Tuck Everlasting
Tuck Everlasting
Tuck Everlasting
Book by
Claudia Shear and Tim Federle
Music by
Chris Miller
Lyrics by
Nathan Tysen
ACT ONE
JESSE
Come on, I think I see water up ahead!
MAE
Slow down, boys!
MILES
Are you kidding, Ma? We’re dying of thirst!
ANGUS
This spring is a good omen. Where there’s water,
there’s opportunity. And where there’s opportunity,
there’s our new life. Let 1808 be our best year yet.
MAE
(a toast)
To the Tucks!
MALE ENSEMBLE
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ENSEMBLE
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AH AH AH AH
WINNIE
TODAY IS THE DAY
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER
IT’S THE FIRST DAY OF AUGUST 1893
TONIGHT THERE’S A FAIR
AND IF HANDLED JUST SO
I MIGHT GET MY MOTHER TO SAY I CAN GO
MOTHER
Winnie?
WINNIE
Coming, Mother!
ENSEMBLE
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DAY NA DAY NA NA
MAE
TODAY IS THE DAY
THE WAITING IS OVER
TONIGHT WE WILL ALL BE A FAMILY AGAIN
MY BOYS WILL BE HOME
BY THE END OF THE DAY
I CAN'T WAIT, I SHOULD WAIT, NO, I'LL MEET THEM HALFWAY
MAE (CONT’D)
Angus! Angus, wake up.
Tuck Everlasting 3.
ANGUS
I’m up, I’m up. What’s wrong?
MAE
Nothing’s wrong! I just can’t wait to see the boys!
ANGUS
So?
MAE
So, I’m going to meet them in Treegap Wood.
ANGUS
You sure that’s a good idea, Mae?
MAE
Yes! Either I walk them home or they wring each
other’s necks.
ANGUS
Well, be careful.
MAE
I will! I love you, Angus.
Angus snores.
MAE (CONT’D) ENSEMBLE
LET THIS BE THE DAY
I’M FREE OF THIS CABIN I’M FREE
WHERE THE ONLY THING THAT
MOVES
IS THE CLOCK ON THE WALL LET THIS BE THE DAY
BETTER OFF TO START THE HAUL
TO TREEGAP NEW HAMPSHIRE
I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS LIVE LIKE THIS
I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS LIVE LIKE THIS
FOREVER
ENSEMBLE (CONT’D)
DAY NA NA DAY NA NA DAY NA
DAY NA DAY NA NA
MILES
OFF THE TRAIN IN NEW HAMPSHIRE
AND IT’S BACK IN AN INSTANT
THE FEELING THAT I’M SOMEWHERE I DON’T BELONG
JESSE
HELLO TREEGAP NEW HAMPSHIRE
CATCH ME UP ON WHAT’S NEW
YOUR SILO I SEE STILL HAS THE BEST VIEW
JESSE (CONT’D) MILES
I SWEAR (echoing)
I SWEAR
JESSE
IS THERE ANYONE WHO STILL KNOWS ME?
MILES JESSE (CONT'D)
ALMOST THERE (echoing)
ALMOST THERE
MILES
THIS TOWN NEVER OUTGROWS ME
JESSE MILES (CONT'D)
UNAWARE (echoing)
UNAWARE
WINNIE MAE
LET ME SEE THE FAIR (echoing)
LET ME SEE MY BOYS
WINNIE MILES & JESSE
LET MY MOTHER AGREE (echoing)
LET ME SEE
ALL
I FEEL IT COMING OVER ME
IN TREEGAP NEW HAMPSHIRE
ALL (CONT’D)
I COULD LIVE LIKE THIS
I COULD LIVE LIKE THIS
LIVE LIKE THIS
ALL
LIVE LIKE THIS
ENSEMBLE
FOREVER
WINNIE
Okay, Mother. You can open your eyes...now!
WINNIE (CONT’D)
Surprise!
MOTHER
I don’t understand.
WINNIE
I can’t wear black to the fair!
MOTHER
The fair?
WINNIE
It’s coming to town tonight. Can’t we bend the rules?
Just once?
NANA
Surprise!
WINNIE
You’re late, Nana.
NANA
Oh. Did she say yes?
Tuck Everlasting 7.
MOTHER
I’m sorry, you two, but no. It’s not yet been a year
since your father’s funeral. And we can’t be seen
carrying on in public, as if nothing has happened.
WINNIE
But nothing does happen, not anymore.
MOTHER
Winnie, please march upstairs and put your proper
attire back on.
NANA
Oh, Betsy-
WINNIE
I told you she would never let us have fun.
MOTHER
We have fun every day!
NANA
Keep your potato peeling, Betsy. We want cotton
candy.
WINNIE
Father would have taken me to the fair.
MOTHER
I know. But things are different now, and if you
won’t be a good girl for me, at least try to be a
good girl for him.
WINNIE
Yes, Mother.
MOTHER
Good girl.
Mother exits.
WINNIE
I'M TRAPPED IN A HOUSE OF SAD AND LONELY
ON A STREET NAMED “MAIN” BUT YOU COULD CALL IT “ONLY”
IS IT RUDE TO SAY I'D VOLUNTEER
FOR A DAY OF FUN JUST ONCE A YEAR?
I'D FLY THE COOP IF ONLY I COULD
BUT I'VE GOT A REALLY BAD CASE OF BEING GOOD
Mother re-enters.
MOTHER
That’s enough surprises for one morning.
MOTHER (CONT'D)
Winnie, why did your dress just croak?
WINNIE
Meet my new friend, “toad.” I found him by the fence.
MOTHER
Winnie, you know better than that! Take that filthy
thing outside - where it belongs!
WINNIE
Yes, Mother.
NANA
Give him a kiss and see what happens!
WINNIE
GOOD GIRL WINNIE FOSTER
EVERY DAY
IS IN BED AT SEVEN
GOOD GIRL WINNIE FOSTER
EVERY DAY
IS A WELL BEHAVED ELEVEN
BUT SOME DAYS I WANT TO RAISE
A LITTLE SOMETHING MORE THAN HEAVEN
WINNIE (CONT’D)
Well, Toad, we blew it.
WINNIE (CONT’D)
But at least it got us out of the house.
WINNIE
A LITTLE SOMETHING MORE THAN HEAVEN
SOME DAYS
I WANT TO RAISE
A LITTLE SOMETHING MORE THAN HEAVEN
NANA
Well, dear, I guess that’s enough excitement for us
today.
CARNIVAL BAND
JOIN THE PARADE
FALL IN LINE FOR THE FAIR
BEFORE THE SUN SETS
BEFORE WE ROLL ON
LADIES AND GENTS
OUR MIDWAY PRESENTS
A TONIC FOR THE WOEBEGONE
WINNIE
It is now! The fair is here!
WINNIE
How did you guess?
He moves on to Nana.
NANA
Ageless.
NANA
I still feel like one! Why, I’d live forever, if I
could.
NANA
It was just an expression.
WINNIE
What do you mean, strange?
Tuck Everlasting 11.
NANA
I don’t recall meeting anyone unusual. Until today.
MOTHER
Pardon me, is there something I can help you with?
NANA
Is it as fun as it used to be?
NANA
You can say that again.
NANA
I’ve heard that very melody on and off my whole life.
It’s beautiful — and it always comes from our wood!
MOTHER
Yes, she did.
He exits.
NANA
Where do you find a suit that color - and why would
you buy it?
Tuck Everlasting 12.
WINNIE
Don’t you see, Mother? It’s a sign! We could go to
the fair, like we used to!
MOTHER
No - and that’s the final word.
WINNIE
But Mother-
MOTHER
No more buts. The world can be a dangerous place,
Winifred, and it is my job, alone, to protect you.
WINNIE
From what? Having fun?
MOTHER
That is enough. Now go inside and change your dress —
and your attitude.
WINNIE
No! I hate you, and I hate your rules!
MOTHER
Winnie!
NANA
Betsy, let her be. She’ll come in when she’s ready to
apologize.
WINNIE
Toad, you’re back! Why should I apologize? I don’t
want to just be “good.” I want to be...daring!
WINNIE (CONT’D)
I wish I could go with you.
ENSEMBLE
DAY NA NA
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WINNIE
Toad, wait for me!
ENSEMBLE
DAY NA NA
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ENSEMBLE
DAY NA
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WINNIE
(sing-song)
Toad! Where are you?
JESSE
Excuse me, are you lost?
WINNIE
That’s exactly what I was going to ask.
JESSE
You shouldn’t be here right now.
WINNIE
But these are my woods!
JESSE
I don’t care whose woods these are, it’s not safe for
you to be here.
WINNIE
You’re not old enough to boss me.
JESSE
Believe me. I am.
Tuck Everlasting 14.
WINNIE
Oh, really. How old are you?
JESSE
Let’s just say I’m...seventeen.
WINNIE
Oh. That is old.
JESSE
You have no idea.
JESSE (CONT’D)
Where do you think you’re going?
WINNIE
I’m thirsty. I’m getting a drink from that spring,
like you did.
JESSE
Oh no, you saw me drink? Look, you need to leave
right now.
WINNIE
But it’s just water!
JESSE
No, no, listen: When little girls drink from this
spring, they turn into...
JESSE (CONT’D)
Toads?
WINNIE
Nice try. I happen to know that toad. In fact, he’s
my toad.
JESSE
Huh. Well now that you say it, I do see the
resemblance.
WINNIE
You’re very odd.
JESSE
I’m Jesse Tuck, how do.
Tuck Everlasting 15.
WINNIE
Winnie Foster.
(they shake hands)
I just ran away from home!
JESSE
And how’s that going?
WINNIE
So far it’s just a bunch of trees.
JESSE
Just a bunch of trees! You own these woods, Winnie
Foster, and you don’t even know what you’ve got! Come
with me!
WINNIE
Where are we going?
JESSE
Up.
WINNIE
Up, right now?
JESSE
There’s no use running away if you don’t make it an
adventure!
WINNIE
Good point.
JESSE
I just hope you’re not afraid of heights.
WINNIE
Only one way to find out!
JESSE
WATCH MY EVERY STEP
FIND A STURDY BRANCH
DON’T YOU DARE LOOK DOWN
PULL YOUR BODY UP
DIG IN YOUR HEELS
LET’S SEE
WHAT THIS TREE REVEALS
WINNIE
Everything looks so different, up here!
JESSE
You ain’t seen the half of it.
WINNIE
Don’t you ever get afraid?
JESSE
If you aren’t afraid, you aren’t alive.
JESSE (CONT’D)
MOUNTAINS TO THE WEST
AN OCEAN TO THE EAST
STORM CLOUDS TO THE NORTH
READY TO POUR
EVERY SYCAMORE
LEAVES ME WANTING MORE AND MORE
AT THE TOP
AT THE TOP
AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD
MY HEAD AND HEART ARE POUNDING
AT THE TOP
AT THE TOP
AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD
I HEAR MY VOICE RESOUNDING
I’M ALIVE AND I AM FREE
SO LOOK AT ME
WINNIE ENSEMBLE
YOU’VE GOTTA SEE IT TO OOH
BELIEVE IT
JESSE ENSEMBLE (CONT'D)
AND BELIEVE ME, I’VE SEEN IT OOH
THE FRONTIER OOH
OF THE UPPER ATMOSPHERE
Tuck Everlasting 17.
WINNIE
UP HERE
JESSE ENSEMBLE
UP HERE AHH
WINNIE
UP HERE
ALL
AT THE TOP
AT THE TOP
AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD
ALL
AT THE TOP
AT THE TOP
AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD
MILES
Ma! Are you trying to get us caught out here?
MAE
You know me, Miles-
MILES
Nervous habit, I know.
MAE
Hey, can I have a proper hello, here?
MILES
Great to see you, Ma. You’re as pretty as ever.
MAE
And you don’t look a day over 105.
MILES
Funny: sometimes I actually pray I’ll wake up with
gray hair and a pot belly.
MAE
Speaking of your father, he’s back at the cabin,
getting everything ready for your visit.
MILES
Come on, he always comes to meet us.
MAE
He isn’t quite himself these days. But he’ll snap
back to life when he sees his boys.
MILES
And Jesse is running late, I assume?
MAE
It’s been ten years since we’ve all been together,
Miles. Another ten minutes won’t kill us.
MILES
You got that right.
JESSE
Ma!
MAE
Jesse! There’s my sweet boy!
(they embrace)
The one who still hugs me.
Tuck Everlasting 19.
JESSE
Listen! I have something I have to tell you.
MILES
Tell us at the cabin. You know this isn’t a safe
place to linger.
JESSE
Always great to be reunited, Miles!
MILES
I see you’re still playing in trees.
JESSE
I see you still can’t take a joke.
MAE
Boys. Jesse, you were telling me something?
JESSE
Right! So...hear me out. You know how you always say
“good things come in small packages”?
WINNIE
Hello!
JESSE
Not yet!
WINNIE
We climbed a tree! I saw the top of my house! It was
great!
JESSE
She followed me here. Can we keep her?
MAE
A child? I always knew this day would come, that
someone would discover us: but a child?
WINNIE
I thought you said they’d like me.
JESSE
She’s not just a “child,” she’s also my friend.
MILES
Jesse, please tell me your friend doesn’t know
anything about the....you know.
WINNIE
Water?
Tuck Everlasting 20.
JESSE
Oh, boy.
MILES
Jesse!
MAE
You told her about the water?
JESSE
This isn’t my fault.
MILES
It never is. Ma, are you thinking what I’m thinking?
MAE
Unfortunately, yes.
(to Winnie)
Please know that, as a mother, I don’t approve of
what we’re about to do.
She screams.
MAE (CONT’D)
Let’s get her back to the cabin! Pa will know what to
do.
JESSE
Winnie, are you okay?
MAE
If she can scream, she can breathe!
JESSE
Don’t worry, Winnie, we’ll explain everything at
home!
HUGO
BIG DAY
FIRST CASE
GIRL’S GONE
NO TRACE
SMALL TOWN
Tuck Everlasting 21.
NO CRIME
NOW TREEGAP’S HIT THE BIG TIME
WHAT’S THIS
FRESH TRACKS
WHO’S THERE?
RELAX
FOOTPRINTS
SIZE NINE
A CLUE, YAHOO! NO, THOSE ARE MINE
CONSTABLE JOE
Hugo, there you are. I asked you not to get ahead of
me. This being your first missing persons case, I
recommend you keep your eyes open and your mouth
closed. Shall we practice?
HUGO
No, I think I got it.
CONSTABLE JOE
See, that was a test. You just failed.
MOTHER
Joe!
CONSTABLE JOE
Betsy Foster! Got your message about Winnie and came
as fast as we could.
NANA
Fast as molasses.
MOTHER
Mother, please. I’m so worried, Joe.
HUGO
We all are.
CONSTABLE JOE
Hugo! That annoying noise is Hugo trying to be my new
deputy.
Tuck Everlasting 22.
NANA
I feel safer already.
MOTHER
Hello, Hugo.
HUGO
Hello, Mrs. Foster. You look lovely, despite, well,
everything.
CONSTABLE JOE
(to Mother, re: Hugo)
First day on the job.
MOTHER
Joe, Winnie’s been gone since this morning. We found
the gate wide open.
CONSTABLE JOE
Huh. Suspicious.
HUGO
Maybe she ran away.
CONSTABLE JOE
Hugo! When I want an opinion, I’ll ask for one.
(back to Mother)
Maybe she ran away.
MOTHER
Well, if she did, it’s all my fault. I wouldn’t even
take her to the fair.
CONSTABLE JOE
The fair? Well, now, I don’t mean to alarm you, but
those people can be—
HUGO
Tricksy.
CONSTABLE JOE
Who?
HUGO
Tricksy. Meaning not to be trusted.
CONSTABLE JOE
Hugo!
(to Mother)
We’ll have a good look around.
MOTHER
Find her, Joe. I can’t bear the thought of losing
anyone else.
Tuck Everlasting 23.
CONSTABLE JOE
Don’t worry, Betsy. I’ve got my best man on the case:
me.
NANA
If you hear a melody coming from our wood, follow
that tune!
CONSTABLE JOE
Thanks for the tip, dear. Sounds like you’ve cracked
the case.
HUGO
HOUSE CALL
ADJOURNED
LEAVE NO
STONE UNTURNED
FLIP HERE
FLIP THERE
THESE FLIPPING THINGS ARE EVERYWHERE
CONSTABLE JOE
Hugo! Get a clue and let’s get on with it.
HUGO
WILL YOU MAKE DEPUTY?
Mae enters.
Tuck Everlasting 24.
MAE
Angus, where are you? We’re back! With a...surprise.
Angus?
MAE (CONT’D)
Of course. Angus, wake up. Jesse met somebody at the
spring.
ANGUS
What? Do they know? Do they know the secret?
Jesse enters.
JESSE
Long time no see, Pa! Hope you’re in a good mood!
ANGUS
Jesse! What have you gotten us into this time?
MILES
Here, Pa. It finally happened.
WINNIE
Please don’t hurt me, please don’t hurt me—
ANGUS
A child?
MAE
That’s exactly what I said!
JESSE
Winnie, nobody’s gonna hurt you.
WINNIE
I can’t believe you tricked me. I trusted you.
(as if they got engaged)
We climbed a tree!
ANGUS
Does she...does she...you know.
WINNIE
Know about the water?
Tuck Everlasting 25.
MAE
Only that it’s special! But she didn’t drink any, so
everything is fine!
JESSE
This is Winnie Foster. Winnie, this is my father,
Angus. Usually, he’s in clothes.
MAE
Not true.
ANGUS
A Foster! From Treegap? Your great-grandfather and I
used to fish together! It’s a pleasure to meet you!
(puts out his hand)
Don’t you want to shake my hand?
WINNIE
No, I want to bite it. That’s what my father told me
to do if anybody ever tried to kidnap me.
ANGUS
Oh, no, Winnie. This isn’t kidnapping.
MAE
Well, technically, honey.
JESSE
If you’d just let us explain—
MILES
That is a bad idea. As I’ve always said, if anybody
finds out about us—
ANGUS
This is different, Miles. This is a child. A child
changes everything.
ANGUS (CONT’D)
Winnie Foster, I give you my word that we are not
going to harm you.
(a beat)
Please don’t bite me.
WINNIE
Fine. Can I please just go home?
MAE
Her mother must be worried sick.
Tuck Everlasting 26.
MILES
This is ridiculous. So now what?
JESSE
Pa will know what to do! Right, Pa?
ANGUS
Of course I know what to do! Where are my boots?
ANGUS (CONT’D)
Where are my pants?
MAE
Where are you going?
ANGUS
Fishing!
MAE
Fishing? Why!
ANGUS
We have a guest, we need a meal.
MILES
So much for Pa knowing what to do.
JESSE
Miles, I am warning you...
MAE
Boys, let him go. I’m just happy to see him excited
about something again. All that man’s done for ten
years is lie on the couch, waiting for you to come
home.
ANGUS
Welcome back boys. I’ve missed the sound of you
fighting.
He exits.
WINNIE
You’ve been gone ten years? But you’re only
seventeen. I’m so confused.
Tuck Everlasting 27.
JESSE
Oh, Ma, let’s just tell her the truth about the
water.
MILES
Oh, Ma, let’s just not.
MAE
Miles, please.
JESSE
If Pa doesn’t know what to do, that means it’s up to
us. Winnie, are you ready to hear the biggest secret
ever?
MILES
The question is: is she ready to keep it? How do we
know she won’t run and tell everyone?
MAE
She knows too much now not to tell her everything. I
guess we’ll just have to trust her.
JESSE
Go ahead, Ma.
MAE
ONCE UPON A TIME
ONCE UPON A TIME
CAN I START LIKE THAT?
MILES
SHOULDN'T START LIKE THAT
MAE
BE PATIENT WITH ME WINNIE
I'VE NEVER TOLD THIS BEFORE
JESSE
THAT'S MILES AND ME
MAE
JESSE LET ME TELL THE STORY
I DON'T WANT TO START A WAR
JESSE
GET TO THE PART WHERE I FALL FROM THE TREE
MILES
NO, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG
MAE
MILES! JESSE!
THEN WE FOUND A WOOD
JESSE
YES WE FOUND A WOOD, CAN YOU GUESS WHICH WOOD
WINNIE
Mine?
JESSE
YOU'RE GOOD.
MAE
WHERE WE FOUND OURSELVES A CLEARING
AND CAMPED FOR THE NIGHT
JUST THE FOUR OF US
MILES
PLUS THE CAT AND THE HORSE
THEY PLAY A CRUCIAL PART
MAE
YES MILES, OF COURSE
WE SLEPT BY A SPRING NEAR AN OLD ASH TREE
JESSE
AND THAT'S WHERE I CARVED A “T”
MAE
JESSE!
MILES
IN THE MORNING
IN THE MORNING
MAE
EXCEPT FOR THE HORSE
EVERYBODY DRANK
Tuck Everlasting 29.
MILES
REMEMBER THAT
JESSE
YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER
MILES
I THINK SHE KNOWS THE PHRASE
MAE
SO DAYS WENT BY
THEN MONTHS AND YEARS
LIVED AN ORDINARY LIFE
MILES
SO IT APPEARS
MAE
THE OLD HORSE DIED AT TWENTY FIVE
JESSE
BUT THE CAT WAS STILL ALIVE
WINNIE
I still don’t understand.
MILES
Enough! All right.
JESSE
And that’s the story of the Tucks. The end.
MILES
The spring made us immortal.
WINNIE
Okay, I have a lot of questions, starting with: where
is this cat?
MAE
He’s the ultimate stray.
MILES
Every kitten for fifty miles has his little white
paws.
WINNIE
How can I be sure you’re not just telling me a story?
JESSE
Oh, that part’s easy! Ma, where’s my rifle? Winnie
can shoot me!
MAE
Nobody is shooting anybody, Jesse! I mean it, I just
cleaned.
WINNIE
It’s true. That’s the music box my Nana heard, back
when she was my age...
Tuck Everlasting 31.
MAE
Oops.
ANGUS
Well, apparently I need Winnie’s great-grandfather if
I want to catch anyth—
JESSE
Found it!
ANGUS
Dammit, Jesse!
MAE
Angus, please.
ANGUS
Aw, Mae, everyone swears when they get shot.
WINNIE
You shot your father.
MAE
Jesse, I told you. Not in the house.
WINNIE
I don’t understand! Didn’t you get hurt?
ANGUS
Oh, honey, I’m fine.
JESSE
Nothing hurts us.
MILES
Not physically, anyway.
WINNIE
What else can you do? Can you fly?
JESSE
No.
MAE
But he certainly tried.
Tuck Everlasting 32.
MILES
Headfirst.
WINNIE
It must be so fun to be you!
JESSE
It is!
MILES
Not exactly.
MAE
Not at all. It’s not fun to be without your boys for
ten years at a time.
WINNIE
Why do you spend so much time apart?
ANGUS
If we’re seen together for too long, people start to
realize we don’t age.
MILES
It tends to scare the locals.
WINNIE
You could never scare me. But now I have about a
million more questions.
MAE
I think that’s enough for one night. Her mother must
be frantic. I’d be willing to take her back home,
right now.
ANGUS
At this hour? The poor girl must be exhausted. And
she thinks we’re fun!
WINNIE
Can I stay? Please?
MAE
I don’t know. I don’t think it’s right to keep her
overnight.
ANGUS
We’ll take you back first thing in the morning, you
have my word.
MILES
What we need, Pa, is her word. Winnie, do you swear
you won’t breathe a thing about us to anyone, ever?
Tuck Everlasting 33.
MAE
She can sleep on it. Now let’s get you out of that
scratchy dress.
WINNIE
You could tell my dress was scratchy?
MAE
Mothers can always tell. Let’s find you something in
the attic.
MILES
Look, I hate to be the voice of reason, but if the
wrong person finds out about the water, they could
play God with it. Or worse.
JESSE
Stop. She’s just a kid. Don’t make any good thing
seem like it’s the end of the world.
MILES
Easy to say when you’ve never looked out for anyone
but yourself.
JESSE
That’s what you think of me?
MILES
Who says I think of you?
MILES (CONT’D)
I shouldn’t have implied that you’re always selfish.
You were an amazing uncle. Sometimes I think about
that.
Miles exits.
ANGUS
Not natural, how much that boy has lost.
JESSE
He’s not the only one. I used to have a brother.
ANGUS
You’ll always have a brother. Now come on, while we
got a minute, tell me everything, from the day you
left.
JESSE
You sure, Pa? Gambling? Bar fights?
Tuck Everlasting 34.
ANGUS
Jesse, I don’t get out much. Don’t skip a thing!
They exit.
MAE
Oh, this attic is an embarrassment. I’ve had a
hundred years to tidy it up, but when you never have
guests, why clean?
WINNIE
We never have guests and we do nothing but clean. But
Mother says “good girls” don’t complain about chores.
MAE
I like your mother.
WINNIE
Don’t tell anyone, but so do I.
MAE
Oh, it is so nice to talk to a girl, for once. What
I’d give to have a daughter.
WINNIE
I’m not so sure you’d want me.
MAE
Why would you say that?
WINNIE
Before I ran away, I told my mother I hated her.
MAE
She didn’t believe it for a second.
WINNIE
Are you sure?
MAE
Cross my heart. Now, rummage through that trunk, see
what you find.
WINNIE
How about...these!
MAE
Well, look at those.
Tuck Everlasting 35.
WINNIE
I’ll wear those if you wear...this!
MAE
Oh, goodness.
WINNIE
It’s beautiful! Was it yours?
MAE
Still is. And I bet it still fits. Between you and
me, I think the water was good for my figure.
WINNIE
Was it a special dress?
MAE
I wore it the night Angus asked me to marry him. We
went dancing, to our village hall, with musicians
playing in the corner and wildflowers on the tables.
We danced all night until the floors shook. That man
used to love to dance. I miss him.
WINNIE
My father couldn’t dance at all, but that didn’t stop
him from trying!
MAE
Isn’t it nice when a memory makes you smile?
WINNIE
It is — but what if I start to forget it?
MAE
Impossible. Besides - your best memories haven’t even
happened yet.
WINNIE
You think?
MAE
I know.
MAE (CONT’D)
EVERY GROWN WOMAN
WHO STANDS AT A MIRROR
REMEMBERS ONE BEAUTIFUL DAY
EVERY GIRL PAST HER PRIME
KNOWS THE DATE AND THE TIME
SHE LOOKED MOST EXQUISITE
Tuck Everlasting 36.
EACH MEMORY
A SWEET MELODY
YOUR HEART CLINGS TO
WITH EACH PASSING DAY
WHAT TIME TAKES AWAY
THE HEART MAKES NEW
LOOKING BACK, LOOKING BACK
IS SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO
YOUR MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
ANGUS
APRIL MAY JUNE JULY
A SUNDAY WHEN THE CHAPEL'S FREE
TRUE LOVE IS IN SHORT SUPPLY
DARLING MAE, MARRY ME
Mae nods “yes” and Angus takes her into his arms.
Everyone dances in celebration.
MAE
EACH MEMORY
A SWEET MELODY
YOUR HEART CLINGS TO
WITH EACH PASSING DAY
WHAT TIME TAKES AWAY
THE HEART MAKES NEW
LOOKING BACK, LOOKING BACK
IS SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO
YOUR MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
Tuck Everlasting 37.
MAE (CONT’D)
YOUR MOST BEAUTIFUL DAY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
WINNIE
What happens now?
MAE
Bed happens now. For all of us.
WINNIE
You expect me to fall asleep, after everything that
happened today?
MAE
I know how you feel. We haven’t had this much
excitement for as far back as I can remember. But try
to get some rest.
WINNIE
I will.
MAE
I’ll see you first thing tomorrow morning.
WINNIE
Mae?
MAE
Yes?
WINNIE
Am I safe up here?
MAE
The safest. I promise. Good night, Winnie.
WINNIE
Good night.
Mae exits.
Tuck Everlasting 38.
WINNIE (CONT’D)
A NIGHT IN A HOUSE THAT’S CLEARLY HAUNTED
THAT’S THE PRICE YOU PAY, GETTING WHAT YOU WANTED
ONE SMALL STEP OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR
LANDS YOU WIDE AWAKE ON AN ATTIC FLOOR
NOT QUITE WHAT I HAD BARGAINED FOR
AND YET I’D TAKE A LITTLE MORE
JESSE
Boo!
WINNIE
Ahh, Jesse! Unlike you, some of us can actually be
scared to death.
JESSE
Sorry! It’s just: I couldn’t sleep, so I was thinking
of going on a secret adventure.
(a beat)
Anyway, sleep tight!
He starts to go.
WINNIE
Wait, wait! What kind of adventure?
JESSE
Any kind you want. The first rule of sneaking out is:
do whatever your parents would say no to.
WINNIE
That would be the fair. Jesse! Can we go to the fair?
JESSE
Excellent choice!
WINNIE
So what’s the plan?
JESSE
You climb out the window. I’ll meet you downstairs.
WINNIE
Why aren’t you coming with me?
JESSE
Because the second rule of sneaking out is: we need
to wear disguises.
WINNIE
Sounds good!
Tuck Everlasting 39.
JESSE
Wait, Winnie!
JESSE (CONT’D)
The third rule is don’t get caught!
ANGUS
Going somewhere?
She freezes.
WINNIE
Nowhere special.
ANGUS
Mm-hmm.
WINNIE
Um...Mr. Tuck?
ANGUS
Call me Angus.
WINNIE
Okay. Mr. Angus, you do know that in order to
actually catch a fish, you need water, right?
ANGUS
Good tip. Now, I’m out here working on my technique.
What’s your alibi?
WINNIE
My alibi?
ANGUS
That’s Latin for: why are you sneaking out of my
house?
WINNIE
Oh! I was just getting some fresh air!
Tuck Everlasting 40.
ANGUS
I bet you are. One, two-
JESSE
Come on, let’s go before we’re—
ANGUS
(to Winnie)
This must be your fresh air.
JESSE
Oh, Pa. I know what this looks like, but-but-but—
ANGUS
This oughtta be good.
WINNIE
He’s taking me to the fair!
ANGUS
Oh, he is, is he?
JESSE
Please, Pa. She’s our guest, the least I can do is
show her a good time.
ANGUS
Your mother wouldn’t like this.
JESSE
Don’t think about that right now. Think
about...funnel cakes! And carnival games!
A beat.
ANGUS
Well, now I want to go.
WINNIE
My father used to love the fair, too.
ANGUS
What do you mean, he “used to”-
(realizing)
Oh.
JESSE
(taking off his cap)
Winnie.
ANGUS
Go. Both of you.
Tuck Everlasting 41.
WINNIE
You mean it?
ANGUS
I mean it. Have some fun, for old times’ sake.
(to Jesse)
As long as you keep an extra low profile.
JESSE
Yesss!
ANGUS
Get outta here! Before you-know-who catches me
catching you. And I get in trouble.
WINNIE
Thank you, Mr. Angus!
They exit.
ANGUS
Bring me back a funnel cake!
WINNIE
Wow, it’s even better than I remembered! Jesse, I am
so glad we snuck out!
JESSE
Am I good, or am I good?
WINNIE
You’re the best! What do you think we should try
next?
JESSE
You lead the way this time, kid. I think I’ve been
everywhere in the world except the fair.
WINNIE
Everywhere?
JESSE
Well, almost everywhere.
JESSE (CONT’D)
THE PYRAMIDS, THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE
THE RIO GRANDE, THE RHINE
I'VE SEEN THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD
CAN'T WAIT FOR EIGHT AND NINE
BUT BECAUSE OF MY PREDICAMENT
MY PECULIAR SITUATION
TO KEEP MY PROFILE LOW, LOW, LOW
I'M A ONE-MAN OPERATION
WINNIE
Jesse, I’ve got it!
WINNIE (CONT’D)
YOU NEED A PARTNER IN CRIME
SOMEONE TO SHARE IN THE VIEW
WHY SEE THE WORLD AND ALL OF ITS GLORIES
WITHOUT A FRIEND TO TELL YOUR STORIES TO?
JESSE
SOMEONE TO STAND AT MY SIDE
TWO EXTRA FISTS IN A FIGHT
WHY SHOULD THE ROAD BE LONG AND LONELY?
WINNIE
WHY NOT TEAM UP?
JESSE
IF NO ONE'S THERE TO HEAR IT
DOES A FALLING TREE MAKE SOUND?
WINNIE
ARE WE HEARD, OR SEEN, OR ANYTHING
WITHOUT A FRIEND AROUND?
JESSE
THE OLD GREAT WALL, THE TAJ MAHAL
YES, THEY ALL HAVE MERIT
WINNIE
BUT THIS TRAVELIN' FAIR COULD TAKE THE CAKE
BECAUSE YOU GET TO SHARE IT
JESSE
(offering Winnie a sample of the cake he
just pilfered)
Carrot?
WINNIE
RUNNING A RACE WITHOUT A PACE SETTER
JESSE
I'M OUT OF PLACE
CARNY
Feed the hungry clown, feed the hungry clown! Three
out of five wins a prize.
CONSTABLE JOE
Say, you see a little girl?
CARNY
What do you think? It’s a fair.
CONSTABLE JOE
Smart aleck. C’mon, Hugo, let’s look over there.
Tuck Everlasting 44.
JESSE
THE FUN IS TWO FOR ONE
WINNIE
AND CHOCK FULL OF SURPRISES
WINNIE
THE LINE MOVES TWICE AS FAST
JESSE
WITH TWO WHATEVER WE DO NOW
WILL MERIT REMINISCING
JESSE WINNIE
SOMEONE TO SHARE IN THE VIEW (echoing)
SOMEONE TO SHARE IN THE VIEW
ENSEMBLE
LAST CHANCE FOR FUN AT THE FAIR
SUN’S SETTING TOMORROW WE’RE GONE
Dance break.
ENSEMBLE
LAST CHANCE FOR FUN AT THE FAIR
ENSEMBLE
SUN'S SETTING TOMORROW WE’RE GONE
JESSE
Okay, “partner,” what’s next on the list?
WINNIE
Well, I wasn’t gonna say anything, but you haven’t
won me anything yet!
JESSE
Hey, now! Them’s fightin’ words!
WINNIE
Oh, my gosh. It’s that man. Jesse, you don’t want to
play this game, believe me.
JESSE
You’re not leaving here without a prize. Watch this.
JESSE
Bet you can’t guess my age, sir!
WINNIE
Jesse, wait—
JESSE
Relax, Winnie. Joke’s on him.
Tuck Everlasting 46.
WINNIE
Jesse, no!
JESSE
Well?
WINNIE
That’s it! You got it on the first try.
JESSE
Seventeen, just like you guessed.
JESSE
Yes, good night.
WINNIE
Yes, thank you.
JESSE
Run, Winnie! Go!
JESSE
You don’t scare me.
JESSE
Ha!
CONSTABLE JOE
What’s going on here?
CONSTABLE JOE
Hugo, where are you going? I smell a rat.
Tuck Everlasting 48.
HUGO
Forget the rat, we have to find Winnie. Come on!
CONSTABLE JOE
I’m already ahead of you, Hugo. Wait up!
WINNIE
I was so afraid you wouldn’t get away.
JESSE
I may be 102 but I can still outrun anyone.
WINNIE
I’m so sorry. I tried to warn you.
JESSE
No, no. It’s okay. It’s refreshing to have somebody
looking out for me who isn’t Ma.
WINNIE
But Jesse, that man came by my house this morning. He
heard the music box. He...knows about you.
JESSE
I know he knows. Guess the family reunion’s over
early. It won’t be the first time.
WINNIE
But you just got here. And you’re the first real
friend I’ve made in—
JESSE
Forever?
WINNIE
Yes.
JESSE
Believe me, I know.
WINNIE
So, is this goodbye, then?
JESSE
Maybe not. Listen: Ma and Pa and Miles? They don’t
know how to enjoy anything anymore. They’re stuck in
the past. But you?
(MORE)
Tuck Everlasting 49.
JESSE (CONT'D)
You thought it was amazing to climb a tree. Imagine
seeing the Eiffel Tower! The Egyptian pyramids!
WINNIE
The world.
JESSE
Exactly.
WINNIE
But Jesse, I’m not even allowed to play in the woods.
I could never go on those kinds of adventures.
JESSE
Don’t worry. I’ve got that figured out.
Song: SEVENTEEN
JESSE (CONT’D)
SIX YEARS FROM NOW
YOU WILL TURN SEVENTEEN
TURN SEVENTEEN
THE SAME AGE AS ME
SIX YEARS FROM NOW
GO TO THE SPRING
GO TO THE SPRING
AND DRINK
WINNIE
What if I forget where the spring is?
JESSE
I’ll go get some of the water, and you can take it
back and keep it — safe.
WINNIE
You make the world sound so exciting, I want to just
drink the water right now.
JESSE
No! You have to wait.
WINNIE
Why? What’s the difference?
Tuck Everlasting 50.
JESSE
You’ll see. There’s a difference.
JESSE (CONT’D)
WINNIE WAIT WITH ME
AND WE COULD BE MARRIED
WINNIE WAIT WITH ME
AND WE'LL SHARE THE WORLD
WINNIE YOU CAN STOP TIME
AND LIVE LIKE THIS FOREVER
ENSEMBLE
DAY NA NA
DAY NA NA
DAY NA
DAY NA
DAY NA NA
DAY NA
DAY NA NA I COULD
LIVE LIKE THIS
DAY NA NA DAY NA NA FOREVER
DAY NA
ENSEMBLE JESSE
YOU COULD
DAY NA LIVE LIKE THIS
DAY NA NA FOREVER
JESSE
So what do you say, Winnie? Do you want to live
forever?
Blackout.
Tuck Everlasting 51.
ACT TWO
ENSEMBLE
GOLDEN LIKE THE SUN
ALL
EVERYTHING'S GOLDEN
Come on, girls. One last dance, and then I’m off to
make my millions.
Dance break.
ENSEMBLE
MINE
ENSEMBLE
MINE
WINNIE
SIX YEARS FROM NOW
I WILL TURN SEVENTEEN
TURN SEVENTEEN
AND DRINK FROM THE SPRING
SIX YEARS FROM NOW
I WILL GO TO THE SPRING
GO TO THE SPRING
AND DRINK
WINNIE (CONT’D)
Oh, I can’t wait ’til I’m 17.
Angus enters.
ANGUS
Look who found the comfiest bed in the house!
WINNIE
Morning, Mr. Angus.
ANGUS
Mornin’. Did you get any sleep?
WINNIE
Not exactly.
Jesse enters.
ANGUS
Morning, Jesse. Can I make you kids some breakfast?
Tuck Everlasting 54.
JESSE
I’ll pass, thanks.
ANGUS
So? How was your big late night adventure?
JESSE
It was fine.
WINNIE
Jesse’s being modest. It was the most fun I’ve had in
at least a year, and—
JESSE
Winnie, cut it out.
WINNIE
What?
JESSE
You don’t have to cover for me. Pa, I did something
really stupid last night.
ANGUS
Give yourself some credit, son. You do something
really stupid every day.
JESSE
No, Pa, take me seriously. Please. We met
this...crazy carny at the fair. Except he wasn’t
crazy.
ANGUS
Well, what was he?
JESSE
Dangerous. Scary. Pa, he knows about us.
ANGUS
Where is he now?
WINNIE
We lost him, I’m sure we did.
ANGUS
These woods are getting thinner every year. If he
wanted to, he could track us down within a couple of
days.
JESSE
So, what do we do?
ANGUS
First, we figure out how to break it to you-know-who.
Tuck Everlasting 55.
MAE
Here’s your dress, sweetie. Let’s get you changed,
before Miles sees you in those clothes.
JESSE
Ma, I did something really stupid.
MAE
Well, that’s a new record. I haven’t even had
breakfast.
ANGUS
We’ve got to pull up stakes, Mae.
MAE
What? What happened?
ANGUS
I just...I got a funny feeling, is all.
JESSE
Pa, stop. At least let me try to be a man and admit
what I did.
MAE
Okay, now you’re scaring me.
JESSE
I snuck out last night. There’s a creepy man who saw
my face. He knows the secret.
ANGUS
We’ve gotta split up. It’s not safe, otherwise.
MAE
I can’t believe this is happening. I’ve waited ten
years for this visit.
ANGUS
We’ll have to leave our cottage - maybe for good this
time.
WINNIE
I could come with you!
MAE
No. Absolutely not. I knew I should have taken her
back last night.
ANGUS
This is my fault. I never should have taken us to
Treegap Wood in the first place.
Tuck Everlasting 56.
WINNIE
But then you wouldn’t have found the spring!
MAE
Honey, that’s entirely his point.
WINNIE
But the spring is a miracle!
WINNIE (CONT’D)
I’d drink from it right now — but Jesse wants me to
wait.
MAE
Jesse Tuck, for the first time in 102 years, I am
truly disappointed in you.
JESSE
But Ma—
MAE
No. Not this time. There are some things that even
you can’t sweet-talk your way out of.
ANGUS
Well, now you’ve upset your mother. Say your
goodbyes.
WINNIE
Did I do something wrong?
JESSE
Never.
WINNIE
Do you still mean what you said, at the silo? About
the water I can keep ’til I’m 17?
JESSE
I’ll go get you some. But you have to put it
somewhere safe, where no one will find it.
Miles enters.
Tuck Everlasting 57.
MILES
Why don’t I smell pancakes? The kid must be starving!
MILES (CONT’D)
Where’s Ma and Pa?
WINNIE
They’re outside. I think I made them mad.
MILES
Why are you wearing those clothes?
(to Jesse)
Where did she get Thomas’s clothes?
WINNIE
Who’s Thomas?
Jesse stands.
JESSE
Don’t let him bully you, Winnie — and you didn’t make
anyone mad. I did. Like always.
MILES
What did you do now, Jesse?
JESSE
I don’t care who’s disappointed in me, anymore.
Someday, I want Winnie to drink the water.
(a beat)
Go ahead. Say it.
MILES
Jesse, even for you, this is a new level of selfish.
WINNIE
No, it’s not! I want to see the Eiffel tower! I want
to see the Egyptian pyramids!
MILES
No, you want to see old age. You want to see your
children grow up.
JESSE
I refuse to keep living alone in the shadows.
MILES
Jesse, if you won’t listen to your big brother, then
listen to some common sense.
(MORE)
Tuck Everlasting 58.
MILES (CONT'D)
So, okay: your plan works for three years, maybe four
if you’re lucky — then what? Do you someday start a
family, and make your children drink the water? And
what about when the neighbors catch on to your
secret? Then what? You wanna go to jail - forever?
JESSE
I already feel like I’m serving a life sentence,
Miles! I’d rather do my time next to somebody who
actually appreciates it!
WINNIE
Miles, who’s Thomas?
MILES
I don’t talk about him.
WINNIE
Then why did you say his name?
MILES
He was my son.
WINNIE
Is he still alive?
MILES
I don’t know. My wife took him from me.
WINNIE
Did they drink the water?
MILES
No. By the time I figured out the secret of the
spring, the years had passed for them, but not for
me. She thought I was possessed. A freak.
WINNIE
I don’t think you’re a freak.
MILES
It’s time we got you home to your own family.
WINNIE
Can’t I stay just a little longer?
MILES
No. If your father is anything like me, all he’s
doing right now is watching your front door. All he’s
doing is...counting the minutes.
Song: TIME
Tuck Everlasting 59.
MILES (CONT’D)
I HAD A FARMHOUSE
WITH A GRANDFATHER CLOCK
WHERE I WOULD TEACH TIME TO MY SON
OUR LESSONS BEGAN
AT TWELVE O'CLOCK SHARP
WHEN THE HANDS WOULD COME IN AS ONE
I'D SAY, “THE BIG HAND COUNTS MINUTES,
IT'S SO TIGHTLY WOUND
IT CHASES THE SMALL HAND
TO MAKE HOURS GO ROUND”
I TAUGHT THOMAS
CONSTELLATIONS IN THE SKY
HOW TO TELL A SILVER MAPLE FROM A COTTONWOOD
I TAUGHT THOMAS
TO DIVIDE AND MULTIPLY
BUT WHAT HE NEVER UNDERSTOOD WAS
WINNIE
Miles, I don’t have a father anymore.
MILES
You don’t?
WINNIE
No. But I’ll always love him, for the rest of my
life. And I promise Thomas will love you, for the
rest of his.
ANGUS
You going to be okay?
MAE
I don’t know. You know what frightens me the most?
ANGUS
Another hundred years of me snoring?
MAE
No. What frightens me the most is that I’m actually a
little envious of Jesse.
ANGUS
Envious?
MAE
At least he’s looking forward to something again.
ANGUS
Hey. I still look forward to you.
MAE
Do you? Sometimes it’s a little hard to tell, these
days.
ANGUS
Of course I do. Every day. Every year.
MAE
TIME WE’VE BEEN GRANTED SO MUCH TIME
BUT WHAT IF ALL THIS TIME
DID MORE THAN PASS US BY?
LIFE EVEN INFINITE
Tuck Everlasting 61.
ALL
LEFT TO DROWN IN MY PRIME
LEFT WITH NOTHING
MAE
LEFT WITH NOTHING
MILES
NOTHING BUT
ALL
TIME
MAE
You’ve got to convince Winnie not to drink.
ANGUS
Aw, Mae. Can’t you speak with her?
MAE
No. She needs a father — and honestly, Angus?
Watching you with a real child, again, I can’t think
of a better father than you.
ANGUS
But I don’t know the first thing about having a
“talk” with a girl.
Tuck Everlasting 62.
MAE
You could practice on me a little more often.
ANGUS
That’s not a bad idea.
MAE
Is that a yes?
ANGUS
That’s an “I love you.” And a yes. I’ll talk to her.
They embrace.
MAE
Thank you. Her poor mother must be desperate by now.
ANGUS
Funny, I’m feeling a little “desperate” myself...
MAE
Angus Michael Tuck!
ANGUS
C’mon, dance with me.
MOTHER
Let’s just get this over with.
NANA
It’s blackmail, is what it is.
NANA
You’re an evil banana.
Tuck Everlasting 63.
A beat.
HUGO (OFFSTAGE)
And Hugo!
CONSTABLE JOE
Darn it, Hugo. If you can’t even open a door, how are
we going to close a case?
HUGO
Excellent point, sir.
CONSTABLE JOE
Betsy, how are you?
MOTHER
I’m fine, Joe. The whole disappearance turned out to
be a false alarm, is all. But thank you for checking
in.
CONSTABLE JOE
So, where’s our Winnie, then?
MOTHER
My friend here is going to fetch her home.
CONSTABLE JOE
(coolly)
Well, the suit I recognize — but I don’t believe I
got your friend’s name.
CONSTABLE JOE
Do I look worried?
Tuck Everlasting 64.
HUGO
Ask about those papers.
CONSTABLE JOE
Silence, mosquito. What are those papers?
CONSTABLE JOE
Business to do with the fair, is it?
CONSTABLE JOE
And yet, here you are.
HUGO
What sort of business transaction?
CONSTABLE JOE
That’s right, what sort of business did you say?
A beat.
CONSTABLE JOE
Try.
NANA
We’ve sold him the wood.
CONSTABLE JOE
Really? You’ve sold him Treegap Wood. After all these
decades. Well, neighbor, I suppose I’ll be seeing
you.
MOTHER
I apologize for wasting your time, Joe.
CONSTABLE JOE
Oh, you’re never a waste of time, Betsy. Always a
pleasure. Come on, Hugo.
Tuck Everlasting 65.
MOTHER
Not until I have my daughter.
NANA
Oh, would you drop dead, already.
HUGO
Look at him go.
CONSTABLE JOE
Haven’t seen a grown man move like that since my
Uncle Pete got fire ants in his shorts.
HUGO
That sounds horrible.
CONSTABLE JOE
Oh, nooo, Hugo. It was hilarious.
(he crosses in front of Hugo)
We best be getting on.
HUGO
Would hate to let him get too far ahead.
CONSTABLE JOE
Well, a fellow dressed in yellow’s not going to be
hard to track.
Tuck Everlasting 66.
HUGO
Sure isn’t a nice yellow.
CONSTABLE JOE
Hugo, there’s no such thing as a nice yellow.
HUGO
But what about...baby chickies? Or dandelions? Or
corn on the cob? Or—
CONSTABLE JOE
Butter.
HUGO
Good one, sir.
CONSTABLE JOE
I don’t know, Hugo. Got a bad feeling it’s all going
to come apart like wet bread.
HUGO
ALSO FABRICATING –
CONSTABLE JOE
Hugo, there you go again. Fabricating? If he hated
the fabric, he would never have bought the suit!
HE MUST BE COMPENSATING
HUGO
ALSO…LYING
CONSTABLE JOE
YOU CAN’T TRUST A MAN DRESSED IN YELLOW
THAT I KNEW FROM HIS VERY FIRST HELLO
SHOULD HAVE LOCKED HIM IN A CELL
OH
YOU CAN’T TRUST A MAN
HUGO
From the carnival.
CONSTABLE JOE
ALSO, CARNIVAL MEN CAN’T BE TRUSTED
SOMETHING WICKED THERE BREWS UNDERNEATH
THOSE INBREDS REGALE YA
WITH MAD BACCHANALIA
THEY ALL SHARE MAYBE EIGHT TEETH
HUGO
Clowns, sir?
CONSTABLE JOE
I hate them.
HUGO
With a bad handshake.
CONSTABLE JOE
DID YOU NOTICE HIS PECULIAR HANDSHAKE?
HIS FINGERS NEITHER FLACCID NOR FIRM
HUGO
LIKE TOUCHING A PORPOISE
CONSTABLE JOE
NO HABEAS CORPUS
COULD KEEP THAT FISH—
HUGO
Mammal.
CONSTABLE JOE
FROM SERVING FULL TERM
BAD HANDSHAKE, BAD MAN
Tuck Everlasting 68.
CONSTABLE JOE
AND A CARNIVAL MAN CAN’T BE TRUSTED
HUGO
AS SHIFTY AS A SWINGING TRAPEZE
CONSTABLE JOE
Come on, Hugo. Let’s pick up the pace.
They exit.
WINNIE
I think I got another one!
ANGUS
What is that: five fish in ten minutes?
WINNIE
Well, it would’ve been six fish, if—
ANGUS
I said I was sorry.
WINNIE
Did you teach Jesse and Miles to fish?
ANGUS
You bet I did.
WINNIE
What about Thomas?
ANGUS
Miles told you about Thomas? Wow.
Tuck Everlasting 69.
WINNIE
Well, did you? Teach him how to fish?
ANGUS
No. Thomas was gone before I had a chance to teach
him anything. Miss that boy.
WINNIE
I know what that feels like. I miss my father every
day.
ANGUS
’Course you do.
WINNIE
Mr. Angus, I had this idea.
ANGUS
O...kay.
WINNIE
If I shared the water with Mother and Nana, we’d
always be there for each other.
ANGUS
Oh, sweetie. That’s just not how the world’s supposed
to work.
WINNIE
But if my father had known about the water, we would
never have had to say goodbye, ever.
ANGUS
Winnie, as difficult as it is to say goodbye once,
it’s even harder to say it again and again. But
that’s just what happens when you mess with the rules
of nature.
ANGUS (CONT’D)
I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT THE SUN
TOOK A SHINE TO WATER
SHE DRINKS UP A BIT FLOATS IT UP TO THE SKY
WHAT SHE TAKES FROM OUR LAKE
WILL MAKE HER A STORM CLOUD
THAT RUMBLES AND TUMBLES RAIN
FROM UP HIGH, HIGH, HIGH
ANGUS (CONT’D)
ONCE YOU DROP AN ANCHOR
A BOAT GETS STUCK
AND IT COULD STAY FOREVER
WINNIE
JUST FLOATING ON TOP
ANGUS
SHOW ME HOW TO CLIMB BACK ON THE WHEEL
I'D BE THERE SLICK AS A SLINGSHOT
PREPARED TO GET OFF AT THE END
AND SHARE WITH SOMEONE MY SPOT
ANGUS (CONT’D)
Don't be afraid of death, Winnie. Be afraid of not
being truly alive. You don’t need to live forever,
you just need to live. Do you understand?
ANGUS WINNIE
IT’S A WHEEL, WINNIE IT’S A WHEEL
MILES
Pa, Hurry!
ANGUS
What’s wrong?
MILES
Jesse’s gone.
ANGUS
Jesse’s always coming and going, he’ll be back.
MILES
No, Pa. It’s not like that this time. He didn’t even
say goodbye to Ma.
ANGUS
Well, that’s not like him. If he hopped a train, he
could be six towns out, by now.
WINNIE
He isn’t on a train.
MILES
You know where he went?
WINNIE
I’m sure he’s in the woods.
ANGUS
I don’t like the sound of this...
Tuck Everlasting 72.
MILES
Neither do I.
WINNIE
I know exactly where he is.
JESSE
You.
JESSE
What?
JESSE
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
JESSE
What does this have to do with me?
JESSE
You don’t know a thing about me.
JESSE
Miles, it’s him! This is the man!
MILES
Hold it right there!
MAE
Miles, no. This isn’t who we are. Give me the gun.
JESSE
But Ma, he knows the secret-
ANGUS
You’re mad. We would never.
MAE
We just want to live our lives in peace.
Tuck Everlasting 74.
MILES
And why would we say yes?
ANGUS
Your gun doesn’t scare us.
MAE
Please, no, she’s just a child!
JESSE
Here. Take the water. Just let her go.
JESSE
You take this.
JESSE
I’ll show you the spring.
JESSE
Please let her go.
ANGUS
Don’t look.
WINNIE
Is he...dead?
ANGUS
(checking the Man’s pulse)
Yes.
MAE
My God. What have I done?
ANGUS
You protected your family, is what. And nobody needs
to know-
ANGUS
Who’s that?
HUGO (OFFSTAGE)
Winnie!
CONSTABLE JOE
Step away from the child!
WINNIE
I’m okay, Constable Joe.
ANGUS
Winnie, you know this man?
Tuck Everlasting 76.
CONSTABLE JOE
I’ll be asking the questions here, starting with:
(re: the Man in Yellow)
Who’s responsible for this?
WINNIE
It was m-
MAE
I am, sir. And if I have to go to jail, I will.
CONSTABLE JOE
Wouldn’t be jail, it’d be death by hanging.
MILES
No, it wouldn’t.
WINNIE
It’s not true. I hit him. With this.
CONSTABLE JOE
You two: take this man out of the child’s view.
WINNIE
It started when that man pulled a knife on Jesse at
the fair, and then he followed us into the wood, and
took out a gun, and I-
CONSTABLE JOE
(holding up hand)
On second thought, the less I know, the better. Now,
give me a minute to think.
HUGO
If it was a child acting in self-defense, she’d sure
get off easy...
CONSTABLE JOE
I’m thinking.
(a long beat)
I’m done. I believe you.
WINNIE
You do?
Tuck Everlasting 77.
CONSTABLE JOE
Of course I do. You’re Nathan Foster’s daughter,
aren’t you?
WINNIE
Always.
CONSTABLE JOE
Now, who’s the Swiss Family Robinson?
WINNIE
These are my friends.
ANGUS
How do. We were just passing through. Didn’t mean to
cause any trouble.
They shake.
CONSTABLE JOE
Good handshake. First thing is to reunite this girl
with her poor family. Hugo, you’ll take the body to
town—
HUGO
Uh, Dad — I mean, Sir...I don’t think I can.
CONSTABLE JOE
Okay, Hugo. You see Winnie gets back in one piece,
and I’ll handle the body.
HUGO
Yes, sir.
CONSTABLE JOE
You’ll make deputy yet.
MAE
If there’s anything we can do to help, sir...
CONSTABLE JOE
Sure is. I don’t know your story but I bet it’s
longer than I’ve got time to hear. So at the risk of
sounding unneighborly: how about you folks leave my
town, and never turn up again.
ANGUS
You can pretend you never met us. Come on, Mae.
MAE
Wait. Winnie, I know I owe your mother an apology —
but all I really want to do is congratulate her.
Tuck Everlasting 78.
WINNIE
For what?
MAE
Raising you.
MAE (CONT'D)
Here. To remember us by.
WINNIE
I could never forget you. You just saved my life.
MAE
I think it’s the other way around.
ANGUS
You reminded us that we’ve still got something to
live for. Goodbye, Winnie.
WINNIE
Goodbye, Angus.
MILES
So long, kid.
(to Jesse)
I’ll wait for you up ahead.
JESSE
Really?
MILES
Really. I was hoping we could walk together.
WINNIE
(whispers)
Hug him.
JESSE
It’s all up to you now. Hide it somewhere good. Drink
it when you’re seventeen, and then find me. I’ll
leave directions somehow — and I’ll be planning great
adventures for us.
Tuck Everlasting 79.
WINNIE
So will I.
HUGO
Ready, Winnie?
WINNIE
Ready, Hugo.
(to Jesse)
Think of me every time you climb a tree...
(she sticks out her hand to shake)
—or get in trouble.
They shake.
JESSE
Every day, then.
HUGO
Let’s go.
Song: EVERLASTING
WINNIE
THERE ARE TWO WAYS HOME DOWN ONE LONG ROAD
ONE CLEAR PATH TO TWO CONCLUSIONS
DOES THE STORY END, OR NEVER END?
DOES THE SECRET FADE, OR IS IT EVERLASTING?
WONDER ON EARTH
HUGO
Well, here we are. Right back where you started.
WINNIE
You know what, Hugo? It doesn’t really feel like that
at all.
HUGO
Just remember, Winnie: you’ll always have me to
protect you.
WINNIE
My toad!
Hugo recovers.
HUGO
Careful, toad, or a dope like me could accidentally
flatten you.
WINNIE
You’re not a dope, Hugo.
HUGO
That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me.
Hugo exits.
WINNIE
Well, I had quite an adventure, and you’re to blame.
I wish there were some way to thank you.
WINNIE (CONT’D)
Here. It’s a dangerous world out there. Hope you’re
thirsty.
WINNIE (CONT’D)
Don’t worry about me. I can always get more.
MOTHER
Winnie!
MAE
“Winnie Foster Jackson. Cherished Wife. Devoted
Mother. Dearest Grandmother.”
ANGUS
Expert fisherman.
MILES
Looks like she led the life we never could.
MAE
May she rest in peace.
JESSE
I’ll always wonder what you did with the water.
MILES
You ready to keep going, Jesse? Jesse?
JESSE
IT’S A WHEEL, WINNIE
A RIPPLE IN WATER
TUCKS ENSEMBLE
GIRL TO WIFE TO MOTHER TO
DAUGHTER
LIKE ALL YOUR KINFOLK COME
AND GONE
CAN’T STOP ROWING, GROWING,
CHANGING,
THEN MOVING ON DAY NA NA DAY NA NA DAY NA
MOVING ON DAY NA DAY NA NA
MOVING ON DAY NA NA DAY NA NA DAY NA
DAY NA
THE END