Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction
PULP FICTION
by
YOUNG MAN
No, forget it, it's too risky. I'm
through doin' that shit.
YOUNG WOMAN
You always say that, the same thing
every time: never again, I'm
through, too dangerous.
YOUNG MAN
I know that's what I always say. I'm
always right too, but –
YOUNG WOMAN
– but you forget about it in a day
or two –
YOUNG MAN
– yeah, well, the days of me
forgittin' are over, and the days of
YOUNG MAN
(with a smile)
Correct. I got all tonight to quack.
ar
WAITRESS
Can I get anybody anymore coffee?
YOUNG WOMAN
Oh yes, thank you.
The Waitress pours the Young Woman's coffee. The Young Man
lights up another cigarette.
YOUNG MAN
I'm doin' fine.
The Waitress leaves. The Young Man takes a drag off of his
smoke. The Young Woman pours a ton of cream and sugar into
her coffee.
YOUNG MAN
I mean the way it is now, you're
takin' the same fuckin' risk as when
you rob a bank. You take more of a
risk. Banks are easier! Federal
banks aren't supposed to stop you
anyway, during a robbery. They're
insured, why should they care? You
don't even need a gun in a federal
bank. I heard about this guy, walked
into a federal bank with a portable
phone, handed the phone to the
teller, the guy on the other end of
the phone said: "We got this guy's
little girl, and if you don't give
him all your money, we're gonna kill
'er."
jp
YOUNG WOMAN
Did it work?
YOUNG MAN
Fuckin' A it worked, that's what I'm
ku
talkin' about! Knucklehead walks in
a bank with a telephone, not a
pistol, not a shotgun, but a fuckin'
phone, cleans the place out, and
they don't lift a fuckin' finger.
m
YOUNG WOMAN
Did they hurt the little girl?
YOUNG MAN
ar
YOUNG WOMAN
You wanna rob banks?
YOUNG MAN
I'm not sayin' I wanna rob banks,
I'm just illustrating that if we
did, it would be easier than what we
been doin'.
YOUNG WOMAN
So you don't want to be a bank
robber?
YOUNG MAN
YOUNG MAN
What have we been talking about?
Yeah, no- more-liquor-stores.
Besides, it ain't the giggle it usta
be. Too many foreigners own liquor
stores. Vietnamese, Koreans, they
can't fuckin' speak English. You
tell 'em: "Empty out the register,"
and they don't know what it fuckin'
means. They make it too personal. We
keep on, one of those gook
jp
motherfuckers' gonna make us kill
'em.
YOUNG WOMAN
I'm not gonna kill anybody.
ku
YOUNG MAN
I don't wanna kill anybody either.
But they'll probably put us in a
situation where it's us of them. And
if it's not the gooks, it these old
m
Jews who've owned the store for
fifteen fuckin' generations. Ya got
Grandpa Irving sittin' behind the
counter with a fuckin' Magnum. Try
ar
YOUNG WOMAN
Well, what else is there, day jobs?
YOUNG MAN
(laughing)
Not this life.
YOUNG WOMAN
Well what then?
YOUNG MAN
Garcon! Coffee!
YOUNG MAN
This place.
The Waitress comes by, pouring him some more.
WAITRESS
(snotty)
"Garcon" means boy.
She splits.
YOUNG WOMAN
Here? It's a coffee shop.
YOUNG MAN
What's wrong with that? People never
rob restaurants, why not? Bars,
liquor stores, gas stations, you get
jp
your head blown off stickin' up one
of them. Restaurants, on the other
hand, you catch with their pants
down. They're not expecting to get
robbed, or not as expecting.
ku
YOUNG WOMAN
(taking to idea)
I bet in places like this you
couldcut down on the hero factor.
m
YOUNG MAN Correct. Just like banks, these places are insured.
The managers don't give a fuck, they're just tryin' to get ya
out the door before you start pluggin' diners. Waitresses,
forget it, they ain't takin' a bullet for the register.
ar
YOUNG WOMAN
Uh-huh.
YOUNG MAN
That was a good idea.
YOUNG WOMAN
Thanks.
YOUNG MAN
We made more from the wallets then
we did the register.
YOUNG WOMAN
Yes we did.
YOUNG MAN
A lot of people go to restaurants.
jp
YOUNG WOMAN
A lot of wallets.
YOUNG MAN
ku
Pretty smart, huh?
YOUNG WOMAN
Pretty smart.
(into it)
I'm ready, let's go, right here,
right now.
YOUNG MAN
Remember, same as before, you're
crowd control, I handle the
employees.
YOUNG WOMAN
Got it.
They both take out their .32-caliber pistols and lay them on
the table. He looks at her and she back at him.
YOUNG WOMAN
I love you, Pumpkin.
YOUNG MAN
And with that, Pumpkin and Honey Bunny grab their weapons,
stand up and rob the restaurant. Pumpkin's robbery persona is
that of the in-control professional. Honey Bunny's is that of
the psychopathic, hair-triggered, loose cannon.
PUMPKIN
(yelling to all)
Everybody be cool this is a robbery!
HONEY BUNNY
Any of you fuckin' pricks move and
I'll execute every one of you
motherfuckers! Got that?
CUT TO:
jp
CREDIT SEQUENCE:
"PULP FICTION"
ku
2 INT. '74 CHEVY - MOVING – MORNING 2
An old gas guzzling, dirty, white 1974 Chevy Nova BARRELS
down a homeless-ridden street in Hollywood. In the front seat
are two young fellas – one white, one black – both wearing
cheap black suits with thin black ties under long green
m
dusters. Their names are VINCENT VEGA (white) and JULES
WINNFIELD (black). Jules is behind the wheel.
JULES
ar
VINCENT
Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's
legal to buy it, it's legal to own
it and, if you're the proprietor of
a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.
It's legal to carry it, which
doesn't really matter 'cause – get a
load of this – if the cops stop you,
it's illegal for this to search you.
Searching you is a right that the
cops in Amsterdam don't have.
JULES
That did it, man – I'm fuckin'
goin', that's all there is to it.
VINCENT
You'll dig it the most. But you know
jp
what the funniest thing about Europe
is?
JULES
What?
ku
VINCENT
It's the little differences. A lotta
the same shit we got here, they got
there, but there they're a little
different.
m
JULES
Examples?
ar
VINCENT
Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer
in a movie theatre. And I don't mean
in a paper cup either. They give you
a glass of beer, like in a bar. In
Paris, you can buy beer at
MacDonald's. Also, you know what
they call a Quarter Pounder with
Cheese in Paris?
JULES
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder
with Cheese?
VINCENT
No, they got the metric system
there, they wouldn't know what the
fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
JULES
What'd they call it?
VINCENT
Royale with Cheese.
JULES
(repeating)
Royale with Cheese. What'd they call
a Big Mac?
VINCENT
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call
it Le Big Mac.
JULES
Le Big Mac. What do they call a
Whopper?
VINCENT
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger
jp
King. But you know what they put on
french fries in Holland instead of
ketchup?
JULES
ku
What?
VINCENT
Mayonnaise.
JULES
m
Goddamn!
VINCENT
I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a
ar
JULES
Uuccch!
CUT TO:
VINCENT
How many up there?
JULES
Three or four.
VINCENT
Counting our guy?
JULES
I'm not sure.
VINCENT
So there could be five guys up
there?
JULES
It's possible.
VINCENT
We should have fuckin' shotguns.
jp
They CLOSE the trunk.
CUT TO:
ku
4 EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING COURTYARD – MORNING 4
Vincent and Jules, their long matching overcoats practically
dragging on the ground, walk through the courtyard of what
looks like a hacienda-style Hollywood apartment building.
m
We TRACK alongside.
VINCENT
ar
JULES
Mia.
VINCENT
How did Marsellus and her meet?
JULES
I dunno, however people meet people.
She usta be an actress.
VINCENT
She ever do anything I woulda saw?
JULES
I think her biggest deal was she
starred in a pilot.
VINCENT
What's a pilot?
JULES
Well, you know the shows on TV?
VINCENT
I don't watch TV.
JULES
Yes, but you're aware that there's
an invention called television, and
on that invention they show shows?
VINCENT
Yeah.
JULES
Well, the way they pick the shows on
TV is they make one show, and that
show's called a pilot. And they show
jp
that one show to the people who pick
the shows, and on the strength of
that one show, they decide if they
want to make more shows. Some get
accepted and become TV programs, and
ku
some don't, and become nothing. She
starred in one of the ones that
became nothing.
Vincent and Jules walk through the reception area and wait
ar
JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call the
brother fat. He's got a weight
problem. What's the nigger gonna do,
he's Samoan.
VINCENT
I think I know who you mean, what
about him?
JULES
VINCENT
What'd he do, fuck her?
JULES
No no no no no no no, nothin' that
bad.
VINCENT
jp
Well what then?
JULES
He gave her a foot massage.
ku
VINCENT
A foot massage?
VINCENT
What did Marsellus do?
JULES
Sent a couple of guys over to his
place. They took him out on the
patio of his apartment, threw his
ass over the balcony. Nigger fell
four stories. They had this garden
at the bottom, enclosed in glass,
like one of them greenhouses –
nigger fell through that. Since
then, he's kinda developed a speech
impediment.
VINCENT
Still I hafta say, play with
matches, ya get burned.
JULES
Whaddya mean?
VINCENT
You don't be givin' Marsellus
Wallace's new bride a foot massage.
JULES
You don't think he overreacted?
jp
VINCENT
Antwan probably didn't expect
Marsellus to react like he did, but
he had to expect a reaction.
ku
JULES
It was a foot massage, a foot
massage is nothing, I give my mother
a foot massage.
m
VINCENT
It's laying hands on Marsellus
Wallace's new wife in a familiar
way. Is it as bad as eatin' her out
ar
JULES
Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right
there. Eatin' a bitch out, and
givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't
even the same fuckin' thing.
VINCENT
Not the same thing, the same
ballpark.
JULES
It ain't no ballpark either. Look
maybe your method of massage differs
from mine, but touchin' his lady's
feet, and stickin' your tongue in
her holyiest of holyies, ain't the
VINCENT
Have you ever given a foot massage?
JULES
Don't be tellin' me about foot
massages – I'm the foot fuckin'
master.
VINCENT
Given a lot of 'em?
JULES
Shit yeah. I got my technique down
jp
man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
VINCENT
Have you ever given a guy a foot
massage?
ku
Jules looks at him a long moment – he's been set up.
JULES
Fuck you.
m
He starts walking down the hall.Vincent, smiling, walks a
little bit behind.
VINCENT
ar
How many?
JULES
Fuck you.
VINCENT
Would you give me a foot massage –
I'm kinda tired.
JULES
Man, you best back off, I'm gittin'
pissed – this is the door.
The two men stand in front of the door numbered "49."They
whisper.
JULES
What time is it?
VINCENT
(checking his watch)
JULES
That's an interesting point, but
let's get into character.
VINCENT
What's her name again?
JULES
Mia. Why you so interested in big
man's wife?
VINCENT
Well, Marsellus is leavin' for
Florida and when he's gone, he wants
me to take care of Mia.
JULES
VINCENT
Not that! Take her out. Show her a
good time. Don't let her get lonely.
JULES
You're gonna be takin'MIA Wallace
out on a date?
VINCENT
It ain't a date. It's like when you
and your buddy's wife go to a movie
or somethin'. It's just... you
know... good company.
jp
Jules just looks at him.
VINCENT
It's not a date.
ku
Jules just looks at him.
JULES
Hey kids.
The two men stroll inside.
The three young caught-off-guard Guys are:
MARVIN, the black young man, who open the door, will, as the
scene progresses, back into the corner.
ROGER, a young blond-haired surfer kid with a "Flock of
Seagulls" haircut, who has yet to say a word, sits at the
table with a big sloppy hamburger in his hand.
BRETT, a white, preppy-looking sort with a blow-dry haircut.
Vincent and Jules take in the place, with their hands in
their pockets. Jules is the one who does the talking.
JULES
No answer.
JULES
(to Brett)
Am I trippin', or did I just ask you
a question.
BRETT
We're doin' okay.
As Jules and Brett talk, Vincent moves behind the young Guys.
JULES
Do you know who we are?
Brett shakes his head: "No."
jp
JULES
We're associates of your business
partner Marsellus Wallace, you
remember your business partner
ku
dont'ya?
No answer.
JULES
(to Brett)
m
Now I'm gonna take a wild guess
here: you're Brett, right?
BRETT
ar
I'm Brett.
JULES
I thought so. Well, you remember
your business partner Marsellus
Wallace, dont'ya Brett?
BRETT
I remember him.
JULES
Good for you. Looks like me and
Vincent caught you at breakfast,
sorry 'bout that. What'cha eatin'?
BRETT
Hamburgers.
JULES
Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any
nutritious breakfast. What kinda
hamburgers?
BRETT
Cheeseburgers.
JULES
No, I mean where did you get'em?
MacDonald's, Wendy's, Jack-in-the-
Box, where?
BRETT
Big Kahuna Burger.
JULES
Big Kahuna Burger. That's that
Hawaiian burger joint. I heard they
got some tasty burgers. I ain't
never had one myself, how are they?
jp
BRETT
They're good.
JULES
ku
Mind if I try one of yours?
BRETT
No.
JULES
m
Yours is this one, right?
BRETT
Yeah.
ar
VINCENT
No.
Jules holds out the Big Kahuna.
JULES
You wanna bite, they're real good.
VINCENT
I ain't hungry.
JULES
BRETT
No.
JULES
Tell 'em, Vincent.
VINCENT
jp
Royale with Cheese.
JULES
Royale with Cheese, you know why
they call it that?
ku
BRETT
Because of the metric system?
JULES
Check out the big brain on Brett.
m
You'a smart motherfucker, that's
right. The metric system.
(he points to a fast food
drink cup)
ar
What's in this?
BRETT
Sprite.
JULES
Sprite, good, mind if I have some of
your tasty beverage to wash this
down with?
BRETT
Sure.
Jules grabs the cup and takes a sip.
JULES
Uuuuummmm, hit's the spot!
(to Roger)
You, Flock of Seagulls, you know
what we're here for?
JULES
– I don't remember askin' you a
goddamn thing.
(to Roger)
You were sayin'?
ROGER
It's under the bed.
jp
Vincent moves to the bed, reaches underneath it, pulling out
a black snap briefcase.
VINCENT
Got it.
ku
Vincent flips the two locks, opening the case. We can't see
what's inside, but a small glow emits from the case. Vincent
just stares at it, transfixed.
JULES
m
We happy?
No answer from the transfixed Vincent.
ar
JULES
Vincent!
Vincent looks up at Jules.
JULES
We happy?
JULES
My name's Pitt, and you ain't
talkin' your ass outta this shit.
BRETT
I just want you to know how sorry we
are about how fucked up things got
between us and Mr. Wallace. When we
entered into this thing, we only had
the best intentions –
As Brett talks, Jules takes out his gun and SHOOTS Roger
three times in the chest, BLOWING him out of his chair.
Vince smiles to himself. Jules has got style.
Brett has just shit his pants. He's not crying or whimpering,
but he's so full of fear, it's as if his body is imploding.
JULES
(to Brett)
Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your
jp
concentration? I didn't mean to do
that. Please, continue. I believe
you were saying something about
"best intentions."
ku
Brett can't say a word.
JULES
Whats a matter? Oh, you were through
anyway. Well, let me retort. Would
you describe for me what Marsellus
m
Wallace looks like?
Brett still can't speak.
ar
BRETT
(near heart attack)
What?
JULES
English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-
it?
BRETT
Yes.
JULES
Then you understand what I'm sayin'?
BRETT
Yes.
JULES
Now describe what Marsellus Wallace
looks like!
BRETT
(out of fear)
jp
What?
Jules takes his .45 and PRESSES the barrel HARD in Brett's
cheek.
ku
JULES
Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What"
again! I dare ya, I double dare ya
motherfucker, say "What" one more
goddamn time!
m
Brett is regressing on the spot.
JULES
Now describe to me what Marsellus
ar
BRETT
(without thinking)
What?
JULES
Does-he-look-like-a-bitch?!
BRETT
(in agony)
No.
JULES
Then why did you try to fuck 'im
like a bitch?!
BRETT
jp
(in spasm)
I didn't.
Now in a lower voice.
ku
JULES
Yes ya did Brett. Ya tried ta fuck
'im. You ever read the Bible, Brett?
BRETT
(in spasm)
m
Yes.
JULES
There's a passage I got memorized,
ar
MARSELLUS (O.S.)
Now the night of the fight, you may
fell a slight sting, that's pride
fuckin' wit ya. Fuck pride! Pride
only hurts, it never helps. Fight
through that shit. 'Cause a year
from now, when you're kickin' it in
the Caribbean you're gonna say,
"Marsellus Wallace was right."
BUTCH
I got no problem with that.
MARSELLUS (O.S.)
In the fifth, your ass goes down.
Butch nods his head: "yes."
MARSELLUS (O.S.)
Say it!
BUTCH
In the fifth, my ass goes down.
CUT TO:
ENGLISH DAVE
jp
Have you met Mia?
VINCENT
Not yet.
ku
English Dave smiles to himself.
VINCENT
What's so funny?
ENGLISH DAVE
m
Not a goddamn thing.
VINCENT
Look, I'm not a idiot. She's the big
ar
BUTCH
Non.
While Butch waits for his smokes, Vincent just sips his
coffee, staring at him. Butch looks over at him.
BUTCH
Lookin' at somethin', friend?
VINCENT
I ain't your friend, palooka.
Butch does a slow turn toward Vincent.
BUTCH
What was that?
VINCENT
jp
I think ya heard me just fine,
punchy.
Butch turns his body to Vincent, when...
ku
MARSELLUS (O.S.)
Vincent Vega has entered the
building, git your ass over here!
that is Marsellus.
Butch makes the wise decision that is this asshole's a friend
of Marsellus, he better let it go – for now.
ENGLISH DAVE (O.S.)
Pack of Red Apples, dollar-forty.
Butch is snapped out of his ass-kicking thoughts. He pays
English Dave and walks out of the SHOT.
DISSOLVE TO:
JODY
... I'll lend it to you. It's a
great book on body piercing.
Jody, Vincent and a young woman named TRUDI sit at the
kitchen table of a suburban house in Echo Park. Even though
Vince is at the same table, he's not included in the
conversation.
TRUDI
You know how they use that gun when
they pierce your ears? They don't
use that when they pierce your
nipples, do they?
JODY
Forget that gun. That gun goes
against the entire idea behind
jp
piercing. All of my piercing,
sixteen places on my body, every one
of 'em done with a needle. Five in
each ear. One through the nipple on
my left breast. One through my right
ku
nostril. One through my left
eyebrow. One through my lip. One in
my clit. And I wear a stud in my
tongue.
Vince has been letting this conversation go through one ear
m
and out the other, until that last remark.
VINCENT
(interrupting)
ar
VINCENT
Give me three hundred worth of the
madman. If it's as good as you say,
I'll be back for a thousand.
LANCE
I just hope I still have it. Whaddya
think of Trudi? She ain't got a
boyfriend, wanna hand out an' get
high?
VINCENT
Which one's Trudi? The one with all
the shit in her face?
LANCE
No, that's Jody. That's my wife.
jp
Vincent and Lance giggle at the "faux pas."
VINCENT
I'm on my way somewhere. I got a
dinner engagement. Rain check?
ku
LANCE
No problem?
Vincent takes out his case of the works (utensils for
shooting up).
m
VINCENT
You don't mind if I shoot up here?
ar
LANCE
Me casa, su casa.
VINCENT
Mucho gracias.
Vincent takes his works out of his case and, as the two
continue to talk, Vince shoots up.
LANCE
Still got your Malibu?
VINCENT
You know what some fucker did to it
the other day?
LANCE
What?
VINCENT
Fuckin' keyed it.
LANCE
Oh man, that's fucked up.
VINCENT
Tell me about it. I had the goddamn
thing in storage three years. It's
out five fuckin' days – five days,
and some dickless piece of shit
fucks with it.
LANCE
They should be fuckin' killed. No
trial, no jury, straight to
execution.
As he cooks his heroin...
VINCENT
jp
I just wish I caught 'em doin' it,
ya know? Oh man, I'd give anything
to catch 'em doin' it. It'a been
worth his doin' it, if I coulda just
caught 'em, you know what I mean?
ku
LANCE
It's chicken shit. You don't fuck
another man's vehicle.
CLOSEUP – THE NEEDLE
m
Mia."
MIA (V.O.)
Hi, Vincent. I'm getting dressed.
The door's open. Come inside and
make yourself a drink.
FADE TO WHITE
(music in)
FADE TO:
MIA
(over intercom)
To your right.
Vincent walks.
MIA
... warm. Warmer. Disco.
Vincent finds the intercom on the wall.
VINCENT
Hello.
MIA
(over intercom)
Push the button if you want to talk.
VINCENT
(into intercom)
jp
Hello.
(over intercom)
The bar's by the fireplace.
VINCENT
(into intercom)
Okay.
(licks lips)
In the past six years, 50's diners have sprung up all over
L.A., giving Thai restaurants a run for their money. They're
all basically the same. Decor out of an "Archie" comic book,
Golden Oldies constantly emanating from a bubbly Wurlitzer,
saucy waitresses in bobby socks, menus with items like the
Fats Domino Cheeseburger, or the Wolfman Jack Omelette, and
over prices that pay for all this bullshit.
But then there's JACKRABBIT SLIM'S, the big mama of 50's
diners. Either the best or the worst, depending on your point
of view.
Vincent's Malibu pulls up to the restaurant. A big sign with
a neon figure of a cartoon surly cool cat jackrabbit in a red
windbreaker towers over the establishment. Underneath the
cartoon is the name: JACKRABBIT SLIM'S. Underneath that is
the slogan:"Next best thing to a time machine."
VINCENT
What the fuck is this place?
MIA
This is Jackrabbit Slim's. An Elvis
man should love it.
VINCENT
Come on, Mia, let's go get a steak.
MIA
You can get a steak here, daddy-o.
Don't be a...
Mia draws a square with her hands. Dotted lines appear on the
screen, forming a sqaure. The lines disperse.
VINCENT
After you, kitty-cat.
jp
29 INT. JACKRABBIT SLIM'S – NIGHT 29
Compared to the interior, the exterior was that of a quaint
English pub. Posters from 50's A.I.P. movies are all over the
wall ("ROCK ALL NIGHT," "HIGH SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL," "ATTACK
ku
OF THE CRAB MONSTER," and "MACHINE GUN KELLY"). The booths
that the patrons sit in are made out of the cut up bodies of
50s cars.
In the middle of the restaurant in a dance floor. A big sign
on the wall states, "No shoes allowed."So wannabe beboppers
m
(actually Melrose-types), do the twist in their socks or
barefeet.
The picture windows don't look out the street, but instead, B
ar
Vincent and Mia study the menu in a booth made out of a red
'59 Edsel. BUDDY HOLLY (their waiter), comes over, sporting a
big button on his chest that says:"Hi I'm Buddy, pleasing you
please me."
BUDDY
Hi I'm Buddy, what can I get'cha?
VINCENT
I'll have the Douglas Sirk steak.
BUDDY
How d'ya want it, burnt to a crisp,
or bloody as hell?
VINCENT
Bloody as hell. And to drink, a
vanilla coke.
BUDDY
(How 'bout you, Peggy
Sue?)
MIA
I'll have the Durwood Kirby burger –
bloody – and a five-dollar shake.
BUDDY
How d'ya want that shake, Martin and
Lewis, or Amos and Andy?
MIA
Martin and Lewis.
jp
VINCENT
Did you just order a five-dollar
shake?
ku
MIA
Sure did.
VINCENT
A shake? Milk and ice cream?
m
MIA
Uh-huh.
VINCENT
ar
Buddy exits.
Vincent takes a look around the place. The YUPPIES are
dancing, the DINERS are biting into big, juicy hamburgers,
and the icons are playing their parts. Marilyn is squealing,
The Midget is paging Philip Morris, Donna Reed is making her
customers drink their milk, and Dean and Jerry are acting a
fool.
MIA
Whaddya think?
VINCENT
It's like a wax museum with a pulse
rate.
Vincent takes out his pouch of tobacco and begins rolling
himself a smoke.
After a second of watching him –
MIA
What are you doing?
jp
VINCENT
Rollin' a smoke.
MIA
Here?
ku
VINCENT
It's just tobacco.
MIA
Oh. Well in that case, will you roll
m
me one, cowboy?
As he finishes licking it –
ar
VINCENT
You can have his one, cowgirl.
MIA
Marsellus said you just got back
from Amsterdam.
VINCENT
Sure did. I heard you did a pilot.
MIA
That was my fifteen minutes.
VINCENT
What was it?
MIA
It was show about a team of female
secret agents called "Fox Force
jp
Five."
VINCENT
What?
ku
MIA
"Fox Force Five."Fox, as in we're a
bunch of foxy chicks. Force, as in
we're a force to be reckoned with.
Five, as in there's one... two ...
three... four... five of us. There
m
was a blonde one, Sommerset O'Neal
from that show "Baton Rouge," she
was the leader. A Japanese one, a
black one, a French one and a
ar
MIA
Well I only got the chance to say
one, 'cause we only did one show.
VINCENT
jp
Tell me.
MIA
No. It's really corny.
ku
VINCENT
C'mon, don't be that way.
MIA
No. You won't like it and I'll be
embarrassed.
m
VINCENT
You told it in front of fifty
million people and you can't tell it
ar
MIA
ku
You can use my straw, I don't have
kooties.
Vincent smiles.
VINCENT
m
Yeah, but maybe I do.
MIA
Kooties I can handle.
ar
He takes a sip.
VINCENT
Goddamn! That's a pretty fuckin'
good milk shake.
MIA
Told ya.
VINCENT
I don't know if it's worth five
dollars, but it's pretty fuckin'
good.
He slides the shake back.
Then the first of an uncomfortable silence happens.
MIA
Don't you hate that?
VINCENT
What?
MIA
Uncomfortable silences. Why do we
feel it's necessary to yak about
bullshit in order to be comfortable?
VINCENT
I don't know.
MIA
That's when you know you found
somebody special. When you can just
shit the fuck up for a minute, and
comfortably share silence.
VINCENT
jp
I don't think we're there yet. But
don't feel bad, we just met each
other.
MIA
ku
Well I'll tell you what, I'll go to
the bathroom and powder my nose,
while you sit here and think of
something to say.
VINCENT
m
I'll do that.
Mia powders her nose by doing a big line of coke off the
bathroom sink. Her head jerks up from the rush.
MIA
(imitating Steppenwolf)
I said goddamn!
VINCENT
We're lucky we got it at all. Buddy
Holly doesn't seem to be much of a
waiter. We shoulda sat in Marilyn
Monroe's section.
MIA
Which one, there's two Marilyn
Monroes.
VINCENT
No there's not.
Pointing at Marilyn in the white dress serving a table.
VINCENT
That's Marilyn Monroe...
jp
Then, pointing at a BLONDE WAITRESS in a tight sweater and
capri pants, taking an order from a bunch of FILM GEEKS –
VINCENT
... and that's Mamie Van Doren. I
ku
don't see Jayne Mansfield, so it
must be her night off.
MIA
Pretty smart.
m
VINCENT
I have moments.
MIA
ar
MIA
Oooohhhh, this doesn't sound like
mindless, boring, getting-to-know-
you chit-chat. This sounds like you
actually have something to say.
VINCENT
Only if you promise not to get
offended.
MIA
You can't promise something like
that. I have no idea what you're
MIA
m
Who's Antwan?
VINCENT
Tony Rocky Horror.
ar
MIA
He fell out of a window.
VINCENT
That's one way to say it. Another
way is, he was thrown out. Another
was is, he was thrown out by
Marsellus. And even another way is,
he was thrown out of a window by
Marsellus because of you.
MIA
Is that a fact?
VINCENT
No it's not, it's just what I heard.
MIA
Who told you this?
VINCENT
They.
Mia and Vincent smile.
MIA
They talk a lot, don't they?
VINCENT
They certainly do.
MIA
Well don't by shyVincent, what
exactly did they say?
Vincent is slow to answer.
MIA
jp
Let me help you Bashful, did it
involve the F-word?
VINCENT
No. They just said Rocky Horror gave
ku
you a foot massage.
MIA
And...?
VINCENT
m
No and, that's it.
MIA
You heard Marsellus threw Rocky
ar
twist contest.
Patrons cheer.
Ed Sullivan is with Marilyn Monroe, who holds a trophy.
ED SULLIVAN
... One lucky couple will win this
handsome trophy that Marilyn here is
holding.
Marilyn holds the trophy.
ED SULLIVAN
... Now, who will be our first
contestants?
Mia holds her hand.
MIA
Right here.
Vincent reacts.
MIA
I wanna dance.
VINCENT
No, no, no no, no, no, no, no.
MIA
(overlapping)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I do
believe Marsellus, my husband, your
boss, told you to take me out and do
whatever I wanted, Now, I want to
dance. I want to win. I want that
trophy.
VINCENT
jp
(sighs)
All right.
MIA
So, dance good.
ku
VINCENT
All right, you asked for it.
Vincent and Mia walk onto the dance floor, toward Ed
Sullivan.
m
ED SULLIVAN
(into microphone)
Let's hear it for our first
ar
contestants.
Patrons cheer.
Vincent and Mia walk up to the microphone.
ED SULLIVAN
Now let's meet our first contestants
here this evening. Young lady, what
is your name?
MIA
(into microphone)
Missus Mia Wallace.
ED SULLIVAN
(into microphone)
And, uh, how 'bout your fella here?
MIA
(into microphone)
Vincent Vega.
ED SULLIVAN
(into microphone)
All right, let's see what you can
do. Take it away!
Mia and Vincent dance to Chuck Berry's "YOU NEVER CAN TELL".
They make hand movements as they dance.
VINCENT
I'm gonna take a piss.
MIA
That was a little bit more
information than I needed to know,
but for right ahead.
Vincent shuffles off to the john.
Mia moves to her CD player, thumbs through a stack of CDs and
selects one: k.d. lang. The speakers BLAST OUT a high energy
country number, which Mia plays air-guitar to. She dances her
way around the room and finds herself by Vincent's overcoat
hanging on the rack. She touches its sleeve. It feels good.
Her hand hoes in its pocket and pulls out his tobacco pouch.
Like a little girl playing cowboy, she spreads the tobacco on
some rolling paper. Imitating what he did earlier, licks the
paper and rolls it into a pretty good cigarette. Maybe a
little too fat, but not bad for a first try. Mia thinks so
anyway. Her hand reaches back in the pocket and pulls out his
Zippo lighter. She SLAPS the lighter against her leg, trying
to light it fancy-style like Vince did. What do you know, she
did it! Mia's one happy clam. She triumphantly brings the fat
flame up to her fat smoke, lighting it up, then LOUDLY SNAPS
the Zippo closed.
The Mia-made cigarette is brought up to her lips, and she
takes a long, cool drag. Her hand slides the Zippo back in
the overcoat pocket. But wait, her fingers touch something
else. Those fingers bring out a plastic bag with white powder
inside, the madman that Vincent bought earlier from Lance.
Wearing a big smile, Mia brings the bag of heroin up to her
face.
MIA
(like you would say
Bingo!)
jp
Disco! Vince, you little cola nut,
you've been holding out on me.
CUT TO:
ku
33 INT. BATHROOM (MARSELLUS WALLACE'S HOUSE) – NIGHT 33
Vincent stands at the sink, washing his hands, talking to
himself in the mirror.
m
VINCENT
One drink and leave. Don't be rude,
but drink your drink quickly, say
goodbye, walk out the door, get in
ar
VINCENT
doll. She's twisted on her back. Blood and puke are down her
front. And her face is contorted. Not out of the tightness of
pain, but just the opposite, the muscles in her face are so
relaxed, she lies still with her mouth wide open. Slack-
jawed.
VINCENT
Jesus Christ!
JODY (O.S.)
I thought you told those fuckin'
assholes never to call this late!
LANCE
(by the phone)
I told 'em and that's what I'm gonna
tell this fuckin' asshole right now!
(he answers the phone)
Hello, do you know how late it is?
You're not supposed to be callin' me
this fuckin' late.
BACK TO:
VINCENT IN THE MALIBU
VINCENT
Lance, this is Vincent, I'm in big
fuckin' trouble man, I'm on my way
to your place.
LANCE
Whoa, hold you horses man, what's
the problem?
VINCENT
You still got an adrenalin shot?
LANCE
(dawning on him)
Maybe.
VINCENT
I need it man, I got a chick she's
jp
fuckin' ODing on me.
LANCE
Don't bring her here! I'm not even
fuckin' joking with you, don't you
ku
be bringing some fucked up pooh-butt
to my house!
VINCENT
No choice.
m
LANCE
She's ODin'?
VINCENT
ar
VINCENT
Too late, I'm already here.
At that moment insideLance's house, WE HEARVINCENT's Malibu
coming up the street. Lance hangs up the phone, goes to his
curtains and
YANKS the cord. The curtains open with a WHOOSH in time to
see Vincent's Malibu DRIVING UP on his front lawn and
CRASHING into his house. The window Lance is looking out of
SHATTERS from the impact.
JODY (O.S.)
What the hell was that?
Lance CHARGES from the window, out the door to his front
lawn.
jp
37 EXT. LANCE'S HOUSE – NIGHT 37
Vincent is already out of the car, working on getting Mia
out.
ku
LANCE
Have you lost your mind?! You
crashed your car in my fuckin'
house! You talk about drug shit on a
cellular fuckin' phone –
m
VINCENT
If you're through havin' your little
hissy fit, this chick is dyin', get
ar
Jody, in bed, throws off the covers and stands up. She's
wearing a long tee-shirt with a picture of Fred Flintstone on
it.
We follow HANDHELD behind her as she opens the door, walking
through the hall into the living room.
JODY
It's only one-thirty in the goddamn
mornin'! What the fuck's goin' on
out here?
As she walks in the living room, she sees Vincent and Lance
standing over Mia, who's lying on the floor in the middle of
the room.
From here on in, everything in this scene is frantic, like a
DOCUMENTARY in an emergency ward, with the big difference
jp
here being nobody knows what the fuck they're doing.
JODY
Who's she?
ku
Lance looks up at Jody.
LANCE
Get that black box in the bedroom I
have with the adrenalin shot.
m
JODY
What's wrong with her?
VINCENT
ar
LANCE
Look, just keep talkin' to her,
okay? While she's gettin' the shot,
I gotta get a medical book.
VINCENT
What do you need a medical book for?
LANCE
To tell me how to do it. I've never
given an adrenalin shot before.
VINCENT
You've had that thing for six years
and you never used it?
LANCE
I never had to use it. I don't go
jp
joy- poppin' with bubble-gummers,
all of my friends can handle their
highs!
VINCENT
ku
Well then get it.
LANCE
I am, if you'll let me.
VINCENT
m
I'm not fuckin' stoppin' you.
LANCE
Stop talkin' to me, and start
ar
talkin' to her.
WE FOLLOW Lance as he runs out of the living room into a...
VINCENT (O.S.)
Hurry up man! We're losin' her!
LANCE
(calling back)
I'm looking as fast as I can!
Lance continues his frenzied search.
LANCE
My black medical book!
As he continues searching, flipping and knocking over shit,
Jody appears in the doorway.
jp
JODY
Whata re you looking for?
LANCE
ku
My black fuckin' medical book. It's
like a text book they give to
nurses.
JODY
I never saw a medical book.
m
LANCE
Trust me, I have one.
ar
JODY
Well if it's that important, why
didn't you keep it with the shot?
Lance spins toward her.
LANCE
I don't know! Stop bothering me!
JODY
While you're lookin' for it, that
girl's gonna die on our carpet.
You're never gonna find it in all
this shit. For six months now, I've
been telling you to clean this room
–
VINCENT (O.S.)
– get your ass in here, fuck the
book!
Lance angrily knocks over a pile of shit and leaves the SHOT
heading for the living room.
Jody stumbles back in the room, hanging back from the action.
ku
VINCENT
Does it have to be exact?
LANCE
Yeah, it has to be exact! I'm giving
m
her an injection in the heart, so I
gotta exactly hit her in the heart.
VINCENT
ar
would be great.
JODY
Hold on.
Jody runs to the desk, opens the top drawer and, in her
enthusiasm, she pulls the drawer out of the desk, the
contents of which (bills, papers, pens) spill to the floor.
The injection is ready. Lance hands Vincent the needle.
LANCE
It's ready, I'll tell you what to
do.
VINCENT
You're gonna give her the shot.
jp
LANCE
No, you're gonna give her the shot.
VINCENT
I've never does this before.
ku
LANCE
I've never done this before either,
and I ain't starting now. You
brought 'er here, that means you
give her the shot. The day I bring
m
an ODing bitch to your place, then I
gotta give her the shot.
Jody hurriedly joins them in the huddle, a big fat red magic
ar
VINCENT
Count to three.
Lance, on this knees right beside Vincent, does not know what
to expect.
LANCE
One...
RED DOT on Mia's body.
Needle raised ready to strike.
LANCE (O.S.)
... two...
Jody's face is alive with anticipation.
NEEDLE in that air, poised like a rattler ready to strike.
LANCE (O.S.)
... three!
The needle leaves frame, THRUSTING down hard.
Vincent brings the needle down hard, STABBING Mia in the
chest.
Mia's head if JOLTED from the impact.
The syringe plunger is pushed down, PUMPING the adrenalin out
through the needle.
Mia's eyes POP WIDE OPEN and she lets out a HELLISH cry of
the banshee. She BOLTS UP in a sitting position, needle stuck
in her chest – SCREAMING.
Vincent, Lance and Jody, who were in sitting positions in
jp
front of Mia, JUMP BACK, scared to death.
Mia's scream runs out. She slowly starts taking breaths of
air.
ku
The other three, now scooted halfway across the room, shaken
to their bones, look to see if she's alright.
LANCE
If you're okay, say something.
m
Mia, still breathing, not looking up at them, says in a
relatively normal voice.
MIA
ar
Something.
Vincent and Lance collapse on their backs, exhausted and
shaking from how close to death Mia came.
JODY
Anybody want a beer?
CUT TO:
VINCENT
I seriously doubt that.
ar
MIA
If you can keep a secret, so can I.
VINCENT
Let's shake on it.
The two walk toward each other, holding out their hands to
shake and shake they do.
VINCENT
Mum's the word.
Mia lets go of Vincent's hand and silently makes the see-no-
evil, hear-no-evil, and speak-no-evil sign with her hands.
Vincent smiles.
VINCENT
If you'll excuse me, I gotta go home
and have a heart attack.
Mia giggles.
Vincent turns to leave.
MIA
You still wanna hear my "FOX FORCE
FIVE" joke?
Vincent turns around.
VINCENT
Sure, but I think I'm still a little
too petrified to laugh.
MIA Uh-huh. You won't laugh because it's not funny. But if
you still wanna hear it, I'll tell it.
VINCENT
jp
I can't wait.
MIA
Three tomatoes are walking down the
street, a poppa tomato, a momma
ku
tomato, and a little baby tomato.
The baby tomato is lagging behind
the poppa and momma tomato. The
poppa tomato gets mad, goes over to
the momma tomato and stamps on him –
(stamps on the ground)
m
– and says: catch up.
They both smile, but neither laugh.
ar
MIA
See ya 'round, Vince.
Mia turns and walks inside her house.
CLOSEUP – VINCENT
After Mia walks inside. Vincent continues to look at where
she was. He brings his hands to his lips and blows her a
kiss. Then exits FRAME leaving it empty. WE HEAR his Malibu
START UP and DRIVE AWAY.
FADE TO BLACK
FADE UP
On the cartoon "SPEED RACER." Speed is giving a detailed
description of all the features on his race car "The Mac-5,"
which he does at the beginning of every episode.
OFF SCREEN we hear a WOMAN'S VOICE... .
DISSOLVE TO:
rearview mirror:
ESMARELDA
(Spanish accent)
Are you the man I was supposed to
pick up?
BUTCH
If you're the cab I called, I'm the
guy you're supposed to pick up.
ESMARELDA
Where to?
BUTCH
Outta here.
The ignition key is TWISTED. The engine ROARS to life.
The meter is FLIPPED on.
MIA
Great. I never thanked you for the
dinner.
ku
In the room, black boxer FLOYD RAY WILLIS lies on a table –
dead. His face looks like he went dunking for bees. His
TRAINER is on his knees, head on Floyd's chest, crying over
the body.
m
The huge figure that is Marsellus Wallace stands at the
table, hand on the Trainer's shoulder, lending emotional
support. We still do not see Marsellus clearly, only that he
is big.
ar
ENGLISH DAVE
He booked.
MARSELLUS (O.S.)
I'm prepared to scour the earth for
this motherfucker. If Butch goes to
Indo China, I want a nigger hidin'
in a bowl of rice, ready to pop a
cap in his ass.
ENGLISH DAVE
I'll take care of it.
ESMERALDA
You were in that fight? The fight on
the radio – you're the fighter?
ar
ESMARELDA
The radio said he was dead.
He finished wiping himself down.
BUTCH
(to himself)
Sorry 'bout that, Floyd.
He tosses the towel out the window.
Silence, as Butch digs in his bag for a t-shirt.
ESMERALDA
What does it feel like?
BUTCH
(finds his shirt)
jp
What does what feel like?
ESMARELDA
Killing a man. Beating another man
to death with your bare hands.
ku
Butch pulls on his tee-shirt.
BUTCH
Are you some kinda weirdo?
m
ESMARELDA
No, it's a subject I have much
interest in. You are the first
person I ever met who has killed
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So...
He looks at her license.
BUTCH
... Esmarelda Villalobos – is that
Mexican?
ESMARELDA
The name is Spanish, but I'm
Columbian.
BUTCH
It's a very pretty name.
ESMARELDA
It mean "Esmarelda of the wolves."
jp
BUTCH
That's one hell of a name you got
there, sister.
ESMARELDA
ku
Thank you. And what is your name?
BUTCH
Butch.
ESMARELDA
m
Butch. What does it mean?
BUTCH
I'm an American, our names don't
ar
BUTCH
(to himself in French with
English subtitles)
Fabienne my love, our adventure
begins.
CUT TO:
BUTCH
Merci beaucoup. And here's a little
something for the effort.
Butch holds up a hundred dollar bill.
Esmarelda's eyes light up. She goes to take it. Butch holds
it out of reach.
BUTCH
Now if anybody should ask you about
who your fare was tonight, what're
you gonna tell 'em?
ESMARELDA
The truth. Three well-dressed,
slightly toasted, Mexicans.
jp
He gives her the bill.
BUTCH
Bon soir, Esmarelda.
ku
ESMARELDA
(in Spanish)
Sleep well, Butch.
He tweaks her nose, she smiles, and he turns and walks away.
She drives off.
m
BUTCH
I didn't realize there was a
difference between a tummy and a pot
belly.
FABIENNE
The difference is huge.
BUTCH
You want me to have a pot?
FABIENNE
No. Pot bellies make a man look
either oafish, or like a gorilla.
But on a woman, a pot belly is very
sexy. The rest of you is normal.
Normal face, normal legs, normal
hips, normal ass, but with a big,
perfectly round pot belly. If I had
one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes
too small to accentuate it.
BUTCH
You think guys would find that
attractive?
FABIENNE
I don't give a damn what men find
attractive. It's unfortunate what we
find pleasing to the touch and
pleasing to the eye is seldom the
same.
BUTCH
If I had a pot belly, I'd punch you
in it.
FABIENNE
You'd punch me in my belly?
jp
BUTCH
Right in the belly.
FABIENNE
I'd smother you. I'd drop it on your
ku
right on your face 'til you couldn't
breathe.
BUTCH
You'd do that to me?
m
FABIENNE
Yes!
BUTCH
ar
FABIENNE
Are you still retiring?
BUTCH
Sure am.
FABIENNE
What about the man you fought?
BUTCH
Floyd retired too.
FABIENNE
(smiling)
Really?! He won't be fighting no
more?!
BUTCH
jp
Not no more.
FABIENNE
So it all worked out in the finish?
ku
BUTCH
We ain't at the finish, baby.
Fabienne rolls over and Butch gets on top of her. They kiss.
FABIENNE
m
We're in a lot of danger, aren't we?
FABIENNE
If they find us, they'll kill us,
won't they?
Butch nods his head: "yes."
FABIENNE
But they won't find us, will they?
Butch nods his head: "no."
FABIENNE
Do you still want me to go with you?
Butch nods his head: "yes."
FABIENNE
I don't want to be a burden or a
nuisance –
BUTCH
Will you kiss it?
She nods her head: "yes."
FABIENNE
But you first.
Butch's head goes down out of frame to carry out the oral
pleasure. Fabienne's face is alone in the frame.
FABIENNE
(in French, with English
subtitles)
Butch my love, the adventure begins.
FADE TO BLACK
FADE UP:
BUTCH
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, I take it
back! Can I have a towel please,
Miss Beautiful Tulip.
FABIENNE
Oh I like that, I like being called
a tulip. Tulip is much better than
Mongoloid.
She finishes drying her hair and wraps the towel like a
turban on her head.
BUTCH
I didn't call you a Mongoloid, I
called you a retard, but I took it
back.
She hands him a towel.
BUTCH
Merci beaucoup.
FABIENNE
Butch?
BUTCH
(drying his head)
Yes, lemon pie.
FABIENNE
Where are we going to go?
BUTCH
I'm not sure yet. Wherever you want.
We're gonna get a lot of money from
this. But it ain't gonna be so much,
we can live like hogs in the fat
house forever. I was thinking we
jp
could go somewhere in the South
Pacific. The kinda money we'll
have'll carry us a long way down
there.
ku
FABIENNE
So if we wanted, we could live in
Bora Bora?
BUTCH
You betcha. And if after awhile you
m
don't dig Bora Bora, then we can
move over to Tahiti or Mexico.
FABIENNE
ar
FABIENNE
Merde! You startled me. Did you have
a bad dream?
Butch squints down the front of the bed at her, trying to
focus.
Butch, still trying to chase the cobwebs away, sees on TV
Hell's Angels tear-assin' through a Vietnamese prison camp.
BUTCH
What are you watching?
FABIENNE
A motorcycle movie, I'm not sure the
name.
BUTCH
jp
Are you watchin' it?
Fabienne enters the room.
FABIENNE
ku
In a way. Why? Would you like for me
to switch it off?
BUTCH
Would you please?
m
She reaches over and turns off the TV.
BUTCH
It's a little too early in the
ar
BUTCH
Fabienne, I'm not lying to you, I
don't remember.
FABIENNE
Well, let's look at the grumpy man
in the morning. I didn't say you
were lying, it's just odd you don't
remember your dreams. I always
remember mine. Did you know you talk
in your sleep?
BUTCH
I don't talk in my sleep, do I talk
in my sleep?
FABIENNE
You did last night.
jp
BUTCH
What did I say?
Laying on top of him.
ku
FABIENNE
I don't know. I couldn't understand
you.
She kisses Butch.
m
FABIENNE
Why don't you get up and we'll get
some breakfast at that breakfast
ar
FABIENNE
Almost nine in the morning. What
time does our train arrive?
BUTCH
Eleven.
FABIENNE
I'm gonna order a big plate of
blueberry pancakes with maple syrup,
eggs over easy, and five sausages.
BUTCH
(surprised at her
potential appetite)
Anything to drink with that?
Butch is finished dressing.
jp
FABIENNE
(referring to his clothes)
Oh yes, that looks nice. To drink, a
tall glass or orange juice and a
ku
black cup of coffee. After that, I'm
going to have a slice of pie.
As he goes through the suitcase.
BUTCH
m
Pie for breakfast?
FABIENNE
Any time of the day is a good time
ar
FABIENNE
(on the verge of tears)
ku
Well it should be!
BUTCH
Oh it most definitely should be
here, but it's not. So where is it?
m
Fabienne is crying and scared.
Butch lowers his voice, which only serves to make him more
menacing.
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BUTCH
Fabienne, that was my father's
fuckin' watch. You know what my
father went through to git me that
watch?... I don't wanna get into it
right now... but he went through a
lot. Now all this other shit, you
coulda set on fire, but I
specifically reminded you not to
forget my father's watch. Now think,
did you get it?
FABIENNE
I believe so...
BUTCH
You believe so? You either did, or
you didn't, now which one is it?
FABIENNE
Then I did.
BUTCH
Are you sure?
FABIENNE
(shaking)
No.
BUTCH
If you did leave it at the
apartment, it's not your fault. I
ar
BUTCH
Don't be. It just means I won't be
able to eat breakfast with you.
FABIENNE
Why does it mean that?
BUTCH
Because I'm going back to my
apartment to get my watch.
FABIENNE
Won't the gangsters be looking for
you there?
BUTCH
That's what I'm gonna find out. If
they are, and I don't think I can
handle it, I'll split.
Rising from the floor.
jp
FABIENNE
I was so dreadful. I saw your watch,
I thought I brought it. I'm so
sorry.
ku
Butch brings her close and puts his hands on her face.
BUTCH
Don't feel bad, sugar pop. Nothing
you could ever do would make me
permanently angry at you.
m
(PAUSE)
I love you, remember?
(he digs some money out of
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his wallet)
Now here's some money, order those
pancakes and have a great breakfast.
FABIENNE
Don't go.
BUTCH
I'll be back before you can say,
blueberry pie.
FABIENNE
Blueberry pie.
BUTCH
Well maybe not that fast, but fast.
Okay? Okay?
FABIENNE
Okay.
Butch slowly inserts the key into the door, quietly opening
it.
through the air and CRASHING through the glass shower door at
the end of the bathroom.
By the time Butch removes his finger from the trigger,
Vincent is annihilated.
Butch stands frozen, amazed at what just happened. His look
goes from the grease spot in the bathroom that was once
Vincent, down to the powerful piece of artillery in his grip.
With the respect it deserves, Butch carefully places the M61
back on the kitchen counter.
Then he exits the apartment, quickly.
BUTCH
I guess.
Marsellus Wallace lies sprawled out in the street. GAWKERS
gather around the body.
GAWKER #1
(to the others)
He's dead! He's dead!
BUTCH
ar
Sacre bleu.
Marsellus brings up his weapon and FIRES, but he's so hurt,
shaky and dazed that his arm goes wild.
He HITS a LOOKY-LOO WOMAN in the hip. She falls to the
ground, screaming.
LOOKY-LOO WOMAN
Oh my God, I've been shot!
That's all Butch needs to see. He's outta here.
Marsellus RUNS after him.
The CROWD looks agape.
Butch is in a mad, limping RUN.
The big man's hot on his ass with a cockeyed wobbly run.
Outside, two police cars with their SIRENS BLARING race by.
Butch POUNCES on the fallen body, PUNCHING him twice more in
ar
the face.
Butch takes the gun out of Marsellus' hand, than grabs ahold
of his middle finger.
BUTCH
So you like chasing people, huh?
FADE TO BLACK
FADE UP:
MAYNARD
Nobody kills anybody in my place of
business except me or Zed.
A BUZZER buzzes.
MAYNARD
That's Zed.
Without saying another word, Maynard climbs up the stairs
that lead to red curtains and goes through them.
WE HEAR, on the other side of the curtains, Maynard let Zed
inside the store.
Butch and Marsellus look around the room. The basement of the
pawnshop has been converted into a dungeon. After taking in
their predicament, Butxh and Marsellus look at each other,
jp
all traces of hostility gone, replaced by a terror they both
share at what they've gotten themselves into.
Maynard and ZED come through the curtains. Zed is an even
more intense version of Maynard, if such a thing is possible.
ku
The two hillbillys are obviously brothers. Where Maynard is a
vicious pitbull, Zed is a deadly cobra. Zed walks in and
stands in front of the two captives. He inspects them for a
long time, then says:
ZED
m
(to Maynard)
You said you waited for me?
MAYNARD
ar
I did.
ZED Then how come they're all beat up?
MAYNARD
They did that to each other. They
was fightin' when they came in. This
one was gonna shoot that one.
ZED
(to Butch)
You were gonna shoot him?
Butch makes no reply.
ZED
Hey, is Grace gonna be okay in front
of this place?
MAYNARD
Yeah, it ain't Tuesday is it?
ZED
No, it's Thursday.
MAYNARD
Then she'll be fine.
ZED
Bring out The Gimp.
MAYNARD
I think The Gimp's sleepin'.
ZED
Well, I guess you'll just wake 'em
up then, won't you?
Maynard opens a trap door in the floor.
jp
MAYNARD
(yelling in the hole)
Wake up!
Maynard reaches into the hole and comes back holding onto a
ku
leash. He gives it a rough yank and, from below the floor,
rises THE GIMP.
The Gimp is a man they keep dressed from head to toe in black
leather bondage gear. There are zippers, buckles and studs
here and there on the body. On his head is a black leather
m
mask with two eye holes and a zipper (closed) for a mouth.
They keep him in a hole in the floor big enough for a large
dog.
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ZED
Wanna do it here?
jp
MAYNARD
Naw, drag big boy to Russell's old
room.
ku
Zed grabs Marsellus' chair and DRAGS him into Russell's old
room. Russell, no doubt, was some other poor bastard that has
the misfortune of stumbling into the Mason-Dixie pawnshop.
Whatever happened to Russell is known only to Maynard and Zed
because his old room, a back room in the back of the back
room, is empty.
m
MAYNARD
(to The Gimp)
Up!
Sodomy and the Judds can still be heard going string behind
the closed door that leads to Russell's old room.
Long pause.
BUTCH
What now?
MARSELLUS
What now? Well let me tell you what
now. I'm gonna call a couple pipe-
hittin' niggers, who'll go to work
on homes here with a pair of pliers
and a blow torch.
(to Zed)
Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?! I
ain't through with you by a damn
sight. I'm gonna git Medieval on
your ass.
BUTCH
jp
I meant what now, between me and
you?
MARSELLUS
Oh, that what now? Well, let me tell
ku
ya what now between me an' you.
There is no me an' you. Not no more.
BUTCH
So we're cool?
m
MARSELLUS
Yeah man, we're cool. One thing I
ask – two things I ask: Don't tell
nobody about this. This shit's
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BUTCH
Honey, grab your radio and your
purse and let's go!
FABIENNE (O.S.)
But what about all our bags?
BUTCH
Fuck the bags. We'll miss our train
if we don't split now.
FABIENNE (O.S.)
Butch runs out and hops back on the bike. Fabienne exits the
motel room with the boom box and a large purse. When she sees
Butch on the chopper, she stops dead.
FABIENNE
Where did you get this motorcycle?
BUTCH
(he kick-starts it)
It's a chopper, baby, hop on.
jp
Fabienne slowly approaches the two-wheel demon.
FABIENNE
What happened to my Honda?
ku
BUTCH
Sorry baby, I crashed the Honda.
FABIENNE
You're hurt?
m
BUTCH
I might've broke my nose, no biggie.
Hop on.
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Butch realizes that this is not the way to get her on the
bike. He turns off the engine and reaches out, taking her
hand.
BUTCH
I'm sorry, baby-love.
FABIENNE
(crying)
FABIENNE
(waterworks drying a
little)
It was good –
BUTCH
– did you get the blueberry
pancakes?
FABIENNE
jp
No, they didn't have blueberry
pancakes, I had to get buttermilk –
are you sure you're okay?
BUTCH
ku
Baby-love, from the moment I left
you, this has been without a doubt
the single weirdest day of my entire
life. Climb on an' I'll tell ya
about it.
m
Fabienne does climb on. Butch STARTS her up.
FABIENNE
Butch, whose motorcycle is this?
ar
BUTCH
It's a chopper.
FABIENNE
Whose chopper is this?
BUTCH
Zed's.
FABIENNE
Who's Zed?
BUTCH
Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead.
And with that, the two lovebirds PEEL AWAY on Grace, as the
SONG on the BOOM BOX RISES.
FADE TO BLACK
TITLE CARD:
"JULES VINCENT & JIMMIE & THE WOLF"
TITLE DISAPPEARS.
Over black, we can HEAR in the distance, men talking.
JULES (O.S.)
You ever read the Bible, Brett?
BRETT (O.S.)
Yes!
JULES (O.S.)
There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
jp
of the righteous man is beset on all
sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men..."
ku
FADE UP:
JULES (O.S.)
"... blessed is he who, in the name
of charity and good will, shephered
the weak through the valley of
darkness. And I will strike down
upon thee with great vengeance and
furious anger those who attempt to
poison and destroy my brothers. And
you will know I am the Lord when I
lay my vengeance upon you."
VINCENT (O.S.)
Friend of yours?
JULES (O.S.)
Yeah, Marvin-Vincent-Vincent-Marvin.
Waiting for them isn't the smartest move. Bursting out the
door and blowing them all away while they're fuckin' around
is the way to go.
FOURTH MAN
I don't understand –
The Fourth Man is taken out of the scenario by the two men's
bullets who, unlike his, HIT their marks. He drops DEAD.
The two men lower their guns. Jules, obviously shaken, sits
down in a chair. Vincent, after a moment of respect, shrugs
it off. Then heads toward Marvin in the corner.
VINCENT
Why the fuck didn't you tell us
about that guy in the bathroom? Slip
your mind? Forget he was in there
with a goddamn hand cannon?
JULES
(to himself)
We should be fuckin' dead right now.
(pause)
VINCENT
.357.
JULES
We should be fuckin' dead!
VINCENT
Yeah, we were lucky.
Jules rises, moving toward Vincent.
JULES
That shit wasn't luck. That shit was
somethin' else.
jp
Vincent prepares to leave.
VINCENT
Yeah, maybe.
ku
JULES
That was... divine intervention. You
know what divine intervention is?
VINCENT
Yeah, I think so. That means God
m
came down from Heaven and stopped
the bullets.
JULES
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VINCENT
I think we should be going now.
JULES
Don't do that! Don't you fuckin' do
that! Don't blow this shit off! What
just happened was a fuckin' miracle!
VINCENT
Chill the fuck out, Jules, this shit
happens.
JULES
Wrong, wrong, this shit doesn't just
happen.
VINCENT
Do you wanna continue this
theological discussion in the car,
or at the jailhouse with the cops?
JULES
We should be fuckin' dead now, my
friend! We just witnessed a miracle,
and I want you to fuckin'
acknowledge it!
VINCENT
Okay man, it was a miracle, can we
leave now?
VINCENT
... Ever seen that show "COPS?"I was
watchin' it once and this cop was on
m
it who was talkin' about this time
he got into this gun fight with a
guy in a hallway. He unloads on this
guy and he doesn't hit anything. And
ar
JULES
If you wanna play blind man, then go
walk with a Shepherd. But me, my
eyes are wide fuckin' open.
VINCENT
What the fuck does that mean?
JULES
That's it for me. For here on in,
you can consider my ass retired.
VINCENT
Jesus Christ!
JULES
Don't blaspheme!
VINCENT
Goddammit, Jules –
JULES
– I said don't do that –
VINCENT
– you're fuckin' freakin' out!
JULES
I'm tellin' Marsellus today I'm
through.
VINCENT
While you're at it, be sure to tell
'im why.
JULES
jp
Don't worry, I will.
VINCENT
I'll bet ya ten thousand dollars, he
laughs his ass off.
ku
JULES
I don't give a damn if he does.
Vincent turns to the backseat with the .45 casually in his
grip.
m
VINCENT
Marvin, what do you make of all
this?
ar
MARVIN
I don't even have an opinion.
VINCENT
C'mon, Marvin. Do you think God came
down from Heaven and stopped the
bullets?
Vincent's .45 goes BANG!
JULES
What the fuck's happening?
VINCENT
I just accidentally shot Marvin in
the throat.
JULES
Why the fuck did you do that?
VINCENT
I didn't mean to do it. I said it
was an accident.
JULES
I've seen a lot of crazy-ass shit in
my time –
VINCENT
– chill out, man, it was an
accident, okay? You hit a bump or
somethin' and the gun went off.
JULES
The car didn't hit no motherfuckin'
jp
bump!
VINCENT
m
– I know, I know, I wasn't thinkin'
about the splatter.
JULES
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VINCENT
Can't we just take it to a friendly
place?
JULES
This is the Valley,Vincent.
Marsellus don't got no friendly
places in the Valley.
VINCENT
Well, don't look at me, this is your
town, Jules.
VINCENT
Who ya callin'?
JULES
A buddy of mine in Toluca Lake.
VINCENT
Where's Toluca Lake.
JULES
On the other side of the hill, by
Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass
ain't home, I don't know what the
fuck we're gonna go. I ain't got any
other partners in 818.
(into phone)
Jimmie! How you doin' man, it's
Jules.
jp
(pause)
Listen up man, me an' my homeboy are
in some serious shit. We're in a car
we gotta get off the road, pronto! I
need to use your garage for a couple
ku
hours.
JULES
We gotta be real fuckin' delicate
ar
JULES
Well, we ain't leavin' 'til we made
a couple phone calls. But I never
want it to reach that pitch.
Jimmie's my friend and you don't
bust in your friend's house and
start tellin' 'im what's what.
Jules rises and dries his hands. Vincent takes his place at
the sink.
VINCENT
Just tell 'im not to be abusive. He
kinda freaked out back there when he
saw Marvin.
JULES
Put yourself in his position. It's
eight o'clock in the morning. He
just woke up, he wasn't prepared for
this shit. Don't forget who's doin'
who a favor.
Vincent finishes, then dries his hands on a white towel.
VINCENT
If the price of that favor is I
gotta take shit, he can stick his
favor straight up his ass.
VINCENT
I washed 'em. Blood's real hard to
get off. Maybe if he had some Lava,
I coulda done a better job.
JULES
I used the same soap you did and
when I dried my hands, the towel
didn't look like a fuckin' Maxie
pad. Look, fuck it, alright. Who
cares? But it's shit like this
that's gonna bring this situation to
a boil. If he were to come in here
and see that towel like that... I'm
tellin' you Vincent, you best be
cool. 'Cause if I gotta get in to it
with Jimmie on account of you...
Look, I ain't threatenin' you, I
JULES
Jules, you ask me nice like that, no
problem. He's your friend, you
handle him.
JULES
Goddamn Jimmie, this is some serious
gourmet shit. Me an' Vincent woulda
jp
been satisfied with freeze-dried
Tasters Choice. You spring this
gourmet fuckin' shit on us. What
flavor is this?
ku
JIMMIE
Knock it off, Julie.
JULES
What?
m
JIMMIE
I'm not a cobb or corn, so you can
stop butterin' me up. I don't need
you to tell me how good my coffee
ar
JULES
Jimmie –
JIMMIE
– I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you a
question, Jules. When you drove in
here, did you notice a sign out
front that said, "Dead nigger
storage?"
Jules starts to "Jimmie" him –
JIMMIE
– answer to question. Did you see a
sign out in front of my house that
said, "Dead nigger storage?"
JULES
(playing along)
Naw man, I didn't.
JIMMIE
You know why you didn't see that
sign?
JULES
Why?
JIMMIE
'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my
jp
fuckin' business!
Jules starts to "Jimmie" him.
JIMMIE
ku
– I ain't through! Now don't you
understand that if Bonnie comes home
and finds a dead body in her house,
I'm gonna get divorced. No marriage
counselor, no trial separation –
fuckin' divorced. And I don't wanna
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get fuckin' divorced. The last time
me an' Bonnie talked about this shit
was gonna be the last time me an'
Bonnie talked about this shit. Now I
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JULES
Jimmie –
JIMMIE
– don't fuckin' Jimmie me, man, I
can't be Jimmied. There's nothin'
you can say that's gonna make me
forget I love my wife. Now she's
workin' the graveyard shift at the
hospital. She'll be comin' home in
less than an hour and a half. Make
your phone calls, talk to your
people, than get the fuck out of my
house.
JULES
MARSELLUS
... well, say she comes home.
Whaddya think she'll do?
(pause)
jp
No fuckin' shit she'll freak. That
ain't no kinda answer. You know 'er,
I don't. How bad, a lot or a little?
ku
80 INT. JIMMIE'S BEDROOM – MORNING 80
MARSELLUS
I've grasped that, Jules. All I'm
doin' is contemplating the "ifs."
JULES
I don't wanna hear about no
motherfuckin' "ifs."What I wanna
hear from your ass is: "you ain't
got no problems, Jules. I'm on the
motherfucker. Go back in there,
chill them niggers out and wait for
the cavalry, which should be comin'
directly."
MARSELLUS
You ain't got no problems, Jules.
I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in
there, chill them niggers out and
JULES
You sendin' The Wolf?
MARSELLUS
Feel better?
JULES
Shit Negro, that's all you had to
say.
JIMMIE
Good, 'cause we got one.
THE WOLF
So I heard. May I come in?
JIMMIE
Please do.
In the dining room, Jules and Vincent stand up.
THE WOLF
You must be Jules, which would make
you Vincent. Let's get down to brass
tacks, gentlemen. If I was informed
correctly, the clock is ticking, is
that right, Jimmie?
JIMMIE
100%.
THE WOLF
Your wife, Bonnie...
(refers to his pad)
... comes home at 9:30 in the AM, is
that correct?
JIMMIE
Uh-huh.
THE WOLF
I was led to believe if she comes
home and finds us here, she wouldn't
appreciate it none too much.
JIMMIE
She won't at that.
THE WOLF
jp
That give use forty minutes to get
the fuck outta Dodge, which, if you
do what I say when I say it, should
ku
by plenty. Now you got a corpse in a
car, minus a head, in a garage. Take
me to it.
The three men hand back as The Wolf examines the car. He
studies the car in silence, opening the door, looking inside,
circling it.
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THE WOLF
Jimmie?
JIMMIE
Yes.
THE WOLF
Do me a favor, will ya? Thought I
smelled some coffee in there. Would
you make me a cup?
JIMMIE
Sure, how do you take it?
THE WOLF
Lotsa cream, lotsa sugar.
JULES
Aside from how it looks, the car's
cool.
THE WOLF
Positive? Don't get me out on the
road and I find out the brake lights
don't work.
JULES
Hey man, as far as I know, the
motherfucker's tip-top.
jp
THE WOLF
Good enough, let's go back to the
kitchen.
ku
85 INT. KITCHEN – MORNING 85
Jimmie hands The Wolf a cup of coffee.
THE WOLF
Thank you, Jimmie.
m
THE WOLF
Okay first thing, you two.
(meaning Jules and
Vincent)
Take the body, stick it in the
trunk. Now Jimmie, this looks to be
a pretty domesticated house. That
would lead me to believe that in the
garage or under the sink, you got a
bunch of cleaners and cleaners and
shit like that, am I correct?
JIMMIE
Yeah. Exactly. Under the sink.
THE WOLF
Good. What I need you two fellas to
do is take those cleaning products
and clean the inside of the car. And
I'm talkin' fast, fast, fast. You
need to go in the backseat, scoop up
THE WOLF
Come again?
VINCENT
I said a "please" would be nice.
The Wolf takes a step toward him.
THE WOLF
Set is straight, Buster. I'm not
here to say "please."I'm here to
tell you want to do. And if self-
preservation is an instinct you
possess, you better fuckin' do it
and do it quick. I'm here to help.
JULES
It ain't that way, Mr. Wolf. Your
help is definitely appreciated.
VINCENT
I don't mean any disrespect. I just
don't like people barkin' orders at
me.
THE WOLF
If I'm curt with you, it's because
time is a factor. I think fast, I
talk fast, and I need you guys to
act fast if you want to get out of
this. So pretty please, with sugar
jp
on top, clean the fuckin' car.
THE WOLF
(into phone)
It's a 1974 Chevy Nova.
m
(pause)
White.
(pause)
Nothin', except for the mess inside.
ar
(pause)
About twenty minutes.
(pause)
Nobody who'll be missed.
(pause)
You're a good man, Joe. See ya soon.
(he looks at Jimmie)
How we comin', Jimmie?
Oak's nice.
Both Jules and Vincent are inside the car cleaning it up.
Vincent is in the front seat washing windows, while Jules is
in the backseat, picking up little pieces of skull and gobs
of brain. Both are twice as bloody as they were before.
JULES
I will never forgive your ass for
this shit. This is some fucked-up
repugnant shit!
VINCENT
Did you ever hear the philosophy
that once a man admits he's wrong,
he's immediately forgiven for all
wrong-doings?
JULES
Man, get outta my face with that
shit! The motherfucker who said that
never had to pick up itty-bitty
pieces of skull with his fingers on
account of your dumb ass.
VINCENT
I got a threshold, Jules. I got a
threshold for the abuse I'll take.
And you're crossin' it. I'm a race
car and you got me in the red.
Redline 7000, that's where you are.
Just know, it's fuckin' dangerous to
be drivin' a race car when it's in
the red. It could blow.
JULES
jp
You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a
mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker!
Every time my fingers touch brain
I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T," I'm the "GUNS
OF NAVARONE." I'm what Jimmie Walker
ku
usta talk about. In fact, what the
fuck am I doin' in the back? You're
the motherfucker should be on brain
detail. We're tradin'. I'm washin'
windows and you're pickin' up this
nigger's skull.
m
The interior of the car has been cleaned and lined with
bedspreads and quilts. Believe it or not, what looked like a
portable slaughterhouse can actually pass for a non-descript
vehicle.
The Wolf circles the car examining it.
THE WOLF
Fine job, gentlemen. We may get out
of this yet.
JIMMIE
I can't believe that's the same car.
THE WOLF
Well, let's not start suckin' each
other's dicks quite yet. Phase one
VINCENT
Are you sure this is absolutely
necessary?
THE WOLF
You know what you two look like?
VINCENT
What?
THE WOLF
Like a couple of guys who just blew
off somebody's head. Yes, strippin'
off those bloody rags is absolutely
necessary. Toss the clothes in Jim's
garbage bag.
JULES
Now Jimmie, don't do nothin' stupid
like puttin' that out in front of
THE WOLF
Okay gentlemen, you're both been to
County before, I'm sure. Here it
comes.
He hits the trigger, water SHOOTS OUT, SMACKING both men.
JULES
Goddamn, that water's fuckin' cold!
jp
THE WOLF
Better you than me, gentlemen.
The two men, trembling, scrub themselves.
ku
THE WOLF
Don't be afraid of the soap, spread
it around.
THE WOLF
Towel 'em.
ar
THE WOLF
You're dry enough, give 'em their
clothes.
FADE UP ON:
JULES ANDVINCENT
THE WOLF
Perfect. Perfect. We couldn't've
planned this better. You guys look
like... what do they look like,
Jimmie?
JIMMIE
JULES
Ha ha ha. They're your clothes,
motherfucker.
JIMMIE
I guess you just gotta know how to
wear them.
JULES
Yeah, well, out asses ain't the
expert on wearin' dorky shit that
your is.
jp
THE WOLF
C'mon, gentlemen, we're laughin' and
jokin' our way into prison. Don't
make me beg.
ku
90 INT. JIMMIE'S GARAGE – MORNING 90
The garbage bag is tossed in the car trunk on top of Marvin.
The Wolf SLAMS is closed.
m
THE WOLF
Gentlemen, let's get our rules of
the road straight. We're going to a
place called Monster Joe's Truck and
ar
JULES
Don't do shit unless –
THE WOLF
– unless what?
JULES
WINSTON
Like it never happened.
ar
WINSTON
I'm takin' m'lady out to breakfast.
Maybe I can drop you two off. Where
do you live?
VINCENT
Redondo Beach.
JULES
Inglewood.
Winston grabs Jules' wrist and pantomimes like he's in a
"DEAD ZONE" trance.
WINSTON
(painfully)
It's your future: I see... a cab
ride.
(dropping the act)
Sorry guys, move out of the sticks.
(to Raquel)
Say goodbye, Raquel
jp
RAQUEL
Goodbye, Raquel.
WINSTON
I'll see you two around, and stay
ku
outta trouble, you crazy kids.
Winston turns to leave.
JULES
Mr. Wolf.
m
He turns around.
JULES
ar
WINSTON
Call me Winston.
He turns and banters with Raquel as they get in the Porsche.
WINSTON
You hear that, young lady? Respect.
You could lean a lot from those two
fine specimens. Respect for one's
elders shows character.
RAQUEL
I have character.
WINSTON
Just because you are a character
doesn't mean you have character.
RAQUEL
Oh you're so funny, oh you're so
funny.
The Porsche SHOOTS OFF down the road.
VINCENT
You know I could go for some
breakfast. What to have breakfast
with me?
JULES
Sure.
jp
92 INT. COFFEE SHOP – MORNING 92
JULES
Naw, I don't eat pork.
VINCENT
Are you Jewish?
JULES
I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig
on swine.
VINCENT
Why not?
JULES
They're filthy animals. I don't eat
filthy animals.
VINCENT
Sausages taste good. Pork chops
taste good.
JULES
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin
pie. I'll never know 'cause even if
it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy
motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in
shit. That's a filthy animal. I
don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't
got enough sense to disregard its
own feces.
VINCENT
How about dogs? Dogs eat their own
feces.
JULES
I don't eat dog either.
VINCENT
jp
Yes, but do you consider a dog to be
a filthy animal?
JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a
ku
dog filthy, but they're definitely
dirty. But a dog's got personality.
And personality goes a long way.
VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had a
m
better personality, he's cease to be
a filthy animal?
JULES
ar
VINCENT
An act of God.
JULES
What's an act of God?
VINCENT
I guess it's when God makes the
impossible possible. And I'm sorry
Jules, but I don't think what
happened this morning qualifies.
jp
JULES
Don't you see, Vince, that shit
don't matter. You're judging this
thing the wrong way. It's not about
what. It could be God stopped the
ku
bullets, he changed Coke into Pepsi,
he found my fuckin' car keys. You
don't judge shit like this based on
merit. Whether or not what we
experienced was an according-to-
Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What
m
is significant is I felt God's
touch, God got involved.
VINCENT
ar
But why?
JULES
That's what's fuckin' wit' me! I
don't know why. But I can't go back
to sleep.
VINCENT
So you're serious, you're really
gonna quit?
JULES
The life, most definitely.
JULES
jp
You know, like Caine in "KUNG FU."
Just walk from town to town, meet
people, get in adventures.
VINCENT
ku
How long do you intend to walk the
earth?
JULES
Until God puts me where he want me
to be.
m
VINCENT
What if he never does?
ar
JULES
If it takes forever, I'll wait
forever.
VINCENT
So you decided to be a bum?
JULES
I'll just be Jules, Vincent – no
more, no less.
VINCENT
No Jules, you're gonna be like those
pieces of shit out there who beg for
change. They walk around like a
bunch of fuckin' zombies, they sleep
in garbage bins, they eat what I
throw away, and dogs piss on 'em.
They got a word for 'em, they're
called bums. And without a job,
residence, or legal tender, that's
JULES
All shapes and sizes, Vince.
VINCENT
Stop fuckin' talkin' like that!
jp
JULES
If you find my answers frightening,
Vincent, you should cease askin'
scary questions.
ku
VINCENT
I gotta take a shit. To be
continued.
PUMPKIN
ar
PUMPKIN
You Mexicans in the kitchen, get out
here! Asta luego!
MANAGER
I'm the manager here, there's no
jp
problem, no problem at all –
HONEY BUNNY
Don't take any chances. Execute him!
The Patrons SCREAM. Jules watches all this silently, his hand
tightly gripping the .45 Automatic under the table.
MANAGER
Please don't! I'm not a hero. I'm
just a coffee shop manager. Take
anything you want.
PUMPKIN
Tell everyone to cooperate and it'll
be all over.
MANAGER
Everybody just be calm and cooperate
with them and this will be all over
soon!
PUMPKIN
Well done, now git your fuckin' ass
on the ground.
PUMPKIN
ku
Okay people, I'm going to go 'round
and collect your wallets. Don't
talk, just toss 'em in the bag. We
clear?
Pumpkin goes around collecting wallets. Jules sits with his
m
.45 ready to spit under the table.
PUMPKIN
What's in that?
JULES My boss' dirty laundry.
PUMPKIN
You boss makes you do his laundry?
JULES
When he wants it clean.
PUMPKIN
Sounds like a shit job.
JULES
Funny, I've been thinkin' the same
thing.
PUMPKIN
Open it up.
This exchange has been kind of quiet, not everybody heard it,
ku
but Honey Bunny senses something's wrong.
HONEY BUNNY
What's goin' on?
PUMPKIN
m
Looks like we got a vigilante in our
midst.
HONEY BUNNY
ar
MANAGER
(on the ground)
Quit causing problems, you'll get us
all killed! Give 'em what you got
and get 'em out of here.
JULES Keep your fuckin' mouth closed, fat man, this ain't any
of your goddamn business!
PUMPKIN
JULES
It's all yours, Ringo.
PUMPKIN
Open it.
jp
Jules flips the locks and opens the case, revealing it to
Pumpkin but not to us. The same light SHINES from the case.
Pumpkin's expression goes to amazement. Honey Bunny, across
the room, can't see shit.
ku
HONEY BUNNY
What is it? What is it?
PUMPKIN
(softly)
m
Is that what I think it is?
Jules nods his head: "yes."
ar
PUMPKIN
It's beautiful.
HONEY BUNNY
JULES
(to Pumpkin)
Tell that bitch to be cool! Say,
bitch be cool! Say, bitch be cool!
PUMPKIN
Chill out, honey!
HONEY BUNNY
Let him go!
JULES
(softly)
jp
Tell her it's gonna be okay.
PUMPKIN
I'm gonna be okay.
ku
JULES
Promise her.
PUMPKIN
I promise.
m
JULES
Tell her to chill.
PUMPKIN
ar
JULES
(to Yolanda)
So, we cool Yolanda? We ain't gonna
do anything stupid, are we?
YOLANDA
(crying)
Don't you hurt him.
JULES
JULES
C'mon Yolanda, what's Fonzie like?
YOLANDA
(through tears, unsure)
He's cool?
JULES
Correct-amundo! And that's what
we're gonna be, we're gonna be cool.
(to Pumpkin)
Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three
jp
and I want you to let go your gun
and lay your palms flat on the
table. But when you do it, do it
cool. Ready?
ku
Pumpkin looks at him.
JULES
One... two... three.
YOLANDA
Okay, now let him go!
ar
JULES
Yolanda, I thought you were gonna be
cool. When you yell at me, it makes
me nervous. When I get nervous, I
get scared. And when motherfuckers
get scared, that's when
motherfuckers get accidentally shot.
YOLANDA
(more conversational)
Just know: you hurt him, you die.
JULES
That seems to be the situation. Now
I don't want that and you don't want
that and Ringo here don't want that.
So let's see what we can do.
(to Ringo)
Now this is the situation. Normally
both of your asses would be dead as
PUMPKIN
It's cool, Honey Bunny, we're still
m
cool.
VINCENT
(gun raised)
ar
JULES
Nothin' I can't handle. I want you
to just hang back and don't do shit
unless it's absolutely necessary.
VINCENT
Check.
JULES
Yolanda, how we doin, baby?
YOLANDA
I gotta go pee! I want to go home.
JULES
Just hang in there, baby, you're
doing' great,Ringo's proud of you
and so am I. It's almost over.
(to Pumpkin)
VINCENT
Jules, if you give this nimrod
m
fifteen hundred buck, I'm gonna
shoot 'em on general principle.
JULES
ar
PUMPKIN
What?
JULES
Your life. I'm givin' you that money
so I don't hafta kill your ass. You
read the Bible?
PUMPKIN
Not regularly.
JULES
There's a passage I got memorized.
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the
righteous man is beset on all sides
Jules, who was never risen from his seat the whole time,
takes a sip of coffee.
JULES
(to himself)
It's cold.
He pushes it aside.
Vincent appears next to Jules.
VINCENT
JULES
That's probably a good idea.
Vincent throws some money on the table and Jules grabs the
briefcase.
Then, to the amazement of the Patrons, the Waitresses, the
Cooks, the Bus Boys, and the Manager, these two bad-ass dudes
– wearing UC Santa Cruz and "I'm with Stupid" tee-shirts,
swim trunks, thongs and packing .45 Automatics – walk out of
the coffee shop together without saying a word.
FADE OUT
THE END
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ku
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