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TOY STORY - Gas Station Scene

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TOY STORY

Gas Station Scene

WOODY: (Gasp) Andy?!

Woody starts to run in the direction of the van but it drives out of sight, leaving Buzz and
Woody stranded.

WOODY: Doesn't he realize that I'm not there? (Beat) I'm LOST! Oh, I'm a lost toy!

Meanwhile, Buzz checks the surroundings. He flips open his wrist communicator.

BUZZ: Buzz Lightyear Mission Log. The local Sheriff and I seem to be at a huge refueling
station of some sort --

Woody whips around, his expression changing from panic to seething anger. He charges at
Buzz.

WOODY: You!

Just then the toys are bathed in the headlight beams of a behemoth tanker truck pulling into
the station. Buzz dives off to the side while Woody collapses right where he stands on the
pavement. The truck ROARS over him.

BUZZ: (into wrist communicator) According to my nava-computer, the --

WOODY: (whispering) Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!!

BUZZ: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

WOODY: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're going to move from
their house in two days and it's all your fault!!

BUZZ: My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place --

WOODY: Oh, yeah? Well, if YOU hadn't shown up in your stupid litte cardboard spaceship
and taken away everything that was important to me --

BUZZ: Don't talk to me about importance. Because of YOU the security of this entire
universe is in jeopardy.

WOODY: (incredulous) WHAT?!! What are you talking about?!

Buzz walk to the edge of the truck tire and points up to the stars.
BUZZ: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building
a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have
information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. (Pointing at Woody) And you, my
friend, are responsible for delaying my rendez-vous with Star Command.

Woody explodes.
WOODY: YOU ARE A TOY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an action figure!!
You are a child's plaything!!!

Beat.

BUZZ: You are a sad strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell.

Buzz walks off.

WOODY: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya looney!

Woody walks away in the opposite direction.

WOODY: (to himself) Rendez-vous with Star Command.

Woody looks in the direction of the bell. His face lightsup at the sight of...
A PIZZA PLANET DELIVERY TRUCK.

WOODY: (to himself) Pizza Planet… Andy!

Woody takes a step forward and then stops.

WOODY: Oh, no! I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.

Woody runs back under the tanker truck. Buzz is at the farend of the truck, walking away
from Woody.

WOODY: Buzz! Buzz, come back!

BUZZ: (continuing to walk away) Go away.

Woody looks back at the delivery truck in desperation and then eyes… Atop the truck is a
rocket with the Pizza Planet logo.

WOODY: No, Buzz, you've gotta come back. I found a spaceship!

Buzz stops walking away and looks back at Woody.

WOODY: It's a spaceship, Buzz!

BUZZ: Now you're sure this spacefreighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its
food supply?
WOODY: Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you…
home.

BUZZ: Well, then let's climb abroad.

Buzz makes a beeline for the passenger side door of the pizza truck. Woody chases after
him.

WOODY: No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.

BUZZ: Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer
in the cockpit.

In a flash, Buzz has scaled the front tire, grabbed the rear view mirror, and swung himself up
and into the cab.

WOODY: (loud whisper) Yeah, but, Buzz! Buzz! (Loud whisper) Buzz!

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