TOY STORY - Gas Station Scene
TOY STORY - Gas Station Scene
TOY STORY - Gas Station Scene
Woody starts to run in the direction of the van but it drives out of sight, leaving Buzz and
Woody stranded.
WOODY: Doesn't he realize that I'm not there? (Beat) I'm LOST! Oh, I'm a lost toy!
Meanwhile, Buzz checks the surroundings. He flips open his wrist communicator.
BUZZ: Buzz Lightyear Mission Log. The local Sheriff and I seem to be at a huge refueling
station of some sort --
Woody whips around, his expression changing from panic to seething anger. He charges at
Buzz.
WOODY: You!
Just then the toys are bathed in the headlight beams of a behemoth tanker truck pulling into
the station. Buzz dives off to the side while Woody collapses right where he stands on the
pavement. The truck ROARS over him.
WOODY: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're going to move from
their house in two days and it's all your fault!!
BUZZ: My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place --
WOODY: Oh, yeah? Well, if YOU hadn't shown up in your stupid litte cardboard spaceship
and taken away everything that was important to me --
BUZZ: Don't talk to me about importance. Because of YOU the security of this entire
universe is in jeopardy.
Buzz walk to the edge of the truck tire and points up to the stars.
BUZZ: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building
a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have
information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. (Pointing at Woody) And you, my
friend, are responsible for delaying my rendez-vous with Star Command.
Woody explodes.
WOODY: YOU ARE A TOY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an action figure!!
You are a child's plaything!!!
Beat.
BUZZ: You are a sad strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell.
Woody looks in the direction of the bell. His face lightsup at the sight of...
A PIZZA PLANET DELIVERY TRUCK.
WOODY: Oh, no! I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.
Woody runs back under the tanker truck. Buzz is at the farend of the truck, walking away
from Woody.
Woody looks back at the delivery truck in desperation and then eyes… Atop the truck is a
rocket with the Pizza Planet logo.
BUZZ: Now you're sure this spacefreighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its
food supply?
WOODY: Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you…
home.
Buzz makes a beeline for the passenger side door of the pizza truck. Woody chases after
him.
WOODY: No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.
BUZZ: Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer
in the cockpit.
In a flash, Buzz has scaled the front tire, grabbed the rear view mirror, and swung himself up
and into the cab.
WOODY: (loud whisper) Yeah, but, Buzz! Buzz! (Loud whisper) Buzz!