Bars
Bars
Bars
Smash into everyone Wait, got the eeriest feelin', somethin' evil is lurkin'
Crash like an F-15 I'm no conspiracy theorist but somethin' here is a foot
Damage already done Oh yeah, it's my dick
Y'all should've let me be Get the measurin' stick (What?)
Fack, fack on everyone Twelve inches of wood (Haha)
Fack, fack on everyone Wait, but I've been goin' for your jugular since Craig G, Duck
Fack, fack on everyone Alert
I'm a Kamikaze, gonna And I've come to pay respects 'cause if you sleep, you're fucked
I turned to rap 'cause it made me feel tough when I wasn't Other words, you get laid to rest
(Wasn't) And I hope your butt is hurt
From the moment I heard rap was cussin', I was in (Was in) Put me on a track, I go cray on it like a color book
Which is why I identify with the guy You got some views, but you're still below me
Who I was invented by, Dre's Frankenstein Mine are higher, so when you compare our views, you get
Energized like a nine volt, ice cold like Snake Eyes overlooked
Twice in a row on a dice roll And I don't say the hook unless I wrote the hook
But if the only reason I blowed is 'cause I'm white though And now I'm just freestylin' in the vocal booth
Why don't every other white rapper sell what I sold? (Ooh) And you know I've always spoke the truth
Kamikaze pilot, I wrote my suicide note You lyin' through your teeth so much, you broke a tooth
Here come the guys in white coats tryin' to stop me And it ain't somethin' I need a phone to do
'Fore I jump behind the controls and try to fly into foes When I say I can't wait 'til I get ahold of you
'Cause I'm takin' y'all with me when I go cyclone And I don't know what I'm s'posed to do
Line up the rappers, take my pic like a photo shoot
Fall Dre said, "Hold your head up" Kathy Griffin
Stackin' ammunition, slap the clip and cock it back on
You know, everybody's been tellin' me what they think about competition
me for the last few months This is how I shot ahead (pew)
It's too loud Gabby Gifford, my attack is viscous, Jack the Ripper, back in
Maybe it's time I tell 'em what I think about them business
Can't hear it coming down the hallway stairs from the parking Tyler create nothing, I see why you called yourself a f', bitch
lot It's not just 'cause you lack attention
It's too loud It's because you worship D12's balls, you're sack-rilegious
Three's not a crowd all up in it Slow fire If you're gonna critique me, you better at least be as good or
Don't fall on my face Don't fall on my faith, oh better
Don't fall on my fate Don't fall on my faith, oh Get Earl the Hooded Sweater, whatever his name is
Don't fall on my fate Don't fall on my To help you put together some words, more than just two
letters
Gotta concentrate, against the clock I race The fans waited for this moment
Got no time to waste, I'm already late, I got a marathoner's Like that feature when I stole the show
pace Sorry if I took forever
Went from addict to a workaholic, word to Dr. Dre in that first
marijuana tape Don't fall on
Guess I got a chronic case Just remember, I was here before you
And I ain't just blowin' smoke, 'less it's in your mama's face And I'll be here after you make your run-in for you
I know this time Paul and Dre, they won't tell me what not to Detractors, I might have to fuck Pitchfork with a corkscrew
say Just what the doctor ordered Revenge is the best medicine
And though me and my party days have all pretty much Increase the dose, from least to most
parted ways Then tell the Grammys to go and fuck themselves
You'd swear to God I've forgot I'm the guy that made "Not They suck the blood from all the biggest artists like some
Afraid" leeches
One last time for Charlamagne So they nominate 'em, get 'em there, get a name to MC the
If my response is late, it's just how long it takes show
To hit my fuckin' radar, I'm so far away Every parasite needs a host (ha)
These rappers are like Hunger Games Then give Album of the Year to somebody that no one's ever
One minute, they're mocking JAY even heard of
Next minute, they get they style from Migos or they copy All I know is I wrote every single word of everything I ever
Drake murdered
Maybe I just don't know when to turn around and walk away Time to separate the sheep from goats (yeah)
But all the hate, I call it "Walk on Water" gate And I got no faith in your writers, I don't believe in ghosts
I've had as much as I can tolerate When rap needed it most, I was that wing and a prayer
I'm sick and tired of waitin', I done lost my patience A beacon of hope put a B-I-R-D in the air
I can take all of you motherfuckers on at once Somewhere, some kid is bumping this while he lip-syncs in
You wanted Shady? You got him! the mirror
That's who I'm doin' it for, the rest I don't really even care
Don't fall on my But you would think I'm carryin' a Oxford dictionary in my
pocket
Somebody tell Budden before I snap, he better fasten it
How I'm buryin' these artists
Or have his body bag get zipped
On a scale of turnt you're minus
The closest thing he's had to hits is smacking bitches
Mine says very, yours says hardly
And don't make me have to give it back to Akademiks
And what's scary is you probably can compare me to your car
Say this shit is trash again, I'll have you twisted
'Cause I'm just barely gettin' started (woo)
Like you had it when you thought you had me slippin' at the
And far as Lord Jamar, you better leave me the hell alone
telly
Or I'll show you an Elvis clone
Even when I'm gettin' brain, you'll never catch me with a thot
Walk up in this house you own
Lacking with it, "He ain't spit like this on his last shit"
Thrust my pelvic bone
Hoe, you better go back and listen
Use your telephone, then go fetch me the remote
You know me better, thinkin' I'll slow or let up
Put my feet up and just make myself at home
Call it trap 'cause it's a total setup
I belong here, clown!
Hopin' that you rappers fall in that
Don't tell me 'bout the culture
I inspire the Hopsins, the Logics, the Coles, the It's too loud
Seans, the K-Dots, the 5'9"s, and oh Can't hear it coming down the hallway stairs from the parking
Brought the world 50 Cent, you did squat lot
Piss and moan, but I'm not gonna fall, bitch! (Yeah) It's too loud
Three's not a crowd all up in it
Slow Fire
You set a mark too high when platinum sales are looked at as a
failure
Then you better take it back to the shelter
Greatest And Hamburger Helper, 'cause damn it I'm still the
Motherfuckers talkin' crazy (yeah), sayin' I should quit (yeah)
I fuckin' tell 'em make me (bitch), eat a fuckin' dick (yeah) Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world
I'm feelin' like the greatest (woo), on the beat who ever did it (No lie) I might be
Mike WiLL the one who made it, it's Shady on the lyrics The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it, the best to ever do it
I feel like the greatest, woke up to honkies sounding like me
I'm somewhat outlandish they say Never be as good, never be as good
You say we're cut from the same cloth Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, white-I'm the greatest
But I guess you fabricate, eh?
You better bring more men than the Latter Day Saints So you sold 10 million albums, eh? (What?)
Manic states, Steven Paddock with automatic stay spray Only problem is, you put out 10 million albums, eh? (Haha)
At anything that may stand in they way Wait, what was I just about to say?
As I stand at the bay window with a hand grenade Oh yeah, let me get this out the way
And a trey eight, at the Mandalay Bay I know there's people that are pissed about the way I
Common sense, I'm a dollar short and a day late mispronounced the name "DIE ANTWOORD!"
James Holmes at the Saturday Batman matinee Fuck, I still can't say the shit
Must have missed my CAT scan that day But how quickly they forget who the fuck I was
I just threw a Tampax at Dre Now Ninja try to duck my slugs, you let your girl get fucked by
Trashcan, Tascam and ashtray Muggs I'd like to give a shout to Cypress
I'm turning back to a madman, can't take This can't be real, you dissed me and I was just tryin' to
Anymore but I try to get away from the anger and rage Give you a shout, now get the fuck out my rhyme book
My basal ganglia's an A to the K No more shiners, already too much time took, and rappers
Get your ass spayed like bidets breakin' your legs I hear you talkin' shit, I'm just too big to respond to it
Eight different ways, aim for the waist, you chumps don't God forbid I forget, go and jump out the window
Even know how to do somethin' Somebody better child-proof it
To give goosebumps a day when you say 'Cause if I lose it we can rewind to some old Ja Rule shit
That somethin' you won't give someone a lump in their throat And I can remind motherfuckers how I do shit
If you had 'em choked up you'd be yankin' my chain You don't got the tools, I got my toolkit, I bullshit you not
Feel like I'm headed for a padded cell, the Y'all fools just forgot that I'm so fuckin' awful with the thoughts
Bar for me what I rap isn't fair but And when I'm hostile and impossible to stop
Guess that's the standard I'm held to So you call it a nostril 'cause it's not gonna ever
But if somethin' like that doesn't tell ya I'll never let up on the pedal, might as well get the mop
'Cause I'm wipin' everyone up in this genre 'Til I run out of gun powder and split the scene
'Cause on the mic I feel like I'm the Hold the mic similar to pistol, squeeze
And I shoot from the hip when I grip them things
Oh yeah, and one more thing I want to mention Is you're one And my lips and the clips got the SIG lit like it's nicotine
dimension Trigger me and Slim gets mean
I'm a monkey wrench and I can flunk detention Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes
I love contentions so welcome to the gun convention That's why I call the motherfuckers M-16's
Muscles flexin', gotta strut like a front suspension Float like a butterfly, I'm gonna sting like a bee, you ain't harmin' a
And you just stuck the key up in the ignition thing
And gave me enough gas to flood my engine (yeah) I hit a ding hard as I'm gonna swing
Psychopath, Michael's Jack's blowin' up like a raft I'm gonna need to put my arm in a sling
I just slapped Vlad with a ISIS flag But like a wedding band you gotta be diamond to even climb in
Bet you I come back twice as bad (uh) the ring
Revival didn't go viral An anomaly, I'm Muhammad Ali
Denaun and Royce tell me that I should take the high road 'Cause I knew one day I'm gonna be theGreatest in the world,
Fuck that, I'm finna hit back greatest in the world, greatest in the world (No lie) I might
Stepping Stone But it's almost as if sometimes we're not even friends
Which reminded me Biz, "Rockstar" was the shit
Take me to the river Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Y'all coulda got you a hit without me on the shit
If you woulda put D12 on it, wish I coulda did
It's 2002, everything was totally new
More than try talkin' you into comin' up off of it
We were globally huge, watchin' sales go through the roof
I know it wasn't my fault, but part of it probably is
We wrote and we feuded, Runyon Avenue soldiers included
I think of all of the trips to BET
A multitude of homies who would bounce for no good excuse
We were so bulletproof—wrote, souped and soaked in our youth
And the rappers I wish that we woulda politicked with
Thought we was runnin' shit 'til we lost the sole of our shoe
Maybe y'all coulda clicked and got you some features
The death of Doody broke us in two
But that's water under the bridge
We were thrown for a loop, ain't none of us know what to do
But I'm washin' my sins in it 'til my conscience is cleansed
And at the time I was goin' through my own struggles too
So I wasn't in no condition to be coachin' us through If I could leave this all behind
Everyone tried to go solo, really nobody blew I could open up my eyes and walk in a straight line
I was hopin' they do, so I ain't have to shoulder the crew Down to the river with you
The plan was put everyone in position so that they knew Help me leave this all behind
How to stand on their own, and I don't wanna open up wounds
I just noticed that oomph was gone when we go in the booth I'ma wash away my sins
'Cause the truth is, the moment that Proof died, so did the group I'ma rinse away this dirt
I forgot to make amends
Shoot...
To all the friends I may have hurt
If I could leave this all behind I better stop and say my grace
I could open up my eyes and walk in a straight line From it I pray that I don't fall
'Cause on the way back down I may
Down to the river with you
End up runnin' back into them all
Help me leave this all behind
I never meant to use you all as my stepping stones
I'ma wash away my sins I'ma rinse away this dirt
Bacardi and Hen', never thought the party would end
I forgot to make amends To all the friends I may have hurt
One minute you're bodyin' shit, but then your audience splits
I better stop and say my grace From it I pray that I don't fall
You can already sense the climate is startin' to shift
To these kids you no longer exist
'Cause on the way back down I may
Went from rainin' cats and dogs in this bitch
End up runnin' back into them all
To tiny drops, little drips
I never meant to use you all as my stepping stones
And by the time your reign is over, you'll hardly be missed
It was never the same, and it's bothered me since You start thinkin' of all the artists you dissed
And the farther we drift apart, the more awkward it gets All the carnage you left, is this the kind of karma you get
The more time goes by, the more life happens For turnin' your fuckin' back on Bizzy, Kuniva and Swift?
And we gotta be men, we got responsibilities A Freudian slip, subconsciously, I honestly wished
Plus we don't say how we feel I ain't feel so much guilt and y'all didn't harbor resentment
And I feel like this is what got us in the debacle we're in But it's hard to pretend that y'all ain't got none
Been with you guys thick and thin I just wish I had words, but I guess there just are none for this
To my partners, I can't say how sorry I am The less is left for closure, so let's let this go
This is not how I planned for our story to end It's not goodbye to our friendship, but D12 is over
I love all of you men
But I just can't be the guy everybody depends I'ma wash away my sins
On for entire careers 'cause that's not even fair
I will always be here, but that spark isn't there I'ma rinse away this dirt
And I don't know how to recapture that time and that era I forgot to make amends
I've tried hearkening back to, but I'm fightin' for air To all the friends I may have hurt
I'm barely chartin' myself I better stop and say my grace
From it I pray that I don't fall
Feels like I'm on the descent, but it was not my intent 'Cause on the way back down I may
To treat y'all like a stepping stone End up runnin' back into them all
Though I ain't left no one behind, but we been down every road I never meant to use you all as my stepping stones
Done all we possibly can, I know we kept our hopes up I never mant to make you feel like my stepping stones
But the longer we spend livin' this lie that we live I never meant to use you all for my stepping stones
Now you see why I don't sleep Has the court of public opinion reached a verdict
Not even a wink, I don't blink Or still yet to be determined?
I don't doze off, I don't even nod to the beats 'Cause I'm determined to be me, critique the worship
I don't even close my fuckin' eyes when I sneeze But if I could go back I'd at least reword it
"Aw, man! That BET cypher was weak, it was garbage And say I empathize with the people this evil serpent
The Thing ain't even orange, oh my God, that's a reach!" Sold the dream to that he's deserted
Shout to all my colorblind people, each and every one of y'all But I think it's workin'
If you call a fire engine green, aquamarine These verses are makin' him a wee bit nervous
Or you think water is pink And he's too scurred to answer me with words
"Dawg, that's a date, " "Looks like an olive to me" 'Cause he knows that he will lyrically get murdered
"Look, there's an apple!" "No it's not, it's a peach!" But I know at least he's heard it
So finger-bang, Pootie Tang, Burger King, Gucci Gang, dookie, 'Cause Agent Orange just sent the Secret Service
dang To meet in person to see if I really think of hurtin' him
Charlamagne gonna hate anyway Or ask if I'm linked to terrorists
Doesn't matter what I say I said, "Only when it comes to ink and lyricists"
Give me Donkey of the Day But my beef is more media journalists
What a way for 2018 to get underway (Hold up, hold up, hold up)
But I'm gonna say everything that I wanna say I said, my beef is more meaty, a journalist
Welcome to the slaughterhouse, bitch (yeah) Can get a mouthful of flesh
Invite 'em in like a One A Day And yes, I mean eating a penis
I'm not done (preach) 'Cause they been pannin' my album to death
'Cause I feel like the beast of burden So I been givin' the media fingers
That line in the sand, was it even worth it? Don't wanna turn this to a counselling sesh
'Cause the way I see people turnin' But they been puttin' me through the ringer
Is makin' it seem worthless So I ain't ironin' shit out with the press
It's startin' to defeat the purpose But I just took this beat to the cleaners
I'm watchin' my fan base shrink to thirds
And I was just trying to do the right thing, but word
Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark Even when I'm rappin' less stellar
At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller
And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through
No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf Dre's booth
And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
But y'all pickin' the wrong tree So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds
They call me dog because I'm bar king (bark, bark) Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you
And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard) But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter
'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah)
'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap
It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten Bitch, I'll pee on your head like a Phillies hat (haha)
'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins) No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree
Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
The cypher begins You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea
I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe You're always punkin' out like Halloween
It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
My mind is a recycling bin Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump
There's no place I never been And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump
But I never budge and I never bend Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk
You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to
Like adult diapers for men Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah
This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome
'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos
I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable
Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome
Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the
Mop and Glo
Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope
Tone Deaf
You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole
Yeah, I'm sorry (huh?)
What did you say?
Wait, why'd the beat cut off?
Oh, I can't hear you
Fuck it I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out (out, haha)
(I need Auto-Tune)
Yeah
I'm just a product of Slick Rick, at Onyx, told 'em lick the balls Fill 'em with the venom, and eliminate 'em
Had 'em just appalled at so many things that pissed 'em off Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
It's impossible to list 'em all I don't want to hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage
And in the midst of all this I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade
I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball I'm finna kill 'em and dump all the fuckin' bodies in a lake
Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow? Obliteratin' everything, incineratin' and renegade 'em
Risperdal, voices whisper I'm here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
But don't nobody want it but they're gonna get it anyway
My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
This is just the song to go ballistic on 'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher I'm Atilla, kill or be killed, I'm a killer, be the vanilla gorilla
I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological You're bringin' the killer within me, out of me
Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka You don't want to be the enemy of the demon
When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a Who went in me, and be on the receiving of me, what stupidity it'd be
Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
Monster
When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck
You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (yeah)
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (yeah)
A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable
Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster I'm on the toilet bowl
Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full
I'm not afraid to pull a-, man, stop
If you never gave a damn, raise your hand
Look what I'm plannin' (haha)
'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans
I'm on point, like my index is, so all you will ever get is
The motherfuckin' finger (finger), prostate exam ('xam)
How can I have all these fans and perspire?
Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire
And I got no plans to retire and I'm still the man you admire
These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flier
I got 'em passin' out like what you do, when you hand someone flyers
What goes around, comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw
'Cause I caught the flaps of my dollar stack
Right off the bat like a baseball, like Kid Ink
Bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy
'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (cheesecake) Yah Yah
Bumstickitty, bumstickitty, bum huh
Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too motherfuckin' stingy for Cher
I got that old rump-pum-pum-pum
Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretendin' to care
A punk'll jump up to get him a beat down
But I tell a bitch I'll marry her, if she'll bury her
At least sound, I sound like these clowns, like he sound
Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
My flow all over the place, .44 in the waist
Christian Rivera
'Cause my lyrics never sit well, so they wanna give me the chair I'm so-so innovate, po-po went away, I roll over 'em, and make bacon
And call 'em a pig, won't you hop up off of my dick?
Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Carry
Words in the way, I'm at loss by him
'Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry
I give you a JFK on the front lawn of MLK in the crossfire (Get down,
Carry a Merriam motherfuckin' dictionary
nigga)
Got 'em swearin' up and down, they can't spit, this shit's hilarious
I have evolved into the lost diaries of the mob and the Rothschilds
It's time to put these bitches in the obituary column
I feel like God broke the vials and I am just layin' down
We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem
Inside 'em like caulk and tile
Get the shaft like a steering column (Monster)
(Q-Tip)
Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink
Man, here we go
Evil half of the Bad Meets Evil
I said that we'd live in the land of criminal
That means take a back seat
My era, my era, my era so original
Uh-uh, I survived it and that's a miracle Never had no trouble keepin' up with the times
Ah, man I just adapt to the climate, I treat it like my Levi's
When they ain't buttoned up right, I adjust on the fly
'Cause I'm from Slaughterhouse (People), check yourself
Middle fingers, put 'em high, that's why they call it a bird
Like Ice Cube said, "Before you wreck yourself" (Bitches)
'Cause you put it up in the sky
Like Wu-Tang said, "You should protect yourself" (Animals)
And I'm like a spider crawlin' up your spinal column
I got 'em goin'
I'm climbin' all up the sides of the asylum wall
Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah (Get down, nigga) Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah
And dive in a pile of Tylenol, you're like a vagina problem
Yo, snappin' necks plus I'm live, in effect To a diabolical gynecologist, tryna ball a fist I will
I'm in the Slick Rick eyepatch, but I got it from Hex
Fuck you, just buy me, double timing the rhyming
Rappers avoid eye contact, that's outta respect
I leave you stymied, that's why they still vilify me like Bill O'Reilly
For the god in the flesh, the ominous Indominus Rex
I'ma show you what I mean when they call me the Harvey Weinstein of
They be like, you put the Thought on? Yikes
2019
If I told y'all once, I told y'all twice, that motherfucker is nice
I'm a conniving, when I'm on the mic I'ma standout
I'm the king of the blood sport on mics
Like a lime green wife beater with a knife out
I'm from an era, you had beef? You prolly fist fought on sight
I'm a sight to see, but you can see from the ring I'm wearing
Get your ass beat at the basketball court on spite Me and this game, we got married already
Then tell your wife to put your life support on ice Had the prenup ready, fucked on her, should've seen her belly
I'm the rap Pernell Whitaker, the honorable minister She barely was three months pregnant
Leavin' every amateur inoperable, I finished 'em Bitch had it, gave me a baby, we named it Machine Gun Kelly
Makin' plaques outta they head like dead venison
Now here's to LL, Big L and Del
Used to be the bad lieutenant with M-Ilitant
K-Solo, Treach and G Rap
Spillin' over fabulous jams my man Dilla sent
DJ Polo, Tony D, ODB, Moe Dee, Run-DMC
Rap speak for me, I am the ventriloquist
Ed O.G., and EPMD, D.O.C., Ice-T, Evil Dee
I'm so stubborn, the government won't govern King Tee, UTFO, and Schoolly D, PE and BDP
That brother you spoke of, it just wasn't his dope, was it? YZ and Chi-Ali, Rakim and Eric B., they were like my therapy
I'm cold buzzin', I never been low budget From B-I-G and Paris, Three Times Dope and some we'll never see, and
The taste of your own medicine, here come a dose of it P-R-T
I break free like Chesimard N.W.A and Eazy-E, and D-R-E was like my GPS
Keep 'em guessin' hard, while broads say my bars is like ASMR Without him, I don't know where I'd be
All my dogs is out the reservoir
Man, here we go
Top five, I'm where the legends are (Keep goin')
I said that we'd live in the land of criminal
Live at the edge of darkness and light My era, my era, my era so original
One phone call my youngins takin' flight Uh-uh, I survived it and that's a miracle
You a bark, bitch, and never bite, long kiss goodnight Ah, man
I stay heated, my people in the place needed
'Cause I'm from Slaughterhouse (People), check yourself
If you ain't standin' up for yourself then stay seated
Like Ice Cube said, "Before you wreck yourself" (Bitches)
And they cheated, they lie like Amerigo Vespucci
Like Wu-Tang said, "You should protect yourself" (Animals)
I'm a miracle, I'm still super lyrical
I got 'em goin'
Live from the Terrordome, loud like a megaphone
Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah (Get down, nigga)
Thutmose the Third, seven inch, herringbones
Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah
Man, here we go I said that we'd live in the land of criminal
My era, my era, my era so original
Uh-uh, I survived it and that's a miracle Ah, man
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with Chris Kirk Patrick, you can get your ass kicked
Anybody who's talkin' this shit, that shit Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie And used it to get myself wealthy
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me There's a concept that works
You don't know me, you're too old, let go Twenty million other white rappers emerge
It's over, nobody listen to techno But no matter how many fish in the sea
Now let's go, just gimme the signal It'll be so empty, without me
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
Now this looks like a job for me
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
So everybody, just follow me
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
'Cause we need a little, controversy
But sometimes the shit just seems
'Cause it feels so empty, without me
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting I said "This looks like a job for me"
But it's just me, I'm just obscene So everybody, just follow me
No I'm not the first king of controversy 'Cause we need a little, controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley 'Cause it feels so empty, without me Kids!
To do black music so selfishly
’Till I Collapse Andre from OutKast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me
But in this industry I'm the cause of a lot of envy
'Cause sometimes you just feel tired, feel weak
So when I'm not put on this list, the shit does not offend me
And when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up
That's why you see me walking 'round like nothing's bothering me
But you got to search within you, and try to find that inner strength
Even though half you people got a fuckin' problem with me
And just pull that shit out of you
You hate it but you know respect you got to give me
And get that motivation to not give up, and not be a quitter
The press's wet dream like Bobby and Whitney, Nate, hit me
No matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse
'Till the roof comes off, 'till the lights go out
'Till I collapse I'm spilling these raps long as you feel 'em
'Till my legs give out, can't shut my mouth
'Til the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not killing 'em
'Till ..mouth
'Cause when I am not, then I'mma stop penning 'em
'Till the smoke clears out, am I high? Perhaps
And I am not Hip-Hop and I'm just not Eminem
I'mma rip this shit, 'till my bone collapse
Subliminal thoughts, when I'mma stop sending 'em?
Women are caught in webs, spin 'em and hock venom Soon as a verse starts, I eat at an MC's heart
Adrenalin shots, the penicillin could not get the illing to stop What is he thinking? How not to go against me, smart
Amoxicillin's just not real enough And it's absurd, how people hang on every word
The criminal cop-killing hip hop villain I'll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserve
A minimal swap to cop millions of Pac listeners But I'll never be served, my spot is forever reserved
You're coming with me, feel it or not you're gonna fear it If I ever leave Earth, that would be the death of me first
Like I showed you the spirit of God lives in us 'Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse
You hear it a lot, lyrics to shock That's why I'm clever when I put together every verse
Is it a miracle or am I just product of pop fizzing up? My thoughts are sporadic, I act like I'm an addict
For shizzle my wizzle, this is the plot, listen up I rap like I'm addicted to smack like I'm Kim Mathers
You bizzles forgot, Slizzle does not give a fuck! But I don't want to go forth and back in constant battles
The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers
'Till the roof comes off, 'till the lights go out
So this is like a full blown attack I'm launching at 'em
'Till my legs give out, can't shut my mouth
The track is on some battling raps who want some static?
'Till the smoke clears out, am I high? Perhaps
'Cause I don't really think that the fact that I'm Slim matters
I'mma rip this shit, 'till my bone collapse
A plaque and platinum status is wack if I'm not the baddest, so
'Till the roof comes off, 'till the lights go out
'Till my legs give out, can't shut my mouth 'Till the roof comes off, 'till the lights go out
'Till the smoke clears out, am I high? Perhaps 'Till my legs give out, can't shut my mouth
I'mma rip this shit, 'till my bone collapse 'Till the smoke clears out, am I high? Perhaps
I'mma rip this shit, 'till my bone collapse
Music is like magic, there's a certain feeling you get
'Till the roof comes off, 'till the lights go out
When you real and you spit and people are feeling your shit
'Till my legs give out, can't shut my mouth
This is your moment, and every single minute you spend
'Till the smoke clears out, am I high? Perhaps
Tryna hold on to it because you may never get it again
I'mma rip this shit, 'till my bone collapse
So while you're in it, try to get as much shit as you can
And when your run is over just admit when it's at its end Until the roof (Until the roof)
Because I'm at the end of my wits with half the shit gets in The roof comes off (The roof comes off)
I got a list, here's the order of my list that it's in Until my legs (Until my legs)
It goes Reggie, Jay-Z, 2Pac and Biggie Give out from underneath me
I will not fall, I will stand tall
Feels like no one can beat me
Fast Lane
Uh, first verse, uh, I'm armed 'til I'm on an island
Go back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in
My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on autopilot
I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down
Before I touch dirt, I'll kill y'all with kindness
My tenement chimney now, the semi's the remedy, pow
I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse
Spin him around, enterin' in the vicinity
You've been warned if you've been born or if you conformed
Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform
Now, was called M&M
Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
But he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
Chewed him up and spitted him out, girl giddy-up, now get-get down
He's lookin' around this club
Y'all niggas' intellect mad slow, y'all fags know
And it looks like people are havin' a shit fit now
Claimin' you bangin', you flamin'
Bet you could light your own cigarette with ya asshole
Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town
Me and Shady deaded the past
Did I s-s-stutter, motherfucker? Fuck them all, he shuts
So that basically resurrected my cashflow
The whole motherfuckin' Walmart d-d-down
I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke
Every time he comes a-r-r-round
Though I ain't wrapped tight
And he came to the club tonight with 5'9 to hold this bitch down
My blood type's the '80s, my '90s was like the Navy
Like a mothafuckin' chick underwater, he tryin' d-d-drown
You was like the Bradys, you still fly kites daily
Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated, just by the way
Catch me in my Mercedes, bumpin' "Ice Ice Baby"
That you keep lickin' them dick-suckin' lips, I'm agitated, aggravated
Screamin', "Shady 'til I die", like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy
To the point you don't suck my dick
So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze
Then you're gonna get decapitated
And you only live it once, so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady
Other words, you don't fuckin' give me head, then I'm have to take it
Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll (Danish)
Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is
'Cause she's kinda famous And then after takin' that, I'ma catch a case, it's gon' be fascinatin'
And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this It's gon' say "The whole rap game passed away"
Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus On top of the affidavit
Graduated from master debater, slash massive masturbator
To Michael Jackson's activator, meanin' I'm on fire off the top
You morons think that I'm a genius
Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin'
Came to drive them trailer parks crazy Might wanna back up data, runnin' over hip hop
I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby In a verbal tractor trailer
And that's back with a capital "B" with an exclamation mark Homie, they're sick, you could normally ask a hater
Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics Don't it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
'Cause when I rip this mystical slick shit Drop in the lap of a tax evader, homie they spent
You don't wanna become another victim, a statistic of this shit
Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes, what girl?
'Cause after I spit the bullets I'm the crack-a-lator
I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball Percolator to this party, be my penis ejaculator later
I'ma kick the ballistics, so get this dick, I'ma live this Tell you boyfriend that you just struck pay dirt
You rollin' with a player, you won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin'
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Only got a gallon in the gas tank Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now Only got a gallon in the gas tank
I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now
Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride
I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die
Livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I'm livin' life in the fast lane
(Pedal to the metal)
Livin' life in the fast lane
Yeah, my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit
(Pedal to the metal)
At war with a bottle, as Captain Morgan attacks my organs
My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins
I made a pact with the Devil that says "I'll let you take me" Pedal to the metal
"You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpse of Jack Kevorkian" Pedal to the metal
By the time you hear this I will have already spiraled up
I would never do nothing to let you cowards fuck my world up
If I was you, I would duck, or get struck like lightening
Fighters keep fighting, put your lighters up, point 'em skyward uh
Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king
This rap game's nipple is mine for the milking
'Til nobody else even fucking feels me, 'til it kills me
I swear to god I'll be the fucking illest in this music
Lighters There is or there ever will be, disagree?
Feel free, but from now on I'm refusing to ever give up
Only thing I ever gave up's using no more excuses
This one's for you and me, living out our dreams
Excuse me if my head is too big for this building
We're all right where we should be
And pardon me if I'm a cocky prick but you cocks are slick
With my arms out wide, I open my eyes
Poppin' shit on how you flipped ya life around, crock-o-shit
And now all I wanna see
Who you dicks try to kid, flipped dick, you did the opposite
Is a sky full of lighters
You stayed the same, 'cause cock backwards is still cock, you
A sky full of lighters
pricks
I love it when I tell 'em shove it
'Cause it wasn't that long ago when Marshall sat, luster lacked,
lustered
'Cause he couldn't cut mustard, muster up nothing
Brain fuzzy, 'cause he's buzzin', woke up from that buzz
And now you wonder why he does it, how he does it?
Wasn't 'cause he had buzzards circle around his head
Waiting for him to drop dead, was it?
Or was it, 'cause them bitches wrote him off
Little hussy ass buzzards, fuck it, guess it doesn't matter now,
does it?
What difference it make?
What it take to get it through your thick skulls
As if this ain't some bullshit
People don't usually come back this way
From a place that was dark as I was in just to get to this place
Now let these words be like a switch blade to a haters rib cage
And let it be known from this day forward
I wanna just say thanks 'cause your hate is what gave me the
strength
So let 'em bitch raise 'cause I came with five nine
But I feel like I'm six eight
This one's for you and me, living out our dreams
We're all right where we should be
With my arms out wide, I open my eyes
And now all I wanna see
Is a sky full of lighters
A sky full of lighters
To going and buying four or five of the homies the iron man Audi
My daddy told me slow down, boy, you goin' to blow it
And I ain't gotta stop the beat a minute [Em] Y'all wanna make a movie?
To tell Shady I love him the same way that he did Dr. Dre on the
Chronic
[R5] What.. [Em] We got the film right here
Tell him how real he is or how high I am
Or how I would kill for him for him to know it [Royce] What?
I cried plenty tears, my daddy got a bad back
So it's only right that I right 'til he can march right Yeah I'm one of them pretty rappers
Into that post office and tell 'em to hang it up (hang it up) Buck if I really hafta, I really slap ya
Now his career's Lebron's jersey in twenty years
I'll stop when I'm at the very top
King of Detroit who they namin the city after (what?)
You shitted on me on your way up Scandalous partners, whose grammar hammers the h
It's 'bout to be a scary drop into your heart with, content, yo who wanna start wit
'Cause what goes up must come down
You going down on something you don't wanna see like a hairy experts, Bad and Evil is comin soon
box MC's get stuck, head first back in they mother's wom
Every hour, happy hour now, life is wacky now This shit is written, in my eyes I'm the illest MC spittin
Used to have to eat the cat to get the pussy Leavin all of you cats shittin kittens
Now I'm just the cats meow, ow
Classic cow, always down for the catch weight like Pacquiao I gotta diss you, my niggaz be cockin pistols
Y'all are doomed Shot and split you, fuck splittin the profits with you (w
I remember when T-Pain ain't wanna work with me
My car starts itself, parks itself and auto-tunes
Six percent, of y'all niggaz is just pretend
'Cause now I'm in the Aston Clicks with clits, pussy niggaz stink with dicks (what?)
I went from having my city locked up Niggaz act bully, and blast for the fast penny
To getting treated like Kwame Kilpatrick
And now I'm fantastic compared to a weed high My auto is fully, plenty of niggaz packin semi
And y'all niggas just gossipin' like bitches on a radio and TV Speak darts; yo you get paid? Rhymin about it is the s
See me, we fly
Y'all buggin' out like Wendy Williams staring at a bee-hive
You can't be street smart with a cheap heart
And how real is that? Five Nine, a street nigga with deep feelin (what?)
I remember signing my first deal I keep illin, my steez willin to keep killin (what?)
And now I'm the second best I can deal with that
Now Bruno can show his ass, without the MTV awards gag Fuck rap, a lot of y'all all is just acts
You and I know what it's like to be kicked down
Trust that - you rhyme all wack on rough tracks
Forced to fight, but tonight we're alright Bust and then we all black when you get bust back at
So hold up your light, let it shine... 'cause Fuck that, you get blast at, you get laughed at
This one's for you and me, living out our dreams And I'ma spit thunder (what?) stick to my guns
We're all right where we should be
With my arms out wide, I open my eyes
Niggaz is finished before they gimmicks, one-hit wond
And now all I wanna see What? Big balls, that's why when I spit, your clique st
Is a sky full of lighters I'ma pit bull, I'm just dog, I'm just raw (what?)
A sky full of lighters
Split y'all, holla, "It's on!" Then I diss y'all
All of y'all niggaz get pissed on claimin you pissed off
Bad Meets Evil Lyrics [Chorus x2: Eminem and Royce]
"Scary Movies"
[Eminem]
The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the Gra
"What's your favorite scary movie?"
Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin
Any man plannin to battle will get snatched out of his
[Em] Yo, Slim Shady! [R5] Yo, Royce 5-9
so fast it'll look like an invisible man standin
I'm headed for Hell, I'd rather be dead or in jail So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly
Bill Clinton, hit this (here) and you better inhale I'm sicker than a Tupac dedication to Biggie
Cause any MC that chooses to go against me I'm free-fallin feet first out of a damn tree
is gettin takin advantage of like Monica Lewinksy (Leave me
toalone!)
stampede your chest 'til you can't breathe
Came home in a frenzy, pushin a ten speed And when I'm down to my last breath
Screamin to Aunt Peg (AUNT PEG!!!!) I'ma climb the Empire State Building and get to the la
with three spokes stickin out of my pant leg and still have half left
Fuck a headache, give me a migraine
Damnit I like pain (AHH!) [Chorus]
and you should be anywhere that a mic ain't
You rap knowin you wack [Em] Bad.. the bad..
You act up and I'm throwin you down a flight of steps [R5] Uhh, when the bad meets the bad.. yo..
then I'm throwin you back up em [Em] The evil
If they don't like the track, fuck em [R5] Take the evil with the evil
The rap struck em harder then gettin hit by a Mack truck [Em] Put em together
and then backed up on [R5] What? Nine-nine
And any half-assed known rapper to trespass [Em] Two times.. Slim Shady.. Royce the Five Nine
better be ready for the second Celebrity Deathmatch (Ding! Ding!)
You right Really feel it's bound to be
I can't tell no one but they all know
I got a man, but I want you
Ch.
I got a man, but I want you
And it's just nerves, it's just dick Girl, I want you like you want me too
Makin' me think 'bout someone new I feel that energy (ooh, yeah)
You know I got so much to say When you're on top of me (oh, yeah)
I try to hide it in my face I know your man, he ain't controllin' you
And it don't work, you see through But you still hesitate (ooh, no)
That I just want get wit' you 'Cause you chose loyalty (oh, yeah)
And you're right And I know your history, met him before your peak (hey, hey)
He's so connected to that woman that you used to be
You right, I got my guy
But-but-but this sex will cloud your memory
But I, I, can't help it, I want you
A couple strokes to put it in, then you'll belong to me
Said, you right, I got my guy
But I, I, can't help it I want you I got a man, but I want you
I got a man, but I want you (oh)
I can't stop and look the other way
And it's just nerves, it's just dick
'Cause I know what could be, babe
Makin' me think 'bout someone new
And you never feel the same
You know I got so much to say
You'd be thinkin' 'bout it every day
I try to hide it in my face
Don't believe in fairytales, but we got our fantasies
And it don't work, you see through
And it's me and you, no she
That I just want get wit' you (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Tryna be all through your sheets
And you're right
Have you all on top of me
Acting like it's not that deep You right, I got my guy (you right, you right, I)
Boy, you can take it out on me But I, I, can't help it I want you
Tell me what it's 'bout to be Said, you right, I got my guy (you right, you right, I)
But I, I, can't help it I want you
KISS ME MORE
We hug and yes, we make love I ain't givin' you one in public
And always just say "Goodnight" (la-la-la-la-la) I'm givin' you hundreds, fuck it
And we cuddle, sure I do love it Somethin' we just gotta get into
But I need your lips on mine Sign first, middle, last, on the wisdom tooth
Niggas wishin' that the pussy was a kissin' booth
Can you kiss me more?
Taste breakfast, lunch and gin and juice
We're so young, boy
And that dinner just like dessert too
We ain't got nothin' to lose, oh, oh
And when we French, refresh, gimme two
It's just principle
When I bite that lip, come get me too
Baby, hold me
He want lipstick, lip gloss, hickeys too, uh
'Cause I like the way you groove, oh, oh
Can you kiss me more?
Boy, you write your name, I can do the same
We're so young, boy
Ooh, I love the taste, la-la-la-la
We ain't got nothin' to lose, oh, oh
All on my tongue, I want it (la-la-la-la)
It's just principle
Boy, you write your name, I can do the same
Baby, hold me
Ooh, I love the taste, la-la-la-la-la
'Cause I like the way you groove, oh, oh
All on my tongue, I want it
Boy, you write your name, I can do the same
I, I feel like fuckin' somethin'
Ooh, I love the taste, la-la-la-la
But we could be corny, fuck it
All on my tongue, I want it (la-la-la-la)
Sugar, I ain't no dummy, dummy
Boy, you write your name, I can do the same
I like to say, what if, but if
Ooh, I love the taste, la-la-la-la-la
We could kiss and just cut the rubbish
All on my tongue, I want it
Then I might be on to somethin'
SICKO MODE
Astro, yeah
Woo, made this here with all the ice on in the booth
At the gate outside, when they pull up, they get me loose
Yeah, Jump Out boys, that's Nike boys, hoppin' out coupes
This shit way too big, when we pull up give me the loot
He spend the racks, he in the trap (Gimme the loot!)
I'm fit and fat, he live for that Was off the Remy, had a Papoose
Okay, he on his knees, attend the mass Had to hit my old town to duck the news
He beg for that, I bend and snap Two-four hour lockdown, we made no moves
She keep it juicy just for papi, call me Buffy with the body Now it's 4AM and I'm back up poppin' with the crew
I just slipped into my savage and come over like a walkie I just landed in, Chase B mixes pop like Jamba Juice
My fish like Takamaki, like a side of me with sake Different colored chains, think my jeweler really sellin' fruits
So I put it in my mouth and suck it out like edamame, yeah And they chokin', man, know the crackers wish it was a noose
He go the hourglass, Coke bottle body, I got that
We got time and you're right on that Some-some-some, someone said
When I turn around and touch it To win the retreat, we all in too deep
Keep your eyes on that, that, that, that, that, that P-p-playin' for keeps, don't play us for weak (someone said)
To win the retreat, we all in too deep
I keep it juicy juicy, I eat that lunch (yeah)
P-p-playin' for keeps, don't play us for weak (yeah)
She keep that booty booty, she keep that plump (yeah yeah)
That natural beauty beauty, yeah, yeah
This shit way too formal, y'all know I don't follow suit
If you could see it from the front, wait 'til you see it from the
Stacey Dash, most of these girls ain't got a clue
Back, back, back, back, back (wait 'til you see it from the)
Back, back, yeah, back, back, back (wait 'til you see it from the) All of these hoes I made off records I produced
Back, back, back, back, back (wait 'til you see it from the) I might take all my exes and put 'em all in a group
If you could see it from the front, wait 'til you see it from the back Hit my esés, I need the bootch
'Bout to turn this function to Bonnaroo
He like it plump, he need that, need the rump and need the Told her, "Hop in, you comin' too"
thighs, he eat that In the 305, bitches treat me like I'm Uncle Luke
Eat that up, and in the night, he see that (Don't stop, pop that pussy!)
In the dark, and in the ride he keep that Had to slop the top off, it's just a roof (uh)
Keep it running, like it plump, he need that She said, "Where we goin'?" I said, "The moon"
Need the rump and need the thighs, he eat that We ain't even make it to the room
Eat that up and in the night, he see that
She thought it was the ocean, it's just the pool
In the dark, and in the ride he keep that, keep it running
Now I got her open, it's just the Goose
I keep it juicy juicy, I eat that lunch (yeah) Who put this shit together? I'm the glue (someone said)
She keep that booty booty, she keep that plump (yeah yeah) Shorty FaceTimed me out the blue
That natural beauty beauty, yeah, yeah
If you could see it from the front, wait 'til you see it from the Someone said (playin' for keeps)
Back, back, back, back, back (wait 'til you see it from the) Someone said, motherfuck what someone said
Back, back, yeah, back, back, back (wait 'til you see it from the) (Don't play us for weak)
Yeah Ye-ah
Astro
Yeah, yeah
Tay Keith, fuck these niggas up (Ay, ay)
Ha, what? Girl you got a hot butt, like a lit cigarette (Chit-
chigarette)
But you won't get a hot fudge Sunday from me