Daria Episodes
Daria Episodes
Daria Episodes
Unaired pilot
No. in
Title Written by Original air date
series
Pilot "Sealed with a Kick" Sam Johnson & Chris Marcil Unaired
Daria accidentally snaps her pencil and borrows a pencil from classmate and starting
quarterback, Kevin, who thinks she is trying to get with him. After he confronts her about it,
Daria pretends she likes him just to inflate Kevin's ego by doing several gestures, including
leaving love notes in Kevin's locker, getting affectionate with him at the pizza parlor (much
to head cheerleader and girlfriend Brittany's chagrin) to coming to his house with a batch of
homemade heart-shaped cookies. Finally, Kevin asks Daria out in front of the student body,
telling Brittany they are through and Daria that it's her "turn". True to Daria's plan, she turns
him down cold. Later, Daria and Jane discuss the ordeal over slices of pizza while Daria
explains that Kevin having to put up with her airheaded sister is the best form of revenge she
could possibly serve.
Season 1 (1997)
First appearances: Quinn, Helen and Jake Morgendorffer; Mr. DeMartino, Ms. Li and Mr.
O'Neil- the psychotic faculty of Lawndale High; Jane Lane, Daria's sarcastic, dry best friend;
Sandi Griffin and Stacy Rowe, Fashion Club Members; Kevin Thompson, Lawndale High
Q.B. and his girlfriend, cheerleader Brittany Taylor
Guest appearances: Ms. Manson, Lawndale High's psychiatrist; Corey, a Quinn admirer;
Artie, a rumored alien abductee; the Sick, Sad World reporter, a woman with an exaggerated
accent; Old Man featured on Sick, Sad World, a blind elder
First appearances: Joey, Jeffy and Jamie, three sycophantic Quinn admirers who follow her
every command; Jodie Landon, Lawndale High's model student and her boyfriend, Lawndale
High football squad's captain, Michael "Mack" MacKenzie who strongly dislikes Kevin who
deemed him the nickname "Mack Daddy" – both Jodie and Mack make Lawndale High's
couple of African American sweethearts; Claire Defoe, Lawndale High's down-to-earth art
teacher; Charles "Upchuck" Ruttheimer III, an obnoxious flirt who attempts to turn on both
Daria and Jane but fails; Tiffany Blum-Deckler, the Fashion Club's third member
Guest appearances: Crewe Neck Gatehouse guard, who attempts to track down Jane so she
can teach him life drawing; Brittany's neighbor, an angry man who complains about the
volume of her party; Crewe Neck residents, Brittany's other neighbors who are harassed and
competed in trivia by Daria and Jane who play "rent-a-cop" at the gatehouse while the guard
is absent – including a snotty elderly woman and a man who plays "Name That Tune" with
Daria and Jane
Sam Johnson
"College Margaret E.
3 3 & Chris March 17, 1997 103
Bored" Rutherford
Marcil
During a visit with their old friends, Doug and Susan, Helen and Jake become concerned
about Daria and Quinn's chances of getting into good colleges, so they insist that the girls
take a college prep class at Lawndale High. One of the requirements of this (rather lame)
class is to visit a college, and Jake and Helen naturally pick their alma mater, Middleton
College. When they arrive, they're greeted by a tour guide named Heather, and they just
barely have time to start the tour when Jake is distracted by a water balloon thrown from his
old dorm window. Swept up in a wave of nostalgia, Jake takes Helen to visit his old hangout,
leaving Daria and Quinn with the tour guide. The tour doesn't last much longer, as Quinn
decides to investigate the fraternity/sorority scene on her own. Daria and Heather then retreat
to Heather's dorm room, where Daria gets a much more realistic view of college life: sitting
around and watching television, working a stupid part-time job, begging your parents for
money, and helping the college students with their term papers (for cash, of course).
Meanwhile, Jake gets a little too into the college scene as he tries (with no success) to act
cool and "hang" with the college guys, while Helen reminisces about college life... and tears
off after the girls (Quinn, specifically) when she remembers how college guys acted around
women. They find Quinn at a frat house, where she had been made "keg queen" and was
busy wrapping the guys around her little finger; eventually, the whole family is tossed off the
campus when security finds out that the two underage girls were wandering around the
campus unsupervised (even though Daria had stayed with Heather the tour guide the whole
time). Back at home, Quinn receives a letter of acceptance to Manatee College in Florida,
which makes Helen and Jake ecstatic... until they read the fine print, and discover that
Manatee has no classes, just beachfront accommodations and costs $10,000 per semester.
Furthermore, Daria decides to quit doing the college students' term papers, as it was getting
to be too much work (not to mention the tiny little detail about Helen not letting her keep the
money). Daria decides that the whole college experience kinda sucked, but is heartened when
Quinn dumps the instructor of the college prep class when she finds out what a "making-out
scholarship" is really all about.
First appearances: None.
Guest appearances: Heather, a Middleton College student who first appears perky but later
appears cynical and negative, and enjoys hanging out with Daria; Doug and Susan, a couple
who are friends with Jake and Helen and have their daughter, Romona, read S.A.T. prep
picture books; Romona, Doug and Susan's three-year-old daughter; the Middleton Bursar
who tells Jake how much college enrollment for both Daria and Quinn costs, which leads
Jake telling Helen they should decide which one should attend college (Daria, while Jake
says Quinn can go to a beauty school); the 'Push Comes to Love' college prep course adviser
who attempts to hit on Quinn (which Daria quips as a "make-out scholarship"), though Quinn
later throws a soda in his face; The characters in the prep course student's (Kevin, Brittany,
Quinn, Jane and Daria) college fantasies, which, in Kevin's are intimidating football players
which are twice his size and a beautiful blonde woman who joins Kevin in a fit of snickers at
Brittany, who is deemed as a "child"...in Brittany's there is a singing emcee and several
models wearing gowns and graduation caps and bodyguards who carry Kevin away...in
Quinn's, three male roommates, one dressed as a preppie, the other as a cowboy and the last
one wearing a towel...in Jane's. there is an art critic praising Jane's art...and in Daria's, a
professor who wants Daria to be a college teacher herself so he can use her dormroom to
carry on affairs with underclassmen
"Café
4 4 Eric Fogel Glenn Eichler March 24, 1997 104
Disaffecto"
The students of Lawndale High sell objects door-to-door to raise money for a new café after
the old one is burglarized, and Daria finds an effective way to fight back after Principal Li
punishes her for not selling chocolate to a grossly obese woman.
Ken
5 5 "Malled" Kimmelman & Neena Beber March 31, 1997 105
Paul Sparagano
Daria and Jane's economic class go to the Mall of the Millennium to learn about "mall
economics", where Daria A) gets visibly sick from the smell of Brittany's perfume along with
the sight of Brittany and Kevin making out, B) becomes a record-setting shopper at a doo-
dads store, C) uncovers a secret market research project that earns all her classmates gifts to
keep quiet and D) finds Quinn playing hooky and blackmails her for a ride home.
Glenn Eichler
"This Year's
6 6 Karen Disher & Laura April 7, 1997 106
Model"
Kightlinger
A modeling agency comes to Lawndale High to recruit female students, and end up picking
Quinn as one of the candidates, before zeroing in on stupid Lawndale High QB Kevin
Thompson.
7 7 "The Lab Brat" Chris Prynoski Peggy Nicoll April 14, 1997 107
For a class project for the man-hating science teacher, Ms. Barch, Daria is paired with jock
Kevin (who is more interested in watching football on the Morgendorffers' TV than working
with Daria) while Brittany works with resident pervert, Charles "Upchuck" Ruttenheimer,
who blackmails her under his command.
Anne D.
8 8 "Pinch Sitter" Karen Disher June 9, 1997 108
Bernstein
Quinn is chosen to babysit for an ultra-conservative family's children, but Daria steps in
when Quinn has a date, and gets some ideas about psychological control.
9 9 "Too Cute" Eric Fogel Larry Doyle June 16, 1997 109
Quinn is afraid she's not cute enough and wants plastic surgery after a classmate gets a great
nose job that could put Quinn's Fashion Club spot in jeopardy. She decides to visit the clinic
of the doctor who did the work, an overtanned hack named Dr. Shar, and Daria (who Quinn
is using as a cover for a nonexistent medical appointment) is aghast that Quinn would get any
kind of work done. Quinn can't afford it anyway, so she tries to raise money or get Daria to
make a ghost appointment for her, but Daria finally tells Quinn she is perfect and needs to
stop being ridiculous. Fortunately for all, Dr. Shar's work on the classmate produces ugly
reversions, and all is well at the FC. Meanwhile, Kevin is chosen by man-hating teacher Ms.
Barch to disguise himself as an ugly man and chart people's reactions, and goes from
insulting Daria to simply paying random strangers to say they like him.
Sam Johnson
"The Big
10 10 Karen Disher & Chris June 30, 1997 110
House"
Marcil
After Daria and Quinn get caught sneaking in the house past curfew, Helen and Jake set up
"Family Court" and sentence their kids to groundings, though Quinn gets to keep going out
every night while Daria is stuck at home, though she does manage to annoy her parents with
her unceasing harmonica playing. Meanwhile, a roller hockey game at school is coming up
and all of the students are betting that their high-strung history teacher, Mr. DeMartino, will
have his next heart attack in his rematch against classic rock DJ, Rock and Roll Randy. Daria
decides she's going to defy her punishment and go to the game anyway, and doesn't much
care when Quinn spots her leaving and appears to say she'll keep it secret if Daria does a
favor for her in the future. Daria enjoys the game, and comes home to find Quinn did rat her
out to Helen. Helen keeps herself in legal crusader mode, declaring Daria a "repeat offender",
but she folds when Daria in turn points out the time and energy Helen will have to spend
playing board games and listening to awful harmonica music if she extends the grounding
time. Helen and Jake eventually tell Daria she can go out and even encourage her to do so,
leading Daria to muse to Jane that her parents think she's too boring to ground, and they're
basically correct.
Anne D.
11 11 "Road Worrier" Eric Fogel July 7, 1997 111
Bernstein
Daria travels with Jane, Jane's brother, Trent, and Trent's friend, Jessie (both make up half of
Mystik Spiral), to Alternapalooza while Quinn begins her travels there with her Fashion Club
friends but ends up going outlet shopping instead.
"The Teachings
12 12 Karen Disher Glenn Eichler July 14, 1997 112
of Don Jake"
The Morgendorffers go camping after Jake suffers a burst blood vessel in his eye due to
stress over money. Meanwhile, Jane and Trent try to survive a hostile family reunion.
Karen Hyden,
"The Misery Paul Sparagano
13 13 Glenn Eichler July 21, 1997 113
Chick" & Machi
Tantillo
Famed Lawndale High quarterback and all-time jackass Tommy Sherman dies in a freak
accident while visiting his alma mater, prompting Jane to avoid Daria for a while and
everyone else to dub Daria "The Misery Chick" and ask her for advice on coping with
sadness.
Season 2 (1998)
No. in No. in Original Production
Title Directed by Written by
series season air date code
February
14 1 "Arts 'N' Crass" Karen Disher Glenn Eichler 201
16, 1998
Daria and Jane's poster about a pretty teenage girl's covert bulimia sparks controversy with
Ms. Li and Mr. O'Neill. Meanwhile, Jake laments over losing a client and desperately
searches for anyone in need of a consultant.
"The Daria February
15 2 Eric Fogel Peggy Nicoll 202
Hunter" 23, 1998
The students of Lawndale High go on a field trip to a paintball park, where Quinn fights with
Sandi over a broken promise not to get their uniforms dirty, Daria and Jane go to a great
white shark exhibit run by an obnoxious, talkative woman whose experience with great
whites bears a strong resemblance to the plot of Jaws, Helen and Ms. Li fight over Daria's
attitude, Ms. Barch discovers that Mr. O'Neill is unlike the men she's met before, and Jake
and Mr. DeMartino drunkenly bond over their dysfunctional childhoods.
"Quinn the Rachel March 2,
16 3 Sue Perrotto 203
Brain" Lipman 1998
Quinn's good grade on an English paper brands her a "brain" by her Fashion Club friends and
makes Daria depressed partly because it shows people don't know the difference between
good and bad writing anymore, and partly because her own studious identity is threatened by
that. With a little costume design and observation, Daria gets Quinn to return to her old self.
March 9,
17 4 "I Don't" Tony Kluck Peter Gaffney 204
1998
Whilst Daria and Quinn are bridesmaids for their cousin's wedding, Daria finds a kindred
spirit with her irreverent Aunt Amy, Helen drunkenly fights with her sisters, Jake tries to
play golf, and Quinn gets hit on by a priest and the best man. Meanwhile, Kevin and Mack
attend Lawndale High's bridal fair and are mistaken for a gay couple.
"That Was
Anne D. March 16,
18 5 Then, This Is Sue Perrotto 205
Bernstein 1998
Dumb"
Jake and Helen's hippie friends, Willow and Coyote, visit for a weekend, prompting Quinn to
bond with the hippies' son, Ethan, and Daria to stay with Jane and go along with her to sell
records at a fair.
March 23,
19 6 "Monster" Eric Fogel Neena Beber 206
1998
Jane and Daria film Quinn's daily routine for a project in an attempt to reveal her as the
shallow airhead she is, only to feel bad when Quinn is surprisingly sympathetic off-camera,
and in the end of course Quinn comes out a winner. Meanwhile, Jake gets his childhood
films transferred to videotape and repeatedly watches a clip of himself falling off a bike after
it sparks memories of being neglected.
Sam Johnson
March 29,
20 7 "The New Kid" Tony Kluck & Chris 207
1998
Marcil
Daria befriends a weird, home-schooled kid named Ted while in the yearbook club, and he
wants the school yearbook to be taken in a different direction, which doesn't sit well with
anyone else. Quinn uses a bribe to work on Daria to change the matter.
21 8 "Gifted" Karen Disher, Peggy Nicoll June 29, 208
Eric Fogel &
1998
Tony Kluck
Helen and Jake take Daria and Jodie on an invitation-only visit to a private school for
intellectual (yet socially immature) students. Meanwhile, Quinn keeps getting thrown out of
her Fashion Club friends' houses and stays with Daria's friend, Jane, who isn't happy to have
her around.
22 9 "Ill" Sue Perrotto Peter Gaffney July 6, 1998 209
Daria is at a filthy club with Jane watching Mystik Spyral but after Jane tells her of plans to
join Trent and Jesse for burgers afterwards, Daria goes to wash her hands and discovers she
has a fast-spreading rash. She also is surprised to see Brittany there with a head of jet-black
dyed hair, and they make a sort of deal to not tell anyone they saw the other there (Brittany
wanted to see what kids who aren't in cheerleading or sports did at night). The rash gets
worse, and even with Quinn using FC guidelines to try and help her sister, Daria needs to go
to the hospital for tests. Once she's there, all of her friends and family puzzle over what's
happening to her, but things end up OK until she sees Trent again—and her skin starts acting
up anew...
Karen Disher,
July 13,
23 10 "Fair Enough" Tony Kluck & Peggy Nicoll 210
1998
Sue Perrotto
Ms. Li holds a Medieval Fair to raise money to repair the roof of the library, where Daria is
seen in the beginning known as "the place where she can go to be alone" during a rainstorm
and it crashes onto the library after Brittany and Kevin got inside the library and the 2 of
them were kissing and injured after Daria escapes from the library. (after spending the money
needed for repairs on a polygraph machine), where Quinn rehearses for a play, Daria and
Jane get stuck on a ferris wheel with a sobbing Stacy, Brittany deliberately drives past the
fair to keep Kevin from playing Palamon opposite Quinn, Helen meets Sandi's equally
shallow, cruel, and manipulative mother, and Jake, reliving his own fear of acting, runs afoul
of a sarcastic teenage boy.
Eric Fogel, Tony
Rachelle July 20,
24 11 "See Jane Run" Kluck & Sue 211
Romberg 1998
Perrotto
Jane and Daria are having problems in their gym class with a short-tempered, unpleasant
teacher, but the teacher is also the track team's coach and challenges Jane to join the team.
Jane does and becomes a star runner, which unfortunately leaves Daria without anyone to
talk to and leads to her becoming increasing strange and unhappy. When Jane gets a free pass
on a test so she can compete, Daria blows up about her behavior and Jane turns away from
track (including a popular male runner who likes her and thinks Daria is a loser) before the
friends fight the corrupt athletic teams to a stalemate.
July 27,
25 12 "Pierce Me" Tony Kluck Neena Beber 212
1998
Trent talks Daria into getting a belly-button ring while searching for Jane's birthday present.
Meanwhile, Helen and Quinn are chosen to be models for the mother-daughter fashion show
at school.
Karen Hyden,
"Write Where It August 3,
26 13 Guy Moore & Glenn Eichler 213
Hurts" 1998
Gloria DePonte
Mr. O'Neill asks Daria to write a story about people she knows in a dramatic way, but Daria
develops writers' block on her project (and resentment for her mother) and can only write
fragments of various fantasy scenarios before quickly discarding them. Helen then urges her
to write something that reflects the way Daria wants things to be. Daria then writes a story
about her family in the future. Her parents are retired and more relaxed. Quinn is married
with four children and acknowledges she was a "stuck up little nightmare" in high school.
Daria, appearing somewhat less rebellious with smaller glasses, more stylized hair and
slightly more feminine clothing, is an award winning Op-Ed columnist and married to a
college professor. The four of them sit down together and enjoy a pleasant game of cards,
appearing very much the happy family. Daria shows the story to Helen, who reads it and
begins to cry.
Season 3 (1999)
Season 4 (2000)
Season 5 (2001)