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Jolly LLB Monologue

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• JOLLY LLB MONOLOGUE

Aaj pehli baar janab mai Rajpal saheb ki baat sai agree
karta hu footpath pai soyenge to marne ka risk to hai.
Bilkul sahe hai janab. Lekin mai Rajpal saheb sai puchna
chahta hu ki infact iss court mai jitne log hai sabhi sai
puchna chahunga , aap sai bhi puchna chahunga janab ki,
ye log jo footpath pai sote hai kon hai ye log? Kaha sai
aate hai ye?.. Inke pas na rehne ko ghar hai na rozgar hai,
na paisa hai, Phir kyu chale aate hai ye hamare
khoobsurat seher kai khoobsur pai ba a lagane, kyu
janab? Lekin bhuke nange bekaro kai pas bhi ek chiz ka
haq hai janab wo hai ‘’jus ce’’. Aur ye haq na Rajpal
saheb unse chin sakte hai na aap na ye court kyuki ye haq
unko deta hai hamara samvidhaan the cons tui on of
india. aur jab kabhi inke insaaf ki baat aa hai kanoon kai
saare darwaje band hote hai janab. Inhe court kai
chakkar lagwaye jate ha, date di jaa hai,bharosa dia jata
hai, vaade kie jate hai lekin insaaf nahe dia jata janab.
Nahe dia jata.

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Sharab aur daulat kai nashe mai 120 ki speed pai gadi
chalata hua ye... young and innocent Rahul diwan. young
and innocent jisne 5 logon ki jaan le li aur Rajpal saheb
keh rahe hai is it a joke?
Nahe janab ,joke kya hai mai batata hu aapko. Peechle 8
mahine mai Rajpal saheb ne land cruiser ko truck bana
dia, 6 mahina aur ye case chalega aur ye saabit kar denge
ki wo truck nahe balki train thi, saal bhar aur ye case
chalne dijie aur ye mai daave kai sath kehta hu Rajpal
saheb ye saabit kar denge ki ye aadmi sadakant mishra
nahe shahrukh khan hai, or lack of evidence kai binah pai
aapko ye baat manni hi paregi. That is joke janab, ye hota
hai joke.
Footpath sone kai lie nahe ho yahi kaha tha na aapne
lekin Rajpal saheb footpath gadi chalane kai lie bhi nahe
ho (kanoon ki baat karta hai sala)
Janab bachpan sai lm mai dehta aa raha hu, kai baar ye
dialogue suna hai ki kanoon ki hath bahut lambe hote
hai. Ghanta lambe hote hai

Judge- dekhie.
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Dhakosla hai ye sab. Bakwas.


Agar lambe hote hai to ye raha Rahul diwan aapke samne
uthayiee aur daal dijie jail mai. Dikha dijie hame ki
kanoon ki hath lambe hote hai.
Bura mat maniiega janab lekin is kamre kai bahar aapka
majak banaya jata hai, aapke naam pai sms joke bheje
jaate hai. Rate x kia jata hai aapka. Janab Aapka izzat
khatre mai hai kuch kijie. Please kuch kijie.
Aur janab inpe ehsaan mat kijie. Bas inksa haq inhe de
dijie. Inhe insaaf de dijie janab
Mai aur kuch nahe kehna chahta bas
Thank you janab.
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