Macavity Full Lyrics
Macavity Full Lyrics
Macavity Full Lyrics
DEMETER
Macavity's a mystery cat, he’s called the Hidden Paw
For he's a master criminal who can defy the law
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair
And when you reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there!
BOMBALURINA
Macavity's a ginger cat
He's very tall and thin
You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are sunken in
His brow is deeply lined in thought
His head is highly domed
His coat is dusty from neglect His whiskers are uncombed
He sways his head from side to side
With movements like a snake
And when you think he's half asleep
He's always wide awake!
DEMETER
He's outwardly respectable
BOMBALURINA
I know he cheats at cards
DEMETER
And his footprints are not found in any files of Scotland Yard's
BOMBALURINA
And when the larder's looted
DEMETER
Or the jewel cases rifled
BOMBALURINA
Or when the milk is missing
BOTH
Or another Peke's been stifled
BOMBALURINA
Or the greenhouse glass is broken
DEMETER
And the trellis past repair
BOTH
There's the wonder of the thing: Macavity's not there!
And they say that all the cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
DEMEMBER
I might mention Mungojerrie
BOMBALURINA
I might mention Griddlebone
BOTH
Are nothing more than agents for the cat who all the time
Just controls the operations
The Napoleon of Crime!