Location via proxy:   [ UP ]  
[Report a bug]   [Manage cookies]                

Macavity Full Lyrics

Download as pdf or txt
Download as pdf or txt
You are on page 1of 3

BOMBALURINA / DEMETER CALLBACK LYRICS - MACAVITY

DEMETER
Macavity's a mystery cat, he’s called the Hidden Paw
For he's a master criminal who can defy the law
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair
And when you reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity


He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare
And when you reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there!
You may seek him in a basement, you may look up in the air...
But I tell you once, and once again, Macavity's not there!

BOMBALURINA
Macavity's a ginger cat
He's very tall and thin
You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are sunken in
His brow is deeply lined in thought
His head is highly domed
His coat is dusty from neglect His whiskers are uncombed
He sways his head from side to side
With movements like a snake
And when you think he's half asleep
He's always wide awake!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity


For he's a fiend in feline shape
A monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-street
You may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered then
Macavity's not there!

DEMETER
He's outwardly respectable
BOMBALURINA
I know he cheats at cards

DEMETER
And his footprints are not found in any files of Scotland Yard's

BOMBALURINA
And when the larder's looted

DEMETER
Or the jewel cases rifled

BOMBALURINA
Or when the milk is missing

BOTH
Or another Peke's been stifled

BOMBALURINA
Or the greenhouse glass is broken

DEMETER
And the trellis past repair

BOTH
There's the wonder of the thing: Macavity's not there!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity


There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity
He always has an alibi and one or two to spare
Whatever time the deed took place, Macavity wasn't there!

And they say that all the cats whose wicked deeds are widely known

DEMEMBER
I might mention Mungojerrie
BOMBALURINA
I might mention Griddlebone

BOTH
Are nothing more than agents for the cat who all the time
Just controls the operations
The Napoleon of Crime!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity


He's a fiend in feline shape - A monster of depravity
You may meet him in a by-street
You may see him in the square
But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there!

You might also like