Oscar Wilde - Happy Prince and Other Tales
Oscar Wilde - Happy Prince and Other Tales
Oscar Wilde - Happy Prince and Other Tales
“I will put up there,” he cried; “it is a fine position, with plenty of fresh air.” So he alighted
just between the feet of the Happy Prince.
“I have a golden bedroom,” he said softly to himself as he looked round, and he prepared to
go to sleep; but just as he was putting his head under his wing a large drop of water fell on
him. “What a curious thing!” he cried; “there is not a single cloud in the sky, the stars are
quite clear and bright, and yet it is raining. The climate in the north of Europe is really
dreadful. The Reed used to like the rain, but that was merely her selfishness.”
Then another drop fell.
“What is the use of a statue if it cannot keep the rain off?” he said; “I must look for a good
chimney-pot,” and he determined to fly away.
But before he had opened his wings, a third drop fell, and he looked up, and saw—Ah! what
did he see?
The eyes of the Happy Prince were filled with tears, and tears were running down his golden
cheeks. His face was so beautiful in the moonlight that the little Swallow was filled with
pity.
“Who are you?” he said.
“I am the Happy Prince.”
“Why are you weeping then?” asked the Swallow; “you have quite drenched me.”
“When I was alive and had a human heart,” answered the statue, “I did not know what tears
were, for I lived in the Palace of Sans-Souci, where sorrow is not allowed to enter. In the
daytime I played with my companions in the garden, and in the evening I led the dance in the
Great Hall. Round the garden ran a very lofty wall, but I never cared to ask what lay beyond
it, everything about me was so beautiful. My courtiers called me the Happy Prince, and
happy indeed I was, if pleasure be happiness. So I lived, and so I died. And now that I am
dead they have set me up here so high that I can see all the ugliness and all the misery of my
city, and though my heart is made of lead yet I cannot chose but weep.”
“What! is he not solid gold?” said the Swallow to himself. He was too polite to make any
personal remarks out loud.
“Far away,” continued the statue in a low musical voice, “far away in a little street there is a
poor house. One of the windows is open, and through it I can see a woman seated at a
table. Her face is thin and worn, and she has coarse, red hands, all pricked by the needle, for
she is a seamstress. She is embroidering passion-flowers on a satin gown for the loveliest of
the Queen’s maids-of-honour to wear at the next Court-ball. In a bed in the corner of the
room her little boy is lying ill. He has a fever, and is asking for oranges. His mother has
nothing to give him but river water, so he is crying. Swallow, Swallow, little Swallow, will
you not bring her the ruby out of my sword-hilt? My feet are fastened to this pedestal and I
cannot move.”
“I am waited for in Egypt,” said the Swallow. “My friends are flying up and down the Nile,
and talking to the large lotus-flowers. Soon they will go to sleep in the tomb of the great
King. The King is there himself in his painted coffin. He is wrapped in yellow linen, and
embalmed with spices. Round his neck is a chain of pale green jade, and his hands are like
withered leaves.”
“Swallow, Swallow, little Swallow,” said the Prince, “will you not stay with me for one
night, and be my messenger? The boy is so thirsty, and the mother so sad.”
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“I don’t think I like boys,” answered the Swallow. “Last summer, when I was staying on the
river, there were two rude boys, the miller’s sons, who were always throwing stones at
me. They never hit me, of course; we swallows fly far too well for that, and besides, I come
of a family famous for its agility; but still, it was a mark of disrespect.”
But the Happy Prince looked so sad that the little Swallow was sorry. “It is very cold here,”
he said; “but I will stay with you for one night, and be your messenger.”
“Thank you, little Swallow,” said the Prince.
So the Swallow picked out the great ruby from the Prince’s sword, and flew away with it in
his beak over the roofs of the town.
He passed by the cathedral tower, where the white marble angels were sculptured. He passed
by the palace and heard the sound of dancing. A beautiful girl came out on the balcony with
her lover. “How wonderful the stars are,” he said to her, “and how wonderful is the power of
love!”
“I hope my dress will be ready in time for the State-ball,” she answered; “I have ordered
passion-flowers to be embroidered on it; but the seamstresses are so lazy.”
He passed over the river, and saw the lanterns hanging to the masts of the ships. He passed
over the Ghetto, and saw the old Jews bargaining with each other, and weighing out money in
copper scales. At last he came to the poor house and looked in. The boy was tossing
feverishly on his bed, and the mother had fallen asleep, she was so tired. In he hopped, and
laid the great ruby on the table beside the woman’s thimble. Then he flew gently round the
bed, fanning the boy’s forehead with his wings. “How cool I feel,” said the boy, “I must be
getting better”; and he sank into a delicious slumber.
Then the Swallow flew back to the Happy Prince, and told him what he had done. “It is
curious,” he remarked, “but I feel quite warm now, although it is so cold.”
“That is because you have done a good action,” said the Prince. And the little Swallow began
to think, and then he fell asleep. Thinking always made him sleepy.
When day broke he flew down to the river and had a bath. “What a remarkable
phenomenon,” said the Professor of Ornithology as he was passing over the bridge. “A
swallow in winter!” And he wrote a long letter about it to the local newspaper. Every one
quoted it, it was full of so many words that they could not understand.
“To-night I go to Egypt,” said the Swallow, and he was in high spirits at the prospect. He
visited all the public monuments, and sat a long time on top of the church steeple. Wherever
he went the Sparrows chirruped, and said to each other, “What a distinguished stranger!” so
he enjoyed himself very much.
When the moon rose he flew back to the Happy Prince. “Have you any commissions for
Egypt?” he cried; “I am just starting.”
“Swallow, Swallow, little Swallow,” said the Prince, “will you not stay with me one night
longer?”
“I am waited for in Egypt,” answered the Swallow. “To-morrow my friends will fly up to the
Second Cataract. The river-horse couches there among the bulrushes, and on a great granite
throne sits the God Memnon. All night long he watches the stars, and when the morning star
shines he utters one cry of joy, and then he is silent. At noon the yellow lions come down to
the water’s edge to drink. They have eyes like green beryls, and their roar is louder than the
roar of the cataract.
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“Swallow, Swallow, little Swallow,” said the Prince, “far away across the city I see a young
man in a garret. He is leaning over a desk covered with papers, and in a tumbler by his side
there is a bunch of withered violets. His hair is brown and crisp, and his lips are red as a
pomegranate, and he has large and dreamy eyes. He is trying to finish a play for the Director
of the Theatre, but he is too cold to write any more. There is no fire in the grate, and hunger
has made him faint.”
“I will wait with you one night longer,” said the Swallow, who really had a good
heart. “Shall I take him another ruby?”
“Alas! I have no ruby now,” said the Prince; “my eyes are all that I have left. They are made
of rare sapphires, which were brought out of India a thousand years ago. Pluck out one of
them and take it to him. He will sell it to the jeweller, and buy food and firewood, and finish
his play.”
“Dear Prince,” said the Swallow, “I cannot do that”; and he began to weep.
“Swallow, Swallow, little Swallow,” said the Prince, “do as I command you.”
So the Swallow plucked out the Prince’s eye, and flew away to the student’s garret. It was
easy enough to get in, as there was a hole in the roof. Through this he darted, and came into
the room. The young man had his head buried in his hands, so he did not hear the flutter of
the bird’s wings, and when he looked up he found the beautiful sapphire lying on the
withered violets.
“I am beginning to be appreciated,” he cried; “this is from some great admirer. Now I can
finish my play,” and he looked quite happy.
The next day the Swallow flew down to the harbour. He sat on the mast of a large vessel and
watched the sailors hauling big chests out of the hold with ropes. “Heave a-hoy!” they
shouted as each chest came up. “I am going to Egypt”! cried the Swallow, but nobody
minded, and when the moon rose he flew back to the Happy Prince.
“I am come to bid you good-bye,” he cried.
“Swallow, Swallow, little Swallow,” said the Prince, “will you not stay with me one night
longer?”
“It is winter,” answered the Swallow, “and the chill snow will soon be here. In Egypt the sun
is warm on the green palm-trees, and the crocodiles lie in the mud and look lazily about
them. My companions are building a nest in the Temple of Baalbec, and the pink and white
doves are watching them, and cooing to each other. Dear Prince, I must leave you, but I will
never forget you, and next spring I will bring you back two beautiful jewels in place of those
you have given away. The ruby shall be redder than a red rose, and the sapphire shall be as
blue as the great sea.”
“In the square below,” said the Happy Prince, “there stands a little match-girl. She has let her
matches fall in the gutter, and they are all spoiled. Her father will beat her if she does not
bring home some money, and she is crying. She has no shoes or stockings, and her little head
is bare. Pluck out my other eye, and give it to her, and her father will not beat her.”
“I will stay with you one night longer,” said the Swallow, “but I cannot pluck out your
eye. You would be quite blind then.”
“Swallow, Swallow, little Swallow,” said the Prince, “do as I command you.”
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So he plucked out the Prince’s other eye, and darted down with it. He swooped past the
match-girl, and slipped the jewel into the palm of her hand. “What a lovely bit of glass,”
cried the little girl; and she ran home, laughing.
Then the Swallow came back to the Prince. “You are blind now,” he said, “so I will stay with
you always.”
“No, little Swallow,” said the poor Prince, “you must go away to Egypt.”
“I will stay with you always,” said the Swallow, and he slept at the Prince’s feet.
All the next day he sat on the Prince’s shoulder, and told him stories of what he had seen in
strange lands. He told him of the red ibises, who stand in long rows on the banks of the Nile,
and catch gold-fish in their beaks; of the Sphinx, who is as old as the world itself, and lives in
the desert, and knows everything; of the merchants, who walk slowly by the side of their
camels, and carry amber beads in their hands; of the King of the Mountains of the Moon, who
is as black as ebony, and worships a large crystal; of the great green snake that sleeps in a
palm-tree, and has twenty priests to feed it with honey-cakes; and of the pygmies who sail
over a big lake on large flat leaves, and are always at war with the butterflies.
“Dear little Swallow,” said the Prince, “you tell me of marvellous things, but more
marvellous than anything is the suffering of men and of women. There is no Mystery so
great as Misery. Fly over my city, little Swallow, and tell me what you see there.”
So the Swallow flew over the great city, and saw the rich making merry in their beautiful
houses, while the beggars were sitting at the gates. He flew into dark lanes, and saw the
white faces of starving children looking out listlessly at the black streets. Under the archway
of a bridge two little boys were lying in one another’s arms to try and keep themselves
warm. “How hungry we are!” they said. “You must not lie here,” shouted the Watchman,
and they wandered out into the rain.
Then he flew back and told the Prince what he had seen.
“I am covered with fine gold,” said the Prince, “you must take it off, leaf by leaf, and give it
to my poor; the living always think that gold can make them happy.”
Leaf after leaf of the fine gold the Swallow picked off, till the Happy Prince looked quite dull
and grey. Leaf after leaf of the fine gold he brought to the poor, and the children’s faces
grew rosier, and they laughed and played games in the street. “We have bread now!” they
cried.
Then the snow came, and after the snow came the frost. The streets looked as if they were
made of silver, they were so bright and glistening; long icicles like crystal daggers hung
down from the eaves of the houses, everybody went about in furs, and the little boys wore
scarlet caps and skated on the ice.
The poor little Swallow grew colder and colder, but he would not leave the Prince, he loved
him too well. He picked up crumbs outside the baker’s door when the baker was not looking
and tried to keep himself warm by flapping his wings.
But at last he knew that he was going to die. He had just strength to fly up to the Prince’s
shoulder once more. “Good-bye, dear Prince!” he murmured, “will you let me kiss your
hand?”
“I am glad that you are going to Egypt at last, little Swallow,” said the Prince, “you have
stayed too long here; but you must kiss me on the lips, for I love you.”
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“It is not to Egypt that I am going,” said the Swallow. “I am going to the House of
Death. Death is the brother of Sleep, is he not?”
And he kissed the Happy Prince on the lips, and fell down dead at his feet.
At that moment a curious crack sounded inside the statue, as if something had broken. The
fact is that the leaden heart had snapped right in two. It certainly was a dreadfully hard frost.
Early the next morning the Mayor was walking in the square below in company with the
Town Councillors. As they passed the column he looked up at the statue: “Dear me! how
shabby the Happy Prince looks!” he said.
“How shabby indeed!” cried the Town Councillors, who always agreed with the Mayor; and
they went up to look at it.
“The ruby has fallen out of his sword, his eyes are gone, and he is golden no longer,” said the
Mayor in fact, “he is litttle beter than a beggar!”
“Little better than a beggar,” said the Town Councillors.
“And here is actually a dead bird at his feet!” continued the Mayor. “We must really issue a
proclamation that birds are not to be allowed to die here.” And the Town Clerk made a note
of the suggestion.
So they pulled down the statue of the Happy Prince. “As he is no longer beautiful he is no
longer useful,” said the Art Professor at the University.
Then they melted the statue in a furnace, and the Mayor held a meeting of the Corporation to
decide what was to be done with the metal. “We must have another statue, of course,” he
said, “and it shall be a statue of myself.”
“Of myself,” said each of the Town Councillors, and they quarrelled. When I last heard of
them they were quarrelling still.
“What a strange thing!” said the overseer of the workmen at the foundry. “This broken lead
heart will not melt in the furnace. We must throw it away.” So they threw it on a dust-heap
where the dead Swallow was also lying.
“Bring me the two most precious things in the city,” said God to one of His Angels; and the
Angel brought Him the leaden heart and the dead bird.
“You have rightly chosen,” said God, “for in my garden of Paradise this little bird shall sing
for evermore, and in my city of gold the Happy Prince shall praise me.”
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The Student looked up from the grass, and listened, but he could not understand what the
Nightingale was saying to him, for he only knew the things that are written down in books.
But the Oak-tree understood, and felt sad, for he was very fond of the little Nightingale who
had built her nest in his branches.
“Sing me one last song,” he whispered; “I shall feel very lonely when you are gone.”
So the Nightingale sang to the Oak-tree, and her voice was like water bubbling from a silver
jar.
When she had finished her song the Student got up, and pulled a note-book and a lead-pencil
out of his pocket.
“She has form,” he said to himself, as he walked away through the grove—“that cannot be
denied to her; but has she got feeling? I am afraid not. In fact, she is like most artists; she is
all style, without any sincerity. She would not sacrifice herself for others. She thinks merely
of music, and everybody knows that the arts are selfish. Still, it must be admitted that she has
some beautiful notes in her voice. What a pity it is that they do not mean anything, or do any
practical good.” And he went into his room, and lay down on his little pallet-bed, and began
to think of his love; and, after a time, he fell asleep.
And when the Moon shone in the heavens the Nightingale flew to the Rose-tree, and set her
breast against the thorn. All night long she sang with her breast against the thorn, and the
cold crystal Moon leaned down and listened. All night long she sang, and the thorn went
deeper and deeper into her breast, and her life-blood ebbed away from her.
She sang first of the birth of love in the heart of a boy and a girl. And on the top-most spray
of the Rose-tree there blossomed a marvellous rose, petal following petal, as song followed
song. Pale was it, at first, as the mist that hangs over the river—pale as the feet of the
morning, and silver as the wings of the dawn. As the shadow of a rose in a mirror of silver,
as the shadow of a rose in a water-pool, so was the rose that blossomed on the topmost spray
of the Tree.
But the Tree cried to the Nightingale to press closer against the thorn. “Press closer, little
Nightingale,” cried the Tree, “or the Day will come before the rose is finished.”
So the Nightingale pressed closer against the thorn, and louder and louder grew her song, for
she sang of the birth of passion in the soul of a man and a maid.
And a delicate flush of pink came into the leaves of the rose, like the flush in the face of the
bridegroom when he kisses the lips of the bride. But the thorn had not yet reached her heart,
so the rose’s heart remained white, for only a Nightingale’s heart’s-blood can crimson the
heart of a rose.
And the Tree cried to the Nightingale to press closer against the thorn. “Press closer, little
Nightingale,” cried the Tree, “or the Day will come before the rose is finished.”
So the Nightingale pressed closer against the thorn, and the thorn touched her heart, and a
fierce pang of pain shot through her. Bitter, bitter was the pain, and wilder and wilder grew
her song, for she sang of the Love that is perfected by Death, of the Love that dies not in the
tomb.
And the marvellous rose became crimson, like the rose of the eastern sky. Crimson was the
girdle of petals, and crimson as a ruby was the heart.
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But the Nightingale’s voice grew fainter, and her little wings began to beat, and a film came
over her eyes. Fainter and fainter grew her song, and she felt something choking her in her
throat.
Then she gave one last burst of music. The white Moon heard it, and she forgot the dawn,
and lingered on in the sky. The red rose heard it, and it trembled all over with ecstasy, and
opened its petals to the cold morning air. Echo bore it to her purple cavern in the hills, and
woke the sleeping shepherds from their dreams. It floated through the reeds of the river, and
they carried its message to the sea.
“Look, look!” cried the Tree, “the rose is finished now”; but the Nightingale made no answer,
for she was lying dead in the long grass, with the thorn in her heart.
And at noon the Student opened his window and looked out.
“Why, what a wonderful piece of luck!” he cried; “here is a red rose! I have never seen any
rose like it in all my life. It is so beautiful that I am sure it has a long Latin name”; and he
leaned down and plucked it.
Then he put on his hat, and ran up to the Professor’s house with the rose in his hand.
The daughter of the Professor was sitting in the doorway winding blue silk on a reel, and her
little dog was lying at her feet.
“You said that you would dance with me if I brought you a red rose,” cried the
Student. “Here is the reddest rose in all the world. You will wear it to-night next your heart,
and as we dance together it will tell you how I love you.”
But the girl frowned.
“I am afraid it will not go with my dress,” she answered; “and, besides, the Chamberlain’s
nephew has sent me some real jewels, and everybody knows that jewels cost far more than
flowers.”
“Well, upon my word, you are very ungrateful,” said the Student angrily; and he threw the
rose into the street, where it fell into the gutter, and a cart-wheel went over it.
“Ungrateful!” said the girl. “I tell you what, you are very rude; and, after all, who are
you? Only a Student. Why, I don’t believe you have even got silver buckles to your shoes as
the Chamberlain’s nephew has”; and she got up from her chair and went into the house.
“What I a silly thing Love is,” said the Student as he walked away. “It is not half as useful as
Logic, for it does not prove anything, and it is always telling one of things that are not going
to happen, and making one believe things that are not true. In fact, it is quite unpractical,
and, as in this age to be practical is everything, I shall go back to Philosophy and study
Metaphysics.”
So he returned to his room and pulled out a great dusty book, and began to read.
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Winter there, and the North Wind, and the Hail, and the Frost, and the Snow danced about
through the trees.
One morning the Giant was lying awake in bed when he heard some lovely music. It
sounded so sweet to his ears that he thought it must be the King’s musicians passing by. It
was really only a little linnet singing outside his window, but it was so long since he had
heard a bird sing in his garden that it seemed to him to be the most beautiful music in the
world. Then the Hail stopped dancing over his head, and the North Wind ceased roaring, and
a delicious perfume came to him through the open casement. “I believe the Spring has come
at last,” said the Giant; and he jumped out of bed and looked out.
What did he see?
He saw a most wonderful sight. Through a little hole in the wall the children had crept in,
and they were sitting in the branches of the trees. In every tree that he could see there was a
little child. And the trees were so glad to have the children back again that they had covered
themselves with blossoms, and were waving their arms gently above the children’s
heads. The birds were flying about and twittering with delight, and the flowers were looking
up through the green grass and laughing. It was a lovely scene, only in one corner it was still
winter. It was the farthest corner of the garden, and in it was standing a little boy. He was so
small that he could not reach up to the branches of the tree, and he was wandering all round
it, crying bitterly. The poor tree was still quite covered with frost and snow, and the North
Wind was blowing and roaring above it. “Climb up! little boy,” said the Tree, and it bent its
branches down as low as it could; but the boy was too tiny.
And the Giant’s heart melted as he looked out. “How selfish I have been!” he said; “now I
know why the Spring would not come here. I will put that poor little boy on the top of the
tree, and then I will knock down the wall, and my garden shall be the children’s playground
for ever and ever.” He was really very sorry for what he had done.
So he crept downstairs and opened the front door quite softly, and went out into the
garden. But when the children saw him they were so frightened that they all ran away, and
the garden became winter again. Only the little boy did not run, for his eyes were so full of
tears that he did not see the Giant coming. And the Giant stole up behind him and took him
gently in his hand, and put him up into the tree. And the tree broke at once into blossom, and
the birds came and sang on it, and the little boy stretched out his two arms and flung them
round the Giant’s neck, and kissed him. And the other children, when they saw that the Giant
was not wicked any longer, came running back, and with them came the Spring. “It is your
garden now, little children,” said the Giant, and he took a great axe and knocked down the
wall. And when the people were going to market at twelve o’clock they found the Giant
playing with the children in the most beautiful garden they had ever seen.
All day long they played, and in the evening they came to the Giant to bid him good-bye.
“But where is your little companion?” he said: “the boy I put into the tree.” The Giant loved
him the best because he had kissed him.
“We don’t know,” answered the children; “he has gone away.”
“You must tell him to be sure and come here to-morrow,” said the Giant. But the children
said that they did not know where he lived, and had never seen him before; and the Giant felt
very sad.
Every afternoon, when school was over, the children came and played with the Giant. But
the little boy whom the Giant loved was never seen again. The Giant was very kind to all the
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children, yet he longed for his first little friend, and often spoke of him. “How I would like to
see him!” he used to say.
Years went over, and the Giant grew very old and feeble. He could not play about any more,
so he sat in a huge armchair, and watched the children at their games, and admired his
garden. “I have many beautiful flowers,” he said; “but the children are the most beautiful
flowers of all.”
One winter morning he looked out of his window as he was dressing. He did not hate the
Winter now, for he knew that it was merely the Spring asleep, and that the flowers were
resting.
Suddenly he rubbed his eyes in wonder, and looked and looked. It certainly was a marvellous
sight. In the farthest corner of the garden was a tree quite covered with lovely white
blossoms. Its branches were all golden, and silver fruit hung down from them, and
underneath it stood the little boy he had loved.
Downstairs ran the Giant in great joy, and out into the garden. He hastened across the grass,
and came near to the child. And when he came quite close his face grew red with anger, and
he said, “Who hath dared to wound thee?” For on the palms of the child’s hands were the
prints of two nails, and the prints of two nails were on the little feet.
“Who hath dared to wound thee?” cried the Giant; “tell me, that I may take my big sword and
slay him.”
“Nay!” answered the child; “but these are the wounds of Love.”
“Who art thou?” said the Giant, and a strange awe fell on him, and he knelt before the little
child.
And the child smiled on the Giant, and said to him, “You let me play once in your garden, to-
day you shall come with me to my garden, which is Paradise.”
And when the children ran in that afternoon, they found the Giant lying dead under the tree,
all covered with white blossoms.
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order as the months went by, one flower taking another flower’s place, so that there were
always beautiful things to look at, and pleasant odours to smell.
“Little Hans had a great many friends, but the most devoted friend of all was big Hugh the
Miller. Indeed, so devoted was the rich Miller to little Hans, that he would never go by his
garden without leaning over the wall and plucking a large nosegay, or a handful of sweet
herbs, or filling his pockets with plums and cherries if it was the fruit season.
“‘Real friends should have everything in common,’ the Miller used to say, and little Hans
nodded and smiled, and felt very proud of having a friend with such noble ideas.
“Sometimes, indeed, the neighbours thought it strange that the rich Miller never gave little
Hans anything in return, though he had a hundred sacks of flour stored away in his mill, and
six milch cows, and a large flock of woolly sheep; but Hans never troubled his head about
these things, and nothing gave him greater pleasure than to listen to all the wonderful things
the Miller used to say about the unselfishness of true friendship.
“So little Hans worked away in his garden. During the spring, the summer, and the autumn
he was very happy, but when the winter came, and he had no fruit or flowers to bring to the
market, he suffered a good deal from cold and hunger, and often had to go to bed without any
supper but a few dried pears or some hard nuts. In the winter, also, he was extremely lonely,
as the Miller never came to see him then.
“‘There is no good in my going to see little Hans as long as the snow lasts,’ the Miller used to
say to his wife, ‘for when people are in trouble they should be left alone, and not be bothered
by visitors. That at least is my idea about friendship, and I am sure I am right. So I shall wait
till the spring comes, and then I shall pay him a visit, and he will be able to give me a large
basket of primroses and that will make him so happy.’
“‘You are certainly very thoughtful about others,’ answered the Wife, as she sat in her
comfortable armchair by the big pinewood fire; ‘very thoughtful indeed. It is quite a treat to
hear you talk about friendship. I am sure the clergyman himself could not say such beautiful
things as you do, though he does live in a three-storied house, and wear a gold ring on his
little finger.’
“‘But could we not ask little Hans up here?’ said the Miller’s youngest son. ‘If poor Hans is
in trouble I will give him half my porridge, and show him my white rabbits.’
“‘What a silly boy you are’! cried the Miller; ‘I really don’t know what is the use of sending
you to school. You seem not to learn anything. Why, if little Hans came up here, and saw
our warm fire, and our good supper, and our great cask of red wine, he might get envious, and
envy is a most terrible thing, and would spoil anybody’s nature. I certainly will not allow
Hans’ nature to be spoiled. I am his best friend, and I will always watch over him, and see
that he is not led into any temptations. Besides, if Hans came here, he might ask me to let
him have some flour on credit, and that I could not do. Flour is one thing, and friendship is
another, and they should not be confused. Why, the words are spelt differently, and mean
quite different things. Everybody can see that.’
“‘How well you talk’! said the Miller’s Wife, pouring herself out a large glass of warm ale;
‘really I feel quite drowsy. It is just like being in church.’
“‘Lots of people act well,’ answered the Miller; ‘but very few people talk well, which shows
that talking is much the more difficult thing of the two, and much the finer thing also’; and he
looked sternly across the table at his little son, who felt so ashamed of himself that he hung
his head down, and grew quite scarlet, and began to cry into his tea. However, he was so
young that you must excuse him.”
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that generosity is the essence of friendship, and, besides, I have got a new wheelbarrow for
myself. Yes, you may set your mind at ease, I will give you my wheelbarrow.’
“‘Well, really, that is generous of you,’ said little Hans, and his funny round face glowed all
over with pleasure. ‘I can easily put it in repair, as I have a plank of wood in the house.’
“‘A plank of wood’! said the Miller; ‘why, that is just what I want for the roof of my
barn. There is a very large hole in it, and the corn will all get damp if I don’t stop it up. How
lucky you mentioned it! It is quite remarkable how one good action always breeds another. I
have given you my wheelbarrow, and now you are going to give me your plank. Of course,
the wheelbarrow is worth far more than the plank, but true, friendship never notices things
like that. Pray get it at once, and I will set to work at my barn this very day.’
“‘Certainly,’ cried little Hans, and he ran into the shed and dragged the plank out.
“‘It is not a very big plank,’ said the Miller, looking at it, ‘and I am afraid that after I have
mended my barn-roof there won’t be any left for you to mend the wheelbarrow with; but, of
course, that is not my fault. And now, as I have given you my wheelbarrow, I am sure you
would like to give me some flowers in return. Here is the basket, and mind you fill it quite
full.’
“‘Quite full?’ said little Hans, rather sorrowfully, for it was really a very big basket, and he
knew that if he filled it he would have no flowers left for the market and he was very anxious
to get his silver buttons back.
“‘Well, really,’ answered the Miller, ‘as I have given you my wheelbarrow, I don’t think that
it is much to ask you for a few flowers. I may be wrong, but I should have thought that
friendship, true friendship, was quite free from selfishness of any kind.’
“‘My dear friend, my best friend,’ cried little Hans, ‘you are welcome to all the flowers in my
garden. I would much sooner have your good opinion than my silver buttons, any day’; and
he ran and plucked all his pretty primroses, and filled the Miller’s basket.
“‘Good-bye, little Hans,’ said the Miller, as he went up the hill with the plank on his
shoulder, and the big basket in his hand.
“‘Good-bye,’ said little Hans, and he began to dig away quite merrily, he was so pleased
about the wheelbarrow.
“The next day he was nailing up some honeysuckle against the porch, when he heard the
Miller’s voice calling to him from the road. So he jumped off the ladder, and ran down the
garden, and looked over the wall.
“There was the Miller with a large sack of flour on his back.
“‘Dear little Hans,’ said the Miller, ‘would you mind carrying this sack of flour for me to
market?’
“‘Oh, I am so sorry,’ said Hans, ‘but I am really very busy to-day. I have got all my creepers
to nail up, and all my flowers to water, and all my grass to roll.’
“‘Well, really,’ said the Miller, ‘I think that, considering that I am going to give you my
wheelbarrow, it is rather unfriendly of you to refuse.’
“‘Oh, don’t say that,’ cried little Hans, ‘I wouldn’t be unfriendly for the whole world’; and he
ran in for his cap, and trudged off with the big sack on his shoulders.
“It was a very hot day, and the road was terribly dusty, and before Hans had reached the sixth
milestone he was so tired that he had to sit down and rest. However, he went on bravely, and
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as last he reached the market. After he had waited there some time, he sold the sack of flour
for a very good price, and then he returned home at once, for he was afraid that if he stopped
too late he might meet some robbers on the way.
“‘It has certainly been a hard day,’ said little Hans to himself as he was going to bed, ‘but I
am glad I did not refuse the Miller, for he is my best friend, and, besides, he is going to give
me his wheelbarrow.’
“Early the next morning the Miller came down to get the money for his sack of flour, but
little Hans was so tired that he was still in bed.
“‘Upon my word,’ said the Miller, ‘you are very lazy. Really, considering that I am going to
give you my wheelbarrow, I think you might work harder. Idleness is a great sin, and I
certainly don’t like any of my friends to be idle or sluggish. You must not mind my speaking
quite plainly to you. Of course I should not dream of doing so if I were not your friend. But
what is the good of friendship if one cannot say exactly what one means? Anybody can say
charming things and try to please and to flatter, but a true friend always says unpleasant
things, and does not mind giving pain. Indeed, if he is a really true friend he prefers it, for he
knows that then he is doing good.’
“‘I am very sorry,’ said little Hans, rubbing his eyes and pulling off his night-cap, ‘but I was
so tired that I thought I would lie in bed for a little time, and listen to the birds singing. Do
you know that I always work better after hearing the birds sing?’
“‘Well, I am glad of that,’ said the Miller, clapping little Hans on the back, ‘for I want you to
come up to the mill as soon as you are dressed, and mend my barn-roof for me.’
“Poor little Hans was very anxious to go and work in his garden, for his flowers had not been
watered for two days, but he did not like to refuse the Miller, as he was such a good friend to
him.
“‘Do you think it would be unfriendly of me if I said I was busy?’ he inquired in a shy and
timid voice.
“‘Well, really,’ answered the Miller, ‘I do not think it is much to ask of you, considering that
I am going to give you my wheelbarrow; but of course if you refuse I will go and do it
myself.’
“‘Oh! on no account,’ cried little Hans and he jumped out of bed, and dressed himself, and
went up to the barn.
“He worked there all day long, till sunset, and at sunset the Miller came to see how he was
getting on.
“‘Have you mended the hole in the roof yet, little Hans?’ cried the Miller in a cheery voice.
“‘It is quite mended,’ answered little Hans, coming down the ladder.
“‘Ah’! said the Miller, ‘there is no work so delightful as the work one does for others.’
“‘It is certainly a great privilege to hear you talk,’ answered little Hans, sitting down, and
wiping his forehead, ‘a very great privilege. But I am afraid I shall never have such beautiful
ideas as you have.’
“‘Oh! they will come to you,’ said the Miller, ‘but you must take more pains. At present you
have only the practice of friendship; some day you will have the theory also.’
“‘Do you really think I shall?’ asked little Hans.
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“‘I have no doubt of it,’ answered the Miller, ‘but now that you have mended the roof, you
had better go home and rest, for I want you to drive my sheep to the mountain to-morrow.’
“Poor little Hans was afraid to say anything to this, and early the next morning the Miller
brought his sheep round to the cottage, and Hans started off with them to the mountain. It
took him the whole day to get there and back; and when he returned he was so tired that he
went off to sleep in his chair, and did not wake up till it was broad daylight.
“‘What a delightful time I shall have in my garden,’ he said, and he went to work at once.
“But somehow he was never able to look after his flowers at all, for his friend the Miller was
always coming round and sending him off on long errands, or getting him to help at the
mill. Little Hans was very much distressed at times, as he was afraid his flowers would think
he had forgotten them, but he consoled himself by the reflection that the Miller was his best
friend. ‘Besides,’ he used to say, ‘he is going to give me his wheelbarrow, and that is an act
of pure generosity.’
“So little Hans worked away for the Miller, and the Miller said all kinds of beautiful things
about friendship, which Hans took down in a note-book, and used to read over at night, for he
was a very good scholar. Now it happened that one evening little Hans was sitting by his
fireside when a loud rap came at the door. It was a very wild night, and the wind was
blowing and roaring round the house so terribly that at first he thought it was merely the
storm. But a second rap came, and then a third, louder than any of the others.
“‘It is some poor traveller,’ said little Hans to himself, and he ran to the door. There stood the
Miller with a lantern in one hand and a big stick in the other.
“‘Dear little Hans,’ cried the Miller, ‘I am in great trouble. My little boy has fallen off a
ladder and hurt himself, and I am going for the Doctor. But he lives so far away, and it is
such a bad night, that it has just occurred to me that it would be much better if you went
instead of me. You know I am going to give you my wheelbarrow, and so, it is only fair that
you should do something for me in return.’
“‘Certainly,’ cried little Hans, ‘I take it quite as a compliment your coming to me, and I will
start off at once. But you must lend me your lantern, as the night is so dark that I am afraid I
might fall into the ditch.’
“‘I am very sorry,’ answered the Miller, ‘but it is my new lantern, and it would be a great loss
to me if anything happened to it.’
“‘Well, never mind, I will do without it,’ cried little Hans, and he took down his great fur
coat, and his warm scarlet cap, and tied a muffler round his throat, and started off.
“What a dreadful storm it was! The night was so black that little Hans could hardly see, and
the wind was so strong that he could scarcely stand. However, he was very courageous, and
after he had been walking about three hours, he arrived at the Doctor’s house, and knocked at
the door.
“‘Who is there?’ cried the Doctor, putting his head out of his bedroom window.
“‘Little Hans, Doctor.’
“’What do you want, little Hans?’
“‘The Miller’s son has fallen from a ladder, and has hurt himself, and the Miller wants you to
come at once.’
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“‘All right!’ said the Doctor; and he ordered his horse, and his big boots, and his lantern, and
came downstairs, and rode off in the direction of the Miller’s house, little Hans trudging
behind him.
“But the storm grew worse and worse, and the rain fell in torrents, and little Hans could not
see where he was going, or keep up with the horse. At last he lost his way, and wandered off
on the moor, which was a very dangerous place, as it was full of deep holes, and there poor
little Hans was drowned. His body was found the next day by some goatherds, floating in a
great pool of water, and was brought back by them to the cottage. Everybody went to little
Hans’ funeral, as he was so popular, and the Miller was the chief mourner.
“‘As I was his best friend,’ said the Miller, ‘it is only fair that I should have the best place’;
so he walked at the head of the procession in a long black cloak, and every now and then he
wiped his eyes with a big pocket-handkerchief.
“‘Little Hans is certainly a great loss to every one,’ said the Blacksmith, when the funeral was
over, and they were all seated comfortably in the inn, drinking spiced wine and eating sweet
cakes.
“‘A great loss to me at any rate,’ answered the Miller; ‘why, I had as good as given him my
wheelbarrow, and now I really don’t know what to do with it. It is very much in my way at
home, and it is in such bad repair that I could not get anything for it if I sold it. I will
certainly take care not to give away anything again. One always suffers for being generous.’”
“Well?” said the Water-rat, after a long pause.
“Well, that is the end,” said the Linnet.
“But what became of the Miller?” asked the Water-rat.
“Oh! I really don’t know,” replied the Linnet; “and I am sure that I don’t care.”
“It is quite evident then that you have no sympathy in your nature,” said the Water-rat.
“I am afraid you don’t quite see the moral of the story,” remarked the Linnet.
“The what?” screamed the Water-rat.
“The moral.”
“Do you mean to say that the story has a moral?”
“Certainly,” said the Linnet.
“Well, really,” said the Water-rat, in a very angry manner, “I think you should have told me
that before you began. If you had done so, I certainly would not have listened to you; in fact,
I should have said ‘Pooh,’ like the critic. However, I can say it now”; so he shouted out
“Pooh” at the top of his voice, gave a whisk with his tail, and went back into his hole.
“And how do you like the Water-rat?” asked the Duck, who came paddling up some minutes
afterwards. “He has a great many good points, but for my own part I have a mother’s
feelings, and I can never look at a confirmed bachelor without the tears coming into my
eyes.”
“I am rather afraid that I have annoyed him,” answered the Linnet. “The fact is, that I told
him a story with a moral.”
“Ah! that is always a very dangerous thing to do,” said the Duck.
And I quite agree with her.
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So at the end of the King’s garden a great stand had been set up, and as soon as the Royal
Pyrotechnist had put everything in its proper place, the fireworks began to talk to each other.
“The world is certainly very beautiful,” cried a little Squib. “Just look at those yellow
tulips. Why! if they were real crackers they could not be lovelier. I am very glad I have
travelled. Travel improves the mind wonderfully, and does away with all one’s prejudices.”
“The King’s garden is not the world, you foolish squib,” said a big Roman Candle; “the
world is an enormous place, and it would take you three days to see it thoroughly.”
“Any place you love is the world to you,” exclaimed a pensive Catherine Wheel, who had
been attached to an old deal box in early life, and prided herself on her broken heart; “but
love is not fashionable any more, the poets have killed it. They wrote so much about it that
nobody believed them, and I am not surprised. True love suffers, and is silent. I remember
myself once—But it is no matter now. Romance is a thing of the past.”
“Nonsense!” said the Roman Candle, “Romance never dies. It is like the moon, and lives for
ever. The bride and bridegroom, for instance, love each other very dearly. I heard all about
them this morning from a brown-paper cartridge, who happened to be staying in the same
drawer as myself, and knew the latest Court news.”
But the Catherine Wheel shook her head. “Romance is dead, Romance is dead, Romance is
dead,” she murmured. She was one of those people who think that, if you say the same thing
over and over a great many times, it becomes true in the end.
Suddenly, a sharp, dry cough was heard, and they all looked round.
It came from a tall, supercilious-looking Rocket, who was tied to the end of a long stick. He
always coughed before he made any observation, so as to attract attention.
“Ahem! ahem!” he said, and everybody listened except the poor Catherine Wheel, who was
still shaking her head, and murmuring, “Romance is dead.”
“Order! order!” cried out a Cracker. He was something of a politician, and had always taken
a prominent part in the local elections, so he knew the proper Parliamentary expressions to
use.
“Quite dead,” whispered the Catherine Wheel, and she went off to sleep.
As soon as there was perfect silence, the Rocket coughed a third time and began. He spoke
with a very slow, distinct voice, as if he was dictating his memoirs, and always looked over
the shoulder of the person to whom he was talking. In fact, he had a most distinguished
manner.
“How fortunate it is for the King’s son,” he remarked, “that he is to be married on the very
day on which I am to be let off. Really, if it had been arranged beforehand, it could not have
turned out better for him; but, Princes are always lucky.”
“Dear me!” said the little Squib, “I thought it was quite the other way, and that we were to be
let off in the Prince’s honour.”
“It may be so with you,” he answered; “indeed, I have no doubt that it is, but with me it is
different. I am a very remarkable Rocket, and come of remarkable parents. My mother was
the most celebrated Catherine Wheel of her day, and was renowned for her graceful
dancing. When she made her great public appearance she spun round nineteen times before
she went out, and each time that she did so she threw into the air seven pink stars. She was
three feet and a half in diameter, and made of the very best gunpowder. My father was a
Rocket like myself, and of French extraction. He flew so high that the people were afraid
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that he would never come down again. He did, though, for he was of a kindly disposition,
and he made a most brilliant descent in a shower of golden rain. The newspapers wrote about
his performance in very flattering terms. Indeed, the Court Gazette called him a triumph of
Pylotechnic art.”
“Pyrotechnic, Pyrotechnic, you mean,” said a Bengal Light; “I know it is Pyrotechnic, for I
saw it written on my own canister.”
“Well, I said Pylotechnic,” answered the Rocket, in a severe tone of voice, and the Bengal
Light felt so crushed that he began at once to bully the little squibs, in order to show that he
was still a person of some importance.
“I was saying,” continued the Rocket, “I was saying—What was I saying?”
“You were talking about yourself,” replied the Roman Candle.
“Of course; I knew I was discussing some interesting subject when I was so rudely
interrupted. I hate rudeness and bad manners of every kind, for I am extremely sensitive. No
one in the whole world is so sensitive as I am, I am quite sure of that.”
“What is a sensitive person?” said the Cracker to the Roman Candle.
“A person who, because he has corns himself, always treads on other people’s toes,”
answered the Roman Candle in a low whisper; and the Cracker nearly exploded with
laughter.
“Pray, what are you laughing at?” inquired the Rocket; “I am not laughing.”
“I am laughing because I am happy,” replied the Cracker.
“That is a very selfish reason,” said the Rocket angrily. “What right have you to be
happy? You should be thinking about others. In fact, you should be thinking about me. I am
always thinking about myself, and I expect everybody else to do the same. That is what is
called sympathy. It is a beautiful virtue, and I possess it in a high degree. Suppose, for
instance, anything happened to me to-night, what a misfortune that would be for every
one! The Prince and Princess would never be happy again, their whole married life would be
spoiled; and as for the King, I know he would not get over it. Really, when I begin to reflect
on the importance of my position, I am almost moved to tears.”
“If you want to give pleasure to others,” cried the Roman Candle, “you had better keep
yourself dry.”
“Certainly,” exclaimed the Bengal Light, who was now in better spirits; “that is only common
sense.”
“Common sense, indeed!” said the Rocket indignantly; “you forget that I am very
uncommon, and very remarkable. Why, anybody can have common sense, provided that they
have no imagination. But I have imagination, for I never think of things as they really are; I
always think of them as being quite different. As for keeping myself dry, there is evidently
no one here who can at all appreciate an emotional nature. Fortunately for myself, I don’t
care. The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense
inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated. But none of
you have any hearts. Here you are laughing and making merry just as if the Prince and
Princess had not just been married.”
“Well, really,” exclaimed a small Fire-balloon, “why not? It is a most joyful occasion, and
when I soar up into the air I intend to tell the stars all about it. You will see them twinkle
when I talk to them about the pretty bride.”
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“Ah! what a trivial view of life!” said the Rocket; “but it is only what I expected. There is
nothing in you; you are hollow and empty. Why, perhaps the Prince and Princess may go to
live in a country where there is a deep river, and perhaps they may have one only son, a little
fair-haired boy with violet eyes like the Prince himself; and perhaps some day he may go out
to walk with his nurse; and perhaps the nurse may go to sleep under a great elder-tree; and
perhaps the little boy may fall into the deep river and be drowned. What a terrible
misfortune! Poor people, to lose their only son! It is really too dreadful! I shall never get
over it.”
“But they have not lost their only son,” said the Roman Candle; “no misfortune has happened
to them at all.”
“I never said that they had,” replied the Rocket; “I said that they might. If they had lost their
only son there would be no use in saying anything more about the matter. I hate people who
cry over spilt milk. But when I think that they might lose their only son, I certainly am very
much affected.”
“You certainly are!” cried the Bengal Light. “In fact, you are the most affected person I ever
met.”
“You are the rudest person I ever met,” said the Rocket, “and you cannot understand my
friendship for the Prince.”
“Why, you don’t even know him,” growled the Roman Candle.
“I never said I knew him,” answered the Rocket. “I dare say that if I knew him I should not
be his friend at all. It is a very dangerous thing to know one’s friends.”
“You had really better keep yourself dry,” said the Fire-balloon. “That is the important
thing.”
“Very important for you, I have no doubt,” answered the Rocket, “but I shall weep if I
choose”; and he actually burst into real tears, which flowed down his stick like rain-drops,
and nearly drowned two little beetles, who were just thinking of setting up house together,
and were looking for a nice dry spot to live in.
“He must have a truly romantic nature,” said the Catherine Wheel, “for he weeps when there
is nothing at all to weep about”; and she heaved a deep sigh, and thought about the deal box.
But the Roman Candle and the Bengal Light were quite indignant, and kept saying,
“Humbug! humbug!” at the top of their voices. They were extremely practical, and whenever
they objected to anything they called it humbug.
Then the moon rose like a wonderful silver shield; and the stars began to shine, and a sound
of music came from the palace.
The Prince and Princess were leading the dance. They danced so beautifully that the tall
white lilies peeped in at the window and watched them, and the great red poppies nodded
their heads and beat time.
Then ten o’clock struck, and then eleven, and then twelve, and at the last stroke of midnight
every one came out on the terrace, and the King sent for the Royal Pyrotechnist.
“Let the fireworks begin,” said the King; and the Royal Pyrotechnist made a low bow, and
marched down to the end of the garden. He had six attendants with him, each of whom
carried a lighted torch at the end of a long pole.
It was certainly a magnificent display.
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Whizz! Whizz! went the Catherine Wheel, as she spun round and round. Boom! Boom!
went the Roman Candle. Then the Squibs danced all over the place, and the Bengal Lights
made everything look scarlet. “Good-bye,” cried the Fire-balloon, as he soared away,
dropping tiny blue sparks. Bang! Bang! answered the Crackers, who were enjoying
themselves immensely. Every one was a great success except the Remarkable Rocket. He
was so damp with crying that he could not go off at all. The best thing in him was the
gunpowder, and that was so wet with tears that it was of no use. All his poor relations, to
whom he would never speak, except with a sneer, shot up into the sky like wonderful golden
flowers with blossoms of fire. Huzza! Huzza! cried the Court; and the little Princess laughed
with pleasure.
“I suppose they are reserving me for some grand occasion,” said the Rocket; “no doubt that is
what it means,” and he looked more supercilious than ever.
The next day the workmen came to put everything tidy. “This is evidently a deputation,” said
the Rocket; “I will receive them with becoming dignity” so he put his nose in the air, and
began to frown severely as if he were thinking about some very important subject. But they
took no notice of him at all till they were just going away. Then one of them caught sight of
him. “Hallo!” he cried, “what a bad rocket!” and he threw him over the wall into the ditch.
“BAD Rocket? BAD Rocket?” he said, as he whirled through the air; “impossible! GRAND
Rocket, that is what the man said. BAD and GRAND sound very much the same, indeed
they often are the same”; and he fell into the mud.
“It is not comfortable here,” he remarked, “but no doubt it is some fashionable watering-
place, and they have sent me away to recruit my health. My nerves are certainly very much
shattered, and I require rest.”
Then a little Frog, with bright jewelled eyes, and a green mottled coat, swam up to him.
“A new arrival, I see!” said the Frog. “Well, after all there is nothing like mud. Give me
rainy weather and a ditch, and I am quite happy. Do you think it will be a wet afternoon? I
am sure I hope so, but the sky is quite blue and cloudless. What a pity!”
“Ahem! ahem!” said the Rocket, and he began to cough.
“What a delightful voice you have!” cried the Frog. “Really it is quite like a croak, and
croaking is of course the most musical sound in the world. You will hear our glee-club this
evening. We sit in the old duck pond close by the farmer’s house, and as soon as the moon
rises we begin. It is so entrancing that everybody lies awake to listen to us. In fact, it was
only yesterday that I heard the farmer’s wife say to her mother that she could not get a wink
of sleep at night on account of us. It is most gratifying to find oneself so popular.”
“Ahem! ahem!” said the Rocket angrily. He was very much annoyed that he could not get a
word in.
“A delightful voice, certainly,” continued the Frog; “I hope you will come over to the duck-
pond. I am off to look for my daughters. I have six beautiful daughters, and I am so afraid
the Pike may meet them. He is a perfect monster, and would have no hesitation in
breakfasting off them. Well, good-bye: I have enjoyed our conversation very much, I assure
you.”
“Conversation, indeed!” said the Rocket. “You have talked the whole time yourself. That is
not conversation.”
“Somebody must listen,” answered the Frog, “and I like to do all the talking myself. It saves
time, and prevents arguments.”
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“Oh! dear no,” cried the Rocket. “I am merely a visitor, a distinguished visitor. The fact is
that I find this place rather tedious. There is neither society here, nor solitude. In fact, it is
essentially suburban. I shall probably go back to Court, for I know that I am destined to
make a sensation in the world.”
“I had thoughts of entering public life once myself,” remarked the Duck; “there are so many
things that need reforming. Indeed, I took the chair at a meeting some time ago, and we
passed resolutions condemning everything that we did not like. However, they did not seem
to have much effect. Now I go in for domesticity, and look after my family.”
“I am made for public life,” said the Rocket, “and so are all my relations, even the humblest
of them. Whenever we appear we excite great attention. I have not actually appeared myself,
but when I do so it will be a magnificent sight. As for domesticity, it ages one rapidly, and
distracts one’s mind from higher things.”
“Ah! the higher things of life, how fine they are!” said the Duck; “and that reminds me how
hungry I feel”: and she swam away down the stream, saying, “Quack, quack, quack.”
“Come back! come back!” screamed the Rocket, “I have a great deal to say to you”; but the
Duck paid no attention to him. “I am glad that she has gone,” he said to himself, “she has a
decidedly middle-class mind”; and he sank a little deeper still into the mud, and began to
think about the loneliness of genius, when suddenly two little boys in white smocks came
running down the bank, with a kettle and some faggots.
“This must be the deputation,” said the Rocket, and he tried to look very dignified.
“Hallo!” cried one of the boys, “look at this old stick! I wonder how it came here”; and he
picked the rocket out of the ditch.
“OLD Stick!” said the Rocket, “impossible! GOLD Stick, that is what he said. Gold Stick is
very complimentary. In fact, he mistakes me for one of the Court dignitaries!”
“Let us put it into the fire!” said the other boy, “it will help to boil the kettle.”
So they piled the faggots together, and put the Rocket on top, and lit the fire.
“This is magnificent,” cried the Rocket, “they are going to let me off in broad day-light, so
that every one can see me.”
“We will go to sleep now,” they said, “and when we wake up the kettle will be boiled”; and
they lay down on the grass, and shut their eyes.
The Rocket was very damp, so he took a long time to burn. At last, however, the fire caught
him.
“Now I am going off!” he cried, and he made himself very stiff and straight. “I know I shall
go much higher than the stars, much higher than the moon, much higher than the sun. In fact,
I shall go so high that—”
Fizz! Fizz! Fizz! and he went straight up into the air.
“Delightful!” he cried, “I shall go on like this for ever. What a success I am!”
But nobody saw him.
Then he began to feel a curious tingling sensation all over him.
“Now I am going to explode,” he cried. “I shall set the whole world on fire, and make such a
noise that nobody will talk about anything else for a whole year.” And he certainly did
explode. Bang! Bang! Bang! went the gunpowder. There was no doubt about it.
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But nobody heard him, not even the two little boys, for they were sound asleep.
Then all that was left of him was the stick, and this fell down on the back of a Goose who
was taking a walk by the side of the ditch.
“Good heavens!” cried the Goose. “It is going to rain sticks”; and she rushed into the water.
“I knew I should create a great sensation,” gasped the Rocket, and he went out.
THE END
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