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Attack of
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T I T OS
W HY D O
TH E KI DS
S U D D E N LY
T H I N K TH E
O LD G UYS
AR E H I P ?

B E CAU S E
T H EY A R E .

What’s your
age again?

RACHEL ALEJANDRO

18 + CONTENTS ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS

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CONTENTS
F E AT U R E S

42 C L A S S I C
TITOS
The men behind the
middle-age memes

46 B M X B I K E
RIDERS
Throwback on two
wheels

52 D E E P F A K E S
Fake porn technology
goes even deeper

54 O F F I C E
S PA C E
Is working from home
the true answer to our
hellish commutes?

58 J A N E Y B
Someone’s causing a
rumble in the jungle

22
COVE R STO RY

R AC H E L
A L E JAN D R O
Now here’s a real
classic tita–if you
can even think about
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calling her one after

seeing this

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CONTENTS
VERGE PULSE

8 ON E 16 F OOD TR U CK
CH A M PI O N S H I P Life after food parks
G I R LS
Possibly the fittest 1 8 SHORT READS
Korean girl group ever Books for those long
drives to the beach
12 H OW TO B E A
TITO 1 8 M O N STE R
A field guide for the H U NTE R
high-waist crowd Hope you have no
other summer plans
14 SEX DOSSIER
Tales from the 2 0 AZUMI
peninsula No need to leave the
city for a good view

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74 HOW TO
STREAM

FITS BOOST

67
SURF BREAK
67 SURF BREAK
How to look as swell
as the waves
74 H O W T O
STR EAM
Earn cash by sitting in
front of your computer.

76 W H I S K E Y

78 CUSTOM BIKE Appreciating the

tito-est drink of all

77 S P E R M C O U N T
How’s your swim team
looking?

12
HOW
78 C U S TO M B I K E
All the things you can
bling out on two-
TO BE wheels
A TITO
 FROM THE EDITOR
What FHMers
The founder of Classic Pare® Titos and Titas of Manila have been up
makes a very good case for the success of his community: There is so much negativity on
social media it was inevitable that people would seek escape from it. Nostalgia became a way to this month
out.
It makes sense. The present is insane. The future is uncertain. Only in the past can you
find some sort of comfort. The thing about the past is that it could have actually been the
worst of times, but we have the luxury of filtering out the bad memories for the good ones, so
what is left is “a time when life was simpler and people were truly happy.” (Old Souls, p.42).
But we’re not going to be overly dramatic. We turn 18 this month and while we’ve done
a lot of remembering for this special issue, we also keep ourselves firmly grounded in the
present, as we’ve always done, and poking into the future, because that’s what it takes to stay
relevant.
In this issue: Our conversation with the Classic Pare® guy, not only about nostalgia
but about launching a successful social media community. His page has hit the two-million The BMXers ‘80s group
member mark as we write this, in only half a year since its conception. Imagine if you could strike a pose in their
that with your own little corner in Facebook. natural habitat, on the
Then we go the ‘80s pop culture route remembering BMX (Time Bandits of BMX, p.46). slopes of The Bike
We found another group of old fogeys on Facebook who, despite the addition of years and Playground
poundage, hold on to their youth by going back to a thing they loved doing then: riding BMX.
They can still do the old tricks.
For the kids who just got into their 20s but feel they should have been born earlier, we
offer some sage wisdom on how to act a different age (A Guide to Being a Tito, p.12). It
takes more than appropriating the reverse words the old guys liked to use back in the day,
like lodi—for one thing, you would have to skip a lot of all-nighters for early sleep. Boring?
Maybe. Cool? Why not?!
And finally we debut Rachel Alejandro on our cover. When she was a teen pop star in the
early ‘90s she would have reminded you of Debbie Gibson or Tiffany—that is, if you were also
a teen back then. I don’t know about you but the minute I saw her on That’s Entertainment I
knew there was something hot about her. I think Dingdong Avanzado saw it, too.
Rachel is now 43. She had just played a spinster in last year’s Ang Larawan. Really?! A
spinster? Looking like she does here? You’ve got to be kidding…

We actually have no
idea if these are real
workout poses but we’re
not complaining in the
slightest.
ALLAN P. HERNANDEZ
Acting Editor in Chief
allan.hernandez@summitmedia.com.ph

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REACTIONS
LADY IN RED
Myrtle is the lady in
red on FHM’s February
cover and I couldn’t be
happier. She’s really
done it all; singer,
actress, cosplayer, and
now two-time FHM
cover, the cosplay queen
is definitely back!
John Ariel Tortoza, via
Facebook

VALENTINE’S
SUCCESS STORY
I read your article on
must-try chocolates.
Guess what? I bought
some for a girl I liked
and gave them to her on
Valentine’s Day. I got to
ask her out but I think
she’s more in love with
the chocolates than me,
ha ha!
Allen Abion, via
Facebook

SNEAKER SAVER
I was ready to throw a
few of my ratty sneakers
away but thank god I
saw your article before it
was too late! Managed to
do some DIY restoration.
Thanks, fam!
Bry Panesa, via
Facebook

WHAT A WOMAN
The last time I
remembered seeing
Myrtle was on some TV
show. I remember her
as this cutesy teenage
girl. She has, without a
doubt, become a mature
woman. I’m glad she has
been able to accomplish
her dreams. She’s where
she is right now because
deserves it. You go girl!
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R I NG G I R LS SOM E WAR M
HOS P ITA LI T Y

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 PARK SI E N N A
Who’s your favorite One
athlete?
Angela Lee, because she’s
always so pretty yet so
tough, plus she’s Korean
and she always wins her
matches, ha ha! She seems
like a person who enjoys
her life when I view her
SNS (Social Networking
Sites) and doesn’t care
about how other people
think of her. Most Koreans,
including myself, really
care about how other
people perceive us.
Would you want to be able
to care less about what
other people think like
Angela?
Not really. I think we
should respect the things
that are deeply rooted in
our culture. It might be
hard at times but we care
about what other people
think because we respect
their opinions about us
and use them to be able to
improve ourselves in the
future.

FOLLOW THE
GIRLS!

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LU CKY M IZ IL I same understanding of our

What’s your opinion culture as we do. It’s kind
on people saying that of like how there are so
Koreans only look many versions of kimchi
beautiful because of in each country and they
makeup and surgery? taste really different from
This is actually the first what we have in Korea, but
time I’ve ever heard of this. it’s still kimchi right? It
Do people really think still represents our culture
that? Wow. I guess I’ll take and that’s the important
it as a compliment, ha ha! thing.
The trend nowadays in
Korea is becoming more
focused on natural beauty. LEE B OM Y I
In the past, girls like As you may have already
me would put on a lot of noticed, Filipinos are
makeup because that was crazy about anything or
the trend but now everyone anyone that comes from
is just focusing on having Korea. Are Koreans as
natural and healthy skin. into their culture as the
How do you feel about the rest of the world is?
trends changing? It would depend on the age
I think it’s for the best range. Most young people
since people can appreciate like following popular
how people really look. I trends set by pop idols like
was really unsatisfied with G-Dragon from Big Bang.
how I looked before because You would see every young
it was difficult for me to guy wearing similar outfits
find my own style. I always to what G-Dragon wore but
copied what was popular when guys become more
before but now since people mature, they eventually
prefer the more natural develop their own style KI M J I NA
look, I can now just that can still fit with the LE E B O M Y I
concentrate on making my trends.
own style stand out. What do you think it is
about Korea that draws
the interest of not only
K IM J INA Asian fans but western
How do you feel about ones as well?
Korea's culture reaching I think it’s because Korea
various parts of the is also influenced by a lot
world? of western culture. I think
I’m really happy that foreigners find Korean
the Korean way is well culture fascinating because
accepted by people because it is still a lot different
it gives more opportunities from their own but not too
for Koreans like me to foreign that they cannot
work all around the relate to it anymore.
world. Case-in-point, One But other Asian countries
Championship, ha ha! I are also very westernized.
think the management Why aren’t people as
chose us because of the invested in their culture
popularity of Koreans as well?
right now, but that doesn’t I think it’s just how
mean we’ll take it easy or international trends move.
anything! From America to Japan to
But does it feel weird that Korea to wherever… maybe
your culture has become the Philippines is next?
so widespread in the You can’t really tell what
every day lives of people will draw people’s attention
who have possibly never until it actually happens.
even been to Korea and All I know is, right now,
only know the culture I believe Koreans are
from what they see in making the most of their
social media? time in the spotlight.
If they’re not doing
anything disrespectful
then I’m okay with it.
We can’t really expect
foreigners to have the

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Change is inevitable. Whether it be our career, the people we hang-out with, or the
E X P L AI N E R places that we used to frequent. The meaning of things also changes. Being a tito
for example no longer requires you to have nephews or nieces. Now, it’s a lifestyle;

A guide to change that a guy goes through whenever he reaches the halfway point of his life.
Case in point: our bonafide titos, Chuck Isidro, lead guitar for Stellar, 49; journalist
Jay Taruc, 45; business man and sneakerhead Bigboy Cheng, 41; and broadcast

being a tito journalist Julius Babao, 49; who’ve all accepted their as tito-ness. Here are some cues
to check whether you're already classified as a legit tito by heart.

EMBRACING CHANGE
HAS NEVER BEEN THIS
COOL The Health
The Grumpy Tito The Cool Tito
The one who has the The one who doesn’t Buff Tito
tolerance of a baby. He take in his age, or at least The one who is now living
WORDS DENISE MALLABO complains about almost that’s what he’s trying a healthier lifestyle. You
ILLUSTRATIONS BORG SINABAN everything in real life or in to project. He still tries will see him at the gym
social media and it would to have a social life by regularly or cycling with
take a lot for him to smile spending time with his co- friends in Nuvali on a
for a photo. titos and being updated good day. He is conscious
with what’s current in the of what he eats and has
world. already quit a ton of vices.

W h i c h tito
are yo u ?

The tito age

24 “I became more
appreciative of the
blessings and the
simple joys that I used
to take for granted
when I was younger,”

43
If you were born
Taruc admits.

within the mid ‘70s

and early ‘90s, this A tito’s playlist is filled
already qualifies
What’s on the Tito Playlist?
with songs that he grew
you as a tito. At this up listening to. “I’m
age, you’d already C lassic R ock S low Ja ms OP M Hits Any t h in g constantly exploring
feel a certain type of The Beatles, Led Blackstreet, Eraserheads, new music since my
validation on what Zeppelin, Journey, Babyface, Shai, Rivermaya, t h at h a s Th e bandmates are composed
makes you happy in The Doors, Bon Boyz II Men, Az Parokya ni
life, and at the same
Gre ate st Hits of 24-year-olds, but I’d say
Jovi, Guns N’ Yet, R Kelly Edgar, Francis 65-70 percent of the time,
time, you believe Roses Magalona o n it I go back to the tito stuff I
that your patience listen to,” Isidro says.
on certain things
(i.e. heavy traffic,
loud noise, constant
whining) are always
being tested. 1 2

Th i n g s onl y titos “I noticed that my

friends and bandmates
“I started wondering how
can these young people
started asking me be so alive at 11 p.m.?”
c a n re l ate to for major life advice,”
Isidro says.
Taruc says.

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There’s also a noticeable slowdown percent a year after you’ve reached
Tito when it comes to your usual activities
and a keenness to cutdown or
30, causing a reduction in sex drive,
a change in sleeping habits, weight,
Mentality

Bod completely stopping vices.

The production of testosterone
mental, physical, and emotional shifts.
“I grew a beard,” Cheng shares.
Isidro’s priorities shifted
from living the textbook
rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle (i.e.
declines. According to mayoclinic. Facial hair. Because he can.
3-day benders, substance
org, testosterone decrease about one
use, smoking) to having
a more tranquil, stable,
happy, and greater ap-
preciation of life. Most
The Dependable titos would like to think
The Hobbyist Tito Hypebeast Tito that they’ve grown wiser
Tito His know-how and There are titos like Big through experience and
He’s the go-to guy when enthusiasm on a hobby is Boy and Babao who both there’s also that sudden
you have questions about astonishing. This particular think that life is too short satisfaction on the little
life. He has a pocket full tito makes it a point to to limit yourself when it things that life has to offer.
of wisdom and exudes find time for his collection comes to fashion. “Titos
mellowness. of “toys for the big boys” can wear whatever they
(i.e. bikes, cars, guns, want. Life is short so
expensive watches). wear what makes you
happy,” Cheng says.
Tito C r ushe s
Phoebe
Cates

Dawn
Zulueta

Alyssa
Milano
In terms
of recognition,
being a cool tito was SPECIAL Ina
approving for Babao. FASHION Raymundo
“I get a following from a ENTRY
younger group of people in
social media, which is much
different from the kind of
audience that I have on
Rio
TV and radio,” he Locsin
says.

Sleeping habits What’s Rachel

Inside the Alejandro
You had a long day at work and after dinner, you
slump on your favorite side of the couch while Closet?
watching something on Netflix. Next thing you know,
you’re already snoring—and it’s only 9 p.m. Snoozing Moira
has never been this quick to attack, you hardly felt
it coming. “I started sleeping early and waking up
• Bu tto n - d own p o lo Kelly
at 5:30 a.m. every day,” says Isidro. Same goes for • Tie s ( o r at le a st
Taruc. “I gave up staying out very late dahil inaantok
na ako or tingin ko sayang sa oras.” one)
Alice
• Bla c k a n d b rown Dixson
3 4 le at h e r b e lt
“I also made a
Wayne’s World joke
“I knew that I was already a
tito when younger girls I know
• A fo r ma l ja c ket Monica
reference and my started calling me Tito Tyen • Ca rg o s h o rts Bellucci
bandmates didn’t get instead of Kuya Tyen.” Cheng
it,” Isidro says. says. • Kh a k i p a n ts

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M omo
2 0 , P yo n g yan g , Ko r e a

Here’s the thing about being in the KPOP

industry: you’re always tired and on the road
that the closest thing you have to a date is
an interview with a ridiculously hot reporter.
Case in point, Dennis, the gorgeous journalist
sitting across me in my hotel room whom I’ve
been flirting with the past hour or so.
“Momo, as a KPOP star a lot of people look
up to you. You’re known for your sweetness
and charm. How do you maintain such a
wholesome ima—”
SEX DOSSIER Ugh, I’m tired of questions like this! “Look,
just because I’m a KPOP star doesn’t mean I’m
perfect. I have a naughty side, too! What if I

Korean pops
told you I wasn’t wearing any panties right
now?” I said with a sly grin.
“I’d say, “I find it hard to believe that,”
Dennis chuckled.
THIS GIRL WORE AN INNOCENT I got up, wrapped my arms around his
SMILE AND NOTHING ELSE neck and straddled him. He gasped as I
pressed my wet cunt to his crotch. “Well, at
least something’s getting hard.” I whispered,
pulling my dress over my head exposing my
D-cup breasts too huge for my petite frame.
“Fuck,” he whispered as he pressed his face
down my milky white tits, inhaling my sweet
scent. I moaned as he sucked my very hard
and sensitive pink nipples.
His hungry tongue explored my shoulders
and went all the way up to my neck. “Tell
me what you need,” Dennis whispered before
sucking on my earlobe.
“Fuck me,” I moaned. “Put your fingers in
me.”
Dennis reached for my pussy and rubbed
his fingers up and down my clit before sliding
two of them inside me. His fingers easily
slipped in and out of my wet lips, making a
soft sopping sound. I clung to his neck and
rode his fingers, he let out a growl as his
hands gripped my ass.
“Ughhhhh baby…” I sighed. “Yes…yes…
fuck!” I screamed as I came in his fingers.
PHOTOGRAPHY: KEVIN BRENT ESTRADA
Before he could say anything, I got down
MAKEUP RIA AQUINO; HAIR: JOSHUA GALVEZ;
and knelt in front of him. I gave him a sly
STYLING AND PROPS: SANCHO BERNARDO
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YO U R G U I D E TO
EVERYTHING
TRENDING

Edited by CHISE ALCANTARA

chise.alcantara@summitmedia.com.ph

TRU
CKI
Food on N’

the move
THREE FOOD TRUCKS
THAT GO TO WHERE TO
THE HUNGRY ARE

1 2 3

Left to right: Schmidt’s Gourmet Hotdogs, 1 Schmidt’s Gourmet Metro Manila. Their food trucks
Shawarma Bros, G.R.EAT Burger Truck. Hotdogs still attract long lines during meal

WORDS: MARIANNE SALAZAR; PHOTOGRAPHY: JONATHAN BALDONADO

Find them at Santolan Town Plaza, San Juan City
Hotdogs are always a times, and the clamor for their Beef
good idea. Filling and Shawarma Rice is still intense.
delicious, you just can’t TRY: BEEF SHAWARMA RICE (P169), BEEF
go wrong with them. No S H A W A R M A B U R R I T O W R A P ( P 17 9 )

A
mbulant food vendors are not a
new concept in the Philippines. wonder Schmidt’s Gourmet Hotdogs
We grew up waiting for the was an instant hit in the food truck 3 G.R.EAT Burger Truck
neighborhood taho vendor every scene. Dressed up in toppings like G.R.EAT Burger was born out of
morning and buy fishballs and pineapple, caesar dressing, kimchi, two grad school friends’ hankering
kwek-kwek from peddlers pushing and wasabi mayo, with handpicked for quality burgers to power them
their makeshift kitchens down busy combinations tempting enough to through all-night study (or inuman)
streets. We rave about the sisig from attract the attention of any hotdog sessions. What sets them apart is
the aluminum Jollijeeps in Makati, connoiseur, you can count on them their understanding that there is
and get excited when we see peanut for a hotdog experience like no other. beauty in restraint. Their menu
sellers in the middle of a major Don’t forget to get their iced tea, too! isn’t extensive, and their toppings
highway because that means we’ll TRY: WAGAMAMA (P130), CONEY ISLAND are simple enough: No unfamiliar
be stuck in traffic for a long time. (P145) cheese names and gimmicky stuff like
But colorful food trucks hawking chocolate and gold leaf, just quality
burgers, shawarma, hotdogs, and 2 Shawarma Bros ingredients that won’t take away the
even ice cream? Now that’s something Shawarma Bros was one of the first satisfaction of biting into a burger
we don’t see often, but would certainly food trucks to enter the scene, and instead of an overstuffed culinary
like to see more of. Read on for four one of the most in-demand. So in- monstrosity.
food trucks that caught our hungry demand, that they now have a few T R Y : T H E B A C O N B U R G E R ( P 17 0 ) , C H I L I
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The Little Prince lesson laced into its character sound like such a useful read?
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In this highly popular work of perfect for anyone looking for a Counterintuitive Approach to
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very least, after reading the novel,
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young prince who persistently of unlocked achievements. after a slap of reality. else is out having fun
in the real world. FH M

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FLA
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O N! E

The best view you can get in Metro Manila

TAKING A LOOK FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE CAN
CHANGE EVERYTHING
WORDS: KAT ZABLAN

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taring into scenic, nature-filled Imagine yourself lounging by the
scenery will always be calming poolside with a cold one in hand,
but have you ever thought that a watching the sunset merge with the
view of urban Muntinlupa could achieve cityscape while all those unfortunate
have the same effect? You never need to souls are trapped in standstill traffic—the
travel to some faraway mountain range epitome of schadenfreude. Just kidding…
again because The Azumi Boutique Hotel’s kind of. You don’t need to be guilty for
roofdeck infinity pool offers a vast view spoiling yourself every once in a while by
of the city’s skyline, which keeps you and having a really chill afternoon by yourself
your mind away from all the hassles of or with your family. FH M
everyday city life.

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GREEN LACE SUIT, TOPSHOP

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 COVERSTORY

ALEJANDRO

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photography words

ARTU NEPOMUCENO ALLAN P. H E R NAN D E Z

 H O W D I D YO U E N V I S I O N R A C H E L A L E J A N D R O W H E N S H E P L AY E D A
S P I N S T E R I N A N G L A R A W A N ? C E R T A I N LY N O T L I K E T H I S . G E N T L E M E N ,
T H I S I S A D E B U T T H AT ’ S B E E N A LO N G T I M E C O M I N G

photography assisted by IG NACIO GADOR

styling MEG MANZANO • styling assisted by SOPHIA BERNARDO
m a k e u p N I C O L E C E B A L L O S • h a i r R AV E N D I Z O N
shot on location MAR R IOTT HOTE L
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 n many pinoy teen movies from the This one had Rachel Alejandro in it: Pwera Biro, Mahal

I ‘80s and well into the ‘90s, if any

problem needed some solving, you
do only one thing: Go to the beach.
Rich kids trying to settle a bet
on who’s the better guy? “Hey, you
Kita—D’ Beach Boys (1996), starring Ogie Alcasid, Michael
V. and one time Miss Australia and Ogie’s future wife/ex-
wife Michelle Van Eimeren. By the title alone, you know
the beach formula solved the problem in the movie. Rachel
has a general recollection of it.
think you may be good at polo but “My love team partner was Rannie Raymundo. We shot
I bet I could beat you at any water most of the movie in Subic if I remember correctly. And
sport!” In an instant, a girl comes there was no script or anything. The staff just wrote the
up with a solution. “Hey, why don’t we all go to the beach?” dialogue and funny gags as we went along. All I had to do
This happened in P.S. I Love You (1981), starring then was wear sexy summer wear and look hot—that was pretty
young love team Sharon Cuneta and Gabby Concepcion. much my role. The “happy moments” jet skiing scene was
Just got kicked out from your last school and anxious lots of fun.”
about going to the next? “May bahay kami sa Baguio, gusto Now, a lot of you who were already around in the ‘90s
niyo dun tayo.” Okay, they didn’t immediately go to the might have forgotten or were completely unaware of
beach, but they did on the way down, meeting nice girls Rachel’s innate hotnesss. Maybe you think she got into it
while they were there. This happened in Bagets (1984), when she began her The Sexy Chef business 14 years ago.
which is a classic. But no, she already had it; she was, shall we say, “gifted”
Heck, you almost burned down your school in a in places. That beach movie, obscure as it is now despite
Foundation Day peformance of pandanggo sa ilaw gone it being on YT (it won’t even appear if you Google “Rachel
horribly wrong and the principal is furious? “Tutal galing Alejandro films”), showed Rachel’s clear potential that just
tayo sa initan, bakit hindi ho tayo magpalamig? Bakit wasn’t unleashed. Even in the movie itself you have to wait,
hindi ho tayo pumunta sa beach? Mag-excursion tayo!” or scroll, a full 1:25:12 to see her in a two-piece swimsuit,
This happened in Ma’am May We Go Out? (1985) starring which she rocked.
Tito,Vic and Joey, who weren’t teenagers but played high Looking back at it now, maybe there might have been
school students anyway. a small cult following of Rachel Alejandro As Sexy Young
Vixen. Maybe you were one of them, dear tito. If so, this is
where we will prove you right.

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WHITE SUIT, PUBLIC SCHOOL; SILK BRA, GIGI AMORE; HEELS, PARISIAN

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 fter more than 20 years Rachel

A Alejandro is revealing, maybe for the

first time, that she could have been
one of the biggest ST stars of the ‘90s.
“I got offered to star in a sexy
movie in the ‘90s—I’m not going to
mention the title because I think it
became a big hit and it made another
actress, the one who took the role, a
big star. It made her a very, very big star. I remember the
movies were called ST. Oh my goodness, for the millennials
out there, ST is Sex Trip, okay,” Rachel says.
CORSET, BENCH BODY; PANTS, H&M; LEATHER BELTS, ZARA; HEELS, CHARLES & KEITH

Yes, that was what ST was. It made sexpots out of

Gretchen Barretto, Rina Reyes, and Rita Avila—names only
the suki of Classic Pare® Titos and Titas of Manila have
fond memories of. Rachel could have created quite a stir, if
not a scandal, had she taken the risk because she was still a
teen pop star in many people’s minds and, hence, still a kid.
“[The movie] was really just an excuse to take my
clothes off. And it’s not what I was about. Not that I see
anything wrong with it, it’s just that… I mean if there’s
anything sexy in a film, I would like for there naman to be
a story or a point, kasi there are things that you wanna do
for money and there are things that you do because you
believe in it. As that point in my life I was already looking
for something that interested me,” Rachel recalls.
Not that she was a prude. Rachel remembers being one
of the first young song-and-dance solo act to wear, in her
words, risque costumes that today may look commonplace
but in the ‘90s was pure rebellion.
“No one was really wearing the costumes I wore [back
in the day]. Now, you watch ASAP and you’d see the
girls wearing, like, thigh-high patent leather boots and
all that—I was doing that in the ‘90s! I did those things
because that was what I liked, it was what I thought looked
astig at the time. It wasn’t an image, it wasn’t something
that I put on—it was what I felt [at the time], what made me
feel good singing and dancing.”

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 “When we began The
Sexy Chef, healthy eating
wasn’t even thing like it is
now. Now it seems like the
cool thing to do, instead of
getting wasted in parties
or doing drugs. We’ve even
published books now. We’re
on our third one, 21 Days
To A Sexier You and in it
I collate all my learnings
from nutritionists and
t 43, Rachel appeared in her first fitness experts to create a concrete 21-day guide to lasting

A ever starring role in Ang Larawan,

as a spinster. If a spinster suddenly
appeared in your bedroom looking
like this, what would you do?
Talk about sending mixed signals.
weight loss. I am proud of my work in that book. The
advice I give is precisely what I did when I prepared for
this shoot. They’re available on www.the.sexychef.ph by the
way, ha ha!”
From all these we can see that Rachel had been cut
“I know right! [laughs] I don’t out to be different from the outset, and the amazing
know if this is good or bad, but I thing is that, with the exception of her beginnings as a
think that I’ve made out myself to be teen star and, well, a few forays into the cliché (the beach
different every time, and people see that. This whole FHM formula), she has been doing this for well over two decades
cover experience has been surreal, especially coming from now. Longevity mostly works by going with the flow;
Ang Larawan—not only is this my very first FHM cover, Rachel only ever swims against it. This is about the only
Ang Larawan is also my first lead, as in lead role. How I explanation we can think of for a mainstream celebrity to
can switch from this to that, it’s a complete 180 degree turn devote years of her career to, say, theater.
for me. I mean, how dowdier can you get as a spinster in “I always have something going on, whether it’s a
Ang Larawan—the costumes were really pangit and our musical that I’m coming out in, like this coming April
director had forbade us to put on concealers so we would next month, I’m going to be in Monty Python’s Spamalot,
look like we had no makeup. And then…FHM! Ha ha! a musical comedy which is a wacky take on the legend of
Glamorous! King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. We had
Glam may be a little too reserved. The word, really, sold out performances middle of last year and we have
is “sexy.” repeat shows this April at the BGC Arts Center, Taguig.”
While this cover only proves what many have long seen, It’s fair to say, though, that this FHM debut is by far
the fact is that Rachel, with her sister Barni Alejandro- Rachel’s most unexpected performance yet.
Rennebeck, has been a pioneer in the wellness movement “It almost seems like I’m a late bloomer, but I’m so not!
when they established The Sexy Chef in 2004. You have to remember, guys, I started out at the age of 12,
and despite having reached my age there are still a lot of
things happening to me for the very first time.” FH M

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RED JUMPSUIT, PROMOD

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 T H E A D M I N S O F C L A S S I C PA R E ® T I T O S A N D T I TA S O F M A N I L A J U S T W A N T E D
P E O P L E T O H A V E A S M I L E O F N O S TA L G I A T O C O U N T E R T H E B A D V I B E S O N S O C I A L
M E D I A . T U R N E D O U T I T W A S J U S T W H AT E V E R Y O N E N E E D E D

WORDS
ALLAN P. HERNANDEZ

P HOTO G RA P HY
J O NAT HAN B AL DONADO

S HOT ON LO CATI ON
VE RSUS B ARC ADE
ADMINS OF TITOS AND TITAS OF MANILA

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holiday because of ASEAN Summit [that
happened in November 2017]? Classic Pare®
only went online in October of last year, and it
was during ASEAN that we grew by leaps and
bounds.
When everybody was doing nothing.
Yes, and there was a lot of downtime. And
then when work started the following week,
my friends were telling me, ‘uy pare hindi ako 1
nakatrabaho because I was so hooked on your
page.
There are many nostalgia communities
on Facebook, but what do you think made
Classic Pare® stand out?
I think it’s the selection of members that
we find. They have a lot of stories to share.
Although we were filtering membership on
the outset, we immediately began to let people
invite their friends into the community just to
ark Del Rosario, 38, founder of the Classic see how it would work.
Pare® Titos and Titas of Manila Facebook One thing we noticed about Classic Pare®
page, bookmarks the phenomenal rise of his is that apart from the pop culture tidbits
community to a particular time last year when on stuff, there are also a lot of childhood
people were doing nothing for a week. memories shared—life in the provinces,
And thus the first lesson we learn on how growing up with lola, picking fruits from
to launch successful online communities, or the neighbor’s tree, tatay from Saudi buying
campaigns for that matter, is timing. Catch that carpet depicting dogs playing billiards.
people at the moment when they are willing Do you think it’s these things that struck a
and have the time to engage. chord with the community?
With two million followers and growing Yes, it does. I think anything that’s relatable 2
in less than a year, Classic Pare® offers to the mass majority will be popular. It also
valuable tips in spades, stuff that other bigger really depends on your demographic. If I’m a
companies pay good money for. And we did music lover and I post about music it’s going
you the favor of learning them by engaging to hit all the music lovers of that community.
the man behind the page in stimulating In the same way, telling a story about your
conversation. Other tips he offers: be an expert childhood will attract members who went
on a subject, put together a team of like- through the same thing. I think the magic
minded souls, share experiences. behind Classic Pare® is that a lot of people
But in the end, the biggest lesson might found refuge in it. Social media right now
be: give people what they want. In this age of has a lot of negativity, and our page reminds
negative vibes in social media, maybe what we people of a time when they were truly happy
all need is a way out. And right now, nostalgia and life was very simple, when you didn’t have
is the perfect escape. to think about your paycheck, or paying rent,
those things.
Because you already run many communities,
and you have people work with you, does
What got you into creating Classic Pare® this mean that your pages are already an 3
Titos and Titas of Manila? enterprise? Do you now make money off of it?
It started as a food community. I actually No. Our goal really is to bring positivity back
co-founded nine Pare® communities, which to social media. There have been offers to
originated with Let’s Eat Pare®. I didn’t create advertise, but we’re very careful about those
the “pare” community with guys in mind, things.
the word is just my brand somewhat. It’s
something I use very casually; whenever I
talk to people I always put “pare” in the end, SOME OF THE ADMINS AND
even when I post on social media. I thought
“pare” was a very warm and welcoming word MODERATORS OF THE PAGE
to use, and also connotes being Filipino. After 1) Richie Santos, 43, Sales Director, Telco;
the success of Let’s Eat Pare® people started 2) IO Ramos, 35, Design Agency Project Manager;
to ask me about the next concept, so of the 3) Rachelle Estalilla, 38, Financial Services;
nine other “pare” communities Classic Pare® 4) Boyet Sison, 55, Broadcast Journalist/DJ;
was one that I came up with myself. I had an 5) Tiffany Aragon-Santos 40, Innovation Strategy
immediate feeling it would click. Pharmaceuticals;
As we speak Classic Pare® is 1.9 million 6) MC TIU, 38, Monochrome Ninja;
members and still growing barely a year 7) Koyen Cipriano-Dela Cerna, 37, Food Entrepreneur;
from conception. Do you remember the exact 8) Mark del Rosario, 38, Food Advocate;
moment when the page really went viral? 9) Kermit Penaloza, 37, Entrepreneur;
What was the exact post? 10) Andrew Benedict Navarro, 41, Property Consultant
It was not actually a moment, I would say it / Founder of Brave Warrior Kids Foundation
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TRICKS THEY
ACED BACK IN
THE DAY

WORDS
ALLAN P. HERNANDEZ
PHOTOGRAPHY
JONATHAN BALDONADO
SHOT ON LOCATION
THE BIKE PLAYGROUND
CIRCULO VERDE, QUEZON
CITYEASTWOOD
 thirtyplus
thirty
thirty plus
plus
years and
years and
eighty
eighty or
or
eighty or so so
so
lesspounds
less
less pounds
pounds
ago,
ago,
ago,
the boys of
Facebook group
BMXers ‘80s could
still ace their
that movie (RAD). My team then was
from Tondo, where I was then already
helping out at a bike shop there, and
I remember we would always ride out
freestyle tricks on to the CCP Grounds with the other
PK Ripper bikes BMXers to hang out and do tricks.”
and rock Vans sneakers in piped tube Some of them were even good
socks. They were younger, leaner, enough to get themselves into movies.
and lighter. They also felt the rush of “The really good ones ended up
youth—which back then they didn’t teaching tricks or being stunt doubles
think of as such because they were for movies like Ninja Kids [an ‘80s
just trying to be in the moment— Pinoy teen classic, with a climactic
riding BMX because it made them ninja fight on BMX near the end],
cool and different. 14 Going Steady [first movie of then
It could have been anytime teen sweetheart Gretchen Barretto,
between 1986 and 1988, when there Dominique Cojuangco’s mom], Anak
was a feeling of renewed freedom ng Demonyo [starring Ian Veneracion
in the streets. Every kid on BMX as a teen]. They were in TV shows,
had just seen the movie RAD on commercial ads, even on concerts
Betamax and were in awe that the whenever BMXers were needed,
back flip trick had been done in it for because it was a cool thing back then.
the first time. Of course, no one had Those rock star BMXers are members
the guts to do it, because their DIY of BMX ‘80s,” Belgica says.
halfpipe were set up on the street As it happens, even the old guys
and it was dangerous. Still, probably feel the need to connect, too, on
with Van Halen’s “Jump” blasting on social media, especially now that
boomboxes, they practiced on their nostalgia seems to be such a needed
other tricks. escape. So six years ago, an ‘80s
“Yes, it was a pretty cool time,” BMXer, name of Efren “Sony Bolus,
Jodic Belgica, 48, member of BMX based in Alberta, Canada, searched
‘80s and the unofficial bike exhibit Facebook to reconnect with former
person and spokesman for the group, BMX teammates and riding buddies
recalls with fondness. “Everyone back home. “Then he came up with
who was into BMX was influenced by the group to find more friends who

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development of Pinoy BMXers in
the Olympics, where we believe we
can excel because the sport does not
emphasize size, height, or built,”
Belgica says.
In the meantime, the group
relishes weekends when they can
be cool kids again. They may have
added on years and poundage, but the
attitude remains the same. “You won’t
believe that some of these people are
true professionals. Nakita mo naman
ang kukulit,” Belgica says of the boys
hamming it up for the FHM shoot.
“So what BMX trick is a true
classic?,” We ask.
“Definitely the cherry picker,”
Belgica says. It’s making the BMX
stand up on its rear wheels while
you straddle it from the head tube,
balancing for as long as you can hold
it. “The millennials getting into BMX
are amazed by it.
“Can the old guys still do it?
shared the same interest in the era. “You bet!” FH M
the group grew overtime and now has
over 4,000 members. About a hundred
are active members, doing rides and
events,” Belgica says.
While BMXers ‘80s remains a
social group, many of its members
have enough cachet in the community
as to possibly influence a bigger
goal. “One of our long-term goals Some classic BMX tricks (clockwise
from left): The Scurfer; The Hannah
(named after Motocross rider Bob
Hannah. Pinoy BMXers also called it
Uno); The Miami Hopper Overture

‘EVERYONE WHO WAS INTO BMX

WAS INFLUENCED BY THAT MOVIE
(RAD). MY TEAM THEN WAS FROM
TONDO, WHERE I WAS THEN ALREADY
HELPING OUT AT A BIKE SHOP THERE,
AND I REMEMBER WE WOULD ALWAYS
RIDE OUT TO THE CCP GROUNDS WITH
THE OTHER BMXERS TO HANG OUT
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‘YOU WON’T BELIEVE THAT SOME OF THESE PEOPLE ARE NOW
PROFESSIONALS. NAKITA MO NAMAN ANG KUKULIT’
 HOW IT FACESWAP TECHNOLOGY HAS ALLOWED
STARTED

November 2017
a Redditor by the
name of deepfakes
AVERAGE COMPUTER USERS TO
created a sub forum
called /r/deepfakes
where people can
post videos with
augmented faces. AUGMENT THEIR CRUSHES’ FACES
January 8, 2018
Another Redditor
named deepfakeapp
posted downloadable
software that ONTO PORN SCENES
allowed anyone
with a good
GPU with CUDA
(Compute Unified
Device Architecture) BUT WE THINK THERE IS MORE TO THIS TECH
support to make
deepfakes. “This app
acts like a blackbox.
Meaning you can
input anything and THAN GENERATING THE ULTIMATE FAP MATERIAL
the system will do
generation for you,“
says Nicko Caluya,

D E E P FAKE S
Master student, Nara
Institute of Science
and Technology.
February 7, 2018
Reddit banned
deepfakes sub
forums, which
had over 90,000
followers.

MEME
ESSENTIALS
Essentials to making
your own deepfake

HUNDREDS
PHOTO OF
SAMPLES

SIMILAR
BODY AND
SKIN TONE
WORDS
CHISE ALCANTARA

ILLUSTRATIONS
WARREN ESPEJO

FAKE APP
 ARE WE SAFE?

Thankfully, Philippine laws are capable

of helping people who have been
used as unknowing and/or unwilling
subjects for deepfakes. Philippine
laws state that the elements of libel
are: “(a) imputation of a discreditable
act or condition to another; (b)
publication of the imputation; (c)
identity of the person defamed; and,
(d) existence of malice.” Save for the
malice part, which has been the crux
of the matter in libel suits, the creation
of deepfakes fits this offense.
A few deepfakes creators appeal
to freedom of speech provided by the
US constitution but in the Philippines,
HOW DO DEEPFAKES WORK?
the matter is still unsettled since there
are different opinions regarding the
To produce a realistic fake video, both image databases interpretation of cybercrime laws and
(new face and face/body of the original) have to be freedom of speech.
compatible. “An algorithm will run through the whole video Admittedly, while some deepfakes
to recognize the original face and another set of algorithms seem like a clear offenses, until a test
case is tried in court and a landmark
will do a composite of the face we want to be augmented, ruling is put forth, then we won’t really
which will then be transformed and pasted into the video know the legal consequences of this
according to the position of the original face,” says Caluya. new tech.

FUTURE DEEP LEARNING

POSSIBILITIES
What differentiates deepfakes from technology
we already have? “Automation! This tech has been
around for a while now but people simply call it
faceswap. Deepfake is just a bit more sophisticated
because of “deep learning” or artificial intelligence.
AI Instead of an SFX artist painstakingly molding
GENERATED details of young Carrie Fisher’s face for a scene
FANTASIES
in Rouge One, we can just feed information to
a computer and have the program generate the
image on its own,” says Caluya.

Similar technology Untapped potential

WHERE DO Faceswap technology The only question left
has been used for unanswered is where do we
VOICE WE GO FROM several things before go from here? ”Hindi lang face
CHANGE HERE? it became mainstream kundi pati body animations,
because of snapchat and lighting, environment, camera
its recent pornographic shots, and the works. What’s
application. “Our lab has foreseeable is an ultimate
actually been researching visual fantasy na watch
fake memories for what you want according to
rehabilitation. Facewap what the system has learned
technology has endless about you. Wala pang enough
uses like bringing back sentience ang mga ginagawa
dead actors for film roles, nating machines to detect
FAKE VIDEOS and helping treat phobia what’s actually pleasurable to
AND MORE or trauma-inducing watch. It’s not as if the tech
FAKE NEWS episodes. Anything can is lacking, masyadong lang
be improved through a diverse ang mga taste ng mga
change in perspective,” tao,” says Caluya. FH M
says Caluya.
 26-year-old creative

T H E A LT E R N AT I V E
marketing consultant
Ronnie Yatco lives in Cavite
but his employer’s office
is in Cainta, Rizal. Imagine
if he has to endure the
daily commute. But he has
opted out of the rat race
by arranging a work-from-
home option.
“At first I was scared
[with the work-from-
home setup because]
I thought I might feel
underdeveloped career-
wise,” Yatco admits. “But
as you move forward, you’ll
find the responsibilities and
drive to meet deadlines
just the same as being
office-based, only
that working from
home allows you to
breathe.”
As a creative
marketing
consultant, Yatco
does graphic design
deliverables for
clients. Typically,
clients would email
him the job orders.
He starts with the
projects with the earliest
deadline.
Yatco also likes it that
he doesn’t have to spend
daily for transportation fare
or gas, corporate attire, and
pantry food, among others.
All he needs is a stable wifi
connection and a sturdy
laptop at home, and he’s all
set to work.
While working at
home, he says he can
also simultaneously watch
movies, exercise and do
cardio, tidy up the house,
read books, or even sleep.
Obviously, the boss isn’t
watching.
Yet, despite the work-

59
from-home setup, he's still
an employee who gets a
employees rated themselves highly salary fortnightly. “I enjoy
in embracing new technology the solitude while staying
principles, hence many of us can productive—all while being
out of work on gadgets and keep up with
the mushrooming work-related apps,
home.”

100 says a recent New World of Work

Index Survey.
 Raymond Cauilan
APPS FOR
previously worked in an
RK USING
office setup, but he only
lasted three months.
WO STA RTUP S
Richard Dacalos shares
“Doing office work is with us some of the
not in my blood, I guess. mobile apps that he and
I easily get bored doing his team use to manage
the same stuff [at work] every day. [I felt that] there was no growth.” Cauilan their startup:
has been a freelance fashion photographer for five years now. He shoots
fashion, portrait, and lifestyle for publications and campaigns.
As a freelancer, Cauilan likes it that he is his own boss and he can
design his job the way that suits his preferences. “You make decisions
for yourself, you set your own hours, and mas may time ka to do more “We use Skype and
research like lighting tutorials, conceptualizing shoots, and enhancing your Google Hangouts for
photography skills.” meetings especially
Cauilan adds, “You don't have to wake up early in the morning [to because we do so much
endure] the traffic on the road. You can conceptualize your own shoots any work with partners
time you want.” abroad.”
Richard Dacalos, creator
But being a freelancer isn’t as easy as it sounds. The bulk of work is
and cofounder of Upstart,
never guaranteed and there are moments when there is no client at all, says
a startup company that
Cauilan. Sometimes, there are clients that take too long to pay—unlike when
develops educational
you are in a corporate setup where you have the right to receive your salary
games, says having his “We use Trello to manage
monthly. Also, freelancers typically don’t have corporate perks like health
own startup gives him the tasks and make sure
benefits and insurance, among others.
flexibility managing his deliverables are on
own time that no other schedule.” According
alternative work options to its page on the App
can ever give. “I know the Store, “Trello gives you
time I spend is spent on perspective over all your
things that produce tangible projects at work and at
RK IN A
WO
results,” he says. home.”
Dacalos and his team do
not have yet an office space
of their own. For the most
part, they do their business
operations through their “WhatsApp and even
laptops and smartphones, Facebook Messenger
anytime and anywhere. “My have been ways for us
laptop is heart and center in to stay in touch with
the work that I do,” Dacalos partners.”
says.
Thankfully, there is
now an app for practically
almost anything, including
Skype for business “We use Tweetdeck to
meetings and WhatsApp manage our [multiple]
for swift messaging with personal and business
their partners abroad that Twitter accounts [all in
help startups oversee their one site].”
Many young Pinoys are venturing into startup business of late, businesses wherever they
but many cannot yet afford to lease a brick-and-mortar office. are. (see sidebar)
What they do instead is work at “coworking spaces”—somewhat a He adds that he uses
combination of a virtual office, business incubator, and networking his smartphone not just for
“We use Slack to organize
hub for startups. Among the more popular coworking spaces today his business transactions
communication.” Its
are A Space Manila and 47East. but even for his other
description on the App
A Space Manila has spaces in Makati, Taguig, and Cebu—all interests. “Digitally, I
Store says, “Slack brings
cities with a growing number of bootstrapping startups. But if always try to make my
team communication
you live north of Manila, you can opt to work at 47East located in time productive. I use apps and collaboration into
Katipunan, Quezon City. like Audible to listen to one place so you can get
Their spaces are an avenue where innovators, geeks, and artists audiobooks while stuck in more work done, whether
meet and can even find future business partners themselves. As traffic. And in my down time, you belong to a large
they are in a “coworking” space in general, startups can work with I use Duolingo to practice enterprise or a small
and help one another in all their business pursuits. Portuguese.” business.”
They also have features available in most corporate offices as But because all of his
well including fast internet, fair use of facilities such as meeting startup operations are done
rooms and office equipment, parking spaces, smoking decks, and on his devices, he is extra
free unlimited coffee and tea. Rates in A Space Manila can go cautious on where he keeps “All of the Google apps
from P500 a day to P70,000 a month and rates in 47 East go from his data. “I’m extra paranoid help us manage and
P3,00 for 4 hours for 8 persons to P25,000 for 8 hours for 130 and diligent about backing organize our business
persons. up on hard drives and using documents and
the cloud,” Dacalos says. collaboration.” FH M

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 NATURAL WONDER
WE STRIP IT ALL BACK FOR THE LOVELY JANEY B’S HOMECOMING

photography

XANDER ANGELES
OF EDGE OF LIGHT

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T
his isn’t the lovely Janey
B’s first appearance,
but it’s hella special:
not because of our epic
trek to our super secret
location (which she
handled like a champ,
by the way) but because
it’s actually the first time
we get to see her in the
flesh. So, what’s it like to
finally meet your dream
girl from IG after years
of anticipation? Well,
it’s true what they say:
people can look different
in person. In Janey’s
case, you’ll realize that
she’s actually kind of
petite, her abs and booty
need no filter, and her
bronze complexion really
screams summer tan
goals–she looks red hot
even if she’s romping
around a chilly jungle.
By the way, you can
be excused for thinking
this US-based model has
a foreign half lurking
within her–everyone on
set initially thought so
too. But, seeing her in
person–and watching
closely during her shoot–
the IG angles fall away
and you see that she can
pass off for one hundred
percent Pinay after all–
and she’s proud of it, of
course.
—ASH MAHINAY

stylist
K R I STI N E TOR I B I O
makeup
K I T K AT E C H A L A R
hair
S H E RY L L C H UA

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 Strong net connection Keep a schedule
“Some of the things that have held the Pick a day and time and stick to it. “Like
Philippines back from participating as a TV show, people will want to tune in
often as it could have in the live streaming to your show regularly,” Arrends says.
ecosystem has been access to high “However, if your stream and content
speed broadband and the hardware output is just random, viewers will not be
required for it,” says Sean Fee, Chief able to know exactly when to tune in. This
Commercial Officer of SplitmediaLabs / makes it hard to build an audience, hence
Founder of Player.me. “To be a streamer having a schedule is definitely important
is quite expensive, but the number of high for viewers to come back to see your
speed broadband providers seems to be content.”
on the rise”. Build your brand
Standard equipment “Whether you hire a graphic designer
“Every streamer has to have basic or do it yourself, there is huge potential
equipment,” says Luke Taylor, XSplit/ for branding on streaming platforms
Player.me Ambassador for UK. “A and social media,” Taylor says. “Build a
microphone, capture card, the usual brand and make your brand stand out
PC peripherals like keyboard, mouse, with graphics that look professional and
headset. Without them you wouldn’t even attractive.”
be able to make a start with gaming.”

LIFE ON THE
U PSWI NG

Edited by PEEJO PILAR

peejopilar@gmail.com

MANSKILL

Stream dream
WANT TO BE A PRO GAMER AND STREAM YOUR VIDEOS?
HERE’S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO

Game genre Be flexible

Are you a fan of horror games? Or Arrends reminds us that things can
maybe you prefer first-person shooters. change drastically, so always keep an
Pick a type and run with it. “This will open mind. “Now that you’re making
develop who will be your audience,” content on the Internet, there will be a lot
says Arthur Arrends XSplit/Player.me of opinion that do not agree with you, and
Community Manager for US/JP. “Even that's okay. Some opinion might actually
WORDS variety streamers will have a certain genre make sense, some won’t. But have an
PEEJO PILAR of games they will play to build their open mind to take in feedback that might
community off of.” help take your content to the next level.”
ILLUSTRATION Social media Have fun
MELVIN CALINGO Use the added reach of Facebook Taylor’s best advice is to enjoy what
and Twitter. “A lot of streamers tend to you’re doing. “If you are not enjoying
concentrate their efforts purely on the streaming then viewers won’t enjoy
platform they stream on,” Taylor says. watching, so make sure you’re doing what
“But it’s important to grow yourself as makes you happy.” FH M
an influencer across multiple platforms.
Using social media to your advantage can
really help grow your presence online.”
 MANSKILL

The gentleman’s
(drinking) game
CLASS UP YOUR ACT WITH A
TR E A C L E Step 2: Choose
LITTLE WHISKY EDUCATION your vessel
B U R NT The ideal glass is
WORDS RIA ESGUERRA
S H E R RY one with a narrow
mouth, so you can
There’s nothing wrong with being a beer guy, savor the aroma
but if you’re looking to show the tropa what OLD OAK
of the whisky, but
it means to be a boss, then it’s about time essentially, a short
you step up your drinking game. Follow this B U R NT
UMBER glass will do just ROCKS GLENCAIRN TULIP
guide to drinking whisky like a true gent and fine. GLASS GLASS GLASS
get into the spirit of enjoying spirits.
MAH O GANY
Step 1: Pick your poison
There are many different types of whisky and there POLISHED
Step 3: Pour it out
are a number of ways to drink them, too. Fun fact: MAH O GANY
Take the time to appreciate the spirit. Examine
There are legal requirements for distillers to be
the color of the liquor. Depending on the age of
able to call it a bourbon or a Scotch, for example. TAW N Y
the whisky and the wood used to age it, whisky
Whisky makers are bound by law when naming
can come in a whole spectrum of colors.
their whiskies. Here’s what you need to know:
R U S S E TM U S C AT Swirl it around in the glass slowly and
Whisky vs. Whiskey The spelling depends on
gently to release the aromas just enough
where the spirit is distilled. If the country of origin
C H E S TN U TP L O R O S O without making the smell of the alcohol come
has the letter ‘e’ in its name, then it’s whiskey.
S H E R RY out too strongly. Then add a teaspoon to a
Otherwise, it’s whisky. (Whisky: Scotland, Canada,
splash of distilled water to kill the alcohol a bit
Japan; Whiskey: US, Ireland)
BURNISHED and allow you to taste more of the profiles in
Bourbon whiskey Made from at least 51 percent
your whisky.
corn. Produced mostly in the US—Kentucky, to
DEEP
be specific—bourbon doesn’t hold the same age
COPPER
minimum as Scotch and other whiskies.
Canadian whisky Contains rye. Also called Rye A M O NT I L L A D O Step 4: Sláinte!*
whisky. S H E R RY To fully enjoy your whisky drinking experience,
Scotch whisky The requirements for Scotch is start by nosing or smelling it. Go for small whiffs.
probably the strictest of them all. Must be made DEEP
GOLD Not deep breaths. Inhale the flavors and the
in Scotland, aged in oak barrels for at least three aromas. Some whiskies are citrusy, some have the
years, with a minimum alcohol by volume content fragrance of dried fruit, while others smell just like
of 40 percent. AMBER
Christmas.
Japanese whisky Same characteristics as a Finally, take a small sip. Swirl it around your
Scotch but must, of course, be distilled in Japan. OLD
GOLD tongue. Make sure it touches your entire palate.
Single malt Made from barley only and must Give it time for the flavors to open up and make you
come from a single distillery. YE L L O W feel the different tasting profiles. Then swallow and
Blended malt Combination of single malt GOLD appreciate the finish of the whisky.
whiskies.
Blended whisky Combination of single malt JONQUIRIPE
CORN Step 5: Store your liquor properly
whiskies and/or whiskies of other grains. Keep it away from heat and direct sunlight, and
PA L E store vertically in a cool place. Always check the
WH I S KY CAN BE S E RVE D FO U R WAYS GOLD cork and keep it moist. You can keep your whisky
Cocktail Think Old Fashioned, Manhattan, Whiskey Sour, PA L E in its original bottle. But then, we say go big or
Boulevardier, Penicillin. S TA W go home. So while you’re at it, why not take your
With a mixer More straightforward than a cocktail. fancy pants out and get you a snazzy decanter
Popular mixers include soda water, ginger ale, and Coke. W H IT E to push the sophistication up another notch? For
On the rocks With ice. Clean and simple. WINE #InstaWhiskyConnoisseurCred. FH M
Neat As is, no ice. The way the whisky maker really wanted GIN
you to taste it. CLEAR
* It’s the Irish way of saying ‘cheers!’

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 H E A LT H

Shooting blanks
OR DO YOU WANNA PLANT
A TREE INSTEAD?

WO R D S
E R I K LI R I OS
I LL U ST R AT I O N
B O R G S I N A BA N

Men are one-half of the human Not all sperm have the usual shape varicocele, an enlargement of veins
reproduction engine. We have that of head, body, and tail. Some have two within the scrotum, hinders the free
ultra enjoyable romp in the sack and heads or two tails. Even if such sperm flow of blood raising the temperature
we say “Hi!” to someone new nine were to make it all the way to the egg of the area thus compromising sperm
months later. Fun and fruitful. cell, the union will most production. This is a
What if nothing happens? likely not result in a baby treatable condition and is
Some guys are really just into the months later. There are the most common cause of
humping but others do want a little also sperm that don’t move In fe ct i o n s ca n infertility.
young’un running around soon. Here right. Either the thing just af fe ct p ro d u ct i o n One more possibility
you are, doing the dirty at least two goes round and round not is having gone through
to three times a week for a whole year getting anywhere or the n e g at i ve l y something like the
but no baby bumps.
Urologist Arbee Bascuna says that
movement is not headed
for the egg cell. Talk about
a n d i n cl u d e s mumps. The testes is
very well protected
usually, guys who want kids should not knowing what your s ex u a l l y against infection, Dr.
look into their sperm counts. Most goal is in life.
guys will have around 20 million There is also the
t ra n sm i tte d Bascuna says, so that
sperm production is also
all the way to 200 million sperm per possibility of not having i n fe ct i o n s . safeguarded. Infections
milliliter of semen ejaculated. Normal sperm in the ejaculated can affect production
cum is around 2 to 2.5 ml so that’s semen. This condition, negatively and includes
around 40 to 500 million sperm in called Azoospermia, may be caused sexually transmitted infections.
one big pulsating burst of creative by an obstruction in the pathway of Another reason to keep sex safe all
material! It’s also normal for just half the semen and sperm or a flaw in the time. (Buy those condoms and
of those sperm to be viable, meaning the production of sperm itself. Dr. wear them properly when you wanna
it has the right shape and movement. Bascuna explains that a condition like play around, okay?) FH M

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THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW FAR YOU CAN TAKE A STOCK
SUZUKI RAIDER R150

The bike on steroids you see here is, the country. Trust us when we say
in fact, a Suzuku Raider R150. R150s that if you bring together hordes
are a sort of everyday mechanized of hardcore motorcycle riders in
workhorse for a lot of the working an event as big as the Raider R150
masses—for less than P100,000 you Summit, it’s like assembling a
get a motorcycle that you can rely battlefield of black-clad ninjas. The
on for the daily commute, or for MotoGP won the media’s choice award
pleasurable long mountain rides on in the motor show segment.
weekends. Plus it already looks good So what went into this two-
stock. wheeled hulk? Many of the parts are
But this one, christened the Moto too technical for the rest of us—he
GP by its owner Francisco Allan C. talks about changing rectifiers, swing
Pitogo, 43 , of the Suzuki Owners arms, racing gears, double discs,
Club-Zambales Chapter, is far from and adding a “fire storm” for extra
stock. So far from stock—Pitogo has power—but we can understand the
only kept the chassis, engine case, total bill for it: “The total value for it
and fairings (the shell in front of is approximately P150,000,” Pitogo
the bike that gives it its profile and says. That is more than what he paid
aerodynamics) original. Essentially, for the stock bike. “It took me two
he has only retained the components years to modify this bike”.
that make the R150 look like an So what does he get out of it? It’s
R150; even the engine has had to be expensive. Part upgrades never end.
bionic. And unless she’s a biker herself or
“Kailangan ko palitan ang mga likes backriding, the girlfriend or
parts if I want to join motor shows,” wife will not approve.
says Pitogo. “Ito na ang ang bisyo at libangan
We spotted this bike at this year’s ko. I’m happy that my wife is my no. 1
Raider R150 Summit held at the supporter. Sa mga motor shows hindi
World Trade Center in Pasay, an sila mawawala ng son ko sa tabi ko.”
annual event by Suzuki to bring That’s how you answer! We can
together Raider R150 riders all over almost hear the girls say. FH M

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