The Don & Mike Show Full Series Recaps starring Don Geronimo and Featuring Mike O'Meara

with Buzz Burbank, Diana Silman, Shari Liquor, C.L. Broyhill--see? see? along with Bobo Spewak and the Don & Mike family of tofueating dropouts from society (including Beth Ann McBride, Lisa Herndon, John Normand, the late Frank Murphy, Wendel Hall, Lisa Remedy, David Haynes, Dave Schreiber, Kim Boomer Anderson, Janet from Another Planet, Toya, Katie the Dump-Button Pixie and Slow Joe Ardinger) Last Revised: 27 July 2011 Very special thanks go to WDTace on RadioGodsForum ========================================================= Wed Jul 10, 1985: Same Songs, Different Order (a portion of The Don Geronimo Show on WAVA) In between songs and commercials from 1985: Flirting with Kim Anderson Calling Freda to deny an affair with Kim Karaoke with Billy Reed (aka Charles Broyhill) ========================================================= Wed Aug 6, 1986: Smile -- You're On Candid Radio (Breaks from the WAVA era when they were the Morning Zoo) with Jack Nicholson (Mike) Berate the Brides Trolling for the Xerox Olympics David Haynes and the news Maurice (Mike) with the sports news Jackie the Joke-man hotline Candid Radio (man swallows a corncob) David Haynes and the news with Arnold Schwartzenegger (Mike) Doni Gets the Cash Call David Haynes and the news Dialing for Dial-a-whatever services Maurice is upset Candid Radio (dullard swallows a corncob) Jackie the Joke-man hotline Dial-a-Message-in-Vietnamese ========================================================= Fri October 10, 1986: Boob-a-Lube (Breaks from the WAVA era when they were the Morning Zoo) Calling a DJ at a local country station Phoner with Freda about the upcoming trip to Dallas Eat My Shorts Hotline game David Haynes and the news

Pick C Quiz to win a trip to Dallas Phoner with some guy who runs a topless oil-change service David Haynes and the news and Kim Anderson with traffic Phoner to Dallas DJs for Redskins/Cowboys trash talk, with Dexter Manley Pick the Pros with Don's adopted mother Fran ========================================================= Fri Dec 5, 1986: Charlie & Harrigan Are Fired Anniversary Tribute (Breaks from the WAVA era when they were the Morning Zoo) David Haynes and the news Freda misses "Little Squirt" Kim Anderson and the traffic A Charlie & Harrigan internal sales tape Arnold Schwartzenegger (Mike) wants to do Broadway David Haynes and the news Alan Goodman discusses the hiring and firing of Charlie & Harrigan, remembers a remote at The Petting Farm, buying Brewster the Rooster David Haynes and the news Kim Anderson and the traffic Caller gets a birthday spanking Phoner with Redskin Dexter Manley ========================================================= Wed March 12, 1987: An Ego You Can Photograph From the Air (Breaks from the WAVA era when they were the Morning Zoo) David Haynes and the news, Kim Anderson with traffic The Dating Game Are we going to allow Robbie Nevil onto the show? David Haynes and the news, Kim Anderson with traffic Maurice (Mike) with the sports news Arnold Schwartzenegger (Mike)'s School of Acting The Dating Game (rerun) ========================================================= Wed June 25, 1987: Half-Wits (Breaks from the WAVA era when they were the Morning Zoo) David Haynes and the news, Kim Anderson with traffic Newspaper recap of a D&M bit about flushing toilets to vote for Gary Hart jokes What's My Nag? game The Late Frank Murphy checks in with the totals for the Free Money Thursday promo David Haynes and the news, Kim Anderson with traffic Maurice (Mike) with the sports news ========================================================= Tues May 8, 1990: Screw Them All (Breaks from the WAVA era when they were the Morning Zoo) Phoner with one of the last Fuller Brush door-to-door

salesmen Pissed off about a newspaper mention that ratings are down Phoner with Bart and Freda Outdated Celebrity Phone Numbers Dave Schreiber and the news LBJ Will Freda get lucky tonight? ========================================================= Tues Oct 9, 1990: The Pathetic Life of a DJ (Breaks from the WAVA era when they were the Morning Zoo) Dave Schreiber and the news Top 10 Wackiest Things People Eat for Breakfast Jammin' to the tunes Shotgun Mark Rivers: that dude has my air conditioner! Recap of a listener who won a trip to Bagdad-----Arizona! *honk* *honk* Phoner to Orphan Andy's in 'Frisco Calling the Joe Bob 900 Phone Line (real): slang names for breasts Phoner to nighttime DJ "Cadillac Jack" to welcome him to WAVA Dave Schreiber and the news Janet from Another Planet and the traffic ========================================================= Wed June 19, 1991: 30 Pieces of Silver (a show from WAVA when they were the Morning Zoo) Cavalcade The station has been sold to the christians D&M were told a week ago, walked out. This is their first day back: promise to finish out this and all of next week During their week off, Don went to Ocean City, Mike went to Atlantic City and lost Freda is glad Don's out of the house again David Letterman is leaving NBC tabloid article Phone scan Dave Schreiber's news (truncated) Sam Lipton writes to Carson asking to book D&M on the Tonight Show LBJ (Regis) Phoner with Sam Lipton about his letter to Carson Jason Hervey from The Wonder Years in-studio Jason hits the candy counter at 7-11 Phone scan Dave's Day Phone scan continues Casey Kasum rave-out tape ========================================================= Wed October 2, 1991: So Much For Radio, This is TV, Folks

Top 10 Redskins Assistant Coaches or Body Parts How Don and Mike met (Don's limo story) Phoner with Freda about Star Trek uniforms and halloween Calling the receptionist as cranks to complain about The Show Wacky story file: some woman who says she's carrying Elvis's baby Phoner to Major Bill Smith Trying to phone has-been TV stars at a hotel Going through old tapes of drop-ins Praise the Brides featuring Katherine Graham (Mike) Strippers come in to christen the new studio Freda wants to have sex while wearing Star Trek costumes Going through old tapes of drop-ins continues Maurice (Mike) on sports Phoner with some ditz about the Underwear Festival Trying to find Redskin Mark Rypien for his birthday LBJ (Arnold Schwartzenegger) Phone scan and goodbye ========================================================= Mon Mar 9, 1992: Hershey Highway Love Connection (a fragment from a WJFK show) A portion of Highway Love Connection Outside on the corner to pick winners to see Wayne's World Mike tries to put on a thong teddy Freda is too cool for thong leotards ========================================================= Mon Aug 17, 1992: The Memphis Riot (The Monday after the Graceland broadcast debacle) Graceland riot recap Phoner trying to talk to the pud who authorized the broadcast Freda, Big Freda and Bart go to see some psychic in Hagerstown, hit The Pleasure Chest too Phoners to the people at Graceland who threw them out Ken Stevens in-studio to find out what happened Charly Stuangstabalac sees a commercial about a home pregnancy test Phone scan Mike hates Don's new shirt Buzzcast Phoner with Major Bill Smith Rerun of Friday's Memphis Riot broadcast Jerry (Stiller)'s Ford live commercial read Phone scan Buzzcast Caller plays a phone message with the pud who authorized the broadcast

One of the first Morning Zoo shows, including the hyenalike Johnny Nolan, Maurice (Mike) and snare-drum Buzzcast Pimping for people to join the party bus to the broadcast outside Redskins training camp ========================================================= Wed Sept 9, 1993: Be My Stallion, Earl Possibly getting invited to broadcast from Moscow Loni Anderson --oops, Burt's latest squeeze-- is turbo hot Two guys come in with animatronic love dolls that Ken Stevens ordered* Phoner to China--no singing allowed on the telephone Buzzcast Phoner with Freda and Bart about peewee football, school Best-of while D&M go to the airport to fly to a radio convention - Phoner to a transvestite hotline - Mike wants to play tennis with Don * - it was a practical joke ========================================================= Wed Dec 14: 1993: It's a Don & Mike Life It's a Wonderful Life, a D&M Christmas tradition (at least through the 1990s) ========================================================= Thurs Dec 15: 1993 through Mon Jan 3, 1994: Christmas Vacation ========================================================= Mon Jan 18, 1994: 4-Hour Polar Bear Club The anniversary show video had bad lighting Trolling for pregnant women for a mass wedding Checking on celebrities after the Northridge earthquake Lay King's article about going through the earthquake Meet the idiots who are sitting outside in freezing weather in their bathing suits ========================================================= Tues Aug 23, 1994: Beetles Are Eating My Head Buzzcast, Shari Liquor with traffic, and trolling for Strip Trivia Don has his son's Beavis & Butthead dolls Cavalcade The thing on Don's lip Phoner with cut Redskin Matt Elliott Freda busts Don about too many in-studio nudes Adult Baby World Hotline (Lay King) Phone scan Charly Stuangstabalac sings Aerosmith Buzzcast Doni Countdown with Larry Fine (Mike)

10. Pretenders: I'll Stand By You 9. Melissa Etheridge: Come To My Window 8. Spin Doctors: You Let Your Heart Go To Fast 7. Lisa Loeb: Stay (I Missed You) 6. Collective Soul: Shine 5. Gin Blossoms: Christine Sixteen 4. Roxette: Sleeping In My Car 3. Cracker: Get Off This 2. Garth Brooks: Hard Luck Woman -1. Stone Temple Pilots: Vasoline Jingle contest entries Chris Burke's new album Rudy Martzke ========================================================= Mon Aug 29 thru Mon Sep 5, 1994 (at least): Vacation ========================================================= Fri Sept 9, 1994: My Two Dicks Michael Jackson (Mike) has to spend time with Lisa Marie Presley Phoner with single millionaire and celeb stalker Paul Walton Entertainment news If we picked the Emmys Pick the Pros with Steve Sabol and Rudy Martzke The Adult Baby World Hotline (Werner Klemperer) Mom vs. mom cage-match to win a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger halloween suit Can You Get to 10? (Burt Reynolds and Dom Deluise) Don sings "My Two Dicks" (followed by a Show Opening to another show--only about 20 minutes, and more euphamisms for body parts) ========================================================= Mon Nov 7, 1994: Bye-uh (Just the first break) Freda's out of town, Don and Bart have a weekend in their own filth Bart has six book reports due by Monday Don trips the alarm, forgets the security code Bart is sick TV host John Curley solicits questions for his upcoming interview with Joy Philbin Don gets a note from the reverend about missing church Mike is the football wizard ========================================================= Thurs Nov 10, 1994: If I Could Turn Back Time It's a 1980s Show, featuring songs, tv guide listings, top 10 lists, and drop-ins from the decade

Also: - trolling for a family for Thanksgiving On the Mayflower - Don's father-in-law Les is recovering from a heart attack - Not buying it that Ellen Degeneris is hetero - Heavily bleeped liner for the Worcester, Mass affiliate - Calling an Alabama affiliate about a $30 cash call - Phoner with fans from The Party Bus ========================================================= Wed Dec 14, 1994: Rockin' the Reservation Tube the Teller game Bad DJ tapes - Patrick MacB - The Mays (Maze?) - RJ the DJ - Ernie Scar - Bad Billy Warner - Buzz Burbank - Screaming DJs from San Diego - Don as a baby DJ - Tom Gavin The Reno affiliate is running liners where Don says "Jesus *bleep*ing Christ" Vinnie the Elf Buzzcast ========================================================= Fri Dec 16, 1994: Crapped Out (Live from Reno, Nevada) Newspaper article about the visit, and getting the columnist thrown out of the audience Mike has 100 drinks on the flight out Gifts Walking tour of the casino, gambling Reseating people in the audience Buzzcast ========================================================= Thurs Dec 22, 1994: You've Got To Have Respect For Your Director Beatles fan club Christmas records Buzzcast It's A Wonderful Life ========================================================= Mon Mar 27, 1995: Stop that Plane, I'm a Federal Vegetable (only 1hour 24 of the show) The 2nd Ireland-trip fiasco -- D&M make it to Ireland but not to the broadcast site Don gets sun-poisoning in Puerto Rico Phoner to radio stations in Puerto Rico

Mike's country-style vacation to Myrtle Beach - gets the pregnant wife to leave at 5am to beat the traffic - stops at JR's Discount Cigarettees and Cigars and Perfume - goes to the antique auction, vissits an aircraft carrier, eats at all the truck stops - dinner at a Benihana-style restaaurant with a bachelotte party for two 14-year olds - eats chicken with his hands at DDolly Parton's Dixie Stampede Phoner to Jerry Hunt about Elvis being a vegetable if he'd lived If We Chose the Oscars (truncated) ========================================================= Mon May 1, 1995: Desperately Seeking Hugh Talking to a listener who's going to be in the Letterman audience Calling Walmarts about the new Kathy Lee clothing Freda on the tv news tape Don's neighbor leaves the garbage can out at the curb all week long Phoners to 4-hour club members OJ trial discussion Wacky Story File: - Some woman finds a frog in her frozen dinner - a Renuzit air freshener can with a dong mixed into the artwork Buzzcast Taking Bart's geography test Charly Stuangstabalac interview (toilet timer) Buzzcast ========================================================= Wed May 17, 1995: It Blows, It Blows Big-Time Live from Wichita Kans-ass Cavalcade The Funtones play the "Thank You Mr. Marconi" song and "Shock Jock Itch" Meet Buzz's dad Interviewed by KAKE Channel 10 Meet the board op Interviewed by Channel 12 Meet the Wichita GM, who looks just like Alan Goodman Don tries out a cop motorcycle Mike heavily self-medicates for his flight out - says the RedSox will win the serries because Don doesn't like baseball anymore - wants to kill another passenger - plays Truth or Dare with Buzz annd Shari

- sits down in the middle of the aairport and rolls up in the fetal position On the flight out, they go to the wrong hotel, throw a tantrum, have to eat a s--- sandwich Interviewed by the Wichita Eagle Meet Buzz's step-mom Phyllis Live in-person Phone Scan Buzzcast Listener gets spanked Reprise of "Thank You Mr. Marconi" and "Shock Jock Itch" The Eat the Apple Game (truncated) Buzzcast ========================================================= Fri May 26, 1995: Watch For the Weinermobile Robbay is back in Don's dog house Chris Burke's Poison Ivy Come to Jesus meeting with the 4-Hour Club slackers 4-Hour Club calls to slackers Dennis Rodman article Phone scan Gladys Kravitz from Wichita calls to find out when D&M tape the show Buzzcast LBJ (Bono) Buzzcast ========================================================= Mon May 29, 1995: Memorial Day Reruns ========================================================= Fri June 28, 1995: All In a Bucket with Eggs On Top Faxes from listeners Reach the Beach Hotline (Harry Morgan) A CD of crappy OJ trial parody songs A CD of Hanna/Barbera cartoon themes Mike discovers Stretch Armstrong Phonebooth Challenge ========================================================= Fri July 14, 1995: Bob Hope Torments Me Phoner with Sally Fox, who thinks Bob Hope is violently insane Argument with a caller over the Disney corporation Weeding the drop-in library The Skipper from Gilligan's Island restaurant story LBJ (Hop Sing) Buzzcast ========================================================= Tues Sept 26, 1995: The Citrus Spray Has Had Its Way Today Trolling for Strip Trivia Wacky story file

Listening in to Michael Jackson (Mike) Norv Turner Homemade jingle contest entries Phone scan, including Scooter from Mobile's first call Buzzcast ========================================================= Tues Dec 12, 1995: A Decade of Service (The 10th Anniversary Show) Cavalcade Old tape - call to Bill Reed about dating listeners Phoner to David Edgar (WAVA overnight DJ), station parakeet killer, Laurie Neff in the bathroom Old tapes - Charlie & Harrigan Shari gives anniversary gifts Old tape - A tiny bit of Freda when she was a DJ on WAVA Old tape - Bart does the weather Phoner with David Haynes Phoner with Lou Katz, who reads a tribute poem Sonny Jurgenson Phoner with the late Frank Murphy Old tapes - Bart on the phone Ken Stevens gives gifts Phoner with Jim Elliot Phoner with former GM Alan Goodman Phoner with David Lawrence Phoner with Fay Webber Phoner with inaugural producer John Noland Old tape - ordering Frank around Old tape - A rap by Special K Phoner with TK Tom Kent Buzzcast Phoner with DJ "Bean" Old tape - very early Charly Stuangstabalac Old tape - Raymond Burr and the Squirts Old tape - Kim Boomer Anderson Old tape - Original show opening Old tape - calling Dr. Fangboner Phoner - Dave Schreiber ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 23, 1996: You Know We Need a Spring Wardrobe! Pre-Show Cavalcade (includes the full version of "Gomer Says Hey") and pre-show Buzzcast Mike's dog Oscar gets loose Checking with predictions for the dead trifecta (Erma Bombeck and Jimmy the Greek) Kathie C Gifford's pissed off about her microphone Calling Regis & Kathie C to offer to buy her some clothes

Phoner with Rudy Marzke, whose new radio show is going great ========================================================= Mon May 6, 1996: Marry Me, Dennis - This recap follows the order of the mp3, and is very choppily edited Hotline to Heaven (Floyd the Barber) Buzzcast Signoff Don demands his car back Don's lost a lot of weight due to stress Mike's weekend with the snob Horse People Caller wants to defend Marge Schott's comments about Hitler Phoner to Marge Schott Attention whore Dennis Rodman's latest shenanigans Jack Diamond auditions new sidekicks ========================================================= Tues May 21, 1996: Roll 'Em In Flour Pre-show cavalcade Penthouse Forum for plumpers stories Buzzcast Network show cavalcade Listener has the hots for salesman CJ, wants a date Don calls Rene Auberjonwhatever from ST:DS9 to chat Penthouse Forum for plumpers stories Phoner with Freda, who is in Vermont picking Bart up from camp Scott the Dwarf has experience with BBWs Robert the Angry Mailman (not identified, but I think it's his voice) calls in to discuss doing a fat chick Can You Get to Ten? (John Goodman, Chris Farley, Al Roker, Shirley Hemphill, Rudy Marzke) Regis's personal trainer Radu in-studio Listening in while production guy Rick tries to cut a commercial ========================================================= Fri June 21, 1996: Slow Roasted Live from Wichita Kans-ass Cavalcade Pulling the plug on the closed-circuit video Wives Freda and Laura have come along this time Don's new clothes are ruined by a leaking Sharpie Hosing down a hot woman The Funtones play "Thank You, Mr. Marconi" and "Shock Jock Itch" Dennis Murphy dances in a cage Meet Gladys Kravitz, Wichita's biggest PITA fan Some dick from Zoning writes a citation for too many

banners Don performs a wedding Charlie Stossel LBJ (Bob Dole) Buzzcast Audience phone-scan Pick the Pros with Rudy Martzke Buzzscan ======================================================= Wed Aug 7, 1996: Ford: Found On Road Dead Cavalcade Freda gives Don a 1966 Mustang for their anniversary, which breaks down Don is high on CANEI, Tony Robbins Trolling for the next Robbay Are their gay auto mechanics? [truncated] ======================================================= Thurs Oct 31, 1996: BwaHAHAHAHAHA! Going through the drop-in tapes Yo-Ho Mama, Halloween edition ========================================================= Friday May 2, 1997: 2 Fat Faries + Microphone British PM election results Some girl in California (Stacy) wants to have a 3-way with Don and Freda Phoner to Mammoth Erections Phoner with the winner of the Hump-off for Cash contest Phone scan Buzzcast Charlie Stossel LBJ (Dick from 3rd Rock from the Sun) Pick the Pros with a blockhead Howie Long Buzzcast (Eddie Murphy busted with a transvestite ho) ======================================================= Thurs May 22, 1997: Call Me Reba Kathie C and Rosie Odonell recaps Phoner to a listener who wants a wake-up call Pimping Donkey Basketball (June 28) Siamese twins Laurie and Dorie in-studio NBA and Charles Barkley comments recap Rememberances of guests past Buzzcast Phone scan It's All Relative Phoner with Good Vibrations about National Masturbation Day ======================================================= June 1998: Playing in the Mud

A truncated show. This portion is the Mud Jump contest It's All Relative ======================================================= Mon Dec 14, 1998: His Wig Ole Boody Phoner with Tom Shales about this year's Kathie C Gifford bash Weekend poker recap Don sees the new Star Trek movie Phoner with Leah Remini Baltimore gets a giant TV Guide Don tries to light a fire for the weekend poker game, almost burns the house down again Michael Hoffman (the real one) in-studio for Hanukkah ======================================================= Mon Dec 21, 1998 through Mon, Jan 4, 1999: Reruns ======================================================= Tues Jan 5, 1999: It's a C F Christmas Some of the studio equipment has Y2K labels On in York, PA Don meets CNN's Bernard Shaw at the company Xmas party Jesse Ventura wins the governship of Minnesota Caller rats out Rudy Martzke, who's going to be on a local radio show The marathon Xmas gift exchange with the in-laws Don meets celebrities on his Colorado vacation - Will Smith with his 30-person posse - James Caan is a dick - Michael J. Fox in the hot tub Don blows out his knee while skiing (not badly, hopefully) Crappy New Year's Eve Mike buys champagne from Costco, gets no respect Mike's vacation in Atlantic City Robb's vacation in Deutschland Bob Hope's sad, lonely Christmas ======================================================= Wed Jan 6, 1999: Would You Like Ketchup With That? [truncated mp3] Rosie O'Donnell's Chub club, and Maury Povitch's cruelest show ever Phone scan - Baldymore news, hon - Diarrhea and fart drop-ins CD Stupid things celebrities said, 1998 edition The two words that will stop any radio show ======================================================= Mon Feb 1, 1999: You've Worn Out Your Welcome In the Press Section, Sir Super Bowl weekend recap

- dinner at the non-existant restaurant that Rudy Martzke picked out - buying cigars with the Matt Elliott and the actress who plays his fiance - at the Commissioner's Party with an unknown Baldwin brother - meeting Eugene Robinson 24 hours before he's arrested for soliciting a prostitute - Mike's flight home on the ailing jet - Don's flight home with NFL offensive lineman Joe Jacoby - Kicked out of the press area Phoner to the Seahawks to find the guy who kicked Don out of the press section Super Bowl broadcast recap Phoner to NFL Security to find the guy who kicked Don out of the press section (Charly Stuangstabalac) ======================================================= Thurs Feb 11, 1999: The Gypsy Moth Teasing tonight's LVSS Teasing Dennis Murphy's freefall Superman's sex life Dennis Murphy jumps out of an airplane Cash call Planned protest for tonight's LVSS ======================================================= Winter 1999: Snow job Probably between March 8 and March 12 1999. This was rebroadcast on Sunday on KFH Why Don couldn't make it in to work on time ======================================================= Mon March 29 through Mon Ajdury 5, 1999: Reruns The boys are off for spring vacation ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 6, 1999: And a Good Time Was Had By All... Back on in Augusta, GA Teasing Thursday night's LVSS Entries in the Ugly Breast Contest First thing back from vacation: TV police chase Don's vacation on the cruise ship to Mexico - No overhead compartment space on the plane - "Why don't we have anything in common?" - Snorkeling - Noodles Levenstien, bad comedian Mike's Florida vacation - the parade at Disneyworld - the idiots in the character suits - Kathie C Gifford and family - sings I Love You Babe duet with his wife at karaoke

======================================================= Fri Ajdury 9, 1999: D&M, You Are On Your Own Upset over syndication problems Tom Gavin's latest radio skimmer audition tape Teasing the weekend poker party Phone scan Pick the Pros with Hannah Storm Ken Stevens says that D&M are on their own ======================================================= Fri May 14, 1999: Delightful! Delightful! The Best Show We've Ever Done! Live from the radio station in a house in Hagerstown, Maryland Trying to get the phones to work The wives are coming to the LVSS Dennis Murphy in-studio to troll for girls the beach house, crashes and burns Pick the Pros without Charlie Steiner Charlie Stossel LBJ (Sean Connery) ======================================================= Mon May 17, 1999: Hi, You're Don! I Never Listen To Your Show LVSS debacle recap - Screwed by management - Dinner at the Hagerstown japanese restaurant - A guy with no arms gets into a fight with a guy who has arms Freda wants to have sex outdoors Don is insulted by the waitress who recognizes him, says she never listens to The Show Phoner with Leah Remini ======================================================= Tues May 18, 1999: Live from Mos Eisley on Tattooine [heavily truncated] Ex-Star Wars fan explains why she believed in the reality of The Force Buzzcast ======================================================= Wed May 19, 1999: There's Not Going to Be a Cuntroversy Trolling to get their names shouted at the Robby Canievel jump Newspaper column about that abortion of an LVSS from last weekend Rosie O'Donnell vs. Tom Selleck cuntroversy Mother and Father call Rosie O'Donnell's show to complain ======================================================= Mon May 24, 1999: I Think We're Gonna Need a Crappier Boat

Bad and Good TV: Home Improvement finale and the Michael Landon biopic TV movie Don goes fishin', catches a flounder, a puffer fish, a devil ray and a muddy sock Kids are talking during the new Star Wars movie Mike's star-studded celebrity weekend in Vegas for the De La Hoya fight Phone scan ======================================================= Wed June 2, 1999: I Played All Day with Mike Hunt Now on in Portland, Oregon Mike plays golf with Dick and Mike Hunt Getting dumped by the network board op for saying Mike Hunt Phone scan TV Theme challenge Don wants to buy a DSS test card so he can pirate satellite programming ======================================================= Mon June 7, 1999: Those Two Fat F---s, I'd Put Them In Their Place It's Freda's 44th birthday Jeff Hedges hates D&M Freda's birthday weekend at the wine festival ======================================================= Tues June 8, 1999: But They Had Nabors Up the Ass Ricky Martin is gay (and the first appearance of the Jim Nabors joke) Robb's weekend at the NRA shooting range The penis enlargement contest is off because the doctor showed up in a WaPo expose ======================================================= Wed June 9, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Wed June 10, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Wed June 11, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Mon June 14, 1999: What Are You Lookin' At? Meetings with Ken over syndication Don's weekend in Ocean City - Vanilla Ice has a meltdown in the restaurant ======================================================= Tues June 15, 1999: The Greatest Show in Town Teasing the Sacramento LVSS on Friday ======================================================= Tues June 16, 1999: Hey, Dude (part of June 15) Moron Grant Napier

Shaving habits Phoner with Earthdog brother Jim Cutting new bumpers with Dude Walker Why can't Bobcat Goldwaithe cohost Later Today? Shania Twain's teeth ======================================================= Thurs June 17, 1999: Room For One More, Honey Live: - It's a severely truncated show so the boys can fly out to Sacramento Phone scan Foreign release titles for There's Something About Mary Reruns: - Phoner with Uncle Fester voiced purported comedy writer Lean Gene - KHTK wants Dennis to go skydiving - Gay Planet of the Apes - Robbay interviews Star Wars nerds ======================================================= Fri June 18, 1999: Live from Sacramento (no mp3 available) ======================================================= Mon June 21 thru Mon July 5, 1999: Reruns (vacation) ======================================================= Tues July 6, 1999: Suck the Shrimp There's a hum in Buzz's studio Don's vacation at the beach Freda runs over dog Brandy, palms the dog off on her parents Big Freda calls too often Don sees Monica Lewinsky feeding at a restaurant The Wild Wild West movie wasn't that bad Your Porn name Phoner with Earthdog brother Jim ======================================================= Mon July 12, 1999: Ricky Martin Is a Gay (small portion of the show) Gays want Ricky Martin's hair style ======================================================= Tues July 13, 1999: A Clockwork Anus (small portion of the show) Phone scan Movie titles with the word Anus substituted are always funny ======================================================= Wed July 14, 1999: Duh, I Got A Suggestion For a Movie Title (cuncatinated onto July 13 mp3)

A call from Bart from Europe about a sugar cube fight Saleswoman Breta keeps parking in Don's spot MLB All-Star game recap Rating women Phone scan ======================================================= Mon July 26, 1999: 666 - You Married the Devil Phoner with Big Freda Freda is into Fung Shui Caller claims his girlfriend is obsessed with anal sex Caller claims he found some foreign matter in a can The ratings party gets postphoned Quizzing the Gerbil about movies JFK Jr's plane goes down Some numerology thing about whether your marriage will be successful ======================================================= Wed Aug 11, 1999: You Know I Vi-Buh-Buh-Buh The Ken Stevens Management Seminar Dr. Fran, the dermatologist, heals Buzz's eye problem Don and Broyhill go to Redskins training camp ======================================================= Fri Aug 13, 1999: Take a Shit Old Bit on the ABC Board The show is truncated for the Redskins pre-season pre-game show Live - Freda's girl friends say a woman she should be on the bottom during sex - Problems with the ABC board and the next LVSS - Charlie Stossel Reruns - Don hates John Elway - Don spends too much money - Enquirer story about Bob Hope ======================================================= Mon Aug 16, 1999: This Pleases Me Greatly Phoner with Earthdog Brother Jim about their wacked-out parents Elvis is still dead stories Buzzcast ======================================================= Tues Aug 17, 1999: These New Phone Numbers Are Messing With People Who Wants To Be a Millionaire is horrible Do people really own dogs, or are they just caretakers? Trolling for Strip Trivia Phoner to some spanish-speaking city in the US Phoner with some guy who wrote a book about Chippendales

Phoners trying to set up the 60-second interview Buzzcast ======================================================= Wed Aug 18, 1999: The Secrets of WJFK's Success Trolling for Strip Trivia Who Wants To Be A Millionaire sucks New home-made jingles Looking at the accumulated DJ spoog in the consoles Caller claims he's in the hospital for chronic diarrhea Stripper claims she banged Regis 27 years ago story A radio consultant doesn't understand how D&M get ratings Great advice from another crap DJ magazine ======================================================= Thurs Aug 19, 1999: Take It Off Trying to get the insurance info from the guy who hit him Problems with the upcoming LVSS Strip Trivia (not on the mp3) ======================================================= Mon Aug 23, 1999: Runnin' Wid Da Devil The LVSS is cancelled due to the ABC board Freda's gone--the dogs are crapping in the house again MTV's The Real World is crap Dan Snyder meets Don, says he's a fan of The Show We do we hate Arch Campbell? How old is sports guy George Michael? Salesguy Tim McWilliams sings behind the scenes of the Redskins broadcast Tapes from Mike the TV-Icon Boy ======================================================= Wed Aug 25, 1999: Keep Cool D&M's agent loses his cool Shower habits Jingle Boy models DKNY clothes Trying to call some guy who had sex in Buffalo stadium, gets some other poor shlub instead The crappiness of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire Phone scan Freda pocket-dials The Show The crappy celeb lineup for this year's Jerry Lewis MDA telethon Buzzcast ======================================================= Thurs Aug 26, 1999: Halon Poisoning Don burns his residual check from Babylon 5 A disgruntled fan missed the bus for Gangs Dominon What is "the schneid?" Listener ranks the Who Would You Do of the staff Dennis Murphy (and others) checks in from Gangs Dominion

======================================================= Unknown through Tues Sept 7, 1999: Vacation ======================================================= Weds Sept 8, 1999: What Haven't I Done For You? Back on in Detroit, new station in Seattle ESPN 20th Anniversary show recap Don is at Ocean City for Hurricane Dennis - Re-rates Rene Russo based on The Thomas Crown Affair - Bart and Freda lock Don out of DirecTV porn - Meets Keanu Reeves, dude - Tries to buy lumber at a hardware store Phoner with The Crocodile Hunter [not on mp3] Mike's vacation in Ireland Mel Karmizan article in USA Today Jerry Lewis Telethon recap ======================================================= Thurs Sept 9, 1999: It's a Briefcase Opening Don doesn't want to buy Playboys for Bart Freda considers going back to work, battle ensues The debut of the Secret Sound game More Jerry Lewis Telethon tapes Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits You ain't fooling anyone with reruns Homo Joe's beach haus recipes ======================================================= Fri Sept 10, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Mon Sept 13, 1999: Waaaaaaaah! Robbay gets screwed out of stadium announcing Redskins lose again Pat Sajak and his turbo-hot wife are fans of The Show, want to meet Freda Fantasy football draft recap Phoner to the Packers to find out why Brett Favre was crying Emmy awards recap ======================================================= Tues Sept 14, 1999: Doni Loves Mambo Florida hurricane news recap Phoner to the Gainesboro affiliate receptionist about the hurricane Mike considers rejoining the Catholic church Someone from the affiliate calls in and says they're harassing the receptionist Don breaks his Dreamcast NFL 2K, drives all over hell to get another Why is Mambo #5 so darn popular? Trolling for the Nude Family Feud

Earthdog brother Jim vs. their parents continues Mike Rockhead's girlfriend is po'd at him It's Gladys Kravitz's birthday ======================================================= Weds Sept 15, 1999: Crap Yer Pants? It's Don's birthday show - Mike gives him a heartfelt card - Opening of the gifts The power's off at Don's house Charlie Stossel Dennis Murphy takes Don's birthday nudes [not on mp3] Did Dennis shite his pants during the 4-girl show? Going through crappy celeb liners plugging their new shows Phoner to Leah Remini about Kevin James's crappy liner ======================================================= Thurs Sept 16, 1999: It's Coming--the Rain's Coming! Everyone backed out of The Nude Feud Trying to whip up the panic over Hurricane Floyd [very truncated mp3] ======================================================= Fri Sept 17, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Mon Sept 20, 1999: The Squirrel Live from LA for CBS celebrity interviews The flight out stories Don hoardes cigars and merlot wine The flood in Mike's hotel room [very truncated mp3 ======================================================= Tues Sept 21, 1999: misunavailablesing ======================================================= Weds Sept 22, 1999: unavailable D&M on-air argument (Anal Sox) ======================================================= Thurs Sept 23, 1999: Sing Along with Tim Apologies for yesterday's on-air argument LVSS recap Tim McWilliams in-studio to sing the hits ======================================================= Fri Sept 24, 1999: Light the Cigarette, Babe Don guesting on some Redskins sports show Don decides he likes Friends afterall A call from/to the Burlington, VT affiliate Some author wants to work The Show into his new book--goes bad Charlie Stossel LBJ (Raymond and Robert) =======================================================

Mon Sept 27, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Tues Sept 28, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Wed, Sept 29, 1999: Dennis Murphobia Don auditions for some TV sportscaster show Don is afraid he's going to lose the Dennis Murphy bet Phoner to earthdog brother Jim Mike vs. a collector over a bounced $25 check Problems with Fantasy Football trades Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines Celebrity tabloid stories ======================================================= Fri Oct 1, 1999: Talks of Cox Don backs over fireplace andiorns Frank Aherns Q&A column Courtney Cox is too skinny Trying to find Lurch's latest horrible email Pick the Pros with Rudy Martzke Charlie Stossel Buzzcast ======================================================= Mon Oct 4, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Tues Oct 5, 1999: 34-B An apology for the call to the Spanish-speaking city from the Aug 17 show Tom Gavin discusses career opportunities with Ken Stevens Are Bri'ney Spears's boobs real? Don puts a hex on and writes a hate letter to Mark Brunell Charly Stuangstabalac Interview (mable lady) The Detroit affiliate debacle Homo Joe, Cheryl the Big Dyke and Dennis Murphy at dragqueen bingo tape ======================================================= Weds Oct 6, 1999: unavailable Leah Remini's first appearance on Letterman ======================================================= Thurs Oct 7, 1999: Pop That Balloon Fallout from Leah's appearance on Letterman last night Buzz takes his birthday nudes Phoner with Earthdog Brother Jim about the restraining order against their parents Phoner with Leah Remini about being on the Letterman, Rosie O shows Balloon fetishists Reading the press release for Survivor =======================================================

Fri Oct 8, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Mon Oct 11, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Tues Oct 12, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Weds Oct 13, 1999: I'm Afraid That Eyebrow Will Have to Come Off A press release for D&M's broadcast from Burlington VT, and Vermont affiliate debacle Listener comes in-studio to guess the secret sound, gets his eyebrows shaved OJ Simpson's "Pedro Guererro" call Homo Joe and the guy from the VT affiliate try to get Ellen and Anne Hache to marry on The Show Filling out a Nielson TV diary ======================================================= Thurs Oct 14, 1999: I'm Positive It's a Briefcase Opening or Closing Pimping their next appearance on The King of Queens The double standard between TV and radio content standards Jack Diamond is getting divorced Everyone wants to guess the Secret Sound F/u on Ellen and Anne's wedding promotion ======================================================= Fri Oct 15, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Mon Oct 18, 1999: unavailable Live on tape from the set of The King of Queens ======================================================= Tues Oct 19, 1999: The Earth Moved Under My Feet Cavalcade: Tapes from LA at The King of Queens Live: Recap of the events after the taping was over Don insults Barry White's wife at a recording studio Woken up by the Hector Mine earthquake Listener in-studio to guess the secret sound, pussies out at last second Don's dog catches, kills, gnaws on a dead squirrel The Al Gore fundraiser that f---'s up the neighborhood Phone scan Re-rating women Dicking with a phone solicitor Listener in-studio blows the secret sound, gets a reverse mohaw ======================================================= Weds Oct 20, 1999: Maybe It's a Spermicide Still #1 rated

Speculating over queers in sports Bart says word in school is that Mountain Dew is a contraceptive Another woman in-studio to misidentify the secret sound ======================================================= Thus Oct 21, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Fri Oct 22, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Mon Oct 25, 1999: Autopilot Bart gives Don the brush-off at some high school event Mike and his wife at the Haunted House Phone scan Jim Grey/Pete Rose interview Lay King pontificates on The World Series Trying to find George McFly ======================================================= Tues Oct 26, 1999: Show Us Your Treats Trolling for Trick or Teat Trying to get Joe Rockhead to screen calls better Trick or Treat is cancelled, the contest is now Bobbing for Boners Phoner with Leah Remini about beating Friends in the ratings Who would women rather sleep with: Newman or Redford The Most Powerful Woman in Sports collects her winnings Trying to call George McFly Wacky story file (hotel for people who want to playact) ======================================================= Weds Oct 27, 1999: Nothing a Good Enema Couldn't Cure Freda wants Don to wear a blindfold during Trick or Teat Jim Grey's "apology" about the Pete Rose interview Dennis Murphy calls salesguy Tim McWilliams, wants to cut commericals Phoner with the always insane George McFly Teasing an interview with an author of a penis book ======================================================= Thurs Oct 28, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Fri Oct 29, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Mon Nov 1, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Tues Nov 2, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Wed Nov 3, 1999: Make Ken Jump Trolling for the Freak Show Don has a mouse infestation

Another Lay King story Phone scan Andy Griffith Show newslette ======================================================= Thurs Nov 4, 1999: The Freaks Who Carry Your Luggage Up From the Street No power at Don's house An angry call to DirecTV over the power outage Another dumb Greatest Entertainers list [very truncated mp3] [this is the day the woman tattooed "This is Sam Huff" on her pubic area--but not on this mp3] ======================================================= Fri Nov 5, 1999: My Wife's Flap Phone scan Greed vs. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Freda loses Col Klink LBJ (Bryant Gumble) [truncated] Freda and neighbor Bunny at the doctor's office for laser eye surgery ======================================================= Mon Nov 8, 1999: Sign That Monkey To a 3-Picture Deal Phoner with Leah Remini Dennis Murphy cuts liners Rod Steiger on Lay King tape Dharma saying Frickin on TV Phone scan Wacky story file (hero monkey goes berzerk) Another phoner with Leah Remini ======================================================= Tues Nov 9, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Weds Nov 10, 1999: Destroy! Destroy! Chauffeuring Bart to school dances Demo tape for some radio gossip whore More than you ever wanted to know about Battlebots Sexpert Laura Corn wants back on the show--again Is Olivette Spellman still alive? ======================================================= Thurs Nov 11, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Fri Nov 12, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Mon Nov 15, 1999: There's Something About Charlie Partridge Family biopic recap Trolling for Strip Trivia Fantasy football recap Broyhill's magnetic attraction with women

Bart's Homecoming recap Portland GM JJ McKay writes a flattering article for D&M ======================================================= Tues Nov 16, 1999: I Wished I Had A Watermelon Mike is ill, so it's just the Don show today Leah Remini on Craig Kilborne recap Don pees off the deck, calls Microsoft to ask if Bill Gates does it too Don reads JJ McKay's article to Ken Stevens Mike is back in-studio, feels better Wacky story file (wish machine) ======================================================= Weds Nov 17, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Thurs Nov 18, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Fri Nov 19, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Mon Nov 22, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Tues Nov 23, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Weds Nov 24, 1999: RIP Don's hand-surgery recap Carping about being cut out of the King of Queens Ken Stevens's gravestone arrives Secret Sound arguments with callers ======================================================= Thurs Nov 25 and Fri Nov 26, 1999: Thanksgiving vacation ======================================================= Mon Nov 29, 1999: Scientologists Don't Hang Up First Leah Remini rips on Charlie for not giving her Don's phone # Ken Stevens relunctantly receives the gravestone Phoner with Leah Remini on the crappy ratings of last week's show and hang-up showdown Jim Nance mentions D&M on the Thanksgiving broadcast The Las Vegas affiliate drops The Show Don's wacky Thanksgiving in Ocean City recap - with the famiily and football - getting Santa photos with the dogs Football recap ======================================================= Tues Nov 30, 1999: unavailable Ken Stevens tombstone is stolen out of the lobby ======================================================= Wed Dec 1, 1999: Looks Like Hoof & Mouth Disease Farewell to the Vegas affiliate

The tombstone is back Buzz's telemarketing calls Dennis Murphy in-studio to hump his Xmas album, have his teeth and feet checked Vinnie the Elf ======================================================= Thurs Dec 2, 1999: Suzie Colbert is a Boy, Baby Article about Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, and caller confirms Trolling for someone to shout out their names at Kathy C's Broadway show Rating the women of ESPN Bart's sleep habits ======================================================= Fri Dec 3, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Mon Dec 6, 1999: Elvis Will Cure Your Hemorrhoids Tard phone scan Vinnie the Elf Michael Hoffman in-studio for Hanukkah Gambling with the dradels The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Lay King geeshes all over Ricky Martin Phoner to the Elvis Jr. Psychic Hotline ======================================================= Tues Dec 7, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Wed Dec 8, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Thurs Dec 9, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Fri Dec 10, 1999: unavailable ======================================================= Sat Jan 1 through Tues Jan 4, 2000 are reruns ======================================================= Wed Jan 5, 2000: F-U Day Happy to be back in the new millenium Don is over Leah, back in love with Jeanine Garafalo Ken announces that he's no longer the WJFK GM, Alan Leinwand's ass-kissing begins A drunk phone message from the Martzkes Don's F-U New Year, but great bowling Mike makes lobster stew, Robb blows off the party claiming he was "sick" Some hockey douche calls another hockey douche a "frog," hilarity ensues Phoner with Leah Remini regarding a Tom Shales review Phone scan

======================================================= Thurs Jan 6, 2000: unavailable ======================================================= Fri Jan 7, 2000: What Would Jesus Click? Things Don likes, things Don doesn't like Trying to chat with Jesus on the His website Phoner with Leslie Visser Pick the Pros with Rudy Martzke Meet Alan Leinwand, the new acting-GM Freda will be lunching with Ken Stevens's wife ======================================================= Mon Jan 10, 2000: unavailable ======================================================= Tues Jan 11, 2000: unavailable ======================================================= Wed Jan 12, 2000: She Has Cleats on Her Chest Behind the scenes with Mike's soda Story time Don doesn't have the flu Portland girl-GM J. J. McKay sends news, more liners Some guy prints up flyers exposing his ex-girlfriend Earthdog Brother Jim serves his parents with a restraining order Pimping for the nude field goal kicking contest ======================================================= Thurs Jan 13, 2000: unavailable ======================================================= Fri Jan 14, 2000: I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream... Help from Mike the Jew on how to deal with Alan Slappy the Washington Capitols' mascot brings ice cream Teasing Robb and Homo Joe's trip to NY Pick the Pros with the Most Powerful Woman in Sports Charlie Stossel ======================================================= Mon Jan 17, 2000: Reruns for MLK Day ======================================================= Tues Jan 18, 2000: Give Me 10,000 Paint Balls, Please The Redskins lose their playoff game Don loves the paintball Mike's charity hockey appearance Marriage advice: 25 things you both like to do Mike's dog fouls his house ======================================================= Wed Jan 19, 2000: He Said I Should Go Blank Myself Don's morning at the post office Michael Jordon joins the Wizards front office Snow traffic Phone scan

The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Phoner with Kevin James Phoner with a woman who bought the Today Show autograph book Match Game 2000 ======================================================= Thurs Jan 20, 2000: #26 - Talk about BMs Fallout from yesterday's $10,000 secret laugh winner Bart's snow day The list of 25 things Don and Freda like to do together Everything you never wanted to know about feces I'm Jack Cassidy, and I'm bi-sexual Phoner with Michael Jordan (Charly Stuangstablac) Wacky story file (baby teeth jewelry, girl who paid $4,000 to go out with Gary Coleman, Uri Geller) ======================================================= Fri Jan 21, 2000: My O My I'm Jack Cassidy, and I'm bi-sexual is being run into the ground A little Tim McWilliams karaoke, there Robbay and Homo Joe tour New York Charlie Stossel Rudy Martzke LBJ (David Letterman) ======================================================= Mon Jan 24, 2000: They Had Some Work Done Mike loses a football bet, takes a pie in the face Shopping at the Men's Warehouse Mike has too much day on Saturday night Broyhill's personality Personality tests -Celebrity Matchmaker for Men testt -What Dog are You? -Your Emotional Age The triumphant return of saleswoman Debra Dean News scan Kate from the Hairy-Ass contest comes in for a birthday spanking (not recorded) ======================================================= Tues Jan 25, 2000: Snow Day Means J/O Day The weather faggots are awful at predicting the weather Mike Rockhead stays home j/o'ing during the "blizzard" Broyhill's groupie calls in, and his dinner with Kate Phone scan Phoner with a garbage man who thinks an 8th day will be added to the week ======================================================= Wed Jan 26, 2000: Cruel & Unusual

The Fire Marshall clears the parking garage All about the snow, including a call from TV's Topper Shutt Mike Rockhead gets taped to a tree as punishment for his snow day Rockhead resigns News scan Phoner with Colin Payne Article on D&M, featuring Dennis Murphy Mike cuts a new fart ======================================================= Thurs Jan 27, 2000: unavailable ======================================================= Fri Jan 28, 2000: unavailable ======================================================= Mon Jan 31, 2000: Between Our First Job Super Bowl recap 2000: - Being there live vs. watching onn tv - Don gets kissed by Georgia Fronttiere - Weak half-time, pre-game entertainment - Don asks a question at Dick Vermmiel's press conference - Good and bad tv commercials - Don is blown-off by big-daddy Meel, Bonnie Bernstein tells him he has death breath - Shock: N Sync, Carson Daly are aassholes Dumbass caller doesn't understand a simple joke Pimping the paintball war against Sales Michael Douglas knocks up Catherine Zeta-Jones Lay King's column Author dedicates a book to D&M, Buzz Don loves the book The Chocolate Wars Phone with Leah Remini ======================================================= Tues Feb 1, 2000: Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit How to pronounce "February" You have to say Rabbit, Rabbit, Rabbit or you'll have bad luck Pimping the paintball war against Sales Freda reorganizes the bedroom closet, gives away his clothes Afternoon talk show roundup Celebrity houses Will Smith's new rap about how great he is Big Gum Jim wants to be the new program director at JFK Regis / Who Wants to Be a Millionaire controversy Recording a video message for the network sales staff Wacky story file (nobody's home) ======================================================= Wed Feb 2, 2000: Moon Over Fairfax

Gordon Liddy gives tips on the upcoming paint-ball game Freda cleans up Don's closet and Bat Cave Afternoon talk show roundup Celebrity homes Will Smith's new song Freakin' It News scan Making a greetings videotape for Infinity ======================================================= Thurs Feb 3, 2000: Does Wonders for the Spincter, Too Pimping for the Nude Feud at the LVSS Mike goes to his colonoscopy appointment--a month early News scan Can you get AIDS from oral sex? A call to King of Queens ======================================================= Fri Feb 4, 2000: You Can Conceive While Breast-Feeding Is Laura Corn forgiven? Freda thinks they should ask Buzz's wife to play paintball Freda suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder Phoner with ESPN's Andrea Kramer (the rest of the show is highly truncated) ======================================================= Mon Feb 7, 2000: Paintball is Hell D&M win paintball Don is stuck behind a See You in Toledo at a car wash Phoner with Valerie Harper about the new Mary Tyler Moore tv movie Don learns how to mix a martini The paintball tapes Phoner with Richard Simmons Pimping for the Dennis Murphy Challenge The paintball tapes continue ======================================================= Tues Feb 8, 2000: I'm Gonna Cast a Spell on You Great ratings, and the Washington Post ignores D&M again The new Mary Tyler Moore tv movie blew dead bear Phonebooth Olympics Calling a McDonalds in Sydney, Australia Gary Anderson hypnotizes Homo Joe and Buzz ======================================================= Wed Feb 9, 2000: Reruns ======================================================= Thurs Feb 10, 2000: They Can Fit Through a Hole the Size of a Dime A call from Dennis Murphy's dentist Pimping for the Dennis Murphy Challenge Ratings party recap Hackers break into major websites

A seriously gross story Goofin' on Jack Diamond, my friend Buzz claims the hypnotism on Tuesday was faked (by Buzz) "What Counts" quizzes ======================================================= Fri Feb 11, 2000: Bid Low, It's for Charity Trying to buy Valentine's gifts for wives Don comes up with a killer package to auction off for his kid's school; gets blown out by the other parents Urban legends book by Richard Roeper Charlie Stossel's date with Kate recap Guess the secret celebrity laugh with Jim Nance Regis (Mike) has a phoner with the stars of Adam 12 ======================================================= Mon Feb 14, 2000: Unavailable ======================================================= Tues Feb 15, 2000: Unavailable ======================================================= Wed Feb 16, 2000: Unavailable ======================================================= Thurs Feb 17, 2000: A Match Made in Fairfax Strip Trivia (heavily cut) The Saga of Jimmy and Michelle Babbit, married and now annulled on The Show ======================================================= Fri Feb 18, 2000: I Wanna Be Hugh Grant Story Time Announcing the tape-delay plan for WNEW The Daytona 500 was a bore David Letterman recap Pimping for the Maxim article photos Rudy Martzke takes the sex quiz Charlie Stossel takes the sex quiz ======================================================= Mon Feb 21, 2000: Unavailable ======================================================= Tues Feb 22, 2000: Dinner for Eight: $40 D&M officially annouce that they're going on WNEW New York Don buys Freda a sewing machine Btiches who talk during the movie Letterman returns after heart surgery recap Mike loves the Great American Steak & Buffet Buzz plays some Regis & Kathie Lee internet game ======================================================= Wed Feb 23, 2000: Parakeet: It's What's for Dinner Pimping the WNEW move next week Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire recap Rosie O'Donnell's grammy monologue

Paul Walton, almost the Millionaire Phoner with J. J. McKay, Portland general manager SI swimsuit issue vs. actual porn Advice on what to do about a listener's bird Russians enjoy the anal love Tabloid article about Regis's womanizing ======================================================= Thurs Feb 24, 2000: This is Your Old Pal Dave -- Beep Grammy recap Shocker, the Washington Post isn't entirely accurate Attempted phoners to celebrity bad boys; they leave dropins as messages instead ======================================================= Fri Feb 25, 2000: Show Me the Trophies Pimping Don's fantasy stock game Regis & Kathie C and Letterman recap Charlie Stossel Meet Toya, the new phone screener Pick the Pros with Rudy Martzke ======================================================= Mon Feb 28, 2000: Leggo My Gonad Don's shampoo to "thicken" his hair Don's fantasy stock draft pics: Qualcomm, Walmart, Lucent, Infinity, CBS, Coca-cola, Viacom, AOL/Time Warner, Virgin, Westwood 1 Bart's school auction A slice of hell at the auto parts store Mike's slot machine doesn't work Who Wants to Be a Millionaire recap Gladys Kravitz calls in Lay King's trip to Africa ======================================================= Tues Feb 29, 2000: The Beginning of the Biggest CF in D&M History D&M officially sign on WNEW Kathie C quits the Regis & Kathie Lee show Phoner with Leah Remini HBO special about strippers recap Call to the Spokane affiliate about being preempted for high school basketball Phoner with Paul Walton, another millionaire Penis sizes of the rich and famous More on Kathie C ======================================================= Wed Mar 1, 2000: Love You, Mean It Dr. Laura's list of demands for her personal appearances A listener comes in to get her contest check A call to the receptionist at WNEW

Toya goes to an autopsy Kathie C on the news recap Freda takes the morals test Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs Mar 2, 2000: Don't Smell That Finger F-You to the nay-sayers in New York Mike gets a polyp bitten off in his colon Happy Days special recap, and a phone call to Al Molinaro Phone scan Earthdog Brother Jim calls in with a Sam & Fran update ======================================================= Fri Mar 3, 2000: They're Just Dreamy Don's morning in Hell Phone scan D&M's gay male model shoot for Maxim Magazine Pick the Pros with ESPN's John Clayton Charlie Stossel Regis (Mike) runs a phoner with Tim Conway Phoner with the minister who has JimVarney.com ======================================================= Mon Mar 6, 2000: We're Off to See the Wizard--the Wizard of Don & Mike Don works on the car again, sees What Planet Are You From? Pimping for the "What Would You Do?" contest Ken and Jeremy's gay lunch The awkwardness between Don and Debra Dean's facelift Phone scan Phoner to WNFL in Green Bay about "the wizard behind Don & Mike" ======================================================= Tues Mar 7, 2000: It's Always Fat Tuesday at WJFK Phoners to New Orleans for Fat Tuesday Don gives up porn for lent A decent Washington Post article about the debut in New York Pimping for the "What Would You Do?" contest Lay King's breakfast ======================================================= Wed Mar 8, 2000: Unavailable ======================================================= Thurs Mar 9, 2000: What Would You Do for $1,500? A listener's girlfriend takes the sex quiz Don has no idea what the contractors want to know Phoner to Leah Remini about the overnighter What would you do... - Guy snaps a mousetrap on his uniit - Guy contorts his wang (Jesus on the cross, chicken

heart, bag of gold) - Guy eats a sheep's head (winner)) Dennis Murphy's jail mail ======================================================= Fri Mar 10, 2000: Unavailable ======================================================= Mon Mar 13, 2000: To Live & Die in LA Mike tries to buy some booze as a gift F'd on the set of King and Queens The overnighter with Leah Mike drops chocolate ice cream on his pants, doesn't notice ======================================================= Tues Mar 14, 2000: Slap Nuts Funny Freda wants an apartment in New York A listener sends Don gifts for his Volvo Fretting over the LVSS in Wichita An unpleasant phoner with the Wichita GM Caller 100 has bad breath, works with a worm named Justin Kathie C article Attempted phoner with a guy who is suing Don Rickles Attempted phoner about drunk midgets who spoiled Disney's Pinoccio ======================================================= Wed Mar 15, 2000: Colon Blow Don admires college basketball's Bob Knight Don fails at changing the brake pads on his Volvo Mike drinks some kind of colon cleansing snake-oil Web article about being on the D&M show, by the cereal guy Buzz fills out the NCAA baskeball grid People who celebrities hate The meaning of Dees Nuts Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs Mar 16, 2000: But I Packed Shorts The show is extremely truncated so the boys can fly out to Wichita Some scarry she-male caller hits the D&M no-pest strip Pimping the LVSS ======================================================= Fri Mar 17, 2000: Live from KFH in Wichita Meeting the program director TV interview The flight to Wichita and Mike fights with Broyhill ======================================================= Mon Mar 20, 2000: Erin Brocovich Sucks The return from Wichita, and the prick limo driver Mike sits next to a guy who was in an airplane crash Ranting about some douche who's got a standoff going with

the police Paul McCartney's new girlfriend, Eileen Don hated Erin Brocovich, Mike loved it ======================================================= Tues Mar 21, 2000: Mmmm, Lemon Jizz (drool) The Ratings Jizz Monday Night Football's new cohost is ? Are we still friends with Leah? Giant feces protest against overcrowded schools Raymond Burr and Danny Thomas The Baltimore affiliate is cutting the show off for Stan the Fan Slap-off ======================================================= Wed Mar 22, 2000: Unavailable ======================================================= Thur Mar 23, 2000: Unavailable ======================================================= Fri Mar 24, 2000: Unavailable ======================================================= Mon Mar 27 through Fri, Mar 31, 2000: Reruns ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 3, 2000: The Weekend of Murphy [deleted] Freda is stranded and AAA is worthless Don takes Bart for a haircut, buys the wrong version of Windows Jingle Boy sings about Bum Darts Phoner with the guy who's wife is definitely not, no way, not boning her platonic friend on the front porch after the caller goes to bed--no sir ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 4, 2000: I Could Run Around in Circles for Ye Don's fantastic vacation in the Cayman Islands Mike's crappy vacation in Myrtle Beach ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 5, 2000: He's Handsome Ken Stevens Caller will be on a tv game show, wants a D&M publicity photo for the background Hashing out the New York visits Affiliate employee might have won a D&M contest Invitation to a Nascar minor-league race Paging Mike Hunt Game Don's after-dinner martinis in the Land of the Giants glass If your index finger is shorter than your ring finger, you're gay ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 6, 2000: Questions and Answers

Bart writes notes on Don's bad driving Toya-on-the-street interviews (Elian Gonzales) Phoner with John Madden Don explains why God hates suicides ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 7, 2000: Is That Harrassment? CBS Sexual Harrassment videotape Leah Remini's Quaker State commercial Freda doesn't like the messy bush contest Cheryl the Big Dyke swings both ways ...but Freda can watch the stripper at a wild bachelorette party The Messy Bush contest Smoking lawsuit controversy Celebrity true or false Charlie Stossels says no more Elaine friends ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 10, 2000: I like Dickenberg Sopranos recap - Big Pussy gets killed Leah Remini on Craig Kilborne The Masters recap Mowing the parent-in-law's house Freda's bachelorette party recap ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 11, 2000: That's Not a Chocolate-Covered Penis Who should be tipped? American Chewy update Can you scam a resort hotel by charging stuff to a room you aren't in? VH1 Divas show Beth the calls screener takes the sex quiz Jim Elliott ("Let's Bury That...") calls in In-bred caller says he's staying with his anal-sexed-crazed wife, still sells BMWs; controversy ensues ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 12, 2000: Unavailable ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 13, 2000: Can't Speak--Am Dumb Don's celebrity sighting is Jenna Elfman in Central Park Mike and Robb's celebrity sightings: Jack Wagner and Jackie Mason Some Jennifer Lopez-on-tv recap Robb-on-the-street asks New Yawka's if they're listening to D&M on WNEW, and is Ricky Martin gay? Where Are You Listening (includes Crematorium) The Gerbil is editing out everything about cockfighting Placentas in the news =======================================================

Fri Ajdury 14, 2000: A Four-Letter Word for a Woman The trip back from New York, fight with Freda over Bart's ear Elian Gonzales show recap The new gay baseball uniforms Scared of engineer Wendell f/u with the guy who got burned from the Crematorium after playing Where Are You Listening The ins and outs of anal sex Phoner with Mel Kuyper Jr and Rudy Martzke How to get to Cuba (and cuban cigars) Hannibal Lecter (Mike) in-studio Charlie Stossel LBJ (Crocodile Hunter) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 17, 2000: Certified Bastards The building owner's brother paints portraits of all the station DJs--they're all behind bars George McFly is fired/quit again Protesting the World Bank protesters The boys take the bastard test Freda takes the bitch test ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 18, 2000: Outrageous, If You Please--Yo Phone scan, featuring the Selma Diamond-like woman from Wichita Buzzcast A phone message to George McFly More phone scan, including Gladys Kravitz ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 19, 2000: Let Me Say It in a Song Phoner with a supposed Desert Storm vet who complains about his job, disabilities George McFly sends Freda a 17-page email Phoner with George McFly Phoner with the father of some boy-band star who got kicked out for boning 40 women Doni's record bag ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 20, 2000: The Buzz Show The flight to New York (and Mike takes the train) The 10 minute phone message from George McFly, and more problems from Earthdog brother Jim Freda does not like the naked girls in-studio Homo Joe stalker update F/up with the f-up who got fired from the crematorium Good Morning America's Tony Perkins in-studio Trolling for Nude Feud contestants

Nadine, the Egyptian cumare Phone with earthdog brother Jim The Nude Feud ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 21, 2000: F' You, Son Mike and Robb walk out of their Broadway show Buzz can't open an umbrella Phone scan Dirty French-language translation CD Swearing Mothers game Doni's Record Bag LBJ (Bob Skin) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 24, 2000: Freda's DP and Double-O The trip back from New York Bart is bummed about not getting an Easter basket Freda "arrives" twice while asleep and having an erotic dream Don's friend at Maxim magazine gets fired, the Hottest Women list is off Sick of the Elian Gonzales news Don reveals that he loved Krusty the Bear All about plushies Phone scan French speaker goes up against the dirty French translation CD Phoners to Cuba for reactions about Elian Gonzales, pimp for free cigars Celebrity trivia True or False ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 25, 2000: Tanned Rats NYC ratings up but still blow National radio contest scam Goofing on Jack Diamond (and Rat-boy) Is Regis racist? Newspaper journalists rant Phone scan Bad sound f/x CD Mike cries watching the 3 Stooges TV movie ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 26, 2000: Deep Fry That Sucker Bart gets to drive on the beltway Mike buys a deep fryer Don brings in his old toilet seat to give away to the fans Looking over the studio with a black light Cletus with a super-thick accent wants Don's toilet seat News and phone scan, includes the drunk Air Force lesbian calling in

======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 27, 2000: This is Not the Best French Fry I've Ever Had Don frets the laser eye surgery he'll get after the show Freda ignores Don while she takes a piano lesson Don breaks a tail-light, fixes it with household glue Phoner with TV's Leah Remini Mike deep fries shoe-string potatos, onion rings in-studio Paul Dean's annual recap of things that happened on The Show More from the dirty French-translation CD The Gerbil won't let them say you can't put one body part into another body part What is The Gerbil's salary? Phone scan ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 28, 2000: Do Ugly People Think They're Ugly? Don gets his LASIK Do ugly people think they're ugly? Charlie Stossel Phoner with ESPN's Rich Eisen Giving away rent and mortgage payments Serial Killer Aptitude Test LBJ (Tom Brokaw) ======================================================= Mon May 1, 2000: A Windbreaking Moment in the Show The on-air farts are now being sponsored The return of the Secret Sound The bookstore magazine fight with Freda Mike gets a trophy for breaking golf clubs You Can't Say "eat my prostate" on the air, Mr. Brinkley The confederate flag is bad, period Teasing Dennis Murphy's LVSS appearance ======================================================= Tues May 2, 2000: Put Another Stitch in for Daddy Who Wants to be a Millionare recap Toya-on-the-street interviews: Do Ugly People Know They're Ugly? Are You Ugly? Nipple & Anus (Egg Council) News scan The Honeymoon Stitch VH1 Behind the Music drinking game The George Michael-WAVA suspension story ======================================================= Wed May 3, 2000: Who Wants to Be a Dumb Bitch Who Wants to be a Millionare recap Cyber-squatter's domain prices Superjock traps young Doni between the WLS security doors

story Chuck Knapp goes crazy Penile direction ABC liquor board rant Earthdog brother Jim calls in Moron caller thinks he can predict movie success ======================================================= Thur May 4, 2000: Scatlovers LVSS goes bad recap Kathie C and Frank article Scatlover.com Dailing for Transvestites (Elvis-to-Elvis) ======================================================= Fri May 5, 2000: Toss Him a Liver Snap Who would you do if the world comes to an end? Frank and Kathie C tapes Lisa's sex dream with Don LBJ (Diane Sawyer) Charlie Stossel ======================================================= Mon May 8, 2000: Rita Stops the Show Don's A/C goes out. Opie and Anthony unavailable for a service call Motivational tapes suck Fight with a douchebag caller Don runs the golf cart at his kid's school fundraiser Don meets the British neighbors Mike has too much day with Steve Johnson Mike does production work for the station Is Big Don O'Brien on or off the sauce? Callers are certain they know the secret sound--but not enough to risk a tattoo ======================================================= Tues May 9, 2000: Pickle Smoochers D&M's appearance on King and Queens Don, Mike and douchebag callers Pimping for Strip Trivia Dick caller who can't guess the secret sound woosies out of a head-shaving Engineer Wendell takes the sex quiz (5 and 5) What are the odds of winning the new lotto? Aaron Spelling calls Bill Gates Turbo-ween and pickle-smooching caller who couldn't guess the secret sound and woosed out in getting his head shaved, calls in to pussy out some more Dennis stands in line to buy lotto numbers Don vs. Bart in top-40 cultural literacy

======================================================= Wed May 10, 2000: The Shell No-Pest Strip is Up and Running Today Kathie Lee ditches her CD-signing, thwarts D&M's reception plans Smartest Kid in America show recap Freda's 7-minute trip to heaven on the Doni-coaster Mr. Methane is just too big for the D&M show now Phoner to a liquor store where some douchebag tried to buy 10,000 in lotto tix John Kim pimps for fat chicks to go to a nudist colony with him The original Joe-Mama guy calls out all the Joe-Mama impersonators What Your Mother Doesn't Know ======================================================= Thurs May 11, 2000: Take It Off Strip Trivia ======================================================= Fri May 12, 2000: Reruns while Don takes the day off for Father's day at Bart's school ======================================================= Mon May 15, 2000: Then She Mowed the Lawn... Mike plays a round of golf to celebrate the birthday of the 2nd Mrs. O'Meara Don does yardwork for the parents-in-law Can you cheat Millionaire by using Ass Jeeves? Wings and hamburger helper and ice cream for Mother's Day Don isn't quite as good at Algebra as he'd thought Phone scan Local tv-news personalities Phoner to fast-food clerks who tainted their food---allegedly Aborted phoners for the Wacky Story File Nit-picking the logic of The Sixth Sense ======================================================= Tues May 16, 2000: The Courtship of Wendell Hall Jesus beats Regis in the ratings Whitney Houston concert recap Wendell's dream date with a listener recap Phone scan Someone leaves an endorsement on an internet website and signs Buzz's name Gif and the Stu sex transcripts Vagina Monologues ======================================================= Wed May 17, 2000: And Where Are Those Pictures I Was Supposed to See?

Hashing out the terms of the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire bet Why WJFK sucks (weekend programming) Why Westwood 1 sucks (no advertising) BH 90210 show props auction Charlie Stossel vs. Madonna (the saleswoman) DG would like to VAF BP Pimping for Dennis Murphy, Prom Date ======================================================= Thurs May 18, 2000: A Taste of Cunny Freda exchanges Don's mother's day gift NY engineer Pete takes the sex quiz Gladys Kravitz gets bitten by a snake More VAF requests Lisa interviews Kathy Lee fans Songs in the key of Cunny The farts aren't sponsored anymore Nadine wants to guess the Secret Sound ======================================================= Fri May 19, 2000: They're Mocking Me, Mouse! A night in NYC: Mike is the most sober, Robb takes a bad fall The Baltimore vocabulary test Behind the Music recaps Scientologists and Battlefield Earth The whitest movie ever made? Rudy Martzke LBJ (Ted Knight) Phoner with Matt Elliot pimping NFL Europe ======================================================= Mon May 22, 2000: Meet the New Show Whore Don and Freda and Ken and Roz Don sees Gladiator Phoner with Leah Remini and sex quiz (10/15) Phoner with NFL Europe's Matt Elliott Steve Johnsons stinks up the men's Regis (Mike) loses the Emmys ======================================================= Tues May 23, 2000: Laura Yer Head onto Dese Nuts Toya's spirit is officially broken Goofing on Jack Diamond, my friend Cannon (Don) and Chance (Mike) discuss Lay King Dude Walker cuts liners Phoner with a guy who wrote a book on how to beat speeding tickets News scan Phone scan Nobody's home for the Wacky Story Files, so they leave

crank messages ======================================================= Wed May 24, 2000: Starsky & Husky Don's car is still f'd up despite 2 weeks in the shop Dennis goes to the Prom tapes Charlie Stossel (includes jail mail) Chubby-chaser John Kim in-studio Phone scan Secret sound controversy ======================================================= Thurs May 25, 2000: Send Me Your Children Cashing in on Michael J. Fox's disease Bathroom habits Fight with a caller over parenting skills Phone scan ======================================================= Fri May 26, 2000: The Project is Go Boys night out in New York Some free trade advertising from the Radio Business Report Green-lighting the "Monkeys on Mars" screenplay D&M pay tribute to Gordon Liddy's retiring producer John Popp Phoner with Marv Albert A call to Homo Joe at the Beach Haus LBJ (Randy Quade's Colonel Sanders) ======================================================= Mon May 29, 2000: Memorial Day Reruns ======================================================= Tues May 30, 2000: You Were No Help at All Nutsy Fagan in-studio, wants Jack Nicholson's phone number Mike's Red Sox beat the Yankees--Don takes a pie in the face Boardwalk Elvis spots Don at Ocean City Buzz gets the flu Mike's crappy weekend at Dave & Buster's Gross puke stories Freda does an impression of earthdog brother-in-law Jim Another station is trying to counterprogram D&M ======================================================= Wed May 31, 2000: Turning a Bucket of Crap into a Pint of Cream Don's car is back in the shop again John Kim tries to get laid at a fat camp Phoner to England about the Gloucester cheese roll Charlie Stossel Phoner with ex-NFL player Matt Elliot ======================================================= Thurs June 1, 2000: Don't Leave Me Hangin' on the

Telephone Survivor recap Can't Navy SEALS make a fire? Broyhill leaves a new welcome message for Mike's cell phone Political contributors No more phone calls Calls to station employees Robb, Lisa screen calls on-air Phoner with Homo Joe at the Beach Haus Phoner about a midget fireman ======================================================= Fri June 2, 2000: Caveat Emptor Phoner with Anthony Michael Hall Mike O'Meara vs. Tim McWilliams Mike gets screwed trying to buy a tanning bed Asshole congressman drives over boy's foot, keeps going I Was Married to Barry Manilow LBJ (Bob Hope) ======================================================= Mon June 5, 2000: Your Opinion Sucks Complaint mail George McFly wants to change his name to Mike Sorce Sex in the City sucks Liz, the bitch of the Beach Haus calls to talk to Timmy (Mike) Don sees a bird wearing a Superman suit, riding in an radio control monster truck The piano recital from hell Mike works a tough room for auctioneering Don's Volvo needs a new engine DC Dictionary Phoner with Leah Remini about her "anarexia" ======================================================= Tues June 6, 2000: Freda's Birthday Eve Freda is the favorite in the family Stedman Graham's shocking background The joy and grossness of prego-sex Phoner with some loser from Survivor Phone scan It's All Relative Ken threatens to take away the outgoing phone calls Douchebag caller ======================================================= Wed June 7, 2000: Dennis Murphy is The Naughty Cheerleader Freda is in-studio for her birthday celebration, takes her birthday nude Who will be the captain of the trip to Gangs Dominion? Homo Joe, Tom, Dennis or John Kim?

Charlie Stossel Dennis Murphy must re-invent himself The PT Cruiser is a wicked Neon Phone Scan (including Gladys Kravitz) Mr. Ed was a zebra ======================================================= Thurs June 8, 2000: The Pete Rose of Farts The trip to New York Don is the single's hitting leader of farts Regis is outraged at being beaten by Survivor Call to the Guiness Book of World Records for Don's farts Breast Monologues (highly truncated) Phone scan ======================================================= Fri June 9, 2000: It's Flush the Format Friday Mike is the absentee father for Catherine's 5th birthday Don battles with Freda over his car, her Don Ho record Chinese dinner It's Flush the Format Friday on PLJ Phoner with Tyra Ferrell (who?) Phoner with Bob Costas Phone scan Trying to phone out for wacky interviews LBJ (Cousin Luigi) - truncated ======================================================= Mon June 12, 2000: Show Me Your Belly Robb announces that Cary is knocked up Fighting with Freda over the stripper birthday pictures Mike thinks he's had a stroke at his daughter's birthday party Phone problems and phone scan Pregnant bikini contest ======================================================= Tues June 13, 2000: Frank Aherns in Andrew Lloyd Weber's Scats Pimping the Tom Gavin Survivor game Daily radio drama: As the World Aherns Phone scan 1943 Guide to Hiring Women Pimping for participants to the bus trip to Gangs Dominion There's jism in the men's room toilet ======================================================= Wed June 14, 2000: Ten Fingers on the Fender, Boy As the World Aherns Phone scan Some guy in-studip to guess the secret sound, wins Police pull over engineers Dan and Wendell live on-air for speeding

Charlie Stossel AFI Top 100 Comedies Spokane microbrew wants to make D&M beer As the World Aherns ======================================================= Thurs June 15, 2000: Superjizz Survivor recap As the World Aherns Phoner with birthday girl Leah Remini F/u on the Spokane microbrew that wants to make D&M beer Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex Father's most embarassing moment LBJ (Dr. Evil) ======================================================= Fri June 16, 2000: Tom Gavin Surivivor Most of the show is taken up by the Tom Gavin Survivor Challenge game Phoner with Steven Furst (Flounder from Animal House) As the World Aherns ======================================================= Mon June 19, 2000: A Spiralling Depression Father's day is mostly unobserved in the O'Meara household, including an extremely rare (maybe only) call from the 2nd Mrs. O'Meara But Buzz's cats give him a card Don's fantastic father's day weekend Restaurant horror stories World's dumbest sports card trader is Caller 100 As the World Aherns Some weird caller with some weird story involving Maxim magazine Regis (Mike) is bitter over Gelman's wedding ======================================================= Tues June 20, 2000: Still Dead Laker championship riot recap Teasing Mike's birthday Aherns responds to the soap opera Phoner with the almost reinvented Dennis Murphy Phone scan Listener angrily rebuts Superman sex theories As the World Aherns D&M are offered speaking roles and a relationship with sitcom YES DEAR The local news anchors are barnyard animals Celebrity Coroner game Hotline to Heaven (Olivia Soprano) =======================================================

Wed June 21, 2000: Lisa Remedy, Talent Agent CBS lawyers warn D&M about "payola," when the product is a paid sponsor Phoner with Leah Remini, Greg Garcia about going on YES DEAR Phone scan Charlie Stossel JFK's main transmitter melts down, runs on backup ======================================================= Thurs June 22, 2000: Happy Birthday to Mike Mike is stuck with his birthday lunch check Former intern Alex Cleveland is a waitress in NYC Ancient engineer Pete Johnson takes Mike's birthday nudes Broyhill hangs up on the real Robert Goulet -- twice Celebrity Coroner game LBJ (James Gandolfini) ======================================================= Fri July 23 through something, July 6, 2000: reruns for summer vacation ======================================================= Thurs July 6, 2000: Togetherness The new studio is screwed up Reality show recaps Don's vacation: Freda wants to exercise together Mike has a big melt-down fight with his wife, horrible flight to Maine, rents the motorboat from hell ======================================================= Fri July 7, 2000: Trial Separation Reality show recaps The reinvented Dennis Murphy is Super-D (D for disappointment) Mike gets an apology letter from the crappy airline that botched his flight to Maine Caller interviews Wes Studi from some show or another Dan Fouts and Rudy Martzke Charlie Stossel LBJ (Sean Connery) ======================================================= Mon July 10, 2000: No Pain, No Gain Big Brother recap Don learns to rollerblade Don's father-in-law is out the hospital, wants beer Don's boobaliscous weekend at the beach Mike buys wart remover for his hand Rob Grippy, man who lives in his car, in-studio to push his new song Harry Potter (Mike) in-studio Pussies are pulling off the road when it rains

Phone scan ======================================================= Tues July 11, 2000: I Have a Microphone and You Don't, So.... Don gets his rash examined Phone scan Caller guesses the secret sound, Robb doesn't want to give it to him Phone scan, includes Howie Long and Teri Hatcher, caller married to an eskimo, the ripoff that is DirecTV porn, local weather guys Crazy caller hates The Show ======================================================= Wed July 12, 2000: We Quit Dickweed 1140 KHTK complains that the show is running long* Bart says he was hit-on by an older woman Charlie Stossel Freda chats with the former Mrs. Sorce Libertarian whack-job for President Harry Brown Phoner with Leah Remini D&M call KHTK and "quit" ------------* I listened to KHTK for years when I lived in the area. They suck salty chocolate donkey balls ======================================================= Thurs July 13, 2000: Lies KHTK issues have been resolved, full show will be heard, claim Grant Napier to be fired Can't say the names of other DJs on WNEW Survivor recaps, and bet: Mike picks Jervis, everyone else picks Richard to win. Loser eats a bug Match Game 2000 Phoner with some Survivor loser Way Out There (leather) ======================================================= Fri July 14, 2000: Number 16 Boy's night out WNEW edits out mentions of Stern and Imus Callers complain about KHTK, ball-busting Phoner with Bob Gunton from Shawshank Redemption Big Brother recap Phoner with bullet-head Howie Long Nadine takes the Slut Test O&A urge callers to congratulate D&M on the ratings LBJ (Floyd the barber) Phoner with O&A about ratings ======================================================= Mon July 17, 2000: We Paid $200 For That?

NYC ratings suck The flight home from New York Bart will be going to Spain over the summer Big Brother recap American Hitlers More TV recaps Earthdog brother Jim takes the sex quiz Phoner with sexpert Dr. Natasha Terry Uncle Joe (Mike) on the death of Meredith McRae from Pettycoat Junction ======================================================= Tues July 18, 2000: Lemonade Shocker--more problems with Dickweed 1140 KHTK Don's daughter Amy is going to get married, Don not happy about being a grand-pappy Tim McWilliams fixes a hole in the drywall at JFK Fez loves Buzz Don's Volvo could be a lemon Phone scan Homo Joe's sex life Teasing next week's guest, the queen of yodelling; talking up horrible music Dennis Murphy meets a 57-year old Bette Midler on the internet, bangs her often over a weekend, sells her out to get back on The Show Kelsey Grammer is a cross-dresser article ======================================================= Wed July 19, 2000: Kids Today Bart is about to go to Spain Don's daughter Amy went ahead and got married at City Hall CBS/Infinity employee rules and guidelines Dennis Murphy gets an angry letter from the 57-year-old woman he banged Did CBS accidently tip-off who would be voted off tonight's Survivor? Charlie Stossel Girl caller wants to set up a foursome for husband's birthday ======================================================= Thurs July 20, 2000: Fez Wants to Transact with the Burbank The a/c is not working in the studio DC ratings are great Survivor recap Callers all want something--money, gay hookups, etc Phoner with Bob (Warden Norton) Gunton Fez calls to talk to Buzz Phoner with Ike Turner's 13th ex-wife

LBJ (Arnold Schwartzenegger) ======================================================= Fri July 21 and Mon July 24, 2000: Reruns ======================================================= Tues July 25, 2000: Love Acts Concorde crash recap Don and Freda go to a resort for the weekend Bart's adventures in Spain Hashing out Fantasy Football Frank Aherns' jive radio column Mike and the wife to go New Orleans, hit skanky strip bars Phoner with Mary Schneider, the yodelling strine Phoner with a cat killer (Charly Stuangstabalac) Trying to get celebs on the phone (someone--anyone--Billy Barty) ======================================================= Wed July 26, 2000: Soap Up Problems with the telephones Small-breasted woman writes a proposition letter to Tom Gavin An offer to pay for new celebrity phone numbers Mista 40's inaugural call Trolling for celebrity phone numbers Another interview with a reporter goes bad Highway Love Connection Charlie Stossel takes his birthday nudes ======================================================= Thurs July 27, 2000: Don't Talk About May LVSS recap Phoners with Howard Stern (Mike) Survivor recap Body by Jake Steinfeld in-studio Phoner with Bart in Spain Phone scan Make Us Laugh Friends cast tabloid article ======================================================= Fri July 28, 2000: Don't Edit May You can't talk about --------------------- on WNEW controversy continues Phoner with Jeff Conaway Kathy C's last day recap Pick the Pros with Phil Simms Caller wants to know if he should rat out a coworker for infidelity ABC predicts Rudy or Jervis will win Survivor LBJ (Regis) =======================================================

Mon July 31, 2000: On the Island of Censorship The show is edited. Can't talked about Stern. The clock fell off the wall and hit Mike. Frank realizes Kathie C is no longer on TV, home all day long now The clock is still off the wall Bart calls from Spain, gets his pocket picked Mike's dogs take off, Mike has to go get them Dennis Murphy bumps into Buzz at the Palm for Buzz's 25th anniversary News scan, including Lay King and Marty Zeiger on a nuclear submarine ======================================================= Tues Aug 1, 2000: Doni, Sam and Frank Ratings party recap Tim McWilliams nearly comes to blows with another saleguy Don will be the 3rd man for Redskins pre-season because Sonny will be on tv Way Out There (Barbra Streisand's last concert) Ghetto slang list with Mista 40 Who's Gay and Who's Not article Bad hip-hop record ======================================================= Wed Aug 2, 2000: Shrimpin is Tough Phone scan That angry hump Louie Anderson Douchebag caller Phoner with Gretchen from Survivor Phone scan and Caligula Felching and shrimping Bark-off for Cash ======================================================= Thurs Aug 3, 2000: Scent of a Place Survivor Recap, and Mike loses the bet, will have to eat a bug Freda likes the Big Brother Don is mortified that the housekeeper launders his soiled underwear Body-part farts Dennis will represent at the Cancun Sex-Survivor challenge LBJ (Bob Dole) ======================================================= Fri Aug 4, 2000: Fry Daddy Mike brings in the deep fryer Mike's Little Fairy wand and phone Phoner with movie crone Olympia Dukakis Mike fries donuts Tim McWilliams explains his altercation with Brad

Mike fries more donuts Regis's wild cross-country sex-romp with a busty cheerleading coach Charlie Stossel ======================================================= Mon Aug 7, 2000: Lick My Duke Don's Redskins color commentary recap Mike walks through the brother-in-law's screen door Don's flight back from Tampa, and the United strike Pimping for What Would You Do for laser eye surgery? Can Tobasco kill you? Regis's affair article Phoner with Regis (Mike) ======================================================= Tues Aug 8, 2000: I Like Bush Don becomes a Republican; Mike stays on the dark side Don's daughter Amy wants $15,000 Quick phoner with Frank Herzog What Would You Do for laser eye surgery contest Frank Aherns' web chat Movie "The Replacements" cheerleaders in-studio ======================================================= Wed Aug 9, 2000: Scrape This Eye The Gerbil gets suspended because Stern was mentioned on yesterday's show Meet the guy who has to edit the show in New York Gordon Liddy reacts to Don Geronimo joining the GOP To Tell the Truth (sort-of) with wacky occupations Phone scan Bart calls from Spain ======================================================= Thurs Aug 10, 2000: Hey Baby Buzz (rightly) hates strollers Survivor recap Fez (of Ron & Fez) in-studio to meet Buzz Phoner with Leah Remini Trolling the sex lines LBJ (Tommy Lee Jones) ======================================================= Fri Aug 11, 2000: Kings and Queens On location to be extras on Kings and Queens ======================================================= Mon Aug 14, 2000: Moose Out Front Should Have Told You New media-access rules for Redskins games Freda and Big Freda are winging on over to Spain to jam with the Stones Freda hides presents all over the house, leaves notes as hints

Fanny means something else in England Wendell wants an apology from Dan Snyder Phone scan Calling England about fannies ======================================================= Tues Aug 15, 2000: You *Can* F the Face Big Brother recap Jive DJ ideas and advice Tom Gavin solds programs at RFK stadium Kathie Lee plastic surgery article Phone scan Local news people ======================================================= Wed Aug 16, 2000: Elvis Died for Our Sins The semi-annual Elvis is still dead show. ======================================================= Thurs Aug 17, 2000: Making His List, Checking It Twice Trolling for Strip Trivia Mike wants to take motorcycle lessons, buy a Harley Fatboy Don gets his lemon back from the dealer Survivor and Big Brother recaps Rudy Martzke and MNF hottie Melissa Stark Charlie Stossel Pimping the fantasy draft LBJ (James Garner) ======================================================= Fri Aug 18, 2000: Take It Off Presidential candidate wives Fight with a caller Strip Trivia ======================================================= Mon Aug 21, 2000: Just Don't Lead 'Em So Much Ann Hache is available Political arguments Fantasy football recap Would the Russian sailors in the Kirsk explode? "How Do You Shoot Women and Children?" scene was in FMJ, not Platoon Do aereolae get bigger if your boobs get bigger? Fights with two callers ======================================================= Tues Aug 22, 2000: Foe Tuck Me Great ratings Big Brother recap Robb and Charlie Stossel's personal appearance recaps Eatin' scabs Trolling for the Beach Haus Phoner with Leah Remini about Rikki Lake's KofQ appearance

Phoner with some guy who wrote a Survivor novelty song ======================================================= Wed Aug 23, 2000: Free Parking There are (almost) no black leads in tv shows Goodfellas drop-ins Ford and Firestone apologies Charlie Stossel Phone scan LVSS parking fee controversy Don's adopted parents beat earthdog brother Jim in court Cart destruction ======================================================= Thurs Aug 24, 2000: Since the Reagan Administration LVSS recap My Two Dicks Don wins the Survivor bet: everyone eats chocolate-covered bugs Dennis is winging it out to Arizona to bone his FB Trying to get Wendell a date/laid Caller wants to propose to his fiancee on-air Trying to call a Survivor loser LBJ (Bryant Gumble) ======================================================= Fri Aug 25 through Mon Sept 4, 2000: Reruns ======================================================= Tues Sept 5, 2000: Cadillac Man Don gets the dead-fish handshake from Dan Snyder Don trades his crappy Volvo in on a Caddy Don helps a cop with his P.A. mike technique Dennis Miller and MNF recap Mike rides a horse Old pilots (truncated) Jerry Lewis telethon tapes ====================================================== Wed Sept 6, 2000: I Want the Time Machine Problems with the studio Wendell's date with a listener recap Phone scan Broyhill gets the West Coast DirecTV feeds Phoner with Leah Remini Big brother recap Moron Jerry Lewis telethon tapes Two girls, one Wendell, no satisfaction ======================================================= Thurs Sept 7, 2000: F*cked by a Stump Juicy Lucy gives Wendell sweet release Don cuts a voice over for Yes, Dear Big Brother recap

Mr 40 in-studio Dennis Murphy in-studio to show off pix of his FB in Arizona Charlie Stossel Phone scan D&M compete at Playstation Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy Way Out There (male cheerleaders) ======================================================= Fri Sept 8, 2000: The Punishers Why Don's car insurance rates are still sky high Weird and worthless junk around the house Phone scan The Most Powerful Woman in Sports On the trail of the Joe Mama guy Calling back bad callers LBJ (Artie from Larry Saunders) ======================================================= Mon Sept 11, 2000: The Elephant & Castle Show D&M each list the worthless junk around their houses Don has to get a car inspection from a stickler for details Broyhill claims he's bored with the fantasy football league Don is surprised to find he likes his Limey neighbors Gary and Sarah Cockney rhyming slang Good and bad NFL uniforms, helments* Lay King's column Pimping for Erin, caller whose boyfriend recently dumped her *Pittsburg Steelers' diamonds are called hypocycloids ======================================================= Tues Sept 12, 2000: No Talent, but Loves the Skins Erin backs out of making a love connection, Kathy takes her place Win a Trip to Iceland with Kathy contest Mista 40 is back in-studio Phone scan Ocean City drops The Show--again ======================================================= Wed Sept 13, 2000: Biography Bob Knight interview recap Saleslady Libby is not fired DA caller thinks he has a bogus Redskins ticket Carping about the Olympics, weather Another DA caller Phoner with Don's Brit neighbor's friend Simon Charlie Stossel Phone Scan Iceland contest - can you tell us everything that happened

on the show? Barry White tribute ======================================================= Thurs Sept 14, 2000: Cheater Big Brother recap Speculating about going on Imus to discuss Stern's censorship Don finally beats Bart at Madden Caller wants to know if he should bang his crazy ex-wife? Woman gets killed by a street-sweeper recap The Big Lie ======================================================= Fri Sept 15, 2000: Those Aren't Pillows Happy birthday to Don Mike has a new personal trainer Greenville magazine article about The Show Timmy, the Nigerian Nightmare, takes Don's birthday nudes Tom Shales article that rips Dr. Laura Why you can or cannot say "thunderous orgasm" on the radio Phoner with ABC exec Don Ohlmeyer about MNF Pick the Pros with Rudy Martzke LBJ (Chris Rock) ======================================================= Mon Sept 18, 2000: Reruns ======================================================= Tues Sept 19, 2000: Master of Their Camcorder Domains Redskins football recap Pimping for the Most Unusual Body contest The greatness and ooginess of solo-sex tapes Nut calls from the asylum Pimping a video j/o contest Bart goes out with an older girl Don's limey friend Simon wants to be a regular contributor to The Show ======================================================= Wed Sept 20, 2000: Artie Johnson Turns Out to be Funny Afterall The cart racks are finally installed -- on-air "How Ya Doin" guy's first call Charlie Stossel J/O contestants in-studio Angry Black Guy vs. the Puerto Ricans ======================================================= Thurs Sept 21, 2000: How Ya Doin? Don't ask us "How Are You Doing?!" Phone scan (includes Gladys Kravitz*) Ex-Redskin fieldgoal kicker Brett Conway in-studio Blowing off Brett's interview with Chris Core

Make Us Laugh -------* I like Gladys Kravitz ======================================================= Fri Sept 22, 2000: Say Hi to Little 40 List of slang terms for j/o Fighting with a caller over the term "Affirmative Action" Mr 40 in-studio Watching j/o tape entries Pick the Pros with ESPN's Mike Patrick Mista 40 interviews Rudy Martzke LBJ (Norv Turner) ======================================================= Mon Sept 25, 2000: Dirty Jobs Fantasy football controversy - Big Gum Jim may have to forfeit his wins The Ken Stevens Show in the office before The Show Another weekend with the Brits Phoner with rassler Jerry Lawler Can You Get to 10? (Jerry Lawler, Liz Smith, Dennis Rodman, Dan Fouts, Rudy) Another phoner with Don's limey friend, and Show poison, Simon ======================================================= Tues Sept 26, 2000: Mike's Anal Experience DMV hell Working Mike about Candace Bushnell Phoner with Fox NFL's James Brown Mike's prom date Candace Bushnell in-studio Don's email telling Simon to go scratch A scary (I'm not kidding you this time kids) psycho mail for Charlie Stossel ======================================================= Wed Sept 27, 2000: Burn It Off King of Queens hires Lou Ferigno A local station does the Clear Channel scam about the national contest Argument with a douche-bagette over her prize winnings Mike gets skin tags burned off near his ball sack Charlie Stossel Phoner with Leah Remini Wacky Story File (will trade massages for olympic medals) ======================================================= Thurs Sept 28, 2000: Argument Clinic Celebrity makeovers Fights with callers about their looks That whore Meg Ryan Fights with callers about other things

Radio stock prices vs. Infiniti Broadcasting ======================================================= Fri Sept 29, 2000: Who's Jew The wacky callers start up again Fan writes D&M, wants hotel fair for a vacation in DC Which jews are still in the building for Rosh Hasana? LBJ (Jay Leno) Caller wants sex advice Pick the Pros with John Madden ======================================================= Mon Oct 2, 2000: Douche Chills Don goes to a party with his Brit friends The idiot disc jockey field announcer at the Redskins games Fantasy football Phoner with Leah Remini about their KoQ appearance Phoner with Dennis Franz Bugging Alan to pay the guy who installed the cart racks Match Game 2000 ======================================================= Tues Oct 3, 2000: How About Blouse-Clown Porn? Phoner with Leah Remini about the ratings Other DJs they hate Pimping the in-studio talent show Mike analyzes Don's dreams Caller thinks he has physical evidence of girlfriend's infidelity Charlie Stossel and phoner with a scary inmate Everything you never wanted to know about clown porn ======================================================= Wed Oct 4, 2000: So Long and Thanks for All the Sex Presidential debate recap Phoner with Mark Rippen Moron Clear Channel radio scam Newscan The masseuse is falling in love with Wendell Phoner with 3DO, a computer game company that predicted the BoSox would go to the Series ======================================================= Thurs Oct 5, 2000: Chicken Shit for the Soul Moron Jack Diamond talking about his new wife In-studio Talent Show - Guy can play tug-o-war with his ass-cheeks - Guy who can fart on command - Girl who can turn her girls backward - Girl who can nurse herself Caller wants a free hotel room while he's in DC Katie Couric needs to call The Show =======================================================

Fri Oct 6, 2000: Al Bania Here with Ya on a Good Lookin' Friday Katie Couric blows off The Show Freda wants to play raquetball Mystery Guest (Fred Travelina) The origin of Coron, Inc. Milosovic in the Morning on WNEW Pick the Pros with Jerry Glanville Lisa gets harrassing phone calls about her "abortion" Teasing Dennis Murphy's porn contest, more than you ever wanted to know about poison ivy Don hates the Superman movies Negotiating a poker game at Don's LBJ (Ray Romano) ======================================================= Mon Oct 9 and Tues Oct 10, 2000: Reruns ======================================================= Wed Oct 11, 2000: I was Peeing to Death Don is home with a kidney infection Mike's appearance at a Redskins Celebrity golf tourney Mike quits drinking to lose weight Mike pleeds with Democrats so he won't have to take Tom to lunch Buzz takes his birthday nude WaPo article on the Clear Channel national contest scam JO contest winner announced Kathy from Win a Date to Iceland (Sept 12) calls in Charlie Stossel, including a prison Inmate Orientation Handbook Anal Monologues ======================================================= Thurs Oct 12, 2000: Nothing Dirty! Don is still home with a kidney infection It's Robb's wedding anniversary Mike's daughter Catherine says he's "gross" Mike announces his fantasy football Fire Sale Mike wants to take motorcycle lessons A rare phoner with Kari Spewak Inaugural phoner with 40's baby brother, Grady Smoke Phoner with possible she-male caller Lee Win a Date to Detroit with Mr 40 poetry contest Phoner with GMA's Tony Perkins ======================================================= Fri Oct 13, 2000: She had Berber Carpeting Don is still home with a kidney infection but calls in WNEW ratings are up Phoner to Mike's personal trainer Brian Teets David Henlein's last day

Phoner with Fox NFL's Jillian Barberie Phone scan, featuring horny, undersexed women Phoner with Dave Thomas look-alike and old-guy porn star LBJ (Cousin Luigi) ======================================================= Mon Oct 16, 2000: The Freda Move Don's kidney doctor wants him to cut back on the booze Mike, Buzz and Lisa's personal appearance New York guy Tim refuses to work with Broyhill Don's adventures at the DMV The hotness/coldness of Sex and the City girls Saleswoman Stacy gives Don a Hustler pocket pussy Don and Freda discuss the upcoming LA trip Mike is screwed on his income tax extension Listener (guy) who sounds like a girl calls the agent and says Buzz knocked "her" up ======================================================= Tues Oct 17, 2000: TL's G-CGRW A prank on the lawyers: claiming Buzz knocked up a listener The problems with WNEW scheduling New York radio fan website Don gets his table script for KoQ Frank Ahrens article Phoner to Regis (Mike) about Millionaire Phoner with Leah Remini about Don's KoQ part ======================================================= Wed Oct 18, 2000: Look What We're Doing with 12-Year Olds! Great ratings, but no prizes World series bet: Mike takes the Yankees, Don the Mets Redskins field announcer screws up Deon Sanders playing checkers Larry Michael in-studio to hump his new PPV show Thunderbox Charlie Stossel Frank Aherns should write about the ratings Nipple & Anus (statues for the blind) ======================================================= Thurs Oct 19, 2000: Groping the Dead Mr 40 in-studio to tease the Tyson-Golata fight trip Lisa interviews foreigners at the DMV Hashing out hotel accommodations for the World Series trip Hot necrophile action Earthdog Brother Jim calls in Dennis Murphy in-studio to test whether he can stay flaccid while watching porn ======================================================= Fri Oct 20, 2000: Unavailable ======================================================= Mon Oct 23, 2000: A Bit of Meanness

Don's weekend in LA taping KoQ Phoner with Leah Remini and why her mother hates Don Studio phones crap out On strike: Alan Leinwand has to host the Show In LA, Freda sees Pierce Brosnan, Robert Downey, Jr and James Caan Mike gets some pity swag from the Democrats Mike announcing the President's Cup recap Phoner with Leah's mother about Don's meanness Dennis Murphy checks in from the Mexican porn competition ======================================================= Tues Oct 24, 2000: Thanks for Nothing, Ken Won't be going to New York because there's no place to stay Earthdog Brother Jim might spend the night with a listener Phoner with Ken Stevens about not going to New York Trolling for What Would You Eat Checking on Dennis Murphy's Mexican porn adventure Highway Love Connection ======================================================= Wed Oct 25, 2000: You Have Us Confused with People Who Care Freda and Bart analyze Don's porn bill Checking on the girl who won tickets to the World Series Checking on the listener who let Earthdog brother Jim crash with him Trolling for What Would You Eat Charlie Stossel Gay High-Heel Race recap with Homo Joe and Cheryl the Big Dyke Phoner with an Aussie who located the Survivor Outback location ======================================================= Thurs Oct 26, 2000: A PS2 is More Valuable than a Liz Hurley BJ--Maybe Trolling for What Would You Eat Comparing their PPV porn purchases for the prior month (Mike: 15 (really 20), Don: 7) Is Playstation 2 worth all the hype? Jeff from Tech Radio couldn't get a PS2 Fight with a caller Checking on the girl who won tickets to the World Series-the gerbil gave her a $20 for spending money Phoner with Bart about PS2, homecoming, US Presidents Major F'ing Star Dennis Murphy in-studio to discuss his Mexican porn adventure Win a Date with a Loser game ======================================================= Fri Oct 27, 2000: What Would You Eat?

Yankees win, Don loses Great ratings around the country How much pocket change can Mike hold in his belly button? Kathy Lee sings on the Today Show recap Phoner with Bob Costas Pick the Pros What Would You Eat (throughout the show) - Nate eats 24 crickets - Steve eats 6 eggs - Ron eats 2 cans of Spam - Samantha puts food on her body aand licks it off - Mike eats a blended mix of Spam,, clam juice, anchovy filets, cat food, chewing tobacco, pepto bismol, body hair, toe nails (winner) - Another Mike drinks Dennis Murphhy's underwear tea - Lee eats raw eggs ======================================================= Mon Oct 30, 2000: Reruns ======================================================= Tues Oct 31, 2000: Hallow-Weenie Show Hallow-weenie contest: how far you can deep throat a rubber dildo (throughout the show) Mike's heart cat-scan Don's lawn catches fire Don meets Dennis Miller, pees on himself; spends time with Adam Sandler and family, stares at Melissa Stark, Al Michaels is a prick Dude Walker cuts bumpers Fun with the phone delay Fallout with Freda over the burning lawn ======================================================= Wed Nov 1, 2000: Indubitabladubudlubly Trick or Treating recap Trying to remember terms of old bets Don doesn't understand the American Psycho ending Robb introduces the Redskins Phoner with Joe Rockhead, dumb intern made good Phoner with the mother of some freak giant kid football player Charlie Stossel ======================================================= Thurs Nov 2, 2000: He's a Pretty Girl Live from NEW in New York Short phoner with Earthdog Brother Jim Don got squirted by some douche's winshield wiper fluid American Psycho ending debate Phoner with Leah Remini Don wears an adult diaper on the street to pay off his

Yankees bet Not a whore Bonnie Bernstein in-studio Phone scan ======================================================= Fri Nov 3, 2000: All Hot She-Male Action Fights with callers Bush's DUI controversy The b.s. AIR awards Mike buys porn magazines Engineer Pete Johnson (Mike) Dials for Transvestites Pick the Pros with The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Engineer Pete Johnson (the real one) Dials for Transvestites LBJ (Bush) ======================================================= Mon Nov 6, 2000: Ice Box Man Don pussies out, says he'll vote for Gore Don's new refrigerator arrives, Freda begins turning Bart's bedroom into a giant sitting room Don wants to give one of the old refers away to a listener Carping about Norv Turner's lack of emotion Celebs who are big winners in life but are universally hated Is George Steinbrenner universally hated in New York? Bart doesn't want to take Lisa to Homecoming Steve Goldstein gives out small candies for Halloween Arnold Schwartzenegger article Tommy Hilfarter and Jason the Jet Engine in-studio ======================================================= Tues Nov 7, 2000: F'ing Liars Mike's monthly porn bill was 20 videos for the previous month Moron Don's vote for Gore Phone scan Lisa-on-the-street interviews about the election On-air phone polls to Bushs, Gores, Naders and Spewaks across the nation Phoner to Al Gore (Mike) ======================================================= Wed Nov 8, 2000: Still No President Florida f's up the country again. Mike concedes anyway, will take Tom Gavin to lunch Freda wants to give the old refrigerator to Big Freda, Don wants a Hottie Homemaker contest Phoner to Florida vote counters Charlie Stossel takes a pie because Bagger Vance didn't have a strong opening weekend BN vs. Mista 40

Problems with commercial carts Scott Shannon's CB interference The Gore/Bush (Mike) telephone concession calls ======================================================= Thurs Nov 9, 2000: Miss Hottie Homemaker Stupid people are holding up the election The Most Powerful Woman in Sports discusses the election Phoner with Leah Remini about her Celebrity Profile Phoners to berate West Palm Beach Hottie Homemaker Louise claims Don's refrigerator Phone scan with dumbasses about the election Hillary Clinton is a lesbo article Pop culture quizes ======================================================= Fri Nov 10, 2000: Levey Chills Bob Levey mentions D&M in his column Phoner with NFL kicker Brett Conway Mike takes Tom Gavin to lunch at Ruby Tuesday's to pay off the election bet Pick the Pros with Jimmy Kimmel Trolling for Thanksgiving families Infiniti's stupid internet stream rules ======================================================= Mon Nov 13, 2000: Windtalkers Mike is officially On the Wagon again Don's drunken conversation speculating whether a certain couple has sex with the light on Freda will be buying a new oven Phoner with O&A about time slot shifts, station lineups Phoner with Dave Cummings at Sexsurvivor2000.com What's going on with Adam Sandler's "Little Nicky" Moron the Leah Remini tv biography Where Are You? game ======================================================= Tues Nov 14, 2000: Doni's Inferno Don's undefeated streak in Fantasy Football is broken More carping about the election Don's v.o. on "Yes Dear" Don maps out and populates Heaven and Hell Feedback about the Bob Levey column Someone in Finland picked up The Show on KCJJ's ion skip Phoner with Tim Stickney about One Life to Live Fights with callers Too much infomation about adult babies Phoner with Dave Cummings at Sexsurvivor2000.com Why HBO never plays good movies Trolling for Thanksgiving families =======================================================

Wed Nov 15, 2000: Divine Sisterhood of the Subzero Refrigerator Celebrating their triumphant return to Ocean City with Bad Billy Warner tapes Work Stoppage until girls call in to play Strip Trivia Freda Trolls for Strip Trivia Contestants The greatness of COPS, suckiness of the Drew Carey Show Phoner with Dave Cummings at Sexsurvivor2000.com Charlie Stossel Phone scan Don's aversion to women (aka Freda's Friends) Fights with callers ======================================================= Thurs Nov 16, 2000: Stooooopid Puffy Coombs is stupid Phoner with the Thanksgiving dysfunctional family Pick the Pros with Phil Simms Rudy Martzke on Pat Summerall Phoner with Lou Ferigno, Kevin James and Leah Remini Trolling for guys for Strip Trivia LBJ (Arnold Schwartzenegger) ======================================================= Fri Nov 17, 2000: Take It Off Trolling for more Strip Trivia contestants When does "Hannibal" premeire? High school girls think oral sex is not "sex" Rassler Diamond Dallas Paige in-studio C--- Fest at some college Strip Trivia ======================================================= Mon Nov 20, 2000: Roadkill Recliner Don is off working the Redskins pre-game show Mike takes his kids to the Build-a-Bear workshop Mike buys a new recliner, loses his back cushion on the highway on the drive home Robb is selling Christmas trees Phoner with the guy whose family won the Thanksgiving contest Phoner with Leah Remini Phoner with Dave Cummings at Sexsurvivor2000.com Robb interviews Charly Stuangstabalac ======================================================= Tues Nov 21, 2000: Unavailable ======================================================= Wed Nov 22, 2000: Work Stoppage Don's Thanksgiving plans Mike is going to run in a 5K Angry message from a caller on Robb's voice mail, gets

dumped. D&M declare a work stoppage Flu shots Pick the Pros with John Madden Homo Joe and his new Jarhead boyfriend Nipple & Anus (Butterball Turkey Talk Line) Charlie Stossel Goofing on Jack Diamond and Burt the rat ======================================================= Thurs Nov 23, 2000: Thanksgiving ======================================================= Fri Nov 24, 2000: Reruns ======================================================= Mon Nov 27, 2000: Patty C Don calls for a national Day of Anger about the elections Don's thanksgiving battle for the television Mike's 5K run Phoner with Patricia Heaton--sex quiz goes bad Fights with callers Phoner with Ken Stevens for CYA Greatest Pop Songs of (our) Time list Happy birthday--Lisa the Nymph turns 24 ======================================================= Tues Nov 28, 2000: Dead I Am, Ted I Am Almost nobody on the sales staff wants to play paintball Robert Downey busted again, David Blaine recaps Robb vs. Libby on paintball team rosters XM radio is nowhere, man Trolling for the freak show Dr. Seuss droves his wife to suicide story Robb's Redskins on-field announcements recap Match Game 2000 ======================================================= Wed Nov 29, 2000: Bang Gotcha Trolling for the freak show Klink gets sick, craps all over the house, Don pukes in middle of it, visitors show up Top 10 gifts that Robb will give his kid Phoner with Don's old DJ friend Shotgun Mark Rivers DJ stories Trolling for the freak show Charlie Stossel Wacky Story File (Jesus freak) Mom vs. Mom Cage-Match for a Razor scooter ======================================================= Thurs Nov 30, 2000: Hey Reeeeeeg! David Blaine rant Trolling for the freak show D&M's guide to tipping

Mike calls Liddy's show as Regis Someone buys phone sex time for Lisa's birthday Dad vs. Dad Cage-Match for a Razor scooter ======================================================= Fri Dec 1, 2000: Freaks Who Carry Your Luggage Up to the Studio Some woman finds a chicken head in her McDonalds not-sohappy meal Woman calls to stir soup, tries to see how much of the phone can fit in the stock pot More problems with show content and the Dump Button Ken might have to call Patricia Heaton about The Sex Quiz Pick the Pros with Rudy Martzke Freak Show - guy lights books of matches, putts them in his mouth - guy can make his balls beat likee a human heart - guy runs a chain through his nosse, pulls it out his mouth, flosses - woman can pop her arms out of heer sockets - guy who could smoke through his ears - guy with whacked-out toes on hiss feet - guy who could flip his arms - guy with multiple nipples Way Out There (prosthetic vaginas) ======================================================= Mon Dec 4, 2000: The Emp'er Strikes Back Norv Turner is fired Don buys a Xmas tree from Robb Phoner with Norv Turner (Mike) Fantasy football recap Norv's tearful press conference recap Paintball battle recap Mystery Guest (Ron Jeremy) Another phoner with Norv Turner (Mike) ======================================================= Tues Dec 5, 2000: Is It Santa's Briefcase? Don's appearance on KoQ recap Dennis Miller on MNF recap Ranking hot sports broadcasters who should pose in Playboy Phoner with Leah Remini Introducing the Holiday Secret Sound Harrison Ford tabloid story Big Gay Homo Joe's latest big gay subway conquest Kathie C tabloid story Self-Image quiz Norv Turner gets fired promo The incredibly bad production values at JFK Jizz@AOL.com is mad because Don gave out his email address

======================================================= Wed Dec 6, 2000: Norville the Clown Greg Brady/Slim-Shady parody song is actually funny The Budweiser Holiday Box -- Budweiser with champagne glasses Bart calls to defend Drew Barrymore Introducing car-wreck victim Ryder, who wants to get laid for Christmas Charlie Stossel Oxbig and Letoris (guy who wants to sell voting chads) Phoner with Norv Turner (Mike) ======================================================= Thurs Dec 7, 2000: Bloody Good Christmas concert with Dennis Murphy, Tom the Monster, Mista 40 and Homo Joe Don's bloody feet and socks Regular caller Ryder in-studio to tease his trip to Reno to get laid A fan sends in some body-part-painting art Steve Kingston complains to the gerbil about stuff Don said on the air Steve Kingston (Don) calls Ken Stevens (Mike) More on C--- Fest, and some college kid who claims he found a dead deer in his shower Mike's childhood friend Richie calls in to tell the story of how Mike popped his cherry Vinnie the Elf ======================================================= Fri Dec 8, 2000: Ambiguously Gay Don buys mafia clothes for the station Christmas party Ryder checks in from Reno Hotline to Heaven (Werner Klemperer) Pick the Pros with Greg Gumbel Election news -- start the recount again Phoner with The Furniture Guys (Joe Lorario and Ed Feldman) Make Us Laugh LBJ (Santa) ======================================================= Mon Dec 11, 2000: The Crazy World of Dan Snyder Christmas party recap The Redskins suck Free t-shirts from T-Shirts That Suck Goofing on Jack Diamond Ryder is back from the Bunny Ranch, in-studio Urging listeners to vote for Hannah Storm to pose naked in Playboy Vinnie the Elf covers the lighting of the national Christmas Tree

======================================================= Tues Dec 12, 2000: Can't You Stop Spending? Bart in-studio for the exchanging of gifts, ball-busting The Auntie Lola story Beatles Christmas greetings records Secret sound battles with callers Charly Stuangstabalac and the Hamburger James story The most difficult Secret Sound ever--isn't guessed ======================================================= Wed Dec 13 through Mon Jan 1, 2001: Reruns ======================================================= Tues Jan 2, 2001: And Screw the Pampered Chef Robb's baby Julia arrives in the world Don gets his kidneys worked on over vacation Don and Freda fight over his "not caring" on NY's eve Mike's travel on the Auto-train (aka the Shi-train) Ranting about the non-existant snow Mike's very Disney vacation Mike buys an australian shepherd puppy "Tully" ======================================================= Weds Jan 3, 2001: Expect More Werner Klemperer's "secret" article Phoner with a UPS driver Dennis Murphy is stopped for DUI, weasles out of it Salesguy Steve Goldstein drops a bomb on an impromptu office party, Brad quits Charlie Stossel Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs Jan 4, 2001: Always An Adventure Need to make the Secret Song contest harder Don buys Freda a Christmas gift that she doesn't like Stupid football players Soap.net pussies out--D&M won't be watching "One Life To Live" on-air afterall Phoner to a San Francisco J/O club Tabloid articles from the Globe Strange and sexy TV shows What's going on at WNEW? Leslie Gold is fired, O&A have their tits in a wringer Phoner with Dudley Moore (Mike) Mother Cussers game ======================================================= Fri Jan 5, 2001: And Were Are Those Pictures We Supposed to See? The incredible mongolian CF that is WNEW -- want the midday slot Pick the Pros with Chris Berman

Phoner to Culpepper VA about getting a local road named "Don & Mike Street" LBJ (Sean Connery) ======================================================= Mon Jan 8, 2001: We Quit--Howard Stern D&M quit WNEW--Howard Stern Cast Away recap--Howard Stern The feebleness of Pat Summerall--Howard Stern Freda buys a very expensive, overrated dinner--Howard Stern Mike goes skiing--Howard Stern John O'Hurley in-studio--Howard Stern Anthony Robbins and Donald Trump article--Howard Stern Elvis birthday tribute, and Elvis-impersonator in-studio-Howard Stern ======================================================= Tues Jan 9, 2001: Walk Out and Reruns D&M announce they're leaving until the WNEW problems get straightened out. Reruns: - Phoner with one of Ike Turner's ex-wives - Daughter Amy calls and wants $15,000 - Mike gets dick for Father's Day - Earthdog brother Jim calls in, got dick for Father's Day - Buzz hates strollers - Broyhill loves his cellphone headset - Phone scan ======================================================= Wed Jan 10, 2001: Don't Say the Goddamn, Dere--Hey? WJFK is off-air, so they're going to run reruns on the network - Controversy over the Wichita LVSS Back on the air with live show-Talking with management behind the scenes Earthdog brother Jim sends Don a hideous Packers windsock for Christmas Trying to make fire without using matches Pimping the What Would You Drink? game New York is gone, but we got Fargo, baby! PS2 blows Dreamcast away, but XBox looms Mike theTv Icon Boy calls (Bob Barker) ======================================================= Thurs Jan 11, 2001: Can't You Just Use a Sock? "Love's Theme" is so old, so 70s Fight with a dumbass caller More than you ever wanted to know about the Cher lady, Food Lion tampons Don't talk about sex in front of Bart (includes woman jokes)

What Would You Eat contest - A quart of bacon grease - Catching mother's milk squirted from the tap - Crickets and pickle juice - Blended cocktail of raw seafood - Sticks of butter and self-induced barfing ======================================================= Fri Jan 12, 2001: Whispering to the Pink Canoe Who to tip, who not to tip Temptation Island recap Predicting Dennis Miller's reaction to MNF Gordon Liddy in-studio to give D&M some German lessons (Bay-Emm-Vay) Charlie Stossel, who does not like to give BJs Phone scan Gordon Liddy back in-studio with the Stacked & Packed Calendar girls LBJ (Clinton and Bush) ======================================================= Mon Jan 15, 2001: Reruns (MLK Day) ======================================================= Tues Jan 16, 2001: Bleeding Nipple Boy Great ratings and gifts. Dennis Miller, football on tv recaps Exploring the sound effects library D&M want an apology from O&A Shocker--trouble trying to buy something from Best Buy Don tries to install a new DVD player Mike's bleeding nipple ======================================================= Wed Jan 17, 2001: Say When Pimping the Genitals for Jamaica contest Don's lunch with Dennis Murphy at the Palm Phoner with Cathy Rogers from Junkyard Wars Tard caller In impasse with the WNEW negotiations ======================================================= Thurs Jan 18, 2001: Lotus Flower Back on in New York. Jim McClure gives Aherns a fictional account of what's going on Mike and Dude Walker both went to the Columbia School of Broadcasting Bad movie collectables (Wilson from Cast Away) and insane fans (Trekkies) Genitals for Jamaica contest Temptation Island recap ======================================================= Fri Jan 19, 2001: Don is Responsible for Electing Bush

Celebrity hosts for the inauguration balls GOP rep comes in to give Don some swearing-in tickets Punishing Big-gum Jim for the info he gave to The Post Phoner with John Madden Charlie Stossel Phone scan LBJ (Jesse Jackson) ======================================================= Mon Jan 22, 2001: The Million Dollar Dullard Don skips the inauguration Jenna Bush's boobs CBS won't pay postage for radio prizes Golden Globes recap Al Pacino's rambling acceptance speech Joan and Melissa Rivers recap Don tries showing the movie Casino to his neighbors Bart kicks Don's ass playing basketball Some guy in pajamas and slippers shopping at Safeway at 4pm Dumbass caller can't fathom the Secret Song contest Sgt O'Meara's DJ crap blues band ======================================================= Tues Jan 23, 2001: It-shay or-fay ains-Bray More than you ever wanted to know about testicle transplants Mike says he'll shave his head if the Sox don't win the pennant this year The star witness at Gordon Liddy's defamation suit is a whack-job (allegedly) American Chewie (Mark Chemora) story details Phoner with Bill Clinton (Mike) about living alone in NYC "Kiss My Bumper" guy (Howard G) calls in Phoner with Tom Liddy (Gordon's son) about the trial Teasing the "What's In There?" game Fighting with Broyhill over the missing Super Bowl tickets Fighting with Linewand over the missing Super Bowl tickets ======================================================= Wed Jan 24, 2001: Cut Yer Nuts Off What the mayors of Baltimore and New York ought to offer as a Super Bowl bet Don has his Super Bowl tix from Alan Escaped convict could have been phone scan caller Screening contestants for the "What's In There" game? Back on WNEW, mad at The Gerbil The Boop Boop Hey kids! Rick Dees will be on Z104! (on 21-hour tape delay) Charlie Stossel hates O Brother Where Art Thou? Jail Mail

The mayor of STDmore bails out on his phoner Phoner with Lisa Remedy ======================================================= Thurs Jan 25, 2001: What's In There? Teasing the Super Bowl show Temptation Island recap What's In There game Celebrity home tv shows Oxbig & Litoris (death museum) ======================================================= Fri Jan 26, 2001: Sugar Frosted Scornflakes Live from Tampa for the Super Bowl Guest Boomer Esiason Guest Bonnie Bernstein Rudy Martzke and da Mouse Guest Randy Cross The flight out to Tampa and Bart is sick The Golden Boy plays in a golf tourney with Sterling Sharp Guest George Michael The CBS Ranch LBJ (Jack Kent Cook) ======================================================= Mon Jan 29, 2001: It's Crap The weekend in Tampon Bay: - crashing the good side of the Comissioner's Party - Mike hits the Maxim Magazine party Hate letters forwarded by management - The incredibly crappy motel - Wendell Hall's Where My Beer? - Robb's phobic flyer pills Super Bowl commercial recap Announcing the name of Mike's DJ band: Crap Previewing Lisa-on-the-Street interview questions A dispute over the syndication $ begins to brew Gary Conrad, the horny hypnotist, in-studio to hypnotize Lisa ======================================================= Tues Jan 30, 2001: Reruns Don and Mike are sick with the flu ======================================================= Wed Jan 31, 2001: Spell Cheeseburger Mark Chmura rape trial recap Phoner with the dumbasses at Dairy Queen who took a $200 bill as payment Fast-food employee IQ test Phone scan Tom Gavin in-studio Phone scan, including the "Potential Tedious Argument

Alarm" going off Envy over the Washington Post's feature of Rigden Dees ======================================================= Thurs Feb 1, 2001: Best Talk Show in Tee-own Survivor and Temptation Island recaps More carping about the lameness of Rigden Dees WNEW article includes The Gerbil's quotes Lisa-on-the-Street interviews for the Ravens' celebration, hon The Greenville station is sold, dropping The Show Old radio stories: Don Cox Phoner with some guy who's trolling for homeless porn actresses ======================================================= Fri Feb 2, 2001: Don't Talk About May The new roof is leaking, will have to get it replaced again Survivor recap A warning to Jack Diamond Charlie Stossel and jail mail Mike Oxbig and Mike Litoris (Groundhog Day) LBJ (Bob Barker) Gordon Liddy in-studio to gloat over his lawsuit mistrial ======================================================= Mon Feb 5, 2001: Mate! Dennis Miller on MNF recap Angry at the weathercasters Two dykes in-studio to show a yearbook photo of some Suvivor contestant Robb is standing by as a Lifeline for a Millionaire contestant Phoner with Leah Remini about going on Jack Diamond's show Traffic girl "Lane Closure" rubs elbows with Tom Gavin Don's drunken, dirty dancing with neighbor Gary on Saturday night Mike fights for the name of Crap Mike walks out on Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon ======================================================= Tues Feb 6, 2001: Just Kiss It Osmond Family movie recap Don tells Bart to "turn that music off!" Bart crunches Freda's car while backing it up in the driveway--again Are we going to Portland or not? A little on-air poker Match Game 2001 (guest Howard G) Phoner with Buddy Ebsen and his poorly proofed novel Phone scan =======================================================

Wed Feb 7, 2001: Prick Dees The dumbass who shot at the white house, and (shock!) sloppy news gathering Don hears from an old high school acquaintance who wants NBA all-star game tix A party where the women were compiling lists of the men they'd slept with Ripping on Rigdon Dees Teasing a Valentine's Day "Dating Game" Phone scan Caller proposes to his knocked-up old lady on the phone Wacky Story File (custom license plate maker) ======================================================= Thurs Feb 8, 2001: At Least He Doesn't Soak Her in Ice Water First Temptation Island recap Mike gives the high hard one to wifey Some guy Mike met is in-studio to beat Tommy Hilfarter-fails Phone scan A 30-share in the ratings on WEAV in Burlington VT What Your Wife Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Her, featuring the dumbass who drugs his wife so he can hump her comatose body* ======================================================= Fri Feb 9, 2001: Lick the Band-Aid Trying to figure out whether Robb would have known the lifeline answer from Millionaire Phoner to Hilton hotels about not giving free hand lotion anymore June Lockhart in-studio Phone scan Lay King on Babwa Wattas tapes Charlie Stossel LBJ (Hannibal Lecktor) ======================================================= Mon Feb 12, 2001: Flaughterhouse Dive Public restroom courtesy Some crazy woman in the neighborhood who loves Ken Stevens Don wins the 50/50 raffle at church XFL recap Trying to buy jewelry for Freda and a book for Bart Mike didn't like "Hannibal" More on-air blackjack, and Don's rubber checks with nasty things written in the "memo" ======================================================= Tues Feb 13, 2001: We're Not Fags, But---Changes to the Mr. Perfect contest

Mike records his drop-in for "Yes Dear" Black vs. white tv viewing habits Chris Rock rips Jerry Lewis on Lay King Don buys an $8 Valentine's Day card Meet the male lame-ass Mr. Perfect contestants Entertainment News Phoner with Regis (Mike) about the new Regis & Kelly show ======================================================= Wed Feb 14, 2001: Crapped Out Robb's baby Julia (and Cary) in-studio Rassler Mick Foley (Mankind) blows off The Show Phone scan "Blind Date with Mr. Perfect" game begins Rassler Mick Foley (Mankind) shows up after all ======================================================= Thurs Feb 15, 2001: Boogity PD extraordinaire Buddy Scott won't pick up The Show in Greenville The best way to execute Timothy McVay Phoner with the Nascar's Darryl Walltrip Shocker: problems with the (proposed) Sacramento show "Blind Date with Mr. Perfect" recap Tom Gavin calls repeatedly during the date at The Palm Tard vs. tard caller action A wrong number gets the Hot Line Now everybody has the Hot Line Mike cashes the checks Don gave him for blackjack losses ======================================================= Fri Feb 16, 2001: Beware Geeks Returning Gifts Survivor recap, and the horrible truth about eggs Salesboy Colin hangs around Lisa too much The debacle with the studio computers Charlie Stossel Where the hell are Dennis Murphy's Christmas gifts? Phone scan Charlie Broyhill and Salesboy Colin vs. Laura, the girl who won the Blind Date contest LBJ (Bush) ======================================================= Mon Feb 19, 2001: Presidents Day Reruns ======================================================= Tues Feb 20, 2001: God Needed a Driver Dale Earnhardt Senior's death recap Freda may need a transfusion before her period ends Freda hates shopping club discount cards Highway Love Connection Is Harrah's charging a premium for Don and Mike fans? =======================================================

Wed Feb 21, 2001: Thanks, O'Meara Phoner with Robb, who's in New York for The Sopranos party Pimping for Strip Trivia Caller with a health problem calls in to explain he thinks he was poisoned at a restaurant Phone scan NY contest winners check in to say they're having a blast Fight with a caller Entertainment news What's wrong with the SI swimsuit edition Robb calls in from NY Getting the male contestants for Strip Trivia Filling out Don's SAG awards ballot with the worst candidates ======================================================= Thurs Feb 22, 2001: Reruns (Travel Day) ======================================================= Fri Feb 23, 2001: Take It Off Live from Reno, NV The mongolian CF that is the Reno/Tahoe-Style Show--why you can't have a Reno/Tahoe Style Show in Tahoe after weeks of promotion What could be the lamest TV interview ever Meet the Strip Trivia contestants Wendel Hall gets an on-air pole-smoking from a Bunny Ranch ho Strip Trivia ======================================================= Mon Feb 26, 2001: She Looked Like Cary Spewack Why the Reno/Tahoe Style Show got s--- canned Leah Remini calls CBS Radio's Dan Mason to ask why D&M aren't on in LA Wendell Hall partakes The Bunny Ranch 60 Second Interview (Nudist store in Canada) ======================================================= Tues Feb 27, 2001: Why Don't We Do a Show Together?! Don doesn't like the kickbox workout, jumping rope Phoner with Leah Remini about her call to Dan Mason, and maybe she should take the 3rd seat on The Show Phoner to Jabar at Dan Mason's office Phone scan Fat Tuesday's Fattest Fan contest Robb's Sopranos Party tapes ======================================================= Wed Feb 28, 2001: Ass Wednesday Pimping for the biggest ass contest D&M ratings are great, station ratings suck Don gives up yelling at callers for Lent

Phone scan Last night on TV recap Mike O'Meara's Crap tapes Listener comes down with moonshine; D&M want to make molotov cocktails out of it Contestant for Ass Wednesday arrive to get their butts measured Arnold Schwartzenegger (Mike) discusses running for Governor of Collie-fornia Don just can't get that booger loose.... Chubby chaser calls in, wants to date a fat dude Contest winners in-studio who went to NYC with Robb for the Sopranos party ======================================================= Thurs Mar 1, 2001: Masturbation Nation The weekend is ruined: Freda invites Ken Stevens and his family over for dinner Saturday Temptation Island recap HBO's Real Sex: Orgasms recap Lisa's day at the tanning salon Sex toy tupperware parties Caller wonders about her boyfriend's jacked-up cock-adoodle-do Phoner with Jesus.com, a guy who looks like Jesus and showers with girls for his website NY contestant Dierdre gives Chris the boot and does he really kill small animals for fun? ======================================================= Fri Mar 2, 2001: The Morphine Kazoo Survivor recap Don wants a buffer couple for having The Stevens over Phoner with Bob Costas Oxbig and Litoris (Caskets and Ice Cream) Anger over having Mike Ox... and Mi...orois being dumped out LBJ (Tony Soprano) ======================================================= Mon Mar 5, 2001: Forget About It, Indeed Anger over the weather panic that never happened Don's evening with the Stevenses and The British Invasion Phoner with John Macks, one of Jay Leno's writers Phoner with Jay Leno (Mike) about Macks Sopranos recap Lisa Goes Tanning Lay King discusses his friend Mike Hunt ======================================================= Tues Mar 6, 2001: Don't Comment On My Life Pimping the LVSS

Don can't jump rope Bart gets a recruitment letter from Cal Tech Caught between Bart the Hammer and Freda the Anvil Robb calls Westwood 1 to see about picking up The Show The station stole the two new Dell computers The three words that strike fear in the hearts of mortal men ======================================================= Wed Mar 7, 2001: Duct Tape Those Nipples Down LVSS recap, includes - pulled over for speeding on the way - duct tape - Why Don't You Like Me? - Mista 40 is out of control - Car vandalism in the parking lot Freda buys a new car The suck-assedness of Arli$$ Mystery Guest (ALF) Buzz the angry hothead dominates the Show staff with a reign of terror Freda wants to open Don Geronimo's Famous DJ Cigar Bar Saleswoman Libby calls in ======================================================= Thurs Mar 8, 2001: Smells Like Spring Rain Don gives Robb cell-phones for this birthday; Broyhill badmouths the service Pimping the herbal breast-enlargement experiment with Angela Harris Matthew Perry's Elvis-like drug cocktail Phoner with Mike from Survivor Douchebag caller Trying to get a listener laid Another douchebag caller ======================================================= Fri Mar 9, 2001: Come Aboard--We're Expecting You Mike's wife Laura leaves to go on a cruise with her gal pals Bored with Survivor Why are there always seagulls at Kmart? Charlie Stossel and a phoner with his girlfriend Kevin Pollack in-studio Phoner with Leah Remini regarding her FHM bikini spread LBJ (Jesse Ventura) ======================================================= Mon Mar 12, 2001: A Dog Rocket in March Don hated "15 Minutes", and arguments with Charlie Stossel over his recommendations John Belushi's dog-rocket cigars

Dennis Murphy arrives with Christmas gifts Greaseman Interview recap Some germ caller claims he was banging a married woman, wants advice on what to do Mike's wife Laura goes on a cruise, Mike stuck at home hung-over with his kids, playing the "walk on Daddy" game Another contestant for the herbal breast development experiment comes in to be evaluated ======================================================= Tues Mar 13, 2001: Suck On This, Losers Wife's weekend cruise with the girls recap Freda has an intuition that Don doesn't love her Triumphant return of the Secret Sound Don drops a guy while kick-boxing, but still can't jump rope Sniffing your own issue: band-aids, scabs, toe-cheese Lisa, Lane Closure are dithering about joining the breast inhancement experiment Callers want sex advice Jealous of Rush Limbo "Juan Sanchez" emails the show and tells about meeting Mike's wife during the cruise Mike considers bailing out of the stock market Phone Ho Theater ======================================================= Wed Mar 14, 2001: Squirty.com Back on in Greenville SC, and the station is visited by emissaries Tom and Dennis Another girl comes in to be measured for the herbal breast enhancement experiment Mike wants to go on a cruise with the listeners (on the company's time) Listeners' dog, baby pick the NCAA bracket Where will the MIR space station land? ======================================================= Thurs Mar 15, 2001: Stoned on Kidneys Don is home with kidney stones Why Survivor sucks Mike's BoSox preseason melt-down Mike spends his wonderful morning off cleaning up dog crap Phoner with XFL and Rassler Vince McMahon More than you ever wanted to know about Hoof-n-Mouth, Handn-Mouth, whatever it is Creepy salesguy Colin takes Robb's birthday nudes Robb's dry cleaner, Ali, calls in Wacky Story File ======================================================= Fri Mar 16, 2001: You'll Shoot Yer Eye Out

Don's medical procedure for dealing with his kidney stones Trying to figure out the results of the dog/baby NCAA bracket picks The secret sound attracts dumbass callers like a bug-light Mike and the Irish Chorale (Dennis, Tom, Homo Joe, Cheryl and Mista 40) sing Irish songs Charlie Stossel Another woman arrives to be measured for the herbal breast augmentation experiment LBJ (Rush Limbaugh) ======================================================= Mon Mar 19, 2001: Breast Monday Don is out again because of kidney stones Mike's 5-year-old has a sleepover Mike's wife got violently ill after sex Kathi Lee Gifford's crappy movie tapes and recap Angela Harris in-studio to begin the breast-enhancement herbal treatment ======================================================= Tues Mar 20, 2001: Reruns Don is out again because of kidney stones. I believe they ran "best-of" today. ======================================================= Wed Mar 21, 2001: And So It Came to Pass Don's kidney-stone recap Trolling for a Freak Show to win rassle-mania tickets Don will be vacationing with Ken Stevens Freda wants Don to be her "gay best friend" when she's cruising bars at Ocean City The phones hath no fury like women scorned Woman caller wants D&M to buy a tombstone for an employee's dead child Mr. Skin Another fight with a caller Lay King plagarizes from a website, nobody cares WaPo telemarketing call to the hot line ======================================================= Thurs Mar 22, 2001: Things is Perc-u-latin' Last minute trolling for the freak show Inaugural call for the Crying Guy? Booking hotel and hooker accommodations for Dennis Murphy for the McVey execution Dude Walker cuts liners The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Freak Show - death farts - deep throat kielbasa man - guy who writes with crayon in his ass

- woman who can suck her own nipples - women smears eggs over her body, licks it off - guy who can suck himself Phoner with the Pope (Don) at the Pope Center Charlie Stossel's picks the Oscars Earthdog brother Jim downloads The Show off Napster ======================================================= Fri Mar 23 through Mon Ajdury 2, 2001: Reruns (Vacation) ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 3, 2001: Gloria! My Lobster is Poison! Announcements of new stations, live appearances Don and Freda's vacation cruise recap - Freda's fat, annoying cruise friend - the stranded-by-the-taxi scam - flying back with the barking dog in first class Mike's vacation recap - poison food - $8 pack of cigarettes - Swedish masseuse hates golf - Should have Scott Shannon'd the Avis rent-a-car - celebrity sighting: Gloria Estafan - arriba! Jeremy Coleman's car is crushed in the parking lot Article about Sergeant Diamond's Jive-ass DeeJay Band ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 4, 2001: A Step Above Crying Circus Clowns Lame-ass David Copperfield's trick on the tv box last night Why can't the local firefighters wear beards? Fight with a douchebag caller Jerry Lewis's "The Day the Clown Cried" background, notes and dialog Charlie Stossel takes a pie in the face for losing the Oscar bet That scab Barry Williams (Greg Brady) in-studio Way Out There (Man-chester, England) Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 5, 2001: My Love Pole Loves Puzzy Mike is high on the BoSox Sopranos recap The arrival of the screenplay for "Monkeys On Mars" A depressed letter from Ryder Previewing the Robb on the Street questions to the Chinese Phone scan Richard the driver is serious horny Bart's now a licensed driver and he's freeeeeee! Robbay Dials for Transvestites ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 6, 2001: Gonna Bring You Down to Chinatown

Survivor recap Robb interviews NY Chinese on the street Pete Johnson interviews Rudy Martzke Has anyone in NY heard of Don & Mike? LBJ (Carl Spackler from Caddyshack) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 9, 2001: The Don & Mike Show--In Color The hellish flight home from NY Bart's not-date gift and movie with a "friend" Don's brit friend grabs Don's balls Grilling Broyhill about his weekend in NY Sopranos recap Deprived of color tv as a child Scooter from Mobile knows tv-trivia too Why English is such a bitch to learn Douchebag caller Caller translates Robb's chinese tape Hidden microphone records Bush (Mike) and the Chinese ambassador (Don) ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 10, 2001: Confucius Say: Let My People Go Trolling for the Biggest Breast contest Lisa with a bullhorn at the Chinese Embassy tapes Calling restaurants about possibly tainted food Lisa Chinese Embassy tapes continues Freda wants to have a hen party with Laura, Marsha, Cary and Roz Stevens Don is *still* passing kidney stones Show Trivia Survivor game Dumbass caller ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 11, 2001: Name It and Claim It Fallout from the no-talking-in-the-morning agreement Mike still hates "Boot Camp" Is aphrodisiac "African Fly" for real? DirecTV locked Mike out the porno channels Mista 40 in-studio to push his new hip-hop CD Stump the Stupe Phoner with Bush (Mike) ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 12, 2001: The Golden Boy AFTRA puts the kybosh on Internet streaming Worthless Unions Phone scan One woman is scaring off the other Big Breast contestants Mike O'Meara is The Golden Boy The biggest breast contest begins to sag The biggest breast becomes the Best Breast contest

======================================================= Fri Ajdury 13, 2001: 10 Eggs If You Kiss His Starfish Dennis Murphy is the free money bunny Kissing Dennis's mouth or Tom Gavin's armpit Phoner with Super Bowl MVP Mark Rippen Charlie Stossel LBJ (Hugh Grant) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 16, 2001: Jesus Christ, I Love George McFly The crappiness of local news The Secret Jesus game Shocker: "Joe Dirt" is a suck-fest Mike is high on the Red Sox today Hot KY Easter morning sex is the best The etiquette of returning gifts and the junk around the house George McFly is parking cars for a living It's the Sacramento Valley Armpit Heater, dumbass Helen Hunt is a pretenious C--The not quite triumphant return of Scott the Dwarf ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 17, 2001: When Was the Last Time You Had Fun?! Aaron Sorkin in the (Buzz) Burbank Jail Call to some old bat who wrote an angry letter to the newspaper about The Show Annual last-minute-tax-filers news report recap The Weakest Link sucks Freda finds a fart filter cushion Planning The Backward Show Marion Berry (Mike) discusses his indecent exposure court case The wit and wisdom of Lay King Bridget the Midget calls in Oxbig and Litoris ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 18, 2001: Bananarama Where's the work-ethic on the sales staff? She-male caller is excited for the Backwards Show Eccentric, weird David Letterman article Donielle comes in-studio to fire a banana out of her "place" Earthdog brother Jim calls in Phoner with The Bean Queen Dudley Moore (Mike) discusses his rare brain disorder ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 19, 2001: wohS sdrawkcaB ehT Buzzcast Who's going to get whacked on The Sopranos?

Don's overnight flight to NYC Don hates his room at The Plaza Phone scan Descending Celebrity Game Phoner with Rick Springfield Match Game 2001 (with Tony Perkins and The Gerbil) Buzz's trip to New York Live from WNEW in NYC ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 20, 2001: Bake & Hate in the Morning! Wooo! Don takes Mike back to his crappy hotel room Trying to go out to dinner in NYC Survivor recap Another message from George McFly Phoner with Marv Albert Mike and Robb at the NBC store The contents of everyone's shaving kit Whacky story file LBJ (Anne Robinson) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 23, 2001: Best Beeooobs in Teeeoooowwwn The flight back with the nervous flyer Let's throw a Teurettes party The 5 O'Clock WAVA Weekend Send-Off stories Bart beats Don playing basketball Freda promises Don sex if he can sit through a foreign movie* with her Mike watches some suck-ass pedophile documentary Sopranos recap Angela Harris, the natural boob lady, back in-studio for a check-in Phone scan, featuring a tribute to Stan the Fan Some damn thing about Rosie O'Donnell's pumpkin-shaped hand "Woman on Top" ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 24, 2001: Smell the Glove, Don Another wild night at the British neighbors' house Fretting over the Wive's get-together Major Effing' Whore Dennis Murphy's Sacramento Personal Appearance Tour schedule Spanish caller What would John Auville do? Don gets a copy of the rough cut of Broadcast News to see if the was in it Don's brit neighbor says Don stole his cologne The life of Homo Joe Phone scan

Make Us Laugh ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 25, 2001: Clown Suit--check. Crawlspace-check. Robb and Buzz are wearing clown suits Busting on Mike Diamond and his DJ band Jackass recap Major F'ing Star Dennis Murphy checks in again from Sacramento Phone scan The suckiness of calling 411 Phone-sex CD Klanzo (Robb) and Robert Clowney Jr. outside Charly Interview (die-hard XFL fan) World's only black Capitals fan comes in to get his head shaved for losing a bet ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 26, 2001: Another Little King Divvying up the ratings bonus money A listener comes by to offer a free carpet cleaning Some listener wants D&M to hook him up with super models and celebs Dennis Murphy on The Rise Guys show tape Charlie Stossel Dan Snyder in-studio Hotline to somewhere starting with H (Jack Kent Cook) Some dumbass caller thinks he knows the new Secret Sound, but won't actually back it up Hot Feet sex line ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 27, 2001: Reruns (travel day) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 30, 2001: WNEW--We Never Ever Win Live appearances in Northern California recap Back home with the familes recap Teasing the flight up to New York for the ratings "party" Major F'ing Dope Dennis Murphy makes out with a roast-beef crotch submissive lesbian who's girlfriend is going to kick his ass This just in: Gramps Napier sucks The last Sopranos episode sucked Phoner with some guy who got his foot caught in a rock ======================================================= Tues May 1, 2001: *Thunk* Pro rassling documentary recap Don doesn't undestand the value of Netflix Paul Dean's annual recap of highlights of The Show Paul McCartney writes poetry

Pete Johnson cuts liners Greedy caller wants D&M to pay for him to go to a Kevin James appearance WNEW's sound effects library Arnold Schwartzenegger article and interview ======================================================= Wed May 2, 2001: Go Bob On My Knob, Ass Munch WNEW party and aftermath recap Finding common ground with O&A After hours with Mike and Broyhill Pete Johnson cuts liners Lisa-on-the-street at the CBS Store Mike & Buzz Show trial (hemp car guy doesn't answer) How much does it cost to watch nude girls do jumping jacks? Another attempt at calling the Hot Feet sex line Ken Stevens in-studio to discuss last night's party ======================================================= Thurs May 3, 2001: Hey, Everyone! We're All Gonna Get BJs! The Survivor finale and does anyone care? D&M/Tom Gavin simulcast Tom writes/sings a song about Wendell Hall Phone scan What would you want for your Final Meal? Pull My Finger II CD arrives San Francisco listener will sleep with the PD for the broke-dick Frisco station Phoner with J. J. McKay about her sharing a bed with Homo Joe Cat fight: coworkers calls to say the San Franciso listener is a pig Ryder checks in What's My Line? ======================================================= Fri May 4, 2001: You Put the C--- in Country *Puke* This just in: Survivor blows, the big finale blows. Bryant Gumbel blows Worried about the next Sopranos The incredible lameness of Phil Hendrie A website that calculates the probability of an airplane crash on a given flight Karen Carpenter tribute Exactly how phoney is wrestling? Charlie Stossel Article about Club Exhale losing its liquor license after the LVSS Ex-intern Roy's Mom drops by in a cloud of perfume LBJ (Yogi Berra)

======================================================= Mon May 7, 2001: The White O.J. A national nightmare begins: Robert Blake's wife is shot dead Crappy clairvoyant canoe People cards (best personal motto: never make fun of anybody) Another bad episide of The Sopranos Ken Stevens swoops in to visit Don at home, brings Tim Sabean and his wife Volunteering at Bart's snooty private school Listener Mary comes in to show off her WWDAMD tattoo The triumphant debut of Crap, Mike's DJ band ======================================================= Tues May 8, 2001: In Hour 2 Our Topic Will Be Potato Guns Trolling for "What Would You Do" for laser eye surgery Drivers: merge! Buzz categorizes the box of porn he got last week Personal hygene, especially after j/o The true plotline of Smokey and the Bandit The annoying director's commentary track to Wag the Dog Where in the world is Wendell Hall? Caller wants to take a shot in the head with a potato gun for eye surgery Who would you do: Penny Marshall or McKenzie Philips? It's All Relative with Lisa's mom, Mike's mom, Big Freda ======================================================= Wed May 9, 2001: Pour Chocolate Syrup On It Fights with callers Goofin' on Mike's DJ Band Clown Daddy and Clown Baby Moron Jack Diamond White guys who are bald Trolling for What Would You Do contestants WHFS DJ disses D&M Robbay gets a $2,500 check from the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire guy who didn't use Robb as a lifeline ======================================================= Thurs May 10, 2001: Hi Mom! Playing with the studio webcam Leah Remeny calls in--is asked not to go own Stern's show What Would You Do ... show ... eat earthworms Phoner with rassler Mick Foley (Mankind) ... penis Picasso ... woman hooks legs behind head, licks her own nipples ... woman who can make her boobs dance to music ... guy eats 50 life goldfish with melted butter

... guy takes a punch in the stomach from the girl who can make her boobs dance ... guy puts his whole hand in his mouth ... guy can puke on command ======================================================= Fri May 11, 2001: Un-Pretty Broadcasting live from Portland Maine The flight of The Golden Boy The Buzz Burbank Show at the airport, breakfast Don and Robb are sent to the back of the plane Phoner with sports hottie Jill Arrington What to do about Mother's Day, and advice to Mike* Online poll results for the talent show LBJ (Tony Soprano) * who will separate from his wife in about 2 months... ======================================================= Mon May 14, 2001: The Charlie Broyhill Show Sopranos recap Freda is mad that Bart and Don added a Pete Johnson sound clip to her computer The Golden Boy's mother's day weekend Broyhill's Logan Airport raveout Lay King's column where he plugs a vacation spot Marty and Lay King Show (what we got for free at the spa) Dennis Murphy vs. Tom Gavin to broadcast from the McVey execution ======================================================= Tues May 15, 2001: Don and Freda and Robb and Cary Why are the DC manhole covers exploding? Speculation on Superman's sex life Don goes for a walk with Freda The time Don and Freda almost got to swap Teasing the Weekend with the Spewacks Will Mike come over to make breakfast? Teasing the all-gay edition of the Beach House Some ad guy conducting phone business from the men's room toilet Caller claims he took Don's wife Freda on a date 22 years ago Can You Get to 10? ======================================================= Wed May 16, 2001: Do the Show---But Don't Talk About Anything Behind the scenes problems with management, Stern Fight with a stain so bad even acetone couldn't remove him Behind the Music, featuring Belinda Carlisle jilling-off Calls to Terre Haute to find out about business during the aborted McVey execution

Phone-Ho Theater (Pete Johnson) Jacking off to comics and cartoons Lay King tapes ======================================================= Thurs May 17 through Fri June 1, 2001: Unavailable (possibly reruns) ======================================================= Mon June 4, 2001: O&A Will Make a Contribution; Ken and Jeremy Will Make a Commitment Don gets his hair cut at a beauty parlor Bart's piano recital Another Alan Leinwand sales metaphor The Voice of Cancer from Wichita calls to complain about The Secret Sound Teasing It's Raining Food Entertainment news, and the greatness of One Life to Live, NASCAR Joe Ardinger joins the Crap family of music Dumb cunny complains about The Show, can't tune her own radio Two strippers in-studio to pour champagne on each other, promote something ======================================================= Tues June 5, 2001: TV's Morris Jones Day TV's Morris Jones in-studio for the whole show Can't talk about the management of Channel 5 Morris takes the sex quiz Phone scan It's Raining Food Playing with reverbverberberbrbrbbbbbbb Phoner with Larry Romano Calling Morris Jones's old phone extention at Channel 5 TV's Morris Jones dials for transvestites (hot feet line) ======================================================= Wed June 6 through Thurs June 7, 2001: Reruns during contract negotiations ======================================================= Fri June 8, 2001: Everything's Coming Up Roses A short show The 2-year option on D&M's contract has been picked up Great things are going to happen with The Show--but they're secret ======================================================= Mon June 11, 2001: This Diet Drink Tastes Skunky Timothy McVey is dead recap Don aces Freda's birthday Mike's daughter's birthday party; Boys Night Out Bush (Mike) loves the McVey execution

Sexpert Laura Corn in-studio ======================================================= Tues June 12, 2001: Fire in the Hole Don's car bottoms out in a manhole in front of the station Fights with callers Kate the pixie doesn't allow Hank to pull a potato out of his ass Call to Baskin Robbins, who provided McVey's last ice cream headache Mike's wife landscapes the yard Freda wants to host a foreign exchange student ======================================================= Wed June 13, 2001: Which One Was the Raft? Tommy from The Palm may have fixed a contest so Don wins a watch he wanted Roger Cossack wants to be on The Show Freda and Sarah the hot British neighbor go skinny dipping in Don's pool The sad end of Wendell and Juicy Lucy Rassler Mick Foley in-studio Charlie Stossel Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs June 14, 2001: The Ditch Bitch Live from WNEW Don gets a bloody lip during a manager's meeting The high comedy of watching Broyhill eat Mike's train trip up to NY Phone calls to Dick Van Patten (message) and someone doing a research study on alcoholics Phone scan Phoner with Candice Bushnell Teasing "Ask P Diddy" What Your Father Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him ======================================================= Fri June 15, 2001: I Am Ol' Yeller Freda and Don get lost on the subway The awkward dinner out with Freda Robb can't find a hat big enough even in a speciality hat shop Pete Johnson gives away a big prize Ask P Diddy (Pete Johnson) Phone with Snapper Jones Mystery Guest (Jerry Mathers, who lied when he said he wasn't a has-been) Douchebag callers LBJ (Charlie Stossel (Mike)) Stossel's real life girl friend calls in to complain

======================================================= Mon June 18, 2001: Petophilia My Enormous Penis song k<---------silence-------->ng dumped Fights with the pixie, callers Joe Ardinger is sent out to knock on doors, wearing a WJFK t-shirt, identifying himself as a sex offender More than you ever wanted to know about bestiality Don and Freda at the Donny Osmond concert ======================================================= Tues June 19, 2001: 3 Dog Nights DirecTV giveth the network feeds, and DirecTV taketh away Freda wants to know why Don can't be happy Penthouse Forum letter Things That Make Men Think About Sex list Zoophile and his father go to court Phoner with zoophile in question Stump the Stupe (1980s) ======================================================= Wed June 20, 2001: How Much for a Day Long Hummer? Some kind of Superman comic book controversy The best of bestiality talk continues What's legal and illegal in Virginia Rikki Lake's bathtub birth Phoner with some nerdnick who compiled a top DJs by search list Phone scan Phoner to a rental car company about All Day Hummers Natural breast enhancement girls back in-studio for the final results ======================================================= Thurs June 21, 2001: Meet Uncle Winky Don drops a weight on his foot, takes out one of his few healthy toenails Introducting the SAP (second-audio program) for The Show in different languages Phone scan, and horrible male mutilation stories continue Journey's Ross Valory (doing his Adam West impression) instudio D&M are offered a ride in the Nascar Racing Experience at Dover 60 Second Interview (a brit woman named Pearl Harbor) ======================================================= Fri June 22, 2001: The Golden Boy's Birthday Friends and celebrities (Tom Gavin) call in to wish Mike a happy birthday Robb's french beret arrives SPY TV recap Hotline to Heaven (Caroll O'Connor)

Phone scan A complaint letter over bestiality from The Humane Society Dickweed caller LBJ (Crocodile Hunter) Joe Ardinger takes Mike's birthday nudes ======================================================= Mon June 25 through Wed July 4, 2001: Vacation ======================================================= Thurs July 5, 2001: Bon Jour! Don and Robb's trip to France recap - F-you sideways to British Air and the two-day trip from Hell - There is no a/c in France - Nice looks like Southern Cal - French TV - The public drinking fountain - A woman's fascination with olive oil castles - Dinner with Calvin the BA pilot - the train trip to Switzerland - the French fascination with black people - French Radio Nostalgie - Robb eats horsemeat, Don throws up at McDonalds - Vox pops in the town of Grasse - Don buys Robb some stockings at a lingerie store Mike's drunk, flight-cancelled, head-cold family vacation ======================================================= Fri July 6, 2001: Skyrockets At Night--Afternoon Delight Bent about not being invited to Big Gum Jim's wedding Best and Worst awards from Washingtonian magazine Don and Bart buy fireworks Lighting off fireworks in the garage Rudy Martzke Lighting off fireworks on the roof Phone scan LBJ (Tony Soprano) ======================================================= Mon July 9, 2001: If We Goof It Up Please Forgive Us New Elvis is screwed up tapes Meet David Lee, the new big-balled announcer That sleeze Gary Condit and the Chandra Levy disappearance Don goes to a Beach Boys concert Don sees, enjoys AI, didn't like Scary Movie 2 Another stupid Hint from Heloise Mike takes a header into a swimming pool Don thinks the Nascar race was fixed New Elvis tapes Phoner with Dr. James Capers, who thinks Chandra Levy was kidnapped/killed by the mafia

======================================================= Tues July 10, 2001: Can't You Judge the Flavor, Too? Pimping the Biggest Nipple Contest Betting on the length of Jim McClure's marriage Embarassing Medical Problems book Dude Walker cuts liners Phoner with Earthdog Brother Jim Arnold Schwartzenegger (Mike) discusses Nelson Mandela, retards Way Out There (Jim Morrison anatomically correct Barbietype doll) Teasing Doni's Record Bag ======================================================= Wed July 11, 2001: 34DD is a Show Stopper The saga of Stacy Bridges and her 34DD breasts All-star game recap Tiger Woods Foundation is good at cashing checks, not so good at fulfilment Caller wants D&M to pay for his berievement airfare Crooner/salesman Tim McWilliams in-studio Charlie Stossel Phone scan, and ripping on Jack Diamond 1-900-Medical Info Line ======================================================= Thurs July 12, 2001: 8 Simple Rules for Dating Gary Condit Don is now the owner of a NY apartment Gary Condit's rules for his road whores Filthy Elvis tapes Kathy C Gifford claims she's writing a tell-all book Pete Johnson Makes the Call For You The Making of a DJ: Don's old air checks Yours in Christ Show (Bible gum) Doni's Record Bag: act with Pearl Bailey ======================================================= Fri July 13, 2001: Give Pearl a Necklace Don blows off Annie Get Your Gun, discovers the magic of liquor home delivery Mike's night out in Little I'aly Does anyone know Pearl Bailey was? Acting with Pearl Bailey playlets Celebrities love Tourette Syndrome The state of the Red Sox bet Minds a used Juli Ashton Pussy & Anus in the prize closet, which Dennis will use on-air Pearl Bailey playlets continues LBJ (Harry Morgan) ======================================================= Mon July 16, 2001: $100 Down the Drain

Trying to clean Dennis's P&A Don's dog Klink's birthday The weekend of battles at the movie theater, parking garage, grocery George McFly calls Don from a mental hospital Dennis in-studio to use the July Ashton P&A Measuring the first girl for the Biggest Nipple contest ======================================================= Tues July 17, 2001: How the Hootie Hath Fallen Where are those nipple pictures I was supposed to see? On in San Francisco - KYCY Leah Remini calls--talks to Broyhill Fight with a caller, phone scan Phoner with Monkee Peter Tork The demise of Hootie and the Blowfish Mike's visit to the chiropractor Meet Julie Fulman, hot sales manager Trying to reach Leah Remini ======================================================= Wed July 18, 2001: You Missed a Magical Hour Freda got a regifted book from a friend Zingers from the Hollywood Squares album Rick Dees interviewed by Lay King transcript The triumphant return of Leah Remini Phoner with Bob Crane's son Scotty Crane Trying Too Fuck ======================================================= Thurs July 19, 2001: What's the Tax on Eat Sh*t? Teasing an Important Announcement within the next couple weeks People email in with sob stories because they want money A bad day for porno in the Geronimo household Sob story guy calls in Charlie Stossel LBJ (Rush Limbaugh) ======================================================= Fri July 20, 2001: Scheduled time off ======================================================= Mon July 23 thru Thurs Aug 2, 2001: Contractual Dispute 2001 ======================================================= Fri Aug 3, 2001: Baby Have You Ever Wondered (wondered whatever became of me?) Explaining why they were off the air this time Regis Philbin (Mike) calls Tommy Jockamo at The Palm to wish him a happy birthday Charlie Stossel Calling upstairs to a station party

LBJ (Antonio Banderas) ======================================================= Mon Aug 6, 2001: It's the First Goddamn Day! Live from WNEW in New York. First episode in mid-days Engineer Pete Johnson doesn't want to be on the air anymore Phone scan and feedback from the fans Gary Conrad in-studio to hypnotize Fat Johnny and Lisa Is a blow-job better than intercourse? ======================================================= Tues Aug 7, 2001: Branded for Life Freda is in-studio to show off her new ass-tattoo Don has Mike and Buzz over for Monday Night Football apathy Fat Johnny suits up in heavy clothing for a hot afternoon on the street Phone scan, and why anal sex is bad Miss Cleo (Mike) in-studio ======================================================= Wed Aug 8, 2001: There's NO Business Like SHOW Business It is HOT in New York Mike and Robb go to see Brooke Shields Trolling for What Would You Do? Match Game 2000(1) ======================================================= Thurs Aug 9, 2001: Dennis Murphy After Dark Buzz demands to be introduced at the beginning of the show Gordon Liddy is still at the station The queer hypocracy of show content vs. condom commercials What the hell is Scientology? Today's dumbass Rosie O'Donnell remark Larry Michael in-studio to hump his new video boxing game Trying to get Dennis Murphy in a porno movie Eavesdropping on Liz Taylor (Don) and Jeff Goldblum (Mike) ======================================================= Fri Aug 10, 2001: Freaks Who Carry Your Luggage Up To Your Room Frank Herzog in-studio to discuss the Redskins show formatics Pimping Shiloh's latest web contest What Would You Do ... - guy lies on a box of tacks - drinking fish out of a condom on a guy's head - guy swallows his own tongue - two guys rassle Phoner with NFL quarterback Steve Young Rudy Martzke What Would You Do continues and phone scan Bush (Mike) discusses stem-cell research =======================================================

Mon Aug 13, 2001: Everyday Heroes Mike's trip to the Crap show in the rain Mike gets poison ivy in his eyes Don's heroic weekend and other dumbass events Sex in the City and Drew Carey news Benny from LA Law in-studio (Mike) Phone Ho Theater ======================================================= Tues Aug 14, 2001: It's Some Incest They'll Be Havin' The horrendous flight to NYC The sleezy guy on the train who wants to get Lisa on a sitcom (if she loses 10 lbs) Lisa calls for the sleezy guy to see if he was legit Inbreeding is for white people Trying to mend fences with Pete Johnson The three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men The queer duality of liking The Money Shot in porn Phoner with someone in Indiana about The Kokomo Hum ======================================================= Wed Aug 15, 2001: Just Three Dicks a Month Don meets his New York next-door neighbor, Danny the Dwarf Lisa meets Seth Green, makes him call her 13-year old cousin Fight with Freda Mike tries to get tickets to The Producers Joe Ardinger gets a 5-star B.J. from a listener Tom Gavin calls Idiot in the Morning ======================================================= Thurs Aug 16, 2001: Elvis is Still Dead Playing a game of trust with Katie the Pixie Elvis tribute show ======================================================= Fri Aug 17, 2001: Dinner on the Table At Six Phone scan What celebrities think is sexy article The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Rudy Martzke 1955 Good Wife's Guide Charlie Stossel LBJ (Uncle Cartoon) ======================================================= Mon Aug 20, 2001: Do You Know Who I Am? Trolling for Strip Trivia Stan Murch (Don) tries to beat the traffic to RFK Big Freda gets an APB put out for Freda at Wolftrap Fight with another moron caller Mike trolls for a keyboard player for Crap

Mike has poison ivy on his ass Out of work, drunk comedian leaves voice messages The possible guest itinerary for the Sam Adams remote Triumphant return of the 4-Hour Club ======================================================= Tues Aug 21, 2001: Mister Hand Man Squeeze Me a Dream Don's female neighbors come over to watch a movie even though Freda's gone Bart bets Don that the Jets will go to the Super Bowl Don threatens the return of Louis the Retard Joe Ardinger is pulled over for going 32 in a 45 A voice mail love letter to Amy Roadblock Z104 steals Phone Ho Theater Chandra Leavy (Mike) complains about Gary Condit Attempted phoner with a Chrysler dealership which sold some old feeb 7 cars in 1 month Ken Ranger, bad comedian, leaves more bad voice mail messages ======================================================= Wed Aug 22, 2001: Take It Off Not looking forward to the Sam Adams remote tomorrow Strip Trivia ======================================================= Thurs Aug 23, 2001: Yaz is a Fag Live from the Sam Adams brewery in Boston There's only one phone line to take calls Buzz is the Golden Boy on the trip to Boston A ball-room full of cheasy disc jockeys Interview with Jim Koch from the brewery The Spirit of God was in last night's cab Interview with the incredibly overrated Mark Wahlberg Don explains exactly how Yaz is a Fag to a Boston cabbie Does Mike's sister really want Don to come over for dinner? ======================================================= Fri Aug 24, 2001: Fruity with a Rich, Creamy Texture and Notes of Spooge Live from the Sam Adams brewery in Boston That POS Gary Condit's Connie Chung interview recap Interview with Mr. Skin Interview with Matt Damon Phoner with Dan Fouts Interview with two jackasses from Jackass LBJ (Jim Koch) Checking in again with Chandra Leavy (Mike) during the Buzzcast ======================================================= Mon Aug 27 thru Mon Sep 3, 2001: Vacation Reruns =======================================================

Tues Sep 4, 2001: "It's the funniest episode to come down the pike in a long, long time" - Frog Don's kidney surgery recap Don's dog Brandy dies Mike laments his Red Sox bet Bart begins his junior year of high school Chris Core's ratings freefall Can you hear phone conversations through Don's headphones? Lay King pimps his own cameos, cuts and pastes blurbs Mike Irish vacation is spoiled by the Irish Buzz's post-surgical leakage ======================================================= Wed Sep 5, 2001: Circle of Jerks Mike concedes the RedSox bet, pimps for free hats Some DA listener claims he never flogged the dolphin before Did Don really get his jerk on during the commercial break? Mike admits having sex with his wife on Don's desk in the office The unfortunate return of Louis the Retard Phoner with Danny Alimonte (Mike)--the "kid" who pitched a perfect game in little league Lay King's newspaper column finally gets s--- canned Jerry Lewis telethon tapes ======================================================= Thurs Sep 6, 2001: And the Rest they Covered with Hair Anne Hache is Insane tapes Don's awkward behavior around Freda's MILF friends Dumbass "Comedian" Ranger in-studio to complain about Gordon Liddy's leaving 4-Hour Club calls Mike gets his head shaved for losing the Red Sox bet ======================================================= Fri Sep 7, 2001: Slanderous Mike's wife is horny for Mike's bald head Don greets one of his neighbors wearing a t-shirt and his wet-spotted tighty-whities Barry Bonds's kid picking her nose on tv recap Mike re-shaves his head in-studio Tape-delay 4-Hour Club calls LBJ (Jesse Ventura) Charlie Stossel Pick the Pros with Rudy Martzke ======================================================= Mon Sep 10, 2001: Bite Me Fantasy football draft and weekend recap Satellite conversation with Michael Jackson (Mike) The disaster that is WHFS Phoner with Leah Remini

Freda says Don is dumber than his brother Phoner to the coffee house where Leah got some ass barrista fired A mechanic finds a dead mouse in Don's car engine Phoner to the Parent of the Month (Charly Stuangstabalac) ======================================================= Tues Sep 11, 2001: 9/11 World Trade Center disaster coverage ======================================================= Wed Sep 12, 2001 thru Fri Sep 14, 2001: unavailable ======================================================= Mon Sep 17, 2001: Count Down to Don's Birthday Trying to get back to normal--or what will pass for normal Freda is not happy on the way home from NY Ridiculous displays of patriotism Don greets Katie Couric on the train That jackass Jerry Falwell Phoners with Jay Leno, Tom Brokaw and David Letterman (Mike) ======================================================= Tues Sep 18, 2001: Happy Birthday--Fuhgeddaboudit Don turns 43 Shocker: they liked Letterman's return to tv Songs banned from the radio as anti-patriotic Phoner with the world's oldest DJ, Cerf James Gandolfini (Mike) wishes Don a happy birthday Phone scan Caller wants advice about what he should have done when he caught his son "wearin' it out" Phone scan and birthday wishes from Leah Remini (Dennis) and Heather Locklear (Tom) ======================================================= Wed Sep 19, 2001: The Healing Power of Don's Diseased Foot WNEW nixed the idea of Buzz doing a 1-hour news show of his own Dr. Laura's dumbass comments on women in the military Patriotic songs and radio advice on how to cash in on the 9/11 tragedy Phone scan Carping about Jay Leno's return The crappiness of the Baldy-more affilliate Sucky 9/11 tribute songs Don files his itchy feet with a Swiss Army knife ======================================================= Thurs Sep 20, 2001: Translate That Into White The Amazing Race recap More carping about Jay Leno What do that H to the Izzo mean?

Homophobe caller Phoner with CBS NFL's Dan Dierdorf Playing the H to the Izzo song Fight with a caller Predicting the big celebrity beg-a-thon show on Friday ======================================================= Fri Sep 21, 2001: Assholes Presidential address recap Advice from one of Don's consultant friends on how to turn The Show into Imus In the Morning Trying to call back a caller who called them assholes LBJ (Bill Clinton) Charlie Stossel Patriot of the Week (penis sculpture covered with American flags) ======================================================= Mon Sep 24, 2001: More Cash for Don's Khaki Pants Shocker: the 9/11 telethon show sucked Fight with a caller Freda wants Don to dress better Phoner with Leah Remini Eavesdropping on Lay King (Mike) ======================================================= Tues Sep 25, 2001: Capture Me on Canvas Mike gets caught in the rain, has to drive across a whitewater stream of water Tom Gavin records a song on voice mail Phoner with Leah Remini Freda's art class Phone scan Brit neighbor Sarah says she'll let Don see her nude photos Robbay Dials for Transvestites ======================================================= Wed Sep 26, 2001: Glenn the Janitor is Shiloh the Stripper Don and Mike fight during the trip up to New York Meet professional caller Glenn the Janitor, aka Phil the Fag Phone scan Shiloh in-studio for her Playboy photo shoot Trying to book nude models to pose for paintings ======================================================= Thurs Sep 27, 2001: Happy Little Bush The "nude models" only take cash Freda puts the kybosh on the professionals Glenn the Janitor in-studio to prove he's Phil the Fag Painting the amateur model Don is getting into Star Trek Voyager =======================================================

Fri Sep 28, 2001: Cutting the Cheese is Farting! Jesse Jackson (Mike) gets dissed by Colin Powell Travelling with Ken Stevens Moron callers can't even recite the Pledge of Allegiance Sam Huff has never heard the phrase "cutting the cheese" LBJ (Patrick Bateman) Pick the Pros with Fox NFL's James Brown ======================================================= Mon Oct 1, 2001: Vish Hemorrs Fantasy football weekend, and the Redskins suck Don wears his $275 khaki jeans Don sees Ken Stevens's palatial mansion Glenn the Janitor calls in, claims he has horrendous hemorrhoids Mista 40 in-studio Dan Snyder (Mike) discusses the Redskins suckiness Playing Mista 40's song 4-Hour Club calls ======================================================= Tues Oct 2, 2001: Inside the Mind of the Retarded, Fat Guinea Wop Don hates life insurance Calling Mexico City, area code 666 More radio consultant advice to improve The Show Teasing the appearance of Adam West on The Show tomorrow Rush Limbaugh (Mike) discusses the change in his voice Make Us Laugh ======================================================= Wed Oct 3, 2001: What a Way to Go-Go Layoffs at WJFK Don wants to organize a bowling team A listener sends a "topical ointment" for Don's athelete's foot When does the bombing of Afghanistan start? Phoner with Adam West Phoner with Dr. Jump, who wants to massage the slavery out of Michael Jordan's legs Gay-friendly car lot blows off "It's Raining Men" More than you ever wanted to know about "pickle park" ======================================================= Thurs Oct 4, 2001: I'd Drive to Fredneck for a Camel Phoner with Dick Van Patten to plug his Sunshine Boys tour stop Phone scan Phoner with Frank Gorshin to plug his Sunshine Boys tour stop Dickweed caller whines about Mike Piazza "not giving back to my town"

Phone scan, and Tom Brokow (Mike) doesn't like journalists wearing flag pins Phoner with some guy who makes red white and blue condoms ======================================================= Fri Oct 5, 2001: And a Bad Case of The French Disease Newsmaker of the Week (Cal Ripken Jr.) Everyone buys their balls, order shirts Back to school night, and what Bart will have to do this year in English lit Red Robin sells a "Jack Diamond" burger LBJ (Bob Barker) Some guy in-studio to deliver Gorshin's cigarettes, plug his website Pinto, Flounder and other pledges to some frat in-studio to be photographed with D&M Charlie Stossel Pick the Pros with Jerry Glanville ======================================================= Mon Oct 8, 2001: Mike Loves Anal Don calls Robb during his Saturday show Don's smog test goes badly Don's interview with B.J. Shay for the new Seattle Affiliate Buzz takes his birthday nudes Some Baltimore madam calls in to give away free blow-jobs Phoner with Mike O'Malley from "Yes Dear" A very rare 21st Century call from Karl "The Merry Jew" Grossman Dan Snyder (Mike) vents over the Redskins suck-ass season ======================================================= Tues Oct 9, 2001: Cigarette Me, Boy Enjoying Russ Limbo's deafness Adolf Hitler was a gay Caller 100 is a convict phoning in from prison Breaking news--something's going on down at the Metro station Joe Ardinger meets Dick Van Patten and Frank Gorshin tapes ======================================================= Wed Oct 10, 2001: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Consultant Scorned Don gets a strange "Hi Baby" message on this pager Hell hath no fury like a consultant scorned Yet another f/u letter from Don's consultant friend Pimping tonight's inaugural bowling event "Daddy Day--Daughter Day," the audio book Phoner with Don's earthdog brother Jim Tim Stickney from One Life to Live in-studio to play NFL 2K1 against Don

4-Hour Club calls ======================================================= Thurs Oct 11, 2001: Water, Water Everywhere Gutterballs lose their first game to The Aggravation Introducing Don & Mike's Hold It - a water drinking game Phoner with Dick Van Patten "Toilet Tissue Man", a guy from last night's bowling, discusses his invention for improved toilet paper Rassler Mankind (Mick Foley) in-studio "Daddy Day--Daughter Day" tapes continues ======================================================= Fri Oct 12, 2001: God Dammit, It's Jim Nance The New York ratings are up, but still suck Newsmaker of the Week (Rush Limbaugh) "Daddy Day--Daughter Day" tapes continues The Most Powerful Woman in Sports LBJ (Wayne Newton) Charlie Stossel ======================================================= Mon Oct 15, 2001: Hoof & Mouth Would Be More Appropriate Mike crank-calls Robb's Saturday radio show Don goes to an art show with Freda Bart hits a deer Earthdog brother Jim may come out to visit 9/11 urban legends Miss Bobbi draws the job of opening the anthrax-ridden mail Fight with a caller Tom Brokow (Mike) discusses his anthrax letter ======================================================= Tues Oct 16, 2001: Geriatric Gang Bangers Mike doesn't know if he beat Lisa in this week's Fantasy Football game Yankees baseball recap Don wants Mike to change his ATM PIN A lady from XXX Biker.com in-studio for a "date" A rare taken-call from Carl "The Merry Jew" Grossman D&M get ball-busted in the Six-and-Two bowling newsletter Arguing with The Most Powerful Woman in Sports over last weekend's picks Dan Snyder (Mike) in-studio Donna and Michelle Show: jumbo-size maxi-pads ======================================================= Wed Oct 17, 2001: Mobius Dick The WJFK midday ratings are way up Dining with the enemy: Don has dinner with fishwrap hack Frank Ahrens Planning out Dennis Murphy's Romance, a soft-core porno Dennis Murphy will represent at a listener's wedding

Don tells Bart that whichever college he goes to, Don and Freda are moving nearby The dumb bet between the mayors of Seattle and New York Craig Wilson Phone Ho Theater (Frankenstein) ======================================================= Thurs Oct 18, 2001: This Ratings Period Would Be a Terrible Time to Die Bowling recap Is Rudy Giulliani breaking down? Who Wants To Be a Millionaire calls Don to confirm him as a lifeline for Mick Foley A funeral procession of a listener passes by Phoner with rassler Stacy Keebler Phone scan More f---'d up Elvis tapes ======================================================= Fri Oct 19, 2001: One Ringie Dingie Don is still on standby as a lifeline Newsmaker of the Week (Dan Rather) LBJ (Tony Soprano/James Gandolfini) Charlie Stossel and Mista 40 Pick the Pros with Terry Bradshaw Blown off by The Millionaire Show ======================================================= Mon Oct 22, 2001: Daddy Day--Dolphin Day The 9/11 entertainment special fiasco Don is going to a Yankees/Mariners game Don gets blown off at a restaurant by QB Jeff George Mike's run-in with The Law Finalizing the Fumpkin Pucking contest rules Dan Snyder (Mike) crows about the Redskins winning a game for a change More than you ever wanted to know about how to get it on with a dolphin ======================================================= Tues Oct 23, 2001: To Completion Pimping for the Fumpkin Pucking contest The trip up to New York Johnny Carson (Mike) bitches about retirement Trying to call Leah Remini ======================================================= Wed Oct 24, 2001: Pumpkin Love The shit-storm meeting when CBS realizes what the pumpkin contest really entails Lisa got drunk last night, might still be drunk Contest begins Craig Wilson (fear of flying)

======================================================= Thurs Oct 25, 2001: White Hassle Gutterballs finally win a game The morons who work at White Castle Some college radio guy in-studio to interview D&M No more Helen Keller jokes! Phone scan featuring turbo-dumbass listeners Phonebooth Olympics ======================================================= Fri Oct 26, 2001: Oh No--You Guys Bonnie Bernstein was not happy to find D&M on the train Another ass caller Newsmaker of the Week (OJ Simpson) LBJ (George W. Bush) Charlie Stossel and Tom Gavin Pick the Pros with Leslie Visser ======================================================= Mon Oct 29, 2001: Go Ahead and Feel Her Up, Boy Don loses a Redskins bet Howard Cosell's grandson calls in, challenges the Gutterballs Bart crank-calls Robb's weekend radio show Don meets Bart's date for a dance Dennis Murphy and RJ Diaz represent The Show at a listener's wedding Pimping for Pumpkin Love part II ======================================================= Tues Oct 30, 2001: High on Nutmeg Freda is on jury duty Flu shots Pumpkin eating contest ======================================================= Wed Oct 31, 2001: Trick or Tylenol 3 Gutterballs lose again recap, includes Robert the Angry Mailman heckling Don The necessity of giving out full-size candy bars Joe Ardinger Trick or Treats for Beer Mr. Skin ======================================================= Thurs Nov 1, 2001: A Man Called Carol Trick or treaters recap New York Halloween party tapes Phoner with Leah Remini The Big Lie ======================================================= Fri Nov 2, 2001: Joe vs. the Callers Newsmaker of the Week (Dick Chaney, by Charles Broyhill) Who is Alanis Morrisette's song "You Ougtta Know" about?

Joe Ardinger is having a bad day with the callers Pick the Pros with Melissa Stark Trolling for a fat woman for concert tickets LBJ (Michael Jackson) Charlie Stossel and Homo Joe Phoner with Keifer Sutherland ======================================================= Mon Nov 5, 2001: Hey, Dave! Freda gets excused from jury duty because Don talked about it on the air Weekend battles with Freda Freda crank calls Robb's Saturday call show Super fast phoner with Jim Koch (Sam Adams beer) and Matt Damon Carping about Patty Heaton at the Emmys Leah Remini tries to plug D&M with Joan Rivers Tom Gavin goes to the Crap Blues Band show Karen Carpenter mini-tribute and phone scan Don and Sam Huff on the Redskins pre-game tapes A phony contest on Z104 ======================================================= Tues Nov 6, 2001: We Need Stinking Badges Louis the Retard napalms the bridge to The Show Wacky Story File (Mr. Yu's Famous Fortune Cookies, raccoons in the house) Trolling for Police Badges so they can get out of speeding tickets Kravitz is Coming! "Confessions of a Call Girl" author/whore Tracy Kwan instudio Another book about a whore: Madonna Richard Simmons interview article Louis the retard's dad wants to talk to Jeremy Coleman (Mike) ======================================================= Wed Nov 7, 2001: No 3: Sonny Bono Lisa takes a pregnancy test Some guy calls the request line to ask about O&A Topless listener sings the national anthem in-studio The new Louis is in New York dressed as a Diamondback to gloat about the World Series Singing dog contest "30 Greatest Hard Rockers of All Time" according to FHM ======================================================= Thurs Nov 8, 2001: Ken Has Herpes Gutterballs Win! (when there's money on the table) Callers insist on telling jokes LBJ (Morgan Freeman)

Signing Ken Stevens up for genital herpes phamaceutical info 4-Hour Club calls ======================================================= Fri Nov 9, 2001: Just Leave It On Newsmaker of the Week (Joe Torre) Freda discusses getting kicked off jury duty, speeding, types of whiskey There are 12 guys, only 1 one girl to play Strip Trivia Glenn the Janitor gets banned for calling other shows Strip Trivia is cancelled forever (forever being about a month) Phoner Leah Remini (aka Leon Lemony) Dan Snyder (Mike) is a winner and loving it ======================================================= Mon Nov 12, 2001: Fate Is the Hunter A suspicious plane crash in New Jersey dominates the news ======================================================= Tues Nov 13, 2001: The Opening of Lisa Herndon Teasing the Dog Crap contest Don falls asleep in the theater Phone scan Frank Aherns's final radio column Listener Photoshops porno fakes of Lisa Hotline to Heaven (Lucille Ball) ======================================================= Wed Nov 14, 2001: Dog Day Afternoon Pimping tonight's bowling vs. the homos The Michael Jackson freak show vs. Frasier vs. Liza Manelli Outside for the biggest dog crap contest Hump caller wants to dump his wife, keep all his money Don and Mike Show multiple-choice test Bizarre sex fetish list ======================================================= Thurs Nov 15, 2001: Rudy, What Are You Doing To Me? Gutterballs lose to the homos Grousing about not winning lame DJ awards that they won't enter Kathy C and Frank Gifford article Pick the Pros with Darryl Johnston (Robbay) LBJ (Harry Morgan / Harry Potter) Charlie Stossel and Charles Broyhill ======================================================= Fri Nov 16, 2001: Name These Things That Suck Newsmaker of the Week (McCauley Culkin) The new mid-day WJFK ratings are in Freda sides with The Man about playing commercials Strip Pyramid, featuring Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley and

Mista 40 ======================================================= Mon Nov 19, 2001: You're Noisy, You Smell Bad and You're Fat Brit'ny Spears at the Super Bowl recap Freda tees off on Don over the weekend Major F---ing disappointment Dennis Murphy and his nonporno Freda defends her weekend criticism ======================================================= Tues Nov 20, 2001: The Good, the Bad & the Turkey Freda photographs a male nude model Jack Diamond's wife-of-the-week's birthday A Fistful of Turkey contest Dumbass caller thinks he's calling a different radio station ======================================================= Wed Nov 21, 2001: Hot Man-on-Tree Sex Pre-Holiday travel is horrendous Don lets anyone not in Sales go home at noon Craig Wilson (Thanksgiving) Bizarre sex fetish list continues Santa Claus in-studio Pick the Pros with John Madden Mr. Skin (Turkey list) Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs Nov 22 and Fri Nov 23, 2001: Thanksgiving Reruns ======================================================= Mon Nov 26, 2001: The Entertainer Geese vs. Fudds in Ocean City Don's Thanksgiving sleeping with his brother in law was great Mike's sucky meltdown Anger-giving weekend kiss with a glass door Pat Summerall Beg-Yer-Pardon pool It's All Relative Bizarre sex fetish list continues ======================================================= Tues Nov 27, 2001: Life Boffing Shirley Hemphill Don stumbles on two employees screwing in the Amtrak station Don's snoring on the train Lisa takes her birthday nude Nympho caller defends public-space sex [unavailable] ======================================================= Wed Nov 28, 2001: Five-Finger Discount

Don and his childhood gang steal a bicycle, gum Lisa's birthday party recap Craig Wilson (Christmas trees) What Would You Do? contest - Worm-eating / boot-licking / anything that hits the floor - Cat-food eating - Shrimp eating Penthouse Pet of the Year Megan Mason in-studio ======================================================= Thurs Nov 29, 2001: Ass Blanked Mike gets an apartment in Don's building Gutterballs finally win a game without a handicap Lisa sings with laryngitis Match Game 2001 (guest Kenny Kramer) ======================================================= Fri Nov 30, 2001: Felons are Salt of the Earth Regis's Millionaire Show is over--at least with Regis Newsmaker of the Week (Black Peter) Teasing the Hitler was Gay book Don thought he weighed 220--actually weighs 235 Jail mail for Lisa LBJ (Regis) Pick the Pros with The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Charlie Stossel and Wendell Hall ======================================================= Mon Dec 3, 2001: Mr. Barney "Mark Your Calendars: in 18 months--we're gone!" A falling out with Osama Ken Stevens over not going on in Philadelphia, and a promise that they will not re-sign with Infinity when their contracts come up Don is asked to be on the advisory committee of some new animated children's show The Most Powerful Woman in Sports crows about beating Don in picking the games Don sees Tim Stickney from One Life to Live Where Are You? game ======================================================= Tues Dec 4, 2001: *Belch* 'n Whatnot OJ is busted again recap Brit'ny Spears's birthday party stripper recap Jack Diamond's website family photos Another dick caller Highway Love Connection Moose-turd straw Mystery Guest (Joe Montana) ======================================================= Wed Dec 5, 2001: The Best Ornaments Ever Mike moves in to Don's apartment building

Advice from Talkers Magazine on how to exploit 9/11 Boobs for Benz contest The new XBOX and NFL Fever game Craig Wilson (telecommuting) Music awards show tapes ======================================================= Thurs Dec 6, 2001: Happy Anniversary *duck quack* Bowling with the worst hustlers in town Feeding lies to a newspaper reporter Big Don O'Brien gets a gig in Baldy-more The cheap-o station Christmas-party fiasco Announcing the winner of the Boobs for Benz contest D.N. doesn't like being called D.N. Phoner with Alex Carroll about his book on how to beat a speeding ticket Fight with a lawyer about the speeding ticket advice Early WAVA-era tapes ======================================================= Fri Dec 7, 2001: Heh heh heh--I Don't Remember Introducing the Pat Summerall 8-ball The latest Geraldo Rivera special Santa, I want the Pink Puzzy Princess The Day Reagan, or Lincoln, Was Shot ad for Showtime Phoner with WWE rassler Lita LBJ (Ray Romano and Brad Garrett) Pick the Pros with Chris Collinsworth Meet Robert the Angry Mailman, reviewing movies with Charlie Stossel ======================================================= Mon Dec 10, 2001: Jews Win! Jews Win! The Hebrews Win!!! Disappointed with Oceans 11 Mike's Xmas gift is 6 more months of marriage The absolute, we mean it this time, no shit, this is it, final going-away party for the Brits Don's drunk trip home Hanukkah stuff with Michael Hoffman Bizarre sex fetish list continues Timmy O. Makes the Call for You Robbay Dials for Transvestites Dan Snyder (Mike) recaps the NFL weekend ======================================================= Tues Dec 11, 2001: Ron and Fez Saw that Amtrak Guy Last Night Don walks in on the Amtrak employee getting a blowjob again Talking Miss Bobbie into going to the Xmas party Holiday tipping is too goddamn complicated Karen Carpenter mini-tribute Phoner with Leah Remini

Arnold Schwartzenegger (Mike) discusses his broken ribs Don and Mike's Xmas Miracle (followups for wacking story files) ======================================================= Wed Dec 12, 2001: Bombers We Have Heard on High, Tell Us To Make Others Die Robb and Lisa went to have photos taken with Santa V back in-studio to show off her tits Kathy C Gifford whores 9/11 Craig Wilson (Auctions) Ramadan songs Stump the Stupe (70s) [missing] ======================================================= Thurs Dec 13, 2001: Christmas Spectacular Beatles Xmas greetings Gift exchange Caroling with Dennis Murphy, Mista 40, Grady Smokes, Tom Gavin, Cheryl the Big Dyke and some guy who went to high school with Robb Charly Stuangstabalac turns 61 The Hamburger James story Charlie Stossel and Robert the Angry Mailman Pick the Pros with Dick Stockton Lay King interviews Santa Claus tapes ======================================================= Fri Dec 14, 2001: Key Party DC Ratings are in -- 11th place to 2nd place Worst station Xmas party ever Avoiding Osama Ken Laden Mike's separate Christmas vacation Mercedes Benz giveaway The rest of the show is reruns: - People are afraid because we're fighting with Ken - Phoner with Max Baer Jr (Charly Stuangstabalac) - Phone scan - Who's peeing all over the bathroom floor? ======================================================= Mon Dec 17 2001 thru Fri Jan 4, 2002: Christmas vacation reruns ======================================================= Mon Jan 7, 2002: Let Me Read that Backwards Buried under a trace amount of snow Brett Farve gave the Giants get their record-breaking sack WNEW ratings suck Sex in the City recap Don sings "My Two Dicks" Mike can't complete while he's taking Paxil, but Laura

thinks it might have been the best ever Star Wars geeks get in line 5 months early The WNEW ratings *really* suck Dumbass caller parade ======================================================= Tues Jan 8, 2002: Elvis Birthday Show Paxil is f'ing up Mike's sex life Mike moves in to his apartment Don falls asleep at The Royal Tannenbaums Don and Freda double-date with Bart and his g/f No longer on in St. Louis Joe Piscopo Phone scan, Gladys Kravitz calls Elvis birthday show ======================================================= Wed Jan 9, 2002: Give Em the Stink-Face, Tugboat Joe Ardinger is told to run tape on the various weather forecasters Star Wars geeks say hi to D&M on The Today Show Robb and Lisa's night of pro-rassling Morning DJ Scott Ferrell has the hots for Lisa Negotiating with Glen the Janitor to be slapped by Johnny Phoner with the Star Wars geeks Trolling for the slap-off Phone scan Craig Wilson (College football bowl games) Wife Juanita (Don) discusses her divorce from Michael Jordan Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs Jan 10, 2002: Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho Don's DJ friend Baba Lou passes away; Freda doesn't want to be awoken with the news The Gutterballs are beaten by the firefighters DC weather forecasters cover their ass over missing the ice storm Anus in the morning is packing a gun Morning DJ Scott Ferrell meets Lisa Herndon Glen the Janitor in-studio to be slapped, tied to a chair and abandoned in an elevator Michael Jackson (Mike) discusses his tv award ======================================================= Fri Jan 11, 2002: Lawsy, Lawsy Buzz almost collides with Mike in the parking lot Don watches Smackdown--loves it Survivor recap Negotiating bowling against One Life to Live LBJ (Michael Jordan) Pick the Pros with Jerry Glanville

Charlie Stossel and Robert the Angry Mailman ======================================================= Mon Jan 14, 2002: Have I Told You You're My Favorite? Marty Schottenheimer gets run as head coach of the 'Skins Bart kills Don at basketball, a dog trainer goes to Don's house, makes a videotape Mike's scary meeting with Louis the retard at a Crap gig Leah Remini phoner, on the cover of Stuff magazine Dude Walker cuts rejoiners People's Choice Awards recap* Don's Packer supersititions George W Bush (Mike) talks about gagging on a pretzel ------------------------*Source for the Reba McIntyre drop-in, "Have I Told You You're My Favorite?" ======================================================= Tues Jan 15, 2002: We Wanna Talk About Us Midday ratings are in Regis (Mike) invites the Star Wars geeks onto Regis and Kelly The dog training video actually works Don loves Toby Keith's "I Want To Talk About Me" Mike's can't find his driver's license The debut of Toodle-oo, ass! Frank Gifford (Don) and Howard Cosell (Mike) discuss the book Monday Night Mayhem ======================================================= Wed Jan 16, 2002: Can't We Talk About Me Don is interviewed about Toby Keith's "I Wanna Talk About Me?" Eliot in the Morning is a douche Packer passion in Don's family Phone scan Craig Wilson Mr 40 and Robert Mailman in-studio, pimping a bowling match What My Wife Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Me ======================================================= Thurs Jan 17, 2002: I Don't See You in Coffee The Fighting Gutterballs get their asses kicked by Mr 40 and Robert Mailman Post article about "I Wanna Talk About Me" Teasing the RV trip to pass out free money for the ratings A review of the old Women Ratings list Article about that douche Matt LeBlanc, who plays Joey on Friends Make Us Laugh Phone scan Condolences to Wendy's on Dave Thomas's Passing game

Las Vegas Style Show request letters ======================================================= Fri Jan 18, 2002: Nit-Pick Friday The bullshit weather forecasts Prize winner nearly gets screwed on his Mercedes-Benz Rudy Martzke will no longer be on the show Carping about Rush Limbaugh's hearing More on the MB controversy Earthdog Brother Jim reminisces about the Packers, ya More carping about Rush Limbaugh's hearing More on the bullshit weather forecasts with weather-guy Tom Sater LBJ (Jesse Ventura) Pick the Pros with Joe Theismann* Charlie Stossel and Robert the Angry Mailman review movies * Source for "Don, Mike--both of you--Idiots!!!" ======================================================= Mon Jan 21, 2002: Martin Luther King Day ======================================================= Tues Jan 22, 2002: Paxil Makes Everything Worse Don is late--at a meeting Mike transitions from Paxil to Celexa Leah Remini on the Golden Globes Don jinxes the Packers by wearing the wrong clothes More carping about Rush Limbaugh's hearing Las Vegas Style Show request letters Golden Globe Recap Phone scan Rush Limbaugh (Mike) in-studio Weather-guy Tom Sater ======================================================= Wed Jan 23, 2002: Lisa's Pink Dil Mike Tyson rave-out Traveling to New York / Mike drives on the sidewalk Lisa gets searched at the airport What the hell is a dirty martini? Paula Poundstone interview tapes Craig Wilson Charlie and Grampa from Willy Wonka Michael Jordon article and counselling session ======================================================= Thurs Jan 24, 2002: Do You Have Craig Wilson's Rectum? The CF that was bowling at the Port Authority against the Cosells Rosie O'Donnell's athlete's nose Ready for Little A--hole to get the hell out of the house Match Game 2002 Mike Tyson (Mike) in-studio

======================================================= Fri Jan 25, 2002: We Were Very Angry Then Reminiscing about pranks and spying at WAVA Playboy rep Laura in-studio to hump "Who Wants To Be a Playboy Model?" LBJ (James Garner) Pick the Pros with Boomer Esiason Porn Star or My Little Pony character game Las Vegas Style Show request letters Phone scan ======================================================= Mon Jan 28, 2002: Brainwich Tom Gavin brings in Christmas gifts Little A-hole (Bart) makes a mess of the truck, Don goes to an art lecture Olympic skater Michael Weiss in-studio Pimping for the Las Vegas Style Show A lack of publicity in Austin, TX Oxbig & Litoris (pig-brain sandwich) ======================================================= Tues Jan 29, 2002: TAC (The Anal Channel) Don sees the nude photos of his former neighbor Sarah--in a bathroom of an art gallery The winner of the LVSS is kept on the down-low Musical genius Brian Wilson's new album A pornographer and Timmy the Nigerian Nightmare in-studio to pimp a new nightclub Phoner with a Mennanite woman who made a video for exotic dancing Troops stationed in the middle east can't watch The Sopranos Dress rehearsal for the State of the Union with Bush (Mike) ======================================================= Wed Jan 30, 2002: The Password is ---- "Dumbass" The State of the Show speech Dumbass Noel Bush gets busted for phoning in a fake prescription Naked Password ======================================================= Thurs Jan 31, 2002: Jack Diamond is a Hamhock Mike has the day off The Fighting Gutterballs lose big-time 8 Simple Rules for attending Don's Super Bowl Party Euphamisms for chaulking your belly Who Do You Know? Phoner with Fox Sports's James Brown Who Do You Know continues =======================================================

Fri Feb 1, 2002: State of Their Nuts Address Don is late due to a meeting Mike's wife's marriage counsellor refers her to a divorce lawyer First call for the crying guy(?) LBJ (Bob Barker) Robert the Angry Mailman in-studio while they burn time waiting for Stossel Charlie Stossel ======================================================= Mon Feb 4, 2002: I See You in Tea Las Vegas Style Show recap Super Bowl party recap Mystery Guest (Body by Jake) Don drinks his underwear tea Sad song dedications to Mike O'Meara Bono (Mike) in-studio ======================================================= Tues Feb 5, 2002: That's What Got Dr. Johnny Fever Canned in LA Picking over the details of the Booger-Eating contest Lisa and her cell-phone obsession Bri'ney Spears "Stinky & Pinky" on Oprah Rating women 2002 Helen Hunt has a forehead you could show drive-movies on ======================================================= Wed Feb 6, 2002: Lo-Jack in His Pants A letter from the lawyers about the booger eating contest Mike has a problem with the checker at the A&P The Top-5 women Best and worst NFL uniforms Pre-empted in SLO for water polo Craig Wilson Tim Stickney from One Life to Live in-studio Michael Jordon counselling Buzz Dials for Transvestites ======================================================= Thur Feb 7, 2002: Booger Eating Contest Bowling with One Life to Live recap Booger Eating Contest Tim Stickney and Teddy Sears from One Life to Live instudio Mystery Guest (Robert Vaughn) Phone scan D&M fill out a Nielsen log Buzz is caught doing a crossword puzzle ======================================================= Fri Feb 8, 2002: Letting Down the Kids

Talkers magazine columnist writes about D&M Playstation 2 game winner not satisfied--wants a Playstation 2 console Bet You Didn't Know That Playstation 2 destruction Doni's Record Bag (Brian Wilson raveout) LBJ (Arnold Schwarzenegger) ======================================================= Mon Feb 11, 2002: Flicked By a Scarf Don's weekend with Freda - dinner with Rue McLanahan - goofing with guests at a Valentiine's Day party Mike's lonely guy weekend at Les Misrables Robb's Caprice gets broken into at Union Station A tribute to Glenn Hoffman Pete Moss and Les Humid ======================================================= Tues Feb 12, 2002: I'm My Own Grandpa Paying off the bet at the gay bar recap Don is now a Grandfather Paying off the bet at Club Wet tapes The debut of Tobacco Road (vegetables) Joe Camel and Smoky Nicotine Dial for Transvestites ======================================================= Wed Feb 13, 2002: 10 Things I Hate About You Don is late arriving from a meeting Mike's estranged wife writes a list of things she hates about Mike Gordon Liddy's Cruise Craig Wilson (Valentine's Day) Feebed-out Brian Wilson tapes ======================================================= Thurs Feb 14, 2002: Backwards Newlywed Game Dennis Murphy arrives, dressed as cupid Bowling recap Valentine's day at Don's house Backwards Newlywed Game Mr. Skin's best Valentine's Day movies ======================================================= Fri Feb 15, 2002: Shake Yo Sacramento Booty Mike talks Don's ear off on the phone last night Don cracks Freda's safe on St. Valentine's night Buzz's suck-ass Valentine's night Mike scrapes his car in the parking garage by trying to avoid contact with Don's Escalade Canadian ice skating judgement scandal A plea for more white Americans in the NBA Hashing out the rules for Bra Bingo

The Sacramento Dance LBJ (G. Gordon Liddy) ======================================================= Mon Feb 18, 2002: Presidents' Day Reruns ======================================================= Tues Feb 19, 2002: Why Try? CBS quits subscribing to Arbitron Why Try? featuring Doni's all-gay music-bag Phoner with Olympian Michael Weiss Trolling for Teat-Tac-Toe Going to the Denzel movie in the hood with Bart America's favorite tv star is--Drew Carey??? Some listener's sex letter to his girlfriend--maybe Hotline to the harmonizer: Satan discusses the Pope's recent exorcisms ======================================================= Wed Feb 20, 2002: Ordinary Guys with Nothing to Lose Problems with the opening Melting down about the mongolian CF that is Infinity Fights with callers Technical difficulties More fights with callers Jail mail Robb gives Happy Black History Month greetings to callers The official contest rules for Don & Mike's Teat, Tac and Toe Contest Craig Wilson (Less Is More) ======================================================= Thurs Feb 21, 2002: You Are So My Enemy Right Now Fights with callers Bowling recap, and Johnny Constantino's bowling technique The battle between Mike and Lisa Herndon Teat-Tac-Toe Buzz names as many black professionals as he can in 60 seconds Doni's record bag: terrible records from a "we'll buy your song!" scam ======================================================= Fri Feb 22, 2002: They're Octoroons, Says Robb's Chart Calling another station to find out WNEW's ratings (because Infinity won't pay) Who hasn't Lisa had sex with? Lay King tv profile Wild Bill wants advice on doing a radio show on antique restoration LBJ (Miss Cleo) Lisa and Trini discuss black men as lovers =======================================================

Mon Feb 25, 2002: A Long Way Since Ahab the Arab Don's skid-marked underwear is the subject of a discussion at the neighborhood hen party Bart was in a car wreck Mike is bummed that hardly anyone comes to see his band Ray Stevens sends Don his new record: Osama Yo Mama A list of great aphrodisiacs Celebrating Black History Month with Charly Stuangstabalac Walmart PA phone game ======================================================= Tues Feb 26, 2002: Stupid White Man Mike hires a personal trainer again Pimping the Redneck Olympics Speculating on Jennifer Lopez's boobs The dangers of having sex during pregnancy Don loves his Sprint mobile phone Comedian Howard G. in-studio Phoner with epic douche-nozzle Michael Moore Rating women ======================================================= Wed Feb 27, 2002: As Purty As Your Cousin On Y'All's Weddin' Day Teasing the Redneck Olympics Rating women Craig Wilson (reader mail) Redneck Olympics - Tobaccy spit - Hubcap throw - Truck inspection - Smell, mullet and other in-studio criteria ======================================================= Thurs Feb 28, 2002: Thin the Herd! A courier with legal documents for Mike arrives late Robert the Angry-Mailman in-studio with gifts, demanding money Riding around town in the RV to give away money ======================================================= Fri Mar 1, 2002: Reruns A scheduled day off. ======================================================= Mon Mar 4, 2002: Foul, Fetid, Filthy Philadelphia Debut at WYSP in Phlly Fights with callers * my tape is very short, I don't have much of this show. ======================================================= Tues Mar 5, 2002: Tough SheMale Challenge Calls of support for going on in Philly Freda wants to add a wing to the house for the in-laws

Kathy C Gifford update Larry Michael in-studio to hump his new project--(toughwoman challenge) An ad for an attack vehicle Pimping for the Whatcha Got Up There? contest Jail mail from "Donna-Dawn" the T/S self-mutilating prisoner ======================================================= Wed Mar 6, 2002: Brown Like a Spring Dingleberry What's going on behind the scenes between D&M and O&A Why do you get your jerk on with a condom? Fights with callers Craig Wilson (gray hair) Don loves The Osbornes Schwarzenegger/Shriver marriage article Arnold (Mike) in-studio ======================================================= Thurs Mar 7, 2002: I am Woman, Hear Me Roar D&M's power breakfast with HBO Bowling recap Transvestite mailbag *missing* Sexpert Doctor Leah News scan Marion Barry (Mike) in-studio *another short show because of my incomplete tape ======================================================= Fri Mar 8, 2002: You Guys Rock A visit from Danny, Don's drunk dwarf neighbor Don is F'd by his best friend, the TV: -Will & Grace sucks -CBS's WTC exploitation, hosted byy Bobby DeNiro -Andy Griffith in color Mike goes to see Othello The one-word-only story contest* John Norman dials for transvestites LBJ (Cousin Luigi) George in the hospital gets a lap dance Phone scan ======================================================= Mon Mar 11, 2002: Bobby McFerrin -- Never Forget Don passes out Not going to suck on the tit of 9/11 Mike loses his keys Buzz picks the wildcard for the NCAA bracket Trying to find an animal to pick the NCAA bracket Phoner with the host of The Amazing Race Phone scan

Why the pay-cable Free Preview Weekend promotions are ripoffs Mike's high school friend Karen calls in Robb's unborn child (Don) answers all questions ======================================================= Tues Mar 12, 2002: Reruns Don is off with a Grade 2 concussion, Mike is dealing with legal stuff ======================================================= Wed Mar 13, 2002: I Don't Read Fan Sites, Movie Magazines-They're All Junk Internet site claims that Don has a grape-sized tumor on his brain An early plug for RadioGodsForum Monkey "Little Man" in-studio to pick the NCAA bracket Monkee Micheal Nesmith (Robb) stands-by to pick Don hits the ceiling in a "loaded weapon" scene from when he was a young DJ Phoner with Barry Williams (Greg Brady) about Celebrity Boxing Internet site now claims that Don is dead Craig Wilson (smarter kids) ======================================================= Thurs Mar 14, 2002: Joe Ardinger, D.A. Celebrity boxing recap Hashing out this year's Red Sox bet (ear piercing) What My Daddy Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him ======================================================= Fri Mar 15: Rosie O'Donnell Blutarsky: Zero Point Zero Freda is in a down cycle of "we have nothing in common" Fight with a caller (claims to be a family attorney) Rosie O'Donnell comes out, but won't go away Phoner with Leah Remini (celebrity boxing, her place on the Rating Women scale) Rosie O'Donnell coming out tapes LBJ (Tony Soprano) ======================================================= Mon Mar 18, 2002 through Wed Mar 27, 2002: Reruns (Spring break) ======================================================= Thurs Mar 28, 2002: Bat Tat That fan website says Don died of a grape-sized tumor during vacation Freda and Don decide to take up golf together Don's vacation recap - problems with airport security and foot odor - Bart's suitcase and medication is lost - Don and Bart get tattooed for Bart's birthday

Mike's lonely guy Florida vacation Craig Wilson (women's hats) Hotline to Heaven (Dudley Moore and Milton Berle) The D.O.T. story ======================================================= Fri Mar 29, 2002: Happy Days Newsmaker of the Week (Paula Poundstone) Fallout from the Doing Our Thing story More childhood gang stories: - starting a fire in a lot from shooting bottle rockets - screwing with the traffic lights LBJ (Dorothy Letterman) Phoner with Leah Remini (storyideas) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 1, 2002: The Significant Other Show Freda, Marsha Burbank Carrie Spewack and Mike's bartender Cathy in-studio for April Fool's Day - Weekend recap: Don/Freda fight at a restaurant over food on his face - Mike's bar habits Mike and Laura are separated--had a great weekend A plea to citizens: riot responsibly Don sings a tribute to the dead Queen Mum Alan Leinwand in-studio for The Alan Show Gordon Liddy (Mike) announces his triumphant return to the WJFK midday spot ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 2, 2002: As Falls Wichita... Debut of the Celebrity Burp contest Joe Ardinger's Maryland NCAA national championship riot tapes Who's who in Animal House Phoner to the station in Wichita to find out why they're still on tape delay ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 3, 2002: Tighter Than a Crab's Asshole on a Hot Summer Night Calling other Wichita stations to shop The Show Stupid radio contest games Channel 7 reporter Dale Solly* in-studio for a story about people being more rude Where are all the busty asian women on TV? Dude Walker Says It For You Old DJ stories: tom catting with Dave Fox Craig Wilson (leaving home as a young man) Ask Your Mayor -- Marion Barry (Mike) takes phone calls * - Dale Solly died just a couple weeks after this

======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 4, 2002: Jew 2 Jew Bowling recap Name Game contest The inauguration of Jew 2 Jew (Ms. Mow It All) Listeners Dial for Transvestites ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 5, 2002: Can We Go Off the Clock? Newsmaker of the Week (Liza Minelli) Wearing clothes that are too young for you Fantasies of threesomes and The Concerned Therapist Jay Leno article Men's magazines you can't read in Afghanistan Make Us Laugh LBJ (Russell Crowe) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 8, 2002: I Wanna Rock Live from WYSP in Philadelphia Good old Mapquest takes Don through the best parts of Philly Don and Freda walk out of Mama Mia Don's dog Rudy has the smallest testicles the vets ever saw Dinner at the russian restaurant How do blind people use an ATM? Mike takes his kids to an Oriole game Philly producer Spike's man-on-the-street tapes Dailing for transvestites ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 9, 2002: The All-Caller Show The All-Caller Show is mercifully shortened to the AllCaller Hour Jew 2 Jew (Bloomberg and NORML) Catholic to Catholic (Mothman) ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 10, 2002: Donaldo y Miguel Simultaneously translating the show into Spanish Mike's life is unravelling -- wants to do more in NYC Don Geronimo & Patrick Bateman The Smoking Gun guys in-studio Phone scan, fight with Lisa Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 11, 2002: Cell Phone Girl Bowling recap, Don makes out with a listener's mom Lisa is "Cell Phone Girl" and Mike is Drunk, Lonely Separated Man Freda busts Don on making out with the listener's mom Mike's late night out

Listening to email Forgive Me game Mystery Guest (Bret Michaels from Poison) ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 12, 2002: Calling Stu Pidas-Sole Don meets up with Tom Bigbee Newsmaker of the Week (Ozzy Osborne) Don and Robb will be golfing together Drunk caller wants to talk up records Listening to email LBJ (Morgan Freeman) Stump the Stupe Reviewing the movies we haven't seen Listening to emails ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 15, 2002: I Can't Believe You're Saying This On the Radio Earthdog brother Jim's Penthouse Forum-like mail from an ex girlfriend Don begins golf lessons Joe on-the-street at the post office for tax day bullhorn train-wreckage Listening to email Robb loses is giant wallet in a NY cab Mike takes his younger daughter to a modern circus Can You Get To 10? (Samuel L. Jackson, Brad Garrett, Carrot Top, Al Roker and Craig Wilson) ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 16, 2002: Homemade Bikini Contest Don's golf lesson Six Feet Under recap Tax day on the news / is Gordon Peterson drunk? TV shows ranked by race Highway Love Connection Homemade Bikini Contest Mutt Lang's secret Listening to email ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 17, 2002: The Brothers are in Charge of Philadelphia Homemade bikini contest continues Don gets pitched to invest in Slam Ball Mike O'Meara is The Lonely Guy Where the hell is the Slam Ball article in SI? The Brothers are in charge of Philadelphia In-vitro interview with Baby Molly (Sarah Jessica Parker's) Suicidal asshat on the GW Bridge should JUMP Charly Stuangstabalac dials for transvestites

Listening to email ====================================================== Thurs Ajdury 18, 2002: Hello, this is Scott Shannon Still pimping for the homemade bikini contest Don & Robb get to go to Memphis for a prize fight Old road stories: Don borrowing Mike's car while driving on a suspended license, checking on Oral Roberts, caving in the roof of a Pontiac Deborah Dean is stuck between floors in the elevator Where Are You? Scott Shannon air checks Computer email ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 19, 2002: The Tongue Boat to Tuna Town New York ratings are up Hate call from Philly Newsmaker of the Week (Mother Nature) Drunk Girl (April) calls in from SLO Listening to email Tawny Kitaen story from The Smoking Gun LBJ (Patrick Bateman) Reviewing Movies We Haven't Seen (Murder by Numbers, The Scorpion King) Listening to email Scott Shannon tapes ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 22, 2002: The Redskins' Draft Fiasco Don emcee's the Redskins' NFL draft Parade magazine article on Don Anus Mike spends the night asleep in his car Listening to email Tobacco Road (Aromatherapist) Philadelphia ratings are up Pimping for the Hotwire travel contest 800-Medical Information Line game ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 23, 2002: No More Stains Another visit from Danny the dwarf SNL special recap and pomposity Spiderman geek talk Listening to email Self-pleasuring I: wet vs. dry Self-pleasuring II: a whole new meaning to wet vs. dry The Pope (Don) berates a priest (Mike) about the sex scandal News scan The three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men (and women)

======================================================= Wed Ajdury 24, 2002: Cancer Ain't Enough Shooting dry controversy continues Don's earthdog brother Jim is the Candyman Craig Wilson Caller whose MIL has cancer wants a plane ticket to Peru Listening to Email Match Game 2002 Donny's Naked Cruelty (Heloise) ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 25, 2002: Heloise's Hint--Eat Me Bowling recap Drunk slow guys on cell phones Donny's Naked Cruelty Heloise's triumphant return - will send D&M something hot, moist and brown Listening to email* Hotwire Travel Contest letters and winner ----------------------------------------------------------* including an aborted message from Jason Hannah ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 26, 2002: Team Ennis Hate calls Newsmaker of the week (computer voice for the email reader) The Post article that pissed off O&A The Bachelor recap LBJ (Robert Blake) Don't fear the reaper ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 29, 2002: He's Got Radioactive Blood Tribute to the late Dale Solly Is he strong? Listen, Bud-Pimping for What Would Your Dad or Mom Do... Where're Our Ratings Gifts? (-76 min) Phone scan Listening to email Alan brings in bonus money for the ratings ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 30, 2002: Here's My Confession--I have an N Sync Obsession! RGF's webmaster calls in Mike brings in the Dale Earnhardt bust Father Phil McKraken (some guy) professes his love of Justin Timberlake Callers with bad jokes - can sick kids be far behind? Phone scan Listening to email

Phoner with Jay Leno, Kelsey Grammer and Bob Hope (Mike) Heloise arrives with 50 lbs of texas chili with jalapenos ======================================================= Wed May 1, 2002: A Pyramid in My Pants A crop duster buzzes Mike's house Paul Dean's annual recap A letter in the local fishwrap complains about D&M's urging a jumper to jump Listener mail: 3rd Reich spoon, Turd or Sawdust?, Confederate flat and KKK tshirt Craig Wilson Ivolt Girls come in for photos, Nude Pyramid ======================================================= Thurs May 2, 2002: Reruns D&M are in reruns because of Don's laryngitis Phil the fag/Glen the Janitor in-studio Mr. Chu's fabulous fortune cookie; racoon rampage Mike's scary night in tornado weather Newsmaker of the Week (Cal Ripken Jr) Teasing bowling, Frank Ahrens leaves the Post's radio column New Elvis tapes (damn, my tooth hurts, Where's Bill Cosby?) Don and Freda go shopping together ======================================================= Fri May 3, 2002: Reruns D&M are in reruns because of Don's laryngitis Back to School Night at Bart's school [aborted - bad tape] Phoner with Leah Remini regarding her going on Stern's show [aborted] * Mista 40 in-studio to push his new song Pete Johnson Makes the Call For You Paxil makes Mike a lot like Gladys Kravitz... Shopping for furniture for Mike's NY apartment Don & Freda's double date with Bart and his g/f; "you aren't doing that in my house!" Buzz Dials for Transvestites LBJ (Harry Morgan) Goofin' on Stan the Fan's Sylvester J. Puttytat lisp ======================================================= Mon May 6, 2002: It's Stress, God Damn It! Don's laryngitis Bart is sleeps in the midst of dog s--Buzz's recap of the Chicago B96 radio reunion NBC 50th Anniversary Craptacular Mike goes on his kid's field trip The Dick Biondi story; Liddy, Biondi and Chris Matthews Phoner with a scary fat guy who's losing weight for surgery =======================================================

Tues May 7, 2002: And I Said F--- You... D&M are in reruns while Don rests his voice Phone scan Joe Trick-or-Treats for beer June Lockhart in-studio Teasing and setting up the Fumpkin Pucking contest Make Us Laugh Phone-Ho Theater (Frankenstein drop-ins) ======================================================= Wed May 8, 2002: Pumpkin Love *The show is in reruns while Don's voice recovers* Lisa's festive night with Don and Buzz The Fumpkin Pucking contest begins Craig Wilson Gays in advertising Olive Oyl is not good j/o material Mike's slot machine ======================================================= Thurs May 9, 2002: Who Asked You? Don's deep throat Tim Stickney leaves Don a very gay phone message Mike likes Spidermon Leah Remini will join the show in the 3rd seat on Mon May 13 Mr. Skin (Diane Lane, Eliza Dushku, Serena Vincent) Penthouse Pet Victoria in-studio Mystery Guest (Jim Ross) Craig Wilson ======================================================= Fri May 10, 2002: Crazy Shmazy Newsmaker of the week (Spiderman) Tim Stickney in-studio to defend his gay voice mail Two gays from The Amazing Race in-studio LBJ (Fran Drescher) Crazy Mommy Cuntest ======================================================= Mon May 13, 2002: Douche Chill Leah's first day in the 3rd chair -- she's late Don's mother's day gift goes bad Phone scan The flight to LA WW1 pays for stations to carry Orilay Leah gets bumped on Letterman Jew 2 Jew (crossdressing karaoke singer) Make Us Laugh (the balonga is touching your eyeball) ======================================================= Tues May 14, 2002: Yes, Leah--During Evening Shade Lunch at Shakey's pizza buffet

A tornado demolishes Don's beach house, 66 Mustang and Big Freda's new Saturn Car wrecks and altercations Strange j/o places, grossing out Leah Phone scan The Starbucks Coffee meltdown Article on women who barter for sex Catholic to Catholic (witchcraft in Harry Potter) Prepping Leah for Entertainment Tonight Benny from LA LAW in-studio (Mike) ======================================================= Wed May 15, 2002: It's Boring! Move On! Leah wants fruit Leah cuts liners Excerpts from some book about BMs Star Wars geek questionaire Mike's gifts are underwhelming, is stiffed for an impromtu get-together Craig Wilson Doni's Naked Cruelty and Leah Makes the Call for You ======================================================= Thurs May 16, 2002: I'm Sorry--Not Leah's appearance on Entertainment Tonight recap Don's personal assistant's personal assistant (Joe Ardinger) reads a list of requests to Leah's personal assistant (Nicole) Bumfights -- thin the herd DA caller claims he was fired for calling The Show The Big Lie* and Leah walks out A roomfull of Van Pattens Mr. Skin in-studio (Kate Winslet, Rachel Griffith, Susan Sarandon, Farrah Fawcett, misc) --------------------------------* includes East Coast Bob scamming some news-douches on an earthquake ======================================================= Fri May 17, 2002: To the Moon, Alice Lost in LA--buying flowers, James Bond posters Newsmaker of the Week (Kevin James) The suckpool that is LA radio Leah's assistant's assistant (Alice) responds to Don's assistant's assistant (Joe) Radio & Records' advice for deejays LBJ (Hugh Grant) Phoner with Kevin James Review Movies We Haven't Seen (Star Wars Ep 5, About a Boy, The Others) Mike O'Malley from "Yes, Dear" in-studio

======================================================= Mon May 20, 2002: Who Asked Ye? Leah simulcasts from LA Space-aged lunch at LAX Craig Kilborn recap and meltdown Phone scan Interview with Baby Emma (from Friends) Star Wars geeks compete to synopsise the show ======================================================= Tues May 21, 2002: Winner Don has a David Cassidy CD in his car Good ratings in Philly, the Dan Mason story Don & Mike's Empty Chamber game Phone scan It's All Relative Hotline to Heaven (Ted Knight) ======================================================= Wed May 22, 2002: No Respect Tattoos and Spiderman Harv Moore and Al Cohen Pimping for the Freak Show Don quits as WJFK's Program Director Johnny Constantino bullhorns David Blaine DA listener writes to complain about Empty Chamber Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs May 23, 2002: Hey! Leggo My Eggos! Ratings are good, O&A Rant Freak show: -scrotal pushpins (winner) -dislocating arms -monkey paw foot -webbed toe sucking -nail in the head -webbed foot -toasters under the boobs -full body tats and piercings -crack-house porn ======================================================= Fri May 24, 2002: Hey Ant'ny--There's No Cold Air Coming Out of Here O&A wars continue Newsmaker of the Week (Ken Stevens) LBJ (Yoda) O&A's ratings downhill ride ======================================================= Mon May 27 through Thurs May 30, 2002: Unavailable - may have been a protest walkout.

======================================================= Fri May 31, 2002: Unhappy Together D&M play songs as a protest to management ======================================================= Mon June 3, 2002: Broadway Monday D&M play songs as a protest to management - Give My Regards to Broadway (Jolson) - People (Streisand) - The Surrey with the Fringe on Top (Alfred Drake) - Cabaret (Liza Minelli) - The Ladies Who Lunch (Elaine Stritch) - Memory (Betty Buckley) - Do Re Mi (Julie Andrews) ======================================================= Tues June 4, 2002: Reruns ======================================================= Wed June 5, 2002: Reruns ======================================================= Thurs June 6, 2002: Reruns Behind the Music drinking game Freda's sex dream, all about plushies Dennis Murphy's star-crossed romance with a 57-year-old Phone scan The explosion in Toya's pants DA caller claims to have a Mickey Mantle rookie card Don't pull over when there's a rainstorm!!! Priests and pornography are a bad mix ======================================================= Fri June 7, 2002: Reruns The station transmitter blows up but good Buzz hates strollers Phoner with aussie's queen of yodeller LBJ (Bob Skin) Pimping an appearance of Kings and Queens Ghettospeak ======================================================= Mon Jun 10, 2002: GTFO Back in-studio, discussing their disputes Don learns golf, battling with Freda & U.S. (ungrateful son) Phone scan Mike moves out Robb's weekend in Graceland Don wets the bed ======================================================= Tues Jun 11, 2002: Freda--Stop this String of Robberies Don wants to prove he's the late John Gotti's son Freda orders a driveway renovation

Bad DJ advice Girls from some New York orgy event Phone scan (including an argument with a drunk) Mike Tyson (Mike) dials for transvestites ======================================================= Wed June 12, 2002: She was a Hottie, Dottie Gotti Bart and Don go to see Chicago in concert John Gotti eulogy Ryder gets genital piercings Angry musings from "The Best Website in the Universe" To Tell the Truth (sewage skimmer) Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs June 13, 2002: Look at All the Babies They Killed Shaq and the Lakers recap Don's father's day present will be that Freda and Bart leave to go college shopping Mike will be doing the poker run on his friend's boat Robert the Angry Mailman in-studio, talks about Sex Tour 2002 Viewing racist videos with Robert The Father's Day Big Lie ======================================================= Fri June 14, 2002: What the Hell is an Octoroon Again? Hallway walkers Newsmaker of the week (Scooby Doo) Gladys Kravitz calls in Dan Snyder's son Baby Danny in-vitro A call from Adjury, who plans to visit to show support Reviewing the Movies We Haven't Seen (Windtalkers, Bourne Identity, Scooby Do) LBJ (Floyd the Barber) NY ratings are up ======================================================= Mon Jun 17, 2002: Rolling Back the Stone Rolling back the stone on Strip Trivia Don's Father's Day weekend Mike sits on and breaks the skylight on his friend's boat Phoner with the guy who runs "The Best Website in the Universe" (see June 12) G. Gordon Liddy (Mike) in-studio ======================================================= Tues Jun 18, 2002: Tongue the Bung-ky WNEW is still playing reruns Arbotrends in Philly are way up Road update on the Spoiled Children's Tour of southern colleges More WNEW bs

Phone scan Joe Makes the Call for You Lay King article Shaq & Dennis Show (massaging the racism from MJ's legs) ======================================================= Wed Jun 19, 2002: Ass Wednesday Road update on the Spoiled Children's Tour of southern colleges Strip Trivia ======================================================= Thurs Jun 20, 2002: The Password is "Tard" WJFK arbotrends are down Road update on the Spoiled Children's Tour of southern colleges Is Jim Skin being pressumed not to come on the show? Craig Wilson News scan Winner for the Hotwire contest Password with Dennis, Tom and Rider ======================================================= Fri Jun 21, 2002: Mike Just Wants to Have Fun A message through music -- D&M's last day in NYC (even reruns) Newsmaker of the Week (Tom Cruise) Road update on the Spoiled Children's Tour of southern colleges Mike nixes Cyndi Lauper as a guest for his birthday More on the Monkeys from Mars screenplay Harrison Ford on Letterman recap Make Us Laugh LBJ (Jesse Ventura) Screw Corey Feldman Reviewing the Movies We Haven't Seen (Minority Report, Lilo & Stitch) ======================================================= Mon Jun 24 thru Fri Jun 28, 2002: Reruns ======================================================= Mon Jul 1, 2002: Hudson Hawk Don's unreachable weekend at the beach - some schmuck's wife locks the keys in the car Mike takes his birthday nudes, hugs from the crowd outside Don's tries Mike's Hard Cranberry Highway Love Connection (aborted) Buzzcast (Dennis Murphy) ======================================================= Tues Jul 2, 2002: Quite the Au Pair Don is late / Mike's pants are ripped / Jason's beautiful polish friend Joanna

Don runs a kid off the road A plea to Jesus to kill rich balloonists Phoner with Cyndi Lauper Jew 2 Jew (nudists) Phone scan Minority Report vs. Scooby Do George W. Bush discusses his surgery Buzzcast (Joe Ardinger) ======================================================= Wed Jul 3, 2002: Where's My Apple Juice? Update on Buzz's surgery Newsmaker of the Week (Uncle Sam) Can't get Buzz any apple juice Fireworks in the parking lot LBJ (Tommy Lee Jones) Reviewing Movies We Haven't Seen (Like Mike, Powerpuff Girls, MIB II) Buzzcast (Robert the Angry Mailman) / ex-phone screener Toya calls in ======================================================= Thurs Jul 4 and Fri, Jul 5, 2002: Reruns (Independence Day weekend) ======================================================= Mon Jul 8, 2002: Dead Williams Ted Williams is dead Don's 4th of July weekend -- can't talk about the sex Drunk April, Tom Gavin and other fans come to support the show / Mike has to eat dog food Mike saves a life Prison She-mail ======================================================= Tues Jul 9, 2002: Ass Play! Don is in traffic court Mike gets a little hot phone sex from the exThe problem with Home Run Derby Don's day in traffic court Trolling for people who will french-kiss dogs Pete Moss and Les Humid dial for transvestites (ass play) The Elton John fart tape ======================================================= Wed Jul 10, 2002: Tastes like Homo! Pimping for the dog kissing contest Listener shows her t's for Poison tix Don grills a steak in front of his guests--never asks if they want to eat too Charles Mann and other celeb endorsements A little impromptu Cancer Corner Craig Wilson

Interview with Robert Blake (Mike) ======================================================= Thurs Jul 11, 2002: Doggy Style The incredible lamenest that was the All Star Game Bob Levey is a tool The sweet smell of aereolae -- the dog kissing contest ======================================================= Fri Jul 12, 2002: FONA Pimping for signs that say Friends of Nice Asses Newsmaker of the Week (Ted Williams) Earthdog Brother Jim meets his natural dad Perry Noid writes song for Lisa, Buzz Dennis Murphy will perform with Poison Where is Mr. Skin? Half of Gosford Park is good LBJ (Crocodile Hunter) Movies We Haven't Seen (Road to Perdition, Reign of Fire, Halloween Ressurection) ======================================================= Mon Jul 15, 2002: R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Don's nephews have their birthday party at Don's house Freda doesn't respect Don's littering Phoner with Dick Smothers (Sex Quiz: 6 and 120) Dennis and Mista 40 talk about performing with Poison, interview Brett Michaels Doni's DJ Challenge Phoner with Bob Barker (Mike) ======================================================= Tues Jul 16, 2002: I Love You, Charly Mike gets cleaned out buying a new killer A/V setup Life with Bart while Freda is gone Bob Levey replies in an online column Phone scan Cosmo's juciest sex survey yet Ex-webmaster John Stevens runs for Congress Don doesn't understand why people love American Idol Charly Interview (gross-out candy) ======================================================= Wed July 17, 2002: I Got Yer Diseased Toe Right Here Buzz is ill Meeting with management Don's diseased toe Gosford Park Bart's cooking Mike's next marriage Tom Gavin Phonebooth Olympics Craig Wilson

Allen Iverson's mother Buzzcast (Joe Ardinger) ======================================================= Thurs July 18, 2002: Somebody Moved the Curb Bart wrecks the car Philadelphia ratings F'd up Listener wants to meet Poison Tobacco Road (Fire-eater) Vibrator Olympics ======================================================= Fri July 19, 2002: Good Looking Friday Freda's return Phone scan Newsmaker Hotline (Stuart Little(Buzz)) Mr. Skin Pairing beautiful women with fat guys for Eminem concert LBJ (Regis Philbin) Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen ======================================================= Mon July 22, 2002: Bart vs. The Car Bart's in another accident DC ratings Boobs on Sex in the City Wacky Weekend Recap/Don needs to be jolly Eminem concert controversy Interview with Rosie O'Donnell's baby Wall Street Update ======================================================= Tues July 23, 2002: The Jolly Directive The jolly experiment Mike's gig Jen and Fat Guy Ted's date Good samaritan catches hell Rip-off car wash Ocean City affiliate air checksDennis Murphy: deejay Dr. Evil dials for phone ho's ======================================================= Wed July 24, 2002: Don's Foot Doctor Don's foot doctor Meet Ted's Penis Don's dogs Ted's Brother Celebrity burp controversy F'd up Listener in-studio Tom Gavin's anger management Harvard phone screener Craig Wilson =======================================================

Thurs July 25, 2002: What Are We Going to Ask Tommy Lee? Mike's sunglasses Liquid Skin DC Mayor's forged petitions Caller hates Don's black voice Robert the Angry Mailman Celebrity Burp Contest Make us laugh Rocker Tommy Lee interview prep Lisa's diet Karen Carpenter tribute Watching Lisa eat Rush Limbaugh (Mike) interview 1-900 Medical Information Game ======================================================= Fri July 26, 2002: Be Jolly, Damn It Meeting with management John Stevens Article I Newsmaker of the Week (Austin Powers (Wendell)) Now Big Freda has to be jolly Phoner with Tony Curtis Phone scan/spelling bee LBJ (Fat Bastard) John Stevens Article II ======================================================= Mon July 29, 2002: Just Another Manic Monday D&M's golf outing Goldmember review Hall & Oates Mike's fight with Marsha Phoner with Ross Valory of Journey John Stevens Article III Upcoming football season Watching porno alone Harry Potter hotline ======================================================= Tue July 30, 2002: Vish Blank Live from WYSP Goldmember recap Harry Potter hotline DJ advice on how to get women to listen to your show Match Game 2002 ======================================================= Wed July 31, 2002: The Nude Feud Live from WYSP Fun at the hat store Meet Jamie the intern Who's Hot and Who's Not in Philly tv / telephones don't work

Get a pencil! Scott Shannon stories The Nude Feud Teasing Karaoke and getting permission from Freda Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs Aug 1, 2002: Mack the *hic* Knife Ratings money Don, Mike, Buzz, Robbay, Lisa and Spike all go karaoke'ing Phoner with some undoucheable c--- who wrote a book on cheating Helping the tv-station's lemonade sale Arnold Schwartzenegger (Mike) discusses his political aspirations ======================================================= Fri Aug 2, 2002: Ice Cold Lemo-nade! Newsmaker of the week (Bruce Springsteen) Joe models his dunce cap Guys are hitting on Freda in bars Don's house has pictures of Freda and old DJs she dated Negotiating with a reporter for an interview regarding the guy running for congress More money from Ken. Don gives away his portion. Controversy ensues. LBJ (Harry Morgan) ======================================================= Mon Aug 5, 2002: The Deep End of the Fecal Pool Lisa vs. Mike on football knowledge Don's anniversary weekend Mike's hellish weekend at Wild World Don names all the NFL quarterbacks A testimonial for TWA tea David Letterman's drummer Anton Fig in-studio Anna Nicole show comments David Letterman Hotline Mike demonstrates how to play the three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men ======================================================= Tue Aug 6, 2002: Super Double Pissed with Cheese Electricians, then a blackout keep Don from watching Monday Night Football John Madden's debut on MNF recap Don plays the Freda DJ tapes from when she was at Clemson The TV-Land/Rockford Files hotline Jew 2 Jew (Jews 4 Jesus) Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole--you're such a dumbass ======================================================= Wed Aug 7, 2002: My Late Beloved Husband Don's throat problem is a viral infection

Don buys a cremation urn as an anniversary gift Radio stations cash in on the Sept 11 anniversary Mike crosses the line and sells Crap the Band t-shirts G. Gordon Liddy's Hotline Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs Aug 8, 2002: Never Miss a Jump Split! Loni / Freda is a bad mother -- sends Bart to the e/r by himself so she can go countertop shopping Don whores himself to be a bar mitzvah clown to buy Freda an anniversary gift Hard Knocks recap Mike's Red Sox rave-out Las Vegas Style Show gets cancelled at YSP, back on again Phone Ho Theater ======================================================= Fri Aug 9, 2002: Hamster-Pop and Butterscotch Mike is not in studio--he was in a car wreck Newsmaker of the Week (Anna Nicole Smith) Chloe the Anal Queen in-studio Reading faxes asking for the Las Vegas Style Show LBJ (Antonio Banderas) Reviewing the Movies We Haven't Seen (Spy Kids 2, Bloodwork, XXX) ======================================================= Mon Aug 12, 2002: No Help Monday The Jason Priestly wreck Bart loses his wallet, Bloodwork sucked, Waiting for the boy to leave so Don can get laid Negotiating with a caller with a bad back for Aerosmith tickets Buzz will whore out anything Phoner with Sammy Hagar Gladys Kravitz calls in--ass More faxes asking for the Las Vegas Style Show The Law and Lisa Herndon -- Special Olympics demolition derby ======================================================= Tue Aug 13, 2002: You're Mother is a Whore Establishing the fantasy draft order The kid of the guy with the bad back calls in Phoner with 79-year-old female rassler Moola Another MENSA on the phone claims he knows the back-guy's kid Argument with a Romanian caller Cheerleader tapes from Hard Knocks* The Rip Taylor burp sessions The kid of the guy with the bad back races Mista 40

More faxes asking for the Las Vegas Style Show ------------------------------------------------------* source of "Never Miss a Jump Split! ======================================================= Wed Aug 14, 2002: Fantasy Draft 2002 D&M league fantasy draft Freda tells Don that in the next life Don will be her dog Phone scan Winner of the Las Vegas Style Show is chosen Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs Aug 15, 2002: Elvis is still Dead The annual Elvis Death Day show ======================================================= Fri Aug 16, 2002: A--holes! Live from WYSP in Philly Don buys Robb a Philadelphia Hebrews jersey Newsmaker of the Week (dead Elvis) Elvis2Elvis Dials for Transvestites Last minute change of LVSS winners Tom calls D&M assholes Dog's dog Klink is sick LBJ (Vin Diesel) Reviewing the Movies We Haven't Seen (Possession, The Good Girl, Pluto Nash, Blue Crush) ======================================================= Mon Aug 19, 2002: Reruns while Don is at traffic court ======================================================= Tue Aug 20, 2002: That Sounds Scrumptuous! Don's day in traffic court The Show is now #1 12+ in DC LVSS recap D&M at the Van Halen concert / Broyhill won't eat meat off the bone Dr. Natasha Terry in-studio Cutting liners with Dude Walker Esther Rolle psychic hotline ---Natasha's Gentleman's Relish shake (makes you taste good) 1 raw egg 1 cup milk 3 tsp honey 1/4 tsp each nutmeg, ground cloves, ginger, cinnamon Blend, guzzle, and 1-hour later you're ready to paint. ======================================================= Wed Aug 21, 2002: All By Myself Don offers Mike a compromise on the BoSox bet--go to Club Wet and Mike wears a leather vest and no shirt

Meet the kid from Harvard, Paul, phone screener and Joe's lackey The Cos and Coke story Robert Mailman announces he be a baby-daddy Mike laments his upcoming lonely-guy vacation Favorite drop-ins from Barbarians at the Gate, The Contender American Idol recap Craig Wilson LBJ (Simon Cowell) Make Us Laugh ======================================================= Thurs Aug 22 through Fri Aug 30, 2002: Reruns (Vacation) ======================================================= Mon Sept 2, 2002: Reruns (Labor Day) ======================================================= Tue Sept 3, 2002: A Deal with the Devil Back live in afternoon drive Loving life without Ken, Jeremy, Dopie & Acne A beach weekend with Freda, Bart and 3 of his friends The queer duality of Freda and Marsha Fake food at the craft fair (also see Oct 23 show) Hum that Tune Mike's vacation with his daughters in Boston Robb's angry memo to the Jerry Lewis Telethon ======================================================= Wed Sept 4, 2002: You Stole that Bit from Steve Dahl! Mike buys "the whale"-- a '99 Deville, Big Freda buys a Mustang American Idol recap Teasing the 9-11 show, douchebag caller Ryan Seacrest interview Fake food maker calls in, will make fake feces Phonescan, featuring douchebag callers Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs Sept 5, 2002: (800) DJ-LOVER Earthdog brother Jim is not allowed in the Teamsters Disappointed with American Idol Fantasy football lineups Formally announcing that the 9-11 show will be broadcast from the Pentagon The "I Slept with Radio's Mike O'Meara" tote bag and contents Robert Mailman in-studio, regarding his ass-tour, baby mailman Jerry Lewis telethon tapes =======================================================

Fri Sept 6, 2002: It's All About Sacramento Don frets about having Bart's school get-together at his home Mike stares West Nile Virus in the face Newsmaker of the Week (Jerry Lewis) Mr. Skin (Erica Christensen, Faye Dunnaway, Penny Johnson, Julie Christie, Alyssa Milano) Reviewing the Movies We Haven't Seen (City by the Sea) Dumbass KHTK employee is Caller 100 Don and Mike destroy a Pedro Martinez doll The last time Don gave and got... Lisa's secret boyfriend The most powerful woman in sports Phone scan ======================================================= Mon Sept 9, 2002: Don't Get the Joke Teasing Wednesday's Pentagon show Article from Radio & Records about D&M's "deal with the devil" contract comments Dumbass caller wants advice about swapping Meet Robb's dad Teasing Don's bar mitzvah appearance Planning a listener appreciation night for Philly Freda gets tickets to see that carnie John Edward A depressed douche caller wants encouragement; losers across America call in Jerry Lewis telethon tapes ======================================================= Tue Sept 10, 2002: Lisa Would End Up Airtight Reruns as D&M are late as they pick up their Pentagon creditentials - bathroom habit Don's easter weekend, declares that Tiger Woods is a flash in the pan, will not amount to a hill of beans Busted that they're back in studio, playing like they're in best-of Waiting in line at the Pentagon Who would you do -- if death were imminent? Name-game controversy (Reed) More stuff about the 911 Show Legal problems with the Philly listener appreciation night Sopranos Hotline ======================================================= Wed Sept 11, 2002: 9/11 Anniversary Show from The Pentagon ======================================================= Thurs Sept 12, 2002: Hi--Don't Spend Money Don flicks an old cigar into a mulch heap outside the station, starts a fire

Don's sock was covered with blood after yesterday's broadcast Mr. Skin (Amanda Peet, Hunter Tylo, Alex Kingston, Lara Flynn Boyle, Laura Dern, Tracy Flynn, Cameron Mannheim Don Geronimo's Phone Hunt Craig Wilson Johnny Unitas Hotline (hosted by Stan the Fan) D&M meet the skirt who runs WYSP Rolling Stones tickets debacle Robert Mailman announces that he's knocked up a 2nd girl, but the girl is going to eject Can't quite remember what Laurie & Dorie, siamese twins, were like Dr. Phil (Mike) in-studio to give advice, goes horribly wrong ======================================================= Fri Sept 13, 2002: Nice Duke Recap of the previous night's Appetizer-Style Show Newsmaker of the Week (Tim Sabian) Bart and Freda visit Duke The most powerful woman in sports LBJ (Tony Soprano) Don reviews movies he hasn't seen ======================================================= Mon Sept 16, 2002: Humiliation It's a truncated show due to Redskins' Monday Night Football Pimping for What Would You Do for Stones Tix The rules for Yom Kippur A rant about posts on Radio Gods Forum Don's weekend as Don G the Clown at the bar mitzvah Mike's Vegas weekend for the HBO fight Article about Dan Snyder ======================================================= Tue Sept 17, 2002: You Are My Santa Clauses Pimping for What Would You Do for Stones Tix Don's evening broadcasting the show The trouble with Bart's car Freda's fall diversion: drawing R&R prints a retraction about Mike's sobriety clause Considering sending a contestant up for Who Wants To Marry a Millionaire? Don's birthday non-dinner Regis & Kelly Prime-Time hotline ======================================================= Wed Sept 18, 2002: It's the Don & M-Live from WYSP [severely truncated]

======================================================= Thurs Sept 19, 2002: [severely truncated] ======================================================= Fri Sept 20, 2002: I'm the Baby! Don's birthday gifts Charly Stuangstabalac is dying (from Mike's acid reflux) Newsmaker of the Week (Keith Richards) Phoner with the Clemson prof that Don and Freda will be staying with for the weekend In-vitro Interview with Baby Kelly Ripa Reviewing the Movies We Haven't Seen (Ballistic, Banger Sisters, My Big Fat Greek Wedding) The Most Powerful Woman in Sports LBJ (Jeff Goldblum) ======================================================= Mon Sept 23, 2002: The World's Dumbest Millionaire March on Main Street recap - Mike's night out on the town witth Joe Ardinger - Mike fires Joe Don & Freda's weekend at Clemson What to do if Bart brings home a g/f of another race Sopranos Recap Oprah Winfrey tribute rant Doni's Naked Cruelty Charly Stunagstabalac is dying ======================================================= Tue Sept 24, 2002: Slapping the Cold Hand of Death Pimping for Strip Trivia Suzen Johnson has a big rack Salesman Tim McWilliams watches The Sopranos on company time Don's dinner is burned to a crisp Planning the payoff for the RedSox bet at Club Wet Kathie C Gifford article about singing at the hotel where Frank banged Suzen Johnson Where Are You? game ======================================================= Wed Sept 25, 2002: Take It Off Strip Trivia ======================================================= Thurs Sept 26, 2002: In Glorious Color A memo from upper management regarding the color printer Chief Engineer Mike Friedman gets the day off Patton Oswalt in-studio Mr. Skin (Jennifer Love Hewitt, Elizabeth Barridge, Patricia Arquette, Jamie Lee Curtis, Will Lisa pose for Playboy?

Craig Wilson It's All Relative ======================================================= Fri Sept 27, 2002: So Get Your Tickets Now Newsmaker of the Week (Cary Spewak) Pick the Pros with James Brown of Fox NFL Barry White tribute Make Us Laugh LBJ (Dr. Phil) ======================================================= Mon Sept 30, 2002: Reruns The show is in reruns while Don is hit by a car Mike's telephone service is cut-off Don and Freda at an Ocean City festival At home with Frank and Kathie C Playing the "doctor" card for dinner reservations Favorite body parts Don is dead, according to a prank website How to deal with an unhappy bird Russian anal-sex queen Pissing off an affiliate's receptionist ======================================================= Tue Oct 1, 2002: You're Shidding Me! Trip Spewak born Sept 30--10 lbs 2 oz, 21 3/4" long, head: 15" First day of physical therapy--Barbara Eden and horribly skidmarked underwear Conversation with a horse's ass about the accident Drunk Mike's festive band practice, and his night out with The Nigerian Nightmare Tom says Dennis's tongue is short Lists! American Idiot debuts ======================================================= Wed Oct 2, 2002: Milk His Death Like a Cow's Teat Pimping for What Would You Do...to see Creed in Alcatraz Stop asking questions! and Back to School Night Mike and Lisa tan together Fighting with The Finger Guy American Idiot Continues Craig Wilson Don tells Charly Stuangstabalac he is dying ======================================================= Thurs Oct 3, 2002: Nuthin Says Lovin' Like Pubic Hair in the Oven Preshow: Doni the DJ Angry about the Sniper Don witnesses a shoplifting

Why are there no blacks on Friends? What would you do for Creed tickets - guy gets his facial hair waxed Phoner with Don's British ex-neighbor Sarah - guy eats dog food, pukes it backk up, eats it again - guy eats 6 eggs in 5 mins, anothher guy drinks 1gal of milk in 45 mins Phoner with Lisa Ling - guy eats his friend's freshly shhaved pubes (winner) - guy eats a mix of vinegar, baby food, pepto bismol, picante sauce ======================================================= Fri Oct 4, 2002: One Hot Mama Mike gets a 2nd opinion--it's still acid reflux Newsmaker of the Week (the old man who hit Don) Tippi Hedren in-studio The Most Powerful Woman in Sports LBJ (James Gandolfini) [my tape is truncated here] ======================================================= Mon Oct 7, 2002: Smoke More--Get It? Get It? The non-breaking news about the sniper Don's weekend with Vicadin Tim Couch rave-out tape Joe Ardinger's Smoke More parody ad The Joe Show - Joe gets a break of his own Slam-o-Rama ======================================================= Tue Oct 8, 2002: She's So Fine Don is off for the day getting his hip relocated Broyhill pulls out of the fantasy league Mike's broken nose Sexspert Jackie Fine in-studio Phoner with Bill Orilay, who gets the midday show Phoner with the producer of Beg, Borrow and Deal Bark Off for Cash ======================================================= Wed Oct 9, 2002: *BONK* Teasing the BoSox bet payoff at Club Wet Don gets his hip relocated--with a mallet Pimping the Backwards Newlywed Game An offer to box Joey Buttafuco Anger over the news coverage of the sniper American Idiot Argument with Freda about a topic Don wants to discuss onair Craig Wilson =======================================================

Thurs Oct 10, 2002: The Ballad of Ben Gay O'Meara The sniper strikes nearby The gang's night out at Club Wet Mr Skin (Madonna, Nicole Kidman, Teri Hatcher, Heather Graham) The Big Lie ======================================================= Fri Oct 11, 2002: Gotta Pick at Them Hombres Newsmaker of the Week (Patty Heaton) The ups and downs of TiVo The Backwards Newlywed Game The Most Powerful Woman in Sports ======================================================= Mon Oct 14, 2002: Live from the Grotto, it's Buzz Burbank People at the gas station are wearing bullet-proof vests Don's hip pops out again over the weekend, saves him from going to Big Freda's high school reunion Mike's terrible weekend: too many peanuts and a fight with his brother-in-law Don gives Buzz a Palm organizer for his birthday More Fantasy Football regrets [my tape is missing the middle of the show] Buzz broadcasts from the hot tub Sopranos recap ======================================================= Tue Oct 15, 2002: Don and the Disco Dentist Carping about the coverage of the latest sniper shooting Some road rage in the left turn lane Don's sexual massages back in the day Phoner with Dr Doody Dennis & Shaq Dial for Transvestites American Idiot continues ======================================================= Wed Oct 16, 2002: Signs o' Trouble Joe Ardinger only flies to LA first class The etiquette of returning unwanted birthday gifts #1 beauty pagent ratings for mid-days on WJFK Lisa gets coached on Playboy modelling by the Dahm triplets Mike defends anal Phoner with Tom Shales on his SNL book Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs Oct 17, 2002: Eat Blank Bogarting the Diet Vanilla Coke Phone scan Mr Skin (Auto Focus, Naomi Watts, Jennifer Connolly, Nastassia Kinski, Angie Harmon) Match Game 2002

Introducing the WJFK spokemodel ======================================================= Fri Oct 18, 2002: Alan Thicke Must Have Been #21 Don's morning at the DMV Newsmaker of the Week (Bill O'Reilly) Flu shots Everything you ever wanted to know about CSI 20 Greatest Talk Show Hosts of All Time LBJ (Brad Garrett) Phoner with Freda and ESPN's Mike Patrick Reviewing the movies we haven't seen ======================================================= Mon Oct 21, 2002: They're Carnies! Don asks the sniper to call the show Football and conversation with The Burbanks More on that carnie John Edwards Robbay's fan mail yields a nazi stamp A call to WNEW Sopranos recap Patty Heaton depression article Dr Phil article and phoner (Mike) ======================================================= Tue Oct 22, 2002: Now It's Personal Best-of: Don sings with the Grass Roots, Kathleen Turner'sh shlurring, Butt-hair article in Cosmo New: Another shooting The fantasy football fiasco Blackpeopleloveus.com The always f'd up To Tell the Truth game Phoner with a guy who wrote a book about favorite TV moments Jew2Jew (Zambonis) ======================================================= Wed Oct 23, 2002: I Had More Than Enough Hair Down There Best-of: Fight with a caller who's wife was on The Show regarding the Packer Tractor, Bob Barker in-studio, phoner with the Pumpkin Picasso New: Sniper, farts, ball-cheese, ass sweat Fake vomit, feces arrives from the fake-food craft fair guy see Tues, Sept 3 show) The triumphant return of The Electric Weenie American Idiot Hirsuit Samantha from modelwife.com in-studio Jail-Mail ======================================================= Thurs Oct 24, 2002: Giddy as Schoolgirls Best-of: Nipple & Anus (English guy who never missed a day of work), Mother's day talent competition, Charly Interview

(Titanic dinner) New: The snipers are caught Mr Skin (Salma Hayek, Flora Diaz, Maribel Verdu, Christina Aguilera) Phoner with the Bad Breath Doctor Stump the Stupe How Much Baloney Can You Get in Your Pants? Bikini Karate Babes in-studio ======================================================= Fri Oct 25, 2002: Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya Best-of: Dumb celebrity quotes, assplay New: Mike's reflux World Series recap Newsmaker of the Week (the Rally Monkey) Pick the Pros with Sam Huff Callers ask Buzz to talk sexy to them CSI recap Make Joe Laugh LBJ (Chief Moose) Reviewing the Movies We Haven't Seen Fight with a caller ======================================================= Mon Oct 28, 2002: Call Me on the Moe-Byle Pre-Show: Cavalcade Teasing "Trick or Tom" Caller insists on telling his lame joke Freda goes out to an Italian Pride event, Robert Davi hits on her, argument with Don ensues Trying to explain The Sopranos to Big Freda; Don unloads on a telemarketer The problem with Baseball A voicemail from Don's former British neighbor Gary Sopranos recap Highway Love Connection ======================================================= Tue Oct 29, 2002: If Gets Hit By a Train 10 Years From Now...She'll Be On the Carny Show Pre-show: Don talks up records Don's son considers a career in hotel management Curb Your Enthusiasm is the new Sopranos Christian Mail-Order-Bride service Phoner with Larry McIntyre regarding the service Freda and family are on the John Edwards's Grifting Over show to talk to dead relatives, dog Brandy Oxbig and Litoris (Pumpkin Picasso) ======================================================= Wed Oct 30, 2002: Fitting He Played for the Packers A wrong number, Goober Pyle calls Don at home, and Dipshit

Dan calls the show and starts a fight Real maple vs. store-bought pancake syrup Don's boyhood friends are pissed off about the DOT story, won't come on the show Who's Gay in the NFL? Rescheduling American Idiot Picking Lisa's swimsuit and Playboy's Women of Radio submission shoot Craig Wilson (Halloween candy) ======================================================= Thurs Oct 31, 2002: Trick or Tom Kids' halloween costumes, and Don buys the full-size candy bars for trick-o-treat Trick or Tom contest begins Mr Skin's Top Horror Hotties Robert the Angry Mailman complains about Mr. Skin Joe Ardinger Trick or Treats for Beer Trick or Tom contest concludes Phone-Ho Theater (Frankenstein) ======================================================= Fri Nov 1, 2002: The Mike and Carny Show Newsmaker of the week (Frankenstein) Why is Don neat at the office but a slob at home? Feedback on Lisa's photo shoot LBJ (Hannibal Lecter) ======================================================= Mon Nov 4, 2002: Their Pee Smells Like Ham The studio is f'd up CBS/Infinity won't let Lisa pose for Playboy Buzz's wife Marsha changes her underwear in front of Freda Don discusses "Auto Focus" Quotes from an STD clinic Butt plugs and dildos from Blowfish.com Fantasy football Mike interviews Baby Molly (Sarah Jessica Parker's foal) Sopranos recap ======================================================= Tue Nov 5, 2002: And Where Are Those Pictures I Was Supposed To See? Lessons from a book, "How To Be a Disc Jockey" Old DJ stories (featuring Don Cox) Don doesn't think that voting matters Joe Ardinger with a bullhorn tapes The station website can't handle American Idiot voting traffic and meltdown ======================================================= Wed Nov 6, 2002: Satan's Had His Way Today Don struggles with the registration sticker for his car

Robb's newborn has stomach problems, keeps pulling the tubes out New Orleans affiliate gives great review of The Show in a trade pub, then changes format and drops it Satan (Don) talks to the New Orleans affiliate, Tom Gavin Don gets the SuperNerd edition of the Spiderman DVD Craig Wilson (Craig's dog Murphy) Authors of "How To Make Every Girl Want You" in-studio ======================================================= Thurs Nov 7, 2002: Nighty Night------Ass Phone scan List of "Little Golden Books That Didn't Make It" List of euphemisms for Moving the Stone Phoner with Mr Skin What My Husband Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him (sleeping pills) Hirsuit Samantha from modelwife.com in-studio again Playing blackjack ======================================================= Fri Nov 8, 2002: ...It Was All Joe Ardinger's Fault Newsmaker of the Week (M&M) Dennis Murphy is unemployed Dennis and Tom Gavin on the phone Make Buzz Laugh Phoner with NFL voice-over guy Harry Kalas LBJ (Dorothy Letterman) ======================================================= Mon Nov 11, 2002: ...and Cook Him a Nice Meal Freda buys DonandMikeWebsite.com Don and Freda at the Outlet stores Don's high school coach is his financial advisor Sage advice from the Internet Vagina Monologues Calling to get rooms for their getaway weekend in Atlantic City Sopranos recap ======================================================= Tue Nov 12, 2002: She Must Be Numb Down There The ratings are good in Philly The best Monday Night Football game ever There is no dought Don's friends and their oral sex lives Lisa and Broyhill's relationship is the worst kept secret in the world Are the sales guys stealing the accounts of former sales guys? American Idiot website problems continue Harry Potter Hotline

======================================================= Wed Nov 13, 2002: Hit Me Scavenger hunt Fight with another Sacramento tard Don still can't have sex 24 recap Al Roker's weight loss surgery Freda's massager/vibrator Phoner with Robert the cryptic, weirded-out mailman Blackjack guy in-studio Craig Wilson (Mother's cooking) ======================================================= Thurs Nov 14, 2002: Reruns - The live show is pre-empted for the Donald Rumsfeld show Bob Barker interview Barry White tape (clean--no one stepping on it) Fox 5 looks for fecal matter in your restaurant drinking glasses Mike wants his paper delivered on his porch Morris Jones in-studio Can You Get to 10 Bull S-h-i Elvis Presley Psychic Hotline Contemplating swapping with Don, Freda, brits Gary and Sarah, Robb and Carrie Some tard comes by the station's outside window ======================================================= Fri Nov 15, 2002: Vote Early and Often Donald Rumsfeld show recap American Idiot site is hacked Newsmaker of the Week (Ralph's head from The Sopranos) Old DJ air checks (Don Cox, Don and Buzz) LBJ (Bush) Pick the Pros with Kenny Kramer and Dr. Joyce Brothers Phoner with Rip Taylor, plugging Jackass Reviewing the Movies We Haven't Seen ======================================================= Mon Nov 18, 2002: Where the French Fries Are Salted With Tears NFL weekend recap Hashing out burial instructions with Freda American Idiot site is now hack-proof Phoner with Leah Remini Aaron Spelling (Don) calls Vivian's Restaurant to complain about his breakfast Ramadan carol Trying to buy a desk chair with Freda Stump the Joe (and Stump the Mike from Philly)

Sopranos recap ======================================================= Tues Nov 19, 2002: Your Neck is a Well-Cooked Piece of Asparagus Bestof, 2002: Jim and Don's parents, Charly Stuangstabalac as Fabio, Larry Michael humps the "Tough Woman Competition" New: Don's physical therapy The A/C in the studio is dead Mike in boxer shorts Secret sound controversy American Idiot site hacked again Rob Grippie's van Phone scan Nude Yoga Virginia drivers Charly interviews the owner of a haunted doll ======================================================= Wed Nov 20, 2002: The Murderer is WOOF WOOF WOOF Bestof: Mike, Rob and Dennis Murphy get their backs waxed. New: Idiots in the world Burial plans Television Pimping for "What Would You Eat?" Stupid disc jockeys Jack Diamond's band OJ's Dog memoir Oprah and Steadman ======================================================= Thurs Nov 21, 2002: What Would You Eat? BestOf: Wife Swapping, phone scan. New: The Bachelor Larry King What Would You Eat Mr. Skin ======================================================= Fri Nov 22, 2002: Lower Your Underwear for a Moment, Please Bestof: Phone scan, Redskins ownership. Live: Don's late The bird in Mike's yard Pimping for Thanksgiving on the Mayflower Newsmaker of the week (Timmy) Don arrives Prank call to Bill O'Reilly Don's medical update

Fight with a listener Ramadan carol Pick the Pros Low-Budget Jeopardy (Tony Soprano) ======================================================= Mon Nov 25, 2002: This Advertisement was Sponsored by Budweiser Bestof: Meet the Ugliest Breast contestants New: Don raves out while getting an MRI Don's wedding ring Hot physical therapist gives Don sex position advice Flowers for Lisa's birthday Ohio State marching band music Mike takes his kids to see Harry Potter Too much sponsorship Trading air time to the Connecticut School of Broadcasting Drunk Eagle's Fan in a bad car wreck/Drunk Driving PSA's Tobacco Road (corrupt cop fighter) Sex Pillow demonstration Disappointed with the Sopranos ======================================================= Tues Nov 26, 2002: Deck the Halls Bestof: Ugliest Breast Contest continues, phone scan/Baltimore accents New: Blown Eagles pick Robert Goulet's birthday Phone scan Complaining about Christmas music on WASH Don's weekend (phones out, Bart's speeding ticket, cremation) Fantasy football The Big Thanksgiving Lie Porn star's liquid diet interview Vinnie the Elf ======================================================= The show was dark Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. ======================================================= Mon Dec 2, 2002: You're Outta Here! Bestof: Doni's Record Bag New: Traffic Fights with callers (BN gets banned for life) Don's Thanksgiving/Solaris sucks/Rob finds Bart's Playboy Christmas party arrangements Atlantic City recap Lisa's birthday nudes Atlantic City recap continues Football recap Sopranos review

======================================================= Tues Dec 3, 2002: The Dark Underbelly of Radio Bestof: To Tell the Truth (flavored douche), Don's weekend (world's worst father) New: Callers Station parties/TJ Wright The radio business Hanukkah stuff with Michael Hoffman Dradel gambling Gladys Kravitz Joe vs. a caller Interview with Rosie O'Donnell's baby Guess the Whoopie Caller 100 Telephone interview with Zsa Zsa ======================================================= Wed Dec 4, 2002: Nice T's ! Bestof: Phone scan, Mike's dogs, Don's deck, television New: DC weather Don's back and Mike's sleep apnia Snow Craig Wilson Tabloid stories Whitney Houston interview Mariah Carey's juggs Scrotal Monologues Seattle Tom Leykis Idiot from Sacramento ======================================================= Thurs Dec 5, 2002: Like the Weather Bestof: Bad vibes from the coworkers, Regis (Mike) calls the Letterman show New: DC Weather Seattle affiliate controversy Mr. Skin Jew 2 Jew (Eminem) Donny's Naked Cruelty (body odor) Interview with Santa (Mike) ======================================================= Fri Dec 6, 2002: Reruns Reruns while D&M are hashing out the new contract - Robb will be doing on-field introductions for the Redskins - Don's phlemmy "please" - Portland Volvo sends Don a neon sign - Walter Neff and Freda discuss Don's life insurance benefits

- Freda wants to get an apartment in NY - Black history month trivia - Phoner with Bob Crane's son pushing the Crane-porn website - LBJ (Major Bill Smith) - Phoner to HBO about Dennis Miller - Phoner with Dory and Laurie (aka Reba), Siamese twins - Wacky story file (nobody's home) ======================================================= Mon Dec 9, 2002: Don's Best Man Closure Bestof: Affiliates, Brand names, the Tom Gavin Show New: New contract Christmas Party Godfathers Don's Best Man Low Budget Jeopardy (Wm Petersen) Make Lisa Laugh ======================================================= Tues Dec 10, 2002: Didn't Study Hard Enough Bestof: Phone scans New: Can't talk about the contract Brother Jim's drug test Dennis gives Xmas gifts Sopranos recap Dennis's CD Top 10 Hottest Women of 2002 How to Beat a Speeding Ticket telephone interview ======================================================= Wed Dec 11, 2002: Aunt Lola Checks Don's Tonsils Bestof: DJ giveaways, Rudy Martzke in Europe New: No Press Release Dennis Murphy Newsmaker Hotline (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer) Auntie Lola Story Black Peter Dialing for Transvestites Profanity Craig Wilson Hamburger James ======================================================= Thurs Dec 12, 2002: Reruns ======================================================= Fri Dec 13, 2002: Reruns Caller says she's making a cucumber disappear Phoner with Paul Revere of Paul Revere & the Raiders Robbay Dials for Transvestites Nut listener Kiki in-studio for some reason or other Caller wants to defend two local DJs, fight ensues

Freda sees the radio station office, wants to redecorate Checking up on Olivette Spellman Phone scan An angry listener hates Jimmy the Intern Celebrity: Gay, Straight or Bi ======================================================= Mon Dec 16, 2002: Reruns Marriage advice: 25 things you both like to do (1/18/2000) Match Game 2000(1) (1/8/2001) Michael Jackson's lame new video Caller says the show sucks Call to the Guiness Book of World Records for Don's farts (1/8/2000) Nipple & Anus (Egg Council) (5/2/2000) Does the new Batman & Robin movie really suck? ======================================================= Tues Dec 17 through Jan 5, 2002 - Reruns ======================================================= Mon January 6, 2003: First live show since they went on vacation. Don's father-in-law Les passes away, 12/22. Don loses 20 pounds (goal is 30lbs, for his upcoming back surgery). Big Freda may move in. Bart is accepted to Clemson. Don's earth-dog brother Jim is DNA-identified in a paternity suit, ends up in an altercation with the child's mother, is arrested on an outsanding warrant (172 parking tickets). Don's picks for the playoffs: Eagles, Bucs, Raiders and Titans. Mike vacations in Florida. Mike's sleeping gear (breathing aparatus for his sleep apnia arrives. Mike's meltdown over NY Giants loss to SF. Teases for: Joe Ardinger Millionaire, Leah Remini's Wedding ======================================================= Tues January 7, 2003: Back in the Noose Bestof: Mike the TV boy, telephone problems Live: Joe Millionaire recap/Joe Ardinger Millionaire controversy Diana Ross's DUI Leah Remini's engagement D&M's resigning with JFK-FM officially announced Joe Ardinger Millionaire controversy continues Leah Remini's engagement continues Buzzcast =======================================================

Wed January 8, 2003: The Reluctant Joe Millionaire Bestof: Actors' egos. Live: It's Elvis's birthday Don's run-in with the new neighbors at the beach Late Christmas gift (porn) for a needy wife Joe Ardinger Millionaire controversy continues Elvis-to-Elvis calls phone ho's In-studio George Forman interview (no sex quiz) Telecon with Swedish Elvis impersonator goes badly Elvis trivia (contents of Elvis's stomach at death, weight on different planets, drug consumption, eating habits) Craig Wilson Buzzcast ======================================================= Thurs January 9, 2003: Satan Has His Way Today Bestof: Dumb hints from Heloise, Ugly Breast Contest losers' calls, New Zealand call to the Future New: WYSP ratings (D&M get to stay on another year) Disappointing call to a gay who wants to break the virginity of a young, buff gay Alan gloms onto George Foreman Telephone interview with wrestler Big Show Clown porn investigation The Satan Show Robert the Angry Mailman in studio Buzzcast ======================================================= Fri January 10, 2003: J/O Parties Bestof: celebrity bodies, 1950s Instructions for Wives Live: WYSP ratings continued JO Parties Mr. Skin (Drew Barrymore, Heather Graham, Selma Hayak) Sports Memorabilia Low Budget Jeopardy (Alan Leinwand) The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Make Robbay Laugh ======================================================= Mon January 13, 2003: This is Really a Baldwin Best-of: The new and improved Tim McWilliams, Chris Berman Live: DC Ratings(Overall from #18 to #6, Adults 25-54 from #17 to #1, Men 18-49 from #6 to #1, Men 18-44 from #11 to #1, Men 25-54 #8 to #1.) Weekend/Funeral Recap American Music/People's Choice Awards rant Natalie Cole's National Anthem Happy Days Behind the Scenes rant

BeeGees Tribute/Daniel Baldwin* calls in Can You Get to 10? (Bernie Mac, Joe Millionaire, John Ritter, Daniel Baldwin, Tim Sabien) ======================================================= Tues January 14, 2003: The Joe Millionare Bet Bestof: Rudy Martzke and Marv Albert, Tea Time with Laura Corn Live: Joe Millionaire bet Ouchy the Clown Telecon with guy who's selling his family on eBay Telecon with Rita from "Taxicab Confessions" "I Love You" Drive-Thru Game KHTK (Sacramento) ratings: Men 18-49: #1, Men 18-34: #1, Men #1: 25-54, Overall 25-54: #3, Overall: #4 ======================================================= Wed January 15, 2003: That's Not Diet Vanilla Coke Bestof: George Michael and Arch Campbell; Homo Joe's beach house Live: What Would You Do for Eagles Tickets plans 24 recap World's worst kept secret: Lisa & Charlie Don's earth-dog brother Jim gets a speeding ticket Match Game 2003 Telephone interview w/Kim Kelly (Man Juice Diet girl) Dennis Murphy's J/O Party plans ======================================================= Thurs January 16, 2003: Finally, a Museum Don Might Like Live: What Would You Do for Eagles Tickets Mr. Skin: Heather Graham, Jennifer Aniston, Kelly LeBrock, Katana Baker (Miller beer catfight commercial) Don's Eagles bet with idiot listener: loser shaves an eyebrow Henry Winkler at Maurice Gibbs's funeral D&M's crank caller busted in Sacramento Low Budget Jeopardy (James Garner) Telecon with Iceland's Phallic Museum G. Gordon Liddy memories D&M review movies they haven't seen (Chicago, About Schmidt, National Security) ======================================================= Fri January 17, 2003: What Would You Do? Best-of: Dennis can't hear the crickets, Robbay announces the Redskins New (NFC championship show from WYSP in Philly): Meeting with manic Tim Sabien, the Toy Poodle What Would You Do for Eagles Tickets I:

Diane smears peanut butter and has husband/chihuahuas lick it off Moose drinks a gallon of green milk and vomits very loudly and repeatedly Phoner with The Most Powerful Woman in Sports, who picks Tampa and Oakland. Dumbass Don bets Jim $500 against him in each game. What Would You Do for Eagles Tickets II: Joe eats blended Astroturf/olive oil off of bestFriend's girl Steve and Chris pour karo syrup on selves in a pool, get feathered Justin lets D&M pelt him with eggs, eats own shirt Jim wears a diaper full of chocolate pudding, corn and peanuts Telecon with Joe Buck. What Would You Do for Eagles Tickets III: Dave taunts crowd over bullhorn with anti-Eagles rhetoric Brian (Drunk Eagles' Fan) rides a clown bicycle into a newspaper vending machine Rob eats a cheesesteak, vomits, eats it again Steve blends all things green and eats it Mike gets his John Thomas pierced Dana and Devin shave and wash ======================================================= Mon January 20, 2003: Reruns The entire show was Best-of due to the MLK holiday: Lists (candy, beer, Batman villians, starting QBs, Shakespeare plays,sex aids, sex positions, porn stars) Idiot listener gets a reverse mohawk Freda's wants an apartment in NY Starfish hygene and Mike's poison ivy Black HistoryMonth quiz (black NBA players, NFL players, actors, musicians, hockey players, pro golfers, car models) Telecon with Bob Crane's son Scott (webmaster) Don's wet "please" Telecon with conjoined twins Phone scan Call to HBO Gallagher and Vincent Schiavelli Call to Cuba about Elian Gonzales Scott the dwarf's tv commercial Interview with Michael Jackson (Mike) ======================================================= Tues January 21, 2003: From One Jagwire Lover to Another Best-of: Big Daddy Mel article, Jerry Lewis telethon tapes Live: Ball-busting for Don's football picks

Don's newest injury (dislocated/broken pinky) Joe Millionaire catfight contest Tease for Senior Bachelorette Wacky Weekend Recaps (earthdog brother Jim wants a Jaguar) Don shaves his right eyebrow for picking the Eagles Don makes another bet with same dick caller: if Tampa wins, caller gets $500. If Oakland wins, dick caller has to roll in manure ======================================================= Wed January 22, 2003: It's a Drawn-on Eyebrow, Dave Best-of: Jerry Lewis telethon, Mike Rockhead's girlfiend(s) Live: It's a drawn-on eyebrow, Dave Problem cities (Sacramento vs. Seattle vs. Wichita, etc.) Suicide statistics Phone scan Whack-job caller from Seattle Problem affiliates (KYCY San Francisco) Don & Robbay's weekend with Elvis Charly Stuangstabalac reviews "Kangaroo Jack" ======================================================= Thurs January 23, 2003:I Love Charlie's Balls Best-of: Celebrity drop-in tapes, Leah Remini & Kevin James Live: The triumphant return of Scott the Dwarf Mr. Skin (Sabrina Lloyd, Holly Hunter, Darryl Hannah and Valrie Quennessen, Kelly Preston, Carmen Electra) Infiniti's Sexual Harassment video party Sleep Apnia article Advertising for Eagles and Titans Super Bowl packages Checking in with Broyhill at the Super Bowl WHTK in Rochester finally has ratings Don's Earthdog Brother still wants a Jaguar (a 1986 XJS) Guess the Whoopie Mike Oxbig and Mike LeTorres (sound it out)'s two-minute interview (tailgate parties) ======================================================= Fri January 24, 2003:J/O and Football Best-of: Dennis Murphy's soiled underwear; telephone interview with a "wild food" cook Live: Bad phone calls Sexual harassment video Don's stalker from the Ocean City water department Super Bowl betting opportunities J/O party plans and tips Low Budget Jeopardy (John Madden)

The Most Powerful Woman in Sports picks Oakland by two TD's D&M review the movies they haven't seen (Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The Hours) ======================================================= Mon January 27, 2003:Swimming in Poo Best-of: D&M on-air argument (Anal Sox); ball-busting about pronunciation/grammar Live: Don pays the listener's bet. Offers him an Eric Rhett game-warn signed jersey if the guy will swim in the truck full of cow flop, listener declines. Super Bowl Recap (commercials, Penn & Teller, pregame/half-time shows and what-not). WNEW's format change. Listeners arrive to swim in the cow poo. Upset call from someone claiming to be Malcolm Glazer's daughter J/O party recap ======================================================= Tues January 28, 2003: A Strange Mood Best-of: Brittany Spears's boobs, lists of body parts Live: Don's hearing/tv volume/martial arguments/counselling is bullshit Joe Millionaire recap and contest State of the Union Drinking Game rules Prep with Alan for a meeting with an Infinity veep Drop-in Challenge with listener Satelite interview with Bush (Mike) Satan answers Super Bowl questions ======================================================= Wed January 29, 2003: You Don't Get the Joke Best-of: Goofing on Ken Stevens, Larry King goes to South Africa Live: State of the Union recap and controversy Lunch with the veep recap/Veep in studio, talking up records Joe Ardinger's SotU man-on-the-street interviews Bad callers Caller says she's addicted to porn The Satan and Bush Show ======================================================= Thurs January 30, 2003: Don and Mike took BM and made it-BM! Best-of: The D&M Theme, Cavalcade Live: Phone scan (Joe Millionaire girl, what are D&M listening

to) Mr. Skin/Mr. Skin gets married Craig Wilson American Idol recap/Rick Dees rant Highway Love Connection ======================================================= Fri January 31, 2003: 'Tards, Testicles and Jennifer Aniston Best-of: Jingles and theme songs/studio problems, Ricky Martin's look-alike interview/bar bet questions New: Bill O'Reilly rant/Don can't tell the difference between News and Entertainment/depressed about football Freda will be on the John Edwards showThurs February 6 Phone Scan (CSI, 'tards, testicles and Jennifer Aniston) Low Budget Jeopardy (Jack Nicholson) Pick the Pro's with Body by Jake D&M Review Movies They Haven't Seen (The Recruit, Biker Boys) ======================================================= Mon February 3, 2003:Va-Va-Va-Va Best-of: No more meetings with Alan Live: Brief memorial to Mike's dad Satan vs. a caller Weekend recaps: Football, shuttle, Chuck Barris movie, mullets, a dent in Mike's car, Freda's vs. the DMV 3-girl show for Brian the Drunk Eagles' fan Dr. Natasha, sex therapist ======================================================= Tues February 4, 2003: What's Wrong with Radio Best-of: Is Kevin Spacey gay?, world's dumbest caller Live: Caller's stool sample What's wrong with radio Joe Millionaire game Pimping for Senior Bachelorette Depressed Seattle Guy and controversy Affiliate Roulette (Green Bay, Duluth, Las Vegas) Hate calls / Charly Stuangstabalac Phone scan ======================================================= Wed February 5, 2003: Touchdown! Best-of: Pimping for the Dewey Beach house, Don Geronimo: Killer of Bees Live:

Channel 7 in-studio interview about Michael Jackson Loser in Seattle Don's earth-dog brother, Jagwire Jim Picking the Senior Bachelorette Follow up with Channel 7 ======================================================= Thurs February 6, 2003: Hey Baby Best-of: Donny the DJ plays The Beach Boys Live: Freda in-studio for the (aborted) John Edward show commentary Portland, Maine ratings DC weather Bachelorette recap Pimping for Senior Bachelorette Buzz Makes the Sex Call for You Which is worse? Bob Barker (Mike) dials for foot-sex ======================================================= Fri February 7, 2003: Snow Day Best-of (entire show): Robbay's bald-spot announces the Redskins David Letterman's bad DJ tapes Buying movie theater gift certificates/Lost in Space Phone scan Female Slap-Off for cash Phone scan Conversation with Freda (various topics)/call to Rupert Murdoch You can't have sex while the show is on Buzz broadcasts from his bedroom ======================================================= Mon February 10, 2003: Life's Unanswered Questions Best-of: Phone scan, Christmas in the Netherlands Live: Wacky Weekend Recaps (back surgery, bar fight) Pimping for dates for the Senior Bachelorette Life's Unanswered Questions LBJ (Evan Marriot and Paul the Butler) ======================================================= Tues February 11, 2003: Rants Best-of: Christmas call to the Netherlands, Bitching about the Nude Feud Live: Joe Millionaire/Iraq war rants Joe Millionaire contest Academy Awards rant Pimping for the Backwards Newlywed Game

"What About Bob" from Seattle can't sell his meat Tabloid news (Carson) Robert the Angry Mailman calls God ======================================================= Wed February 12, 2003: They Went to Public School Best-of: Pimping for the NudeWedding, Lou ("The Incredible Hulk") Ferigno in-studio, NudeWedding continues Live: Crappy studio equipment/Code Orange Loser from Seattle Bad caller/pranks Patty Heaton article Bart's girlfriend at the movies ======================================================= Thurs February 13, 2003: Valentine's Day Sucks Best-of: NakedWedding Live: Valentine's Day Sucks Backwards Newlywed Game ======================================================= Fri February 14, 2003: Oh, Lovely Anna Best-of: Phone scan/Confederate Flag Live: Freda wants a truck Bad equipment Senior Bachelorette ======================================================= Wed February 19, 2003: Mrs. Robinson Best-of: Web domains, phallus direction Live: Snowed in: Mike's brush with death, Don's panic attack Joe Millionaire recap Senior Bachelorette date recap ======================================================= Thurs February 20 - Knock Knock -- what? Best-of: Bad production Live: Leah Remini "What About Bob" guy from Seattle Mr. Skin / Twenty-Four Make Don's earth-dog brother Jim Laugh ======================================================= Fri February 21, 2003: Tom Sorce Best-of: Toilet habits, illness, problem callers Live: Live appearance recap LBJ (Morgan Freeman) D&M Review Movies they haven't seen (Daredevil, Old School,

Gods & Generals, Dark Blue) also auditioning Stossel replacement Kyle Osborne Black HistoryMonth with Howard G. ======================================================= Mon February 24, 2003: A Time Capsule Show Best-of: Fast-food tampering; Gif, Kathy Lee and Suzen Johnson, the big-titted stew Live: Dustin Hoffman and the Grammys Don's weekend: dinner with Alan, tribute party, The Jolly Directive Pimping for Strip Trivia (married couples) Stuck-car controversy James Brown birthday greeting Dustin Hoffman and the Grammys continued ======================================================= Tues February 25, 2003: Suck My Tail Best-of: VaginalMonologues; technical glitches Live: Where Are They Now: The Gerbil Fallout from yesterday's argument Michael Jackson parody song Fights with callers Joe Ardinger Makes the Call for You Satan Dials for Transvestites ======================================================= Wed February 26, 2003: Strip Trivia! Best-of: Homo Joe's coxmanship, Teasing the New & Improved Dennis Murphy Live: Snow forcast, 24 Couples Strip Trivia ======================================================= Thurs February 27, 2003: Not Enough Bandwidth Best-of: Gretchen from Survivor phoner, the Re-invented Dennis Murphy Live: DC Weather Freda goes to Driving School so Don can go to Vegas Strip Trivia Michael Jackson parody song letter Robert Blake Mr. Skin (Leslie Vega, Jennifer Love Hewitt) Stump the Stupe (Disco) Hotline to Heaven (Mr. Rogers) ======================================================= Fri February 28, 2003: Black HistoryMonth

Best-of: the Re-invented Dennis Murphy, the Bean Queen phoner Live: Don & Rob tease the Vegas trip David Letterman's shingles Don's ball-cheese, toe fungus Jailhouse terms, Oxymoron list LBJ (Robert Blake) James Brown (Fox NFL) phoner Robert the Angry Mailman in-studio ======================================================= Mon March 3, 2003:That's Not Gay Best-of: Hammerhead caller Live: Las Vegas trip recap Complaint call to Siegfried and Roy Gladys Kravitz is banned for the year ======================================================= Tues March 4, 2003:A Taste of Things to Come Best-of: Regis Philbin's affair, Bart calls from Spain Live: Bad car wash Television Don would eat semen for $1,000 Phil Hartman's death Chris, the "What About Bob" guy from Seattle Crystal in studio: all about Threesomes ======================================================= Wed March 5, 2003: I'm Not Pregnant Best-of: Don joins the GOP, Charly Stuangstabalac, Fez loves Buzz Live: Lunch with the big giant head Twenty-four Dennis Murphy wants to audition for Regis & Kelly Chris the loser Affiliate Roulette Craig Wilson Charlie and Lisa announce theirWedding for June 28 ======================================================= Thurs March 6, 2003: The Sacramento Bet Best-of: Jim stays overnight with a listener Live: Bet that Lisa is pregnant (Don-yes, Mike-no). Loser hosts a meet-andgreet in Sacramento. Mr. Skin (Monica Belluci, Liz Hurley, Suzanna Hamilton, Phoebe Cates)

Chris the loser banned from The Show! Make Us Laugh Kevin James's brother Gary Valentine in-studio (sex quiz: May 50) Dorothy Letterman interview (Mike) ======================================================= Frid March 7, 2003: A Great Day for a Zit Best-of: Don on Heaven and Hell, SexSurvivor.com Live: Don loses the pregnancy bet, he and Robbay will to go to Sacto Chris the loser's ban is lifted Cameron enjoys Rob's birthday stripper LBJ (Bush) Robert the Angry Mailman finds love (again) Scotty the Blue Bunny The Stella Awards (insane lawsuits) ======================================================= Mon March 8, 2003: It's the Coldest Beer in Tee-yown! Best-of: Don vs. the manhole Live: D&M switch to FM 105.7 in Baldymore, hon Backseat driving with Bart Don admires himself at Tequila Mockingbird Eavesdropping on Onstar Mike meets Twiggy the waterskiing squirrel Tobacco Road ("Super Bowl is Gay" artist) ======================================================= Tues March 11, 2003: What Say You, Don and Mike? Best-of: Don vs. the manhole continues pricing Hummers Live: Big meeting with the suits American Idol for a radio show Hearing tests (Don's okay, Mike's is going) 800 Medical Information Line game ======================================================= Wed March 12, 2003: Mike Wants It, Mike Needs It Bestof: Don vs. the manhole photos; Erotic nature of comics Live: Man Day celebration/feeling up Freda Don wants odd-size Levi's Robert the Angry Mailman drama Mike's hearing/weight/sex life Craig Wilson Sexpert Leah Schwartz in-studio Interview with Letterman (Mike)

======================================================= Thurs March 13, 2003: Check Out the Big Brain on Brad! Bestof: Don vs. the manhole concludes; It's Raining Food Live: Mike moves the last of his crap out of the house It's official: Bart is going to Clemson Charlie and Lisa's sex-life Patty Heaton article Mr. Skin Donny's Naked Cruelty ======================================================= Fri March 14, 2003: A Rockin' Body Bestof: Pete Johnson makes the call for you Live: Traffic rants/Back to School night douchebags Letter from a Jesus Freak, Satan in-studio The Most Powerful Woman in Sports LBJ (Bill Clinton & Bob Dole) Phoner with Evan Marriott (Quiz: 9/50) Pissed that Leah was on Stern and blew off D&M ======================================================= Mon March 17, 2003: On Vacation AGAIN Bestof: Fantasy Football draft controversy Clinton/Lewinski scandal Bad Phone Scan Chris Farley in detox Don's messy drum-room Teletubbies Simon Says game ======================================================= Tues March 18, 2003: On Vacation AGAIN The entire show was Best-of: Bestiality Second audio programs Injured Toes and TV programs Don, Rob and Charlie in LA Freda's flat tire vs. the NFL Don's Poker party Kathy Lee Gifford's Lake Me song Yom Kippur explained Brands, good and bad Last Night's TV shows Phone Scan ======================================================= Wed March 19, 2003: On Vacation AGAIN Bestof: All about beastiality

Siskel & Ebert Phone Scan Wendy the Snapple lady and the Packer Tractor King of the Hill Peeing in the shower Bills Neck and his whore call in Freda's past at Clemson ======================================================= Thurs March 20, 2003: No show. Pre-empted for war news. ======================================================= Fri March 21, 2003: On Vacation AGAIN Best-of: Dead animals Introducing Joe Ardinger (Sex Quiz: 11/40)* Setting up the microphones Louis the retard Mr. Methane LBJ (Harry Carey) Dr. Laura's nude pix Freda's old college chum ======================================================= Mon March 24, 2003: On Vacation AGAIN Best-of: The Magic Christian gives out his phone number Home alone with Freda Saving Private Ryan blows Nikki Knockers in-studio Circumcision Banned in America video viewing Men's Slap Off Phone scan ======================================================= Tues March 25, 2003: On Vacation AGAIN Best-of: Ken tells D&M to go F--- themselves The cheapest GM in the nation TV cancellations Satanists George McFly TV products Phone scan/Name Game Don's baggy briefs ======================================================= Wed March 26, 2003: On Vacation AGAIN Bestof: Cellphone ring tones Lent

Chinese caller JoeMontana is a big pussy Chastity Bono in-studio Robbay's pie-eating contest Jon Waters movies TV shows Russian strip club Bob Hope tabloid story Playing music on body parts Dennis and the Dewey Beach house ======================================================= Thurs March 27, 2003: On Vacation AGAIN Best-of: It's All Relative (Lisa, Mike, Don) Phone Scan/Guy with breast implants Don calls a gay phone ho Phone scan Ass-kissing Howie Long in-studio Virginity Taco Bell/Don calls a fat phone ho X-files/Allie McBeal/phone scan Phone calls around the world ======================================================= Fri March 28, 2003: Last Day of Vacation Best-of: Robert Blake murder (fresh) Karen Carpenter tribute Phone scan/Don sings "My Two Dicks" Saving Private Ryan blows (continued) Buzz watches porn Demi Moore and Bruce Willis/fighting with listeners LBJ (Chris Rock) Clinton "apology" Bridget the midget ======================================================= Mon March 31, 2003: Happy Birthday, Bart Best-of: Tipping Live: Broyhill/HerndonWedding plans Bart's Birthday Vacation ball-busting Mike's vacation: Spring Training, meets Didi Skank, sick dog at airport Don's vacation: Freda gets sick on the cruise, Disneyworld raveout ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 1, 2003: Deny, Deny, Deny! Best-of: Kathy C article, phone scan/Sopranos/Alcoholism

Live: Phone scan/loose ends/no April Fool's joke this year Don's plans as a radio/tv mogul David Letterman's return Gutterball Bowling team is coming back The French Denise/Lisa/Broyhill controversy ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 2, 2003: Spring Fever Best-of: The Great George McFly Live: April Fool Day stunt resolved Program Director rant Interview with Bush Sex-toy girl in-studio ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 3, 2003:Their Souls Look Like BM Best-of: Freda's commercial; golden-throat Tim McWilliams sings; Buzz's dad Live: TV-volume wars Don's ingrown toenail Mr. Skin Ask Satan Stars of Tomorrow Today Telecon with Brian Mitchell Highway Love Connection ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 4, 2003:Fri BloodyFriday Best-of: Bark-off for cash; Nipple & Anus call a watch company Live from New Orleans: The trip out Interview with Bill Raftery Don's bloody toe Interview with Bonnie Bernstien LBJ/Uncle Cartoon interviews NBC's Jim Gray ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 7, 2003: Great Nipples! Best-of: Don's car/Ron & Fez; Call to Regis (Mike) Live from the Final Four: Former dumbass intern Joe Rockhead hosts a show on CNN Weekend in New Orleans The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Mike's two new Friends Buzz gets blotto Dinner with Larry Michael and Jim Gray =======================================================

Tues Ajdury 8, 2003: Deborah Dean's Farewell/Botox Party The long flight back from New Orleans Don has to emcee another auction for his kid's school Joe's going to get a hearing aid Bart suggests moving down to Clemson by himself Tard Chris claims he lost his Walmart job What Your Wife Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Her ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 9, 2003: A Bag of Shit Best-of: Threesomes Live: Client meeting Teasing for Mike's Mansion Matthew McConaughey/TV shows Make Wendell Laugh ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 10, 2003: Welcome to Mike's Mansion Best-of: Threesomes, Jizz in the men's room Live: Don's MC gig at an auction Mr. Skin (Goldy Hawn, "Cheerleader Massacre", Barbara Bach, Kay Lenz) Mike's night out and Don's gnarly toe Freda researches cosmetic surgery Mike's Mansion contestant Tobacco Road (guy who makes Corn and Lima Bean ice cream) ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 11, 2003: Indubitably Best-of: phone scan potpourri--Dennis drives drunk Live: Little Eva is dead Marsha's tat The problem with Mike's brakes The Triumphant return of Joe Rockhead LBJ (Colin Farrell) Reviewing movies they haven't seen (Anger Management: Don bad, Mike Good; Phone Booth: bad; A Man Apart: bad; Bringing Down the House: bad) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 14, 2003:Don & Freda & Marsha & Buzz Best-of: D&M take a sex quiz (not the same quiz) Live: Rockhead on CNN/journalism Don's weekend with the Burbanks: antiquing, drinking and dancing, Don's head in Marsha's lap; Buzz trips the burglar alarm; Burbanks do the laundry; worst movie experience ever

======================================================= Tues Ajdury 15, 2003:Eat One and Lick It Best-of: Kathy C hosts Letterman Live: Pimping for Tom Gavin's Wet T-shirt contest Freda f's up too/Bart looks for a job Joe on the street interviews (tax day) Impromptu Donny's Naked Cruelty (stinky poon) Chuck Barris in-studio ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 16, 2003:Take Us to Break, Tom Best-of: Baltimore demolishes wrong building; Punch Mike Rockhead Live: Phoner with Tom Sholes of Boston (quiz: August 1,000) Twenty-four Tom's Wet T-shirt Contest Call to Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 17, 2003:And Featuring Larry King Best-of: Not boxing with Mike E. Rockhead; Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines New: Don's toe and Mike's hearing loss; Larry King's massive ego new Andy M song almost feeling sorry for Jack Diamond ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 18, 2003:Dead Bunnies Aren't Much Fun Best-of: Bart wants Playboy and Freda wants a job Live: Freda goes on another cruise Why is Kinkos open 24 hours a day? Bob Hope's longevity Car alarms Infinity wants the show to end earlier Dead bunny stories LBJ (Jack Bauer) Setting up a poker game ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 21, 2003:Pope & Hope Best-of: Babies having babies; Tom theMonster takes the sex quiz Live: The trouble with GNC Don learns how to download MP3s Article on Kim from 24 Weight and fat

Idiots with vanity license plates Pope & Hope Confessions of a B-J Queen ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 22, 2003:Don & Mike's Legacy Best-of: Lame contest winner; Jizz taste; Breakfast cereal Live: Bad ratings in Philly; the Toy Poodle has no faith in the show Don loves Mr. Personality Ask the Joe Mike weighs 292lbs, begins weekly weigh-ins Advice from the B-J Queen Mike Hunt game ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 23, 2003: What are We Going to Do? Best-of: Wichita'an whose wife has a boyfriend; American statistics Live: Ratings down all over but great in Baltymore Twenty-Four Bad callers across America, Sacramento vs. Rochester vs. York PA Why men take an hour to go #2 Craig Wilson Charliegrams with a bullhorn ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 24, 2003:He's Not a Moron! Best-of: On-line tests from eMode.com; Charity hockey with the Capitals New: Teasing poker at Don's Reorganizing radio stations Mr. Skin (Rachel Weisz, Tamie Sheffield, "The Real Cancun," Summer Phoenix, Sam Jenkins, Rene Russo) Chris the loser is exposed! "Tim Sabien" Dials for Tranvestites Wanna Be Us? (Shirley Temple drinks) ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 25, 2003:Got Your Nose! Best-of: All about BM's; I'm Jack Cassidy, and I'm bisexual! New: Don's poker party - Mike's the big loser, Robbay the big weiner Earthdog brother Jim checks in (with another bastard) Freda is Martinigirl LBJ (Michael Jackson)

D&M Review Movies They Haven't Seen (Confidence: both-good; Identity: both-good; It Runs in the Family: both-suck; Real Cancun: both-good; Malibu's Most Wanted: both-suck; Holes: both-suck) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 28, 2003:No joy in Melville Best-of: Match Game 2000 Live: Don's NFL Draft Show Trip's christening NASCAR and golf Don's parents are screwing with Jim again Meeting prep for Mel Teasing Breakup Consultants ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 30, 2003:The Six Degrees of Dick Van Patten Best-of: Firestone recall; Gladys Kravitz; Wacky Story File (Jeanette Turner) Live: Client meeting with Purina D&M plan to go to YSP dressed in clown suits 24 Paul Dean's 2002 Recap Phoner with Dick Van Patten Craig Wilson It's All Relative ======================================================= Thurs May 1, 2003:The Penis & Penis Show Best-of: Celebrity cursing; A Guide for Female Workers Live: Triumphant return to Salt Lake City Las Vegas ratings Iceland itinerary Slipping penis into live commercials rant Mr. Skin Interview with Catherine Zeta-Jones's newborn baby (Don) LBJ (Tom Brokaw) American Idol/CSI The Phil Hendrie Show ======================================================= Fri May 2, 2003:It's Maytallica Best-of: Interview with Harry Potter (Mike as Harry Morgan); Celebrity Autopsy Game Live from WYSP in Philadelphia: Spilling Diet Coke on the train "No Smoking No Matter Who You Think You Are" Can't talk about the meeting with Tim/Tim is mad Mike's jokes don't go over with the Big Guy

Freda's mood swings It's Maytallica! Match Game 2003 ======================================================= Mon May 5, 2003:Cinco de Mayonaise Best-of: Broyhill hangs up on Robert Goulet--twice; Regis Philbin (Mike) is beaten by Survivor Live: Going to get canned at YSP Don's weekend at the festival Mike sees Dick Van Patten at the carnival The Cinco de Mayo game ======================================================= Tues May 6, 2003:Te Llamo Tambien Best-of: Don's rash; Bart calls in from Spain Live: Mike weighs in at 289 (lost 2 lbs), Don is 215 Complaints from callers Wacky caller from Green Bay Phoner with Amarillo Slim, gambler extraordinaire Bad ABC shows and blooper crapola DJ auctions off his middle name on eBay Te Amo Drive-Thru Game ======================================================= Wed May 7, 2003:In All Their Glory Best-of: Phone scan; weird stuff their wives buy Live: Looking at new office furniture DJ who's auctioning his middle name on eBay Twenty-Four/bad tv recap Freda needs that more often Teasing "Tips on Being a Better Asshole" Buzz's stepmom interviewed for Mother's Day Craig Wilson What Your Mother Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Her ======================================================= Thurs May 8, 2003: Scrotums in the News Best-of: Women's aereola size; videotaping one-woman shows New: Bart's finals, time is running out Mike at the Apple Blossom Festival/Mike's daughters as Mardi Gras girls Mr. Skin (Ellen Barkin) Joe Ardinger's mother interviewed Ratings around the nation (good in SF, Pittsburg, Las Vegas, Wichita, down in Seattle) Scrotums in the News Punkin from GirlsTellAll.com

======================================================= Fri May 9, 2003:A Fully Truncated Show The entire show was "Best-of": Mother Cussers Way Out There (Homosexuals Anonymous) Garden care among women staffers There is no drought Bill Daly in-studio Don's earthdog brother Jim Harv Moore, the Morning Mayor Baseball's All-Star Game Big Freda and the in-laws ======================================================= Mon May 12, 2003: I Go Speeding Now Best-of: In-studio shaving "down there;" Family that lives with a horse Live from Reykjavik, Iceland: Flight out Broyhill's killer farts The Fecal Soup Don and Robbay, gay caballeros Mike's personal best (party animal) Don and Robbay at the cliff Michelle's heaving bosom Jon, the singing cowboy ======================================================= Tues May 13, 2003: Not Best-Of, just "Of" The entire day was best-of while the boys fly back from Iceland. Girl eats spam off Dennis's diseased toe Don meets Garry Marshall and Julia Roberts Phoner with Liza Minelli Interview with Dudley Moore (Mike) Steve Goldstein dials for transvestites Badly edited phoner with Mindy from GV about "National *garbled*Month" Phone scan Don tries to burn his house down again Barbara Streisand museum Mexican peasants throw cow flop at the US embassy ======================================================= Wed May 14, 2003:Stop Whining about your Free Trip Best-of: winner of "What Would You Do for $1,500;" Don yells at Joe Rockhead New: Whining about their free trip to Iceland Make Olivia Soprano Laugh Craig Wilson

Phoner with the guys who wrote "The Complete Asshole's Guide to Handling Chicks" Make Olivia Soprano Laugh continues ======================================================= Thurs May 15, 2003:Not Naked Enough for Some Best-of: Sex act terminology; Fun with air horns New: All over the road: phone scan, Mike's ex's birthday, Bob Stack is dead, celebrities' real names Freda blows Don before work Mr. Skin (Renee Zellweger, Carrie-Anne Moss, Sylvia Kristel, Michelle Pfeiffer, Kathy Bates) Buzz's voice track isolated Follow up with Punkin Donny's Naked Cruelty Douchebag caller ======================================================= Fri May 16, 2003:Don Likes the Mysticism Best-of: More slang terms for exotic sex acts; the Joy of peeing off the deck New: Don loves The Matrix Reloaded, Mike hates it David Alan Grier blows off the phoner Chris the loser is banned from the show *again* Matrix controversy continues Douchebag callers busting balls about Stern Matrix controversy continues Sexy Buzz, the Matchmaker LBJ (Keanu Reeves) ======================================================= Mon May 19, 2003:Is Anyone Listening?! Best-of: Don's colonoscopy New: Don's weekend: Bart interns on The Show, Empty Nest Syndrome, the Thing in the Attic, Don's car is scratched, Don't laugh at Pimlico Phone scan: Matrix, Hitler and a senile nonegenarian Mike's weekend at the Nokesville Day parade Where Are You Listening? Finalists: Ken in a holding cell, Jerry cleaning a porta-potty, Darryl at the sewage treatment plant, Chris, a 30-year old riding a carousel horse and the winner: Jennifer who is dissecting rhesusMonkeys ======================================================= Tues May 20, 2003:Your Lucky Number Today is 23 Best-of: Marty and Lance, the Basses of Baldymore

New: The Varmint in Don's Attic Mike gets invited to lunch on The Hill Mike still weighs 289 Twenty-Three Philly ratings trending up again Interesting Websites: www.smalltime.com Advice for Phone Screeners A heartfelt moment with Bart, radio dedications Oxbig and Litoris(Spaghetti Sandwiches) ======================================================= Wed May 21, 2003: Shut Up! Best-of: All-staff meeting is a fiasco New: Phone solicitors The bad ending of 24 Friends (not the show) Bad equipment at the station Craig Wilson Negotiating for Mike Runs the Show Day Pissing off Wendell Hall The Big Lie ======================================================= Thurs May 22, 2003:Listen--It's Where Food Comes Out Best-of: Regis Dials for Transvestites New: After-effects of Mike'sh colonshcopy Mr. Skin (Carrie-Anne Moss, Sharon Stone, Chlo Sevigny, Judy Greer, Meryl Streep, Amy Jo Johnson) MeetMonique, Timmy's Strine Squeeze (Quiz: 9/10) Don's fascination with anal sex George W. Dials for Transvestites Local Ratings Punkin from GirlsTellAll.com ======================================================= Fri May 23, 2003:Lick It Best-of: Brother-to-Brother Show (Jesus sandal soles); bad 70s music and Jack Diamond; caller wants D&M to pimp Supermodels for him New: Being bumped nextThurs for Rummy What Would You Do to Go to Vegas with 100 Hooters Girls Navy guy who drinks own tobacco juice Steve eats his own puss on crackers Girl with temporary tattoos backs out ======================================================= Mon May 27, 2003:Best-of The entire show was Best-of due to Memorial Day

Nervous flyer has tourettes Douchebag caller Vanilla Ice in Ocean City Body shaving "How to Be a Disc Jockey" Another douchebag caller Don buys custom running shoes Phone scan/stripper JFK Jr's "last pictures" ======================================================= Tues May 28, 2003:Here Comes the Rain Again Best-of: Mayor Barry(Mike) interview; Mike the TV-Icon Boy (Shatner); BN vs. Mista 40 Live: Like walking in the rain Mike weighs 290 lbs Stealing traffic Grocery shopping sucks. Sky is blue, grass is green... All is well with Wendall Hall Bart is wonderful/being a pain in the ass Bruce Almighty phone number controversy How to get some off Freda Fru-fru restaurant has miniscule portions Stallion's sports show Mike festive weekend on a boat, pulls his hamstring ======================================================= Wed May 29, 2003: The Ocean City Stallion Best-of: Freda plans a hen party; morning habits; calling about BBW event Live: Bitching about the Donald Rumsfeld Show Teasing Patton Oswald appearance and Bad DJ story Goofing on Ocean City's The Stallion Calling "God" across country Men's "Fake O" contest The Stallion calls in ======================================================= Thurs May 30, 2003: Not Best-of, Just Of The entire show was Best-of due to the Rumsfeld preemption: Don's kickboxing class Smelling body odors Angry caller vs. Tom theMonster Buzz has to buy Marsha The Czar for Valentine's Day Don's new Volvo is a hangar queen Don loses his religion The 1-hour circle jerk with Donald Rumsfeld pre-emption The Evil that is Oprah

Bart tells a lame joke The Redskins are bad tippers at strip joints Code names for Westwood 1 guys More Joy of Peeing off the deck ======================================================= Fri May 30, 2003:The Tail--that was Mine Best-of: Public bathroom habits; Fat football playing kid (6'8, 530lbs) Live: Bitching about the Rumsfeld show Useless Statistics: 1,824 calls got on the air in April DC is the highest percentage 24.5% Philly is #2 at 1,328 calls Sacramento blew in with 963 Baldimore has 863 Green Bay Wisconsin is the dark horse at #5 Mike buys another boat (Edgewater center console w/Yamaha 200hp) Mr. Skin Doughie headed Joe reviews THE ITALIAN JOB Patton Oswalt in-studio Make Patton Oswalt Laugh LBJ (Morgan Freeman) ======================================================= Mon June 2, 2003: The Hater Live: The Days of Don's Life: the celebrated, 1-hour commercial-free, adopted-family raveout Bart's graduation bash Mike "the Hater" takes his kids to see "Finding Demo" Mike: we're all groomed to be food ======================================================= Wed June 4, 2003: Tim Sabien is My Top Villian Rerun: Robbay dials for transvestites, Magic Christian wants phone calls from listeners Live: Don's day off where he couldn't talk Mike plays in the Pro/Am AFI Top Heroes & Villians b.s. list Mike weighs 286 lbs (Cheryl the Big Dyke weighs 289) All the whack-jobs call in: Cheryl the Big Dyke, Homo Joe, Tom theMonster, Robert the Angry Mailman and Major F'ing Star Dennis Murphy Is it Craig Wilson? game (D&M read an article which may or may not be a genuine Craig Wilson column) Buzz Makes the Sexy Call for You (why your parents need a 2nd honeymoon) American Juniors & Miss Universe

======================================================= Thurs June 5, 2003: The Bluebird of Happiness Rerun: Don's DJ buddy Shotgun Mark Rivers; the Evil that is Steve Kingston Live: Don's new era of traffic reportage A disturbing letter from Don's adopted family Mr. Skin (Eva Mendes, Sigourney Weaver, Liv Tyler) 1-900 Medical Information Line game LBJ (Martha Stewart) Strange & Bizarre Facts (from funkyshit.org) Mike weighs 283# (down 11 from high) ======================================================= Fri June 6, 2003: Rob Must Have Meant the Commercials The entire show is best-of due to Bart's graduation ceremony. Don's DirectTV pornography bill ($120) Don's jacked-up ear/full body massage Flash: Jumpers who threaten suicide are self-absorbed The Louis the Retard Show Puffy Coombs and Martha Stewart What's up with male nipples Phone scan ======================================================= Mon June 9, 2003: Group is In-Session Reruns: Don's joy of necrophilia; Fez's makeup Live: F'd up opening Mike is wound up over trivialities in life Don's final meltdown with the people who raised him Bart's graduation ceremony; Don is old and pathetic; Beach week The Local Emmy Awards are gay Happy Birthday to Catherine Mary O'Meara, 8 years old, and Freda, who is 48 ======================================================= Tues June 10, 2003: Ante Up or Get Out Reruns: Clear-Channel contest rip-off; Mista 40 interviews the Martzkes Live: Barts wants another tattoo Hillary Rex: a dramatic reading by Joseph Ardinger JFK thinks Don should be an unpaid intern on the Redskins pre-game show Westwood 1 pays jack for syndication rights Hillary Rex Charlie Broyhill revealed =======================================================

Wed June 11, 2003: Don & Mike are a Gay Reruns: How to beat a traffic ticket phoner; how to beat "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" Live: Freda finds Barts hidden caches of beer Caller gets pummled for warning Don about providing Bart with beer Hillary Rex: a dramatic reading by Joseph Ardinger Cheryl the big dyke's Gay Pride report and sappho orgy Hillary Rex The NBA Finals are Gay What My Dad Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him ======================================================= Thurs June 12, 2003: Suck Me Reruns: Wacky Story File: 'Tards at Dairy Queen who took at $200 bill; Fast Food Flunky IQ Test Live: Don the Blackjack Dealer fleeces doctors Mr. Skin (Salma Hayek, Catherine Bell) Snoop Dogg article* Explaining the Syndication rant to callers Cheryl the Big Dyke reports from the Gay Pride Day ======================================================= Fri June 13, 2003: You're Up Next--Hold On Reruns: Search for intelligent life at fast food restaurants; Herr Liddy's German Lessons Live: Infinergy The problem with women Phoner with Wrassler Mick Foley The Triumphant Return of Scary Kathleen D&M pussy out of doing "The Mike & Don Show" Dicking with callers on hold LBJ (Simon Cowell) ======================================================= Mon June 16, 2003: The Lead Man Reruns: Leah Remini sees Broyhill's birthday pix; Leah and Michelle take the sex quiz (L: 10/15) (M: May 50) New: Refutation of the Westwood 1 press release Pete Wysocki, in memoriam Pimping for Strip Trivia Don's weekend: Mind games with Freda, So-So Father's day, Don saves his bicycle Mike's weekend: Why did I buy another f'ing boat? Creepy guys in parking lots Cat's in the Cradle parody song The Harry Potter Hotline

======================================================= Tues June 17, 2003: Take It Off Reruns: Don and Ken and Roz and Rob and Timmy and Wendall; 1-Minute Interviews New: The magic that is Infingery Advice for DJs from a bad R&R article The Nude Pyramid You do the bad interview (Toast artist) ======================================================= Wed June 18, 2003: They Just Wouldn't Listen Reruns: The BoobMonologues New: Mike has lunch with Congressman Tom Davis (R-VA-11th) An open letter to Michael Hughes, parking-lot stalker The magic of Infinergy: no more parking A grand opening of -- brace yourself -- IKEA Goofing on The Red Roof Bobble Head The Big C calls again Harry Potter Hotline The Craig Wilson Challenge ======================================================= Thurs June 19, 2003: Mister Sorcey Reruns: American Hitlers; Douchebag caller New: A tribute to Coach Sedorek (spelling is my best guess) Phoner with rassler Kurt Angle (Sex quiz: July 20) LBJ (Jennifer Connolly, Darryl Hannah, Michelle Williams, Lisa Niemi, Denise Richards) Interview with The Incredible Hulk (Don on the harmonizer) Robert Mailman in studio Make Robert Laugh ======================================================= Fri June 20, 2003: I'll Send You My Picture Reruns: Douchebag caller continues; Nipple & Anus: feeling up Vulcan New: Teasing vacation; how much is Don going to get laid? The Junkies at the bad radio station Mike's band plays back-up for Elvis-impersonator Mike Hoover One called over from the cuckoo's nest Douche-callers LBJ (Chief Moose) ======================================================= Mon June 23, 2003: Wendall's Love Connection The entire day is best-of.

The sex life of the Wendall Hall Freda's culinary skills (and lack thereof) Phone scan Did Elton John fart? It's a shaky show, Dave Celebrity Stalk with Rudy Martzke Cannon Grace isn't quite as good a speller as Tom Gavin Don's Chicago daze ======================================================= Tues June 24, 2003: How the Bobcat hath Fallen The entire show is reruns: Wendall's heart is broken They call him Jason Feces Get Wendall laid The late, great Phil Hartman Broadcasting from inside Michael Jordon's ass Michael Jordon needs to work harder AFI best movies list is b.s. Hotline to Heaven: Phil Hartman Magic Johnson had the worst tv show ever--see? Bill Clinton dials for Transvestites (Mike) Dude Walker cuts liners Bobcat's Big-Ass radio Show ======================================================= Wed June 25, 2003: The Civil War is Gay The entire show is reruns: Wendall's 13-year streak ends Rating women Phone scan, Paging Doctor Homo Introducing "Que Ball"--the man with no hair Civil War reinactments are lame Everything you didn't want to know about Elvis Don's celebrity night home without Freda Kathy C and Gif Coworker hatreds ======================================================= Fri June 27, 2003: Chicago, Chicago, that toddlin' town... The entire show is reruns: Lisa under hypnosis Lisa gets a gnarly tan Lisa and Charlie, sitting in a tree... Goofin' on Fox News Phone scan Donny's first poker party The dressing of Tim McWilliams Kentucky's dead basketball coach Adoff Rupp The singing febe LBJ (Tommy Lee Jones)

Catholic caller can't say God Damn Buddy Scott's air checks ======================================================= Mon June 30, 2003: My Lunch with Tom The entire show was reruns while the boys are on vacation. Mike's lunch with Tom Gavin The Magic Christian is in a homeless shelter The new Star Trek movie is a bucking fore Don: TV programmer Nonononono---yes: Dennis's CD Phone scan Tom Shales reviews Kathy C's Christmas special Mom's cage match for Furbies Caller is The World's Sexiest Man ======================================================= Tuesday July 1 through Friday July 4, Reruns ======================================================= Mon July 7, 2003: A**holes Everywhere Rerun: Freda and television shows; Hey, Rigdon!: Rick Dees debuts in the Washington market New: Mike's backseat living Don's vacation in Ocean City--assholes everywhere The Herndon/Broyhill Event Michael Savage controversy in brief ======================================================= Tues July 8, 2003: Never Heard of the Douche Reruns: The cheapness that is CBS, Buzz gets quizzed on football New: Douchebag caller doesn't like the Best-Of contest ending Michael Savage controversy continues Don's impassioned plea to a jumper Mike claims his weight is now 269# Barry White tribute Another douchebag caller ======================================================= Wed July 9, 2003: Don is a renaissance man, not a fag-right... Reruns: Bad sound effects CD, Hotline to Heaven (Werner Klemperer) New: Tornado warnings Bart and Freda go to Clemson orientation Michael Weiner controvery continues Candace Bushnell (Mike's prom date) in-studio Craig Wilson Donny's real record-bag: Kiss and Bread CDs

Stump the stupe, Don vs. Joe Arnold Schwarzenegger's T3 hotline ======================================================= Thurs July 10, 2003: I'm Joel Hollander for Metro Traffic Reruns: No Christmas gift from the agent, Working for UPS, Mystery Guest (Ron Jeremey) Live: Joel Hollander is too busy to see D&M The lights are going out in Philadelphia Mr. Skin Metro Traffic is staffed with pussies God-Damn it! Cutting liners with Dude Walker The Satan Show with that germ Clay Aiken Rassler Mick Foley humps his girlie-man novel in-studio ======================================================= Fri July 11, 2003: I Didn't Understand It Reruns: Work stoppage, All about the adult baby fetish New: The vagrants out front Klink leaves five huge, runny gifts for Don Wives and strippers Bart and Freda at Clemson Michael Wiener controversy: Phoner with David Lawrence Wacky Weather Ben Afleck is a dweeb LBJ (Sean Connery) Friday-night freaks call in ======================================================= Mon July 14, 2003:Start Betting Now! Reruns: Another fight with Freda, Two, four, six, eight-all you bitches can kiss my prostate New: Bizarre weather/lightning hits a deer Don gets another call from EddieMoney Michael Wiener controversy: spin control Bonzai! recap Teasing the trip to Sacramento Gloating over WNEW *er* Blink 0.7 R&R article on the value of call screeners Joe Ardinger's editorial response Can You Get to 10? (Candace Bushnell, Mick Foley, Craig Wilson, Christina Aguilera, Ryan Seacrest) ======================================================= Tues July 15, 2003: Hunting for Bambi Reruns: Patty Heaton's boobs (pre-fallout), Where in the World is Matt Lauer, Put an extra stitch in for daddy, Douchebag caller New:

Phone Scan; teasing the Sausage Derby Hunting for Bambi That tired old favorite, Make Us Laugh Don's earth-dog brother Jim Arnold Schwartzenegger hotline bit ======================================================= Wed July 16, 2003: Hit the Sausage, not Don's hand Reruns: Another caller on the cunnyline--violence against children, The George Michael/Alan Goodman story New: Teasing the Beat the Meat, sausage baseball event Freda wants Don to start coloring his hair Who Would You Do--plagarized! Beat Your Meat, Don sacrafices his fingers for the show The Craig Wilson Game Jew 2 Jew: Shock Radio Beat Your Meat concludes ======================================================= Thurs July 17, 2003: Show Him the Cast Reruns: Caller thinks Rita has Don by the short-hairs, Misheard lyrics say "Don & Mike" New: Call him Lefty now: Don's (possibly) broken fingers in a cast Mike goes catfishing/the Real Joe Ardinger Morning show DJ Brett Haber Maybe there's hope: great ratings among the skateboarders in Philly Phoner with NASCAR Busch driver Tammy Kirk Ubernerd from Sacramento who has nothing better to do JoinArnold.com Golden throat Dennis Murphy in-studio ======================================================= Fri July 18, 2003: You are a Great Retarded 3-Year Old Reruns: Jon Kim likes his fat chicks, Phone scan featuring Mr. Joseph Mama New: Don's middle and ring fingers are indeed broken Teasing the Sacramento trip D&M call out Bob Leavy for his online chat Ben and J-Lo'sWedding b.s. All about Bathroomsurvey.com The Gift from God: Reviewing Movies We Haven't Seen Bad Boyz 2: Don-Yes; Mike-No How to Deal: Don-No; Mike-No Johnny English: Mike-Yes; Don-No LBJ (George W.) =======================================================

Mon July 21, 2003: Mike Doesn't Like You Reruns: A Message to Steve Johnson, Callers pimp their daughters to Dennis Murphy New: Wacky Sacramento Recap: Cleaning up after Hop Tsing Don gets 5-beers spilled on his Armani suit Screwing with Mike Remy Best-in-Show but for Kids Don is a bad role-model The waitress's broken hand Mike Doesn't Like You ======================================================= Tues July 22, 2003: Oh, Mein Gott! Reruns: Dennis goes to a prom New: Washington Post's sloppy journalism Don's fingers are just bruised Freda gets worked about Empty Nest, Don gets worked about eBay Mike is abandoned by hisFriend while festive Joe's Book Club (The Bible) The first installment of Arnold's Black Book (Dan Rather) A new game: Forgive Me ======================================================= Wed July 23, 2003: You Can't Do the Arnold Bit!!! Reruns: Dennis Murphy goes to the prom, continued, The Trouble with Tim McWilliams Live: A very awkward call to Leah Remini A listener invents a meat cutter for the handicapped Journey's Ross Valory in-studio Ross Valory dials for transvestites Lisa gets promoted Assistant Operations Manager Arnold's Little Black Book ======================================================= Thurs July 24, 2003: Accident Prone Live: Teasing Don & Bart's last summer weekend together Uday and Qusay are dead, thank God Trading Spaces Mr. Skin (Emily Proctor, Angelina Jolie, Juliet Mills) The Violently Insane Wives Club Mike is stoked about the BoSox Tom Lick-us is a douche High caller thinks D&M are Dr. Laura Don is not accident prone--or is he? Mike Oxbig & Mike Litoris (Dixie Chicks song)

======================================================= Fri July 25, 2003: The Mike Show Reruns: Mike's eBay hell with the tanning bed, Prison mailbag for Charlie Stossel (preparing a Stossel for serving) New: Don is off with Bart for a final summer weekend together Mike watches Worst Street Fights video on PPV Mike colors his beard on-the-air with "Just for Men" Bon Jovi's Richie Sambora phoner Highway Love Connection (with cankles) Phone scan/Gladys Kravitz sneaks in LBJ (Cousin Luigi) ======================================================= Mon July 28, 2003: Good Radio & Bad Radio Reruns: No more incomming phone calls! New: Bob Hope is dead Don's big weekend with Bart JFK's weekend programming/stop taking our tapes Arnold's little black book* Free Association Phoner with Sammy Hagar The Joe Show: a new Ernie Scar tape --*Arnold calls Laura O'Meara ======================================================= Tues July 29, 2003: This is Bob "Forest Lawn" Hope Reruns: 3rd Trimester Bikini Contest New: Teasing the ratings party, meeting with another Big Giant Head Mike's lunch with a station hottie The psychosis of Don's terrier Max Bob Hope's Celebrity Funeral from the Bahamas tribute Phone scan, including a voice artist Ernie Scar controversy continues Casey Kasem phoner Bob Hope's Celebrity Funeral from the Bahamas tribute continues Hotline to Heaven (Hope) ======================================================= Wed July 30, 2003: At the Feet of the Big Piranha Reruns: Father's Day plans & Freda the master ballbuster, 3rd Trimester Bikini Contest concludes, Hotline to Heaven (Nancy Marchand/Mother Soprano) New: A j/o meeting with the Big Giant Syndicated Head

A nod from Harv Moore, the morning mayor Phoner with Michael Anthony, who sells the Ernie Scar airchecks Testing the phones Teasing Cosmo: I know what boys like "All My Best" from Freda Craig Wilson (Seabiscuit) ======================================================= Thurs July 31, 2003: That's Not Scotchguard Reruns: Busting on Charlie Stossel, JFK transmitter is down New: Aftershocks from yesterday's meeting--going to Plan B The sports streaker of Europe Football is coming up What Men Like by Cosmo Phoner with Doctor Germ Sperm banks/shooting on the carpet Joe Ardinger's Book Club: Seabiscuit ======================================================= Fri August 1, 2003: Running on Auto Pilot Reruns: Pussies can't drive in the rain New: Syndication may end in 30 days The Tim McWilliams Auto-Pilot Rave-out JFK Fantasy Football Draft Order - Mike gets #1 pick, Don gets #9 Mr. Skin Don shops for a Green Bay Packer burial vault LBJ (Regis) Phone scan ======================================================= Mon August 4, 2003: In a Festive Mood Reruns: Buzz, the Dominator; "Theater of the mind" porn audio-CD New: Teasing for The Great Fart contest onTues's show Wendell Hall calls in a festive mood CSI investigates Kobe Bryant's anal adventure Listener mail The show at the beach/moving furniture from New York Two snobs, one douche The cruel pleasure and pain of being a Red Sox fan Introducing the new voice of WJFK ======================================================= Tues August 5, 2003: It's National Baked BeanMonth! Reruns: Fight with a caller over the secret sound, MakingFriends from callers who misdial

New: Hints of things to come--syndication changes Recap of The Hall of Fame Game with Madden & Michaels Mike hated Seabiscuit Introducing the contestants for the fart contest Mark Cuban was right Robert Mailman wants a 3-girl show for his birthday Fart contest Don's bad-DJ aircheck (guinea-pig impression) Brian Wilson being very Elvis-like at Ringo's party Arnold's Little Black Book ======================================================= Wed August 6, 2003: I Seen Anna Suck the Vile Outta Their Mouths Reruns: Colin and Lisa, All about pubic hair laser removal New: Mike's fender-bender When we get back from vacation, we're probably going to be a local show Don trades up to #3 in the fantasy draft Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole--you're such a white trash princess Don tries Vanilla Pepsi Midget sex! ======================================================= Thurs August 7, 2003: Spite Marriage Reruns: Fun with reverb; TV's Morris Jones dials for foot sex New: They said it couldn't be done: Don & Freda's 22nd anniversary recap Mr. Skin Phoner with Rose Marie (sex quiz: April 2, but yes on the no-no! "Sally was no dope!") Arnold runs for governor tapes ======================================================= Fri August 8, 2003: Not Funny Reruns: Dennis vs. Tom; Phone scan New: Don's anniversary recap; gets a bracelet Phoner with Aerosmith's Joe Perry Secret sound fiasco Make Rob Laugh LBJ (Jay Leno) ======================================================= Mon August 11, 2003: Don't Tell Us What to Say Reruns: Tom Gavin's DJ show; Another member of MENSA

calls in New: Idiots can't drive in the rain The dicks parked overnight at the inspection station JFK Employee of the Week: Greg, the parabolic mike guy The Redskins' Snyder memorial patch Freda's weekend with Rob's wife Carrie Who should be on a patch? Interview with Greg Hotline to Heaven (Jack Kent Cook) A Redskins Poem, by a listener ======================================================= Tues August 12, 2003: We Can Patch It Up, Danny Boy Reruns: Phone scan; Lisa's phone sex; Tom theMonster New: There's no delay We Can Patch It Up song debut Robert Mailman's birthday nudes The Big Infiniti Radio Circle Jerk / douche callers From the basement of the stadium: Madden 2004 is coming out Piming for "What Would You Do to Meet Tony Stewart?" ======================================================= Wed August 13, 2003: F' That Girl! Reruns: Argument with an ass commander; George McFly New: Pimping for "What Would You Do to Meet Tony Stewart?" Bart's porn bill comes due Don's earthdog brother Jim calls in Mr. Skin The "F--- that Girl" game What Would You Do to Meet Tony Stewart? featuring Dennis P. Murphy Craig Wilson Golden throat Dennis Murphy's new CD ======================================================= Thurs August 14, 2003: It Will Fascinate You Reruns: George McFly continues; Mike's nipples bleed New: The annual Elvis is Still Dead show--including a phoner with Big Elvis, who claims to be Elvis's illegitimate son Alanna Nash, author of many of the great Elvis stories that D&M read an in-studio performance of "Rotting Elvis" by The Inhalers. ======================================================= Fri August 15, 2003: Why Mommy Yelled

The entire show is reruns while the boys are on summer vacation. Charly Stuangstablac interviews a turbo XFL fan Hilton Hotels are no longer carrying "hand lotion" in their rooms D&M are guests on the Fox morning show Phone scan--second-string regular callers A call to Jeremy Coleman in Jamaica,Mon Cell Phone Name Game Phoner with the author of an Elvis tell-all/pissing off Christina Crawford Guess the Whoopie Fan mail from Jesus H. Christ The Lesbo-listener hookup unravels ======================================================= Mon August 18, 2003:They're Out There, Today The entire show is reruns while the boys are on vacation. Only buy name brands! A little pillow talk Real men fart Rosie O'Fat vs. Tom Selleck Bidding on Frank Sinatra's toupee Phone scan: pornography, Shania Twain, June Carter Cash looks like big Freda, Al Bania, WQYK in Tampon Bay ======================================================= Tues August 19, 2003: They Love Dick, Too The entire show is reruns while the boys are on summer vacation. Midgitville Charlie Stossell's bad movie advice Don's wall around the US, doing Gwenyth Paltrow Mike the CP comic The three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men! Ricky Schroeder Another argument with a caller Mother and Father call Regis & Kathie Lee Rudy Martzke likes Dick ======================================================= Wed August 20, 2003: Reruns continue The entire show is reruns while the boys are on vacation. Viewing the Messy Girls video Mike golfs with Dick and Mike Hunt Phone scan Classic Batman Lisa (not Herndon)'s bar-fights Fighting for Furbies: Grandparents Some outfit will cremate and inter people's ashes into

footballs Interview with an Albanian in Belgrade Tom Gavin's DJ airchecks ======================================================= Thurs August 21, 2003: Stinky Poon The entire show is reruns while the boys are on vacation. Great looking chicks Earthdog brother Jim's new trucking gig Who Would You Do? WJFK's horrendous men's room Don's earthdog brother Jim checks in Please--rub my feet Girl calls from the bathtub Dennis calls to plug a personal appearance Kathy C supposedly likes a biker bar in the Keys Dr. Don, OB-GYN ======================================================= Fri August 22, 2003: I Call it Trouble with a Capital T The entire show is reruns while the boys are on vacation. Homo Joe is pissed off The triumphant return of the Ugliest Breast Contest winner Trouble callers Trouble celebrities Bitching about the subway revolt and cherry blossoms LBJ (Bob Hope) Rosemary's Pussy Ranch Will Dennis Murphy survive his skydive? ======================================================= Mon August 25, 2003: More Reruns The entire show is reruns while the boys are on vacation. Jennifer Love Hewitt's "My Breasts are Huge!" Another series of dullards on the phone Shocker: the Lewis-Holyfield fight might have been fixed Schindler's List gets a free pass on broadcast tv Lean Gene's songs that would annoy Bill Clinton Phoner with Rebecca Demornay Dennis's sex life D&M's syndication negotiation--the last time they went through this b.s. ======================================================= Tues August 26, 2003: More Reruns The entire show is reruns while the boys are on vacation. Big-gum Jim's birthday nude Donny's Celebrity Record Bag The Auntie Lola story Buzz's surgery

Calling the Vatican Calling Belgrade Gay tv characters Don starts a fire while Freda's away Wacky story file (stench from an animal rendering plant) Good/bad breasts ======================================================= Wed August 27, 2003: Better Reruns The entire show is reruns while the boys are on vacation. Jesus beats Regis in the ratings What's wrong with Whitney Houston Massage parlor to the stars Phoner with Anthony Michael Hall Fight #10,596 with a caller Timmy, the Nigerian Nightmare, dials for transvestites D&M's extra desk gets swiped Hotline to Heaven (Audrey Meadows) Ball busting the Jerry Seinfeld show Don tries out Aaron Spelling on an employee The Dark Underbelly of Radio: Saga of the Nastyman ======================================================= Thurs August 28, 2003: Dawn of the Desks The entire show is reruns while the boys are on vacation. The stolen desk controversy concludes Phoner with the author of a Jerry Lewis biography Don's weekend recap--Freda wants sex outdoors while the Sacto Kings are on ======================================================= Tues September 2, 2003: May the Bluebird of Happiness Sh*t on Your Shoulder First live show since vacation. Best-of: Phone scan, The Ken Stevens Show Live: Westwood 1 is playing best-of. D&M apologize to listeners who can't hear the show Jerry Lewis Telethon recap Don goes through Empty Nest Syndrome Mike's vacation in Bitch Gardens, Vegas ======================================================= Wed September 3, 2003: Daddy--no! Best-of: 60 Jive Radio Ideas from a drunk consultant, Way Out There (Barbra Streisand tickets) Live: Bullshit weather Pizza guy who got his head blown off The pain of having club seats at FedEx Field Jerry Lewis telethon recap Tom Gavin gets fired from his job selling football

programs D&M call Ken to tell him that Alan is now permanent station manager Fantasy football draft ======================================================= Thurs September 4, 2003: Are You Relevant? Today's show is shortened so that D&M could go to a football game. Best-of: Buzz takes a brave stand against inconsiderate parents; Fez meets Buzz Live: Are you feeling relevant as a human being? Life after Bart Sonny Jurgensen returns as a weekly guest Paula Poundstone in-studio Joe Ardinger live from the NFL whoreathon ======================================================= Fri September 5, 2003: Send Don a Pair of Depends Best-of: A cop calls in as he pulls over Dan and Wendall in the JFK van, DC street-talk: a Districtnary Live: Still don't know jack about syndication Bitching about FedEx stadium, Redskins patches Mr. Skin (Alyssa Milano, Josie Davis, Brenda Vacarro, Selma Hayak, Bernadette Peters, Suzanne Sommers, Michelle Pfeiffer) LBJ (Tom Brokaw) Phoner with Dr. James "Don and Mike, my brothers!" Capers The Most Powerful Woman in Sports ======================================================= Mon September 8, 2003: All in the Name of Science Best-of: Freda's latent lesbo tendencies; Karen Carpenter tribute Live: Big Freda turns 80 Buzz is experimenting with Levitra; Freda is going to take one over the weekend JFK's website is hacked *again* Don, "that Radio Guy," goes back to GNC--death of Warren Zevon Threatening the low road to Westwood One onThursday Mike double-jinxes the Red Sox' playoff hopes ======================================================= Tues September 9, 2003: Ass-tral Projection from Area Code 916 Best-of: Talking white, talking black; Don takes the Bastard Quiz (54%) Live:

Who is Ringo Starr? Management is gay The DMV is gay The new voice of JFK is gay HDTV is gay For Love orMoney is gay Leah Remini is gay Fantasy football is gay--Mike and Bart are tied Dr. James Capers is a brown-eye eyewitness against Kobe Bart calls in -- college is definitely not gay Douchebag from Sacramento: learn to listen... Sacramento is gay ======================================================= Wed September 10, 2003: Hot Dog! Best-of: Fights with callers; a D&M article by a cerealphile Live: Thanking the listeners in case this is the last network show Freda gets her plumbing checked, warns Buzz of priapism using Viagra R J Diaz could become Mike's Gentleman's Gentleman Jail Mail Dailing for Transvestites (listener) Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs September 11, 2003: D&M are Very Cross Today Best-of: Trouble from the Alaska affiliate; Bob Hope tabloid story Live: We're off the network--no, we're on the network--no, we're off the network again! Mister Skin Joe Ardinger in "A Collosal Waste of Time" Tom "the Monster" Gavin announces he will be running for a seat on the Public Access board of directors Bart's car is towed; fantasy football controversy with Mike Arnold's Little Black Book Make Us Laugh ======================================================= Fri September 12 through Fri September 19, 2003: Reruns ======================================================= Mon September 22, 2003: You Better Be Jolly Now, Damn It! Live: Signed a new 5-year deal with Westwood 1 Salute to the stations that are carrying the show First fight with an affiliate since the new contract -

Burlington owner/board-op melts down, wants plasma tv Freda is suspicious of Westwood 1's motives Mike is confident that the Sox will go to the postseason Satan gets a pat on the back for his help on the new contract Dumb and dumber: Alan vs. D&M's agent A phone call to Alan about why Alan took them off the air Freda hasn't taken the Viagra yet Don's first visit to the county dump Don's weekend: the whore at the restaurant, Freda's ass Bart's surprise visit for Don's birthday Voice mail from George McFly Emmy Awards recap Eight Simple Rules for My Funeral ======================================================= Tues September 23, 2003: Another Track for the Album Best-of: Wichita "Las Vegas Style Show" plans controversy, Larry King's houseboat on Lake Me Live: Looking for that douchebag George Clooney Cursing at callers Don's Slade is moved, damaged at FedEx Field Shocker: the DMV sucks Phoner with Tanya from HBO's "Porn 101" Tom Gavin talks dirty with Caller 100 ======================================================= Wed September 24, 2003: Prove Me Wrong Best-of: Greaseman's pathetic matchmaking show Live: Reprise of Talking Dirty with Tom Ball-busting Mike for forgetting Don's birthday Asswipe Alert: worthless Bob Levey's latest worthless column Fantasy League roundup Dave Barry in-studio Phone scan (creepy callers) Dorothy Letterman and grandchild in the house Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs September 25, 2003: Deuhhhhhh Best-of: Phone scan, Controversy with a station receptionist Live: Mike feels good about the BoSox Calif Gubenatorial Debate recap Mr. Skin (Sandra Oh, Diane Lane, Nikki Cox, Amy Brenneman, Nicole Kidman, Adrienne Corri, Lia Beldam, Billie Gibson)

Three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men Dennis Murphy proves his teeth aren't sensitive by eating ice, chewing tin foil w/o a reaction One for the Road: Mike Hunt (Dennis) call a restauranteur about his fatty-desert-waiver Dennis hooks up (at least on the phone) with "Miss Gortec" ======================================================= Mon September 29, 2003: Eat the Shit Sandwich Best-of: Sex advice from Glamour Magazine, Tom interviews for a sales job at WJFK Live: Don's weekend - it's worth eating the shit sandwich Earthdog brother Jim ponders a vasectomy Bumper music choices Sacramento stops the show again Arnold comes out against forced sterilization of all Sacramentans Leah and Angelo'sWedding on VH1 show ======================================================= Tues September 30, 2003: Eating Our Own Best-of: A prank on Buzz's agent Live: Mike destroys a toilet tank at the triplets' house Team President Mike Modell invites D&M to a Ravens game Fantasy Football controversy Phoner with the Vegas guy Leah Remini doesn't like the comments about the VH1 show ======================================================= Wed October 1, 2003: It's Time to Rest that Yapping C-H Best-of: Drunk callers; Nipple & Anus (Egg Council); Phoner to the owner of Mr. Ed's Elephant Museum Live: Leah went on Stern this morning--D&M are "heartbroken" It's time to rest that yapping cock-holster Welcoming Richard Ferry (however it's spelled) to the sales staff Don Cox eulogy Trip's first birthday party, Hindenburg souvenier Censorship: the Stones "Start Me Up" vs. A Mighty Wind's "Start Me Up" Tom Shales phoner The triumphant return of Tube the Teller ======================================================= Thurs October 2, 2003: Pass me the Pills Best-of: Phone-Ho Theater, Phoner with Alf New:

Revelling in Limbaugh's agony Watching John Ritter's corpse on Hollywood Squares Mr. Skin Calling Alan: FCC finally fines Infinity for the skateboarders' "Sex for Sam" Don's new DVD set of DVD! DJ Spotlight--dj's talk about their home towns Jew to Jew ======================================================= Fri October 3, 2003: Hello Don--Women Hate Me Best-of: Homosexual shout-outs to celebrities; Mike's skin tags Live: Mike's depressed; Don proposes the "Date My Partner" game Teasing Buzz's appearance at the JCPenney Baltimore Ravens invite D&M to fly down with them for the Miami game in November Don's conversations with Robbay are different than with anyone else LBJ (Rush Limbaugh) Pick the Pros w/o The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Jail Mail The Most Powerful Woman in Sports calls in late ======================================================= Mon October 6, 2003: Catch a Tiger by the Toe Live: Sports weekend: Cubs vs. RedSox--who is the bigger loser? Gloating over Limbaugh Bart was home for the weekend for the Clemson/Maryland game A little more ovary-busting on Lisa Remedy Fun with the national Matrix Revolutions contest New game: Can You Hear Me Now? ======================================================= Tues October 7, 2003: Everyone's Jealous of My Microphone Best-of: Beth the intern takes the sex quiz; phone scan New: Bad program directors (Jeremy considered the worst) WW1's Matrix contest phone line gets blown. Happy birthday! Buzz turns 50 Don plays an aircheck from when Buzz turned 30 Mike's valet, RJ Diaz, gives Mike's presents to Buzz Big Freda gives Donny a free pass on answering the telephone D&M exit poll the California Recall Dialing for Transvestites (D&M)

Match Game 2003 (aborted because of Rob's microphone) Rob's authentic Gene-Rayburn-telescoping microphone Phone scan; all-caller segment Busting on Buzz's age--call to little Jay about David Haynes's age ======================================================= Wed October 8, 2003: A Long Gay Microphone Reruns: The Secret Handshake club; Charly Stuangstabalac as Max Baer Live: Station maintenance (and the lack thereof) Buzz takes his birthday nude Arnold tapes from the Recall Match Game 2003 ======================================================= Thurs October 9, 2003: The Adventures of Don & Tom -ROAR!!! Reruns: Imus on MSNBC, the phoniness of Jack Diamond, Don's diseased toe, hygene Live: Don takes Tom to the Titty Bar to pay off the Red Sox bet Why radio people aren't allowed on The Show Phoner with Troy Aikman The Adventures of Don & Tom concludes ======================================================= Fri October 10, 2003: Bad Radio Reruns: Board-op's long distance girlfriend calls in; Highway Love Connection winner gets burned, trolls for a new date Live: Splended solitude: Freda is at her mother's Mike's hamster, Oscar, dies Pentagon police department car wash benefit plug Limbaugh's drug addiction Disturbing mail for Robbay Teasing the bad batch of PSAs An early Don Geronimo aircheck with Scott Shannon LBJ (Jay Leno) The Most Powerful Woman in Sports ======================================================= Mon October 13, 2003: If You Could Renew Your Marriage-Would You? Best-of: Giving up porn for lent; Jesus's chat room on the internet Live: Robbay's big bald head Pedro vs. Zimmer controversy

Wedding anniversaries and renewing the marriage license Great cars driven by dicks Rush Limbaugh dirt from the newspapers Call to Rush in rehab ======================================================= Tues October 14, 2003: A Fan on the Field Best-of: urban legend about woman who gives birth to lobster fry; Jack Diamond sucks; Do You Know the D&M Show? Live: Bart plans to work at the college radio station Mike feels very settled and grounded--won't say why ABC continues to pimp Ritter Life after Mike The Rigden Dees Moment (Orange County lunch menu) Fantasy Football standings and recap More on the Pedro/Zimmer incident Arnold's press conference with Satan, until Tom Gavin derails it Where Are You? (winner was a cop who rousted some kids) ======================================================= Wed October 15, 2003: Nipple Rimming Best-of: Elvis is 90% gay; douchebag caller Live: The dick in Don's parking space Nurses arrive to give the annual flu shots The boy is back in town The dumbass who blocked the foul ball at the Cubs game resembles Warren from "There's Something About Mary" Dr. Natasha Terry humps her website Mike goes into another studio to watch the Red Sox ======================================================= Thurs October 16, 2003: The Show Has Been Watered Down Best-of: Wack-job callers Live: Mike's Red Sox comments from the previous day's game (recap) Another Rush Limbaugh rant Mr. Skin Freda calls Robbay to yell at him about the boxes in Don's car Don hates the parade of classic cars New game: Answer One Question ======================================================= Fri October 17, 2003: Cursed and Cursing the Callers Best-of: Promoting D&M in Portland; ugly divorces; fights with douchebag callers Live: Mike vents his anger over the Red Sox' latest choke

What happened to Bill and Thrill? WWE rassler John Cena in-studio Chap Peterson, candidate for some local office or whatnot, in-studio to canvas for votes LBJ (James Garner) The Most Powerful Woman in Sports ======================================================= Mon October 20, 2003: In the Hood! Best-of: Arnold makes pottery; dating Jerry Seinfeld; Ditka's fun to watch Live: The Halloween Spooks and Happy Halloween songs begin for 2003 Pimping the Girls' piercing contest Don & Robbay's clique The empty nest doesn't seem quite so bad anymore FCC ruling on the F word New game: Guess What's in My Dryer Judging the Piercing Contest ======================================================= Tues October 21, 2003: This Show is a 3 Best-of: The triumphant return of Deborah Dean; Tom theMonster; Morris Jones Live: Story Time (1-word only) contest A prayer for Robert DeNiro's malignant taint Mike announces that Crap is breaking up Call to John Norman's brother-in-law, who claims to have dated two of the ho's from the new "Joe Millionaire" show Phoner with Joe Buck D&M are invited to a dinner in honor of Rush Limbaugh from The Claremont Institute; call to accept. Joe is the Lowest Member at Infinity Playing 'tards in the movies Rob's and Joe's performance reviews ======================================================= Wed October 22, 2003: Ladies & Gentlemen--a Black Man Best-of: The Grass Roots are playing the Fair Oaks Shopping Mall; celebrity nudes; call screening; soupstirrer's sordid past Live: Trying to call the nut who dove into Niagra Falls and survived Bitching about Bill O'Reilly The New Joe Millionaire Fan mail from Seattle Jail Mail Robert Mailman in-studio, discussing his back-surgery

medicine Craig Wilson Phoner with a paranoid wacko who keeps sending D&M press releases about ESP spies ======================================================= Thurs October 23, 2003: Words are Hard Best-of: Mike's vacation at Myrtle Beach Live: Fred "Rerun" Berry is dead Calls to Chicago to find out they're still made about the fan from Game 6 Mr. Skin (Meg Ryan, Pam Anderson, Maeve Quinlan, Tiffany Limos, Nicole Eggert) Buzz drinks Absente (anise liqueur) and Absinthe (Czech hallucinagen) Buzz Makes the Sexy Call to Your Mom Phoner with Jeremy Piven (Scary Movie 3, Larry Sanders Show) Buzz sings / Jorge calls in ======================================================= Fri October 24, 2003: 'Tard: the Movie Best-of: $135,000 autograph book; loudest shouter in the world Live: The show after the Show (taking Buzz home) The Most Powerful Woman in Sports The Tom Gavin movie The disturbing tale of Birdman, Mike's college roommate for one night LBJ (Jiminy Glick) ======================================================= Mon October 27, 2003: They're Well Spoken Live: Don & Freda's weekend at Clemson Back on in Seattle (11pm to 3am) Mike gloats over the Yankees' loss Lisa Remedy article in PARADE The Crap gig in Blue Knob, PA was a train wreck Mike's going to a party for the DNC ======================================================= Tues October 28, 2003: Even They're Funnier than Jim Belushi Best-of: Phone scan; when Donny is king Live: Mike's DNC party sucked Two new affiliates: Youngstown, OH (WANR 1570) and Evansville, IN (WNTC 95.3) Who was less funny than Jim Belushi

Fight over Shemp's in the pecking order of Stooges Fantasy football recap: Buzz is undefeated Football picks with The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Making Mike uncomfortable about his dating situation Young Duek Ahn must be your Supervisor! Dicking with a caller on hold Bob Barker (Mike) discusses the passing of Rod Roddy ======================================================= Wed October 29, 2003: Off the Bubble Best-of: Mike wants to go to the All American Steak & Buffet; Man who shares his office with a toilet Live: Mike blows off a coworker's birthday party The season premier of 24 Marty Bass sighting Sacramento King player Doug Christie--most pussywhipped man on earth Cutting a spec spot for Right Guard Joe reads Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs October 30, 2003: Keep it Positive--You Hump! Best-of: Online tests; Telephone destruction Live: Fallout and follow up on Doug Christie Mr. Skin Pimping the New Marshmellow Races Skateboarders news on DCRTV.com The Big Lie ======================================================= Fri October 31, 2003: These Smores Taste Funny Best-of: Phoner with Vincent Price's daughter New: Don's earthdog brother Jim dithers over a vasectomy Joe Trick-or-Treats for beer (or anything from the house) Triumphant return of The Marshmellow Races ======================================================= Mon November 3, 2003: Nobody Talks to D&M -- That's the Rule Best-of: eBay and internet scams and services; internet service that provides alibais for infidelity; phone scan Live: Halloween at the mall Cufflinks on the CBS tv special Shondell's birthday party, finds out there's a rule that the salespeople aren't allowed to talk to, or make eye contact with, Don & Mike Shondell's gigantic, vibrating dildo

Don considers burning his Redskins' season tickets More party recap - Shondell falls out of her top; Buzz gets lost driving home ======================================================= Tues November 4, 2003: At Participating Yank-It Stores Near You Best-of: How Many Can You Name game (candy, beer, Batman villians, etc.); Don's phlegmy "please" Live: Freda's getting a job Fight with a nanny caller Why people hate Dan Snyder Don urges a boycott of this Sunday's Redskins/Seahawks game Don & Mike's Yank-It stores Alec Baldwin is fat James Garner (Mike) in-studio to discuss 8 Simple Ways to Yank It ======================================================= Wed November 5, 2003: That Horse isn't Sleeping Best-of: Three-named killers; Don Knotts interview Live: "Boycott" is an ugly word. So "snub" the Redskins game this Sunday Pimping for "What Would My Wife Do...for WWE Tickets" Callers review the new Matrix movie Behind the scenes negotiations with Stuart Little Snyder Chap Peterson wins reelection Phone scan / caller who was bisected lengthwise Craig Wilson (read by Broyhill) Joe Ardinger, aspiring rock star ======================================================= ,Thurs November 6, 2003: The Disappointment Show Best-of: Multi-city radio contest scams; goofing on Jack Diamond New: Pimping for "What Would Your Wife Do for WWE Tickets?" D&M order new jingles Crazy Mary Ellen with one leg leaves a voice mail for Charlie They're out there--and calling The Show Glory holes at the station Don plays Xbox on the internet with strangers Listening to the Redskins' radio ad that got squelched Teasing tomorrow's secret segment for Mike goes horribly wrong "What Would Your Wife Do for WWE Tickets?" in on, it's off, it's back on again

Teasing a new game: The MILF Game "Shocking" phoner with "the colon lady" -- Dr. Janet explains why the colon is the cause of almost all disease. ======================================================= ,Fri November 7, 2003: It'sFri Everybody! WooooOOO! Best-of: Don tries to give away one of his refrigerators; D&M go on strike--it's "The Alan Leinwand Show" New: 5-o'clock Whistle Wacky Weekend Sendoff Girls night out recap with Freda Mike's romantic dinner for two with his sister Survivor recap Words you can't say on the radio Mr. Skin (Laura Linney, Margeaux Hemmingway, Lindsey Wagner, Paris Hilton) LBJ (Keifer Sutherland) Everyone wants to hear Christmas music! The most powerful woman in sports--Dennis Murphy ======================================================= Mon November 10, 2003: She's a Lady Best-of: Freda takes the Bitch test; Gladys the Gonad Gobbler Live: Redskins attendence off 5,756. So-so results for the boycott. Weekend football recap Radio idiot alert--stations going to All Christmas Music this week More on Yank-It Don's eye for the Football guy One of Don's radio pals gets canned; Big Don O'Brian Don meets Mike's girlfriend Sacramento Bug's article about Doug Christie Inaugural version of the Milf game ======================================================= Tues November 11, 2003: Add Douchebags, All the Time Live: Debut in a brand new market: Des Moine, Iowa (KRKQ-FM) Don bestows the PD of the Year award to WSSS 104.7 for going to all-Christmas music beginning on Halloween Courtroom action on tv--acquitted killer, sniper's lawyers Don goes to the dentist SLC woman who advertised to sell her breast milk Fight with the Des Moines general manager Call to Tim Sabean at YSP to laugh about the new ratings Douche on the phone from Canada Arnold's T-3 commentary

======================================================= Wed November 12, 2003: According to Don Live: Don visits Dr. Bombay--is told he'll live through 2004 Jim McMahon is no longer poster boy for responsible drinking "According to Jim" is #1 in its time slot, gut-shots "24" Buzz's tv viewing habits Va va va wants to move to an apartment in the city Don doesn't *really* want to cut Freda's head off List of phobias Buzz reads Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs November 13, 2003: Get Back in the Polar Bear Suit Best-of: Call 100 is in the slam New: New Beatles music release Mr. Skin (Meg Ryan, Ann Margaret, HBO's Carnivale, Heidi Klum) Smokey Rivers has WNEW go all-Christmas Bad radio spot, bad DJ airchecks Floyd the barber discusses the Andy Griffith Reunion special ======================================================= Fri November 14, 2003: Pepper Vodka in your Egg Nog Best-of: 30 Greatest Rockers of All Time New: Beatle's broacast gets botched Iowa City plays Dennis Murphy's christmas songs Rules for the flight to Miami with the Ravens Douchebag du jur calls in Joe's pay raise can be counted in pocket change LBJ (Hugh Grant) The Joe Show: non-hallucinagenic marijuana Reviewing Movies We Haven't Seen Yet (Elf, Master & Commander, Matrix Reloaded) ======================================================= Mon November 17, 2003: That's Not a Kind Thing to Say Best-of: Don's criminal childhood; instructions for housewives on greeting the man when he comes home Live: Teasing the Dinner on the Mayflower bit Packers calendar, Broyhill at the drugstore Don's whirlwind weekend with the Ravens Joe gets to drive the grand prize until the give-away Rush Limbaugh (Mike) is back on the air =======================================================

Tues November 18, 2003: Don't Be Funny Best-of: Evil pranks at WAVA; Michael Jackson (Mike) interview Live: Mike wants to read the plug for the prize Don's door-to-door meat salesman The chores Don are allowed to do "Dinner on the Mayflower" mail from interested families JFK's station ID's blow Dos and Donts for Programmers Make Us Laugh ======================================================= Wed November 19, 2003: Negotiating Their Surrender Live: Michael Jackson knocks Rush's return off the news leads Walmart vs. Target Not to be outdone by Xmas, D&M start playing Thanksgiving music* for the rest of the show, talk over it Amerasian milf wants a prize Jacko and Rigden Dees updates Tobacco Road (telemarketing prankster) ======================================================= Thurs November 20, 2003: Everybody--Do the Mike O'Meara Live: Cold opening--booze and drugs all around Way-drunk caller Lay King's birthday special recap Confused entrant for the Win a Jeep on the Mayflower contest Mayflower contest finalists (vote on JFK's website) Stump the Stupe ======================================================= Fri November 21, 2003: Absinthe Show II: Everybody Must Get Stoned Best-of: Cops visit Mike during a festive band practice; Tom Gavin works for the Redskins; Carney wants to massage slavery out of MJ's legs Live: CBS management retreat in the Bahamas Buzz gets more absinthe Mr. Skin (Janet Jackson, Naomi Watts, Kelly McGillis, Susan Sarandon, Patty Duke) Mike, Buzz, Charlie, Joe and Lisa take a hit of absinthe The Hottest Woman in Sports ======================================================= Mon November 24, 2003: What Would Jackie Kennedy Do? Best-of: D&M fight on the Amtrak to New York; police courtesy badges

Live: Rob has a dream (does not include pickelhaubes) Douchebag Bob Levey retires from the Post Dinner on the Mayflower goes to Deborah (niglet entry) Phoner with Dave Modell, president of the Ravens, about superstitions Phoner with Franco Columbo, who was in "Pumping Iron" with Arnold The Cat in the Hat sounds like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers It's All Relative Oxbig & Litoris (Kenneth Davis) ======================================================= Tues November 25, 2003: Tryptophan in the Air Best-of: Homophobe on the phone; phoner with Michael Jackson (Mike) Live: Thanksgiving mania sucks - Mike hates Michael's art supply Glenn Campbell busted for DUI Joe's phone screening skills The calls that Joe doesn't feel like taking Radio & Records: dumbass ideas for the Christmas season Mystery Guest - Charlene Tilton( 5 yes - 10) Space heaters? We don't need no stinkin' space heaters The Cat in the Hat in studio Lay King 70th Birthday suckfest ======================================================= Wed November 26, 2003: DEBORAH!!!! Best-of: Caller wants advice for his furniture restoration radio show; a festive night out with Mike and his handlers New: Eddie Gallaher, market legend, remembered Thanksgiving plans: -Don's house to be invaded -Mike will spend it with Jaqueline Vargas -Buzz will be at his computer An angry memo in response to Michael Hughes Meet Debbie and the family for dinner on the Mayflower Mike covers the switchboard so Collette can go home early Satan cuts a greeting for the Infinity Broadcasting phone line Don's toothpaste tube with built-in floss dispenser ======================================================= Thurs November 27, 2003: Wichita's embarassment The entire show was reruns for the Thanksgiving holiday: Freda gets regifted Gordon Liddy's tupperware

KFH's poll question: are D&M Wichita's embarassment? Women's magazine b.s. - what makes guys think about sex? Don bumps into Ken Stevens at the grocery store Guy hypnotises girlfriend to give himMonicas That neck whose wife hangs out with a "friend" and gets drunk while the neck sleeps Jingle Boy and his mom Celeb meet-n-greet fees ======================================================= Fri November 28, 2003: A Game the Whole Family Can Play The entire show was reruns for the Thanksgiving holiday: Incest ain't only for white people Don and Freda's night out withFriends Girl calls about a Las Vegas Style Show Hang-up callers, name game challenge Parents' smack-down for Furbies Hanukkah stuff with Michael Hoffman Phoner with Al Greenwood, the Bedspread King about cereal Dennis Murphy's Christmas album Caller who's going to the Pro Bowl ======================================================= Mon December 1, 2003: SPOUSAL ABUSE IS *NOT* FUNNY, ROBB Best-of intro tape: Larry King "journalism" ramble Best-of: Bad vanity records from the sixties; Mike and Rob invent the Sacramento Dance New: New intro-tape: Burping guy - jew to jew Don is photographed holding the Lombardi trophy Michael Hughes suggests a Paris Hilton stunt Don pimps to go to the next Ravens game Weekend recaps: -Don yells at the kids for screwinng up the panic room tv -the brother-in-law Don never kneww -Freda makes sister Robin cry -Mike tries to pass a counterfeit bill in Vegas David Modell calls in 800 Medical Information Line game ======================================================= Tues December 2, 2003: Ok, Olivette Best-of tapes: Lay King's "Chance Song"; Lean Gene's "Have a Nice Day, Turkey!" Best-of: Timmy makes the call for you; Mike goes on a field trip with a daughter New intro-tape: Burping Guy on Art Bell New: Mike's bad dyed beard job Pimping for "What Would You Do to Win a Key for the Jeep?"

Mail and a call from Patty, the cake decorator Freda's college-era letter to Santa, call to Big Freda Gary Berkowitz, Don's Lex Luthor of PDs, writes a book about Radio and Christmas Santa Claus in-studio ======================================================= Wed December 3, 2003: Color me "Whore" Best-of tapes: Carson's "Joan Embry" tape Best-of: No longer worried about the ratings--put on the bad music! New intro-tape: Burping guy - creationism New: Pimping for "What Would You Do?" TV weather predictions Mike & daughters will be in the Greater Manassas Xmas Day parade on Saturday Pimping Mike's Look-Around Cafe, formerly Brady's in Old Town Manassas Pimping the trip to Baldymore tomorrow; middays DJ calls in More carping about the weather Robert the Angry Mailman comes in to watch gay midget porn Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs December 4, 2003: Road Trip to Balmurr Best-of tapes: Dart-gun Best-of: Talkers magazine article and phoner with the writer; prize winner wants a Playstation thrown in New intro-tape: Burping guy - Kill Bill New: David Modell in-studio Inside the studios of WJFK-AM Dumb DJ tells kids about Santa Santa Girls in-studio What Would You Do? - Guy with bells on nipples sings Jingle Bells - Guy with malamute share lunch: dog food, octopus, raw onion, kale, anchovies, oil, cherry pie filling, pepperoni - Guy eats instant coffee grounds, washes it down with high alcohol beer - Guy lets a crab pinch onto his ball sac - Guy eats 2lbs of peanut butter - Guy eats goldfish Bad production Big Don O'Brien in-studio ======================================================= Fri December 5, 2003: Embrace the Panic

Best-of: Tobacco Road (vegetarian lady) New intro-tape: Burping Guy (Full Blown AIDS) New: Don decides to embrace the weather panic, Topper Shutt calls in Mr. Skin(Pam Grier, Jessica Alba, Goldie Hawn, Julie Haggerty, Paris Hilton) Satan in-studio pimps Souls for Tots LBJ (Russell Crowe) Beer Roulette (One can of beer is left alone, the rest are shaken. Winner gets the beer that doesn't burst in his face) ======================================================= Mon December 8, 2003: Robert, Get Out! Best-of tape: Judy Garland Best-of: Don eats dinner in front of house guests, hot wives in the neighborhood New intro-tape: Burping Guy (They can't say !@#$%^) New: Don watches while guys change his tire The Nooner Show Mike's Christmas shopping Carping about the weather Tracking cat crap on the stairs / Men's Warehouse Don crashes the Ravens' Christmas party, meets Patti Labelle Watching porn with Robert Mailman ======================================================= Tues December 9, 2003: Leftovers New intro-tape: Burping Guy (Political Activist) New: Don is sick Earthquake D&M get a star named after them Jerry Lewis tapes Listening to tapes: bad parody songs, bad DJ tapes, live audition with Steve Day--bad DJ ======================================================= Wed December 10, 2003: Bill O'Reilly is a Hoo-ah Best-of tape: Tom Gavin the DJ; Linda McCartney sings "Hey Jude" Best-of: Jack Diamond's trophy wife and child New intro-tape: Burping Guy (Mike can't get a date) New: Welcoming Rush into the DJ brotherhood Bill O'Reilly is a whore Phoner with Tim Conway (sex quiz: 3 / 11 ) Bumper/Rejoiner-music combos

Dumb radio guys, bad radio promos Alan has no balls Phoner with Denise McLean, Backstreet Boy mom Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs December 11, 2003: [Dumped Out] Best-of tape: Martha Stewart rubs the nuts Best-of: Paxil.com's online tests; Buzz dials for transvestites Burping Guy Tape: New: Don spares Freda's life Paris Hilton drops the F-bomb on Fox Leah Remini is knocked up Mr. Skin (Diane Keaton, Jennifer Aniston, Kelly LeBrock, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Charlotte Ross, Justine Bateman, Selma Hyack, Kathy Bates, Heather Graham, Suzanne Sommers, Teri Hatcher) Gay sex lines Sexpert Jackie Fine Joe Makes the Call for You ======================================================= Fri December 12, 2003: Christmas Show 2003 Best-of tape: Casey Kasem raveout Best-of: Don's high-school DOTFriend is pissed; Mista 40's Rap CD Burping Guy Tape: I Really Like D&M New: Potpourri: -Mike is late, can't open gifts -Bart has shoulder surgery -nobody knows Mike's home address -holiday note from TV's Morris Jonnes -worst CD ever--"Santa is Drunk" Jeep Liberty 4x4 give-away Auntie Lola story Hamburger James story ======================================================= Mon December 15, 2003: Best-of Drunk lady caller from San Luis Obispo Drunk guy caller likes Greaseman, NY jocks Burping-guy tape: You-you're gone Scott the dwarf in-studio Pimping the Ugly Breast Contest Scott gets kissed on the head for St Patrick's day Dennis Murphy calls in from Daytona Beach Robbay Dials for Transvestites Calling out John Elway, phone scan

Spanish lessons ======================================================= Tues December 16, 2003: Best-of Redneck Olympics, who's the most rednecky? Jessica's boobs Consultant's advice to Don on how to improve The Show Sesame Street goes politically correct Larry King's comment to D&M Freezer cursing the callers Celebrity trivia Clinton asks forgiveness from the Pope tape Pope and the popemobile Man gets hand from cadaver surgically attached Mitch Johnson takes Buzz's parking spot Women who giveMonicas all the time Fights with Freda over sex andMoney The Shocker game at the Boardwalk Mike buys Hamilton, a standard poodle Football coaches, peanut butter and dogs Caller debates getting a boob-job ======================================================= Wed December 17, 2003: Best-of Best-of tape: Casey Casem raveout More Consultant advice Don's old airchecks Burping guy: douchebag Homo Joe replaces Dennis at the beach house Mike the tv-icon boy (Bob Barker) Name Game deuche and controversy Phone scan Earthdog Brother Jim Nascar Don tries to buy CK1 at Walmart Why are people so stupid?: year-round Christmas store, gas station car washes TV theme song challenge Call from Max Baer Jr (Charly Stuangstabalac) ======================================================= Thurs December 18, 2003: Best-of Advice from Radio & Records, with Leah Remini Michael Jackson & Chris Tucker on tv Menopausal caller wants to get her husband laid Buffalo Bob and Howdy Doody in-studio Complaining about Freda's cooking Old women on the phone scan Charly Stuangstabalac vs. she-male caller =======================================================

Fri December 19, 2003: Best-of Best-of tape: Tom Gavin's skimcheck Dude Walker cuts wild lines for callers Frank Ahrens last column in the DC Post Live tape: Larry King, Don Imus and East Coast Bob Caller claims to have found something in his beer All about toilet paper Caller whose husband would rather j/o that lay her Don's bad mood in the morning irritates Freda Wendell receives Mike's birthday nude LBJ (Regis) Trip to Redskins training camp Phone scan My hair grows, sir ======================================================= Mon December 22, 2003: Best-of Carping over the Winter Olympics coverage Rating Women Burping guy drop-in: You're gone Buzz covers a lady listener in latex 1-800 Medical Info Game crashes and burns Murphy calls in from Daytona Don plays basketball with ex-pros Wedding date numerology and porn names ======================================================= Tues December 23, 2003: Best-of Rating women Mike the tv-icon boy (Larry King) Big-gum Jim and Buzz take a 2-girl show Phone scan, includes the evil of vasectomies Quality time at Freda's family plot The Semen Tree ======================================================= Wed December 24, 2003: Best-of Rating women The mesh in Don's swim-trunks wreaks havoc "down there" Potpourri--various Christmas/holiday comments Strip Trivia ======================================================= Thurs December 25, 2003: Best-of Freda and dog training Don's newest favorite song, "I want to Talk About Me" Lisa Herndon gets a fetus soap-on-a-rope for Christmas, lesbian proposal D&M on the Fox morning show Calling Jeremy Coleman in JamaicaMon Calling the North Pole post office to check for their mail

Cellphone Name game Guess the Whoopie Jesus H. Christ writes the Show Listener who came in for a lesbo experience, doesn't like the lesbian who responds ======================================================= Fri December 26, 2003: Best-of Callers want to tell jokes Number 1 fans call in Earthdog brother Jim's ladies The Tyra Banks event Watching "Blazing Stewardesses," call to Sam Sherman Fiance of some guy who ate a 12-egg omlette Hot-line phone controversies Phone scan Adult cage match for a Scream costume Bad listerner songs, "Shut Up, Shut Up" Yelling at callers, interns ======================================================= Mon December 29, 2003: Best-of Craig Wilson Don questions Amtrak security Interview with Johnny Carson (Mike) The dumbass at Blockbuster 24-year old high school girl calls in Maury Povich and Maureen O'Boyle cut liners Don's dog Max gets neutered on-air Dennis Murphy horns in on the Sports Junkies Rudy Martzke in-studio watches the female bare-bottom slapoff ======================================================= Tues December 30, 2003: Best-of Phoner with rassler Stacy Keebler Earthdog Brother Jim on the phone Animal Sound-off for cash Don sings with The Grass Roots Freda's photo with Helen Keller Driving Buzz and Rob home Stevens & Pruitt, DJ lessons Calling Dick Van Patten, stripper on the phone Phoner with the author of "How to Blow Dry Your Hair" Rob's "I Was F'd by TVLand" Drop-ins ======================================================= Wed December 31, 2003: Best-of Mike's basement floods during a storm Don's favorite song, some hip-hop thing nobody understands

Fight with a caller over "god damn" Dick Clark calls people to watch the American Music Awards Rudy Martzke in-studio Don's shopping hell Phoner with Jim Dawson, who wrote a book about farts Teasing a fart contest Fred,Friend of Tom Gavin's, calls Don's weekend with Norv Turner and Troy Aikmen Wacky Story File (Damn Trolls) Mike the tv-icon boy (Bob Barker) Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs Jan 1, 2004: Best-of Ryder gets laid Mike's lonely guy weekend in Atlantic City Dimwit calls to report a rabid fox, confrontation with Jimmy the Intern Phoner with David Hyde Pierce (Niles on "Frazier") What My Husband Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him Straight girl wants some hot sappho love ======================================================= Fri Jan 2, 2004: Best-of Carping over the Winter Olympics coverage Rating Women Burping guy drop-in: You're gone Buzz covers a lady listener in latex 1-800 Medical Info Game crashes and burns Murphy calls in from Daytona Don plays basketball with ex-pros Wedding date numerology and porn names ======================================================= Tues Jan 6, 2004: Mike is an Easy Lay Best-of: The Dennis Murphy porn film Live: Mike endorses Diet Coke with Lime Nobody hates people more than Don and Mike That C who claimed she lost the winning Ohio Lottery ticket That C who married Jason Alexander and annulled it a few hours later The trouble with playing commercials on time Wacky story file phoner (Cornholing) R&R article about jive DJ new year's resolutions, call to Danny Ocean New game: My Mom's Vagina ======================================================= Wed Jan 7, 2004: My Tsunami Mommy Best-of: Mike's disasterous poker-run on his friend's boat,

cavalcade of bad DJ tapes Live: Why Joe Gibbs doesn't like D&M Why David Modell is nuts Arnold's State of the State speech Phoner with the authors of "Married to Mommy?" Tabloid scan: Princess Di "murder," George Harrison's deathbed, Dick Gregory's hunger strike Craig Wilson Part-time-dad Mike buys his kids a pony Bark-off for Cash ======================================================= Thurs, Jan 8, 2004: Elvis's Birthday Observance Best-of was pre-empted for a Redskins talk-show with Larry Michael. Live: Potpourri: the end of football season, teasing the Sperm Count contest, Freda throws away her wedding dress Elvis's birthday tapes, stories News scan: All about Michael Jackson in "Miss Castaway," the redneck who married Brittany Spears, more on George Harrison, Liza Manelli's medical condition Phone scan Joe Gibbs press conference (real, but with D&M commentary) Phoner with Altovese Davis, widow of Sammy Davis Jr ======================================================= Fri, Jan 9, 2004: They Might be Trainables Live: Joe Gibbs tapes Book dedication to D&M Sex education for Trainables Rosie O'Donnell's Big Gay Cruise Liza Minelli divorce details The most powerful woman in sports LBJ (Crocodile Hunter) ======================================================= Mon, Jan 12, 2004: Good-Bye Best-of: The Courtship of Dennis Murphy (internet woman in Arizona) Live: People who leave Christmas lights up Snuggling and good-bye to Freda Don sees Dr. Bombay Don's football weekend Mike's pony, "Hershey"

Phoner with Susan Ciminelli, masseuse to Regis Philbin -good-bye News scan (wacky story file) Viewing "Sex Ed for Trainables" Phone scan ======================================================= Tues, Jan 13, 2004: Pagliacci is a Laughing Clown Today Live: Jack Cassidy on Bewitched Ratings are great in Sacramento, down in DC and being beaten by the Classical Music station News scan Stalker calls to ask about Shari Likker Phoner with Mike Esposito, who's selling 2-inch pieces of Elvis's master tapes Newlywed Guess the Whoopie Lay King article from the US Airways magazine ======================================================= Wed, Jan 14, 2004:Bacardi Limon Best-of: Rob and Lisa goes to see wrestling, caller wants to slap John Norman, fan gets D&M mentioned on The Today Show Live: Randy VanWarmer is dead Don's doctor visit followup Let's Meet Tony, the new chief engineer The crap Freda won in the raffle Wendell takes his birthday nudes News scan: includes Mr. Blackwell's worst dressed list for 2003, they're not Friends of mine, Lionel Ritchie's kid Phone scan Let's Meet Tony continues ======================================================= Thurs, Jan 15, 2004: Stop Staring At My Neck Best-of: Don't joke about anthrax, Donna & Michelle Show (jumbo maxi-pads) Live: The weather panic begins Who sucks more--Steve Martin vs. Robin Williams News scan, includes latest DUIs, Puffy vs. Ben Affleck, Clooney, Lewinski's restaurant Screening of "It's Wonderful Being a Girl" Phone scan Ann & Joyce, authors of "How to Predict the Penis" The most powerful Buck in sports

======================================================= Fri, Jan 16, 2004:She Still Smells Like Old Socks Best-of: Phone ho theater, Don's earthdog brother Jim Live: Michael Jackson, Jennifer Aniston on tv Comedian David Cross in-studio News scan, Billy Crystal LBJ (Bush) Phone Scan ======================================================= Mon Jan 19, 2004: Best-of The entire show was reruns for the Martin Luther King Jr holiday Rob Grippy, man who lives in his car, has a new song Don's earthdog brother Jim vs. The Parents Why the station sucks Mike's phone gets disconnected Hello? McFly! Don loves a list The trouble with "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" We *own* dogs ======================================================= Tues, Jan 20, 2004: The Never Forget Tour Best-of: Listener gives out D&M's hotline number, Live: Reality program recaps Don's special K is out of whack Teasing a summer vacation with Rob in Deutschland, the "Never Forget Tour" Gloating over the Eagles' loss to the Panthers Shocker: Mike spent the weekend in Atlantic City Don's dog Rudy is outside in the ice storm Nude talent show controversy News scan: includes Pope hates the Mel Gibson movie, NBC's retiring shows Phoner for The Lingerie Bowl (www.lingeriebowl.com) Phone scan ======================================================= Wed, Jan 21, 2004: Incest--BFD Best-of: Dolphin sex, Mr. Chew's Famous Fortune Cookie, Pesky Critters Live: Bob Levey's latest goodbye column Nude talent show is out--win a trip to the Super Bowl! You just need

to be sleeping with your sibling The incest contest is on--it's off--it's on again--no, wait---Stacy's Mom parody News scan: includes Uri Geller, Churchill's parrot, psychiatrists are worthless, Meet the Fockers, Howard Dean's screech, Wacky story file: guy who wants Vermont to secede from the union Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs, Jan 22, 2004: Blind in the Third Eye Best-of: Newspaper of the week (Cal Ripken), dinner with Frank Aherns, giving back to your hometown Live: Howard Dean's scream Incest stories Selection of a blind guy to win the Super Bowl tickets News scan Phone scan Mystery Science D&M Theater: "The Truth about Marijuana starring Sonny Bono" ======================================================= Fri, Jan 23, 2004: Captain Kangaroo Will (not?) Be Missed Best-of: Mike risks his life to save his family during the storm; drunken sales party Live: Captain Kangaroo is dead Freda's job, sex pills Meet the blind guy who won the Super Bowl tix Propping up the corpse that is The Phonebooth Olympics Phone scan News scan LBJ (Simon from American Idol) ======================================================= Mon, Jan 26, 2004: Jingle Jangle Jingle Best-of: Don loves Batman, Interview with Rush Limbo (Mike) Live: Bart's flight back to Clemson is cancelled, college hijinks Freda takes the sex-pills--nothing Weather panic The russian singer at dinner News scan Teasing the new jingles Phone scan Wacky Story File: Carolina fans from Philly The second Highway Love Connection marriage couple Incest stories

======================================================= Tues Jan 27, 2004: Just Sing, Sing a "The Don & Mike Show!" Best-of: Phoner with Adam West, Mike falls into a hot tub Live: A big horsefly on the Infinity dungpile parks in Don's space The new jingles Rob buys a new tv Earthdog brother Jim Wacky story file (Super Bowl prediction) News scan Phone scan Dialing for Transvestites (Mike and Buzz as Jim Nance) ======================================================= Wed Jan 28, 2004: Stay Tuned for Mike's Famous Cheesestick Recipe Best-of: Freda's bad-DJ tape and debacle Live: Mike's plea to remove the snow off motor vehicles Incest story winner is chosen Don's frozen Slim-Fast News scan: includes Jerry Lewis's rehab for Prednisone Mystery Don & Mike Theater 3000 (Syphallis documentary) Phone scan Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and American Idol tryouts Two for the Road phoner with Wilson Footballs (as Nipple & Anus, even though they don't use the names) The three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men ======================================================= Thurs Jan 29, 2004: We're Glad You're Leaving, Too Best-of: Tabloid story about MJ and interview (Mike) Live: Don has his wood floors refinished Incest winner is a phony, wins anyway News scan Phone scan Phoner with rassler Mick Foley Best-of continues: A fustercluck of stuff: Interview with the new temporary GM, Alan Leinwand, Don's broken Volvo sign, Jehovah's Witnesses at the door, subletting an apartment in New York Larry Michael's Battlebots

Babies having babies Talking Black and White ======================================================= Fri Jan 30, 2004: Super Bowl Blahs Best-of: Don's big-ass new driveway, Pet Psychic, Cousin Brucie's a fag, Bad Billy Warner tapes Live at the "Big Game"*: Complaining about hotel accommodations Don's suck-ass rental car Live interview with John Riggins Who is Jesse James? Complaining about hotel accommodations with Alan Leinwand Live interview with Super Bowl Wayne Who is Jesse James? continues Probably the last phoner with the most powerful woman in sports An embarassing live interview with Jesse James Live interview with Jim Gray Jew to Jew: live interview with the guy who made the glowin-the-dark tickets A Super Bowl tradition: Uncle Cartoon ======================================================= Mon Feb 2, 2004: It's Raining Yellow Best-of: Celeb "benefit" for 9/11; H to the Izzo song Live: Super Bowl recap: Janet Jackson's teet Houston sucks Don meets Matthew Perry Phoner with Larry Michael about the Streaker Mike's c-f of a return to DC Joe's drunken call to Cameron News scan: includes Katherine Hepburn was a lesbo, Drew Barrymore on a date Phone scan ======================================================= Tues, Feb 3, 2004: der Schei, I Say to You. der Schei ! Best-of: Top 10 things the Second Mrs. O'Meara hates about Mike Live: Dr. Phibes defends his blown Super Bowl pick Don tries to destroy the musical Sopranos advertisement News Scan Anus in the Morning's double standard, aka "Bullshit" Phone scan and more delay problems Phoner with some kraut, why is David Hasselhoff popular in Germany?

Michael Hunt P.A. Game ======================================================= Wed Feb 4, 2004: On Suspension The entire show is reruns while the boys are on suspension. Goofing on the Golden Globe telecast Name Game with a she-male Dennis Muprhy sky dives Phone scan Evel and Robby Knievel Freda's problems with The Show Two for the Road (MJ's Last Supper) Tards on the phone ======================================================= Thurs Feb 5, 2004: On Suspension The entire show is reruns while the boys are on suspension. Booking guests with Rudy Martzke The Second Poker Party recap Fight with a caller Smelly farts, women's farts Match Game '99 Paranoia after a fight with Ken Phoner with Russell Johnson from Gilligan's Island Lay King (Mike) interviews Hitler (John Stewart) for NPR The meaning of "phat," phone scan ======================================================= Fri Feb 6, 2004 thru Mon Feb 16, 2004: On Suspension The entire show is reruns while the boys are on suspension. ======================================================= Tues Feb 17, 2004: Stimpy Sez: That's B.S.! Best-of: Bad celebrity liners, Don's car dings and dents, douchebag caller Live: A bullshit apology Don's trip to see Bart, Daytona 500 Earthdog brother Jim's Big Fat Jerry Springer Life Dees Skeeze: farewell from KIIS-FM Phone Scan ======================================================= Wed, Feb 18, 2004: Crap Your Pants ?! Best-of: Big Gum Jim gives Christine scalp massages Live: All about last night's tv shows Freda says don't eat a lot of bran and then go running News scan Phone scan Phoner with a mystery guest (Dennis Weaver) Shocker: Don is a democrat again Can You Get to 10? (Dennis Weaver, Cynthia Nixon, Jim

Nance, 50 Cent, Mario Lopez) ======================================================= Thurs Feb 19, 2004: The Wreck of the Old ' 97 Best-of: Time spent on the throne; Elvis impersonators who are big in Europe Live: What's going on--give us the rules!!! Mike sings "O Canada" to pay off a bet News scan Phoner with a Jewish Elvis Phone scan ======================================================= Fri Feb 20, 2004: Number Something or Other Live: The whole show is deemed arguably offensive, and the reruns are offensive, so it's an all music show. D&M (and Buzz) take turns talking up records, with "Hot Rod Lincoln" being one of the better ones. ======================================================= Mon Feb 23, 2004: S--- in the City Best-of: Earthdog brother Jim likes to speed, tv theme songs Live: Meetings hash out the new rules News scan, includes Janet and Justin stuff, S--- in the City recap, I'm Jack Cassidy, and I'm Bi-coastal Phone scan The Big Lie ======================================================= Tues Feb 24, 2004: Jesus Can Use My Bathroom Best-of: Problems with Mike's paperboy; Larry Michael humps his girl-boxing PPV; call to the Fabio hotline ( Charlie Stuangstabalac) Live: The joy of having Freda at work Don's disappointed by Big Fat Fiancee Constructive criticism for the Infinity lawyers' office Who Wants to Be a Millionaire recap Phoner with Bush (Mike) The Last Temptation of Gibson Phone scan While Oxbig & Litoris are on suspension: Harry Hitler and Jeff Dahmer (Toilet Artist) ======================================================= Wed Feb 25, 2004: The Passion of The Don & The Mike

Best-of: Star Wars dweebs wait in line, article on Mike the tv-icon boy, problems in the studio Live: American Idol recap Mike gives up hooch for lent Joe on the street interviews pedestrians about the Mel Gibson movie Craig Wilson Don hates that Twenty-Four will be on hiatus for a month. Ha! Ha! How can Dawn dishwashing liquid clean 10,000 dishes? Yes, you can flush a dead hamster News scan Guys What Do You Know About Girls game Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs Feb 26, 2004: They Steal Eggs Under the Light of the Moon Best-of: More Star Wars b.s.; a call to Dick Van Patten; Wacky story file (Barbie doll electric chair) Live: Calling out Clear Channel and Elliot Segal, morning DJ. Urge listeners to tape the Elliot show and send tapes with complaints to the FCC as obscene. The Dawn dishwashing liquid controversy continues Earthdog brother Jim is getting married again; shotgun manufacturers rejoice Phone scan News scan Phoner with a girl who makes celebrity swag baskets ======================================================= Fri Feb 27, 2004: Eat One Best-of: Mike's trip to Vegas see a prize fight Live: Witch-hunt update Why are guys so proud of vasectomies? Proposed NFL changes D&M want more time off, gifts Celebrity swag gift packs in lieu of appearance fees Who could play Pete Rose in a movie? Phone scan LBJ (Morgan Freeman) ======================================================= Mon Mar 1, 2004: Ho Hum Reruns: are repeats from last week--The Big Lie and a phoner with Bush (Mike). F' you and your families too. Live: More crap from the witch hunt

More on Frank Herzog's firing Billy Crystal suckfest (aka the Oscars) Phoner with a mystery guest (Dr. Fad) News scan Billy Crystal derision continues ======================================================= Tues Mar 2, 2004: Ryan Seacrest is Doo-Doo Live: Marge Schott dies Producer Broyhill has to start reading the newspaper Clear Channel hypocrite of the day Measuring Don's bald spot Phone scan Joe Ardinger's Tea-Time Movie: dangers of marijuana Where Are You Listening game ======================================================= Wed Mar 3, 2004: Supersize This Live: More on Marge Schott John Stewart's apology for dropping the F bomb American Idol recap Joe Walking (Super Tuesday) Teasing the new episode of The Sopranos Charlie Stuangstabalac Interview (wrassler Big Show) Phoner with someone, who runs a Fat Guy/Girl dating service (http://overweightdate.com) ======================================================= Thurs Mar 4, 2004: Oh, Poor Us Live: American Idol recap The alien invasion of Mike's house Phoner with rassler Mick Foley Sopranos hotline News scan Phone scan Triumphant return of the 1-800 Medical Information Line game ======================================================= Fri Mar 5, 2004: Good Luck, Chuck Live: Broyhill resigns as executive producer. D&M announce a "nationwide search" for a new producer. Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul en route. Last night on tv More on congressmembers and the FCC News scan Phone scan Phoner with Roger Love, vocal coach to the stars

LBJ (Tony Soprano, James Gandolfini) ======================================================= Mon Mar 8, 2004: Don's Chili-Stew Tastes Coppery Don is the 10-year old boy to Freda's mommy Sopranos recap Phoner with Cara Sutton (?), a girl who'll make a suborbital flight on a MiG-25 News scan Phone scan Busting Mike's balls about the Look-Around Cafe It's All Relative ======================================================= Tues Mar 9, 2004: Mike's Look Around Irish Pub Don asks how come Bart is not smarter? More ball-busting about the Look Around Cafe Phoner with Kara, who survives her MiG flight The Joe Show: the colorization of Refer Madness News scan Phone scan ======================================================= Wed Mar 10, 2004: Supersize This Live: More on Marge Schott John Stewart's apology for dropping the F bomb American Idol recap Joe Walking (Super Tuesday) Teasing the new episode of The Sopranos Charlie Stuangstabalac Interview (wrassler Big Show) Phoner with someone, who runs a Fat Guy/Girl dating service (http://overweightdate.com) ======================================================= Thurs Mar 11, 2004: It's a Truncated Show, Dave Don's pick for American Idol is right Collette doesn't like her replacement radio News scan Reruns while the boys fly to Vegas: Don's finances Questions about Yom Kippur, Shabbas Goys Another episode of the soap opera, George McFly ======================================================= Fri Mar 12, 2004: OVER MODULATED The boys are live from the Mandalay Bay Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas Mike from the "Mike and the Maddog" show talks A BIT TOO LOUD The two faces of festive Mike O'Meara Don blows off Chuck, boxing judge/Goodfella A questionaire for some nimrods

News scan LBJ (Wayne Newton) ======================================================= Mon Mar 15, 2004: Tickle Me, Timmy Las Vegas recap: Gawking at Dennis Miller Poaching a table at dinner Tim on the beach tickles Don's feet Robb, Don and Charlie Stuangstabalac goof-call The Wedding Show Time out for more Clear Channel hypocracy Back to Vegas--Wheresh the Wine Angelsh? Angry Mike keeps punching Don's arm Hitler & Dahmer (Cheesemakers)* News and Phone scan --------------* Busted! The guy on the phone knows D&M ======================================================= Tues Mar 16, 2004: Where Mike O'Meara Knows Your Name Freda's "Shoe Room" Newspaper articles on Mike's Look Around Cafe Tom Gavin's Lay-King-like phone messages to Hadji Great cartoon theme songs News scan Phoner with some psychic News scan continues Phone scan ======================================================= Wed Mar 17, 2004: Mike is a Visionary What Would Alan Do? when Don and Dan Snyder are sitting in adjoining booths at The Palm restaurant Mike is being very Hank-like American Idol recap Robb's daughter Julia fills the NCAA brackets, picks Duke to win it all. Duke sucks. Call to a pub in Ireland for St. Paddy's News scan The Buzz Show (Paul Krasner, "Magic Mushrooms and Other Highs") Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs Mar 18, 2004: Mike's Hot Potato Recap of the opening of Mike's Look Around Cafe; Joe gets screwed, gives Mike a potato Phoner with Dr. Dennis Harris, who sells selling a hangover remedy News scan

Phone scan Dude Walker cuts rejoiners New game: Make that Noise? ======================================================= Fri Mar 19, 2004: Will Anybody Care? The crapiness that is One Life to Live Mangling the Fuck out of Alex Rocco, Harry Guardinia, and that woman who can get 8 tennis balls in her mouth News scan More on FCC wackiness Phone scan The Joe Show (barbituates and LSD, including the protesting hot dog) LBJ (Ray Romano) ======================================================= Mon Mar 22, 2004: Best-of+ Memories of Helen Keller of Pittsburgh and Buzz turns down a ride Mother's day check-in on Olivette Spellman Globs of greasy crud in Lake Monona Don loses a contact under his eyelid Stupid things the guys did as children Asthma boy calls in Portable phone destruction Mike Rockhead gets taped to a tree Hatemonger's corner: Kathleen Turner fights arthritis Jimmy the intern is rude to listeners ======================================================= Tues Mar 23, 2004: Best-of+ What my Father doesn't know won't hurt him Casey Kasem snuggles tape Mike, then Don takes the bastard test Freda takes the bitch test Phoner with Dori and Lori Schappell, conjoined twins Phoner with Ozzy Osbourne from Ozzfest Mike's vacation in Myrtle Beach, SC ======================================================= Wed Mar 24, 2004: Best-of+ Dick Van Patten in studio Don offers $500 for the original Green Bay Packer backer tractor Donkey Basketball Seller of the original Green Bay Packer backer tractor calls in Mary wins $1000 guessing Sigourney Weaver's secret celebrity laugh "Do you know the Don and Mike show?" personality quiz Mike, Don, Buzz, Robb, Broyhill, Freda refuses to play

Shawn and Marlon Wayans in studio ======================================================= Thurs Mar 25, 2004: Best-of+ Larry King's pending nuptials to Shawn Southwick Don has his head shaved to pay off a bet Bald Don phoner with Leah Remini Don's bald weekend Tom Gavin voice challenge Phoner with John Madden and Rudy Martzke Bob Mosier Phone booth Olympics Bart gets his driver's license Phoner with Rick Stanley, author of 1989 People magazine Hamburger James story Taping a spot for US Medical Weight Loss Center ======================================================= Fri Mar 26, 2004: Best-of+ Mike reviews the Great American Steak and Buffet Search for the perfect 6 Jimmy the intern UK Mensa interviews Kathleen Turner's voice on The Rosie O'Donnell show and Late Night with Conan O'Brien Mike judges Don, Buzz, and Robb's feet Phone scan LBJ (Jack Kent Cooke) ISO Barbra Streisand's wedding site Paul Revere of Paul Revere and the Raiders calls in ======================================================= Mon Mar 29, 2004: Best-of+ Dori and Lori Schappell, conjoined twins, in studio Fun with Japanese featuring Naoko of the Tokyo Hilton Where are you? Winner John calls from the trunk of his parent's car Jim Sorce reports on altercation with Sam and Fran Decoding Ken Stevens' mumbling George McFly considers leaving Denver for LA William Shatner's hot tub Troubled disk jockey George McFly on the phone Charlie Stuangstabilac wants to enter the Oscar Meyer talent search ======================================================= Tues Mar 30, 2004: Best-of+ Don wins the wedding-vow-renewal game of chicken with Freda The state of prostitution in Pahrump, NV Mike hated the premiere of "Who wants to be a Millionaire" Dog owners vs. dog caretakers Dick Van Dyke Jerry Van Dyke calls in Remote from CBS media event

Robb and Don arm wrestle lady DJ from Atlanta On Tom Snyder's set Phone scan Robb Spewack - Redskins field announcer ======================================================= Wed Mar 31, 2004: Best-of+ Phone scan - Don has difficulty with the word, "please" Charlie Stuangstabilac interview - Cathy The Marble Lady Don loves B-rock & The Bizz's My Baby Daddy Jonathan Harris, Dr. Zachary Smith from "Lost in Space" in studio The Robb Spewack phony interview - Swoosie Kurtz Son of Maj. Bill Smith, Terry Smith on the phone Jeffrey Tambor calls to celebrate Hank Kingsley's birthday Labor Day check-in on Olivette Spellman Highway Love Connection Phone scan - Mixing breakfast cereals - Arch Deluxe detectives ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 1, 2004: Best-of+ Remote from CBS Premiere Radio Party Playing with "The Price is Right" props On the set of "Politically Incorrect" Bob Barker Sunspots affect the network feed... and the callers Best scream wins Phone scan Caller warns of rabid fox... then shows up demanding an apology from Jimmy the intern The complete Harper's index Phoner with Mr. Clean Phoner with Werner Klemperer Garth Brooks stalker caller Pumpkin Picasso Maury Povich & Maureen O'Boyle "A Current Affair" promos ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 2, 2004: Best-of+ The Robb Spewack phony interview - Park Overall Jimmy the intern reports from Rob Grippi's house (Volkswagen Jetta) LBJ (Patrick Bateman) Do ugly people know they are ugly? Recounting fake radio suspensions and the end of WAVA Ratings party restaurant controversy Telephone jam session Phoner with Julio Iglesias ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 5, 2004: I'm a Celebrity--Get Me Out of Here

A cold opening to the show as Don just can't make it on time Don's Caribbean cruise - Meltdown about how long it took to get off - How freakin' ridiculous it was to even board - The Fat and the Dead - The DA's who missed the boat - Drunk Freda tapes DA passengers Some lame-ass phoner with a tv expert Mike's vacation - waiting to die on the golf coursse - opening day at Camden Yards Buzz's vacation in Dallas--gets chomped by a dog Mike buys a Showtime rotisserie oven. Declares that if he still has it by next Thanksgiving, he'll cook a turkey in it for The Show Phone scan ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 6, 2004: My Dogs Smell Like Peanut Butter Another cold opening because of technical problems Someone swipes Don's cassette recorder Joe Ardinger house sat at Don's, screwed up his tv set Earthdog brother Jim calls in News scan Reading a transcript of Lay King (Mike) interviewing Sharon Osborne (Don) Phone scan Spotlight on affiliates both good and bad Bruce Fine sends in a hip hop about the AnalSox Doni's Naked Cruelty ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 7, 2004: They Ate Lead Paint Chips American idol recap Don lost the womens' NCAA basketball bet, has to wear a dress and sing outside the station Don's stolen cassette recorder is returned Some jackass reports Don to the police for unsafe driving News scan Phone scan Charlie Stuangstabalac interview - ice cream for Elvis Impersonators ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 8, 2004: It's Very Late--Good night (Ass)! Freda wants botox; what goes on with Don's bathroom American Idol, The Swan recaps The dark underbelly of radio: the patchwork programming on WJFK News and Phone scan

Make Us Laugh ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 9, 2004: Larry--You're Fired A potpourri of Don's rants: The power walker, Larry the producer candidate, and the stick bitch Reality show recaps News scan Phoner with Ashley Revell, the guy who's going to literally bet everything he owns on one roulette spin Phone scan LBJ (Simon Cowell from American Idol) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 12, 2004: Cahhhh-LICK Don's weekend watching football, shopping for dolphin vibrators Phoner with the brit who bet everything on one roulette pass News and Phone Scan Another bad phoner with a psychic Guess the Whoopie ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 13, 2004: "Thank You Mr. Marconi" is My Ringtone Whining about Bush's upcoming press conference that's bumping American Idol New affiliate: Dallas, Texas--Midnight to 3am. Mancow's Tips for DJ's Telephone ringtones News and Phone scan More whining about Bush's press conference Phoner with the maker of the Spice Mice Bush (Mike) defends his press conference ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 14, 2004: Everybody Get Outta Here! There's a Lobster Loose! Bush press conference recap Earthdog brother Jim's wedding preparations Joe goes to a train station to be eccentric Don has the hiccups, small fight with Mike Carping about WJFK morale, the Ice Cream Social Is Joe Eccentric continues Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 15, 2004: Absinthe Show III: Karaoke Queens To protest not being invited to the company's Ice Cream Social, Don, Mike and Buzz all procede to get drunk on absinthe cocktails

D&M announce they won't be going to New York for the HBO fight, will send Joe instead American Idol recap Phoner with Vic Tiffany, veep of some hotel/casino in Atlantic City The mood grows dark as D&M sing, take calls, talk to coworkers ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 16, 2004: Lost in New York Mike hung over American Idol recap Carping about the weather faggots Joe Ardinger in NY interviews Burt Sugar Freda, brother Jim discuss Jim's weekend marriage in Vegas News scan Tokin' Joe Ardinger interviews Evader Holyfield (Wendell) Phone Scan LBJ (Jim Nance) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 19, 2004: Reckon It'll Be the Missionary Position Don's Nightmare at 30,000 Feet return from Vegas Earthdog brother Jim's new celeb look-alike: Michael Madsen Freda audio-tapes Jim and Marnie's weddin' Phoner with Jim and Marnie An apology to Freda for his meltdown at 4:30am Mike's week with his daughters while the most recent-Ex is on a church mission News and Phone scan ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 20, 2004: Analyze This Teasing the new Arnold tapes Bart's college phone gets cut off for nonpayment Teasing the World Stunt Awards, which will be attended by Dennis Murphy The annual Red Sox bet: loser gives Tom Gavin a full body massage Phoner with a guy who interprets dreams(Dreamschool.org) News and Phone scan Arnold Schwartzenegger's Total Body Workout tape ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 21, 2004: The Show's on Code Orange The daily American Idol ANALysis Freda will be going to a strip club with a friend who was an ex-stripper Don parades around the house in his underpants for the bathroom remodellers News and a train wreck of a phone scan

Phoner with the guy who's sellling wax dummies of countrywestern stars on eBay D&M dial for celebrities The oft-delayed, much teased My Mother is a Whore game ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 22, 2004: Well------Some "hellos" to the bigwigs of Mattress Discounters Freda is turning into a turbo health nut Today's American Idol yap yap yap crap A truly awful Joe Gibbs/Redskins tribute song Affiliate roulette (KTHO, Lake Tahoe-no; WGEE, Superior NH-no; WKNE, Keene NH--no) The many loves of Robert the Angry Mailman Teasing Another insipid article on that dumbass Lay King News and phone scan ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 23, 2004: But My Costumes are Real UPS and talking about other radio shows Freda talks about her night out at the strip club News Scan Phoner with Jay Maynard, who made a Tron costume Phone Scan LBJ (Tom Brokaw) ======================================================= Mon Ajdury 26, 2004: Making a List and Checking It Twice Mike teaches Catherine how to ride a bicycle Don's bachelor/no showering weekend with Thalia Thumb and her four sisters Archie Manning, NFL dad D&M begin registering callers for the Unwelcome List Followup on Jay Maynard: Tron costumer, internet phenomenon Sopranos recap Don't Call Me Chief game Doni's record bag: Songs from The Beverly Hillbillies Scott Shannon's new radio show News and phone scan ======================================================= Tues Ajdury 27, 2004: The Relays in My Brain are All Banged Up The iceberg in bed next to Don The three-word mantra for Bart this summer: get a job Scott Shannon dj tapes - the transformation of KIQQ The dark, stinky underbelly of radio: bad personal appearances Phone scan Tea-Time movies: Alcohol is Dynamite ======================================================= Wed Ajdury 28, 2004: Golf Machine!

Mike asked for a change of venue for the ratings party, but won't be attending Freda wants a ticket to go to the White House Correspondents dinner Phoner with Clay Aiken (Mike) Phone and news scan Phoner with some guy who lost a lot of weight Bark Off for Cash ======================================================= Thurs Ajdury 29, 2004: Embracing the Hatred Ratings party recap: after 3 beers, find a chair near Madonna How not to get started to radio American Idol yap yap yap crap News and phone scan New game: What My Children Don't Know that I Know ======================================================= Fri Ajdury 30, 2004: A Touch of Clitiphobia Advertiser Spotlight Freda can't get dinner tix, opts to go roller skating instead Paul Dean's annual recap (truncated) All about sakata bugs A happy call to earthdog brother Jim, newlywed LBJ (John Peter Stevens) ======================================================= Mon May 3, 2004: A cigar--Effen--Don's mother in law Freda is married to a man who drinks alone and won't do stuff with her Soprano's recap Mike emcee's a celeb auction at Bushwood Mike gets sick from eggs Everything you ever wanted to know about hog-doggin* Phoner with Dr. James Capers The triumphant return of Jay Maynard, internet phenom Phone scan The celeb Freda most resembles ======================================================= Tues May 4, 2004: Buzz is Dead Show Buzz has the stomach flu Jay Maynard and Tron costume, on Jimmy Kimmel Jet pack! The CW McCall / Mannheim Steamroller connection El Jefe wants Don to mentor him News scan Phoner with Kirk from Buffalo, amateur daredevil New game: Outrun Your Phone The D&M Evening News with Joe Ardinger

======================================================= Wed May 5, 2004: It's Ninja de Mayo Today's American Idol recap / Mike stifles a yawn Negro de Mayo with Mista 40 and Grady Smoke Bart gets a summer job Phoner with the world's cheapest family Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs May 6, 2004: Hey, Baby Bush's apology recap Friends recap Don's home makeover The triumphant return of Jay Maynard, Tron costumer News and phone scan Buzz makes the Mother's Day sex call for you ======================================================= Fri May 7, 2004: Don has Frank Murphy's Brain in his Basement The protest during the Rumsfeld testimony The cicada panic Friends finale recap News scan Phoner with a woman who has John Wayne Gacy's brain in her basement Phone scan LBJ (Bush) ======================================================= Mon May 10, 2004: Ma-Mo's Day Freda says the perfect house to move to is next door to Robb Bart doesn't do anything for Ma-mo's day Don sweats possible credit card fraud when he orders flowers Sopranos recap Don asks for his birth-parents to call him--will buy them a car D&M ask for calls from people who didn't call their ma-mo yesterday Survivor recap Teasing Lay King's new book Mike's mama-san at the Japanese steak house News scan Phoner with some huge Big Al Yankovic fan who thinks Big Al needs a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Phone scan / Disney Radio ======================================================= Tues May 11, 2004: Why I Hate Larry King

Awful Lay King's audio book, "Why I Love Baseball" The awful Jerry Van Dyke in the awful Dick Van Dyke reunion disaster The awful American Idol cell-phone The awful scariness of eHarmony.com The awful Michael Hughes is still trying to get Rupert from Survivor Since people's sides are still hurting from the "Don't Call Me Chief" game, it's the awful "Don't Call Me Larry" game. ======================================================= Wed May 12, 2004: Doni's Amphibian Bus Meeting with another Infinity exec 24/American Idol recap Free booze from Effin--Don wants a free Porche now Politics Phoner with EB's neighbor, who'll be meeting Ryan Seacrest News scan Charlie Stuangstabalac interviews Hank Sweeney about the high cost of ice cream Don takes an interest in a copy of Playgirl Phoner with that neck who's still selling his country music wax museum on eBay Freda's looking at a car that doesn't have to have its oil changed before 20,000 miles Old Coca-Cola jingles ======================================================= Thurs May 13, 2004: The Seasons of a DJs Life What it would be like to fight Robbay American Idol recap Phoner with Big Al, your radio pal--Alan Goodman Two for the Road (Watermelon Picasso) News and phone scan Armpit Monologues ======================================================= Fri May 14, 2004: Way Out There Teasing Joe-Mo's Nascar edition Marty Bass at the Preakness Would You Rather...? News and phone scan* Way Out There (Chocolatier) LBJ (Kelsey Grammer) ======================================================= Mon May 17, 2004: Jelly Bra Dressed in cabana casual Freda still wants a new car The alzheimers' patient at GNC Jelly Bra! Mike, Mr. Fabulous, and kids at the parade

Phone scan So much for synergy Phoner with Chuck, who makes celebrity cookies (www.likeums.com) Monster f'ing star Dennis P. Murphy is in LA Will "Troy" be a smash? Slow Joe Mo's from the Nascar ======================================================= Tues May 18, 2004: Scent of an Impersonationist A prayer bench in front of Collette's desk The sand is running out on Ryan Seacrest--his show is cancelled. EB's neighbor Amy is going anyway Mike's b.o. Major F'ing star Dennis P. Murphy in-studio Troy: Smash or Trash? Sacramento is a smaller Baltimore Beth Ann, new producer, begins June 1 Jo Mo's at the Nascar in Richmond Frank Caliendo from MadTV in-studio Phone scan ======================================================= Wed May 19, 2004: Emperor Penguins, Perhaps Bad jokes -- can sick kids be far behind? Office Space News scan Phoner with Jingles the Clown, about a clown shortage They Just Won't Listen ======================================================= Thurs May 20, 2004: Like Cadbury Easter Eggs Don cries over American Idol, won't admit it Angry Kings fans Don has some cicada sushi Goofy kid names They Just Won't Listen continues Phoner with the guy who touts the benefits of singing showtunes ======================================================= Fri May 21, 2004: Watch Out for that Tree! Gladys Kravitz calls in Robb's wife Carrie backs his brand new car into a tree Don eats more cicadas The Hideaway--Joe, Jefe and Jay Dubs interview the purveyor of the $1,000 omelet D&M agree to swap offices with Julie Phone scan LBJ (Shrek, Fat Bastard, Dr. Evil, James Garner and Bill Clinton) =======================================================

Mon May 24, 2004: Proud to Be an O'Mearacan Sopranos recap Bored with putting on a show for the friends Freda's midlife crisis Jeff Hedges wants Ron & Fez's office The mouse invasion of Don's house Sopranos predictions Phoner with cicada cookbook author and UM entymologist Dr. Giggles News scan Phoner with Bush (Mike) Phone scan ======================================================= Tues May 25, 2004: Liars and the Lies They Lie About The Swan recap The smelly underbelly of radio, office swaps Don decides to downsize his social circle News scan Abortive phoner with a guy who makes jewelry out of cicadas Phone scan Bad DJ tapes from people who want jobs with JFK ======================================================= Wed May 26, 2004: Don't Lie Out Loud Buzz's wife Marcia breaks her wrist falling off a ladder. Still searching for the bloody glove. Doni bets Mike $100 that Diana wins American Idol More on the Ron & Fez Replacement DJ controversy Jacob, Buzz's absinthe hookup, in-studio with more hooch 24 recap Harry Potter Hotline ======================================================= Thurs May 27, 2004: Go, Kirby! Go! American Idol recap Drunk Joe Ardinger tapes from the cicada panic of 1987 Harry Potter Hotline News scan Phoner with a woman who gave birth to kid #15 Phone scan The three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men ======================================================= Fri May 28, 2004: Duh Duh Duh Friday DJ weekend sendoff What are the rules for Beer Pong? Doni says you can't use electronic toll cards across state lines--wrong again World's Oldest Phone Screener turns 40; gets a magic show

Phone scan LBJ (James Garner again) ======================================================= Mon May 31, 2004: Reruns Why the necks hate Jeff Gordon Bidding for parking spots at church A blurb on D&M in the Sacramento Bug Don's dentist appointment Jerry Lewis article Aaron Spelling calls Garry Shandling A Winchester 94 with Elvis's face on it Jingle Boy New Love Boat-grade celebrities ======================================================= Tues June 1, 2004: Running with Scissors BAM, Beth Ann McBride, begins producing Mike pulls baby teeth Don's weekend with the in-laws Cufflinks gets canned News scan Phoner with the Int'l Clown Museum about "the original" Bozo More on Joe Ardinger's cicada tapes ======================================================= Wed June 2, 2004: No, Mr. Spewak--I Expect You to Die! Everybody get out your Winky-Dink magic pads and draw a cart machine, and push Button #1 D&M decide to switch offices with Jeff Hedges instead of Julie Bart knows everything and irritates Don who really knows everything Robb gets his back shaved Mike teases his visit to the heart doctor tomorrow A rare call from Fay Webber More on Joe Ardinger and the cicada tapes What do your light bulbs sound like at home? ======================================================= Thurs June 3, 2004: What's the Worst That Could Happen? -Death Robb's moley, pimply, senior-citizen-like shaved back Saint Judy saves Mike's life at the MRI lab Mike discovers he's allergic to iodine Brozo, the mexican news clown, retires Phoner with Houdini nerds, who are revealing/bitching about revealing his secrets Crazy DJ Don Cox stories More on Joe and the cicada tapes =======================================================

Fri June 4, 2004: Whore! The Care and Feeding of Mike O'Meara OJ's newest interview Phoner with Johnny Sauter from the NASCAR Dumb radio promotions; Alan Leinwand and Sumner Redstone (Mike) Everybody get your plugs in Harry Morgan in-studio (Mike) More on Joe and the cicada tapes ======================================================= Mon June 7, 2004: Crazy in the Head, Crazy in the Bed Mike forgot it's Freda's birthday And where's my godmother's day gift? Mike's new hat What's wrong with women Phoner with Ryan Seacrest's hair stylist Phone scan Hotline to Heaven (Reagan) ======================================================= Tues June 8, 2004: And Some Jap Plays Don's dog Max gets a haircut Don's weekend with Buzz and Marcia Phoner with Julie, Beth Ann's only friend News scan Phoner with Matt Rogers, contestant #11 from American Idol Phone scan Phoner with a guy who worked with OJ Simpson on a tv show "Juiced" ======================================================= Wed June 9, 2004: Getting It from The Man Tim's Rivershore Restaurant in Potomac, MA is open for business Lay Byrd says there's not enough white guys in the NBA Lost in Translation: Joe Mo's at the Reagan funeral Phoner with Alan, Stuart and Tim from Southern Discomfort Phoner with Les Moonves, President of CBS News scan More on Joe Mo's at the Reagan funeral ======================================================= Thurs June 10, 2004: Reaganfest Continues Reagan funeral comments Bad DJ tapes, including "America's Liberal" News scan Phoner with Preston Mercer of another damn stupid reality show, "For Love or Money" Phone scan Phoner with the pimp who's selling the whorehouse in Vegas =======================================================

Fri June 11, 2004: The Laughs Stop Now Robb's wife Carrie and Freda are at the beach together Phone scan Polish jokes Fat intervention: former 800lb man tries to talk down another 800lb man. Matching minibikes still on order. News scan Phone scan with some Survivor douchebag LBJ (Wayne Newton) ======================================================= Mon June 14, 2004: The Necktie Factor Robb lettered in Theater in high school. Furor ensues. Local Emmy award winners The Suckfest Wives Shaq's hip-hop war Phoner with Penn of Penn & Teller New game: I'm a Dick Dennis Murphy in Hollywood tapes ======================================================= Tues June 15, 2004: Cause He's Got a Great Ass! Charity auction recap Who has the best ass on the show? Don's cat furball won't use the litterbox--craps everywhere, pees off the deck Phoner with Rachel from "For Love or Money" Carping on Channel 7's News Anchors News scan Phoner with funnyman Patton Oswalt Phone scan ======================================================= Wed June 16, 2004: They're the Modern Day Charlie & Harrigan More on Dennis Murphy in Hollywood Kid Rock is the modern day John Davidson Radio's Mike O'Meara will be at Golfdom at Tyson's Corner on Friday. All scary listeners are invited to come out and ask for a hug. Phone scan Another bad phoner with another dumbass psychic The all new, big money, star-studded Match Game 2004 ======================================================= Thurs June 17, 2004: The Big Ho-Hum Mike is not cheap--he's thoughtless Mike's birthday won't be celebrated until after vacation Phoner with a reality show casting director who's pimping

for contestants News and phone scan The Big Lie ======================================================= Fri June 18, 2004: Don't Hurry Back Mike gets a chicken caesar salad for his birthday Don & Freda's latest big blow-out fight Mike's appearance at Golfdom The aborted phoner with Orny Adams News and phone scan LBJ (Tony Soprano--again) ======================================================= Mon June 21, 2004: Reruns Ratings party recap, argument with the waitress Why can't you broadcast from an airplane in-flight? It's All Relative Freda can't cook Weekend recaps, Mike gets his chainsaw stuck in a tree News scan Article about Rudy Martzke TV gameshow theme challenge Hotline to Heaven (Frank Sinatra) Phone scan ======================================================= Tues June 22, 2004: Reruns The following parts are from a repeat of their broadcast from Hollywood, including: -Waking up Rip Taylor at noon -A visit to All American Burger -Defacing stars on the Walk of Fmee -Interviews with Doris Roberts, Suuzanne Somers, Cybill Shepherd, Mark Harmon Make Us Laugh Phoner with the author of the book "My Life with Barbra" Streisand The three words that bring fear to the hearts of mortal men ======================================================= Wed June 23, 2004: Reruns Unfunnymon Al Franken in-studio Buddy Scott's air checks A call from Betty from Burlington, now married Nobody gets to see Mike's new house Matt Lauer interviews Lay King The Name Game Someone is selling full-scale replicas of the Lost In Space Robot Meet Rob Grippy, man who lives in his car

Highway Love Connection ======================================================= Thurs June 24, 2004: Reruns The first break from 1989 when they were on WAVA, includes: -Frank Murphy plays Trivial Pursuiit at the O'Mearas' -The Bob Hope/Lucille Ball speciall -Mad Libs Don buys the new Def Leopard album Phoner with Max Baer Jr (Charlie Stuangstabalac) A call to Don's earthdog brother Jim Phoner with Valerie Harper, pushing some menopause drug The awkward ratings party with Breta recap Don loves Batman Horrible liners from the Detroit affiliate ======================================================= Fri June 25, 2004: Reruns Rendezvous with Lisa Remedy at Sacramento Metro Airport American cars vs. foreign pieces of s--Don's earthdog brother Jim and the soap opera that is their parents Phoner with Vincent Price's daughter Mike's home phone is cut off for non-payment Another old break from the WAVA era--Alan Goodman's last day, includes: -tributes to Al -Low Budget Jeopardy Robb knows his candy ======================================================= Mon June 28, 2004: Reruns Phoner with GMA weatherfaggot Tony Perkins Phone scan The in-laws are buying tombstones, plots Dr. Evil loses Mr. Bigglesworth (heavily edited) Vanilla Ice sighting at a restaurant in Ocean City Another phone scan DJ to DJ advice Phoner with John Madden and Rudy Martzke Kathy Lee guest hosts on Letterman ======================================================= Tues June 29, 2004: Reruns Don and Freda's wedding anniversary Don meets Ken at the supermarket Buzz burns his eyes Phone scan Has-been Celebs who charge to glad-hand radio station people Bill Daly in-studio Cheesy tv special about Jesus

Mike Rockhead gets a lesson in call screening Don goes to the Star Wars #1 Premier ======================================================= Wed June 30, 2004: Reruns Dennis goes to Daytona for Spring Break The magic of ear candles Dennis at Knoxville for the Sweet 16 Something with Louis the retard Phone scan Regis Philbin article DJ Magazine article on show prep Who Wants to Be a Millionaire recap Lisa Remedy gets set to go on Letterman ======================================================= Thurs July 1, 2004: Reruns Mike's anger over the Capitals' post-season choke Lisa Remedy Letterman appearance followup Cannon Grace can't spell Psychotic DJ George McFly Buying movie tix with Freda Phoner with Don Knotts Phone scan Interview with the cereal website guy ======================================================= Fri July 2, 2004: Reruns Four lips, two asses: a call to Lisa Remedy & Kevin James Mike gets a nasty call when the future ex bounces a check Four lips, two asses part deux: a call to Lisa Remedy & Kevin James Argument with a deuchebag general manager D&M on the set of Queen of Kings The night afterward, and Don angers Mrs. Barry White LBJ (Antonio Banderas) ======================================================= Mon July 5, 2004: Reruns Planning for Dennis Murphy's overnighter at Mike's house Four lips, one ass: a call to Leah Remini Don plays in a charity basketball event Phoner with Brad Garrett (brother Robert on Everybody Loves Raymond) Don's caulk of the walk Phoner with the legendary George McFly Don shops churches Buzz buys a house ======================================================= Tues July 6, 2004: A Wim-Wammy Show All the electronic work for the studio that was supposed to be done during vacation--not done.

Current affiliate list is now 44 The fight over the faulty air conditioning The fight over the wrong popcorn, and Freda's facial tell Don drinks the Fishbowl Margarita for Father's Day Some quality time with Robb's son Trip Bitterness over the Red Sox Don's ferocious dogs create a reign of terror in the OC Mike's vacation with Victor Tiffany at the Borgata The triumphant return to Tampa Bay at WQYK News and phone scan ======================================================= Wed July 7, 2004: Your Grade is C, C--Cutting liners for Tampa Problems with the new computers Should BAM go on The Swan? "Who's the Dick" controversy? An informal review of BAM's work News scan Aborted phoner with some poker player Good old-fashioned rave-out over the computers Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs July 8, 2004: Two Lips, Stan Lee's Ass Fixing the problems with the computer Welcome back, Tampons Shoplifiting scams Fahrenheit 9/11 hotline (Mike as Bush) News scan Geek talk with Marvel Comics's Stan Lee Phone Scan Phoner with Chuck Barris ======================================================= Fri July 9, 2004: The Seasons of a Cunny's Life Thinning the herd of old tapes Freda's mid-life crisis O'Meara's has a gas leak (insert fart drop-in here) News scan Phoner with nudists Phone scan Phoner with losers from The Amazing Race LBJ (Slick Willy) ======================================================= Mon July 12, 2004: Michael Moore is a Douchebag Happy birthday to Elizabeth O'Meara, 7 years old Bart makes a cameo appearance Robbay's big fat greek yard sale Don loves Anchorman Buzz creases Don's skull with an SUV tailgate

Phoner with the guy who made "Michael Moore Hates America" (and Penn Jillette) Phone scan Joe reads selections from Clinton's memoirs ======================================================= Tues July 13, 2004: From WHYY in Philadelphia, It's Fresh Air with D&M Petty rants and Minivans are the official vehicle of the idiot The triumphant return of Bill Godwin, dumbass who thinks he's Jesus Joe reads an excerpt from Slick Willy's book News scan Phoner with Dutch Boyd from the World Series of Poker Joe reads another excerpt from Slick Willy's book Phone scan Charlie Stuangstabalac interviews Big Chuck from The Casino ======================================================= Wed July 14, 2004: It's a Stapler Mike gets a new studio chair Robbay records a new batch of clicking sounds for The Secret Sound contest Don and Buzz's old PD Bob Garcia stories Phone scan Phoner with a C and a D from The Amazing Race Make Beth Ann Laugh Affiliate Roulette ======================================================= Thurs July 15, 2004: All Dogs Do That -- Toss My Salad Joe reads an excerpt from Slick Willy's book Happy birthday to Don's dog Klink, who turns 9, and the development of O'Meara's Licking Sauce Low-energy WWE rassler Dave Batista in-studio Soft-rock porn Way Out There (Cuddle Parties) Shaq is traded to Miami Game: My Dad is a Clown ======================================================= Fri July 16, 2004: Who Are These Creepy People? Creepy people (from Radio Gods Forum) have their annual picnic on JFK's lawn Why Martha Stewart has balls Bart gets a new tattoo Mensa who ran her car into a roadsign while laughing at D&M is in-studio

News and phone scan Phoner with Pat Lalama from Celebrity Justice LBJ (Martha Stewart) The scary new competition on some other broke-Richard radio station ======================================================= Mon July 19, 2004: 99 Bottles of Beer New affiliates in Houston, Austin, Fresno Mike's shirt is too small, liver is too big Checking in with the guy who weighs 800 lbs Gladys Kravitz calls in to encourage Mike's diet Freda's car dies, Don's dog crap in his 'slade Phoner with Steve, who saw Dale Jr burn up A brutal phone scan Listener-created songs ======================================================= Tues July 20, 2004: Tards for Kerry Reviewing old drop-ins The Post's TV reviewer and The Bobbin Rule A GOP representative comes in to give tribute to Don Production guy John is the new NFL fantasy league commish Wendell Hall--man without a phone News scan Phoner with a Sacramentan who lets bald guys eat free Phone scan Phoner with Katie Lent from Extreme Makeover ======================================================= Wed July 21, 2004: We Don't Take Pride in Sucking Don's impending dentist visit Extreme Makeover recap The F911 Slo-Mo's are goofed up Don tries to hide wires on his tv News scan Phoner with someone from The Amazing Race Bush (Mike) talks to a phone ho Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs July 22, 2004: Smell the Glove Don's dentist appointment turns into a prostate exam Bart pees off the deck (in the front yard) Don's upcoming black-tie party with the Models Hitler & Dahmer (pickle festival) Dumb radio station names Phoner with a woman who's a prison consultant Y'Alan FM Phone scan ======================================================= Fri July 23, 2004: You Lose

Freda v. Bart News and phone scan Some guy who got killed by Ken on Jeopardy LBJ (Regis) ======================================================= Mon July 26, 2004: Kerry? No--Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Bart v. Freda continues over the weekend The Modells' party Phoner with Marty Bass, hon Phoner with Tammy Nakamura Phoner with Lisa Joyner from KCBS News scan Mike's festive weekend in Boston ======================================================= Tues July 27, 2004: Answer Me These Questions Three Shout-outs from TV hotties Lisa Joyner and Marty Bass Follow up on the office move; get me Madden 2005 News scan Fantasy Football phoner with some guy Phoner to the DNC (Mike) Phone scan ======================================================= Wed July 28, 2004: More Spots than a Dalmation Dumbass geography What's wrong with Salt Lake City Michael Moron vs. Orilay recap Another edition of Yalan FM (with guest DJ Alan Leinwand) News scan Phoner with a loser from The Apprentice Phone scan Buzz makes the sex call for you (woman to man) ======================================================= Thurs July 29, 2004: A Decade of Indifference Don likes Sacramento, 10 year network anniversaries Tony Kornhole-er blows off The Show Phone scan Phoner with Ryan Seacrest's hair stylist Joe Ardinger brings wings and cheese to Joan and Robbie in Traffic Phoner with some guy who's a prize pig (how to win contests) Can You Get to Ten? (Ben Affleck, George Eads, Dennis Leary, Melissa Manchester, Carlos Santana) ======================================================= Fri July 30, 2004: Welcome to the Club The office move is complete Mike is po'd with radio political commentary CNN's "f-word at the DNC" tape

News scan LBJ (Teresa Heinz Kerry) Phoner with Rich Eisen of NFL Channel Phone scan ======================================================= Mon Aug 2, 2004: What About Midnight Cowboy? Crappy weather in DC; it's sunny in Sacramento One of Freda's friends says Don looks like Dustin Hoffman Mike's weekend at Atlantic City, and Mike's gambling problem More political rants, news scan Phoner with Samantha Pilek from Trading Spouses New Col. Sanders tapes ======================================================= Tues Aug 3, 2004: From Nob Hill to Golden Gate Park Phoner with the argumentative Cyndi Lauper Robbay's professional blurb Cyndi Lauper asks BAM about Mike Someone actually listens to The Show in Frisco Harry Hitler & Jeff Dahmer (83-year-old orange) Phone scan Name that NFL Player (Rian Lindell, kicker for Buffalo) ======================================================= Wed Aug 4, 2004: It's a Spray-On Vitamin, Dave Bart meets Cyndi Lauper at the concert Buzz's stained shirt News scan Guessing the shoe sizes of WJFK women Producer Tyler Ramsey pimps for moms for TRADING SPOUSES Phoner with some guy who runs an all-natural pornography company Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs Aug 5, 2004: I Don' Reckon It'll Happen Agin in Months & Months & Months Bart puts his fist through a wall Doni predicts the Super Bowl: Atlanta beats Indy Don agrees with Dr Laura Greg Edger takes temp-receptionist Corissa to lunch The hottness of James the Intern Phone scan Phoner with Charles Albertson, the Singing (State) Senator (D-NC) also Phoner with ex-intern Joe Rockhead, who will be on the NBC Nightly News Young girls and the scary shit they do ======================================================= Fri Aug 6, 2004: Put Bob Mailman in the NASCAR

Don has now been married for half his life Stump the Joe (D&M Show trivia) Phoner with Raven's OL coach Jim Coletta, interviewed by Buzz News and phone scan LBJ (Bush -- again) ======================================================= Mon Aug 9, 2004: I am an Angrymun Mike Elston wins a Regis & Kelly contest Don & Freda and Buzz & Marsha go out to celebrate Don's wedding anniversary. Can't tell the good stories, will cut the show off an hour early to make up for it. Very strange weekend story about man-boy bonding in the woods... List of words that are banned from Scrabble Phone scan Phoner with Lisa from Trading Spouses ======================================================= Tues Aug 10, 2004: Spreading Joy Don gets his Madden 2005 BAM gets the South Beach Diet book Have you ever sucked the jelly out of a jelly donut and replaced it with chocolate swirl ice cream? Phoner with Jane Shane for some lame-o new reality show News scan ======================================================= Wed Aug 11, 2004: Sir, I'm Nineteen, Sir! Teasing the upcoming Elvis Death Day show Trading Spouses recap A radio message to Don's dogs Phoner with Jill Ann, who wrote a tell-all about Hef and the Playboy grotto Bart's $700 gasoline bill Phone scan R. Lee Ermey, aka Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from FULL METAL JACKET, in-studio Phoner with rocker Huey Lewis ======================================================= Thurs Aug 12, 2004: Cause Huey's Got a Great Ass!!! Robb is happy to be out of the house The triumphant return of Rob Grippy, man who lives in car Phoner with Huey Lewis -- again Phoner with Bill Smith, about the syphillis epidemic in NC Phone scan Phoner with Les Chen, president of CBS Craig Wilson Highway Love Connection =======================================================

Fri Aug 13, 2004: Hurricane Bart Hurricane Charly is headed straight for Mike's house in Florida Little A'hole prepares to return to Clemson Weather faggots need to pay their Norton Anti-Virus bill Highway Love Connection catfight and controversy Phoner with Yolanda from the show "Airline" News and phone scan LBJ (Hurricane Charly Stuangstabalac) ======================================================= Mon Aug 16, 2004: Elvis is Still Dead The semi-annual Elvis tribute show ======================================================= Tues Aug 17, 2004: Little Big Man Robb alphabetizes the crap CD collection The Michael Hughes and Rupert from Survivor saga Little A'hole returns to college Mike's Florida house is okay, but what about his sister's? Joe's Woes: USA Today subscription The Singing Senator sends D&M a personal song Michael Hughes conducts a phoner with Rupert from Survivor's sister-in-law The US hoops team failure rant Phone scan ======================================================= Wed Aug 18, 2004: I'll Do My Cryin' in the Rain Freda parades around the house in her underwear It's a drawn-on beard, Buzz Crementine is back from hospiter Joe Mo's (American Idol) Don hasn't made BAM cry yet News scan Phoner with some woman who won $ on some dumb WB show Phoner with a guy who says Jesus and John Lennon endorse Bush ======================================================= Thurs Aug 19, 2004: When're You Coming Back to New Whorek? Mike gets the full collection of Barefoot Confidential Freda is sad about the plight of chickens Mike has a bobcat in his yard Phoner with some plastic surgeon from (shocker) some dumb reality show News and phone scan The three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men Phoner with some guy who made the "Alcohol without Liquid" machine =======================================================

Fri Aug 20, 2004: Top Dogs Testing their "website" NFL fantasy geek talk Phoner with Singing Senator Phoner with the goofball crashed the Olympics and went swimming Joe Ardinger stars in Quest for Fire More teasing of the website News and phone scan LBJ (John Kerry) ======================================================= Mon Aug 23, 2004: D&M from Uranus Weekend fight with Freda over Don's lifestyle Mike's fabulous BoSox weekend Political BS. Lay King on 60 Minutes BAM interviews Sophie B. Hawkins Phone Ho Theater (Lay King) ======================================================= Tues Aug 24, 2004: Work on Your Wit Mike gets his car inspected Don falls off the treadmill, gets a fat lip Don's bed gets stuck in the door Lay King calls Alan News scan James the Intern interviews Nick somebody from the Apprentice Jew to Jew (rounding down) Phone scan Bush Interview (Mike) ======================================================= Wed Aug 25, 2004: Pound Sand, Ass Tards at the car wash Teasing the website again Phone scan, and Don would give up 4 days of his life if Freda would play Madden 2005 with him at a competitive level News scan Interview with Regis Philbin (Mike) He (or She) Just Won't Listen Eden & Apple from the GOP convention panty raid ======================================================= Thurs Aug 26, 2004: Barefoot in the Stall Mike has a migraine A letter from Hot Feet Clementine Excerpts from Patty Heaton's book Phoner with Bob from The Cowsills Beth walks barefoot through the men's room

Ryan Seacrest's hair stylist is in-studio to cut Doni's hair ======================================================= Fri Aug 27, 2004: Not Truncated Enough BA's torrid affair with a married mormon at the gym Buzz's road rage Phone scan LBJ (Arnold Schwartzenneger) ======================================================= Mon Aug 30, 2004: Ellery Queen and the Case of the Murderous Max Faced with the chance that the BoSox bet could go either way, the Tom Gavin bet gets watered down Don hangs with the new Russian neighbors Dog Max tries to push Freda into the Potomac Phoner with John Runyan, Philadelphia Iggle Robbay and Ryan Seacrest at Coyote Ugly Phoner with the couple from the upcoming gay wedding What Granny Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Her Phone scan ======================================================= Tues Aug 31, 2004: Vending Machine Abuse Phoner with Jeffrey Katzenberg from Dreamworks The triumphant return of Roy's Mom Phoner with Freda, who was almost killed by her dog NFL Draft Order* Phoner with Whack the Iraq (callers play Don & Mike) News and phone scan Phoner with Bush (Mike) ======================================================= Wed Sep 1, 2004: A Flock of Bees Freda and Big Freda are going to It'ly Beth Ann's new jingle The star-crossed romance of BAM and Johnathan the hot intern Don has poison ivy in his mouth Phoner with the Wing King News scan Fantasy NFL geek draft Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs Sep 2, 2004: Please Don't Eat the Mangos Don has poison ivy, but not in his mouth Mother-in-law Roulette -- big Freda prefers Target Mike buys another speed reading course from an infomercial Phoner with CBS weather-faggot Dave Price More on the fantasy league News and phone scan

LBJ (Tom Brokaw) ======================================================= Fri Sep 3, 2004: Reruns + Don went to Bart's back to school night Jack Diamond Sandwich(Red Robin Royal Burger w/ egg on it) Sacramento Dance VD- Valentine Day recap from the boys Mike hits pole in parking lot ======================================================= Mon Sep 6, 2004: Reruns + F'd up Elvis jokes around with his audience Mike and his DJ band trailer gets trapped in a severe storm Argument over how to close a faucet Big Freda gets lost at Tony Bennett concert Discussion of Concert for America Mike's drunken band rehearsal gets busted Tom Gavin's job at FedEx Field Timmy Obibine makes the call Phone Ho Theater ======================================================= Tues Sep 7, 2004: Reruns + Catholic to Catholic with Robert McGee on Harry Potter Freda's dog training video Don's obsession with Toby Keith's "I wanna talk about me" Fat Johnny Constantino on the street Schwarzenegger (Mike) on the special olympics George Michael WABC clips All-Caller Show Phoner with Michael Moore Phone Scan ======================================================= Wed Sep 8, 2004: Reruns + The regifting phenomenon Larry King interviews Rick Dees in R&R magazine Phoner with Leah Remini re: Howard Stern appearance Argument over Mike's 100MPH drive to Union Station Michael Vick's Powerade commercial Jeff Christy (Rush Limbaugh) drops Buzz refuses to buy a laptop The Robb Spewack show: Asa Williams wants to massage the slavery out of Michael Jordan's legs ======================================================= Thurs Sep 9, 2004: Reruns + Don took payola Freda plans a new wing for Don's in-laws Meeting Infinity VP Michael Hughes Celebrity Boxing discussion Holly Morris sex audio

How many Van Pattens can we fit in a room? Don's Super Bowl party ground rules (O'Meara missing) Bob Hope bits Bad poetry music scam Buzz celebrates Black History Month ======================================================= Fri Sep 10, 2004: Reruns+ Radio Consultant Tom Zarecki from Talkers Magazine DA listener Michelle asks for a Playstation 2 system Phoner with Tony Curtis LBJ (Bill Clinton & Bob Dole) Buzz in the hospital wants apple juice Danny and Oswald from The Amazing Race 1 in studio ======================================================= Mon Sep 13, 2004: Reruns+ Mike forgets Robb's birthday Freda emasculates house-handy Don when he visits her office It's all relative - Jen calls her Aunt Cindy Phoner with Kara Sutton who won a trip to the edge of space in a MiG-25 Phone Scan - Rabbi from Baltimore, FCC, Mike's Look Around Cafe Buzz takes Levitra Doni's news bag The return of Dr. Fad - Ken Hakuta (technical difficulties) Joe Ardinger reads Seabiscuit ======================================================= Tues Sep 14, 2004: Reruns+ Joe Ardinger on the art of call screening Listener interviews Maurice Bennett - Toastman Bart Sorce in studio The Big Lie - Jerry killed his niece's bird Mark Cuban on Kobe Bryant rape charge Premiere of Tobacco Road - Gerry Coffey Phoner with Rose Marie ======================================================= Wed Sep 15, 2004: Reruns+ Author Dave Berry in studio Parking woes at WJFK - DA parks in Don's spot Alan Leinwand named General Manager at WJFK Buzz's nutty TV habits - Freda organizes Don's CDs Tom Gavin is fired from his Redskins program selling job Phoner with Denise McLean, mother of AJ of the Backstreet Boys Discussion of phobias Mike's new restaurant ======================================================= Thurs Sep 16, 2004: Reruns+

Violently Insane Wives club (Freda and Carey) Phoner with wrestler Kurt Angle The plaintiff calls Mike "irrelevant" DJ Darcy from KLLY 95.3 Bakersfield, CA calls in Phoner with Troy Aikman Is Don accident prone? Meet Buzz's step mom Phyllis Phoner with Psychic Jill Danhe - "Harry Morgan" makes an appearance ======================================================= Fri Sep 17, 2004: Reruns+ Fight with Tim McWilliams after he responds to Cameron Gray's memo Meet Joe's mom - Sue Ardinger Green Bay Packers burial vault LBJ (Morgan Freeman) The world's dumbest caller - Where is Mike during LBJ? Phoner with Joe Perry of Aerosmith Buzz drinks Absinthe ======================================================= Mon Sep 20, 2004: Welcome Baby Doc Hughes The Alan Leinwand regime is over Phoner with Larry, super-fat guy who is now a svelt 700something lbs Phoner with billionaire Mark Cuban Happy belated birthday to Don Don's vacation without Freda Buzz and BA go to the gay wedding Mike meets Jimmy Smits in a bar Mike wins a great crystal trophy at a golf tournament-breaks it News scan Jerry Lewis telethon recap ======================================================= Tues Sep 21, 2004: Turnaround Tuesday, Everybody Meet Todd Hughes, aka "Michael," aka "Baby Doc" Week 2 fantasy football results: Don and Bart (2-0), Mike, Rob, Buzz and John (1-1), BAM and Joe (0-2) BA's financial squeeze News scan Phoner with Betty Alexander, grandma of one of Brittany Spears's ex husbands Phone scan Phoner with the mayor of a KY town that's been taken over by Rascals "Michael" Hilliard in-studio ======================================================= Wed Sep 22, 2004: Gift Horses' Asses

New theme song "Let's Get Retarded" Ingrates complain about Oprah's car gifts Freda's triumphant return from It'ly Jerry Lewis telethon tapes BA's can't afford her fantasy team Phone scan Buzz Interview (Big Water Utah) Birthday bitches ======================================================= Thurs Sep 23, 2004: #1 in Mexico: The Juan & Mike Show Walmart vs. Target Don looses his weeding ring The view from Don's roof News scan Fantasy football discussion Make Joe Laugh Phoner with the guy who won The Apprentice ======================================================= Fri Sep 24, 2004: Freak Me Friday, F'ers Joe's weekend plans, happy birthday J-La Fake cop calls in Mike is almost ready to concede the Bosox bet LBJ (Bob Barker) Pick the Pros with Rich Eisen Phone scan ======================================================= Mon Sep 27, 2004: Da Crazy White Man Don's weekend with Bart in the ATL The Bosox disappoint Mike again News and phone scan Breaking News ======================================================= Tues Sep 28, 2004: You Want My Autograph? Monday Night Snyder Phoner with Diana Digarmo from American Idol News scan Phoner with Dave Barry Phone scan Phoner with people who want to rebut the mayor of Pass Water, Utah ======================================================= Wed Sep 29, 2004: Toodle-oo, Hughes! Can't make a simple conference call BAM pulls a major boner--accidently sends Todd Hughes a scathing email A nice letter from the Holiday Inn where Don and Bart stayed during their trip A call to the Houston affiliate

Phone and news scan Nancy O'Dell Phoner with The Furniture Guys Bush rehearses for the debate ======================================================= Thurs Sep 30, 2004: Those Steps Don't Lead to the Gallows, They Lead to the Stars! Kathy C's CD Mike officially concedes the Bosox bet--"full body" massage officially redefined as "just the back." It's the 2-year anniversary of Don's being hit by a coot in a car Moving shelves full of books Fantasy Football update: Bart and Don 3-0; Mike 2-1; John and Buzz and BA and Robb are 1-2; Joe 0-3 Phoner with John Norman's dad-o Phoner with a guy from a gambling website who thinks he knows the finalists on The Apprentice Phoner with Todd Hughes regarding BA's email Phoner with some singing psychic Phone scan John Kerry rehearses for the debate ======================================================= Fri Oct 1, 2004: That's DS, Robb ! Debate recap News scan LBJ (David Caruso) Pick the Pros Phone scan ======================================================= Mon Oct 4, 2004: It's Like Don Threw a Party in his Mouth and Everybody Came Celeb tie-in records (Beverly Hillbillies, Munsters) Don loves cinnamon Crest Don has too much family for the weekend Haggling over the Bosox bet -- Dennis might have to sub for Tom Mike's worn-out weekend with his mom-o More political d.s. and news scan Phoner with Matt, Producer of FEAR FACTOR Phone scan ======================================================= Tues Oct 5, 2004: Fairbanks Alaska--Mazel Tov! The Jackie Mason radio show Don's wacky neighborhood Nobody knows when Tom Gavin gets out of rehab Screwball listener gives D&M purple hearts as gifts Phoner with some dumbass who thinks the debates were

backmasked * Phoner with some c--- who dated John Kerry Phone scan Phoner with Joe Gibbs (Mike) ======================================================= Wed Oct 6, 2004: Hey Robb--How's Cary? Tom Gavin is out of action for 4-6 weeks. Mike has to pick a replacement. Tammy's water breaks Cutting through the undecided vote--Kerry carries the total-dumbass vote Joe Show (US Marijuana Party endorses Kerry) Dennis and Robert Mailman pitch their cases for a massage News scan Joe's Movie Haus (Sudden Birth) ======================================================= Thurs Oct 7, 2004: Six Days to Ditka It's Buzz's birthday News a-hole's berate people about getting flu shots Michelle finally pops the kid Someone at the station wants Bart to cut spots for college textbooks Phoner with Bob Shieffer from Face the Nation Phone scan Nancy O'Dell LBJ (Bush) ======================================================= Fri Oct 8, 2004: The Missing Link Visit www.joeardinger.com Don's charity emcee gig goes badly Phoner with Mike Melville, first pilot of Spaceship 1 Double phoner -- some loser from The Apprentice and some guy who's selling a piece of The Hindenburg Nancy O'Dell Pick the Pros (Both: Dallas, Carolina, Seattle; Don: Baltimore, Mike: Washington, Don: GB, Mike, 2004: Tenn) Phone scan ======================================================= Mon Oct 11, 2004: Rub It--There Happy Thanksgiving/Columbus Day Don wants to throw the Show's support behind the Bosox Don wins a fight with Freda, skipped the Redskins game because parking sucked Phoner with Shirley Jones Phone and news scan Mike gives Dennis and Robert Mailman their massages Don's dog Klink hates Fez The show is cancelled in Salt Lake City

======================================================= Tues Oct 12, 2004: Don Won't Read Her Paycheck Stub Happy anniversary, Robb Can't get Freda on the phone at work KALL Salt Lake City cans The Show because of the political content Fantasy football standings: Bart 5-0, Don 4-1, Mike and John 3-2, Robb and BAM 2-3, Buzz 1-4, Joe 0-5 Phoner with some guy who was on Extreme Makeover Home Edition Phoner with Wanda Sykes Nancy O'Dell News scan How About That (100-year-old bread) Phone scan ======================================================= Wed Oct 13, 2004: Day of the Ditka Big Don O'Brien gets canned Don tries to see if his dogs will react to his voice on the radio Phone scan Phoner with Mick Foley Nancy O'Dell News scan Where Are You Listening? Phoner with Mike Ditka ======================================================= Thurs Oct 14, 2004: What Say You? Crowing about Bill O'Reilly Mike is depressed about the Red Sox There's an internet usage spike during The Show More election recaps According to Jim Phone scan Nancy O'Dell LBJ (Martha Stewart) ======================================================= Fri Oct 15, 2004: The Prime of Miss BA McBride Beth-Ann's star-crossed office romance Travis is the one who is spiking internet usage during The Show "I Support Don & Mike" bumper stickers have Imus in the Morning at the bottom of it Phoner with Houstan Texans GM Charly Casserly Phoner with Jacqueline Stallone News scan Phoner with another loser from The Apprentice

Pick the Pros (D&M GB, D&M NE, Don: Houston, Mike: Tenn) Phone scan Nancy O'Dell ------------------Imus in the Morning ======================================================= Mon Oct 18, 2004: The Seasons of Mike's Life John Norman and the violent world of Sam Huff Crisis time: Don has to break out the *lucky* Packers sweatshirt Don's weekend with "Demi and Ashton" The many moods of Mike O'Meara watching the Red Sox in only his skivvies and a BoSox hat Phoner with crazy Mark Cuban Nancy O'Dell Phone scan Phoner with Joe Gibbs (Mike) ======================================================= Tues Oct 19, 2004: Wigged Out Phoner with Lisa Joyner Elated about the BoSox Freda buys a wig Phoner with two guys from John Kerry's college band Phone and news scan Phoner with Michael Horowitz, a nut from Frisco with tons of things he wants to do Teasing tomorrow's Joe-Mo's Beth Ann attends the wrong meeting ======================================================= Wed Oct 20, 2004: Unless You're Steve Allen, You're Stealing My Bit! Great ratings in DC The Red Sox and the feeling in Mike's gut Joe Mo's Cutting liners with Dude Walker Nancy O'Dell from Abscess Hollywood Phoner with Lisa Joyner about her Late Late Show hosting gig Phone scan ======================================================= Thurs Oct 21, 2004: What Say You, April? The great Red Sox circle-jerk Phone scan Mike vs. Buzz as they guess the Mystery Guest (Leon Redbone) Don's plan to reorganize America News scan LBJ (Bill O'Reilly)

======================================================= Fri Oct 22, 2004: Super Terrific Happy Lucky Friday The Wolf or Mr. Wolf from Pulp Fiction? And what was in the briefcase? Phoner with Jennifer Whisper, the singing psychic Pay per Pack Nancy O'Dell Pick the Pros Phone Scan, starring the new Maneki Neko cat ======================================================= Mon Oct 25, 2004: At the Car Wash Buzz has the back of the Crest toothpaste box memorized A great show in the car wash Don loves Team America Mike's Nascar weekend Phoner with bounty hunter Duane "The Dog" Chapman Ashlee Simpson on SNL recap Phone scan Interview with Bush (Mike) ======================================================= Tues Oct 26, 2004: Bang, Zoom--to the Moon, Freda! More Ashlee Simpson spin Why Buzz is an A--hole Fantasy Football standings: Bart 7-0; Don, BA, John 4-3; Mike and Buzz 3-4; Robb 2-5, Joe 1-6 Hateful Hump Robbay will vote for Kerry Phoner with buycostumes.com, which predicts elections based on halloween masks If the Redskins lose their last home game before the election, the incumbant will loose the election Phoner with Charlie Chaffer (spaceservicesinc.com) offers to rocket Don's ashes into space Nancy O'Dell is late, gets blown off News scan What My Husband Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him ======================================================= Wed Oct 27, 2004: 240 Minutes of Insincerity Salesguy Jonathan wants to know if BA takes the tongueboat to tuna town Robb writes a kiss-ass letter to try to book Rick Moranis Mike discusses his relationship with Carla Phoner with Dr. James Capers 3 Minutes of Insincerity with Bobby ("Monster Mash")

Pickett The queer duality of Shari McBride Nancy O'Dell Rip Torn DUI tape Phone scan A few moments with John Kerry (Mike) ======================================================= Thurs Oct 28, 2004: Rich Eisen is a Pop Tart More on Jonathan and his phantom girlfriend Mike is crazy-happy over the Red Sox Don tries to make Mike cry Phoner with Ravens defenseman Terrell Suggs Freda will be in-studio next week to show off her wig News scan LBJ (Ray Romano) ======================================================= Fri Oct 29, 2004: Super Scary Horrifying Turbo When's the Next Bad Phone Interview Spooktactular Don breaks the satellite dish cable Trick or treating for beer Phoner with two c's who are running an anti-Bush website Trick or treating for beer continues Nancy O'Dell Phoner with a CGRW who got fired on The Apprentice Pick the Pros with Rich Eisen (Both: Baltimore; Don: KC, Mike: Indy; Don: NE, Mike: Pitts, both: Green Bay, Don: Tenn, Mike: Houston) Phone scan, featuring a new Mineki Neko cat alarm ======================================================= Mon Nov 1, 2004: Tards and Their Phones Don's Halloween party with Fox News Channel Don dresses in his Green Bay gear for the Skins/Packers game Bob Barker feebed-out tape News scan Bewigged Freda in-studio for Make Freda Laugh Phoner with Bill Clinton (Mike) BAM will be cancelling Mike's presidential vote Phoner with Jeff Mayfield of Billboard mag, who tracks the popularity of cellphone ring tones Phone scan ======================================================= Tues Nov 2, 2004: Thank you, Cooler KOSY in SLC goes to all Christmas music Fantasy League: Bart 7-1; BAM, Don 5-3; Buzz, John 4-4; Mike 3-5; Robb and Joe 2-6 Phoner with Beach Boy Brian Wilson Joe visits the swing states on the Ardingercruiser

Phoner with Dr. Grimes of UNC who teaches a college class on American Idol Phone scan ======================================================= Wed Nov 3, 2004: Doni's Election Miracle Bush's victory speech commentary The Election Miracle--tards interview celebrities on Trio's "How's Your News" Nancy O'Dell News and phone scan A quick phoner with Bush (Mike) Craig Wilson ======================================================= Thurs Nov 4, 2004: Frank Murphy Slurpee On-air meeting with Infinity suits BAM blows off a night with Freda and Marsha Bush victory press-conference recap Mike burns girlfriend Carla's pug Phoner with Canadian Alan Thicke Phoner with Dallas Maverick Jason Terry News scan Nancy O'Dell Phone scan LBJ (Larry Hagman) ======================================================= Fri Nov 5, 2004: All Thonged Up and Nowhere to Go Phoner with Charlene Tilton Don's headcold, power outage, Don's cable-guy Yung wants to be on The Show Sales-guy Paul Gorgy is strinkingly handsome Phoner with Judy, some goofball UFO watcher Phoner with another loser from The Apprentice Pick the Pros (Don - Pitts, Mike - Philly; Don - Lambs, Mike - NE; Don, Mike - Lions; Don - Balt, Mike - Cleve, Don - Indy, Mike: Minn) Phone scan ======================================================= Mon Nov 8, 2004: The Wreck of the Old 106.7 Freda has Don's cold now Joe announces his engagement The star-crossed romance of BAM and some DJ in Bakersfield Impromptu phone with Ross Valory of Journey Phoner with CBS's Howard Bronstein regarding a cattle-call to cast an Elvis minisiries Nancy O'Dell News scan Earthdog brother Jim rear-ends a minivan, pushes it into a freight train, wrecks the minivan and the Jag-wire

======================================================= Tues Nov 9, 2004: Tonight There's Gonna Be a Jail Break A plea for flu shots Mike is developing a jingle for his bar Buzz now has the head cold Battle of the leaf-blowers in Don's neighborhood Fantasy league recap: Bart 7-2; BAM 6-3; Don 5-4; Buzz 4-5; Mike, Robb, Joe and John 3-6 Phoner with Richard Childress from The Nascar Phoner with John Kelly, who interprets backwards speech The two most self-absorbed men on television: Lay King interviews Jerry Lewis Nancy O'Dell News and phone scan Interview with Bush (Mike) ======================================================= Wed Nov 10, 2004: Absinthe Show IV Preparing and pouring the booze Mike meets an unpleasant neighbor Phoner with Dr. Charles Goodstein on the psychology of RedSox fans Barenaked lady Steven Page in-studio My cream-filled twinkie Phone scan Phoner with loser Aaron from The Biggest Loser Salesgirl Clementine Tran imbibes ======================================================= Thurs Nov 11, 2004: Kiss My Crease Absinthe show fallout and hangovers Phoner with Joe Pantoliano, Joey Pants from The Sopranos Karaoke with David Modell My little vienna sausage The meanest cities in America LBJ (Tom Brokaw) ======================================================= Fri Nov 12, 2004: Another Listener Lost Don predicts a Not-Guilty verdict for Scott Petersen, Mike guarantees a Guilty The website is officially up Beth Ann has a secret, borderline-stalker admirer Pictures of Jim's train wreck News scan Phoner with Roni, who sells prescription glasses for dogs My little fried dumpling Pick the Pros (D&M - Atl; Don - Cinn, Mike - Wash; D&M: NE; Don - GB, Mike - Minn; Don - Balt, Mike - NYJ)

Phone scan ======================================================= Mon Nov 15, 2004: Joe Was Bbleeding to Death Phoner with a mystery guest(RuPaul) Joe falls down the stairs in front of his house, cuts his lip, stays home from work Phoner with some guy who made the invitations for Starr Jones's wedding Don's sick weekend, and new end-tables now look like Joe's lip A deer tries to kill Mike, and Tom Hanks ruins The Polar Express Phone scan My little sugar plum 800-Medical Information Line Game Buzz's friend John's exposee of The Tonight Show ======================================================= Tues Nov 16, 2004: Old Wooden Head Don's teeth hurt from eating wood Joe's bloody lip recap The UFO lady's $100 Texas sheet cake arrives Fantasy Football standings: Bart 7-3; John, BA, Don 6-4; Buzz 5-5; Mike 4-6; Robb & Joe 3-7 The saga of earthdog brother Jim's train wreck continues Phoner with the Jones Soda Company who make turkey dinner sodas My little mound of buttered mashed-potatoes News and phone scan Phoner with Phil Keegan, host of "The Amazing Race" ======================================================= Wed Nov 17, 2004: Please--Focus on the Show! Don's feels better, retracts all promises to God Problems with Mike's telephone service Jew2Jew (Christmacha) Don's Thanksgiving guest list is small this year Phoner with a college prof and student regarding a Reality TV Show college course Arnold Schwartzenegger on Lay King My little chocolate-covered cherry cordial News scan It's All Relative ======================================================= Thurs Nov 18, 2004: The Renaissance of the Don & Mike Show Phone scan

Phoner with Jordan Zevon, rocker Warren's Zevon's son Isn't That Something? (Eugene Suki, who has way too many pennies) My little hot-buttered roll Parker-house roll News scan LBJ (Hugh Grant) ======================================================= Fri Nov 19, 2004: Mmmmmm, Pork Chops--*drool* Clementine Tran has an enlarged spleen Story time* Freda wants Don to take Robb's kids to the Spongebob movie Phoner with Rip Taylor, humping his appearance on Will and Grace Phoner with two more losers from The Apprentice News scan Pick the Pros Phone scan *Joe fell down the stairs, and hurt his punkin-sized swollen melon shaped pus-spewing head on top of his hard pimply injury; he has a severe retardation problem ======================================================= Mon Nov 22, 2004: There is No Discount on Hilarity You can't go in the stands! Don and Freda fight over trash bags Don has a mixed experience at the Spongebob movie Mike and Carla are insulted by CGRW's at the bar Memo: CBS employees get 20% off company merchandise Phoner with CBS Morning weatherfag Dave Price, about The Amazing Race Phoner with Angela, Jeff and Bob Barker (Mike) about winning on The Price Is Right My little wedge of punkin cheese-cake News and Phone scan Robbay Dials for Transvestites ======================================================= Tues Nov 23, 2004: I can Kick Any Grandma's Ass The honeymoon with Todd Hughes is over Mail from Iraq Don's Thanksgiving prep; Mike gets a stress-test for high blood pressure Phoner with the woman who made the Virgin Mary grilledcheese sandwich Fantasy Football recap: BA, John and Bart, 7-4; Don and Buzz 6-5; Mike and Robb 4-7; Joe 3-8 Phone and news scan Phoner with Mark Rypien Stump the Stupe

Phone with James Brown of Fox NFL ======================================================= Wed Nov 24, 2004: Good Bye, Turkeys (my attorney will be in touch) Freda's voice is gone Don's Christmas miracle -- Big Freda is moving in Joe's holiday shopping song LBJ (Dan Rather) My little marshmellow-topped candied yam News scan Pick the Pros (both: NE; Don: SD, Mike: KC; Don: Jax, Mike: Minn; both: GB) Phone scan Bart in-studio ======================================================= Thurs Nov 25, 2004: Turkey for You and Turkey for Me The show is in reruns for Thanksgiving All Thanksgiving music, all the time Phoner with Dave Modell Meet the winners of the Dinner on the Mayflower contest Tom's prayers must fall on deaf ears An upbeat musical transition out of horrible drop-ins Phone scan 1-800-Medical Information Line game ======================================================= Fri Nov 26, 2004: Reruns The Show is in reruns for the Thanksgiving holiday Don's Thanksgiving 2003 Phoner with some nut who thinks the Vatican has a time machine Don hates the woman who speedwalks in his neighborhood Interview with Larry for the producer's job LBJ (James Gandolfini) The Aunt Lola story What My Kids Don't Know I Know Won't Hurt -- somebody Phoner with Jay Maynard, Tron costumer ======================================================= Mon Nov 29, 2004: Mean Old Bitches Technical difficulties Don's Thanksgiving: Freda buys a demonic painting Mike's Thanksgiving: watches Mommy Dearest J Dubs gets another tattoo Phoner with Mean Old Bitch Phyllis Diller News and phone scan ======================================================= Tues Nov 30, 2004: What About the Ham & Eggs Network? Don declares that he will be on the roof, putting up Xmas lights

Ken Jennings loses on Jeopardy recap Fantasy Football: BA and Bart 8-4; John, Don and Buzz 7-5; Robb and Mike 4-8; Joe 3-9 Another Grade A phoner with a future reality show loser, this time Gooner from The Real Gilligan's Island Fox NFL's James Brown News scan Billy Bush The three words that breed fear into the heart of mortal men (and deejays) Phone scan ======================================================= Wed Dec 1, 2004: She Made a Deal with the Devil and Her Plane is Going Down More on Ken Jennings loss Phoner with Robert Hansell, president of Nat'l Academic Quiz Tournaments My favorite cocktail weenie News scan Another Grade A phoner with another carnie psychic, Amirah Hall, who talks to people whose opinions can't be verified Charlygrams ======================================================= Thurs Dec 2, 2004: Roll Her in Flour Don sears his mouth on a london broil Mystery Guest (Heidi Klum) Phoner with Nancy Zerg, giant killer Leah Remini's unflattering clothes Billy Bush LBJ (Clay Aiken) ======================================================= Fri Dec 3, 2004: Locked Out Driving Miss Cecily Phoner with Patton Oswalt Another phoner with another Apprentice loser News scan Pick the Pros Phone scan ======================================================= Mon Dec 6, 2004: Has Beens Don is on tv with Marty Bass Mike and daughters at the Manassas Xmas Parade You people who are talking to Don at the supermarket--stop it! Mike's mail-bag New football bet between Don and J Dubs--loser of the GB/Detroit game gets a shoulder tattoo

Phoner with Bill Shatner Buzz Makes the Holiday, Gay Sex Call for You ======================================================= Tues Dec 7, 2004: The Alan Leinwand Project Freda in-studio for a little tiff Fantasy Football recap (Bart: 9-4, Don, Beth Ann, John and Buzz: 8-5, Robb and Mike: 4-9, Joe: 3-10) Hanukkah stuff with Michael Hoffman Fox NFL's James Brown Bitching about the FCC Billy Bush News scan Phoner with rocker Alan Parsons Phone Scan ======================================================= Wed Dec 8, 2004: A Stroke of Insane Genius Laughing about insane genius Dick Clark's stroke Insane genius Beth Ann's cousin is an ass Mike's long-awaited jingle mispronounces his name Phoner with insane genius Frank Sinatra Jr, who makes insane genius Alan Parsons look like insane genius Nora Hayden Phoner with the singing gynecologist Insane genius Billy Bush from Abcess Hollowood News scan Insane genius Bob Mailman in-studio ======================================================= Thurs Dec 9, 2004: An Arizona Cardinals Show Translating Boss-speak Freda buys a few pre-Christmas gifts Having Bart home for the holidays Happy birthday to Dick Van Patten Clay Aiken's Christmas special A very NFC phone scan, quizzing Buzz on sports league divisions Phoner with Jacksonville Jagwire actor/director/film critic Peter Bogdonavich News scan LBJ (Santa Claus) ======================================================= Fri Dec 10, 2004: A Very Crappy Christmas Special A Christmas card from Julio Iglesias and a surprise phoner with Dick Van Patten Teasing the station Christmas Party, Buzz's parking space is swiped again A carnival ride on The Mood Swing with Freda Your Crappiest Christmas game

Phoner with Lisa Somethingthaler who wants the Constitution ammended to make Arnold eligible for the presidency Billy Bush Pick the Pros Phone scan ======================================================= Mon Dec 13, 2004: You Will Not Ruin my God Damn Day of Joy! Don vs. the Hydra, aka the Boss's Wife Don destroys the garage door Don's super-terrific happy lucky Bart Starr jersey wins the Packers game--ya Phoner with Ryan, a guy who's got Letterman tattoos Recap of a George Lopez-Disney shock-jock show Billy Bush J Dubs gets his Green Bay Packers tattoo for losing yet another bet Make J Dubs Laugh ======================================================= Tues Dec 14, 2004: The Secret Word is What-not Teasing Doni's Christmas record bag Don's weekend-long Christmas party round-robin Fantasy Football recap - Final win-loss (combined divisioons): Don, John, BA and Bart 9-5; Buzz: 8-6; Mike: 5-9, Joe: 4-10, Joe: 3-11 - Playoff matchups: Don vs. John, Mike vs. BA Phoner with Lisa Joyner Fox NFL's James Brown I don't know what you're talking about; Robb's hair grows News scan Phoner with Charlie Albertson, the Singing State Senator Phone scan ======================================================= Wed Dec 15, 2004: Over-Officious Jerks Teasing the Guess the Groaner game F/U with Amy, who yelled D&M's names on the now defunct Ryan Seacrest show Washington loses the Nationals Clementine Tran makes cookies for everyone--except Buzz Robbay's Christmas Around the World Phone scan Billy Bush News scan Phoner with ex-Buffalo Bills head coach Marv Leevy The triumphant return of Craig Wilson An aborted phoner with the parents who are striking against

their kids ======================================================= Thurs Dec 16, 2004: The Song of Solostern Christmas with Sir Sleepsalot and the progressive party Phone scan Howard Stern article Phoner with Fran Capo, world's fastest talker and cutie-pie Billy Bush Teasing the Christmas Miracle LBJ (George Lopez) ======================================================= Fri Dec 17, 2004: TV's Maurice Jones The gift exchange was off-air this year TV's Morris (Maurice) Jones is the in-studio Christmas Miracle Phoner with Danny Hutton and Cory Wells from 3 Dog Night Phoner with The Apprentice loser Jennifer Massey News scan Pick the Pros Charly Stuangstablac and the annual Hamburger James story ======================================================= Mon Dec 20, 2004: Reruns Freda's Christmas wish-list from college Gary Berkowitz stories Phoner with a guy who wrote a book about marrying your mommy (not what you think) Mike buys Hershey the pony Phoner with Dennis Weaver Can You Get to 10 and controversy Mike sings O Canada to pay off a bet ======================================================= Tues Dec 21, 2004: Reruns Freda joins the workforce (truncated due to technical problems) At the lawyers' offices The Harry Hitler and Jeff Dahmer Show (toilet art) Where Are You Listening? Mike announces his purchase of Hank's Look-Around Cafe ======================================================= Wed Dec 22, 2004: Reruns Arnold wins the governorship Caller loves Dave Barry, who had been interviewed in the previous segment, but since this is "best-of" they didn't play it Mike's valet RJ presents Buzz's 50th birthday gifts Phoner with the guy who's selling Elvis master tapes in 2inch snips Yet another Lay King article

Don bumps into Alan and Dan Snyder at lunch Phoner with Bart The Buzz Show (legalizing marijuana) ======================================================= Thurs Dec 23, 2004: Reruns Rassler Mick Foley in-studio Bart gets into college radio, Mike doesn't want to talk about his personal life What would D&M do if they weren't in radio Testing Dennis Murphy's teeth Dennis conducts a phoner with a guy who sells an incredibly fattening dessert Arnold and Satan Buzz Makes the Sexy Call for You while drunk on absinthe Phoner with Jeremy Piven while Buzz is drunk on absinthe Buzz sings karaoke while drunk on absinthe ======================================================= Fri Dec 24, 2004: Reruns Highlights from the first absinthe show Medical Information Line game NFL's John Riggins in-studio (truncated) The Joe Show (Marijua-not) Articles about stations going to all-Christmas music Questions to listeners at the Las Vegas show LBJ (Wayne Newton) John Riggins best-of of today's best-of F/u with Cara Sutton, who flew into space on a Russian MiG ======================================================= Mon Dec 27, 2004: Reruns A repeat of the May 12, 2003 show from Reykjavik, Iceland. Flight out Broyhill's killer farts The Fecal Soup (aka The Brown Lagoon) Don and Robbay, gay caballeros Mike's personal best (party animal) Don and Robbay at the cliff Michelle's heaving bosom Jon, the singing cowboy -Back to crappy Best-of: Phone scan Mike is The Hater ======================================================= Tues Dec 28, 2004: Reruns Bart calls from college Equipment failure rant, teasing the role-reversal show that would never happen Earthdog brother Jim's winter check-in News scan

Phoner with Bruce Fine, the Red Sox Rapper Phoner with affiliate WBBM's owner Doni's Naked Cruelty Phoner with the guy who's selling Country music stars' wax dummies on eBay ======================================================= Wed Dec 29, 2004: Reruns Leah Remini gets married Jew2Jew (shock jocks) Harv Moore hears The Show New Ernie Scarr tapes Don gets a letter from the police about unsafe driving Regis (Mike) calls Donald Trump My Mom is a Whore game Phoner with Clay Aiken (Mike) ======================================================= Thurs Dec 30, 2004: Reruns Mike's restaurant opens, but Joe Ardinger gets turned away from the door Phoner with Dr Dennis Harris (hangover cure) Make that Noise game Dude Walker cuts liners Phoner with the woman who wrote that awful Redskins song Affiliate Roulette Robbay's method of shelling eggs What Your Kids Don't Know game goes bad ======================================================= Fri Dec 31, 2004: Reruns Don puts on a dress and sings in front of the station Phoner with the Brit who bets everything he owns on a single 50/50 bet Don hates the woman who speedwalks in his neighborhood* Interview with Larry for the producer's job* The men Freda could have married Earthdog brother Jim's wedding plans LBJ (Tom Brokaw) Wendall Hall is The Swan The Hager Brothers Show (vatican time machine) ======================================================= Mon Jan 3, 2005: Reruns Recap of weekend in Las Vegas March 04, 2005: DnM stalk Dennis Miller @ The Palm DnM steal a table at the Mandalay Bay beachside restaurant Tim the tractor salesman tickles Don's feet Rob and Don call The Wedding Show Mike beats up Don @ the Sugar Shane Mosley fight Phonescan Phone psychic Elizabeth Joyce

Guess the Whoopie Phoner with Ashley Revell - bet it all and won Easter with the Sorces and the Burbanks ========================================================= Tues Jan 4, 2005: Reruns Dallas time slot and bad shared DJ bits More bad DJ bits and updates on Dallas Retarded WWE wrestler Top 10 ringtones Phoner with creator of Spice Mice Keychains George Bush (Mike) on the Spice Mice Dennis Murphy is instructed to go to LA for Spike TV's Stuntman contest DnM make the 2004 Red Sox bet Arnold Schwarzenegger's workout tapes Journey's Ross Valory calls in Jew to Jew with humor consultant Malcolm Kushner Joe's movie house ("Alcohol is dynamite") ========================================================= Wed Jan 5, 2005: Reruns James P. Sorce on the way to Las Vegas to get married Joe Ardinger with lobster, monocle, and British accent at Union Station WJFK morale boosting ice cream social More Joe Ardinger acting British Don and his bathroom repairs Newscan: Jermaine Jackson on muslims in America Rabbi from Baltimore leaves a message for Alan Leinwand Maniac shotguns a blimp Bark-off for cash Two tons of fun interviews Jay Jacobs, inventor of pet fat Buzz threatens Robb ========================================================= Thurs Jan 6, 2005: Reruns Absinthe and ice cream social show Phoner with Victor Tiffany VP, Food & Beverage, Borgata Casino Ice cream social analysis Doni sings the hits (on Absinthe) WJFK staffers Madonna & Michelle review ice cream social Doni spills the beans on Ron & Fez's rumored move Jay Maynard (Tron guy) Jimmy Kimmel post-interview Buzz makes the sexy Mother's day call Dr. Helen Morrisson has John Wayne Gacy's brain ========================================================= Fri Jan 7, 2005: Reruns Freda goes to a strip club

LBJ (George W. Bush) Way Out There interviews Brian Kurth of VocationVacations.com They Just Won't Listen game Robb's wife Cary backs into a tree Don eats cicadas with Freda on the phone Don and Mike want to move offices Mike and Buzz negotiate the office swap ========================================================= Mon Jan 10, 2005: Beverly Hills Graveyard 90210 Randy Moss shoots the moon in Green Bay Doni's Christmas round-robin caravan of homes Don's friend buys his wife a cemetary plot and tells her she can move in any time she'd like Don walks out of Meet the Fockers Bart uses a hidden camera to tape Don undressing Mike takes his kids to Crippleland Billy Bush Phone scan Phoner with Kenny Casanova, the world's only stand-up, wrestling psychic Elvis-impersonator, mama, who likes food ========================================================= Tues Jan 11, 2005: D&M Must Be 101 and 102 Robb's hair is measured, Mike is angry about the lack of growth Mike ups the ante--Robb will now grow his beard as well Kathie C article Fox NFL's James Brown Billy Bush The very angry Gallagher Isn't That Something (oldest mayor) Phone scan ========================================================= Wed Jan 12, 2005: Hi Superjock--What Are You Wearing? WHFS changes formats, Don calls them to interview the new dj (Mike) Don plays Madden online with strangers Phone scan Was Abe Lincoln a pole-smoker? Billy Bush Phoner with the Star Wars uber-nerd who is already lined up to see the next piece of crap Julia Spewak picks the NFL post-season winners: -Division Champs --Pittsburg over New York --Indy over New England --Minn over Philly --Atlanta over St Louis

-Conference Championship --Pittsburg over Indy --Atlanta over Minn -Super Bowl Champions --Atlanta ========================================================= Thurs Jan 13, 2005: A Shot in the Dark Freda's Clemon DJ tapes Someone shot out a window at WFJK The worst local tv commercial ever Phoner with Aaron Ruell from the movie Napoleon Dynamite J Dubs interviews Detroit Lions head coach Steve Mariucci Revelling in the fatness of Leah Remini News scan LBJ (Regis & Gelman) ========================================================= Fri Jan 14, 2005: Gay, but Not Too Gay Don is sick The 2-3 hour will continue to run D&M reruns Beth Ann's best-of performance Morris Jones's DVD of his D&M appearance Phoner with Larry Cooper, hideously fat guy that Don is paying to lose weight How About That (woman who had her baby at McDonalds) J Dubs is bummed about being fired News scan and The Gay Bomb Pick the Pros Phone scan ========================================================= Mon Jan 17, 2005: Reruns Don't Call me Chief game Phoner with Jay Maynard, Tron costume guy All Scott Shannon, all the time The house next to Robb is for sale Bart is a master procrastinator Forgot to Call Mom game Phoner with some guy who wants to get Weird Al Yankovich a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame Phone scan Phoner with Big Al, you're radio pal ========================================================= Tues Jan 18, 2005: Dog-Gone Funny Bill Shatner on the Golden Globes Julia goes 4-0 on her NFL picks Don is sick and a jerk to everyone over the weekend The worthless Tsunami telethon Don slides in ice, bounces his Escalade off of trees Mike loses his shirt in Atlantic City

Fargo Chat (54-deg below) Billy Bush News and phone scan Phoner with Dean Banowitz, Ryan Seacrest's hair ho ========================================================= Wed Jan 19, 2005: What About a Butt-Pirate Museum? Phoner with Donald Trump American Idol recap Don helps a lady cop push a car out of the snow Phoner with Joe Theisman Joe-Mo's (Inauguration) Joe's long email to Don about the show Phone scan Billy Bush The late Tim Sabean invites Don to the Eagles/Falcons game News scan Phoner with Pat Croce, ex-owner of the Philadelphia 76ers Wayne Newton on Lay King's show ========================================================= Thurs Jan 20, 2005: Old and Pathetic Desperately seeking Mary Roach Don's super hearing Carping about the inauguration Joe Mos (Inauguration) News scan LBJ (Bush) ========================================================= Fri Jan 21, 2005: A Credit to Their Race Phoner with mad Mary Roach from American Idol Is the woman celebrating a birthday in the Washington Post a 'tard? Don snores when he's drunk Football-separation anxiety Affiliate Roulette (San Luis Obispo-yes, Charleston-yes, Olean NY-no) They Just Won't Listen game News scan and the nation's dumbest cities Fox NFL's James Brown Phone scan ========================================================= Mon Jan 24, 2005: It Was Always About You, Wasn't It? Carson is still dead DC gets a dusting of snow Don's weekend playing games with Freda How Many Snowballs Can You Get Down Your Pants? Phoner with white trash princess Tanya Harding Billy Bush Phone scan

Hotline to Heaven (Carson) ========================================================= Tues Jan 25, 2005: Then He Put His Oatmeal in My Blank Whining about the Jay Leno tribute Freda's hot, Taboo dream involving Bart Match Game 2005 Phone scan Phoner with the very opinionated Gallagher ========================================================= Wed Jan 26, 2005: I'm in David Letterman's Bung Phoner with Tony Danza Buzz Burbank's Golden Age of Porn (Oui Girls) Phoner with hot lesbo Honey Labrador Phone scan, with Gladys Kravitz* Billy Bush News scan Where Are You Listening? and stories about Don's days as a broke DJ ========================================================= Thurs Jan 27, 2005: Simon is Right, the Show Sucked Spoilers for Million Dollar Baby, good and bad movies Phone scan Phoner with Wade, who sold a cup that Elvis drank water from News scan Billy Bush LBJ (Simon Cowell) ========================================================= Fri Jan 28, 2005: They're Number 2 in Your Playbook Hair length and coloring Freda goes out of town on a business trip Buzz Burbank's Golden Age of Porn (Oui Girls) Phoner with Sheena Easton That's a Great Idea (phoner with some guy who's opening a 90s club) Billy Bush The weekend is here, Joe chugs a can of beer News scan Pick the Pros Phone Scan Beth Ann's impression of Clementine Tran ========================================================= Mon Jan 31, 2005: Love that Peking Duc A joke from NBAer Grant Hill's mom Freda's sick sappho weekend with Robbay's wife Phoner with Don's ex-husband, Dennis Rodman Phone scan Some more chewing on Letterman's anal polyps

Billy Bush Don blows off Robert the angry mailman for Xbox Live News scan Affiliate news: Austin, Fresneck are dog food Buzz makes the sex call for busty Clementine Tran ========================================================= Tues Feb 1, 2005: Yeah--Happy Birthday, BA Happy birthday Beth Ann, 38 Clementine Tran quits WJFK 24 Recap Joe hangs up on everyone who begins a call with "yeah--" Phoner with Dennis Franz Robb's son Trip gets into the Zoloft Billy Bush Decorating their new townhouse deep inside Letterman's colon BA gets her gift from salesguy Paul Gorgi It's All Relative with earthdog brother Jim ========================================================= Wed Feb 2, 2005: With Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti Don dreams of Soon Yi's oatmeal and daisies Buzz Burbank's Golden Age of Porn (Oui Girls) Phoner with Andrew Fisher, man with ad tatooed on forehead Phone scan Fox NFL's James Brown A potential to burn the Rich Eisen bridge as they did with Jim Nance last year George W. Bush dials for Transvestites Phoner with Mark Horowitz, nutball with a list of things he wants to do ========================================================= Thurs Feb 3, 2005: I've Got a Secret The engineer keeps touching me Carping about Bush American Idol recap Phoner with some woman who sold her pregnant belly for ad space Bad jokes (where are the sick kids?) Freda suggests Valentine's Day ideas for Don on the website Phone scan Jew2Jew (credit card collector) Billy Bush LBJ (Michael Jackson) ========================================================= Fri Feb 4, 2005: Bill O'Reilly's Don & Mike Show Elevator music Bill Orilay is back on mid-days on Vichy WJFK Phoner with some fans at the Super Bowl

Make Rich Eisen wait Phoner with Apprentice losers by Joe Ardinger, using his Bri'ish Accent, gets aborted, replaced by Joetry News scan Breaking News game Phone scan ========================================================= Mon Feb 7, 2005: The Super Bowl Ads are Gay And they, for one, welcome their new overlord, and would remind him that as radio broadcasters they would be very useful in identifying people to toil in the Factor Brandmerchandise mines Rich Eisen is pissed about being put on hold on Friday's episode Super Bowl recap Charly Stuangstabalac interview (Darth Tater) News scan Phone Ho Theater, featuring Bill Orilay Phone scan ========================================================= Tues Feb 8, 2005: Puppy Bowl ! ! ! Caller goof-calls The Orilay Factor D&M call acting GM Bill Orilay about overdue raises Phoner with Joy (not Philbin, damn it!) from the band Housewives on Prozac Reminiscing about an old ZZ Top concert Phone scan Lottery Winner Billy Bush Phoner with Jackie Stallone picks the Oscars - Best actor Sam Jackson - Best supporting actor DiCrapio - Best actress Hillary Swank and Annette Benning (tie) - Best picture Aviator - Best director Eastwood and Scorrsese (tie) Hotline to Heaven (Vince Lombardi) ========================================================= Wed Feb 9, 2005: You're Fired, You're an Incompetent Mike orders the Ab-Lounger off TV Teetering on the edge of American Idol burnout Phoner with Jason, who runs a service of party buddies Earthdog brother Jim attends a taping of Jerry Springer The triumphant return of Guess the Whoopie News and phone scan Has-been Hall of Fame Adrian Zmed (Inaugural Inductee) ========================================================= Thurs Feb 10, 2005: Kill Bill Don blows off American Idol and Fat Leah in favor of XBox

Live Leah Remini's weight Joe is miffed about the questions he as to ask on the next Joe Mo's* Phoner with some kid who's worn a Brett Farve jersey every day for over a year Phone scan The Lottery Winner News scan Phoner with Rebecca, 105 year old Pepsi drinker I Love You Father-in-Law game ========================================================= Fri Feb 11, 2005: The Intruder Sounds Erotic Joe locks the Joe-Mo tapes (and his keys) in his car Freda buys a tanning bed off eBay Joe-Mo's for reality show contestants The Sounds Erotic commercial The Lottery Winner News scan LBJ (Morgan Freeman) ========================================================= Mon Feb 14, 2005: The L Word, Indeed Don's crappy Valentine's Day fight with Freda, includes -Freda sends Bart an erotic Valenttine's Day basket -Don buys a BN gift card at Safewaay -Freda can't say why she loves Donn Phoner with Fox Sports's James Brown Phoner with porn star Country as Beth Ann watches one of his scenes The Lottery Winner News scan Phoner with the biggest Star Wars geek in the quadrant Phone scan ========================================================= Tues Feb 15, 2005: Joe Gibbs is a What-Not Don's worst Valentine's Day ever continues Press release for Country's appearance on D&M Phoner with Gallagher (and he *is* funny) Phoner with Dick Van Patten The Lottery Winner News scan Phone scan ========================================================= Wed Feb 16, 2005: Another Day, Another Show The Joe Gibbs show was a technical masterpiece BA pimps a live personal appearance Phoner with some lesbo from Wife Swap Phone scan

The Lottery Winner and news scan Phoner with some guy who has naked karaoke The three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men ========================================================= Thurs Feb 17, 2005: Captain Saveaho Don decides to try acupuncture with Freda tomorrow Teasing the new show The Producers with Beth Ann and R&F's producer Phone scan Phoner with another loser from American Idol and TV's Dave Price Bullies and muggings, which leads into... The Big Lie ========================================================= Fri Feb 18, 2005: Gallagher Wrote "Pet Sounds" Too Don gets poked by Freda's acupuncturist The station van gets towed from in front of BA's house A crusty Gallagher in-studio The Lottery Winner LBJ (Lay King) ========================================================= Mon Feb 21, 2005: Reruns Don discovers Effin vodka and a fight with Freda Mike's not as good an auctioneer as Terry Bradshaw Phoner with the guy who makes celebrity cookies Don says Troy will be a smash The NASCAR Joe-Mo's Interview with Bush Wasting time going out with other couples Phoner with the cecada professor from UM ========================================================= Tues Feb 22, 2005: You Can't Spell Success without Suck Don passes two kidney stones over the weekend An all-new, all-jive 24 Freda's lemon keeps killing its battery Mike goes to the Gallagher show Phoner with some loser (Cub's fan) from Harry Carey's restaurant Calling out WNFL about dropping The Show Someone who sounds like BBW interviews Jack Diamond ========================================================= Wed Feb 23, 2005: I Want to Buy Barney's Bullet Don screws up the date Nothing good comes of walking in the woods Were there any darkies on The Andy Griffith Show? Phoner with some woman who sells abstinence underwear The Lottery Winner

Another call to WNFL News and Phone scan Phoner with Brian from ProfilesinHistory.com ========================================================= Thurs Feb 24, 2005: JAO Hates the Groaners Too Disappointed by the weather faggots again Mike O'Meara Hates the Groaners How to pick your teeth Phoner with yet another loser from American Idol Make Us Laugh The Lottery Winner and news scan Phoner with the tards from How's Your News Unfortunately, Make Us Laugh continues ========================================================= Fri Feb 25, 2005: Dawn of the Frank Murphy Buzz Doesn't Seem to Mind the Groaners Phoner with Scott Wimmer from The Nascar Bringing kids and dogs to work Phoner with John Wilson of the Golden Raspberries awards Phone scan, and Richard *finally* gets the book The Late Frank Murphy puts an employment ad in the trades LBJ (Chris Rock) ========================================================= Mon Feb 28, 2005: Neither Rain, Nor Snow, nor Sleet... Weather faggots blow it again Oscar recap (shocker--the Oscars blow) Article on the WNFL affiliate loss Robert might not arrive at the studio because maybe it'll snow somewhere The Racial-Reverso game Howard G and Robert Mailman get pedicures Phoner with music guy Lou Pearlman ========================================================= Tues Mar 1, 2005: Reruns The boys are in reruns because of a death in Don's family (Rudy the dog) Larry King's book Why I Love Baseball Infinity executive Michael Hughes fails to deliver Rupert from Survivor The "Don't call me Larry" game Frank Caliendo of Mad TV in studio Don and Mike discuss the office move with Alan Investigation of WJFK help wanted ad Bombed Joe Ardinger cellphone interviews Old Faye Weber calls in OJ's TV show Juiced ========================================================= Wed Mar 2, 2005: And Where Are Those Pictures I was

Supposed to See? Don accidently kills his dog Rudy Robert Mailman beats Don at Madden 24 Recap Phoner with a listener who is picketing WNFL in Green Bay News scan Super Reverse-Double Jeopardy Groaners I Want to Break-Up game ========================================================= Thurs Mar 3, 2005: He'll Have to Overcome this Boner Batman's boner Mike's throws a tantrum about the office Banned NFL jersey numbers News scan Fat-Guy Highway Love Connection ========================================================= Fri Mar 4, 2005: Interview with a Dead Man O&A ask for an attack on Don Mike loses garlic shrimp in the office sofa Phoner with the late Frank Murphy Chat Room game Salesman Jonathan and his pipe News scan Joe Ardinger cuts a big-voiced Groaner tape LBJ (Vin Diesel) ========================================================= Mon March 7, 2005: Finally Married to a Double-D The days and nights of Freda, aka Debbie Downer George Carlin sucks, needs to go back on the bottle The starcrossed romance of Tom Gavin and Beth Ann McBride Don't fart in anger Journey's Ross Vallory lost his copy of Dennis Murphy's Christmas album (2 of) The 7 Deadly Sins of Talk Radio News scan The Uh Game ========================================================= Tues March 8, 2005: You Suck -- Go Ahead Both Don and Mike forget Robb's birthday Goofing with the TDD service More on The 7 Deadly Sins of Radio Another call with the TDD service The Wrong is Right Game The problems with station morale Doni's Xbox Live confessions Phoner with a Wichita DJ who wrote a fan letter to D&M Phone scan =========================================================

Wed March 9, 2005: Take It All Off, Take It All Off D&M order in a birthday cake for Robb Mike's sugar high Mystery Guest (Biz Markie) The bet is over, and Mike shaves Robb's hair off How About That (Pez candy collection) Phone scan ========================================================= Thurs March 10, 2005: Laugh Loudly... Collette is today's Guest Big Voice for the groaners Michael Jackson trial recap Phoner with Elvis's optician Hard and Soft game Another Crappy Phoner with some guy who's going to be in a box in Vegas for a week A dry wind from Kansas... ========================================================= Fri March 11, 2005: Playing with the Queen of Hearts Don's is centered from his acupuncture The phones and computer system don't work, engineers want to take meetings Freda and Carrie are on their way to Atlantic City Robb demands that a Castro story be read and News Scan Don's acupuncture is ruined Phoner with Frank Caliendo LBJ (Michael Waltrip) ========================================================= Mon March 14, 2005: A Simple Actor's Trick Phoner with Michael Chiklis Atlantic City recap American Idol News scan Atlantic City recap continues Mike's humiliating weekend whoring for Travis from American Idol Rigden Dees will record your voice mail greeting for you ========================================================= Tues March 15, 2005: But I Guess That's Interesting To Some The Michael Chiklis voice mail fiasco Doug Christie's profile on Real Sports Bob Mailman calls the Sports Junkies Don keeps hanging up on sexy voiced Shannon Timmy, the Nigerian Nightmare, and Joe Ardinger cut wacky liners for a radio station That's None of Your Business game Charly Interview (shortest St. Patrick's Day parade) ========================================================= Wed March 16, 2005: Holy Cheesedick Novelty Songs!

American Idol recap Another Joe Gibbs Show on JFK Joe Ardinger's email about his free music Phoner with a guy who's got a full 1966 Batman and Robin costume set News scan 800 Medical Information Line game Phone scan BAM takes photos of what's wrong with the studio ========================================================= Thurs March 17, 2005: Julia and Ass Father A carpenter offers to make an equipment stand for the studio Testing out the St. Patrick's Day Joe-Moes Robert Mailman is almost banned from the show A call to Duffy's Pub in Ireland The triumphant return of The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Pick the NCAA Pros with Robb's daughter Julia Why We Should Give You a Trip game ========================================================= Fri March 18, 2005: She Meant A Beautiful Mind Baseball hearings recap St. Paddy's Day Joe Mo's An acupuncturist works on Mike's back Interview with Robert Blake (Mike) ========================================================= Mon March 21, 2005: Reruns Don recaps his Celebrity Carribean cruise Mike almost gets into a fight with Garth, Gary, and Fred at the Orioles opener Phoner with Ryan Seacrest's hairstylist, Dean Banowetz Robb lettered in theater arts Satellite interview with Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller Who is the Dick game Dennis Murphy Hollywood interview snippets -Kevin Nealon -Bill Paxton Bart Sorce in studio - a symphony in pink ========================================================= Tues March 22, 2005: Reruns Freda builds a shoe room Article in the Manassas Journal Messenger about Mike's restaurant Tom Gavin wants to come to O'Meara's Johnny Quest and other TV show themes Entertainment Weekly's top 25 funny people Spotlight on eBay 55 wax figures of your favorite country stars

Mike can't make it to the WJFK ratings party Freda wants to go to the White House Correspondents' Dinner Phoner with Kirk Jones, went over Niagra Falls The Outrun Your Phone Game Phoner with American Idol's Matt Rogers ========================================================= Wed March 23, 2005: Reruns WJFK "Redskins Player's Club" for sales staff Is "On-Air with Ryan Seacrest" cancelled or not? The "Stay away from Don and Mike" legend Asking Julie Fullman to trade offices Buzz's wife Marsha falls off the ladder Ron and Fez replacement ad controversy Welcome to the world of CBS jingle Phoner with CBS president Leslie Moonves WJFK goes digital Who is the Dick game winner inquisition Affiliate Roulette - WRIG Wausau, WI - KGAM Palm Springs, CA Buzz makes the sexy call ========================================================= Thurs March 24, 2005: Reruns Don Geronimo - Cicada Eater Don feels fine after eating cicadas 2003's Stupid baby names Fahrenheit 911 hotline w/ George W. Bush and Charlie Stuangstabilac Phoner with Chuck Barris Stack of bad DJ tapes Joe Ardinger cicada tapes - wakes up Buzz News Scan -Naked celebrities -Harry Potter hotline -Gay TV network -Clown porn -Nazi license plates -Walter Cronkite Phoner with Preston Mercer from "For Love or Money" ========================================================= Fri March 25, 2005: Reruns Don and Mike discuss their office move options El Jefe, J Dubbs and Joe Ardinger interview Steven Pipes of the Parker Meridien about the $1K omelette Yet even more Joe Ardinger cicada tapes Phoner with Lex from "Survivor" Don fights with Freda and bees Mike sucks helium out of a balloon Nudist college recruiting

LBJ (Bill Clinton) Stump the Joe (Don and Mike trivia) Sports nut Buzz Burbank interviews Jim colleto - Offensive line coach, Baltimore Ravens ========================================================= Mon March 28, 2005: Reruns Big Sorce family fight Don hangs with Marty Bass at the Baltimore Ravens party Phoner with Tammy Nakamura from "Trading Spouses" Mike's weekend at Fenway Park Phoner with Lisa Joyner of KCBS Los Angeles Mike feels fat What my Granny doesn't know won't hurt her game Robb's weekend recap - Coyote Ugly appearance - Ryan Seacrest Robb's car accident with a deaf motorist James and Irwin's gay wedding ========================================================= Tues March 29, 2005: Reruns KCBS's Lisa Joyner mentions DnM on the air Don and Mike's TV friend curse Marty Bass mentions Don's Baltimore Ravens connection Update on the office move - waiting for cable Don wants Madden 2005 early Reports from 2004 Democratic National Convention (all Mike as GWB) -Dan Rather -Peter Jennings -Tim Russert -Katie Couric -Bill Clinton Spotlight on Wendell Hall - He does not have a phone H. Hitler & J. Dahmer - Phoner with 83 year-old orange owner Margie Clarke - guest starring Regis Philbin (Mike) Mike O'Meara diet tips Mike is late with his car inspection Don falls off the treadmill Larry King tapes call Alan Leinwand Jew to jew phoner with Abracadabra Super Store owner Paul Blum - he rounds down ========================================================= Wed March 30, 2005: Reruns Geography challenge Where is Fresno? Which affiliate city would you not want to live in? Don buys beer in Provo, UT in 1980 All commercial YALAN-FM phoner with Kathy & Donna who have world's smallest cat Phoner with Sam Solovey of "The Apprentice"

Dumbass roundup (Phone scan) -Mark & Brian don't give D&M crediit Bart Sorce backstage with Cyndi Lauper Buzz Burbank's spray-on vitamins The feet of the women of WJFK Jerry Lewis Telethon 2004 Beth Ann can't afford fantasy football ========================================================= Thurs March 31, 2005: Reruns Westwood One's 10 years of mediocrity -Portland, ME WZAN -Sacramento, CA KHTK -Bulington, IA KCPS -Rochester, NY WHTK -Baltimore, MD WJFK-AM and WXYV/WHHFS Joe is sent to buy wine and cheese for WJFK traffic department Tony Kornheiser hurts Beth Ann's feelings My Daddy is a Clown game WJFK gossip Carissa the Temp and James the Intern Phoner with Charlie Albertson, The Singing Senator The three words that strike fear in the hearts of mortal men DJ Tom Leykis gets beat up Doni's book club Patricia Heaton - Motherhood and Hollywood How to Get a Job Like Mine Make Joe Ardinger laugh ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 1, 2005: Reruns Don and Mike will be invited to Erwin Gomez and James Packard's gay wedding Beth Ann's workout buddy Jason Buzz Burbank has road rage Phone Scan -Dumbass Cynthia from Sacramento ddeclines a prize Phoner with Bob Cowsill WJFK's Joan Lada birthday present - 30 pounds of cheese Inquisition of caller claiming to be a cop Regis Philbin's Golden Stool awards LBJ (Teresa Heinz Kerry) Pay per pack game Phoner with Judy Mesoline - Built a UFO watch tower ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 4, 2005: Their Mommas Should-a Had Their Tubes Tied BA and Joe get suspended for letting the F'bomb get through during the reruns 24 Recap

Jack Diamond's bogus new music format The tard on Don's flight to Florida Who ratted out Don for smoking a cigar on the deck of his stateroom? Happy queers Mike's vacation in the emergency room with einen finger ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 5, 2005: TV Guide for the Blind Don't talk about fight club! American Idol and 24 recaps J Dubs and El Jefe are off to Florida for a new show Miss Bobbie will not be coming back to the station Cop show recaps Radio trade article on how to protect yourself from your listeners News scan Oh Yeah (some guy who wants Joe Piscopo to run for NJ governor) Mike's debilitating migraine Tongue-Twister game ========================================================= Wed Ajdury 6, 2005: WJFK - Jack Kennedy FM Fighting about the light level Michael Vick is Ron Mexico, future hall of fame quarterback, herpes sufferer American Idol recap Death predictions (standard) from www.deathclock.com - Don 11/20/2024 - Mike 8/27/2022 - Robb 12/28/2029 - Buzz 5/7/2021 - BethAnn 4/14/2040 - Joe 4/15/2031 Jew2Jew (some guy who bought the house from A Christmas Story) Jack (shit) Radio News scan Hotline to Heaven (the Pope) ========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 7, 2005: That's Pretty Gay The hotness of Amy Sedaris American Idol recap Todd Hughes was in a car wreck Robert Deniro's bad movies DCRTV and Elliot rant News scan Tobacco Road (indian cigarettes) That's Pretty Gay game

========================================================= Fri Ajdury 8, 2005: Forget about York PA, We Have T-shirts to Sell Pimping the D&M Ron Mexico t-shirts Ranking the Spiderman villians New musical Japanese alarm clocks Don thinks Jennifer Aniston will have a longer career than Brad Pitt Mike won't give Joe his leftover Vicadin Don wants to have his DNA analyzed to learn about his ancestry My Mom and John Game Famous Jew Michael Hoffman retires from his radio show - he had a radio show??? Who's worse Simon or Garfunkle? LBJ (Bernie Mac) ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 11, 2005: And Here's To You, Mrs. Robinson... Robb's ad for Negro League tickets Royal wedding recap Don doesn't like Monty Python, likes Benny Hill* Buying boxes at U-Haul Mike hurts his back while pealing hard-boiled eggs Jim Nance calls the Masters recap News scan The flushing of the Vicadin Blacklighting the restrooms ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 12, 2005: It Takes a Villiage Idiot Don's tv craps out Larry Michael's new sidekick, Chris Owens Earthdog brother Jim's phoner with a villiage idiot contest winner News scan Total Recall Game ========================================================= Wed Ajdury 13, 2005: Love Your Show, Babe Hunting flies around the radio dial Planning some plasma-tv destruction American Idol recap Ron and Fez are getting screwed. Going to Seattle? Duke 2 Duke News scan The triumphant return of Craig Wilson Bad DJ tapes Dennis is going to the Nationals opener Phoner with the grandmother of Bogart on American Idol Rosie O'Donnell's blog

========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 14, 2005: A Love Affair with Death Teasing Plama-TV Destruction American Idol Big Freda's love affair with Death Doni's blog DCRTV rant continues Charly Interview (giant thermometer) Moron American Idol Plama-TV Destruction ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 15, 2005: That Bit was an Oopsy Mike can feel his toe again Last-minute tax filers When D&M go on vacation and you reach to change the station, that's an oopsy Major f'ing star Dennis Murphy at the Washington Nationals home opener Doni's blog more from the DCRTV mailbag News scan LBJ (Bush) ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 18, 2005: Homo! Pope watch Local newscasters Life with Big Freda The brat kid at the store, and corporal punishment Bart and the power of Girlfriend Don hated Sin City Sarah Vowell in-studio Salesguy Andrew becomes Andie McDowell Lay King article Jack Bower (Mike) teases 24 ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 19, 2005: MLP (My Life Pain) The new Pope. Rome's plans to invade Austria get the green light. Freda practices the piano Moron Cardinal Klink The NFL tv lineup shuffle The Triumphant Return of Rupert, The Workaholic, Martzke Guess the Whoopie (bosses) ========================================================= Wed Ajdury 20, 2005: Four-Twenty Mike gets his water shut off at home for nonpayment American Idol recap New carpeting at JFK BA pimps her PA Lay King (Don) interviews Don's dog Klink (Mike) about the

new Pope Craig Wilson (as read by Timmy) News scan Phoner with some woman who got stuck in a bathtub for 5 days Does Dad Dig Duke? ========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 21, 2005: Those Aren't Writs in His Briefs Mike's afternoon at the mall Freda wants plastic surgery to get rid of her double chin Oldies 100 is speeding up their songs Phone and news scan Laywer of the month porn star Don Hollywood Make Us Laugh ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 22, 2005: Don Loves Pricks Don loves the acupuncture Mike's mom turns 85 Mike and Buzz are going to take motorcycle lessons Affiliate news off in Portland News scan LBJ (Pope Klink) ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 25, 2005: Top Shelf Jews Mike chafes over the upcoming motorcycle lessons Don's Weekend with the Two-Handed Murphy Moron Freda's plastic surgery Golden throat Russell Crowe's suck-ass song Fastest Finger game ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 26, 2005: Ouzo Limon The 80 second delay is too long Engineer Tony is black? I thought he was Greek The carpet layers are disgruntled Can you reverse an odometer? Freda gets botox News scan Phoner with Star Wars uber-nerd Brandon Ericson The Big Lie ========================================================= Wed Ajdury 27, 2005: There is No Competition The Ar-bo-trons Shocker American Idol is a suckfest* One of the disgruntled carpet-layers in-studio Teasing tomorrow's motorcycle lesson Phoner with Herb Alpert (but not the TJ brass) News scan The ratings are good because everyone else broadcasts dead

air Interview with Bush (Mike) --------------------* they're all suckfests ========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 28, 2005: Asshats Bring your kid to work day American Idol recap Tard caller gets into a wreck with a chinaman Mike and Buzz's classroom motorcycle class Robert Mailman's bad teeth News scan Phoner with Insane Shane, country rapper Chatroom cage match ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 29, 2005: Take Your Base, Beth Ann The delay got cut to 40 seconds Don beans BA in her face with a squeeze ball Insane Shane is unhappy about his phoner Carping about the Bush press conference News scan LBJ (Michael Jackson) ========================================================= Mon May 2, 2005: Bleach This Runaway Bride recap Rosie O'Tard tapes News scan Guess the Rosie game ========================================================= Tues May 3, 2005: Finding Neutral Buzz and Mike's motorcycle lessons on the road course Joe's phoner with Jimi Hendrix's brother, Leon, goes bad Good Samaritan game ========================================================= Wed May 4, 2005: Every Which Way But Loose If it sounds like a fart... The Show is dropped in Baltimore Ratings party recap Freda's birthday plans American Idol recap Craig Wilson Moron "Jack" format News scan How's Your Mother-in-Law ========================================================= Thurs May 5, 2005: What Does a Yellow Light Mean? Pat O'Brien and Dr. Phil recap Prime Time Live - Paula Abdul scandal recap

Mike fails the written test for his motorcycle license Joe brews up the hot, spicy snow balls Big Freda runs out of bourbon, and John Wayne Airport News scan Prime Time Live - Paula Abdul scandal recap continues Great Balls of Fire contest ========================================================= Fri May 6, 2005: A new Meaning to Enola Gay Freda is helping Bart move off-campus The Jimmy Dean Mother's Day tribute Robert the Mailman in-studio News scan LBJ (Jiminy Glick) ========================================================= Mon May 9, 2005: Giving Lovers Goofing with the opening music Freda helps Bart clean up the dorm Don's greatest mother's day weekend ever Beth Ann hates her mother's day gift Beth Ann made Matt the engineer cry Moron Freda doing Bart's laundry, discovering her missing clothes Reminiscing about Aleen Cunningham Phoner with some dumb radio guy who writes a primer on bumpers News scan, featuring Katie Couric ========================================================= Tues May 10, 2005: You Have to Suspend Disbelief BA is now Bridget Jones The station installs indoor security cameras 24 Recap Creepy mayor from Spo-tucky Don's blind date Worst mother's day contest Phoner with some guy who sells super-hot sauce News scan ========================================================= Wed May 11, 2005: Booty Calls Moron Don's old days picking up radio skanks Buzz squelches The Narrator Freda is Debbie Downer again Matt the crying engineer is still sick News scan Doni's spread-em and forget-em list Doni's naked cruelty (47-year old great grandma) ========================================================= Thurs May 12, 2005: What's the Matter, Col. Sanders? Chicken?

Matt the crying engineer in-studio Sex and the characters at Disneyworld 2 For the Road or Nipple and Anus or whatever they called it this time (jaywalking chicken) Buzz is very, very sick Why can't Will Farrell's colon be swollen? News scan Highway Love Connection ========================================================= Fri May 13, 2005: Please Don't Eat the Prepared Daisies Buzz Burbank's eulogy Don's dogs were sick Beth Ann's only friend is visiting Phone and news scan LBJ (George Lopez) ========================================================= Mon May 16, 2005: Someone Has a Stick Up His Ass The Buffalo station goes to Jack FM Robb likes whipped cream on his low-cal fudgecicles Don thinks he's Norm from Yankee Workshop, blisters his hands A surprise call from Homo Joe Speaking of homos, postcards from Japan from Robert Mailman Phoner with Jesus Christ, or really Bride of Jesus Buffalo/Stern rave-out War on Biggo and his Duke ========================================================= Tues May 17, 2005: Watching You, I'll Be Security card controversy A DJ Armistice, but no details The crackerjack security system Who would D&M want to watch in the restroom Don buys Freda a car for her birthday News scan Yoda in-studio ========================================================= Wed May 18, 2005: There is No I in Team Joe Ardinger wants a caller put in the book Big Freda hovers Phone scan Infinity DJ wants to go to XM News scan Fighting with Freda over a throwaway joke Bri'ny Spears on Letterman ========================================================= Thurs May 19, 2005: Getting Into Beth Ann's Pants, and Don's Drawers Asshat on the phone

Tom Moore wants to start a DJ fight (but gets the joke) TV recaps Travis Bickle saw the new Star Wars movie Follow up on Collette's lost security card Guess the Oopsie or Poopsie Doni loves the Will Farrell Phone and News scan Phoner with Mark Horowitz, who is eating dinner with listeners More phone scan ========================================================= Fri May 20, 2005: Smear Factor Doni's hot thai massage Don gets his DNA results--ripoff The allure of Johnny Depp and Will Farrell Smear Factor ========================================================= Mon May 23, 2005: Stupid Girl The winner of Smear Factor is crowned, then washed Beth Ann must buy a dress and wear it to work Don walks out on the latest Will Farrell piece of crap Freda's hit and walk News scan Mike buys a motorcycle Phoner with Bo Bice's aunt ========================================================= Tues May 24, 2005: Now You Can Tell if it's Thong Thurs The computer and phones don't work That classic crap rock band Heart Mike buys Beth Ann a salmon-colored dress Freda wants to give away Furball the cat News scan Ray Romano (Mike) finally tells all about the tv cast TV's Holly Morris The I Love You drive-thru game ========================================================= Wed May 25, 2005: Lyrical Pursuit Department More old Scott Shannon air checks D&M learn what the rest of us knew years ago American Idol blows dead bear Bathtime with BA Phoner with a guy who sues companies for calling him Vandalizing a radio station in Indianapolis Freda vs. Furball continues News scan ========================================================= Thurs May 26, 2005: It's Uhhhh, It's Uhhhhhhhhh American Idol recap

Don saves furball Hairwater and Hershey the lonely pony Robb's wife selects the pall-bearers for his funeral Mike kills at Stump the Stupe BS from Buffalo ========================================================= Fri May 27, 2005: Reruns Bart won't give Freda a ride in his filthy car Way Out There interviews Reed and Marcia of CuddleParty.com Bart runs up a $700 gas credit card bill Phoner with CBS President, Leslie Moonves Elvis to Elvis phone scan Phoner with Yolanda from A&E show "Airline" LBJ (Bill O'Reilly) ========================================================= Mon May 30, 2005: Reruns Best-of Don and Bart go to Al Green concert in Atlanta Mike considers conceding his Red Sox bet Mike's mom visits and drives him crazy Phoner with Matt Kunitz, Executive Producer of "Fear Factor" Mike pays off his Red Sox bet by massaging Dennis Murphy and Robert the Mailman Phoner with Joe Gibbs (Mike) Phone Scan -Recipe for the "Doni" -Five reasons it's OK to beat yourr wife in Turkey Bill Clinton (Mike) on the campaign trail Beth Ann is voting for Bush ========================================================= Tues May 31, 2005: Here Comes the Hater Don keeps getting recognized over the weekend Bad DJ remotes from Ocean City Mike's family reunion via private luxury jet in Bermuda Mike's daughter has an asthma attack News scan Who farted? Nasty, nasty Isn't that Something (hidden money inside a garage-sale chair) Price is Right game ========================================================= Wed June 1, 2005: What Not to Wear What everyone is wearing Laguna Beach landslides recap Drunk girl (not Ajdury) calls in Fredapalooza is only 7 days away San Francisco 49er training video

Gordon Liddy (Mike) discusses Deep Throat Downloadable ring tones I've Got a Secret game ========================================================= Thurs June 2, 2005: Doni 316 The show was almost entirely a phone scan. Topics included a followup with the most dispicable listener (at least lately) bad infomercials the Worthlessness of Organized Religion and God's Holy Wrath on the Believers Freda's crotchless weekend in Florida ========================================================= Fri June 3, 2005: Don, Mike-idiots--It's Axel F! TV recap Phoner to Chuck Bell from Channel 4 The Las Vegas UFO story England's Crazy Frog song News scan LBJ (Ty Pennington) ========================================================= Mon June 6, 2005: The Eponymously named Don & Mike Show Don's weekend with mom-o Don's crappy father Mike's angry weekend, smashes a pepper grinder Local baseball coverage Gordon Liddy tapes from a Sunday talk show Charles Lindberg really liked the landing strip ========================================================= Tues June 7, 2005: Fredapalooza Freda turns 50 Why do people buy Scion xBs and Elements? News scan Will Farrel is (not) funny ========================================================= Wed June 8, 2005: Breaking News Don hates the magnetic signs on the backs of SUVs. Driving through own garage door still okay Mike wants to start his own motorcyle gang Don's offhand remark about Baltimore programming fires up the industry rumor mill Craig Wilson News scan Make Buzz Laugh ========================================================= Thurs June 9, 2005: Lock-Down Friday Pimping for some political huckster running from Lt.

Governor Big Freda burns the ribs Pimping for Beth Ann letters Laurence Leamer who wrote a book on Arnold Schwartzenegger in-studio Dumb reality show recaps News scan LBJ (Arnold) ========================================================= Fri June 10, 2005: Welcome Back, Old Friend That dumb dancing reality show The latent anger of Joe Ardinger The dentist discusses Robert Mailman's scary teeth Cheryl the not-so-big dyke in-studio Supposedly long-time listener still doesn't understand how D&M contests work News scan Pimping for Beth Ann The triumphant return of the Vibrator Olympics ========================================================= Mon June 13, 2005: Only in Collie-fornia Both Fredas and Cary vacation in Aruba Mr and Mrs. Smith suckfest recap* That annoying bald guy on the Six Flags commercial Joe vs. the Bat Pimping for Beth Ann continues Porn star Mary Carey in-studio Michael Jackson travesty live on the air ========================================================= Tues June 14, 2005: It Was a Jacko Jubilee WJFK advertising targets gays D&M's audio-only appearance on The Daily Buzz Why you can't take Joeys seriously Don drives Freda's convertible in the rain Beth Ann picks a winner of the Win a Date with BA contest Phoner with some tool who's selling Elvis-trod sand on eBay Cheryl the formerly-big Dyke's Gay and Lesbian Pride tapes ========================================================= Wed June 15, 2005: Every 8 Hours is Not Too Much to Ask Mike quits smoking again Beth Ann is a nympho Phoner with Paul Anka More Cheryl the formerly Big Dyke tapes News scan Moron Rip Taylor interviewed backstage by Cheryl Charly Stuangstablac Interview (bee infestation) ========================================================= Thurs June 16, 2005: The Courtship of Jennifer's Mother

Mike is smoking again Don announces the golden stream of the show, beginning Tuesdee Dancing with the Stars recap Nothing is too cheap for Father's Day BA's romance may be crashing and burning ========================================================= Fri June 17, 2005: It's the Republican PARTY for a Reason Big Freda is moving on up to the east side Don will spend Father's Day with The Boy BA's date crashes, burns. D&M will find the next date themselves Who Broke the Seal game? Phoner with a very distracted Mary Carey News scan LBJ (Russell Crowe) ========================================================= Mon June 20, 2005: Streaming, from the Bashement of the Shienshe Bldg Don is luke-warm over the new Batman movie Freda has a blow-out with Big Freda Don crank calls South Carolina radio Worst Father's Day game The internet-stream doesn't work in the studio News scan ========================================================= Tues June 21, 2005: Big Freda's On the Roof and We Can't Get Her Down Don is back on the roof to adjust the DirecTV A very rare phoner from The Merry Jew, Carl Grossman Radar Magazine's anchor stats -dumbest Ann Curry (Today), Paulaa Zahn (Fox) -vainest Aaron Brown (CNN), Victooria Corderi (NBC), Peter Jennings (ABC) -meanest Lou Dobbs (CNN), Jeff Grreenfield Phoner with John Ventilmigia, who played Artie on The Sopranos Why Don doesn't like the new Batman movie Beth Ann's blouse-clowns are just too visible Phoner with noted UFO Summoner "Prophet Yahweh" ========================================================= Wed June 22, 2005: Butterscotch Stallions Mike's birthday afterglow Amusement parks suck Big Freda is moving out A Poem by Beth Ann Curtiss Knapp, big-time photographer, is a turbo-fan of The Show

A call from The Other Beth (Gladys Kravitz) Scientology question list The greatness of The Big Lebowski How About That (sugarbushsquirrel.com) News scan Where Are You Listening? ========================================================= Thurs June 23, 2005: Mike's 46th Annual Birthtacular Cake and celeb phone messages The best soaps and deodorants Mike surprise mystery in-studio celebrity co-birthday guest Bruce Campbell Mike breaks his Playstation by putting a Gamecube CD in it News scan Craig Wilson (Murphy dies) ========================================================= Fri June 24, 2005: Where Lay King Gets His Questions Ratings are good Big Freda gets to stay Phoner with TVs Patton Oswalt The Ray Romano blows the Pro-Am show recap BA's comedy skit The Scientology purity test News scan LBJ (John O'Hurley) ========================================================= Mon June 27, 2005: Reruns High-roller Mike loses in Atlantic City A hot and fat phoner with Samantha Pilek of FOX's Trading Spouses Don's hellish weekend, Freda gives him a C- grade 60 Minutes profiles Larry King - Don gets new soundboard Don interviews W (Mike) one week before election Mystery guest RuPaul Joe Ardinger falls down the steps and bleeds out Medical information game ========================================================= Tues June 28, 2005: Reruns Don's marathon - moving Bart to Clemson Joe's woes - He has to buy USA Today for the station The Singing Senator sends D&M a personal song Rupert from Survivor doesn't call again Jew2Jew (Abracadabra Super Store owner Paul Blum - he rounds down) Phoner with Jeffrey Katzenberg from Dreamworks Ex-intern "Roy's Mom" drops by Beth Ann can't afford fantasy football Betty Alexander, grandmother of Jason Alexander (Mr.

Britney Spears I) How About That (100-year-old bread) ========================================================= Wed June 29, 2005: Reruns Joe-Mo's American Idol auditions Who told Beth Ann that Don would make her cry? More Joe-Mo's Phoner with Sheila Shaigany-won $77K on WB's "Studio 7" -She went on to win $854,000 http//www.tvgameshows.net/winners.htm Even more AI Joe-Mo's They just won't listen game Phoner with Oprah car giveaway winner Beth Ann emails GM Michael Hughes-calls him an ass and a dick Don's letter from Holiday Inn manager Dude Walker session ========================================================= Thurs June 30, 2005: Reruns Ryan Seacrest's hairdresser, Dean Banowetz in studio Dean Banowetz does Don's hair WJFK's Michelle Combs' 20 month pregnancy GM Michael Hughes reacts to Beth Ann's insulting email Singing Psychic, Jennifer Whisper channels Buddha Mouse John Kerry (Mike) from the presidential debate Mike celbrates the Red Sox ALCS victory Don's new government, country needs a CEO Phone scan Sports nut Buzz Burbank interviews Jason Terry of the Dallas Mavericks ========================================================= Fri July 1, 2005: Reruns Phoner with Jacqueline Stallone Odds and ends -Beth Ann's office romance with gooofy salesguy Jonathan -Spike in station Internet usage dduring the show -Don's crazy neighbors chained offf their driveway -Portland ME affiliate crazy D&M bbumper stickers Phoner with Charly Casserly of the Houston Texans Phone scan -Super happy terrific Friday Japannese lucky alarm clock show Joe trick-or-treats for beer LBJ (Morgan Freeman) Doggles ========================================================= Mon July 4, 2005: Reruns Don gets his car washed

Movie talk Phoner with Duane Chapman, Dog the Bounty Hunter Jim Sorce gets in a train wreck Beth Ann gets Punk'd by Puck Joe gets engaged Ross Valerie of Journey calls to congratulate Joe Phoner with Dave Price from The Early Show Angela and Jeff, Price is Right contestants J Dubbs loses bet, gets Indianapolis tattoo Phoner with Phyllis Diller Listener Joe writes in with health advice for Mike ========================================================= Tues July 5, 2005: Reruns Michael Todd Hughes becomes WJFK's General Manager Rascal scooter controversy in Paintsville, KY Health update from Tom Gavin KGEO Bakersfield DJ Puck's boy Mike gives D&M purple hearts Freda gets a wig Phoner with Mark Horowitz http//www.ineedtostopsoon.com/ Ashlee Simpson SNL discussion Buzz is an A**hole Phoner with Gooner from The Real Gilligan's Island ========================================================= Wed July 6, 2005: Reruns Joe-Mo's - two weeks before the election TV Hottie Lisa Joyner hosts The Late Late Show Phone Scan -Fight with a Howard Stern caller Is Beth Ann gay? Rick Moranis turns down the show Show open from 10-27-04 Don quizzes Mike about his girlfriend Carla Halloween visit from Dr. James Capers John Kerry (Mike) from the campaign trail Robb turns Don on to "How's your news?" Grab Bag -Is Robb cheating on the hair bet?? -Joe wants to plug his new song -Beth Ann's daughter gets lost on the highway ========================================================= Thurs July 7, 2005: Reruns Mystery guest Leon Redbone Isn't that something - 1.4 million pennies Somebody shoots at WJFK studios Grilling WJFK employee Andrew about the shooting Phoner with Aaron Ruell from Napoleon Dynamite J Dubbs helps on phoner with Steve Mariucci, coach of Detroit Lions

Leah Remini is still fat Joe Mo's at the inauguration Joe Ardinger's wellness percentage Phone scan ========================================================= Fri July 8, 2005: Reruns Phoner with Charlene Tilton Don is sick - weekend recap Beth Ann likes Paul Gorgi Second appearance by Singing Psychic, Jennifer Whisper sings Buddha Mouse Morris Jones Christmas miracle DVD Phoner with Larry Cooper, lost 94 pounds - weighs 755 How about that - Ann McDonald had a baby in McDonalds parking lot Phone scan LBJ (Martha Stewart from prison) Johnnie Carson from beyond ========================================================= Mon July 11, 2005: In Memoriam Freda was killed in a head-on auto collision on Sunday afternoon. Don is off, but Mike, Robb, Buzz, BA and Joe are in-studio to offer rememberances and share their grief. ========================================================= Tues July 12, 2005: Are You Sure It's Not Maine Crabs? Condolences from old friends Mike's home a/c freezes during the heat wave Mike's vacation in New England Mike's evil sister stories Mike swtiches from boxes to boxer-briefs, chafes Best-of American Idol phone News scan Phoner with elderly women who are posing nude for a calendar ========================================================= Wed July 13, 2005: That's BS, Robb! Urging listeners to respect the family's privacy Rememberances and condolences Best-of Dennis Murphy's "One Hand, One Heart" CD Mike's blue tooth Mike's food addiction and Robbay's feet Fact or B.S. game Craig Wilson ========================================================= Thurs July 14, 2005: Buy Me Some Penis and CrackerJack A request for the asshats to start calling again

Getting back to normal and turning on their own Mike vs. BA about being the show cheerleader Mike sees War of the Worlds Phone scan American Idol loser William Hung's CD Mike's iPod playlist Harry Potter in-studio News scan Daily Dose of Doni phoner with Elvis biographer Alana Nash ========================================================= Fri July 15, 2005: Reruns Sales dork Jonathan Westmoreland is in love with Beth Ann Christmas miracle Morris Jones in studio Phoner with Patton Oswalt Hamburger James story with Charlie Stuangstabalac Phoner with Apprentice loser, Jenniffer Massey Affiliate Roulette 2005 KXTY, WQSC, WOEN Phoner with Robert Watman, opened first '90s club, Nerveana LBJ (Clay Aiken) ========================================================= Mon July 18, 2005: There is No Fun in Funeral A weekend of funerals Mike gets loud pipes for his hog Mike goes to church Mike hates the Harry Potter hype It's possible that BA used to get drunk and have phone sex Best-of a radio article on the importance of call screeners and Joe's advice on how to be a successful call screener News scan Where Are You Listening? ========================================================= Tues July 19, 2005: Trouser-Snake Handlers BA gets another email from a former horndog coworker Mike looks at BA is if she had 3 heads Don's g/f's dog and a visiting dog lick each other constantly Mike's friend calls at 3am to gloat about the Yankees Mike shops religions Finally! Dullard who would go to bed while the wife and friend would sit out on the porch and drink beer finally realizes his wife and friend were slurping more than just beer Don's Earthdog brother Jim is going to make Buzz a backyard pond Phoner with low-energy Icelanders about the elves who live there George W. Bush (Mike) in-studio Phoner with Steve, the #2 poker player in the US

News scan BO Dennis Murphy pirates the Show during the syndication contract dispute ========================================================= Wed July 20, 2005: Water Sports Pimping the WJFK Water Park Good and bad reality shows Doggy style the four stages of pug dogs licking each other Mike revs his hog again to set off car alarms--in high fidelity The WJFK Water Park listeners drive up and get squirted John Norman takes the Harry Potter quiz Harry Potter (Morgan) reads "An Excess of Phlegm" More hosings at the water park BO Interview with The Hulk (Don on the harmonizer) ========================================================= Thurs July 21, 2005: One Two Three -- Tards! Mike's hog sets off the station's car alarms Mike takes a "what religion are you?" test, ranks #1 as Buddhist Robb is 52% evil, per an Are You Evil test Mike thought The Wedding Crashers was lukewarm good Buzz hates the original Willy Wonka movie Mike wants to record the sound of his pug dogs french kissing Phoner with America's Guest Mark Horowitz BO Alan Leinwand is named GM of WJFK Phoner with Karl Rove (Mike) News scan Phone Destruction ========================================================= Fri July 22, 2005: Reruns Disgruntled caller doesn't like golf talk Phoner with 840 lb. Larry Cooper - Don will give him $10 per lb. lost Phone scan -Super happy terrific Japanese luccky alarm clock Gallagher in studio -Jim Stafford phoner LBJ (Regis Philbin) Billy Bush Access Hollywood report Joe drinks Corona beers in 12 seconds ========================================================= Mon July 25, 2005: Addicted to Phone Sex Robb is sick, so BA takes the 2nd microphone Mike had too much weekend The Church tour continues The hold-music guy has been outted

BA's daughter dreams that Mike knocks up Beth Ann BA's hot phone-sex memories Phone scan News scan BO Tom vs. Dennis in popularity Phoner with a guy who made Trailer Park dolls The "Uh" Game ========================================================= Tues July 26, 2005: The Bickersons Buzz's 30th wedding anniversary Buzz gives BA a ride home and a giant cucumber Mike is irritated Ratings are up Buzz gets The Naughty Cheerleader, which is just awful Mike doesn't know BA, so BA tapes coworkers talking about her Who Has the Worst Job in the Heat game Mike drops another 2 lbs BO meltdown about bad callers News scan Robert Mailman in-studio ========================================================= Wed July 27, 2005: Nerd Central Mike hates Ann Curry BA doesn't own any porn Patton Oswalt in-studio Charlie Stuangstabalac Interview (world's ugliest dog) News scan BO Phoner with Les Moonves ========================================================= Thurs July 28, 2005: 47 and 96/100s Percent Pure Baluga steps on Mike's eye while Mike sleeps BA doesn't have a car, has to bum rides BO calling the Ice Cream Social after drinking absinthe BA takes a purity test News scan Dr. Phil (Mike) in-studio What's Your Problem? ========================================================= Fri July 29, 2005: Miss American Pie More battles with Beluga the pug dog Clay Aiken TV Guide interview Mike snubs BA's daughter BA loves pie Phone scan Phoner with Manny the internet bum Buzz takes the sexy quiz News scan

LBJ (Arnold) ========================================================= Mon Aug 1, 2005: Don Alone Don is in-studio by himself to share memories, observances, and thanks. Reruns: local emmy nominations ========================================================= Tues Aug 2, 2005: Ever Forward Don contrasts sympathy cards from his parents, his ex-wife Dawn Don only wants food from a particular neighbor Robb's biennial pedicures Don's trip to Atlantic City, with straight-razor shaves News scan They Just Won't Listen ========================================================= Wed Aug 3, 2005: Call OnStar, Beluga Don is out today dealing with legal crap A message from Don, who plays the recent-widow-Larry-Davidsympathy card I need Madden 2006 Mike gets the 1,000 mile mark on his hog Mike cried during Mr. Holland's Opus Mike's pug Beluga is out of control Goofing on and phoner with the legendary Rudy Martzke Buzz takes the Kinky quiz Phoner with some Natalie Portman stalker BA reveals that she was Miss Cotton Hall News scan The Big Lie ========================================================= Thurs Aug 4, 2005: The Soft Life Tivo tapes a Chinaman demonstrating the Casio keyboard Let atheletes eat, smoke and smear-on anything they want Sonny Jurgenson gets a Segway Don is impotent, but not for lack of trying News scan Finally! they realize that (the real) Jason Alexander is a no-talent A Glamour magazine article on how to read men's body language Yet another edition of How About That (swimming dog) Robbay Dials for Transvestites ========================================================= Fri Aug 5, 2005: U R A Moron Don's day at court executing the will Don's rubbed raw It's official now, Mike's hot young GILF moves in with him More dumb advice from Glamour magazine

LBJ (Regis) ========================================================= Mon Aug 8, 2005: Let's Get Retarded Don cries when Tony Stewart wins the Nascar Don loves Madden 2006, but still can't get it up Phoner with a real Daisy Duke Asshats talk about Freda on the internet Tom Brokaw (Mike) talks about Peter Jennings News scan Can You Get to 10? ========================================================= Tues Aug 9, 2005: Kiss My Grieving Ass Joe vs. a dumb caller Don and Bart vs. collectors asking to speak to Freda Drunky calls Emmis broadcasting pays a fine for having a slap off Pimping the Window Message on the Minivan contest Phone scan Charlie Stuangstabalac interview ($135 cocktail) ========================================================= Wed Aug 10, 2005: My Son is Really a Daughter, Who Whines About Hurt Feelings to the GM BA comes up with a comedy bit about the runaway bride Slow Joe writes "My Son is a Registered Sex Offender" on mini-van windows Fugly girls on the porn channels, still can't achieve blast-off Don gets a sympathy card from Johnny Cakes of The Junkies Qualifying callers for Neil Diamond concert tix Dude Walker cuts liners News scan, and Don is in the Wikipedia (http//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Geronimo) Phoner with a 50-year-old Peter Pan, from Pixieland.org Don gets an email from Todd Hughes, saying that other DJs' feelings were hurt about Don's comment about the receipt of a sympathy card ========================================================= Thurs Aug 11, 2005: Don and Mike--You Are On Your Own Don meets Brian Wilson, develops shy-bladder condition Phoner with Dick Cavett Phoner with Penn Jilette, humping The Aristocrats F/up with the two guys who went to the Neil Diamond concert (and brought their wives) Fight with a caller Craig Wilson ========================================================= Fri Aug 12, 2005: Fairfax VA Really is Toothless Don is off to take care of legal paperwork and proceedings

Some old man complains about motorcycle noise at 3am Mike lends his car to BA Mike's house might be haunted Drunk caller (not Ajdury) offers advice on motorcycles 9 Reasons not to Date BA is in love with some geezer who's in a long-term relationship with someone else, but will tell him anyway Phoner with Robert the Angry Mailman's dentist LBJ (Bush) ========================================================= Mon Aug 15, 2005: Festive but Not Fun Technical problems in the studio Moron BA's love interest Bart dries the pile of damp towels More talkers in movie theaters Some Internet teeny-weeny posted Don's home address Mike's angry, festive Friday night and weekend of apologies, and I own the place and goddamn it if I want to get behind the bar and serve myself, I'll do it Mike's bad time in Atlantic City News scan Arnold on 60 Minutes recap and tapes ========================================================= Tues Aug 16, 2005: Honk if You Like Vigorous Desk Bender Don gets a motivational phone call from an anonymous NFL star The long-delayed intervention between Mike and BA Buzz's camping trip--there's a hair in my smore The two guys who cheated and won the Neil Diamond concert tix, are outside the studio to wear the sandwich boards that say "I am a Registered Sex Offender" News scan, and another idiot caller The songs that Bill Clinton really wanted on his CD ========================================================= Wed Aug 17, 2005: Elvis is Still Dead, While Asswipe Callers Live Asswipe callers want to needle Don about Freda's death Elvis tribute records, stories, TCB oath ========================================================= Thurs Aug 18, 2005: Rules Were Made to Be Broken Don discovers jewry The fantasy draft pick order (Robb, Mike, John, Don, Buzz, BA, Bart, Joe) Bart buys a church organ Daredevil Joe's cherry gig at the demolition derby at the county fair A listener struggles to send BA money to play in the fantasy league

Robb and Don trade picks Women come back to claim their winnings for the "My Son is a Registered Sex Offender" window painting contest Isn't That Something (Edsel collectors) ========================================================= Fri Aug 19, 2005: Time Machine It's only a 2-hour show today The old Gordon Liddy feuds LBJ (Bill Clinton) ========================================================= Mon Aug 22, 2005: Take a Big Ol' Sip From the obvious files the desperate unfunniness of Rob Schneider Don yells at some guy banging his girlfriend in Freda's cemetary Robb's son Trip wants to go home BA is furious that she gets a 2 on one of her employee evaluation criteria NFL fantasy draft News scan Drunk Mike cuts a commercial Drunk phone scan ========================================================= Tues Aug 23, 2005: Idiot or Coward? Don schedules a meeting with Michael Hughes Mike's scent reminds BA of the guy she secretly loves Rassler Mick Foley Michael Hughes Idiot or Coward? News scan Phoner with Bo Bice's grandma ========================================================= Wed Aug 24, 2005: Explain Yourself Gadfly vs. BA continues BA enjoys watching people on the security cameras Phoner with Robert Mailman's dentist HOF Sonny Jurgenson (Gadfly)'s birthday Phoner with some hump who's selling has-been Steven Segal's energy drink News and phone scan Phone whore challenge Yet another asshat caller ========================================================= Thurs Aug 25, 2005: What About Aqua Velva? Don gets one of Freda's parking tickets from Italy Chicago DJ stories The wonderfulness of Brut cologne Phoner with some freak who photographs his meals News scan

Phoner with Jackie Stallone and Doc Gooden (Mike) The three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men ========================================================= Fri Aug 26, 2005: Hey Grandma-What Big Teeth----Ya Have (The show is 1-hour shorter because of the Redskins (may they lose every game this year.)) Robert the toothless mailman in-studio News and phone scan LBJ (Morgan Freeman) ========================================================= Mon Aug 29, 2005: Run and Hide Weatherfaggots in New Orleans, but none on the phone Mike's food-poisoned weekend bachelor party at the Baltimore Block Phoner with CBS's Dave Price Buzz's aborted swinger's weekend with a younger, prettier Dolly Parton News scan Make Us Laugh Phoner (sort of) with Jose, who made his furniture out of FedEx boxes ========================================================= Tues Aug 30, 2005: Don't Hurry Back Caller claims to have epididimitis Caller wants advice from Mike about divorce Caller wants today's show dedicated to himself Caller wants to know why Robb is such an ass-kiss BA is the WJFK "star of the month" Carping about the hurricane coverage Phoner with nut-job James Capers Bush (Mike) ========================================================= Wed Aug 31, 2005: Reruns Sex in the Bills stadium Jingle Boy update Old Navy and Gap commercials Slamming "Who wants to be a Millionaire?" Doctors and military rank Mike's trip to Ireland Mel Karmazin buys Viacom Mike E. Rockhead agrees to take licks from chicks Mike E. Rockhead can't take licks from chicks CBS TV stars read liners for DnM Phoner with Leah Remini ========================================================= Thurs Sept 1, 2005: Reruns Selling babies on eBay

Alibi agency website helps you cheat Phone scan Stupid caller's girlfriend dances naked in the window Garth Brooks as Chris Gaines Cussing Moms contest Show truncated for Redskins football (more best-of on affilates) ========================================================= Fri Sept 2, 2005: Reruns Magic Christian update Fireworks on the roof at WJFK WJFK Fajita and Margarita party Bonnie Bernstein on Amtrak Newsmaker of the week (OJ Simpson) LBJ: Arnold Schwarzenegger Article about radio consultants from "Talkers" magazine Phone scan ========================================================= Mon Sept 5, 2005: Reruns Mike's lonely weekend in Atlantic City Robb's unborn son speaks Evil General Manager Alan Leinwand abandoned in the studio Jew to Jew with Leah Schwartz (Remini) interview Satin the cross-dressing karaoke queen Trainwreck radio with Leah Remini Mike breaks the hatch on his friend's boat ========================================================= Tues Sept 6, 2005: Reruns Joe Ardinger @ Univ. of Md. basketball riots The premiere of Catholic to Catholic interviews Rush Bentley The three words that strike fear in the hearts of mortal men Phone scan Leah Remini and the Starbucks debacle Don and Mike's empty chamber Radio and Records article about DJ Jack Diamond Tom Gavin vs. Dennis Murphy ========================================================= Wed Sept 7, 2005: Reurns WJLA's Dale Solley in studio Discussion of newsbabes Axe the Mayor with Marion Barry (Mike) The boys from Thesmokinggun.com in studio Mike, the outsider, gives gifts Newsmaker of the week (Uncle Sam) Buzz in the hospital Clear Channel sends Don a Diet Coke poster

DC Winter weather scare Bread-o-meter=5 ========================================================= Thurs Sept 8, 2005: Reruns Sales lady Debra Dean gets stuck in the WJFK elevator Where are you listening? Radio jingle demo package Scott Shannon stories Drunk fan "Newman Guy" attends D&M bowling event Phone scan How many Van Pattens can fit in a room? All things Shaq More Shaq ========================================================= Fri Sept 9, 2005: Reruns Article from Radio and Records Top Talent Techniques Mike O'Malley from "Yes Dear" in studio Update from brother Jim Sorce Phoner with Tony Curtis Did Don call Marcia Elston a bitch in 1982? Celebrity memorabilia Christmas catalog Phoner with Rich Eisen of NFL Network LBJ: Hugh Grant ========================================================= Mon Sept 12, 2005: Reruns Satellite interview with Michael Jackson (Mike) Mike's run-in with the law Tom Gavin sells programs at Redskin's games Dennis Murphy attends NJ listerner's wedding reception Don sings "MY Two Dicks" Freda comments on Scientology Mike is on Paxil Phoner with Star Wars line geek, Jeff Tweiten from Seattle Mike moves into his bachelor pad G. Gordon Liddy (Mike) discusses 30th anniversary of Watergate Mike tells Buzz's wife to "Shut the F up" ========================================================= Tues Sept 13, 2005: Reruns Trouble with Don's headphones Mike's basement floods Callers bust Mike's balls Rush Limbaugh (Mike) denies a stroke Debut of "Tobacco Road" Top TV shows Black vs. White Phone Scan -Bart sleeps too much -Don's country club waiter eavesdrrops Mike apologizes to Cyndi Lauper

Ocean City's 96 Rock Don and Mike promos Dennis Murphy on 96 Rock ========================================================= Wed Sept 14, 2005: Reruns Mike's angry weekend -Tries the Hollywood 48 hour miraccle diet - lasts 8 hours -Melts down when band trailer is llocked -Walks into a glass door at the affterparty -Fights with listeners The Final Word with Craig Wilson - Auctions Crew has a gay holiday-season evening in NYC Robb answers your Black History Month questions Dude Walker in studio Don eats a steak in front of visiting neighbor Tom Gavin's anger managment session Mike O'Meara the whore ========================================================= Thurs Sept 15, 2005: Reruns Don and Mike's 16th anniversary -old promos, bits, and jingles -tapes of Bart as a toddler readinng the weather and melting down Do you need Paxil? D&M take test from paxil.com Mike Tyson (Mike) goes nuts in studio Record company scams wannabe songwriters in the sixties TV's "Celebrity Boxing" Callers suggest future Celebrity Boxing cards Mike O'Meara - The DJ Lover Buzz makes the sexy call ========================================================= Fri Sept 16, 2005: Reruns Valentine's Day review Mike hits a parking barrier The Sacramento Dance Caller "Wild Bill" requests advice for his furniture radio show Old radio airchecks -Don Cox 13Q WKTQ Pittsburgh ca. 11984 -Don and Mike Elston WBBM Chicago ca. 1984 Phonescan LBJ: Simon Cowell Breaking News game ========================================================= Mon Sept 19, 2005: Super Jews After 2 1/2 weeks off, the show will be truncated because of f'ball Phone messages from Joe--finally got married Jerry Lewis telethon tapes

Still no #3 Ocean City affiliate is now running The Show in the morning Jerry Lewis telethon tapes continue ========================================================= Tues Sept 20, 2005: Turning Japaneese Don to torpedo room: fire #3 Dumb and/or drunk callers Weekly average of launching the rocket: Don (1 in 3 months), Mike, Buzz, Robbay, 2-3, BA: 5 Plugging "Earl," produced by ex-intern Greg Garcia, Morning Zoo memories Big Freda's birthday at Johnny Carrabba's The gypsy cleaners at Don's house overload the washing machine Don's daughter Amy now has 3 kids Mike's vacation at Hershey Fart Mike drinks too much, loses too much in Vegas, must get out of 6th gear ========================================================= Wed Sept 21, 2005: Mmmm, Mmmm, Good Napoleon Dynamite Utah-Fair tapes "Once, Twice, Five Times a Lady" song for BA BA likes mirrors, hands-free News media are orgasmic anticipating another hurricane disaster Phone scan Fantasy Football (John, Joe 2-0; Mike, Bart, Buzz, BA 1-1; Don, Robb 0-2) News scan "Once, Twice, Five Times a Lady" reprise Buzz Makes the Sex Call for You (85-year-old skydiver) ========================================================= Thurs Sept 22, 2005: Kings of the Corner A sponsor sends tons of almonds to the station ASome Lesbian NBA basketball team wins whatever it is they won Dumbass Phil Donahue vs. dumbass Bill O'Reilly tapes Peter Reigert (Boone from Animal House) in-studio News scan Phone scan, and the triumphant return of the ice pick for a birthday spanking D&M say they're not going to go to mornings ========================================================= Fri Sept 23, 2005: It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Columbus Day Mike sweats profusely while announcing a golf tournament Omaha radio station goes all Christmas A string of bad callers

News scan LBJ (Dorothy Letterman) The Most Powerful Woman in Sports 800 Medical Info Line game ========================================================= Mon Sept 26, 2005: Do the Bunny Hop Don Adams is dead Don (Geronimo) tries to sweep away a wasp nest, takes a header off his deck Don becomes a Target convert One of Don and Freda's old acquaintances hits on Don Mike's sweaty nipples at the President's Cup Larry Michael's kiddie Redskins show News scan Martha Stewart tv-movie tapes ========================================================= Tues Sept 27, 2005: Does Anyone Know My Dixie Normus? Goofin on George Michael's combover Rethinking those jive TV-anchor vanity ads Fantasy Football recap (Joe 3-0; John, Bart, Mike 2-1; Don, Buzz, BA 1-2; Robb 0-3) Modern (obscure) slang J-O Joan quits to join NPR Callers drunk Chad from Sacto, sober Gladys Kravitz Robb whores out his son for a Lay's potato chips Phoner with FEMA (Charly Stuangstabalac) and Mike's voice Honk for Dixie (aka the PA Paging) game ========================================================= Wed Sept 28, 2005: The Strangers Beside Me Teasing the after-work dinner for everyone on the show; BA is wearing hair curlers Don's acquaintance from Bart's school calls for the 3rd night in a row Phoner with the adult Peter Pan and his new CD News scan Phoner with AARP couple who want to start a swinger community Phoner to see if Charly Stuangstabalac is doing any better AOL's moronic 100 "Greatest" Americans list, D&M are 101 and 102 ========================================================= Thurs Sept 29, 2005: The Ghost and Mr. Ardinger Friction song Last night's dinner out recap Don's dog Klink likes to eat cat food A warning: Jeff Smulyan wants to buy the Nationals Joe has seen a ghost at WJFK News scan and a welfare check on Charly Stuangstabalac

What Your Wife Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Her, redneck edition ========================================================= Fri Sept 30, 2005: Make Us Laugh--Please Feedback from yesterday's redneck fiasco Today's the 3rd anniversary of Don being hit by a car, and Trip's birthday JO Joan takes her last-day nude Make Us Laugh Local tv newspeople Pick the Pros with Fox NFL's James Brown News scan LBJ (Jim Nance) ========================================================= Mon Oct 3, 2005: Whores! New BA prepared comedy bit sucks, fits beautifully with rest of show Don's weekend with daughter Amy and grandchildren, ya BA haus sits for Don over the weekend (Mike has no weekend, again) Your Whorington Redskins brought to you by... Afternoon soap operas Teasing the Rolling Stones Joe-Moes News scan It's All Relative ========================================================= Tues Oct 4, 2005: A Price Consistant with Quality Robb's son dances wearing Julia's leotard, tutu Mike talks to Don's daughter Amy on the phone, ya Don is sleep deprived from watching da Packers lose on MNF John Normand is the WJFK star of the month Fantasy Football standings (Bart, Mike, Joe 3-1; BA, Don, John 2-2; Buzz 1-3; Robb 0-4) Slow Joe Mo's at the Stones concert Jew2Jew (Pope's car) News scan Phoner with Bart at Clemson Phoner with the newspaper guy who wrote about the sponsored whoring of the Redskins Slow Joe Mo's continue ========================================================= Wed Oct 5, 2005: The Most Underappreciated Show...In America D&M watch "Urinal Slut" before the show Anger over not being promoted, 20th anniversary party plans, where were those pictures they were supposed to see? DJ sends in air checks, asks for a critique Kohl's, the big man's friend News scan

More anger over 20th anniversary party plans, "watch the dirty talk" News scan continues Phoner with Karlo, a Kraut from Munich about Oktoberfest ========================================================= Thurs Oct 6, 2005: Bareback Rider Don vs. BA about rejoiner music Residual anger about the new studio for the new morning show, radio management Redneck Highway Love Connection Pick the Pros with Mike Patrick Teasing the whacky story file Craig Wilson (pie) ========================================================= Fri Oct 7, 2005: Piece of Ass, Piece of Cake BA recycles Mike's birthday stuff for Buzz and The triumphant return of the birthday nude MIke eats Buzz's cake Cake is better than sex Don is going to his grand-daughter's christening Teasing a new segment Hate Mail News scan LBJ (Lay King) ========================================================= Mon Oct 10, 2005: Pringles Are Already Shaped For It Robb whores out his kid again for Lay's potato chips BA finds a horrific Batman tie-in song with Burt Ward Using various foods as toilet paper Phoner with Al Roker, as if he were interviewed by Lay King (which went surprisingly well) Don goes to his granddaughter's christening, turbo-awkward visit with the ex-wife Toy poodle Tim Sabean goes to satellite to work with Big Bird The 20 Deadly Sins of Talk Radio Buzz's birthday weekend with his wife at the Hustler Club Mike has no weekend again ========================================================= Tues Oct 11, 2005: Do You Have Mike's Man Boobs? Todd Hughes wants D&M out of the studio at the end of the month--but why? Don tries to get a new wireless phone Don cuts his hand Tard Chris from Seattle---err---drunk Chad from Sacramento gets his ass thrown right out of Charger stadium The Magic Bullet infomercial Fantasy Football recap (Joe 4-1, Don, John, Bart, Mike 3-2, BA 2-3, Robb, Buzz 1-4)

News scan Match Game 2005 ========================================================= Wed Oct 12, 2005: Spam, Baby Limas, German Potato Salad... Don wears a faggy track suit Tim Sabean stories (includes the matching Buick Regals) A single man's life means having to cook Don considers baking a casserole* Goofing on local anchors Celebrity matches based on biorythms Stupid network tv commercials Robb's wedding anniversary recap, includes a very rare phoner with Robb's wife Cary Ubersexual list Interracial statistics and polls Craig Wilson (birthday) ========================================================= Thurs Oct 13, 2005: Bid with Confidence The Robin "Man-Mail" song Robb sells everything that's not nailed down on eBay Women want to date Don Mike now pays $350/month in pony support Moron Don's horniness and his DirecTV porn bill The beginning of the Christmas season BA is bitten on the ass by something Break-It game Explain Yourself (guy who billboard advertises for a wife) ========================================================= Fri Oct 14, 2005: Earthdog Brother Joe Moron Robb's eBay selling Meet JO Joan's replacement Jessica Phoner with earthdog brother Jim Phoner with Alan Leinwand regarding yom kippur Weatherguy Tony Perkins in-studio News scan LBJ (Jeff Goldblum) ========================================================= Mon Oct 17, 2005: Mother, Juggs and Mike Goofing on Scott Shannon Floating holidays Bart is in-studio Beth Ann gets a new nick-name Juggs Buzz's wife "falls" down the stairs Robb will sell anything on eBay NFL football, Curb Your Enthusiasm recap Salesgeek Jonathan says BA's new nick-name is ironic Beth Ann might have lyme disease Vibrator Olympics (men only)

========================================================= Tues Oct 18, 2005: Exactly What It's Worth CBS/Infinity brains come up with the new name that will take the country by storm Free FM Fantasy Football recap A fan buys one of Mike's old cars on eBay, wants his spare keys Robert mailman suggests sending Dennis Murphy and Tom Gavin to a family wedding in his place Moron Free FM, and "free us from our contract" Phoner with some guy regarding the annual Packer Spooktacular, ya ========================================================= Wed Oct 19, 2005: Ooo, ooo, Avian Flu Ratings spin Don's houseguests and list of needed stuff Buzz's wife Marsha has another "accident" Talk about reviving the Fighting Gutterballs bowling team Mike nearly gets caught toilet-paperless in the bathroom Don checks the messages on his Marion Blackberry DJ rules from Radio & Records magazine News scan Elvis 2 Elvis (Elvis meets the Beatles) ========================================================= Thurs Oct 20, 2005: Come On Get Happy Lost engineer announcement Don frets having all the grandkids stinking up his 'slade Todd Hughes busts on Howard Jose FM The Spewak family briefly in-studio, and Flu shots BA does not have lyme disease News scan Phoner with Rick Moranis (Jerry Todd) ========================================================= Fri Oct 21, 2005: They're Pulling Your Wang Don's daughter Amy and family arrive Old DJ stories Dick Biondi locks himself in the studio MIke's family is in-town, Mike promises to bone Carla while mom-o is in the haus The radio-phoner debut of Amy, Don's first-born Mike freaks over his daughters' future sexlives Pick the Pros without TV's Jason Lee Robert the Angry Mailman in-studio to hump the all-black wedding he won't attend LBJ (Bono and Bush) ========================================================= Mon Oct 24, 2005: No Comment BA shows up at the station on a Sunday night bra-less

Dick Biondi bad DJ airchecks Don's weekend with daughter Amy, son-in-law and the grandchildren Mike's weekend with mom-o and sister TV and movie personality recap Junkies are going to be the JFK morning show, Todd Hughes says "no comment" ========================================================= Tues Oct 25, 2005: Call Him Colonel Tom Lots of new changes for Infinity shows; D&M standing pat Don frets going to a friend's Halloween party Fantasy Football recap Dennis and Tom go to the colored wedding My Mom's a Whore game ========================================================= Wed Oct 26, 2005: Syndrome of a Down Holding on at 28 affiliates Bart gets another speeding ticket, keeps the insurance rates ultra-high Beer--my love for you will never die Can't we stop annoying each other? Marsha asks Don to keep an eye on Buzz while she's out of town Teasing Mike with George McFly's phone message Alcohol drinking habits / Are You an Alcoholic quiz? How About That (Pez candy) Craig Wilson ========================================================= Thurs Oct 27, 2005: They're a Pair of Big A--holes, a Pair of Big A--holes... Making Beth Ann cry over the How About That recap Mike tries to buy women's motorcycle gloves Phoner with some woman who plays the saw News scan Halloween Knock-Knock game ========================================================= Fri Oct 28, 2005: Put Your Eye Out Article about Don circa 1980 Buzz will be selling his stuff on eBay too Don meets the new, small-D'd intern Teasing Joe Ardinger's halloween costume Mike gets a weird letter from the DMV about his driving record Mark Probt's nude photo -- fake? Pick the Pros with Fox NFL's James Brown LBJ (Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite) ========================================================= Mon Oct 31, 2005: vErRrY sCaRrRy--I'm not kidding you this

time, kids Trick-or-Treating plans--Don didn't buy any candy Don's Celine Dion-like barber sells him baldness remedies Joe trick-or-treats for beer Phoner with Juliette Lewis Getting angry with the callers Trick-or-treating for beer continues Embarassing DJ stories article ========================================================= Tues Nov 1, 2005: Food of the Dogs Don is feeling better Halloween evening recaps Fantasy football controversy Phoner with Dick Van Patten, humping his new dog food News scan Where Are You? ========================================================= Weds Nov 2, 2005: Tailgating in the Bad Place Joe Ardinger's email newsletter Loser from Sacramento calls in Earthdog brother Jim has a seizure of some sort, won't see a doctor Explain Yourself (Commissioner of Tailgating) Craig Wilson Phoner with some swinger chick ========================================================= Thurs Nov 3, 2005: Nunsense Buzz is late Mike talks his way out of a speeding ticket Lunch meeting with the corporate bigwig; throwing Todd Hughes under the bus Phoner with MNF's Joe Theismann Lesbians email a come-on letter to Don Hot nun sex News scan Don checks his Marion Blackberry ========================================================= Fri Nov 4, 2005: Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth Follow up on the Lesbian letter Star of the Month is Timmy News scan Phoner with Judy Belushi, still milking the John Belushi cash-cow Make Joe Laugh LBJ (Jay Leno) ========================================================= Mon Nov 7, 2005: Reruns J Dubbs loses bet, gets Indianapolis tattoo

Phoner with J Dubbs' mom Phoner with Phyllis Diller Mike and daughters at the Manassas Xmas Parade You people who are talking to Don at the supermarket--stop it! Phoner with Bill Shatner Recap of a George Lopez-Disney shock-jock show Mike mimics Billy Bush Phoner with Dennis Rodman Phoner with Clementine Tran's mom ========================================================= Tues Nov 8, 2005: I'd Eat the Corn--Siriusly Fox NFL's JB wants some retorts to Terry Bradshaw Don's apology to the lesbos Won't comment on why Monday was reruns BA house sits for Don, leaves her scent on a pillow Don's weekend in Clemson Tom Gavin tries to interview some politician Don announces his engagement to Jennifer Aniston Fantasy Football recap Jennifer, Jennifer--how does your garden grow? Phoner with Penn Jillette It's All Relative ========================================================= Wed Nov 9, 2005: The Panama Canal Sucks Pedophiles on the news recap Trolling for put-downs for JB to use against Terry Bradshaw One of Don's childhood friends accidentally sets his head on fire Fights with dumbass callers Terell Owens recap Local anchors The Panama Canal sucks News scan ========================================================= Thurs Nov 10, 2005: Doing Time in the Spank Tank Teasing another cheesy Elvis impersonator Mike's windscreen is disgusting Teasing the return of the Fighting Gutterballs Recap of JB comebacks to use against Terry Bradshaw Joe Interview (upside-down Christmas trees) Does Don like bukkake? (Savanna Sampson) Craig Wilson (rebranding) Talking about a story about a guy who sat in superglue on a toilet seat News scan LBJ (Regis) =========================================================

Fri Nov 11, 2005: Lady in Waiting Purple heart medal controversy revisited Teasing Mike's upcoming weekend in the AC Don meets a real-life Lebowski in Safeway Phoner with Patton Oswalt News scan The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Guess the Whoopie Grandparents edition ========================================================= Mon Nov 14, 2005: This Sad Moment Brought to You by The Don & Mike Show Redskins pregame recap Beth Ann quits Bad tv recap Robb as parent of the year Mike eats poison pancakes at a greasy spoon Mike loses at AC, really loses by seeing Howie Mandel News scan Phoner with the cheesy "Elvis Cup" Elvis impersonator ========================================================= Tues Nov 15, 2005: Top Shelf Meds Don's lawyer tries to fix him up with some chick TV's Topper Shutt wants to know about Free-FM Robb's step-father gets shorted on Vicadin Fantasy football recap (John 8-2; Don, Mike, Joe 6-4, Bart 5-5, Buzz 4-6, BA 3-7, Robb 2-8) Phoner with some guy who wants to get returning soldiers laid at a whorehouse News scan Lubrication survey ========================================================= Wed Aug 16, 2005: Rumors Rainy day drivers Mike looks over the 12 steps of AA Bad voice directions for your GPS Teasing bowling Moron the lawyer who tried setting him up with a widow DCRTV mailbag Buzz Makes the Gay Sex Call for You Elvis2Elvis (Elvis tribute artists) ========================================================= Thurs Aug 17, 2005: Collette's Song Robb's hates clutter, supposedly Bowling recap Fight with a caller about the Get a Vet Laid contest Collette gets her birthday nude New Years' eve hosts Kathie C on The View

News scan The Big Lie (Thanksgiving) ========================================================= Fri Aug 18, 2005: Roll 'em in Flour Don is gone to visit daughter Amy in the hospital Mike witnesses "police activity" Mike finds videos of naked fat chicks on his computer Inappropriate Yelling game Mike gets wrong numbers from Spanish speakers Fox NFL's James Brown Would You ... for $ survey results LBJ (Harry Potter) ========================================================= Mon Nov 21, 2005: Absinthe Show Fall 2005 Don is away tending a family emergency Robb gets greetings from the CBS Store The scary single-males who went to the Harry Potter movie Mike goes Xmas shopping at Target BA probably does have lyme disease Mike takes one for the team will go off the wagon and drink absinthe Mike drools all over Jacob's hot Latvian wife News and phone scan ========================================================= Tues Nov 22, 2005: The Cycle of Addiction Mike is seriously hung-over Don is back. Daughter Amy is better, but he asks for privacy about it all Bart wants Don to buy him a tent while he waits in line to get his Xbox360 Mike vs. Joe vs. BA vs. Andrew Buzz gets lost on his way to Hank's, Mike spends part of the night puking/sleeping on the bathroom floor Mike also eats bad shrimp Charly Interview (Toy hall-of-fame) Robert the angry mailman wants to burn his Xbox and games A very brief phoner with George McFly ========================================================= Wed Nov 23, 2005: Burn, Baby, Burn DC weatherfaggots predict snow Fantasy Football recap Phoner with John Madden Robert the angry pyromaniac burns his XBox, games Michael Jackson and the Jew conspiracy Craig Wilson LBJ (Bush) ========================================================= Thurs Nov 24, 2005: Reruns

Sales dork Jonathan Westmoreland is in love with Beth Ann Christmas miracle Morris Jones in studio Phoner with Apprentice loser, Jennifer Massey Affiliate Roulette 2005 KXTY, WQSC, WOEN They just won't listen game Joe Mo's at The Apprentice tryouts "Sounds Erotic" commercial live read LBJ (Ray Romano) --First half of this show used thee same tapes as the 7/15/05 rerun. ========================================================= Fri Nov 25, 2005: Reruns Sales dork Jonathan Westmoreland is in love with Beth Ann Christmas miracle Morris Jones in studio Phoner with Apprentice loser, Jennifer Massey Affiliate Roulette 2005 KXTY, WQSC, WOEN They just won't listen game Joe Mo's at The Apprentice tryouts "Sounds Erotic" commercial live read LBJ (Ray Romano) ========================================================= Mon Nov 28, 2005: Damn Damn Damn Klink has diarria in the back of Don's Slade Don's angry, intoxicated Thanksgiving World's Dumbest Millionare uses his son to score free theater tickets Mike eats too much rich Thanksgiving food, blames Foodnetwork for getting sick Vish-heartburn won't keep Mike from going the Track Don's caused the Packers' loss because he wore the wrong clothes Beluga is obsessed over people-food Another funereal post-game show for the 'Skins Survey statistics from some website BA got no turkey on Thanksgiving Phoner with Bad Elf Beer maker ========================================================= Tues Nov 29, 2005: Paint Your Wet Spot? More song from the guy who gave us the Elvis Cup trainwreck Teasing "Horton Hears a Jew" for Hannukah Caller claims to see a wet-spot on the front of Don's pants in a web photo Don's childhood paperboy calls with a rememberance The hotness or notness of Jane Lynch Jumping on the midnight trampoline Strategies for by-passing automated customer help systems Elvis2Elvis (Elvis Coffee)

========================================================= Wed Nov 30, 2005: Hopped Up on BethAnnphetamines Mike is a Touch-tune savant Don loves the Dakota Fanning Don needs a new screen name for XBox Live, all the good fag names are gone Listener warns Mike about his liver More comments about RGF BA will be doing afternoons at her new gig BA admits she has a crush on the Junkies' producer CK Phoner with Travis, who had some experience with the Tampa whore bus Radio station F' bus stories News scan Craig Wilson ========================================================= Thurs Dec 1, 2005: How Knobby Are Your Tires Fights with callers Power-outage in the studio BA's unrequited love of CK Joe Ardinger cuts a commercial Jerry Lewis on Lay King News scan Breast secrets Elvis2Elvis (price of Christmas stuff) ========================================================= Fri Dec 2, 2005: End of the BA Era William Hung Christmas CD BA's last day Robert the Angry Mailman's radio-Christmas greeting Don's credit card problems continue Phoner with Fox NFL's JB and Terry Bradshaw News scan LBJ (Don's Marion Blackberry) ========================================================= Mon Dec 5, 2005: Vast Right-Wing Snow Conspiracy D&M get a 20th anniversary congrats ad in R&R Snow panic Punk kids Don uses widower-pity to get his XBox360 screen ID Don gets another bereavment letter from a stranger Beth Ann's new cherry gig Topper's TV weather forecast Phoner with Dr. Nedite, creator of the Replicating Machine, goes bad ========================================================= Tues Dec 6, 2005: That Filthy C--- Bag Susan Sarandon Dennis P. Murphy's Christmas album

Which direction do grocery stores number their aisles? Talkers magazine swipe at D&M Mike wants professional Xmas-light decorators Fantasy Football recap Don has uncontrollable death farts News scan The three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men Jew2Jew (Forbes 15 Wealthiest Fictional Characters) ========================================================= Wed Dec 7, 2005: I Am a Rock Rambling Phoner with Ed McMahon Mike's diet is blown--again City statistics Noodling the idea of selling daughter Amy's old mattress on eBay RGF instant feedback about Ed McMahon News scan Explain Yourself (evangelist stripper) Craig Wilson (Christmas shopping with mom) ========================================================= Thurs Dec 8, 2005: Everyone Complains About the Weather, but Nobody Does Anything About It More snow panic with Topper Shutt Trying to talk daughter Amy into selling her bed on eBay Orilay vs. Stern recap E2E (Repealed Prohibition) More carping about the weather Station Xmas party gets cancelled Dr. Nanite, in-studio News scan ========================================================= Fri Dec 9, 2005: Bye, Bye Miss American Pie Everything you never wanted to know about some old p.o.s. band called Starbuck Robb is the Grand Dragon for some doggie dress-up show Phoner with Dick Van Patten Mike's been eating badly--again Phoner with Fox NFL broadcaster Sam Rosen Pimping the Get a Veteran Laid contest News scan Article about BA's triumphant return to the Carolinas LBJ (Bill O'Reilly) ========================================================= Mon Dec 12, 2005: It Was 20 Years Ago Today... It's the 20th Anniversary of The Show Cheesy Christmas classics Fox NFL's JB screws up another put-down

George Michael on drugs Life with Sir Sleepsalot Old airchecks from 1986 Phoner with Fox NFL's JB about put-downs More stories, rememberances ========================================================= Tues Dec 13, 2005: Shocking Revelations Ancient Roman graffiti Don's run-in with a bitch at UPS Mike meets Kitty, evil dental hygenist Fantasy football recap Why Leno sucks News scan E2E (Paris Hilton tribute) ========================================================= Wed Dec 14, 2005: Broke-Dick Mountain Mike's gained 9 pounds, commits to coming back from vacation lighter Lay King interviews Santa Claus Don wakes up to no water, no heat Phoner with Bad Kitty, Mike's evil dental hygenist The triumphant return of regular caller Jorge Beluga pees on Mike's dry cleaning Elvis 2 Doni 2 Batman (Batmobile kit) Christmas Lie ========================================================= Thurs Dec 15, 2005: Mashugana Rain storm warning George Lopez Xmas movie reruns Local anchorette roundup Don plays XBox Live with a klansman Channukah guy Michael Hoffman in-studio Mike's Hide the Hand Game with Beluga How About That (season finale) ========================================================= Fri Dec 16, 2005: Off to Spain in a Bag Sex for Soldiers winner is announced Don decides to work out the contract rather than quit The Aunt Lola story Phoner with Dennis from the Bunny Ranch whorehaus Phoner with George Michael, who saw the light at the end of the tunnel The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Beatles Christmas records The Legend of Zuarte Pete (aka Black Peter) The Hamburger James story ========================================================= Mon Dec 19, 2005: Reruns

Mike forgets Robb's birthday - again Don paints Freda's shoe room Phoner with Penn Gillette and Mike Wilson of michaelmoorehatesamerica.com Buzz makes the gay sexy call Phoner with Ryan Carney who has Late Show with David Letterman tattoos J Dubbs loses football bet, gets Green Bay Packers tattoo Make J Dubbs laugh WAVA tapes Mike's vacation at Universal Studios Orlando James Brown of Fox NFL Sunday says "indeed" a lot ========================================================= Tues Dec 20, 2005: Reruns Don & Mike tee off on soccer moms and slogan-painted minivans Phoner with William "Jesus" Godwin, 63 year old toothless bipolar bisexual Phoner with pro poker player Dutch Boyd George W Bush (Mike) from Crawford TX Phoner with Wanda Sykes Tom Gavin medical update Election day phone scan Phoner with John Kelly - messages in backwards political speeches Jerry on Larry Vince Lombardi (Mike) from the grave ========================================================= Wed Dec 21, 2005: Reruns Don freaks out about condition of studio Everybody except Don is a spokeswhore Mike gets a new chair R. Lee Ermey in studio Mike decides to massage both Dennis Murphy and Robert Mailman to pay off Red Sox bet Phoner with Ditka It's all relative Jew to jew, 2005: Chrismukkah.com ========================================================= Thurs Dec 22, 2005: Reruns Phoner with Stan Lee Trashing minivans and other boxy vehicles The Harry (hitler) and Jeff (dahmer) show - pickle festival YALAN-FM All commercials, all the time How about that Man cashes in 1.4 million pennies The "I Love You" game - Fathers in law Phoner with Artie Bradford of "How's your News?" E to E Dennis Roberts - Elvis' eyeglass man

========================================================= Fri Dec 23, 2005: Reruns Joan Lada's birthday celebrated with 30 lbs. of cheese Busting the fake Baltimore City cop wannabe comedian Highway love connection recap Prince concert Super happy terrific alarm clock game Phoner with Rich Eisen - Shanahan's cut block presentation My crappy Christmas contest LBJ: Hugh Grant How fast can Joe Ardinger chug a Corona? ========================================================= Mon Dec 26, 2005: Reruns Sorces consider moving next door to the Spewaks Don's Mother's day recap "Why didn't you call your Mother?" contest Mike's Mother's day recap - Hibachi chef hit's on Mom Robb lettered in high school theater arts Mike's Atlantic City weekend Phoner with Shirley Jones How many snowballs can you stuff in your pants? Phoner with Tonya Harding Conclusion of snowball contest ========================================================= Tues Dec 27, 2005: Reruns Phoner with Cindi Lauper Phoner with Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson - Authors of "Peter and the Starcatchers" Phoner with Joe Gibbs (Mike) Phoner with Charles Chafer - shoots human remains into space Phoner with Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys UFO lady Judy wants $100 for her Texas sheet cake Brother Jim Sorce update Trainwreck train wreck Joe Ardinger's face damage W (Mike) explains holding hands with the Saudi Prince ========================================================= Wed Dec 28, 2005: Reruns Phoner with Gerald Poley - talks to Jesus about Bush in '04 W (Mike) prepares for his debate Screening of Sudden Birth - California Highway Patrol training film Phoner with Robert Hentzel of NAQT.com, friend of Jeopardy champ Ken Jennings Robert mailman in studio... shirtless Phoner with psychic Amirah Hall - soulmystic.com Don sings with The Grass Roots Arguing with an idiot caller Planning the booking and bumping of the white trash parents

who are on strike Has-been hall of fame: Adrian Zmed ========================================================= Thurs Dec 29, 2005: Reruns Batman's boner comics Mike raves out over his lack of dining space Phoner with Bob Schieffer about debate moderation According to Jim (Sorce) Phoner with Nancy Zerg - beat Ken Jennings at Jeopardy Billy Bush reports on Leah Remini's dislike of Don and Mike Beth Ann plans "The Producers" radio show with R&F's producer Four year old Julia Spewak picks NCAA basketball ========================================================= Fri Dec 30, 2005: Reruns Joe Ardinger locks keys in car along with Joe Mo's Apprentice tape Freda orders a tanning bed on eBay Chat room Sales guy Jonathan smokes a pipe Don raves out about the lack of a shelf in his studio Talk to "John Wayne" contest Phone scan LBJ (George Lopez) ========================================================= Mon Jan 2, 2006: Reruns Robert mailman is late for his appearance Racial reverso - Black guys that sound white and vice versa Don has a run in with a fat pig at car wash "7 Deadly Sins of Personality Radio" article from trade mag The "uh" game Mike flushes his Vic(odin) Blacklight exam of WJFK bathrooms G. Gordon Liddy on Fox Sunday Morning ========================================================= Tues Jan 3, 2006: Reruns Phoner with Gallagher (2nd appearance) Don and Freda on-air counseling Dick Van Patten inaugurated as commissioner of Has Been Hall of Fame Mike's review of Gallagher's live show "Wrong is Right" game Failed attempt to boost WJFK morale with softball team Mike has a migraine headache "Oh yeah!" game with Joe Piscopo campaign manager Mike's headache precipitates a "who will die first" discussion "Final Four" game

Fun with hosts of Redskins Radio show E2E (Jar of Elvis sand) ========================================================= Wed Jan 4, 2006: Reruns Mike on a psychedelic sugar high Mystery guest Biz Markie Robb's dry birthday cake Mike butchers Robb's hair on his sugar rush Hannah from Hair Cuttery tries to save Robb's hair "Isn't that something?" Barry Umbs collects Pez dispensers Larry King speaks to Pope John Paul II from the grave Phoner with 75 y/o lady who got stuck in her bathtub for 5 days W (Mike) details his indiscretions with world leaders ========================================================= Thurs Jan 5, 2006: Reruns Robert Mailman in the building selling porn St. Patrick's day call to Irish pub The Most Powerful Woman in Sports calls from NCAA tournament practice Tobacco Road Indian cigarettes Phoner with Ron Miller/Don Hollywood - lawyer/porn star Idiot callers drive DnM crazy "Isn't that something?" Chicken ticketed for crossing the road Vibrator olympics The Charly interview Big Chuck - pro gambler ========================================================= Fri Jan 6, 2006: Reruns Phone scan -Cynthia from Sacramento turns dowwn a trip to Mexico to meet Sammy Hagar Phoner with X-Prize pilot Mike Melvill Breaking News game St. Patrick's day Joe Mo's Larry King oopsie theater Author Laurence Leamer - "Fantastic The Life of Arnold Schwarzenegger" LBJ Russell Crowe and a duffel bag full of phones ========================================================= Mon Jan 9, 2006: Like a Fine, Warm Wine Cameron is now the Ops Manager. JFK is looking for a PD Cutting out the fat down to 21 affiliates Don kisses a coworker while drunk, doesn't remember Don's Caribbean cruise with Bart for the holidays Don and Bart meet Norm Crosby Mike's "I hate Euro-Brits" Florida vacation Mike's tearful family reunion in Boston

Mike does the Donald Duck sneeze for a talent show Feebed out Dick Clark tapes Regis and Joy sing on NY Eve ========================================================= Tues Jan 10, 2006: Look Out, It's SuperJock! A lean, mean broadcasting machine 22 affiliates, plus or minus ones the listeners are calling in about Don orders a tv Batman cape, cowl, utility belt and batarang Don has various Batman, Star Trek TNG, Spiderman and a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume Mike hates King Kong How About That (Tulsa's centennial) Calling in to the BethAnn show E2E (Elvis collector is liquidating his stuff) ========================================================= Wed Jan 11, 2006: Struggle-ing The crappy return of Groaners Mike gained weight over Christmas vacation, ate cobbler before the Show Mike still hates the Big Voice Dog Klink finds and devours a dear carcass Phoner with BA Checking Don's Marion Blackberry WJFK drops the Redskins Phoner with Mr. Gay USA 2005 ========================================================= Thurs Jan 12, 2006: Don's a Trekkie; We're Don & Mike-ies Tard/Drunk Chad in Sacramento calls Don's neighbor Ed gives the dear carcass a proper burial, Klink digs it up again Don's dry cleaner says Freda dropped off clothes a couple days ago Reading RGF's Beth-Ann forum thread News scan Popular songs played backward Craig Wilson (neighbors up the ass) Buzz Makes the Sex Call for You ========================================================= Fri Jan 13, 2006: Color Me Busted "The Weekend is Here" Joe Ardinger radio mix single A demand to take down Xmas lights and decorations Fox NFL's James Brown discusses Don's needs Meet Penn Jilette's board-op Happy birthday phoner to Rip Taylor Robert mailman in-studio to talk about being busted in a poker game The Joe Show (Colorstrology)

News scan More backwards music LBJ (Kiefer Sutherland) ========================================================= Mon Jan 16, 2006: Reruns Same Best-of CD from 3/30/05 -Geography challenge Where is Freesno? -Which affiliate city would you noot want to live in? -Don buys beer in Provo, UT in 19880 Mike loses enough for a modest used car in Atlantic City Stump the stupe - Bob wins $1K and a Tivo box with lifetime service Phoner with Ditka Travis Bickle downloads porn during the show Jim Sorce gets in a train wreck Phoner with Joe Gibbs (Mike) Tom Gavin medical update Beth Ann's new jingle The star-crossed romance of BAM and Johnathan the hot intern Genesis of "Whoreonto" ========================================================= Tues Jan 17, 2006: Don Plays with Some New Hypocycloids Great ratings in Sacramento despite KHTK Mike gets the XBox from the guy who works for MS Don's refrigerator breaks Mike loves Scratch 'n Dent World Bart gets kicked out of class for not paying tuition Don takes apart his computer, puts it back together Don get laid 24 recap Phoner with Johnathan the Impaler, wrestler vampire ========================================================= Wed Jan 18, 2006: Drinkin 'gac, watching the TeeVee Box, Learning about Cuba Brett Olivario hosts the Redskins Report JFK is podcasting The Show Don doesn't give a rat's ass about American Idol (at least this week) 24 drinking game rules Watching a police chase on the TV-box Reading RGF forum thread Don Gets Laid Laura Bush loves Dolly Parton's cover of Stairway to Heaven Match Game 2006 with Mr 40 and Grady Smoke ========================================================= Thurs Jan 19, 2006: Lemony Spewak's A Series of Unfortunate Callers Doable SNL girls

Don is still off American Idol, predicts its demise Don needs his IPod while running Don's icemaker beeps for service Don disables it Warm wine enema instructions Larry 2 Larry (hog manure deodorizer) News scan They Just Won't Listen ========================================================= Fri Jan 20, 2006: Four Bird Colonel Ed Lay King drop-ins call Collette, Joe Don's dog Klink brings back a deer's head Will The Most Powerful Woman in Sports call? The End of Football Depression begins, revival of Poker Games Fan-related Jack Bauer backstory How About That (Lost wallet returned) News scan LBJ (Rush Limbaugh) ========================================================= Mon Jan 23, 2006: She Made Me Giggle The Most Powerful Woman in Sports (Tom Gavin) Mike is a lean, mean 283 lb sugar-almond-eating machine Why Baltimorons hate the Steelers Don tries to paint a room, has to buy new carpet Neighbor Big Ed sets the record straight (off-air) Don tells Big Freda he got laid My husband Might be Gay game ========================================================= Tues Jan 24, 2006: In the Year of the Ass Whoring out classic rock KHTK pre-empts The Show for a press conference on a trade that fell through because Ron Artest didn't want to be traded to a town with such a cheese-dick radio station The Show is not pre-empted; KHTK still cheese-dick Caller who mis-ratted out KHTK calls back to be thumped Joe Show (beer-pong champions) Beer-pong champ Nick estimates Joe Ardinger's IQ is 80 Phoner to Todd Hughes at the GM meetings in Hawaii ========================================================= Wed Jan 25, 2006: No Sensayuma Don is still refusing to watch American Idol Todd Hughes didn't like the prank phone call yesterdee Laying down the law with the callers Scott Shannon DJ stories Don's insurance company calls to talk to Freda News scan Way Out There (men's knitting night)

========================================================= Thurs Jan 26, 2006: Yeah, They Like Dick Jack Bauer theater Regular caller phone tards check in Sex life of the Joe E2E (another Elvis book) Problems with the rejoiner muzak Attempted phoner to Dick Van Patten Dueling sound boards 800 Medical Info Line game ========================================================= Fri Jan 27, 2006: How About a Little More Lesbian Attention Instead? Scott Shannon bad-DJ tapes Tutoring Joe on how to screen LBJ Cigar smuggling Oprah recap Lez Moonves turns his attention to the radio division Clay Aiken's gay booty call LBJ (Bush) ========================================================= Mon Jan 30, 2006: Moo Goo Gai Schnauzer Setting up the studio headphones Don's bit of road rage Worthless States Charly Stuangstabalac in-studio for an aborted bit Don cleans the garage Debating global warming; Republicans will kill us all Dave Howard needs to pay Buzz Howard Stern article Brief phoner with Chinese about eating dogs Robbay Dials for Transvestites Tom Gavin has a 50-year old doberman named Charly ========================================================= Tues Jan 31, 2006: Superbowl Fever Don has the Superbowl Fever Buzz still hasn't been paid, slaps Dave Howard with gloves in the middle of a big sales meeting Mike crashes the sales meeting, takes off his shirt Introducing the Wheel of Family and Friends (Big Freda) It's the Locker Room with Jim Shorts and Ace Bandage (renaming Pittsburg) News scan State of the Union speech preview ========================================================= Wed Feb 1, 2006: Then He's Going to Wing On Over and Jam with the Stones Don forges high school correspondence, FCC certification

stamps, report card grades Dick Van Patten sends more dog food Phoner with the human jukebox Happy birthday BA The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Joe takes a limo to the Stones concert ========================================================= Thurs Feb 2, 2006: WNBL - Taking Your Tax Calls BA's bad-DJ talk show tapes JFK should become WNBL nobody listening Mike won't focus on the show Drunk Joe at the Stones concert tapes News scan Phoner with John Madden (Frank Caliendo), and ensuing unpleasantness Craig Wilson (junk mail) ========================================================= Fri Feb 3, 2006: The Super Bowl is Gay Howard Cosell rave-out tapes Don's parking-lot battle with an old lady Hashing out the poker game rules The Locker Room with Jim Shorts and Ace Bandage (Seattle's "12th Man") News scan and Judy Garland tapes LBJ (Stevie Wonder) ========================================================= Mon Feb 6, 2006: Break Out the Peanut Butter Pimping The Grannies Joe leaves another drunk message on Robb's cell Bob Skin's guests block the driveway Poker game recap (Don lost $20, Robb won $107, Buzz lost $66, Mike lost $85, John won $75, Joe lost $42) Don's little steeler gets some hot Super Bowl action too Bart hosts his first college radio show Mike bets, loses on Seattle News scan The Locker Room (Pittsburg mayor again) ========================================================= Tues Feb 7, 2006: Team Nance Don's new goal weight is 170, needs to lose another 18 lbs Don finds old post-it notes from Freda Granny contest cancelled because of apathy Roseanne Barr's children's record Phoner with Fox NFL's James Brown Pretentious celebrities Lisa Remedy article Phoner with Dr. James Capers CBS radio talent questionaire

========================================================= Wed Feb 8, 2006: How Yank-It Got Yanked Winter Olympics - Mike loves it, Don hates it D&M endorse crystal meth Why D&M's Yank-It went out of business Valentine's Day rant DC's Captain 20 (the third) in-studio The Grannies contest is back on (as a phoner) ========================================================= Thurs Feb 9, 2006: And One Room's Wall is Always Bleeding It's the Mike show today, as Don was in car wreck Mike's maid says there's a ghost in his house Topper Shutt phones in with a snow forecast Don calls in, strung out on pain meds Sly Stone on the grammys recap Mike vs. Kitty the evil dental hygenist Canadian obscene porn list Buzzcast (entertainment news) Charly Stuangstablac interview (lobster claw machine) ========================================================= Fri Feb 10, 2006: BMTP Mike uses the bullhorn to communicate with Joe Mike's daughters are heartbroken because ass-father cancelled their sleepover Dave Howard is leaving the station Mike thinks his house is haunted Don calls in, and Mike talks to one of his undocumented* cleaning gypsies TV weather gnome Topper Shutt forecasts the weather Mike begins compiling weather predictions on the Weath-oMeter Don calls, IMs on AOL Robb is allergic to the world Buzzcast (entertainment news) LBJ (Simon Cowell) * allegedly ========================================================= Mon Feb 13, 2006: Can't Work with O'Meara Don is back in studio Don's tragic power loss leads to 24 hours without television Don gets an email from Joe saying he won't work if Don isn't in-studio Don receives his 1966 Batman cape, cowl, and utility belt Joe calls Cameron, says he "can't work with O'Meara" D&M get increasingly angry at Joe =========================================================

Tues Feb 14, 2006: Rod Peru of the Blue Jew Crew Situation Joe is resolved, and he'll be back on the phones Wednesday Reading RGF conspiracy theories Barry White rave-out Valentine's day tribute 24 recap Homo Joe checks in E2E (love songs) Don's hottie Nurse Bonnie News scan Husbands' biggest Valentine's Day boners ========================================================= Wed Feb 15, 2006: Half-Day Man Joe is back manning the phones Don watches American Idol, still hates it Everyone's V day recaps Chaney's hunting mishap recap Mike's daughters are icy about the cancelled sleepover Why aren't good movies on movie channels? We'll tell everything on the Last Show News scan I'll Be Damned with Nipple & Anus (tea lady) ========================================================= Thurs Feb 16, 2006: She Never Sausage a Place Valentine's Day mini-cavalcade True or Bullcrap Don's f/u visit to the doctor Today's We're Not Going to Talk About American Idol talk Sports News scan Scream real loud kids Don is taking his squeeze to South of De Border this weekend More internet second-guessing about JFK goings-on Meet the new PD Will you be dead by 2010? Explain Yourself aka Son of a Bitch aka How About That aka Two for the Road with Nipple & Anus (water staring) Phone Ho Theater ========================================================= Fri Feb 17, 2006: If Carla Asks if She Can Push in Your Stool... Mike is going to get ear candled--or maybe not Is Mike really experimenting with a strap-on? Redskins memories Don frets over the upcoming weekend with the FB News scan Mormons think American Indians are descended from jews LBJ (Bob Barker) =========================================================

Mon Feb 20, 2006: Reruns Mike is Hank Kingsley O'Meara's grand opening Make That Noise game Don doesn't believe the Evel Knievel Dawn Detergent commercial Mike kills his kid's hamster Phoner with Dawn Detergent executives Phoner with Steve Bassett, UFO activist Mista 40 and Grady Smoke in studio on Cinco de Mayo The Joe Show Old movie "Narcotics of Despair" Schwarzenegger workout tape ========================================================= Tues Feb 21, 2006: Pull My Finger The Good, the Bad and the Ugly of Mike O'Meara 24 recap Gordon Liddy bails out on the interview Phoner with Sacramentans who are writing songs about US presidents Don's trip to the Poconos with his rented girl ========================================================= Wed Feb 22, 2006: I Wish I Could Quit You--Moooooooo Tony Perkins mentions D&M while doing the weather Don watches Idol, won't admit it Phoner with Bart about his college radio show Gladys Kravitz (almost) calls in Rusty Ford stories Phoner with some dirty guy Tom Gavin is touched by God today Phoner to It'ly to discuss the crappy Olympics Craig Wilson (bowling) ========================================================= Thurs Feb 23, 2006: The Smartest Guys in the--uh--Room Promo guy John Solit puts on a show outside the station so he can open a package Don is watching American Idol, still in denial What kind of nails did they use to crucify Jesus? White people don't have to struggle Phone scan News scan Phoner with some pyschic ========================================================= Fri Feb 24, 2006: Radio, Radio, What Would Life Be Without It Joe's probation becomes punishment for everyone Joe reads Groaners American Idol recap Wierd old coot William Donald Schaeffer Radio days Don leaves his car frozen and running at the car

wash, scares tards at a record hop Make John Normand Laugh LBJ (Hugh Grant) ========================================================= Mon Feb 27, 2006: They Only Kill Their Masters Celebrating the death of Don Knotts, Darren McGavin and Dennis Weaver Don's weekend with daughter Amy, family, and the ex-wife Klink mauls Don's not-my-girlfriend Adrian's bulldog, Max bites Adrian Fat Bastard screws up the flight back Mike cries at Below Zero Phoner some guy who's selling the Jim Nance blue plate special Hotline to Heaven (Floyd the Barber) ========================================================= Tues Feb 28, 2006: And 50 lbs of It is Sack Jessica in Continuity is Employee of the Month Regis (Regis) mangles a contestant's name -- Laura Cuthole D&M swear caller "Vanessa" is really a man Robert the tardy mailman in-studio for Black Month Caller Vanessa, in-studio, is all-woman (or a tranny) ========================================================= Wed Mar 1, 2006: Trying Desperately to Find the Button Ratings for The Show down a little, but the station is way down The new PD gets an article in the WaTimes Don skips Lent, tells God to go scratch The Ride with McBride (some kook who's running for president) Shoot Stuff game ========================================================= Thurs Mar 2, 2006: DJ Plus Porn Star = Bad (but Porn Star = Good, so what does that tell you?) Indecency meeting from Hell with the lawyers News scan Phoner with some Russkie who wrote a Don & Mike anthem The unfortunate return of Make John Normand Laugh ========================================================= Fri Mar 3, 2006: I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World Arguing the podcast download stats and rankings Buzz's personal appearance at Mike's saloon recap - Buzz only gets love at his appeaarances - Buzz can drink large amounts of hooch without problems How Don financed his honeymoon with Freda Mike and Barbie are going to Atlantic City Tom Hanks's Oscar acceptance advice Robb is pushed away from the microphone

Brief phoner with the great George McFly LBJ (Clay Aiken) ========================================================= Mon Mar 6, 2006: Another House of S--- in Jersey Lauren Bacall and the Oscars Klink thinks another neighborhood dog is a deer carcass Don takes NMG* to the movies Mike's weekend in AC - loses all his money on the firstt night - overhears two huge arguments nexxt door - meets Dreya DiMatteo from The Soopranos - loses even more money gambling - says he won't gamble any more inn the next 6 months Don thinks Mike won't make it 6 months w/o gambling, won't even remember discussing this at all Robb thinks Mike will gamble before Memorial Day Vibrator Olympics (close enough) DCRTV mailbag response from swinging on tires to changing them Don checks his BlackberryAccess to This Recap is Restricted * NMG = not my girlfriend ========================================================= Tues Mar 7, 2006: Access to This Recap is Restricted US Marines have blocked internet access to various websites, including the D&M stream 24 recap Budding problems with the program director Way Out There (cowboy pez dispensers) Bad traffic on the Baltimore affiliate Tom Hanks is mad--and he's gonna talk News scan ========================================================= Wed Mar 8, 2006: Have You Seen Big Pussy? Mike forgets Robb's birthday again Freda gets a credit card in the mail Robb takes his birthday nude New PD "Dizzy" Gillespie in-studio for more awkward moments Dizzy doesn't know Jack about pop culture Don finally admits watching American Idol Gamers' Corner (pinball) News scan ========================================================= Thurs Mar 9, 2006: Toodle Oo--Ass Douche Jay Severin meets East Coast Bob, raves out Dizzy is ducking the pop culture quiz Jay Severin caught lying about his background Mike splashes water on Beluga, which precipitates a fight

with Barbie, Carla finds Mike on the phone venting to the X--hilarity ensues Phone scan Charly Stuangstabalac interview (pancake water tower) Don gets schooled at Madden Xbox ========================================================= Fri Mar 10, 2006: Relationship Marketing 101 Dizzy fails the pop culture test Don thinks he got his ass kicked in Xbox by an NFL pro Dizzy's article on radio branding Dumbass job euphamisms (e.g. relationship marketing) FedEx guy feeds Klink, gets an express shipment inside his truck in return Selfish bitch thinks the supermarket checkout counter is her bank Make John laugh Mike and Barbie make up Don watches AI, still refuses to admits he loves it LBJ (Tony Soprano) ========================================================= Mon Mar 13, 2006: 'nita---Juanita The website has been revamped Don's evening in a bar Phone scan Sopranos recap Dizzy shows up at Mike's bar - wants to be seated in waitress TTeresa's section - introduces himself to everyone aas Mike's Boss - makes small talk with whomever wwill listen to him - chats up waitress Katie - sends a thank-you email to the mmanager, adds suggestions on improvement - calls the next day and hits on KKatie, makes a date with her - oh yeah, and he's married... Sopranos recap continues News scan ========================================================= Tues Mar 14, 2006: The Safe Word is Contract Dizzy hasn't said anything about yesterday's show Talking about themselves as baseball players demanding a trade Stern on Letterman recap Phoner with Dizzy, who claims it was all just a bit D&M's salary and the price of success Phoner with Georgia Payne, dominatrix News scan =========================================================

Wed Mar 15, 2006: Reruns The boys are off today because Don has personal business to deal with. Don's hiccups WJFK morale boosting ice cream social Absinthe and ice cream social show Phoner with Victor Tiffany VP, Food & Beverage, Borgata Casino Ice cream social analysis Doni sings the hits (on Absinthe) Jim Sorce calls in WJFK staffers Madonna & Michelle review ice cream social Other staffers trash social Mike wears Outback Jack hat... and little else The problem with women ========================================================= Thurs Mar 16, 2006: Why Bible Classics Illustrated Comics Pages are Stuck Together Hiding in the office to avoid Dizzy Beth Ann confuses Maureen and Jean Stapleton Jerry Lewis gets a medal in France Robb pimps son Robert for March Madness picks No F'ing Way (cellphones are killing ghosts) News scan Don reveals he used to rub one out to the hotness of The Virgin Mary Duel on the highway News scan ========================================================= Fri Mar 17, 2006: It's Only a Paper Moon Buzz's night at the Lookaround Cafe recap Bart's cat Felix vs. Don's cat furball Bart finds mouse droppings on his bed Nasty hygene habits and lunar cycles Carping about Liddy Boy with "My Little Pony" shirt is embarassed by his dad wearing the Batman costume News scan Phoners to Ireland for St. Paddy's day LBJ (Bill O'Reilly) ========================================================= Mon Mar 20, 2006: Reruns Mike on vic Mike needs an MRI for his back pain TV Talk -Ken Jennings loses on Jeopardy -Desperate Housewives -Leah Remini is big as a house -Which is better, USA Network or WWGN?

Medical Information Line game +Reminiscing about an old ZZ Top concert +Phone scan Receptionist Collette on tape (pitched down) sounds like Robert Mailman +Phoner with Jackie Stallone picks the Oscars * (* not being nominated is irrelevant) - Best actor Sam Jackson - Best supporting actor DiCrapio - Best actress Hillary Swank and Annette Benning (tie) - Best picture Aviator - Best director Eastwood and Scorrsese (tie) Don & Freda fly to Miami with Forest Gump kid Don's Miami cruise recap - who ratted him out for smoking cigars? + Second half of BO mostly from 2/8/05. Thanks to ajdury for the CSI work. ========================================================= Tues Mar 21, 2006: Reruns Planning the Office Changeover Mike is thoughtless Mike's birthday celebration will be postponed Phoner with Tron guy, Jay Maynard Birth of "The Book" Tron guy, Jay Maynard blogs about his interview Joe Ardinger meets his future Mother in law Scott Shannon stories Even more Scott Shannon Appearance stories Fahrenheit 9/11 Hotline - manned by W (Mike) Tron guy, Jay Maynard on Jimmy Kimmel Live Kirk Cameron's Jesus freak website/KFC Training video/Beverly Hillbillies ========================================================= Wed Mar 22, 2006: Reruns Phoner with Cory Wells and Danny Hutton of Three Dog Night Match Game 2004 with Roberth the Angry Mailman Grab Bag -Phoner with Donald Trump -AI's Mary Roach tape -Hero Don helps push a BMW stuck iin ice Daddy Don's dog experiment Joe Ardinger's call screening rules Dr. Helen Morrisson has John Wayne Gacy's brain ========================================================= Thurs Mar 23, 2006: Reruns Phoner with Dennis Franz

Robb's strong son Robert eats Grandpa's Zoloft Where are you listening? game Trashing Jack Diamond It's all relative James Phillip Sorce Good Ideas Naked Karaoke The three words that strike fear in the hearts of mortal men Phone Scan -Fight with Big Bird fan ========================================================= Fri Mar 24, 2006: Reruns Phoner with Tony Danza RTAM wants to play XBOX live against Doni Buzz's Golden Age of Porn Oui Girls Isn't That Something 96 year old mayor Was Abe Lincoln gay? Don hates cellphone walkie-talkies Wayne Newton on Larry King LBJ Regis Robb discovers "How's your News?" Super Terrific Happy Lucky Friday Phone Scan ========================================================= Mon Mar 27, 2006: Reruns Phone Scan -Caller says Don and Mike have no competition Timmy and Joe cut liners for WTOT Dothan AL Jim Sorce hears the Gym Source commercial Setting up the None of your Business game None of your Business game Beth Ann made Matt the engineer cry Earthdog brother Jim's phoner with a villiage idiot contest winner ========================================================= Tues Mar 28, 2006: Reruns Teasing Plasma-TV Destruction (tape broke) Phoner with recently retired Rudy Martzky Fun with WJFK receptionist Andrew Teasing Plasma-TV Destruction Phone scan The Charly interview World's Largest Thermometer Plasma-TV Destruction WRC-TV's Jim "Grady" Vance Life with Big Freda Child discipline stories ========================================================= Wed Mar 29, 2006: Reruns Mike & Buzz's motorcycle lesson plans Motorcycle school report

Hard and Soft game Phone scan Hard and Soft game winner Phoner with Nathan Burton - Guy in a box in Las Vegas RTAM needs dental work Craig Wilson Prom Duke to Duke ========================================================= Thurs Mar 30, 2006: Reruns Mike finds old shrimp in office couch Don gets accupuncture therapy Phoner with ex Producer Frank Murphy Gallagher in studio Phoner with Jim Stafford More Gallagher Guess the whoopie Jew to jew Chrismukkah Gooner from The Real Gilligan's Island Caller likes Don's voice Seven deadly sins of morning radio article ========================================================= Fri Mar 31, 2006: Reruns Motorcycle school stories Phoner with motorcycle instructor A Baltimore station flips to JACK-FM WJFK ratings party fizzles The Joe show phoner with Leon Hendrix - Jimi's bro LBJ Bill Clinton Tom Gavin's plans for Beth Ann ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 3, 2006: Hi, My Name is Ass Buzz's microphone doesn't work Prison mail Shocker new movies suck Don finds he's becoming happier--but angrier Arguing the Arbo-trends, Don calls his shot The Show will be #1 12+ by the end of the year Don's vacation to Jamaica, mon, includes - rescues the air waitresses on thhe flight - fights with a see-you-in-Toledo in the hotel gift shop - hooks up with a hottie but gets screwed by a listener instead Mike's festive, combative Florida gator-food vacation ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 4, 2006: Brain Surfers Commercials are the enemy Blind caller explains what life's like without sight 24 recap

What dumb, ineffective, cowardly, evil bad tv-boss is like Michael Hughes? Bill Cosby speech recap Over vacation, Buzz's wife Marsha gets food poisoning, cracks up on a scooter News scan Phoner with some crackpot mind-reader ========================================================= Wed Ajdury 5, 2006: Madden Into Bush Kenny Rogers on AI John Wayne PSA about retards PSA about the dangers of "homosexuals" Katie Couric leaves Today recap Phoners with high callers Mimic Frank Caliendo in-studio Robert the Angry Mailman in-studio ========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 6, 2006: Like Bette Midler in Down & Out in Beverly Hills Don doesn't want emails from Joe Dizzy cuts a spec commercial for a client Moron Kenny Rogers on AI BA makes a mysterious phone call to Don. Has the damn broken? News scan Lay King to Lay King (Antichrist) Chat Room game ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 7, 2006: Reason to Complain JC Hayward and her wig are changing news schedules Justifying the reasons behind killing Jeopardy to the BMeaters Robb's trip with the family to The Circus Phoner with Patton Oswalt News scan The Bit Formerly Known as LBJ (Jim Nance) ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 10, 2006: The Password is Pre-Nup Mike blows off watching The Masters because "I'm drunk and sleeping" Teasing the return of more Slow-JoeMo's Don pussies out, won't wear his Batman cowl in to work Nancy's overdone Masters recap Don tries to buy a new computer Don breaks the jack while trying to change a flat Frank Caliendo's live show gets derailed Mike gets festive at the BoSox-Orioles game News scan

- Sacramento is #7 on the list forr stolen cars, Stockton is #4, Fresneck is #3, Modesto #2--what a shock Harry Morgan (Mike) turns 91 ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 11, 2006: Why Do You Think Elliot's Show Tastes Like Copper? Don's tv interview about being a widower recap Bickering over the music to open The Show Mike tutors Don in laying guilt Nobody's at the Nationals game--who would have seen that coming? 24 Recap Phoner with Joe Gariscoli (half a fag) from The Sopranos The eagle does not hunt flies--but does invite them to come watch The Show through the window Slow Joe-Mos at the Nads opener ========================================================= Wed Ajdury 12, 2006: Robb the Simultaneous Translator The sucktitude of "Driving Home with Don & Mike" Don's parking problems while trying to pay his taxes Don admits he's back on the AI bandwagon News scan The ability to have children at a later age in life Celebrity matches from MyHeritage.com Phoner with Bob Barker (the real one, not Mike) ========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 13, 2006: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Testing out the bad Paul Shaffer laugh Old DJ stories about mafia-influenced radio stations More celebrity matches from MyHeritage.com Someone offers Don a "signed" photo of Dakota Fanning Don argues with Bart over money Phoner with some Starbucks manager who got to play in Metallica Offensive terms for retards Old DJ stories Jim Elliot The Sean Connery and Food Game ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 14, 2006: Here Comes Tommy Gavin Tail, Tucking Down the Fitty Trail Tom Gavin is the Free Money Bunny Don makes people get out of his seat at Church What's wrong with radio Alien car wash attendants try to "fix" Don's gas tank hatch The Bit Formerly Known as LBJ (Sean Connery) ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 17, 2006: Losing My Religon The suckiness that is Billy Joel

The greatness of some awful halogen-oven infomercial DCRTV rave-out Don meets a listener at church Don gets a hair cut Mike gains 3 lbs in 15 hours ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 18, 2006: Romance at Midday Eva Longoria laugh alarm and self-absorbed interview recap Fights with callers Last minute tax filers on the news recap Girls Gone Wild and TiVoing porn Xbox Madden tournament players are looooosers. Not at all like Ms. Pacman wizards Explain Yourself (real estate in Heaven) Rod Stewart on American Idol lament Regis's gay Los Angeles excursion to see Jack Nicholson Can You Get to 10? (William Devane, Bob Barker, Frank Calliendo, Stuart Scott, Campbell Brown) ========================================================= Wed Ajdury 19, 2006: God Needed a Fingertip Don "Louis the Retard"-bans DCRTV from The Show Mike severely mandolin-slices his finger Speculating on the last, long-delayed dentist visit for someone at the station Don's not-my-girlfriend is leaving her toothbrush in his house American Idol recap Some jive morning news anchorman tapes News scan, including the 100 unsexiest men in the world Phoner with Regis at Jack Nicholson's house (both Mike) Point-Counterpoint (some harmonica freak) ========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 20, 2006: Happy 420 Don gets free swag from The Haircuttery for mentioning it on Monday's show Craig Wilson (the smell of mulch) Celebrity Cooking and Huff recap Mike admits he used to tend his own garden Fumbling with the sound effects tapes News scan My Mom has Herpes game (To Tell the Truth) Larry 2 Larry (pig-spleen weather forecaster) ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 21, 2006: Riding Miss McBride Don's not-my-girlfriend drives him to work The Ride with McBride recap Don's VIP card from The Haircuttery is also carried by Amy Carter, Shannon Doherty, Dan Quayle, Michael Bolton, Ryan

Seacrest and Regis Philbin Buzz debuts (a capella) a new Jennifer Aniston tribute song to "Candle in the Wind" Entertainment news Stump the Stupe (Name that Tune) The bit formerly known as LBJ (William DeVane's character from 24) ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 24, 2006: Having a Ball Dopie and A/C Repairman are back on CBS radio, D&M might be signed on offshore pirate radio stations Mike wears a "Billy Idol" vest in to work Don tries out his Haircuttery VIP card Sopranos recap Don attempts yardwork Don meets the guy who makes his favorite cigars Don thinks he plays Warren Sapp on Xbox Live Charlie Sheen's even darker side Buzz has a tiff with Marsha Make Jessica Rabbit Laugh ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 25, 2006: Sex Farm The future, O&A, and relocating to a new station and studios Kurt Russell's comments about men's need to plant seeds Who's Stinkier? (variation on Who Would You Do?) Entertainment news More Who's Stinkier? (variation on Who Would You Do?) E2E (selling one of Elvis's old houses) Robb's cruelty toward Gladys Kravitz ========================================================= Wed Ajdury 26, 2006: Now It Can Be Told Teasing the move to the new studio The giant trash can that was the old WPGC studios AI recap Klink has a hot spot and Bart needs a summer job Charlie Stuangstabalac Interview (popcorn-flavored ice cream) Background to the Bullshit suspension Listener Thomas comes by with beer Entertainment news ========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 27, 2006: Holy Bong Water The lawyers nixed all of the What Would You Do... acts Teasing the possible return of the LVSS MLB's bad new theme song The Buzz Interview (Pope of Pot) Clips from Don's Channel 9 interview about being a widower

Dateline NBC's pedophile show Flight 93 movie controversy ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 28, 2006: Dance, Mister Bojangles--Dance Show ratings suck on WJFK D&M now number 15 Feedback from the Channel 9 interview Entertainment news What Your Boss Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him The bit formerly known as LBJ (Hop Sing) ========================================================= Mon May 1, 2006: And That's How It's Done Illegal immigrant protest day shuts down catering trucks, leaf blowers across the nation Don's weekend in Atlantic City Mike takes his kids to see Scary Movie 4, RV Mike wants to pee on Beluga Whoring out personal appearances William Devane (Mike) in-studio Drunk woman (not April) call in ========================================================= Tues May 2, 2006: That Doesn't Taste Like Geritol Disc #14 is missing Nurse Diesel from High Anxiety works on Don's mouth Mike also took his kids to see the Civil War-era death exhibit RGF thread about getting rid of the news Don's shopping cart taps a woman's car Joe has a skeleton key Phoner with some guy who's organizing a geriatric gang bang Why is Joe putting up these phone calls? Fight with a caller Vibrator Talent Show (Vibrator Olympics with singing) ========================================================= Wed May 3, 2006: Let's Hug It Out, Bitch Pimping their appearance at Hank's Look Around Cafe AI recap What to do about John Normand, Don's birthday gifts Phoner with Chris Hanson about the NBC pedophile show Joe on-the-street with his skeleton key that runs Rascals, elevators ========================================================= Thurs May 4, 2006: The Return of the All-Caller Show (because the last one was such a triumph) ========================================================= Fri May 5, 2006: Almost as Big a Whore as Robb JC Hayward sends Don a publicity picture signed "Love you" Beth Ann leaves a message about her dinner with TK Tom Kent Live appearance at Hank's Look Around Cafe recap

Don struggles to name 10 Batman villians and actors Phoner with some man-witch (witch school) Entertainment news The bit formerly known as LBJ (the guy from the Empire Today commercials) ========================================================= Mon May 8, 2006: Haus has Twenty-Two--Busted Cavalcade Teasing the "What's the Gayest Thing You've Ever Done?" game How long can you hold your breath? Don's weekend with sister-in-law Judy The etiquette of consuming new purchases while you're still at the counter Don's gal-pal pounces on babies at Mission Impossible 3 Don has carpenter bees Mike's angry, drunken blackjack weekend Entertainment news Shoot 'Em Up game (taser) ========================================================= Tues May 9, 2006: Fairy Tales Cavalcade William Devane (Mike) is still alive on 24 Teasing Elvis night on AI Dumas caller David Blaine recap Lay King Interview (Nixon's sandwich) My Gayest Experience Story game ========================================================= Wed May 10, 2006: Grand Theft Auto: Sacramento AI recap Future technology discussion Entertainment news Listener emails, wants to meet Jessica Rabbit Irene Ryan (former Supreme) mini-tribute Phoner with some guy who is searching for a woman to have sex with a skunk-ape ========================================================= Thurs May 11, 2006: Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be DJs Phoner with CBS radio big-giant-head Joel Hollander (Timmy) AI recap Mike wants to sing the national anthem at a baseball game Another scary clip from the Pedophile Show Moron the guy who emails to hit on Jessica Rabbit Regis (Mike) pimps his new tv show Elvis2Elvis (Rev. Elvis Priestly) Worst Mom in the World game

========================================================= Fri May 12, 2006: This Mailman's Life Don's house loses power Breast milk vs. ass play Mother's Day tribute Robert the Angry Mailman in-studio for his standup routine The bit formerly known as LBJ (Dorothy Letterman) ========================================================= Mon May 15, 2006: Loved You in "The Goodbye Girl," Don One of the Duke Lacrosse players went to Bart's froofy high school Don's weekend with Amy and grandchildren -- Don's grandson is an Xbox Maddeen prodigy -- floor show as the sky waitressees catfight each other -- Don is mistaken for Richard Dreyfuss Big Freda may (or may not) be listening to The Show Finding the Stool Store is hard Drunk guy (not Chad) calls in Dennis Murphy buys a restaurant Roberta Grippey, girl who lives in car, is invited to live in the station parking lot Entertainment news Bush (Mike) rehearses his illegal immigration speech ========================================================= Tues May 16, 2006: WJFK Management is Bothersome Meet Lisa, homeless listener, who'll spend the week living in the parking lot and D&M's office Don's gf says "condensation is bothersome"--what's bothersome? Another jug-Brandy-drunk granite-liver tard calls in Phoner to Lisa out in her car William Devane (Mike) discusses 24 Dithering about whether to make up with Lisa Remedy Bush's press conference recap "Juiced" preview I'll Be God-Damned (competitive whistler) ========================================================= Wed May 17, 2006: You Can't Beat it--Kiss It Don's gf begins to see the less than sunny side of Don's real personality The difference between men and women and bathroom habits AI recap Lisa and Josh's first overnight at the station, and John meets the JFK ghost Robert the Hungry Mailman drops off food for Lisa It's Raining Food (Adventurous Gourmet) Phone scan Entertainment news

Germ Peter Rosenberg wants to beat Don's ass ========================================================= Thurs May 18, 2006: Welcome to the Haters, Buzz Drinking with Doni and the g/f Mike cries watching AI Robert the very angry mailman's food went mostly uneaten Joshua spends the night with a fake-boobed Junkette Buzz doesn't like Lisa the homeless be-yotch Larry 2 Larry (Florida woman who shot a gator) Mike leaves early because he's not feeling well Phoner with Gary Shandling Phone scan ========================================================= Fri May 19, 2006: Reruns (the show is dark today because Mike is recoving from his panic attack) Phoner with "Super Don and Mike listener" Dennis Lyon re: fan rally in Green Bay Phoner with James P. Sorce - a message from Michael Chiklis Bob Mailman calls the Sports Junkies Highway Love Connection Bitching about Joe Gibbs press tour and American Idol Joe Ardinger's "Midwinter" song Phoner with John Azarian, geek who owns original Batman suit Batman album ========================================================= Mon May 22, 2006: Paging Doctor Homo! Paging Doctor Homo! You're Wanted in the Air Studio--Stat! Mike discusses his medical crisis during Thursdee's show (anxiety attack) A lover scorned: Rupert Pupkin's DCRTV responses, bets Rupert he can't go a month w/o making any remarks in the mailbag No word from Homeless Lisa Don meets Senator Fred Thompson at The Palm Don's squeeze Adrian* on the phone, has a confrontation with scary people at a store * doesn't sound anything like Talia Shire ========================================================= Tues May 23, 2006: The Sensitive Spot is the Whole Thing Rupert blows the bet already The good old days laying pipe with radio skanks Pulling back the curtain: Adrian and her role in Don's real life Pimping the triumphant return of Strip Trivia What the hell happened to Lisa the homeless girl?

Catholic2Catholic [in Jew2Jew voices] (channeling angels) Entertainment news William Devane (Mike) is angry that he's counted as "dead" in the WaPo Moron theories from DoucheRTV's Mailbag ========================================================= Wed May 24, 2006: He's a Faaaag More pimping for Strip Trivia Caller wants D&M to name his kid Do celebrities listen to D&M? AI recap Phone with former program director Matt Farber Soft pimping for Strip Trivia Entertainment news ========================================================= Thurs May 25, 2006: Take It Off Pimping for Strip Trivia AI recap (Apocryphal) Hitler Jokes The triumphant return of Strip Trivia ========================================================= Fri May 26, 2006: Quattro Fromaggi Ratings are back up, at least for The Show O&A's return to broadcast: there's not going to be a cuntraversy Strip Trivia recap, including controversy on RGF Tommy James (of And the Shondells) has a limp-dick handshake Trying to hook up again with Jessica Rabbit Mike is going to take his kids to a BoSox game The bit formerly known as LBJ (Cousin Luigi) ========================================================= Mon May 29, 2006: Reruns Jew 2 Jew (Owner of "A Christmas Story" house) Fight over studio lighting News Scan American Idol recap Searching for the real Ron Mexico Total Recall sound effects game Analyzing the Jack FM format Monitoring Mix 107 News Scan -Racism survey -Royal family -Pervert tricks men to run around without pants "Radar" magazine exposes Disney World secrets ========================================================= Tues May 30, 2006: Tard and a Tree

Some neck is upset about the studio move to Maryland Trolling for martyrs to be punished for the sins of he bad callers Don's weekend in OC with the GF and the GF* Buzz house-sits, tends Don's garden Haggling over time management Mike takes his kids to a BoSox game, meets dumbass fans Mike gets caught trying to cut in line at the airport Duct-taping and torturing live effigies to a tree outside ------------------------------* the other green fairy ========================================================= Wed May 31, 2006: Meow Meow Meow Meow Don's headphones are screwed up Today's dimwit first-break caller is brought to you by Dunkin' Donuts, FSU Katie Couric sendoff recap Charly Stuangstabalac interview (Gelato ice cream bicycle tour) Bart is bringing a girlfriend home to visit Old timers on WABC let the f-bomb fly Entertainment news ========================================================= Thurs June 1, 2006: OVER MODULATED #15 party at Hank's recap Joe's god-awful tapes and outtakes from the appearance Entertainment news Today's drunk tard caller is brought to you by... Lay2Lay (American Idol phone callers) More entertainment news ========================================================= Fri June 2, 2006: Mr. Monk and the Cart Machine Don gives everyone X-men names - Don is Capt Nobutt - Mike is Strapon - Robb is The Punisher - Buzz is Skintight - Joe is Jojo Binks Robb gets a mahogany Hindenburg model, shows off his other toys Bart brings a girl home for the weekend Syndicated stations complain about the Show running long Don and Robb battle over control the cart machine tapes Fearmongering school cafeteria news Entertainment news The bit formerly known as LBJ (illegal immigrant Luis Rodriguez) =========================================================

Mon June 5, 2006: Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where are You? We Got a Show to Do Now Calling Tom to be the Beast on 6/6/06 Joe is sick Robb is Miss Daisy on the road Don sees someone in a Scooby Doo outfit flipping off people in the street Dr. Laura must be in best-of: women keep calling in for advice Bart and his girl have a romantic soak in Don's bathtub Don stumbles in church Anger about the Sopranos Mike goes clubbing James Gandolfini and Tony Soprano (Mike) defend The Sopranos finale ========================================================= Tues 6/6/6, 2006: Number of the Tard Songs with "devil" in them Today's batshit first-break caller is brought to you by Red Devil Lye and Drain Cleaner Former saleswoman Stacie in-studio, discusses how she left the station Tom shows up to be The Devil in front of the studio Satan (Don) explains it all Larry 2 Jew (mayor from Hell, Michigan) ========================================================= Wed June 7, 2006: HBF It's Freda's birthday, so they play a best-of segment featuring her - Freda helps Bart move in at Clemmson Today's tedious drunk first-break tard caller is brought to you by Liver-right Don battles the Lindsay Lohans of the world at the strip mall Adrian invites Don to the Pokey-nos to watch neck-car Fight with a caller Mike never got his birthday present magazines from Robb Dude walker cuts liners, commercial for SeX-Men Entertainment news Mike wants to be treated the way he treats others Craig Wilson (relationship deal-breakers) Who wrote this bad ad copy? ========================================================= Thurs June 8, 2006: Yo, Whad-Up, hun? Pittsburgers vs. Baltimorons SeX-Men commercial Baltimore accents Phone scan

Bush (Mike) discusses blowing up Al-Zarkawi or whatever his name was Cell Phone Toss game Followup phoner with some religious douche who says the Antichrist is someone you never heard of ========================================================= Fri June 9, 2006: Put It On a Gift Certificate Mike's kids recognize Robert Duvall at a restaurant That fag support hose the basketball players wear Mike's guilt about being a part-time dad Chief Gillespie wants bleachers built in the new studio for a live audience Don tells the gf to "put it on a gift certificate," hilarity ensues Autograph hound sends a letter to Don's house RGF controversy--there's not going to be a controversy The bit formerly known as LBJ (Monty Burns, Abe Simpson, Smithers and Bartender Moe from The Simpsons) ========================================================= Mon June 12, 2006: Reruns (The boys are in New York for meetings) Eight-track tapes, Boston (the band) Don's productive weekend with Big Freda Stellar parenting by Don's Father Don bitches about the cheerleading stickers on parents' cars Phoner with cheerleading sticker offender Mike wants to start his own motorcyle gang Mike quits smoking, and overeating... and binge drinking The insatiable Beth Ann On being Joe Ardinger Bill Clinton's (Mike) favorite songs Explain yourself: Mitch Gould - maker of Steven Seagal's energy drink ========================================================= Tues June 13, 2006: Park It A storm while Don was gone knocks down trees, makes Klink sick, fouls his swimming pool Don's festive Mike O'Meara-style weekend at the NASCAR, includes - neck's hunting knife collection - Philadelphia neck is angry aboutt the weather, apparel costs - drunk Yahtzee - the Lucy & Desi Airstream traileer - claimed Adrian was sick to her bboss and had to leave-didn't tell Adrian Ben Rothlisberger motorcycle wreck recap

Phoner with some trekkie who replicated his house to look like ST:TNG William Devane (Mike) carps about 24 being on hiatus ========================================================= Wed June 14, 2006: The Shallow End of the Gene Pool Buzz went to a city council meeting, wants a buffer between his house and a public pool Today's first break tard caller brought to you by The Buzzcast Phoner with Kirin (?)--some guy who'll let people on the internet make all decisions for him Unwillingly playing the Name Game with callers Make Joshua Tree Laugh Craig Wilson (gay adoption) ========================================================= Thurs June 15, 2006: Bottoms Up Telemarketing phone calls Don gets his septic tank pumped Cheryl the Big Dyke's Gay Pride parade tapes Teasing a photo shoot with Cheryl and Robb in a knockoff of the Annie Liebovitz John and Yoko photo Teasing the RGF picnic--will Mike spend every break with them? Phoner with Adrian to verify the truth of the wacky weekend recap Robert the horny mailman wants to be in the photo Don and Robert bet on the Dallas Miami game: if Robert wins, he goes to Don's house and plays Xbox, if Don wins, Robert stands outside the station wearing a sign that says "I Love White People" Which religion are various comic-book heroes? Entertainment news ========================================================= Fri June 16, 2006: Explain Yourself Mike goes outside to meet the creepy internet RGF fans, Q&A CGRW Brittany Spears recap Phoner with Donna Rose, tranny daddy Father's Day rant: what your father really wants The Bit Formerly Known as LBJ (Simon Cowell and Regis) ========================================================= Mon June 19, 2006: I'll Give You Something to Cry About Phone scan Refinements to the Sacramento Dance Listener from Fairfax Honda comes in-studio to show off her hotness Don's Father's Day weekend - dentist is mad at Don's missing the last 3 appointments - gets a father's day card from hiis dogs

- Adrian cries because the dogs juust can't get along - Adrian ruins the basketball gamee Carla wants kids, Mike doesn't know if he wants to go Tony Randall and be another AARP baby-daddy Robert the angry mailman lost the bet, haggles with Robb over the terms of the bet that he lost Entertainment news ========================================================= Tues June 20, 2006: Honkeys The lobby smells terrible Moron Mike's "do I want another rugrat" dilemma Robert the angry mailman vs. Tom the angry tard Robert wears a "Honk if You Love White People" sandwich board on the street Lay King 2 Lay King (Alaskan baseball team) Robert's bet payoff continues, negotiates another bet (if Miami wins the NBA championship, Robert spends the show in a dunk tank, otherwise Don has to come over to Robert's house for dinner) William Devane in-studio for whatever reason ========================================================= Wed June 21, 2006: So You Think You're Drunk and Interesting? Robert asks out a station hottie--she shoots him down Enough with the bad drunk callers f/u with the guy who used to get drunk and go to bed while his wife banged his best friend on the porch Shocker--"So You Think You Got Talent" show looks suck-ass Paging Homo Joe Phoner to former GM Alan Leinwand about saving the penny Entertainment News Kathy C is still torturing Frank Gifford The Buzz Interview (pot-friendly Bud & Breakfast) It's All Relative (Father's Day edition) ========================================================= Thurs June 22, 2006: Birthday Boy Last day before vacation--back on Tuesdee July 11 It's Mike's birthday Phoner with Mike's squeeze Carla; Don negotiates Mike's future as a daddy, 3rd time divorcee Mike takes his 2-girl show (with Carla's permission. But Adrian wouldn't let Don do it.) Accordion-player in-studio to serenade Mike F/u with Kirin (see June 16), who will do anything he's told for his website stunt Phone scan, including tards trying out to be Beluga the dog Regis's god-awful talent show sucks recap

========================================================= Fri June 23, 2006: Reruns Larry and Larry phoner with Al Roker Larry and Larry with Beth Ann, Joe, Buzz Meet JFK staffer Jessica Rabbit -Jessica yodels -Warned about coworkers Robb whores out his kid for a Frito-Lay commercial Phoner with FEMA National Director Charly Stuangstabilac -Bit is aborted and Charly goes onn hiatus Phoner with Randy - "The Real Peter Pan" Match Game 2005 Celebrity match website Is Jim Nance Jewish? ========================================================= Mon June 26, 2006: Reruns WJFK's new swipe-card security system Beth Ann acuses receptionist Collette of lying Would Beth Ann be an efficient hooker? WJFK's security cameras Which WJFK'er would you like see in the bathroom Dump-button Travis reviews Return of the Sith Collette sticks to her lie Mike weighs 295 - now on Weight Watchers Phoner with Herb Alpert Sacromento Ass calls in Phoner with Renelvis - sings "The Elvis Cup" The Charly interview: $135 cocktail ========================================================= Tues June 27, 2006: Reruns The Smear Factor game Smear Factor winner announced Mike gives Beth Ann $150 to buy a week's worth of dresses Gavin calls in Winner of Smear Factor washes his hair Charlie Watts looks awful Buzz visits the Hustler Club ========================================================= Wed June 28, 2006: Reruns Beth Ann models her yellow dress Mike weighs 286 lbs. Furball the cat pees in Don's house Don and Freda fight about Furball solution Phoner with Ryan Swanberg - sues telemarketers Don and The Disco Dentist trash the WIFE lobby in Indianapolis Stump the Stupe Furball battle continues

Don's packet -Helen Hunt has hit the wall -Kelly Ripa - carpenter's dream -Bigger load? Kevin Federline or NNick Lachey? -Mother hires hooker for 16 year oold son's prom ========================================================= Thurs June 29, 2006: Reruns Don recounts his early phone pig conquests Tough-guy Buzz passes his motorcycle license test Where in the world is Matt the crying engineer? Matt returns and gets grilled Happy Birthday Tracy baby Robb's diet - Fudgsicles with whipped cream Don's home improvement - fixing the "Mr. Ed" gate Mike is on Weight Watchers Phoner with John Ventimiglia, Artie Buco from the Sopranos Angry gay Ray Romano (Mike) Doni's naked cruelty ========================================================= Fri June 30, 2006: Reruns Beth Ann's bathtime Boston Rob wedding special Grab bag: -Who will be Robb's pallbearers? -Julia Spewak's joke -Chris Tucker always plays the samme character -Michael Jackson's Hitler and Threee Stooges collection Isn't that something - Linda Stafford found $3K in garage sale chair Phone Scan -Mike blesses caller Brian's marriiage -Karen the bipolar drunkard Goofing on Channel 9 local anchor Todd McDermott LBJ: Morgan Freeman Don's Black-Barry ========================================================= Mon July 3, 2006: Reruns Brut vs. High Karate cologne Brokedick radio remotes Mike's trip to Bermuda -Golden boy flies in private jet -Mike craves family approval -Daughter Katherine has asthma atttack Buzz bails on the swing party Beth Ann picks her own winner in the Win a Date with BA Contest -Phoner with Shawn, the "winner" The three words that strike fear in the hearts of mortal

men Jackie Stallone (Mike) harbors fugitive Dwight Gooden (Mike) Isn't that something: Sugurbush the squirrel ========================================================= Tues July 4, 2006: Reruns Phoner with CBS' Dave Price about Hurricane Katrina Don drives Freda's convertible home in the rain Phoner with Prophet Yahweh - he summons UFOS BA preps for her creepy listener date Phoner with Beth Ann's date, Shawn G. Gordon Liddy (Mike) on Deep Throat revelation Phoner with Paul Anka "Batman Begins" discussion Dumbest newscaster article from Razor magazine A "tardy" phone scan ========================================================= Wed July 5, 2006: Reruns Chicago memories: Steve Dahl, John Landecker, etc. Bruce Campbell in studio Glamour magazine "Man Manual" Can you get to 10? - Nancy O'Dell Beth Ann has the creeping crud (bug bit her in the ass) Sonny Jerguson's (Mike) birthday Isn't that something? - Jake the dog swam to Alcatraz ========================================================= Thurs July 6, 2006: Reruns Win a date with BA wrap up Jerk caller doesn't like Beth Ann Joe marries Traci baby Jerry Lewis telethon tapes Don's neighbor sees his PPV porn order screen More telethon tapes News scan Telethon wrap-up Phoner with Dick Cavett The Charly interview: 20,000 bees infest Oklahoma home Glamour magazine "Man Manual" part 2 ========================================================= Fri July 7, 2006: Reruns Brian Wilson concert recap Penn Gillette pushing "The Aristocrats" Mike announces The President's Cup golf tournament The bit formerly known as LBJ (Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite) Randy "Peter Pan" Constan's album review Idiot phone scan -Website photo shows Don has a wett spot on his crotch

========================================================= Mon July 10, 2006: Reruns Joe and the ghost of WJFK Jew to Jew: Pope's car for auction Phoner with Rassler Mick Foley Pumps and drunks phone scan Daddy Doni has needs News scan Tom Brokaw (Mike) on Peter Jennings Phoner with Bo Bice's Grandmother ========================================================= Tues July 11, 2006: I Will Never Forgive You Back from vacation, now in the new studio Two new affiliates - Portland Oregon and Whoronto Canada Mike pimps for a receptionist No baby, but Mike and Carla get another dog Fights with callers, themselves over the new studio and Buzz's wonky microphone Rush Limbaugh gets nailed with Viagra recap Starr Jones gets canned from The View recap Don gets a speeding ticket Don gets the mumps Don disappoints his grandson at the zoo Don goes to the Superman movie at a kiddie matinee Don goes skydiving again Ratings trends are in - 2nd in the beauty pagent Mike sends his daughter in to redeem a lottery ticket Mike's on-board car navigation doesn't work ========================================================= Wed July 12, 2006: What's the Matter, Col. Sanders? Chicken? An argument about sitting down vs. standing up--but not about peeing Don's girlfriend (now called AJ) wrecks her car, borrow's Don's, wrecks it Listeners are complaining about the echo--echo--echo Jew 2 Jew (Col. Sanders's suit) Listener Peg Bundy wants to know what men do when she's not around Entertainment news ========================================================= Thurs July 13, 2006: More God-Damned Nonsense Yesterday's rant about listeners' carping about the reverb was really the fault of the mumps --doesn't mean complainers still aren't asshats Pimping for new show opens from listeners Mike corrects a newspaper article about buying another restaurant

AJ still gets visits from Aunt Flo Don pimps for Madden opponents to tune for his game against Torry Holt Why are the microphones open during the commercial breaks? D&M go outside to walk the neighborhood Joe's wife Tracie Baby, already Miss Lucky, gets struck by lightning Lay King 2 Lay King (Carnies) Make Us Laugh ========================================================= Fri July 14, 2006: All the Phillies are Jealous of My Hooves Don realizes the new studio is near where he grew up The DOT story First tedious Show Opening entries Joe goes out on the street to rip off the Letterman RupertG bit Don wants Robert Mailman to back him up when he plays Torry Holt Fox News crew taking fire recap Lay King farts on the air--again Entertainment news The bit formerly known as LBJ (Barbaro the horse) ========================================================= Mon July 17, 2006: Yo Ho Ho More not-quite-as-tediious Show Opening entries Douche calls in to tell how he called Marty Bass a douche Don has unwanted visitors who want to use his pool Don's Madden date with Torry Holt is pushed up to Sunday (the 16th) night Torry Holt edges Don 50-16 Mike gets a new Great Pyrannese dog Most Digusting [delay] You've [delay] Seen in Training [delay] list Knocking Robb down a notch ========================================================= Tues July 18, 2006: Witless for the Prosecution Clearing the air with Robb Mike had to go to court to turn state's evidence on something he saw at Hank's More tediious Show Opening entries Unwanted pool visitors just won't go away now matter how pissed off they are Don stalks the people who lived in his childhood home Don responds to more carping on DoucheRTV How About That (54-year-old hot dog) Phoner with Bush (Mike) about dropping the S bomb =========================================================

Wed July 19, 2006: The Great Ape The triumphant but disturbing return of The Sacramento Dance Don's dead a/c will cost 1 Million Dollars to fix Cutting internal liners for an affiliate to motivate the sales staff Old DJ tape from when Don was at WPGC (circa 1978) More Show Opening entries What the hell happened to Kathleen Turner? Entertainment News Mystery Guest (Naura Hayden) Beat the Heat game (take your car through the car wash with the windows down) ========================================================= Thurs July 20, 2006: Out of Control Here Gentlemen K-SHI-T in Sacramento pre-empts the show to run WNBA basketball again. Carla walks in on Mike polishing his pipes More Show Opening entries Don finds the unwanted guests' kid's Tag Heuer watch, gives it back, rats out the MILF MILFs and M-i-LILFs (Mother-in-laws I'd Like to F) Phoner with some guy who made a floating bed Carping about some guy who caught a fish with teeth Homo Joe checks in with disturbing s--- in his life Robert the soaking Mailman gets in a dunk tank to pay off a bet ========================================================= Fri July 21, 2006: Chuck U. Farley The summer ratings are in: #4 overall Pledging to step on the neck of WTOP's news director Jim Farley All about fat NFL coaches Fire Extinguisher Roulette More Show Opening entries ========================================================= Mon July 24, 2006: Hey Everybody--We're All Gonna Get Laid! More Show Opening entries Robb is/not bald AJ catches Don peeing off the deck Boys will be boys (with porn) Bart still uses the "emergency" credit card for everyday stuff The unwanted neighbors become The Unwanted Golfing Buddies Unwanted neighbor that Don fought with last week gives Don good golf tips This year's Fantasy Football will be a non-keeper league

Moron Jim Farley Entertainment news, featuring pussy rock-stars Moron Jim Farley ========================================================= Tues July 25, 2006: Oh What a Feeling When You're Painting the Ceiling More Show Opening entries Don launches the rocket, hits a bathroom ceiling Carla catches Mike--again; he says he's giving it up Pimping Mike's appearance to sing the National Anthem Meet "Smart Charly" Charles Stuangstabalac Pimping the Ratings Party meet-n-greet at Hank's The greatness of the new studio bathroom Call to Holland for CatsthatlooklikeHitler.com Entertainment news Wimpiest rock songs Santa Claus (Mike) in-studio ========================================================= Wed July 26, 2006: Do Not Call--not Telemarketers--We Mean *You* Warning about telemarketing and cell-phones Happy 35th wedding anniversary, Buzz Don's a dick to a travelling bible salesman, a/c workman Mike orders self-tapes on anxiety and depression Controversy over the do-not-call list Buzz Interview (Free-ballers of America) Don (aka Capt. Obvious) finally figures out that Lindsay Lohan is a skank (can Paris Hilton be next?) Entertainment News The debut of the radio soap opera "Meet the Fartleys" Make Us Laugh ========================================================= Thurs July 27, 2006: Keep the Secret, My Precious Love More Show Opening entries Ratings party at Hanks recap Bloopers from a commercial read Entertainment news Who's the Biggest* game RGF douche accues Don of Jap Attacking Mike in The Name Game Lay King 2 Lay King (tin-foil hat who wants to change the name of the earth) ========================================================= Fri July 28, 2006: The Dead Pool Cutting liners for a new station Don kills a frog infestation in his pool He's Full of Crap (celebs with their heads up their asses) Prepping Mike for singing the National Anthem

The prodigal Dennis Murphy calls in "Meet the Fartleys" The Rolling Sell-outs will let people listen to their concerts over the phone (for a fee) Entertainment news Buzz is pissed at Sears, wifey The bit formerly known as LBJ (Johnny Depp aka Capt Jack Sparrow) ========================================================= Mon July 31, 2006: Las Vegas is Calling The Gang all go to see Wayne Newton Happy birthday (Don's daughter) Amy Mike sings the national anthem at the ball game Pimping the Bathing Beauty Pagent contest Tapes from the National game - Robert Mailman meets AJ, Mike's kids - Robert dominates the game "Meet the Fartleys" More tapes from the game, short-bus night at the ballpark - Tom, Dennis and Robert - Don leaves early - Dennis Murphy loves fireworks ========================================================= Tues Aug 1, 2006: Dog Day Afternoon Trolling for the hottest women in the kiddie pool contest The return of Shannon and Drysdale and extra bad groaners DoucheRTV writes a nice thing about The Show--what gives? The best and the very worst of the show open contest entries Meet star of tomorrow Dave, a Tom Gavinlike personage who hangs around the outdoor events Phoner with Matt Hardon, world-wide dancer* Dave hits his head in the kiddie pool Voting for the winner of the contest --------------* Dave the borderline tard was far more lucid and witty than this guy ========================================================= Wed Aug 2, 2006: Don Sucked the Jelly Out of a Jelly Donut . . . It's hot outside--everybody run for your lives! Don's high-tech scale has been lying to him--he's really a fat guy afterall. Welcome home, Don Don's kids--tuition is not an urgency, emergency fund means new tattoos! Poisoning the tenuous friendship with the ex-asshat poolboy golf-tutor neighbor

"Meet the Fartleys" Smart Charly Stuangstabalac interview (Crimebo the Clown) The Three Words that Strike Fear into the Hearts of Mortal Men ========================================================= Thurs Aug 3, 2006: Make Fake Lemonade Summoned to see the Big Giant Head in New Whork Cutting a demo for syndicating The Show AJ (now known as Janet*) meets Don's other girlfriend, Beth Ann Robb's kid chows down two platters of Price Club shrimp Lisa Remedy recap and Look At My Home tapes Jew2Jew (kook Pastor Harry, on how Mel Gibson will trigger ArmegaDon) Entertainment News Arnold Schwartzenegger and Tony Blair (both Mike) discuss Global Warming -----* Janet from Another Planet? Did they finally hook up? ========================================================= Fri Aug 4, 2006: Reruns The show is in reruns while the Boys are in New Whork ========================================================= Mon Aug 7, 2006: I Wish You Bunkers and Roughs The demo of the show gets edited Don wants a new tattoo to commemerate his marriage Falling out with the Golf buddy A-hole over a stroke Don worries his neighbors over his mental state Mike's very teary weekend at his niece's wedding "Meet the Fartleys" Phoner with Earthdog Brother Jim ========================================================= Tues Aug 8, 2006: Live from Pier 39 Bushwood relents, gives Don a 99 afterall Don gets a tattoo on his thigh of Freda's initials and XXV Guess The Year (that internet ubernerds said The Show had changed for the worse) PopularityDialer.com 's cell-phone call service It's Raining Food (animal-fat sculpture) Entertainment News My Wife Stinks game ========================================================= Wed Aug 9, 2006: Let's Bury Robb Robb is banished to the producer's room Phoner with ex-DJ, trash-can pizza-eating Jim Elliott Readings from The Hitler Bible Entertainment news Phoner with kook psychic Jennifer Whisper and The

Entertainer Craig Wilson (Crocs) ========================================================= Thurs Aug 10, 2006: I Married Two C---'s Janet gets some unwanted candor from Don Can't take carry-ons on flights. Snakes still okay Carping about the Red Sox I Have Two Vaginas article Floyd the Barber (Mike) calls some woman who has a Mayberry replica B&B Parade magazine polls Planning to play Jarts Entertainment news ========================================================= Fri Aug 11, 2006: A Carnival of Comedy Mini-sorta-Mike Douglas tribute Don loses his HairCuttery VIP card Mike wants Barber Day at the studio Playing Jarts Entertainment News "Meet the Fartleys" ========================================================= Mon Aug 14, 2006: Feasting on Asphalt Don's g/f Janet really likes football Don sees Ricky Bobby Jim Nance at his Nanciest tapes What Mike Ate This Weekend Picking the fantasy draft order Entertainment News Robb is banished from the studio when the Hammer alarm goes off Researching "Rent a Negro" ========================================================= Tues Aug 15, 2006: Pete and Les My Brothers! A visit from Pete Moss and Les Humid RGF hates Pete Moss and Les Humid Angiest Cities list (Sacramento is #44) Moron "Rent a Negro" (it's a "parody" website) Phoner with Dr. James Capers Robbay Dials for Transvestites Shut up and drink the Kool Aid Faggots in the News ========================================================= Wed Aug 16, 2006: Elvis is Still Dead Barber Day recap Another Elvis show* Next time do the Elvis show off the air and the haircuts On

the air. ========================================================= Thurs Aug 17, 2006: Way Too Familiar CBS wants them to hump the podcast Stupid listener phone scan Jessica Rabbit sends emails ending XOXO Don and his dogs are having a battle of wills Haggling over fantasy football Truncated phoner with Patton Oswalt due to a bad phone line But tard of the day caller hangs on forever Entertainment news ========================================================= Fri Aug 18, 2006: Maybe Tom Told Them He was Regis Another drunk calls in Jessica Rabbit reschedules for Monday Dan Snyder is a stupid midget whore Phoner to Tom The Monster Gavin to find out if he got arrested for screwing with a neighbor's answering machine Another phoner with Patton Oswalt Clinton (Mike) turns 60 ========================================================= Mon Aug 21, 2006: Damn Yankees Mike is pissed off about the Red Sox collapse, and argument among themselves Phone Ho Theater with station employees gets squelched because one of the people on the tape doesn't want to go on the air Don meets a weird guy going door to door selling something or other g/f Janet goes to the Skins game with Don Don meets another asshat fan Don pulls shelving down on top of him in the garage Bart gets ready for his junior year at college: getting in line to buy Madden Shatner Roast recap Entertainment News ========================================================= Tues Aug 22, 2006: Rosenberg and Broyhillcrantz are Dead Thinking up ways to punish Robb for their own transgressions Phone scan (including Dr. Phil 2 Dr. Phil) Lameass JFK weekender rips Don on the air. Ex-producer Lisa sends a tape of it to The Show Phoner with Isabella, tell-all Playboy Bunny Standing in line to buy the new Madden Bush (the real one) defends his Iraq strategy recap Entertainment news

========================================================= Wed Aug 23, 2006: The Amazing Race Speculating on the new Survivor race vs. race outcome Don vs. Max the dog continues People are grumbling about paying for a new Madden game every year Hashing out g/f Janet's birthday present Bakersfield's singing white-supremicist racist twin girls Make Us Laugh Lay King 2 Lay King (riding-lawnmower man) ========================================================= Thurs Aug 24, 2006: A Good Lookin' Super Thurs-Dave For Ya There's a lot of unrest in Madden Nation. (In other news, a lot of Sacramentans bought the new Madden game) Buzz is going on a swinger's camping weekend with John Normand Newcomer favorite tard Dave is sent out with a bullhorn to find Jews who forgave Mel Gibson Phoner with American Idol's Randy Jackson (interviewed by Dave) Match Game 2006 ========================================================= Fri Aug 25, 2006: Box Office Poison Pimping a Don & Mike tv commercial contest on YouTube The idiot national newscasters Planning to visit El Jefe's radio show in Florida Mike's daughter wants to be an actress; all about the movie "The Mother" The mindset of this year's college freshmen (Belushi was always dead) Smelliest towns Don gets another collection call for Freda, wants death certificate Entertainment news The bit formerly known as LBJ (Bill O'Reilly) ========================================================= Mon Aug 28, 2006: Alas, Poor Jeffrey York--I Knew Him Well Don thinks Janet's birthday was on Saturday--nope, was on Friday Don and Janet visit KKK-ville Don hangs with g/f's brother drinking his homemade wine, checks out his shrunken head Buzz, John and wives camping recap Technical problems William Devane (Mike) is pissed about not being on the Emmys Entertainment news =========================================================

Tues Aug 29, 2006: The Ghost Whisperer Don talks to Freda's ghost in the car Don's dog Max continues to pee in defiance Robert the Angry Mailman's angry trip to the Dominican has an anticlimax or two The first Fantasy Football screwing of the season: Travis nearly gets kicked out of the league so a listener can play Buzz (with smart Charly Stuangstabalac's help) Interview (hemp speakers) Talking up records with drop-ins Entertainment news ========================================================= Wed Aug 30, 2006: Reading Tijuana Bibles Doesn't Count Don's dog Max continues to pee in defiance Dave can't make the Hooters appearance Bush's interview recap Fantasy Football Draft Entertainment News Jew2Jew (the Minnow from Gilligan's Island) ========================================================= Thurs Aug 31, 2006: Breaking Up is Tard to Do Reno-Style Show recap Don's dog Max might really be sick Talking up records with Michael Hughes drop-ins Time Machine to the future (Australian brothel) Entertainment news Don wants to break up with Tom The bit formerly known as LBJ (Cousin Luigi) ========================================================= Fri Sept 1, 2006: Reruns Buzz's birthday nude (10/7/05) -White House Easter egg roll "Joe Blow" story Teasing the after-work dinner for everyone on the show; BA is wearing hair curlers (9/28/05) Beth Ann will not be photographed in her curlers (9/28/05) Phonescan (12/7/05) -A "voluptuous Jennifer Aniston" wwants a spanking -Mike stuffs his face -Callers give diet advice -Tony Little is a bitch Oktoberfest phoner with Karlo (10/5/05) Dick Clark's stroked-out Rockin New Year's Eve recap (1/9/06) LBJ (Larry King) (10/7/05) ========================================================= Mon Sept 4, 2006: Reruns Don's offhand remark about Baltimore programming fires up

the industry rumor mill (6/8/05) Hard-core biker term quiz (6/8/05) Mike's weekend meltdown at O'Meara's - can't get enough comps in Atlantic City (8/15/05) Marsha falls down the stairs - inquisition of Buzz (10/19/05) Craig Wilson; bathing suits (6/8/05) Nutty Beth Ann works Sundays (6/8/05) Win Beth Ann contest criteria (6/9/05) Phoner with a real Daisy Duke (8/8/05) Worst Father's Day game (6/20/05) ========================================================= Tues Sept 5, 2006: Reruns Robb's eBay listings (10/13/05) Women want to date Don (10/13/05) Mike now pays $350/month in pony support (10/13/05) Weatherguy Tony Perkins in-studio (10/14/05) Phoner with earthdog brother Jim (10/14/05) Phoner with Alan Leinwand regarding Yom Kippur (10/14/05) Bust it game (10/13/05) Slow Joe Mo's at the Rolling Stones concert (10/4/05) Explain Yourself (Dean Moreau has billboard advertising for a wife) (10/13/05) El Zol spanish station xmas party cancelled (12/8/05) ========================================================= Wed Sept 6, 2006: Reruns Robert Mailman gets his new choppers (8/26/05) Mike goes to the Hustler club - gets drunk, sick from greasy food (8/29/05) Phoner with Dr. James Capers (8/30/05) Peter Riegert (Boone from Animal House) in-studio (9/22/05) Make D&M laugh (8/29/05) The Final Word by Craig Wilson - Pies (10/6/05) Phoner with Mike's dental hygenist, Kitty (12/14/05) ========================================================= Thurs Sept 7, 2006: Reruns Don tries to get a new wireless phone (10/11/05) Don cuts his hand (10/11/05) Tard Chris from Seattle---err---drunk Chad from Sacramento gets his ass thrown right out of Charger stadium (10/11/05) Beth Ann, Robb, and Mike try to dress Don's gash (10/11/05) Beth Ann might have lyme disease (10/17/05) Phoner with Rick Moranis (10/20/05) Don's BlackBarry (10/19/05) Redneck Highway Love Connection (10/6/05) Jerry (Lewis) on Larry (King) 12/1/05 Michael Hughes drinks warm wine (1/9/06) =========================================================

Fri Sept 8, 2006: Reruns Making Beth Ann cry (10/27/05) Mike tries to buy women's motorcycle gloves (10/27/05) Making Beth Ann apologize for crying (10/27/05) Phoner with some woman who plays the saw (10/27/05) Getting angry with the callers (10/31/05) LBJ (Regis) (11/10/05) Phoner with John Madden (11/23/05) Robert the angry pyromaniac burns his XBox, games (11/23/05) ========================================================= Mon Sept 11, 2006: Reruns Mike's vacation at Hershey Fart (9/20/05) Mike drinks too much, loses too much in Vegas, must get out of 6th gear (9/20/05) Why Don doesn't like the new Batman movie (6/21/05) Beth Ann's blouse-clowns are just too visible (6/21/05) The Spewak family briefly in-studio, and Flu shots (10/20/05) BA's unrequited love of CK (12/1/05) Dude Walker cuts liners (8/10/05) Explain yourself (Adam Seifer of fotolog.net - photographs every meal) (8/25/05) Story about embarrasing Jim Elliott photo It's all relative (10/3/05) ========================================================= Tues Sept 12, 2006: Reruns Mike considers not drinking for 30 days (10/26/05) Mike - 10 days dry (11/8/05) Don proposes to Jennifer Aniston (11/8/05) Loser from Sacramento calls in (11/2/05) Phoner with Judy Belushi, John's widow (11/4/05) The Big Lie (Thanksgiving) (11/17/05) Big Lie inquisition (11/17/05) Jumping on the midnight trampoline (11/29/05) Phoner with AARP couple who want to start a swinger community (9/28/05) ========================================================= Wed Sept 13, 2006: Reruns The Most Powerful Woman in Sports (11/11/05) Guess the whoopie (Grandparents) (11/11/05) Green Bay Packers Spooktacular (10/18/05) Thanksgiving recap (11/28/05) Gavin/Murphy/RTAM cocktail (10/18/05) Phoner with Dave McKenna of Washington City Paper re: Redskins commercial overload (10/4/05) Robb's ninth wedding anniversary (10/12/05) =========================================================

Thurs Sept 14, 2006: Reruns Absinthe recap (11/22/05) Mike is seriously hung-over (11/22/05) Don is back. Daughter Amy is better, but he asks for privacy about it all (11/22/05) Bart wants Don to buy him a tent while he waits in line to get his Xbox360 (11/22/05) Mike vs. Joe vs. BA vs. Andrew (11/22/05) Buzz gets lost on his way to Hank's, Mike spends part of the night puking/sleeping on the bathroom floor (11/22/05) Mike also eats bad shrimp (11/22/05) Charly Interview (Toy hall-of-fame) (11/22/05) Vibrator Olympics (Male edition) (10/17/05) Phoner with Dick Van Patten, humping his new dog food (11/1/05) Mike's Hide the Hand Game with Beluga (12/15/05) Talking about a story about a guy who sat in superglue on a toilet seat (11/10/05) Elvis2Elvis: Elvis and Beatles impersonators (11/16/05) ========================================================= Fri Sept 15, 2006: Reruns Collette Harris' birthday nude (11/17/05) BA's unrequited love of CK (12/1/05) Joe Ardinger cuts a commercial (12/1/05) Phoner with the human jukebox (2/1/06) Happy birthday BA (2/1/06) Joe trick-or-treats for beer (10/31/05) More trick-or-treating (10/31/05) LBJ (Bob Barker) (2/17/06) Phone scan (prime numbers) (~1/25/06) ========================================================= Mon Sept 18, 2006: Riding Along on a Carousel Mike forgets Don's birthday (again) Don's dog Max had pancreatic cancer, had to be put to sleep Don drives to Clemson, Orlando Vacationing in Orlando with daughter Amy and the grandkids Spongebob Squarepants is a dick Herro, y'ar--meet the oriental rednecks Don forgets Big Freda's birthday Don collides with a bicyclist in Ocean City Mike's Vegas Vacation Carla moves out Teasing the Jerry Lewis tapes ========================================================= Tues Sept 19, 2006: The Correctors - in Color Mike gets Don the Showtime Rotisserie Oven for his birthday Don is depressed about his birthday; Mike also forgot his godson's 21st birthday

Pimping the YouTube commercial contest Old swinging parties with Buzz Phoner with some 80 year old Jamaican rabbai carny Second day back from vacation: here's the fantasy football dabacle Entertainment news ========================================================= Wed Sept 20, 2006: Breaking All the Rules (C'mon, Get Ready to Rule) Oil prices drop on news that D&M's ratings went down a little for the month, DoucheRTV all over it Schooling webmasters on the rules of publishing copyrighted material (e.g. radio ratings) Don's home phone lines are screwed up, didn't get the 10 messages Amy had left wishing him a happy birthday How to cheat the toll roads Fight with a caller Lay King 2 Lay King (JFK's ball of twine) Craig Wilson (George Washington) ========================================================= Thurs Sept 21, 2006: Their Baton Handling Skills are Superb Dumb football logo fan junk, like inflatable coach's headsets Caller was a male cheerleader Don's high school coach goes into his high school hall of fame Buzz's wife tears a makeup mirror off a wall Teasing the YouTube commercial contest Jerry Lewis Telethon tapes Phoner with ex-intern Greg Garcia (from My Name is Earl) Make Us Laugh* * "Pink vs. Purple" officially replaces "let me push in your stool" as most often repeated joke ========================================================= Fri Sept 22, 2006: When Cary Met Robby (chatting about their relationships) Old DJ stories Don, Bart and g/f Janet are all getting along very well Happy Birthday to Robb's wife Cary Local newsreader roundup Which of Buddy Ryan's sons is fatter? Entertainment news The Most Powerful Woman in Sports ========================================================= Mon Sept 25, 2006: How Dumb Are Me? Ted--uh--Turner tapes

Which of Buddy Ryan's sons is fatter? is still undecided. Which one uses a Sharper Image bathroom scale? Don plays the widower card, buys a new 'Slade Shocker -- Don loves the new Jackass movie Janet can't move in with Don, but she's slowly moving in Mike negotiates Carla's return Venting spleens CBS Radio is letting D&M run their You Tube contest winner once on a real tv station Jerry Lewis Telethon tapes Weighing the Disproportate T's Contest Why can't callers tell when they're on the air? Clinton lies, fights with Chris Wallace who dares ask him a question during an interview ========================================================= Tues Sept 26, 2006: So Get Your Tickets Now Reno-Style Show at the greasy spoon is cancelled because the joint doesn't want any "content issues" A call to The Gosling (Michael Hughes) about live shows, You Tube commercials Ray Liotta's adoption parallel's Don's Smart Charles Stuangstabalac Interview (glorified cow) Entertainment news The triumphant return of the Barry White Tribute ========================================================= Wed Sept 27, 2006: Albie VD is for Everybody, Not Just For a Few TO's suicide/not a suicide press conference DJ Albie VD in-studio to throw his former employers under the bus Phoner with Mad TV's Bobby Lee Phone scan Entertainment news (includes the train wreck known as Anna Nicole Smith, Screech from Saved By the Bell's dirty sanchez sex tape) Lists (favorite NFL teams, worst chick movies) ========================================================= Thurs Sept 28, 2006: Mother, Juggs & Spewack Gay bands of the 80s Mike's diet is back on again Mike takes the 5 Stages of Drunkeness and 5 Stages of Sobering Up quiz Herr David Hasselhoff and some weird story about his daughter's "scratch" Phone scan Lay King 2 Lay King (baby toupees) ========================================================= Fri Sept 29, 2006: Naked Hostility

Teenage mutant ninja lesbians call WHFS wanting to request songs Rating their chances of getting a real, prime-time network commercial buy Buzz's birthday will be observed next Friday Phoner with CBS football's James Brown Entertainment news (includes Robert Downey Jr as Ironman) Doni's Naked Honesty is bumped in favor of calls about E/R people pulling things out of asses The bit formerly known as LBJ (Clinton) ========================================================= Mon Oct 2, 2006: LOL, Ass A birthday spanking Don & Mike Playhouse: Congress-slug Foley IM's congressional pages Mike can't name all the SCOTUS justices NFL head-kicking recap Girlfriend Janet smashes her new car against Don's stone wall Janet's brother is bizarro Earthdog Brother Jim Picking the winner of the YouTube commercial contest Don't Call Me Ass game (aka Don't Call Me Chief, aka Marco Polo, aka I Love You Drive-Thru) Entertainment news ========================================================= Tues Oct 3, 2006: And Put a Stitch in for Daddy Don & Mike Playhouse: Congress-slug Foley IM's congressional pages Woman's water breaks while Don is at the dry cleaner's Hot and dirty prego sex Mike is thinking about what to get Buzz for his birthday Don's old DJ tape from 1982: first day on WLS Chicagooooooooooo!!!! Phoner with the winner of the YouTube commercial contest Fantasy football recap Phoner with crazy Mark Cuban NBC's Chris Hanson (Mike) interrogates Travis Bickle about pedophilia ========================================================= Wed Oct 4, 2006: Big Daddy (not Mel) D&M are playing phone-ho theater before the Show Robb's grandfather Big Daddy passes away More than you ever wanted to know about pharms, pharmacists and body order Rosie O'Donald [sic] on Nip/Tuck [sick] on YouTube Jew 2 Jew (6 carat diamond) 800 Medical Information Line game =========================================================

Thurs Oct 5, 2006: I Hope You Had a Helluva Piss, Arnold Mike is on the verge of another hispanic attack Janet is fired, Don says suck it up Old DJ stories about quitting and being fired Phoner with CBS NFL's Charlie Casserly Phoner with aper Frank Calliendo ========================================================= Fri Oct 6, 2006: We Mightn't Remember the Verses Happy (early) birthday to Buzz Mike gets Buzz a stack of gag t-shirts Buzz takes his birthday nude Phone scan Handicapped parking spaces Frank Caliendo on Letterman recap Entertainment news Stump the Stupe (bad hit songs) The bit formerly known as LBJ (Regis) ========================================================= Mon Oct 9, 2006: Reruns The Show is in reruns while D&M attend Robb's grandfather's funeral ========================================================= Tues Oct 10, 2006: The Departed Big Daddy funeral recap Buzz's wife Marsha sings with a Broadway vibrato Moron mailbag from DouCheRTV - Dead Mommy Time Mike wins Fantasy Football Don loved the new Scorcese/Nicholson movie, Mike did not The triumphant return of Nipple & Anus (giant pumpkin) Phone Ho Theater (Michael Hughes tapes) ========================================================= Wed Oct 11, 2006: Junk in his Trunk Phone scan Robb's hidden Catholic past Don is down to 200lbs, Mike is struggling with his diet. Who is that ugly woman in the Room Store commercials? Old DJ stories: D&M broadcast from Walt Disney World fiasco Entertainment News Craig Wilson (household junk) Elvis 2 Elvis (Elvis impersonator who dresses up in various costumes) ========================================================= Thurs Oct 12, 2006: Manufactured Meanness Liddle's airplane crash recap* Dumbass from Pepsi calls a show run by a host who drinks Coke Don's daughter Amy takes a cab to the hospital for spinal surgery

Phoner with MNF's Joe Theismann Thou shalt not criticize The Show Mike starts a new diet with a Diet 'Eve celebration Mike is awakened by the stench of his own fart Happy 10th wedding anniversary to Robb Mel Gibson/Diane Sawyer interview recap * - He was traded to the Angels -- Robb ========================================================= Fri Oct 13, 2006: Mit Einem Finger Don blows off a chance to go to the Barbra Streisand concert Bart's weekend college football scoreboard Old DJ Stories: Tim Sabean and the His and Hers matching Buick Skylarks Joe breaks mirrors for Friday the 13th The good and bad of YouTube Phoner with old time record guy Frank Felice Arnold Schwartzenegger's missing finger Moron Mel Gibson/Diane Sawyer interview Phone with Sandy Sullivan, Green Bay Packer pump Entertainment news The bit formerly known as LBJ (John Lithgow) ========================================================= Mon Oct 16, 2006: And Grant Napier Will Open for Them Tom the Monster is off probation, still committed his free time to charity work D&M announce a live appearance in Sacramento: November 31st Don goes to see, meets road whore Barbra Streisand Football at FedEx stadium Turmoil with g/f Janet Jack Nicholson (Mike) in-studio to discuss his departed audience Steve Lyons is fired from Fox Sports for--something he said Mike Hunt Walmart P.A. game ========================================================= Tues Oct 17, 2006: The Bukkake Show MNF and Fantasy Football recap That VW that's advertised as a motorized guitar amp is st00pid, mon How many guys in a porno make it a gay porno? Lay King 2 Lay King (Captain and Tenille) Phone scan Entertainment news What song was Lester Burnham listening to on the radio? Teasing the One Boob Bigger Bonanza =========================================================

Wed Oct 18, 2006: A Dry Stupidity The ratings are out, D&M are #6 overall Ask the Manager with Michael Hughes Phone scan featuring Gladys Kravitz Don locks himself out of the house--again Mike falls off the diet wagon--again 10 Most Influential Fictional People Entertainment news Lists of women Mike Tyson should fight ========================================================= Thurs Oct 19, 2006: When Did He Leave You? Don debuts his own Sacramento Dance Reno-Style Show recap Agressive drivers in Priuses Women's clothes are getting "smaller" What's wrong with men who wear overalls DouCheRTV's mailbag; Don announces a blog for the website Buzz and Joe Interview (lame-ass author of "Canni-Bible") Entertainment news ========================================================= Fri Oct 20, 2006: Which Soap Will Super Dennis Be On? Caller who's hopped up on goof-balls Janet remarks about Don's relationship with Robb Mike goes to a Demo fundraiser, meets Clinton Comic book superheroes are going to be on soap operas Trivia about household products Super Dave checks in from the Big Easy Make John Normand Laugh The Bit Formely Known as LBJ (Crocodile Hunter) The Most Powerful Woman in Sports ========================================================= Mon Oct 23, 2006: Man Talk New affiliate: Miami Janet does not catch Don in the middle of something DirecTV's Titanium package Moron Miami affiliates John Mellancamp's crappy new song NFL weekend recap Phoner to the PD in Miami Boy Scout memories Carping about the price of DirecTV ========================================================= Tues Oct 24, 2006: Get Off My Lawn D&M's crappy jobs as teens Kenny Rogers's spitball controversy recap Caller wants to have a 3some Lisa Remedy article Charly Stuangstabalac Interview (toilet seat art) turns

ugly Moron the new Miami affiliate Will ex-porn star Mary Carey, candidate for Governor, be on The Show? Lay King police ride-along show recap ========================================================= Wed Oct 25, 2006: The YouTube Commercial Will Air During Shark Week Don's taint is angry and swollen. Meningitis, AIDS, Ebola not ruled out Craig Wilson (Halloween) Elizabeth Hassleback bitching about Law and Order recap Phoner with ex-porn star Mary Carey discussing her crazy mother Buzz's list of euphamisms for a woman's period Fantasy football recap Moron Lay King police ride-along show recap The CSI-YouTube TV Commercial fiasco begins ========================================================= Thurs Oct 26, 2006: Play The Tennesee Waltz For a Rejoinder Janet gives Don a deep tissue massage, heals him Mike brings Nascar driver Denny Hamlin home Mike ponders thinking about considering quitting drinking, decides to take a month off Listening to complaints from former listeners about the Florida affiliate's new format Lay King 2 Lay King (toddler gets stuck in a vending machine) Trolling for complaint calls from Florider Former Bob Dole Guy gets no love from The Show, RGF Frustrated with getting no corporate attention about the YouTube commercial ========================================================= Fri Oct 27, 2006: Bring Back the Andre Kostelanetz Indeed Very scary open: The Mays bad DJ tapes, Miami complaint calls Earthdog brother Jim was once threatened with military school Don sucks at raking leaves Moron complaints from the Miami affiliate former-listeners The Bit Formely Known as LBJ (Rush Limbaugh) Phoner with CBS NFL's James Brown ========================================================= Mon Oct 30, 2006: Bad Asses Trolling for Strip Trivia Robb joins Mike, Buzz and John Normand in the Bad Ass club, has internal 'rhoids and an anal fissure

Don's daughter Amy wants to go to MNF wearing a Playboy Bunny costume Good and bad TV commercials, including that douche Mark Horowitz Entertainment news The Former Bob Dole Guy is calling the Miami affiliate and posing as a disgruntled coot Febe Pat Sumerall is back on tv--beg your pardon Janet washes Don's laundry, buys him undies ========================================================= Tues Oct 31, 2006: Take It Off Cavalcade of horrors Buzz vs. John Normand and the Frank Zappa concert Flu shots Strip Trivia ========================================================= Weds Nov 1, 2006: Live and In Studio, It's Cap'n Geech & the Shrimp Shack Shooters Who sent flowers to Mina from Strip Trivia? Former PD Greg Gillespie keeps emailing D&M Strip Trivia concludes The Bay City Rollers, blistering hot band from 30 years ago, in-studio Laughing over the modern day Bronson Pinchot Theater of the Mindless: Joe goes Trick or Treating for Beer Robb's son gets some sort of tub of jelly for Halloween ========================================================= Thurs Nov 2, 2006: Thank You, Too Don is home with the flu Mike plays with the sound effects board Saw 3 recap YouTube tv commercial will run on Sunday's FoxNFL Pre-game and on Family Guy Mike buys tooth whitening spooge, wants to whiten his teeth on-air Phoner with Will & Grace's Megan Mullally Sex trivia Entertainment news Make Joe Ardinger Laugh ========================================================= Fri Nov 3, 2006: Lighten Up, Francis A sick and angry Don rips into Robb about prepping Mike for today's show Mike wants to quash opposing political views in the form of neighbor's yard signs Carla makes Mike watch an Oprah show on Sexercise Fantasy football recap

Moron complaints from the Miami affiliate Pick the Pros with FoxNFL's Jay Glaser Mike takes everyone's blood pressure The Bit Formely Known as LBJ (Bob Barker) ========================================================= Mon Nov 6, 2006: So This is Your Business Lunch? How's Business?!! Negative feedback from Friday's show on RGF, DouCheRTV Don says Borat is the funniest movie ever Redskins football recap The YouTube commercial runs Moron the scary side of RGF Kirstie Alley on Oprah recap Bart visits for the weekend, meets Mrs. Robinson at a dive Mike falls off the wagon during his weekend getaway ========================================================= Tues Nov 7, 2006: The Revolution Will (not) Be Televised Reruns (Emmy awards and technical difficulties) while they sort out technical difficulties Politician or Porno? Rudy Martzke gives Robb the wrong phone # for John Madden The hotness of cgrw Brittany Spears The Most Powerful Woman in Sports hacks up a furball during a broadcast Pete Moss and Les Humid (Amigo day) Borat still funny, can't wait for the Perfect Strangers movie Phoner with Bush (Mike) about the election ========================================================= Wed Nov 8, 2006: The Good Hands People Who'd make the better 51st State? Canada or Mexico? Virginia senate race deadlock and election result recap Who can beat Arnold? Redrawing the map of the US Don calls DirecTV about the Titanium service, spends about $60/month on porn Don tries to order Handjobs Across America Phoner with some guy who was in Borat Don lurks all of the internet fan sites Robb calls BA to complain about stuff she sends to Don Craig Wilson (toy hall of fame) ========================================================= Thurs Nov 9, 2006: Sacramento, Iraq--WTF? More post-election recap: Janet is upset, Mike is in afterglow Don wants a Packer tattoo somewhere--maybe his ankle Asshat callers from Sacramento Unless you're Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit! Two

radio stations in (where else) Sacramento are trying the YouTube commercial idea Moron callers from Sacramento Entertainment news The Bit Formely Known as LBJ (Regis Philbin), as it first debuted on The Office ========================================================= Fri Nov 10, 2006: Reruns ========================================================= Mon Nov 13, 2006: SNAFU Recap about why they were in reruns on Friday, due to technical problems Don complains about the 2-week-old best-of segment that played Announcing a new contest: another YouTube TV commercial trashing Sacto's 107.9 radio station which stole D&M's idea Phlegm & Skidmark on AM 650 in Sacramento admit they ripped off the YouTube commercial The phones are screwing up again Engineer Jeff emails DouCheRTV to defend CBS equipment Phoner with German pornographers Leona and dumbass Tommy, which goes bad when it turns out they're not Huns afterall The phones are still screwed up. D&M walk out. The rest of the show is reruns. ========================================================= All remaining shows for 2006 are reruns. ========================================================= Mon Jan 1, 2007: Reruns** Break 1- Jan 30, 2006 Technical difficulties / realigning the worthless states / the guys give their mugging stories Break 2 - Jan 26, 2006 Joe gets laid in the morning, so hes in a good mood with callers Break 3 Jan 26, 2006 Robb and Don having problems playing Solid as a Rock by Ashford & Simpson Break 4 Jan 26, 2006 Attempted phoner with Dick Van Patton about his appearance on That 70s Show / Soundboard competition Break 5 Jan 19, 2006 - They just wont listen game Break 6 Jan 19, 2006 Continuation of the They just wont listen game Break 7 Dec 15, 2005 Isnt that something - How bout that game with the Hasbro guy Break 8 Dec 9, 2005 Friday favorite (Bill OReilly) / Mike singing Frank Sinatra ========================================================= Tues Jan 2, 2007: Pardon Us Explaining the last 7 weeks off: -Don quit because of anger issues and continued

bereavement -Don, et al, agree to take the resst of the year off to chill -Janet moves in Gladys Kravitz calls in Gerald Ford death recap Dick Clark's Feebed Out New Year's Eve Party recap Fantastic Voyage into Robb's colon - has "ulcerated colitis" Mike gained 15 lbs over the break - those #5's at DQ sneak up on you Former Friend of the Show Gil "Buck Rogers" Gerard goes Lisa Remedy with the buffet ========================================================= Wed Jan 3, 2007: Paint It Purplish-Brown Ravens crap on Don's SUV New Lay King with Jack Hannah tapes Dumbass caller from Goth, CA (about 1/2 hour south of Sacramento) First drunk caller (not April) of 2007 Phoner with Letterman's Rob Burnett, who's humping some bad new tv show Quizzing Buzz's love of David Letterman Drunk*, dumbass Tara Reid's drunk*, dumbass New Year's Eve countdown The I/Me/My game with Oprah Winfrey Don's cat keeps peing on Janet's side of the bed Bush (Mike) discusses Gerald Ford * allegedly ========================================================= Thurs Jan 4, 2007: Lame-Ass Parade Kate Jackson-like listener (Karen) wants to be hooked up Trump vs. Rosie O' recap Mike Tyson recap Phoner with American Idol Loser John Paul Stevens Oprah in Africa recaps Is it gay to trim your pit hair? Doogie Howser-like listener shows up to pick up Kate Jackson ========================================================= Fri Jan 5, 2007: Talk to the Hand The saga of Kate and Doogie continues Bart gets a haircut from a vagrant There's gold in them there Goldschlagers The saga of Jim and Bree Lampley Phoner with Kate and Doogie about their dream date Moron Oprah Winfrey

Moron Trump vs. Rosie The Godfather of Football, James Brown Friday Visit: Kirstie Alley ========================================================= Mon Jan 8, 2007: Making a Mess of the Place Bad retail customer service Cleaning up after Bart's stay Mike, Don pick their belly buttons Phoner with porn star Ron Jeremy Entertainment news Ten people who became famous after being on Seinfeld Parking-lot crows learn about old, crappy fireworks ========================================================= Tues Jan 9, 2007: Quothe the Raven: Pop My Zits Verizon has to fix Don's phone, discovers Don's cache of toenail clippings Joe Ardinger is obsessed with Charles Manson One of Mike's friends makes a mess in his Florida house Parking lot crows meet the nail gun, potato gun Website with gross video of people popping zits* Phoner with the sick f who runs the site Most/least annoying celebrity list (3 Stooges) Larry Fein's last interview tape ========================================================= Wed Jan 10, 2007: Miss American Pie Battle of the swinging dicks (Rosie O' vs.Trump) continues Madden 07 logs how much time you've played the game: Don's played 5 full days Billy Bush gets cut out of the promos from some crappy new reality show Joe pitches a balloon blowing competition Phoner with the author of Sex Secrets of the American Geisha Phone scan Crocodile Hunter's daughter Bindy tapes Craig Wilson (dressing dogs in costumes) People's Choice Awards recap ========================================================= Thurs Jan 11, 2007: On the Inside Track to the Glue Factory The WJFK State of the Station meeting, including playlets Carl Grossman's call gets past the screeners The Chocolate Pie Show (old people in Florida) Old radio stories: Don has three cars repo'd Moron Trump vs. Rosie O vs. Barbara Walters Off the air because of technical problems, so the rest of the show is reruns ========================================================= Fri Jan 12, 2007: Is That Coffee on Your Shirt or Are You

Just Glad to See Me? Recap of why they were off the air on Thursday Don spills his froo-froo coffee all over himself, Slade interior Mike loves Armed & Famous Paula Abdul high on goofballs tape Drunk callers, including a woman with huge aereolas Super Dave in-studio to discuss Super Dave's Rogue New Orleans Adventures Pick the Pros with Charlie Casserly and Super Dave Entertainment news and fight with a caller Friday Visit: William Devane ========================================================= Mon Jan 15, 2007: Reruns The boys are off due to MLK day Break 1 Jan 27, 2006 Air checks from WPGCs Scott Shannon/Joe's new parameters of Low Budget Jeopardy/Horses in Baltimore get herpes Break 2 May 2, 2006 Don goes to the dentist Break 3 May 2, 2006 Don pushes a grocery cart into a womans car Break 4 Mar 16, 2006 Calling France about Jerry Lewis's induction into the French Legion of Honor Break 5 May 2, 2006 Don screams at a caller and then wins an Oscar for it / The introduction of the word shart to the show Break 6 and 7 Ajdury 26, 2005 The Big Lie w/ Cathrine who has to tell her husband she had 1000 people grope her breasts Break 8 Feb 2, 2005 - Phoner with Mark Horowitz (guy from the Nissan commercials) who is having dinner with everyone who called his number that he posted in a catalog. ========================================================= Tues Jan 16, 2007: Eat Me Mike's festive New Orleans weekend, including quality time at a gay bar Debate over the reality of Restless Legs Syndrome (RLS)* Don tries to cancel AOL Phoner with SSGT Playboy Bunny Moron AOL cancellation b.s. 24 and Golden Globes recap Mike lists the food he ate over the weekend in N'orlans 1960 sex ed video - not to be confused with RDS (Resstful Drunken Sleep) ========================================================= Wed Jan 17, 2007: Counting Crows Droppings Pimping a crow crap contest

Caller wants to plug her charity and talk to Buzz Paula Abdul interview tape Does that whore sellout John Mellancamp have a tail? Phoner with Canadian Pillow Fighters Crow crap contest - listeners offer themselves as human targets Craig Wilson (personal trainers) ========================================================= Thurs Jan 18, 2007: Drink This Phone scan and teasing the Electric Shock Dog Collar Trivia game Sacto water-poisoning DJ controversy tapes and recap Phoner with Issac Hayes Sex-ed tapes Entertainment news ========================================================= Fri Jan 19, 2007: The Ice Storm Cometh Don's niece Beth is knocked up (Don is not the father); Don has to tell Beth the kissing-Beth story Electric Shock Dog Collar Trivia Game Weather forecast roundup The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Entertainment news Friday Visit: Bill Orilay ========================================================= Mon Jan 22, 2007: And Driving the #53 Liberty Mutual Life Insurance Rascal... NFL conference championship games recap Orville Redenbacher's scary CGI from the grave Don is told that next-door neighbor Ed (the military guy) moved away--3 months ago Buzz meets a bigger Letterman fan than he is Online hearing test Phoner with some guy who wants to be the oldest neck to win the Daytona 500 Jack Bauer vs. William Devane debate the new 24 ========================================================= Tues Jan 23, 2007: F--- You Too, Geronimo! Mike has a meltdown and the grocery store across the street Don trims his pit hair Phoner with some guy who explains how the American Idol tryouts go Don vs. Mike about assplay What's Wrong With Radio is now a book Razzie nominations recap ========================================================= Wed Jan 24, 2007: Rachel Ray's Tipsy Travels Trolling for Amputee Strip Trivia (aka Stump Trivia)

Don vs. Janet on the State of the Union speech Don, Mike and their squeezes' dogs Going political on yo' ass: you voted for the douche, now support the douche Rachel Ray's boozy celebrity take-down recap Phoner with some whack-job named "JP" who wants to propose to his girlfriend on a Super Bowl commercial Phoner with Mark Fisher (something in the air), who wrote a book on what's wrong with radio George W. Bush (Mike) discusses the State of the Union speech Herr Eric Mueller (aka Mancow)'s call for stopping voyeuristic radio stunts ========================================================= Thurs Jan 25, 2007: See Your Lincoln/Mercury Dealer Today-at the Sign of the Cat Nick Nolte at 70 tapes Biting the polyps in the ass of American Idol Moron Mancow cashing in on radio tragedy Wolf Blitzer vs. Dick Chaney tape Mike gets a virtual physical - goes great Reviewing the Movies We Haven't Seen Phoner with the hosts of American Chopper All about Cougars (older women on the prowl) ========================================================= Fri Jan 26, 2007: AI is an Annoying Sound Drunk caller from "Lower Sacramento" gives his phone number for cougars to call Janet somehow disables Don's iPod, drains his car battery, suspected to have somehow knocked out the computer cable hookup Favorite computer games Don is not drinking much since the first of the year Buzz takes magic mushrooms, cleans up at poker Annoying sounds website Phoner with CBS's James Brown Friday visit: Simon from American Idol ========================================================= Mon Jan 29, 2007: A Very Beth Ann-Like Five Times a Day The first caller will set the tone of The Show for the week--oh no! Super bowl party plans Don tries to fix his home LAN Mike's rock star weekend, asleep at 8am, up at 4:30pm Don brushes his teeth five times a day Another Clay Aiken online gay-chat transcript Phoner with Ed McMahon Match Game 2007 (or some train wreck called Match Game)

========================================================= Tues Jan 30, 2007: Vish-Ass New "God Hates Fags" song Don is starting to burn on 24 Barbaro the horse obituaries Some bogus 100 Catchphrases List Shocker--KHTK makes a mess of The Show Walmart crime statistics--Sacramento wins again Phoner with some guy who's doing another reality show and whatnot The Most Powerful Woman in Sports ========================================================= Wed Jan 31, 2007: Real or Fake? Don gets Buzz a woman's Super Bowl t-shirt Hot for teacher stories Is the YouTube tape of a bride's raveout over her haircut real or fake? Charles Stuangstabalac in-studio Phoner with some guy who's raffling off his "soul" Craig Wilson (romance) ========================================================= Thurs Feb 1, 2007: Grand Theft Affiliate: Philadelphia Stories Phoner with Topper Shutt about the weather Phoner with CBS's Boomer Esiason Pompous atheletes The saga of Tim Sabean and The Philadelphia Experiment Shocker: Joe Biden is an ass Phoner with Kirk and Mark, morning guys on the Baltimore station Paris Hilton tapes Make John Normand Laugh ========================================================= Fri Feb 2, 2007: Absinthe Show 2007 Da Brett Farve is coming back for another year of the humiliation, ya The 14th anniversary of Mike's father's death Phoner with some babe at BeerForDogs.com The triumphant return of the How Ya Doin' guy Stump the Stupe and tongue twisters Phone scan ========================================================= Mon Feb 5, 2007: Welcome to Molesto Back on in Albuquerque!!! F/u on the guy who claimed he wanted to propose to his girlfriend on a Super Bowl commercial Absinthe show recap Asshat from Stockon calls using "found" cellphone

Super Bowl recap Best and Worst Super Bowl ads Phoner with Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen The Ghost of Vince Lombardi (wooOOOOoo) in-studio Zoophile video tapes teased ========================================================= Tues Feb 6, 2007: And an Autographed Picture of Skippy from Family Ties Phoner with Topper Shutt about the weather Robb is a bad gift giver Another incident with old people at the Giant across the street Phoner with Jim Morrison from 24 The ripoff of buying brand new books, PS3s Do You Have an American Accent? online quiz Another phoner with another reality show hump* (Jeff Probst) Entertainment news Don's daughter Amy has chronic strep throat ---------------------(So much for you people who blamed Beth Ann for all these lame-ass reality show phoners) ========================================================= Wed Feb 7, 2007: I'm Jim Cantore -- and I'm Bi-Sexual Everything you never wanted to know about Weather Channel's Jim Cantore Phoner with noted tard Tom Gavin Another phoner with another reality show queer (Carson Kressley), and whatnot A BJ a month is all we ask: how to improve Valentine's Day Fights with callers ========================================================= Thurs Feb 8, 2007: My Mother is an Anna Nicole Drunk Joan Crawford tapes Weird woman caller Rush Limbaugh's comments about Rex Grossman Phoenr with some woman who had a 93 lb cyst Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole assumes room temperature Fights with callers Phoner f/u with the guy who wanted to propose to his girlfriend, and whatnot Peter Rosenberg spins his stacks of wax at Mickey D's ========================================================= Fri Feb 9, 2007: If Don's exWife and He Were Still Married, She'd Be Dawn Geronimo nna Nicole recaps, and Anna Nicole is not Marilyn Monroe, even though they were both bleach-blond, boozed up, dopedup holsteins who were heading for the wall at mach speed

Phoner with Steve Wilkos, who has some Jerry Springer-like talk show that will be cancelled before you finish reading this recap Phoner with talented mimic Frank Caliendo Fights with callers ========================================================= Mon Feb 12, 2007: Blood Suckers Don picks up chiggers--that's chiggers with a CH sound The long-lead-time crappiness that is Parade Magazine Moron Super Bowl commercial controversies Regis's secret brother, daughter Prince Frederic von Asshat on Lay King Phoner with the dumbass who's going to change his name to Peyton Manning The crappiness that is the Grammy Awards show Teasing the "Granny" talent contest (which gets aborted so they can talk about Rosie O) The low down, skinny, saggy on Jennifer Anniston's boobs ========================================================= Tues Feb 13, 2007: Don't Give These Bitches Nothin' Traffic is a miserable because of the rain Don's house loses power Valentines Day plans How bad does 24 suck? Robert the Angry Poet on Valentine's Day Possibly funniest phoner ever: Patrick Warburton* and his f---ed up phone An a capella duet performance of Bach's "Joy" Phone scan * - I loved The Tick ========================================================= Wed Feb 14, 2007: Too Full for Sex A very unpressured Valentine's day at Don's Big Freda was walked-in-on while having a nice BM Mike's Valentine's eve: too full (of dinner) for sex Super Dave takes a St. Valentine's Day nude Buzz interviews Kareem Abdul Jabar Super Dave vs. Tom Gavin Super Dave is sent to the drug store to pick up some hygene products What Your Valentine Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Her ========================================================= Thurs Feb 15, 2007: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Don almost chokes to death on a bottle of water Another phoner with another reality show hump* (Phil Cogan from The Amazing Race) Hot Valentine's Day caber tossing with Janet

Drinking plans for the Atlantic City trip Phoner with some guy who makes excuses for people Robb's getting Steak-ums for dinner Fight with a lame-ass caller Entertainment news Instasong.com's crappy love song with Don and Mike's name * okay, he's not a hump. But still. ========================================================= Fri Feb 16, 2007: Prisoners of Love, Blue Skies Above Retro Friday Groaners Wayne Newton's drummer wears D&M swag to represent at the NBA All Star game Mike thinks Don beats Peter North Calling Korean restaurants for reaction to Dear Leader's birthday An open letter to Alcohol Entertainment news How short is Leo Donohoe? Phoner with Doctor Prison George Putnam warns about sexual perversion tapes ========================================================= Mon Feb 19, 2007: Reruns The boys are off for Presidents' Day ========================================================= Tues Feb 20, 2007: We're Spent, Buddy The Official Website is redesigned Bart cell-phones a photo of himself and g/f in bed to Don with text "I'm spent" D&M's Atlantic City weekend with the girlfriends- Mike shoots onions out of his noose - Janet has really big boobs - meet the waiter Mike O'Meara - Mike gets an asshat thrown out oof the casino - Don confronts loudmouths at the hotel Charles Barkley's footrace recap Phoner with Andy Dick* CBS radio ponders shutting down DJ websites XM/Sirius merger comments The Brittany Spears Challenge (girls get their heads shaved for $1,000) * sounded like Mike doing the ghost of Paul Lynde on prozac ========================================================= Wed Feb 21, 2007: The Queen Ordered Him to Pull Out Janet thinks The Queen got the British troops out of Iraq Simon vs Ryan on American Idol recap John Normand humps sperm

Robb's bio on the Official Website Janet calls to defend her Queen theory F/u phoner with racing geezer James Hilton, who didn't qualify for the Redneck 500 Cooking With the Tards, the Merrill Howard Kalin Show tapes ========================================================= Thurs Feb 22, 2007: Seasons in the Sun Robb went to the hospital because his arm was cold Fight with a dumbass caller Robb, in the hospital, finds out his cold arm was due to a pinched nerve Joe vs. 5th Graders (trivia contest) ========================================================= Fri Feb 23, 2007: What's Wrong with Women? Robb is back in-studio, discussing his hypochondria Doni's TV watching rules -- Buzz's wife Marsha has pausing rights Cheese ratings using the Cheese Comparator Aunt Kate answers questions about marrying your cousin Phoner with some psycho who is obsessed with 23 What's Wrong with Women tapes? Make John Normand Laugh ========================================================= Mon Feb 26, 2007: Coming Up--More Ellen, Tom Hanks, Sooz Orman . . . Don's hot niece Beth squeezes out a kid Phoner with that cat Topper Shutt about the weather Don't use the windshield wiper fluid--you might run out Don doesn't dig the Oscars The Nascar Speedpass on DirecTV Phoner with this cat who devised an American Idol drinking game Entertainment news Lay King's penetrating movie review blurbs ========================================================= Tues Feb 27, 2007: Spell "Bigot" New drop-in tapes Tournament of Tard Callers Parade RGF posters are not flattering about Mike and Carla's photo Tournament of Tard Callers Parade continues Robert the kidney-failing Mailman in-studio for Black History Month Charly Stuangstablac Interview (Lynn Marie, accordion rock star) ========================================================= Wed Feb 28, 2007: Next Up, the Meaning of "This Old Man" Buzz is stuck in traffic Making sense of the song "Jimmy Crack Corn"

American Idol recap The dark forces of RGF vs. The Official Website Teasing the Super Dave shopping trip The Asshole-at-Work Quiz Phoner with celeb gossipmonger Perez Hilton Would you believe Eddie Van Halen tapes ========================================================= Thurs Mar 1, 2007: Hey Man, You Never Talk-Up Stairway to Heaven* George Michael is retiring Mike takes Super Dave to Target to shop for clothes Announcing the Dave Hughes Photoshop Contest Phoner with George Michael Mike takes Super Dave to Men's Warehouse to shop for clothes * so many good ways to title this episode, I was screwed no matter which one I chose ========================================================= Fri Mar 2, 2007: The Eternal, Myrthless Laugh of the Damned Don has to buy gas with all the money he has--$3 in loose change There's a safe in the building's bathroom Gene Hackman movies Phoner with the woman who runs the Lemon Drop Whatnot Shop Dumbass caller from Gene Hackman's restaurant George Clooney (Don) calls Gene Hackman's restaurant John Ratzenberger (Mike) discusses Dancing with the Stars John Ratzenberger (Mike) calls Gene Hackman's restaurant ========================================================= Mon Mar 5, 2007: An Amazingly Over-the-Top Swishy Program Don and Janet see the new Hugh Grant flick Don plays X-box against College-douche Phil Another amazingly over-the-top swishy program: The Doodle Bops Robb is no longer a producer of the show Phoner with a Ford F-Series woman who's knocked-up Toddlers smoking weed video recap Nobody cares about other people's weather Phoner with Gregory Itzin (Pres Logan on 24) ========================================================= Tues Mar 6, 2007: Why Do You Make Daddy Hit You? Weird woman caller Can't talk about vaginal reconstruction surgery Parking sucks at the new building What does a hymen look like? Texas redneck radio recap

Moron the George Putnam sex warning tapes Leah Remini article in The Onion Phoner with The Hollywood Madam FCC complaint letters on The Smoking Gun Regis (Mike) discusses leaving "America's Got Talent" ========================================================= Wed Mar 7, 2007: Half-Wit Wednesday American Idol recap Weatherfaggots predict doom again Don's ebay battle for an old Batman comic Phoner with Patton Oswalt about the death of Captain America Phoner with some guy who's selling "holy water" Phoner with Sonny Grosso, Roy "Schneider"'s character from The French Connection Phoner with the guy who wrote Captain America comics* Craig Wilson (kilts) * - geez, who's next? Runaway Train and Kid Caboose? American Maid? Sergeant Rock? ========================================================= Thurs Mar 8, 2007: It's not Radio, It's Gay-dio! That'll be $10,000 Please Everyone forgets Robb's birthday Gladys Kravits remembered, but thought it was Mike's Peyton Manning whores himself out for personal appearances-probably not made to sit at a card table with his name on it The comic brilliance of Will Ferrel* Did Doni say the F word? Which F word? Trying to find a "dancer" for Robb's birthday nude Phoner with some dickweed who made a Bastards list Checking Don's Blackberry * the Artie Johnson drop-ins must not be transferred onto CD yet ========================================================= Fri Mar 9, 2007: I am Older Than I Once Was and Younger Than I'll be, That's Not Unusual American Idol post-game show Why charities suck Mike ponders the Starve Sacramento drive Phoner with a Methuselah who wants to box Jack LaLanne Phone scan Don plans for the time change More than you ever wanted to know about public bathrooms Don's gay reveal: Don gave earthdog brother Jim some hot teddy bear action

Mike's hetero reveal: Mike drilled a peephole in the bathroom to spy on sis's hot girlfriend ========================================================= Mon Mar 12, 2007: An Incontinent Truth Merrill Howard Kalin set to James Brown's "Feels So Good" Don tries to suffer through "An Inconvenient Truth" Starve Sacramento crusade takes shape Regis's heart bypass announcement recap Richard Jeni is dead (but Ryan Seacrest lives) Regis (Mike) discusses his heart condition Phoner with some guy who claims to be an asexual ========================================================= Tues Mar 13, 2007: Boston Rob and Whatnot Burper calls to D&M Screwing with a caller Infomercial about getting bigger BMs (and no more odor than a hot biscuit) recap Shock: Don loves 24 again Teasing the phoner with Boston Rob and Ambah Moron Regis's heart bypass Phoner with (Amazing Race) losers Rob and Amber* The three words that strike fear into the hearts of mortal men Wayne Newton is comin' to town Yoko Ono's new album of noise * if you're going to have another damn phoner with reality show humps, you might as well phone the humpiest ========================================================= Wed Mar 14, 2007: Second-Hand DJs Out front of the building to meet passersby Phoner with "Donk" David Cassidy -- I don't remember which reality show he's on Play the percentages: who will get cut on American Idol? Porch sitting (in front of the station) Phoner with some nudist in New York Moron Trump vs. Rosie Cheese-dick stations* which on-air advertise to recruit salespeople * hello, KHTK ========================================================= Thurs Mar 15, 2007: Dumbasses American Chopper's greatest fights Mystery Guest (Robert Englund) Fight with a caller Carping about the weather Redneck racist woman in the news

Charm City police offer D&M a ride-along How to use your cellphone to get into your car without OnStar (well, theoretically) ========================================================= Fri Mar 16, 2007: Sure'in It Be the Weather The return of the Sean Connery and Cheese game Janet buys Don black underwear Robb's wig arrives Phone scan Moron weather forecasters Phone scan Calling bars in Ireland Phoner with Jon Waters Shock: we're being played by American Idol All about uniform colors And now for something completely different: a woman who has a nipple on her foot Entertainment news ========================================================= Mon Mar 19, 2007: Six Fags' Gangs Dominion Trolling for the Cougars and Milfs edition of Strip Trivia The Dan Snyderfication of Gangs Dominion Don helps Hyman Kaplin with his citizenship test Bart is out in LA hustling scripts Mike's St Paddy's day weekend Phoner with Ashley Banfield More trolling for the Cougars and Milfs edition of Strip Trivia Phone scan Entertainment news Don wants Guitar Player Make John Normand Laugh ========================================================= Tues Mar 20, 2007: American Radio Show Almost no mention of D&M on the WJFK website Caller is a 2-time loser, wants to commiserate with Mike 24 recap Phone scan Tanya Harding's call to 911 Mystery Guest (Zelda Rubenstein) Phoner with Peter Noone from 'erman's 'ermits Caller thinks Simon Cowell destroyed the music industry, because music just isn't good like it was when he was in high school Goofing on the Tuttles from American Chopper ========================================================= Wed Mar 21, 2007: My Daughter Can Suck the Label Off a Baseball Bat

It's The Mike Show while Don is in traffic court Mike is upset over the dogfood recall Phoner with Dick Van Patten so Mike can score some free dog food Robb's biggest female fan calls in "Drunk Chad" aka Tard Chad, is now 4-Months Sober Chad Mike's TV barfs during American Idol Mike's tropical fish fry are dying off "How much would it cost if you..." survey Phoner with porn star Sunny Lane and her pimp manager parents Craig Wilson (March Madness) ========================================================= Thurs Mar 22, 2007: Carpe Pecunia Bart means Sharon Stone The genius that is Burt Reynolds Phoner with Sarah, Miss High Times Phoner with Paul Gilfoil from CSI Phoner with CBS NFL's James Brown Robert the Angry Mailman pimps his Siamese vacation Phone scan Listening to various drop ins ========================================================= Fri Mar 23 through Fri Ajdury 6, 2007: Reruns ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 9, 2007: Nappy Headed Hedonist Ho's Don gets solicited for Hedonism while in Jamaica Mike's semi-retired vacation in Florida Sopranos recap A surprisingly interesting phoner with actor John Voight One-lung Imus gets his nads cut off too ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 10, 2007: Chap Yer Ass? Moron Imus controversy Phoner with some guy who wants the Government to fess up over UFOs Don has some kind of rash on his ass 92-year-old Harry Morgan also has a chapped ass ========================================================= Wed Ajdury 11, 2007: Shake Your Bootie The Belcher calls Roseanne Barr's radio show Don gets his anal workout from the doctor How to surf YouTube Moron Imus controversy continues The Joe Show (moonshine) Stump the Stupe: Disco edition ========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 12, 2007: The (Almost) All-Caller Show 2007

Moron Imus controversy grows nappy hair Phone scan ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 13, 2007: NPR's Talk of the Nation, with hosts Don Geronimo & Mike O'Meara, Alex Chadwick and Lynn Neary PGC doesn't want to have the on-air simulcast race discussion. D&M throw it out to other stations The national crisis known as Imus finally comes to an end (or at least the end is in sight) Let's Rap (what can Whitey really say about Coloreds?) Don and Janet are getting sick, but the trip to Robert Duvall and Blythe Danner is still on Phoner with some snake-oil applicator saleswoman Moron Imus ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 16, 2007: Mike's Brian Wilson It's great to be a homeowner: Don and Janet are sick, the furnace keeps shutting off, the roof leaks, and no power Moron Tuttles' show Phoner with talented mimic Rich Little Goofing on Rich Little Don tells Big Freda that Don Ho died Sopranos recap ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 17, 2007: NPR's Talk of the Nation, with Bob and Tom Jack Bower searches for the shark to jump William Devane's money performance in the movie Payback Hey! That fool called you Bob and Tom! Gun control talk Another god-damned reality show interview +++recap ended. I quit listening. If anything significant happened after the interview, let me know and I'll add it here. ========================================================= Wed Ajdury 18, 2007: Pushing the Buttons of DJ Hero American Idol recap Paula Abdul and fatties on a plane Don finds an old quote from USA where he denounced having score info on NFL broadcasts Don loves the Guitar Hero Entertainment news Phoner with Naked Women Wrestlers Lay King 50th Anniversary tribute ========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 19, 2007: Mmmmm, Tit Milk *drool* Gnawing the anal polyps inside American Idol VT shooter videotape controversy

Tom Gavin vs. Charly Stuangstabalac Phoner with ex-porn star Tiffany Millions, now bounty hunter and whatnot Gladys Kravitz: Too Dry for Radio Phone scan Everything you never wanted to know about tinkle erotica Phoner with two guys who are trying to make a golf/horror movie called "Slice" ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 20, 2007: Batman On Ice Alec Baldwin rave-out recap The triumphant return of The Wheel of Van Dyke The Good Old Days of Shock Radio Don's house is not quite The Money Pit yet Don has mice Mike will sing the anthem at the Nationals/Mets home opener An impassioned plea against the Spiderman broadway musical Entertainment news Phoner with some broad from 24 Make John Normand Laugh ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 23, 2007: The Man Who Came to Dinner Don tries to talk to Mike while he's watching a BoSox game Just couldn't make it on time: Bart comes to visit Don gets porn from a listener friend on XBox Sopranos recap Pool Boy calls to bring up the ghost of Charlie Stossel Rich Little at the White House Correspondence Dinner recap Phoner with Adrianne Barbeau, who sounds ancient but still looks good on her website Rich Little dissection continues ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 24, 2007: A Hate Supreme Fight with a caller More DJs suspended for racist remarks The wiper blades fall off Don's 'Slade Don claims to be Rudolph Valentino 24 recap and defending the genius that is Bob Saget Phoner with some adult diaper whackos Porch Settin' Entertainment news ========================================================= Wed Ajdury 25, 2007: The Boob Tube American Idol recap Call from a "blind" guy Rosie O quits the view An obsession with Powers Booth Jamie Presley is knocked up

Phoner with Jaclyn Smith Craig Wilson (crying at the airport) ========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 26, 2007: The Whatnot Show Another all-caller show. ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 27, 2007: Live from Pink Taco Studios in Rockfield, Maryland Dennis Murphy wants tickets to RFK to see Mike sing the anthem More than you ever wanted to know about Amway Damage control: Alec Baldwin on The View, "Stupid Idiot" Bernard on Hannity Phoner with Stan Kasten, president of the Washington Nationals Phoner with talented mimic Frank Caliendo Don wants to bet Robert mailman on the NBA finals ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 30, 2007: Those Dirty Sanchez Videos Aren't in the Friends and Family Plan Santa Claus (Mike) sings at the Washington Nationals game recap Janet has no sense of time, has to take a cab to the game Don loses an NBA final bet to Robert Don's son-in-law racks up a 4-digit monthly cellphone bill downloading "something" Phoner with space cadet Andy Rice, who thinks he knows all about the new earth-like planet Four-Beer Mike at the Nationals game ========================================================= Tues May 1, 2007: Guest Harvey Firestein and the News Buzz's voice is jacked up 24 Recap Don hashes out the cellphone bill with son-in-law The problem with booking guests on The Show Entertainment news Everything you ever wanted to know about Mike's omentum Are you smarter than Joe Ardinger? ========================================================= Wed May 2, 2007: Spidermensch Buzz's voice is blown out due to too much Metamucil with his protein shake, vomiting Rich Eisen controversy Phoner with some rabbi who claims that Spiderman is a jew Entertainment news Craig Wilson (Dangerous Book for Boys) ========================================================= Thurs May 3, 2007: Honk For Cash Caused a Dog-Bite Letter

John Normand comes to play: books some good guests for a change Robb buys a new extra big, extra long short Pot from Wichita calls out kettles in Sacramento Simon and Ryan and AI recap Dumbass Web Post of the Week Radio message to Janet: don't come back Pornstar Savannah Sampson reviews opera Moron American Idol Entertainment news and phone scan Lay King's Lake Me Anniversary tapes ========================================================= Fri May 4, 2007: Any Complaint Against Me is Racist Father of the year David Hasselhoff's drunk video Andy Williams and screws Don and Janet for Christmas John Normand's ma-mo calls to wish him a happy birthday Robert the Angry Mailman in-studio to discuss an official complaint Entertainment news ========================================================= Mon May 7, 2007: No Appreciation for Time Don waits for Janet--still doesn't see Spiderman 3 Sopranos sucks recap Phoner with Craig Ferguson Mike's festive golf weekend What's wrong with radio (mean DJs) America's favorite brands ========================================================= Tues May 8, 2007: Live from the O'Meara's Irish Pub Studios, it's-Jim and Lorraine Nance meet The Queen Mike can order his sub sandwiches in Spanglish Phoner with Steve Schirrippa (Bobby Bacala from The Sopranos) What's wrong with radio (WTOP whores out its studio) American Chopper recaps Entertainment news ========================================================= Wed May 9, 2007: Reruns The boys are off for personal business. ========================================================= Thurs May 10, 2007: That's Not Mayonaise on the Counter American Idol recap The hotness of Vicki Lawrence Best ratings in 11 years in Sacramento Crappy local news and The Today Show Phoner with the not self-loathing Tom Bergeron What My Mother Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Her

========================================================= Fri May 11, 2007: Mother's Day and Whatnot Politically correct police go after smoking Dale Earnhardt whatnot tapes Phone scan Phoner with CBS Sports's James Brown Robb's mothers day plans Dumbass Mancow piles on O&A ========================================================= Mon May 14, 2007: Hopped Up on Peyote Buttons Don's Mother's Day weekend in Charm City The problems with Spiderman The end of Diet Vanilla Coke--again Phoner with a 67-year-old stuntwoman Robb and John have to go outside with the bullhorn and wear adult diapers Al Roker - wild feeds from The Today Show Tony Soprano (Mike) discusses The Sopranos, King of Queens ========================================================= Tues May 15, 2007: Ship of Fools, Factory of Tards Memories of the Orel Roberts broadcast Top road rage cities (Sacramento is #8) 24 Recap King of Queens finale recap Phoner with the factory of retards Phoner with the Arizona sheriff who's offering to take Paris Hilton in his jail XM suspends O&A Entertainment News Trolling for Mother's Day Horror Stories Joe Ardinger's Pick-a-Pair game ========================================================= Wed May 16, 2007: Have a Take and Don't Suck Don's Caddy is just like Robb's Chevy except for the trim The Sports Jocks starring Don & Mike Phoner with Harvey Levin from TMZ.com Bob Barker in-studio to discuss his retirement Phone scan Craig Wilson (spraying) ========================================================= Thurs May 17, 2007: Diddle for Blake Don loved last night's American Idol: Mike hated it Phone scan Douchebag Mancow's basis for respectible radio Make Us Laugh Robbay Dials for Transvestites ========================================================= Fri May 18, 2007: Miniature Donkey Show

Don is off for personal business, so it's The Mike Show Mike emcee's the Marine Auction Bob Barker tribute tapes The battles in Mike's tropical fish tank Phoner with a guy who raises miniature asses Pimping for Strip Trivia Old teen hygiene tapes Moron douchebag Mancow Robbay's photo gallery Entertainment news Hotline to Heaven (Barbaro) ========================================================= Mon May 21, 2007: Friend or Faux Don is off for personal business, so it's The Mike Show again Mike didn't like The Sopranos again Mike's flight to Atlantic City Buzz's wife got identity thieved 1900's Predictions for the year 2000 game Phoner with some loser from Survivor Friend or Foe game Entertainment news ========================================================= Tues May 22, 2007: Stay Classy, Sacramento Don is off for personal business, so it's The Mike Show again Mike is sick 24 recap Regis and Kelly in New Orleans recap Trolling for Strip Trivia Rosie O'Donnell and The View recap Local news crapiness Good Afternoon Sacramento Phoner with some guy who runs a Ho show on HBO William Devane and wassisname (Mike) discuss the end of 24 ========================================================= Wed May 23, 2007: Feedback is Neutral American Idol recap Mike's drinking is Not a problem Don's problems with an eBay douchebag Entertainment news ========================================================= Thurs May 24, 2007: Hottie in the House Earthdog brother Jim and sis-in-law Marnie in-studio with his Harley Drunk/tard callers Rosie and. Elizabeth catfight on The View American Idol recap

Phoner with Lisa Edelstein from "House" Why everyone has dumped O'Reilly and Free FM except WJFK Simon (Mike) discusses his future on American Idol ========================================================= Fri May 25, 2007: If the Internet Says It, It Must be True Porch settin' Moron Rosie O'Donnell and our national nightmare finally ends Silver Surfer quarters Phoner with Gladys Kravitz--no, wait, it's Pixie: world's "luckiest" woman Silver Surfer quarters controversy grows hair Match Game 2007 ========================================================= Mon May 28, 2007: Reruns ========================================================= Tues May 29, 2007: I'd Kick in $20 for BA Charles Nelson Riley mini-tribute Bart doesn't know how to hand-wash clothes Earthdog brother Jim's coincidental wake of broken stuff Mike rides in "Rolling Thunder" Phoner with some buy who runs a website giving free implants A quick phoner to BA CNR mini-tribute reprise Moron Rosie quitting The View ========================================================= Wed May 30, 2007: Lick the Arm Estranged wife (not Mike's) is going to surprise visit her husband in another town What the hell did Barney Rubble do for a living? Robb's diseased/mosquito-feasted arms Entertainment news Bill O'Reilly eulogizes cousin Charles Nelson Riley Another dumb top 10 list about songs to get high to Phoner with some hog hollerin' yokel ========================================================= Thurs May 31, 2007: Steel Breeze, Makes Me Feel Fine (Blowin' through the jasmine in my mind) Estranged wife story ends badly The hotness that is Paula Dean Phoner with movie reviewer Ben Lyons Everything you never knew about Nikki Cox Entertainment news 800 Medical Info Line Game ========================================================= Fri Jun 1, 2007: Living XL and Dumpster Muff Diving, Today on The Show

Listener saves some DJs life -- fortunately not Mancow D&M go through the Living XL.com site to buy the DJ a gift Klink brings back a used sanitary napkin he'd dug out of a neighbor's trash Make Us Laugh Phoner with some guy who wrote a book called The Mob Made Easy Entertainment news Phoner with Joel McHale from The Soup Fred Thompson (Mike) discusses his political future ========================================================= Mon Jun 4, 2007: God Didn't Need a Producer Mike is late for The Show Sopranos recap Earthdog brother Jim is a Sacramentan Tom Gavin is not retarded, he's brain damaged Super Dave takes the Gay quiz John Norman goes outside into a lightning storm with a metal rod to tempt God People who actually care about Paris Hilton Paul McCartney humps his new CD on HSN ========================================================= Tues Jun 5, 2007: Cool Hand Matt Weird celeb news: Tom Hanks and Bruce Springsteen, Larry and Laurie David divorce Joe vs. the medical community about pharms The Polack is sent out to get Reese's PB Cups, screws it up Mike bangs up his car in his driveway Matt the Polack attempts to eat 50 Reese's PB Cups in 10 minutes, fails miserably Fight with a caller Interview corner (Lego artist and a vasectomy artist) Entertainment News ========================================================= Wed Jun 6, 2007: Beluga was Pawing My Blow-Hole Mike has a sex date with Carla Mike eats off "patioware" plastic dishes at home Guitar Hero/Guitar Zero The triumphant return of Tobacco Road (radio ads) Phone scan Entertainment news ========================================================= Thurs Jun 7, 2007: Paris Has Been Dumped Out Our national nightmare is over -- Paris is sprung Don's internet is hosed There's no tea like TWA tea Phone scan Ripping on the movie "Rudy"

Stories about coworkers ---------- and ----- -------- and ------------Old VD movie clips ========================================================= Fri Jun 8, 2007: It's the 9/11 of Fun! Moron Paris Hilton Young Buddy Hackett calls in to out Paris Hilton Ex-con Kelly LeBrock-like caller talks about life in the slam for women Old VD movie continued Phoner with another cast member from The Sopranos Old VD movie continued ========================================================= Mon Jun 11, 2007: A Dennis Murphy Production Angry about the end of The Sopranos The old-tard network: Joe tells Tom Gavin about Cheryl the dyke's apartment fire with Dennis Murphy's corroboration Phoner with Journey's Ross Vallory about The Sopranos Phoner with the guy who owns the ice cream shop where the end of the Sopranos took place Cheryl and Matt's Gay Pride Parade tapes Phoner with American Idol's Simon Cowell ========================================================= Tues Jun 12, 2007: Peter North is Boring Don's weekend out with Janet's family Hello dere -- dis am Black Mold Fight with a dick caller Phoner with Bob Barker (the real one) Phoner with Mr. Rogers (soundboard) Celebs sound off on Paris Hilton Still angry about the Sopranos ending Phone scan Negotiating with Robert the Mailman to visit Don's house ========================================================= Wed Jun 13, 2007: Silver Asshole-Surfer Trolling for nerds to give away a display Silver Surfer Mike is going to his 30th high school reunion soon Silver Surfer becomes a contents: why you want it in 100 words (exactly) Proper pronounciation Phoner with another Sopranos cast member What your father doesn't know . . . ========================================================= Thurs Jun 14, 2007: Central United Nations Team The 107 You Knows of Dale Jun-yer Rethinking The War Against Terror Old friends with the Redskins Judging the Silver Surfer giveaway entries

Phoner with Wash Post reporter Marc Fisher about the dry cleaner lawsuit story Regis Philbin febe-out Cheryl and Matt's Big Gay Pride Parade tapes cuntinue ========================================================= Fri Jun 15, 2007: Wait 'til Joe Ardinger Gets Here Joe is late Today's the last show before they go to SuperTV Checking out Matt the Pole's dress for the next Gay Pride parade Phoner with Patton Oswalt Father's Day Fantasy game Entertainment News ========================================================= Mon Jun 18, 2007: For God's Sake, Save the Popcorn Why Rascals and movie theater handicapped seats don't mix Matt the Pole at another Gay Pride parade tapes Phoner with talented mimic Frank Caliendo Entertainment news ========================================================= Tues Jun 19, 2007: Half-Tongue Tuesday Phone scan Dan Snyder comes up short Is Bart awake? Hillary Clinton's Sopranos ripoff Apologies from callers Former major f'ing star Dennis Murphy goes to the surf band concert Phoner with Robert "Gene" Wilder, author of "Daddy Needs a Drink" Phoner with former Redskin "Stink" Mark Schlereth Shocker: Mike likes fatass Michael Moore's new movie Entertainment News ========================================================= Wed Jun 20, 2007: Helter Skelter with Charly Stuangmansonlac John Normand's relationship with the belcher WW2 propoganda cartoons OJ Simpson's book excerpts Tard Chad and some dumb DVD blurb game Phoner with WC Fields after a massive stroke--wait, it's just Larry Flynt More about the belcher and his politics Load Michael Moore stiffs the Show--but Ross Valory is available ========================================================= Thurs Jun 21, 2007: No Need For a Maidenhead Dennis Murphy is going to the Shorts & Poo Festival on

KHTK's dime (allegedly) Reminiscing about former engineers, featuring Wendel Hall Porch Settin' Moron Rosie O'Donnell Phoner with some woman humping a Nude Cruise Don's Blackberry Joe Ardinger cuts liners for WZAN ========================================================= Fri Jun 22, 2007: Happy Birthday Mike? Well, I'd Rather Not Say---uh, No Comment Mike's birthday gifts from the Belcher (very funny, ha ha ha ha) Matt the Intern takes Mike's birthday nude Phoner with Topper Schutt, who co-stars in Evan Almighty Matt the intern is punished for disrepecting a stripper Phoner with some lame-ass who's selling OJ Simpson's suit Matt the intern (aka Theodore Streleski)'s punishment continues ========================================================= Mon Jun 25, 2007: Reruns -- Taking Mike's teenage liver Through the car wash with the windows open Mike's teenage liver and weekend stuff Bad caller to be duct taped to tree outside Fairfax studio Duct taping the caller to the tree Nantzy visits pre-Augusta (Friday visit with Mike mysteriously out of the studio) Buzzito interviews the 'Pope of Pot' Car wash with windows open Car wash winner comes to the studio Xmas in July with 'Santa' (from July 25 last year) ========================================================= Tues Jun 26, 2007: Reruns -- Mike gets caught...and it's not Glamour Magazine anet's magazine advice for Doni/Floyd the Barber (Mike-duh) Dateline Germany (Hitler news)/Crazy-lady Jennifer Whisperer and her young Liberace Top Wussiest songs ever...list Fire Extinguisher empty chamber game, aka Fire Extinguisher Olympics Carla catches Mike 'showering' after watching his satellite pr0n. ========================================================= Wed Jun 27, 2007: Reruns -- Larry 2 Larry Bookend Show Laaay to Laaaay (UFO researcher) Conflict resolution with Mr. and Mrs. Dickhead, visitors from hell. The dunk-tank show with RTAM and TAG (Robby Mailmun and Tommy Gavin)

Loser recordings for your cell phone when you have no friends Tony Blair and Ahnold press conference on global warming or summat (Mike-duh) ========================================================= Thurs Jun 28 trhu Mon Jul 9, 2007: Reruns ========================================================= Tues Jul 10, 2007: The Boys Are Back in Town Don's vacation The curious case of the constipated kid The A/C craps out at the beach house again Bart breaks his nose in the mirror maze at some amusement park The dickweed photographer at the beach Passes a kidney stone Mike's vacation What he could remember of his 30th high school reunion Travelling on the Ass train May 30, 2008 is the end of The Show Harry Morgan (Mike) discusses the new Harry Potter movie ========================================================= Wed Jul 11, 2007: I'll Have the Peter North Pepperoni with Extra Cheese Dense callers More about Janet's constipated kid-relative Janet buys Robb a nazi dagger Moron sanctimonious Mancow Phoner with the owner of Porno Pizza Major f'ing star Dennis Murphy in-studio to talk about his personal appearance in Sacramento ========================================================= Thurs Jul 12, 2007: Anal Explorers Don claims to be Peter North-like Fights with callers Bri'ney Spears calls in, calls herself Megan Underbite Man calls in to beat on John Normand Mike is won over to Birkenstocks A call from Fred Rogers A dozen years after he won Survivor, a phoner with some winner from Survivor Goofing on Michael Hughes John Stamos hopped up on goof-balls tapes Phoner with the great Ed O'Neill (Al Bundy) ========================================================= Fri Jul 13, 2007: The $64,000 Suction Traffic problems, WTOP's fault New book of advice from another radio consultant douche, excuse for more groaners

Half-drunk caller Celebrity beauty, men and women Make Us Laugh Phoner with some guy who trades porn for bibles Morgan Freeman (Mike) in-studio to bitch about Evan Almighty ========================================================= Mon Jul 16, 2007: No sympathy from Dr. Tupperman Don is sick all weekend A plea for more busty news anchors Ocean City's money on-air talent Bill O'Reilly (Mike) in-studio to talk about being cancelled on JFK DJs in the news Phoner with Josh the C.P. comic from Last Comic Standing Phoner with NFL coach Tony Dungy ========================================================= Tues Jul 17, 2007: Who Invited *You*? Ball-busting from Janet's mother Fat guy gets rescued from a river Phoner with John Ratzenberger Phoner with talented mimic Frank Caliendo The interns fail at buying the new Reese's Elvis peanutbutter/banana cup ========================================================= Wed Jul 18, 2007: The Dubya of Red Sox Nation Carla is "sick of hearing about the f---ing Yankees" Matt the polack gets punished for not finding the Elvis banana-peanut butter cups, listeners are invited to come "fill the pool" that Matt has to sit in while he wears a bikini Don and Mike go across the street to buy live lobsters for Matt's pool Don lights Matt's clothes on fire New scary Dateline NBC predator tapes Michael Vick dogfighting recap Like a phoner with like, uh, comedian Jim like Gaffigan ========================================================= Thurs Jul 19, 2007: I Have No Dog in This Fight The guests are leaving; Don is asked to stop dancing like Snoopy Disgust and uproar over the Michael Vick dog-fighting scandal Lay King's last interview with Tammy Faye before she shuffles off to Hell Phoner with Stan Lee (who used to run Marvel Comics in the 1920s) Harry Morgan (Mike) in studio to discuss the new Harry

Potter book More scary Dateline NBC predator tapes ========================================================= Fri Jul 20, 2007: Call Me Superjock Tammy Faye is dying on Lay King tapes Joe vs. Matt the polack Moron dog fightin' and ---- what? Don wants to talk to Superjock Larry Lujak Phoner with some eskimo squaw who's waiting in line to get the Harry Potter book Phoner with some Brit who runs a dating website for IBS sufferers Moron dog fighting Phoner with one of Mike Vick's fighting dogs (Major Bill) ========================================================= Mon Jul 23, 2007: Stupid Fig Pluckers Don crosses paths with an Anime convention in Charm City Janet confirms that Don has Peter North-like quantities Drunk loser from Kansas whose wife was boning his best friend on the front swing checks in to say his wife Charlie Stosseled him Phoner with Gabe Kaplan about poker* I didn't know Gabe Kotter was in Crimson Tide Moron Matt the Intern might box girl listeners Don didn't like Entourage's last episode Paula Abdul tapes interrupted by George Bush (Mike) * he hardly knew her ========================================================= Tues Jul 24, 2007: Peanut Butter and Jellyfish Dog S--- on Mike Vick game The workmen at Don's house Battle of the tabloid sluts: Paris Hilton vs. Lindsey Lohan vs. Bri'ney Spears Phoner with Don Rickels Matt the polack lets drogs lap water out of his mouth Holly Morris re-marries Youtube treasures - Batman and Brian Wilson Entertainment news ========================================================= Wed Jul 25, 2007: The Trouble with Harry Janet stirs up trouble in the bookstore over Harry Potter Goofin on American Chopper Regis (the real one) tries to understand The Price is Right I could be Elliot 'n Tom In the Morning Phoner with some pimp who runs a "Sugar Daddy" website Santa in-studio for Christmas in July Entertainment news =========================================================

Thurs Jul 26, 2007: Buzz'in FM It's Buzz's 32nd anniversary Dogs and cats living together Deion Sanders weighs in on Micheal Vick Mike just wants some love from Beluga D&M leave the studio and only Buzz is on the air Phoner with Melvyn, Georgia's favorite neck It's radio--we can't tell you about the unusual sex act with Janet, so we'll just tell Mike off-mike Entertainment news How About That? (Starbucks customer) ========================================================= Fri Jul 27, 2007: How Much For thee Women? I Want to Buy Your Leeetle Girl [Don has the day off to attend a wedding] Mike's shi-shi dinner at the frog table at a frog restaurant Mike gets some quality time with Beluga, didn't have to bring out the peanut butter Mike talks up rejoiner music Mystery Guest (Constantine from American Idol 'n whatnot) Joe Ardinger's angry letter to Miller Beer about Mike Vick, and their response Phoner with The Simpsons (Mike) Article on how to get closer with your woman Make Joe Laugh ========================================================= Mon Jul 30, 2007: F--- the Hobbit Tom Snyder mini-tribute Janet's mood, hormones are bonkers Robb's miserable day at the wedding Mike may join a biker gang* Charly Stuangstabalac Interview (unusual ice cream) This just in: Matt the intern is a dickweed Rememberance of interns past Some twinkie interviewing Holly Hunter tapes Entertainment news * - I think it's The Black Widows from Any Which Way But Loose ========================================================= Tues Jul 31, 2007: He'll Be Staying at the Hot L Gladys Kravitz Dissed by Channel 31's Tina Macuha in Sacto It's daughter Amy's birthday Intern Matt is dressed like an English palace guard and sent to a mall to stand guard Phoner with some UFC fighter

Testing Matt the intern's palace guard skilz Tom Gavin says RGF is sending him to Wichita to get laid Entertainment news It's Raining Food (massive weight-losers) ========================================================= Weds Aug 1, 2007: Her Bra Smelled Like an Ace Bandage* Michael Hughes--stop this string of killings Phone scan, includes grade school movies, driver's ed The reports of Debbie Harry's demise are greatly exaggerated Phoner with intern Matt's ma-mo Phoner with Danica McKellar from The Wonder Years John Normand throws Don under the short bus about commercial breaks Phone scan * I know someone who's happy this didn't come up last April ========================================================= Thurs Aug 2, 2007: Chicken? Mike Deep-Fried Food on the Air Mike buys furniture from Robb's uncle Don great night watching Packers practice and fried pickles Michael Hughes accidentaly sends an email about Don *to* Don DJ service offers up some killer comedy with OJ interview tapes The suckiness of ESPN's current on-air talent Christopher Walken makes chicken on Youtube Phoner with Paulie Jr from American Chopper Craig Wilson (moustache) ========================================================= Fri Aug 3, 2007: Tapestry That's not biscotti on the Starbucks men's room floor Anticipating the return of football Marion Barry Sings tapes and stories Phoner with some broad about a Drag King festival Moron Marion Barry Sings Holly Morris and the Running of the Brides Phoner with Joe Theismann Entertainment news ========================================================= Mon Aug 6, 2007: Suck This, Losers Heart tugging moments and the NFL Hall of Fame Mike's ex buys a 2nd house Don witnesses a breast-feeding catfight Don wants to fire his agent on the air Mike gets a subscription to Sacramento Magazine Scott Baio, apologizing to old girlfriends, and the flatchested Faye Dunaway

Phoner with some kid who collects vacuum cleaners Bart tricks out his Prius Phoner with some guy whose front yard is a town Sound effects ========================================================= Tues Aug 7, 2007: Schwarzenegger, DeVito in Junior Robb finally gets his Nazi dagger--made in China Phone scan Don hears from George McFly The Marion Barry junior game Phoner with Monk (Tony Shalhoub) Phone scan Entertainment news ========================================================= Weds Aug 8, 2007: Have You Ever Heard of a "Eggs DannyThomas-Style", Doc? Matt the intern got hired at WJFK*, but today is squirting cars with a hose Don gets dissed by his cardiologist Joe has to straighten out Matt on how to hose people in their cars Don's old personal trainer Frank checks in Pimping Matt's water sports Lay King 2 Lay King (gold-digger) Will Matt let D&M tattoo a message on his head? Why you have to keep answering the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone * based on his on-air personality, will obviously be a program director soon ========================================================= Thurs Aug 9, 2007: Kari Byron's Nut Busters Negotiating a tattoo that says "Ass" on Matt's arm Caller plugs for the late night show The incredible overhype that is David Beckham At last! A phoner with turbo hot Kari Byron Phone scan Phoner with numerous celebs who all sound like Joe Ardinger Screwing with a tard caller Holly Morris Roulette Friend of the Show Travis Edlin vs. Gold's Gym ========================================================= Fri Aug 10, 2007: El Rojo Gordito Tard phone-scan junior Bart is scatterbrained regarding his cell phone Hulk Hogan sound board Matt the intern gets "Ass" tattooed on his arm Phoner with some guy about a mushroom festival

Calling Matt's Mom-o to rat out his tat Fight with a caller** Angry Travis Edlin Holly Morris Roulette * - a PhD mailed from which spam e-mail company? ========================================================= Mon Aug 13, 2007: Look For the Ass-Worn Union Label The CBS Evening News is here to profile porch setters; still wondering why the ratings are in freefall TV newsguy laughing at a tragedy tape Don's bowels explode Mike and Carla down at the Camden Yard Porch Settin' (and phoner with people who want to start a porch setters union) Lay King interviews trannies tapes Phoner with George Bush (Mike) about Karl Rove's resignation ========================================================= Tues Aug 14, 2007: Caller-----Caller--------SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Don and on-line gaming Mike's new diet Tard phone scan Phoner with Tommy Chong Talking up crappy 80s music, old WAVA stories Entertainment news Phone Ho Theater ========================================================= Weds Aug 15, 2007: Mike's Scatlover Diet Larry Lujack tapes Bart goes to Drag Bingo Research on the flavor-of-the-week diet The cunization of Kelly Ripa Craig Wilson (eating alone) Buzz's ass is burning ========================================================= Thurs Aug 16, 2007: Que the Helicopters The annual Elvis is Still Dead show ========================================================= Fri Aug 17, 2007: The Following Items Will Be Kept at Steelerland at All Times . . . Scratching that athelete's foot itch Street salesman Jose Cuervo wants to know how to propose to his senorita Moron Mike's latest fad diet Pittsburg Steelers travel lodging requirements Holly Morris Roulette

Beatrice Arthur Roulette ========================================================= Mon Aug 20, 2007: Merv Griffin--Was a Gay Mike broke his diet on Sunday Porch Sittin' on the CBS Evening News Bart's weird toast for a wedding reception Won't Dance, Can't Make Me Too many houseguests Merv Griffin was gay article A phone message to Dick Van Patten about Merv Griffin's funeral Robb's wife is going out of town and taking the kids How to improve pornos The Show will be broadcast for about 15 minutes before sunset in Houston in morse code Berkeley law student calls in Goofin' on Hell's Kitchen ========================================================= Tues Aug 21, 2007: . . . De Umn Brk! Brk! Brk! Merv Griffin's funeral review by Dick Van Patten (off-air) T minus 20 hours -- has Bart left for college yet? The Exodus at Robb's house Robb's wife is nuts The fakiness of dangerous reality shows That douche Jim Cantori Phoner with some guy who won Hell's Kitchen Did you hear about Janeane Garafalo? Moron Jim Cantori Phone scan ========================================================= Weds Aug 22, 2007: Pfinding the Pfun in Pfizer Don creams his feet every night Phone scan, including Michael Vick controversy Tom Gavin debuts a new character Christmas time is here New game: Robb Spewack's Phunny Pharms Mike's 42-inch waist and the indentation from his underwear Most Annoying Music list Don't touch the goddamn television ========================================================= Thurs Aug 23, 2007: I Want a Poster of Rita Hayworth Women should never be allowed to touch the TV set Spotlight on a one of radio's greatest heroes Idiot callers Dennis, the "Red from Shawshank Redemption" wannabe, calls in again Then everyone will be punished: Make Us Laugh =========================================================

Fri Aug 24, 2007: A Taint Division of Hallmark The woeful inadequancy of greeting cards Phoner with CBS NFL's James Brown Phone scan, including some old friends (Crying Guy and Jorge) Wheel of Holly Morris/Lay King Sonny and Sam stories Moron Michael Vick controversy ========================================================= Mon Aug 27, 2007: Kiss It and Make It Well Drunk Joe works his rolodex Don and the electrical storm at Schneider Stadium Mike's prep for a bachelor party Caller wants to be a "bend-over boyfriend" for his wife Robert Mailman is in the hospital Are You Stupid Like Your Mother? game ========================================================= Tues Aug 28, 2007: Scrap the Car, Clyde The magic that was Charlie and Harrigan How street urchins spray paint on hard-to-reach highway sign Trouble with Don's daughter's Toyota van Phone scan Teasing the upcoming NFL Draft show ========================================================= Weds Aug 29, 2007: Raymond Burr Has Had His Way Today Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney pelt Don's car with garbage Who is the Barnes & Noble Flasher? Phoner with Richard (Cheech) Marin The problem with Holly Morris Entertainment news Selecting the Draft Order Craig Wilson (Princess Diana) ========================================================= Thurs Aug 30, 2007: Drop Those Panties Phone scan, featuring Gladys Kravitz The NFL fantasy draft, with guest host Steve Buckhantz ========================================================= Fri Aug 31 thru Fri Sept 14, 2007: Reruns ========================================================= Mon Sept 17, 2007: This Should Be Played at High Volume, Preferably in a Residential Area News recap Problems with Don's Beach House alarm system, and the dogs apply a fecal rug and wall treatment Big Freda turns 83 Verbal battles with a punk at a football game, neighbors at the beach and another visit from Ocean City's Finest

Don's dirty bird Drunk messages from Joe Ardinger Mike's diverticulitis flares up from eating peanuts Mike loses, wins big at an Indian casino Entertainment news ========================================================= Tues Sept 18, 2007: What? No Slam Man? It's Don's birthday (49) Gladys Kravitz calls to discuss her root canal Vince Lombardi as a gay Fantasy football recap The same five sound-bites from Mr. Rogers calls in Daughter Amy's delayed-birthday message arrives Freed from the tyranny of playing commercials every 20 minutes Retard matinee: all women have periods Charles Barkley on MNF Dateline NBC predator controversy ========================================================= Weds Sept 19, 2007: Tonight There's Gonna Be a Jail Break Great (and not so great) prison-break movies Charly Stuangstabalac is part of the current OJ Simpson debacle Affiliate Roulette Daughter Amy wants Don's help to buy a house Janet intercepts a birthday card sent by BA Mike vs. Howard Borden over Carla's birthday celebration ========================================================= Thurs Sept 20, 2007: 1910 Fruitgum Company Must Be #6 Klink's meds are causing his diarrhea Picking at the scab of Mike's weekend with Carla's other boyfriend Phoner with Michael Anthony from Van Halen The Gerbil gets married--at least in some states, and PD's past The best rock bands ever Craig Wilson (looking good) ========================================================= Fri Sept 21, 2007: Hey, Sailor--Can I Give You a Shine? Porche driver etiquette The suckiness of Dane Cook An attempt to Pick the Pros with George Michael Mike O'Meara's Camel Toe Holly Morris Roulette ========================================================= Mon Sept 24, 2007: The Passion of the Snyder Big Freda gets to see Wayne Newton Carla buys Mike a cock-ring

Bad DJs Whatever happened to Ken Beatrice and Cerf? Dan Snyder interview about how much suffering and heartache there is in owning a storied NFL franchise Entertainment news ========================================================= Tues Sept 25, 2007: Who's iPod is It Anywho? An interview with Iranian President Ahmadouchebag Don fries his Xbox playing Halo 3 Mike has sleep apnia again Lessons on car ownership by Doni Long-time fan of The Show doesn't know she's on the air Phone scan Introducing Ian MacRingo, Joe's "british" accent character Guess Who's iPod game ========================================================= Weds Sept 26, 2007: Holes Mr. Rogers meets Chris Hanson Don tries to get Mike to buy Halo3 Mike hates his cock ring Phone scan Fantasy football recap Playing cards in the studio Dancing with the Stars recap "Moscow on the Hudson" sucked if you weren't high, too You can't ---------- on the radio any more ========================================================= Thurs Sept 27, 2007: Have a Take and Do Not Suck or You Will Get Run (that means you too, Chloe) Allowed to play the Oprah Winfrey "which hole was it?" tape afterall Mike is up another 5 lbs Don's Halo 3 disc is scratched Another screwed up phoner -- this time with some chick from 24 Entertainment news Where are all the black russians? Moron censorship Jerry Lewis telethon tapes ========================================================= Fri Sept 28, 2007: The News from Lake Wobedumbass Garrison Keillor calls in to, uhhhh, tell some story about, ummmmmm, getting his cherry poppped Some woman calls, wants to gain weight so she can lose weight Holly Morris at der Oktoberfest Pick the Pros with James Brown Phoner with punker Henry Rollins

Is Mike really a marriage jinx? Jerry Lewis suckathon tapes ========================================================= Mon Oct 1, 2007: Like a Rock Phone scan The greatness of Mike's man, movie star The Rock Weekend football recap Mike is best man at his friend's wedding Robb's weekend at Wee Snyder's Gang's Dominion What to do about the return of the birds Un foner to der fatherland to zelebrate ze Oktobervest ========================================================= Tues Oct 2, 2007: Gonna Go Suzie Green on Yo' Ass Caller -- driving drunk and proud of it, cause nothing ever happens to people who drive when they're boozed up The triumphant return of Grady Smoke Lots of great, free publicity for Underarmor--and still no annoying panty-lines Phoner with Susie Essman from Curb Your Enthusiasm An appeal to DirecTV to give Mike the BoSox in high def Would Bri'ney Spears kill herself? Fantasy football recap Mayor for life Marion Berry (Mike) complains about being thieved Who makes more money? ========================================================= Weds Oct 3, 2007: "Laying Chickens" Mean Something Else, Robert It's the Mike show, while Don recuperates from a root canal Robert the toothless Mailman in studio to discuss his health and his trip to Siam Robert gets a urinary/kidney infection of salmonella (???) Entertainment news Regis (Mike) discusses the Needless-Markup catalog ========================================================= Thurs Oct 4, 2007: Is It Safe? Don's root canal recap Phoner with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Phone scan Memories of Frank Murphy More stupid DJ stunts The train wreck that is Bri'ney Spears Craig Wilson (road rage) ========================================================= Fri Oct 5, 2007: Handler? I Hardly Knew Her Hillary Clinton's joker laugh Buzz takes his birthday nude Pick the Pros with Chelsea Handler

Who would you do? Phoner with some chick from 24 (Mary Lynn Rajskub) Mike rapes Buzz's birthday pie ========================================================= Mon Oct 8, 2007: Reruns Off for Bill Price Day ========================================================= Tues Oct 9, 2007: Ass Liine Fallout from the raping of Buzz's pie The b.s. apple-pie family dinner table bonding b.s. Robb gets addicted to Madden 08 Bob Barker (Mike) defends charges of discrimination Joe-Mo's from the wax museum ========================================================= Weds Oct 10, 2007: Hard Chickens in the Haus The alarm at Mike's Florida house goes off Remembering tv's Mike Buchanan Fantasy Football recap Make Us Laugh Phoner with Lisa Lampanelli Everything you ever wanted to know about hard chickens Phone scan Jessica Seinfeld on Today recap ========================================================= Thurs Oct 11, 2007: I Would Never Have Believed This Until It Happened to Me An anti-Robb call Hating on ESPN's Stuart Scott The Paul Moyers/Ann Martin rave-out tape Some chick from The Office blows off The Show so we'll have to read Penthouse Forum instead Lay King2Lay King Dial for Transvestites ========================================================= Fri Oct 12, 2007: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is EVA MENDEZZZZZZZZZZZZ Don is stuck behind the Van of Death Mike bumps into Jack Diamond at a car lot Robb and Cary's their 11th anniversary* Fight with a caller Pick the Pros with George Michael and his crappy phone What's wrong with the new Price is Right Padding for the upcoming . . . Phoner with Eva Mendez Don toys with the idea of buying a Vespa * - Eleven is Lead ========================================================= Mon Oct 15, 2007: Winner

Don definitely wants a scooter Robb hates the new Price is Right Fantasy football recap Phone scan Is Bart back on the road to return to college? Hollywood movies rules 50 worst songs of all time list ========================================================= Tues Oct 16, 2007: Lynda Carter is *always* number 1 The magic that is Bad Billy Warner Don predicts Mike's next BoSox mood swing Robb wants to buy looted Nazi booty Another dumb list: best superheroes Robb hates the new Price is Right continues Celebrity gardens and how they might be tended An aborted D L Hughley phoner The Mike Hunt Game (but you can't use Mike Hunt) ========================================================= Weds Oct 17, 2007: Reruns ========================================================= Thurs Oct 18, 2007: Ed Norton is No Longer the Producer Explaining yesterday's reruns--a Show meeting to hash out post Show issues The Normand Invasion has been repelled Super Dave relocates to N' Orleans Mike's D-list celebrity sighting (Johnny Fairplay) Fred Rogers is dangerously close to being put in The Book Phoner with Rob Morrow (Numb3rs, Quiz Show, Northern Exposure) Will Regis cancel his nightclub show to attend Joey Bishop's funeral? Ellen Degeneris controversy recap Craig Wilson ========================================================= Fri Oct 19, 2007: and Some Tarn-X and a Time-Life Summer of Love CD Collection Scat-loving all over the Sunday Mystery Movie theme Porch Settin' Phone scan Spam email pushing The Diet Fork Mike ponders buying a Craftmatic Adjustable Bed Another tard on the phone Jessica Seinfeld plagarism controversy Great Normand's ghost! it's another f-'d up phoner with some chick from The Office The Wheel of Holly ========================================================= Mon Oct 22, 2007: Lunch was Clams in a Light Marinara

Sauce Van Halen reunion train wreck Newsmaker of the Week (Chief Wahoo) The mess that is Fox Sports's coverage of the ALCS The mess that is the guy in Kansas who gets drunk on his porch while his ex-wife bangs his best friend Phoner with William Shatner The "no more guests" edict continues full force with a phoner with Melora Hardin (The Office) Don's Atlantic City weekend with Slick E. Boy ========================================================= Tues Oct 23, 2007: Like Wildfire Holly Morris at Frightfest tapes Fallout from the Slick E. Boy weekend recap Don wants to change his face Phoner with TSL Tom Bergeron (Dancing with the Stars) Everything you never wanted to know about Thinny Thin Chin Halle Barry and Jimmy Kimmel and Kelly Jerry Lewis telethon tapes continue ========================================================= Weds Oct 24, 2007: The Goody's Headache Powder Rockville Grand Prix sponsored by JetBlue Mike wants scooter races in the parking lot Todd Michael Hughes article about environmentally friendly radio Phoner with Ethan Suplee (the dumb brother from My Name is Earl) Evil Gladys Kravitz calls in, picks the BoSox to win the Series An old classmate of Don's writes him a scary letter ========================================================= Thurs Oct 25, 2007: Tell the Doctor They Taste Great Flu shots Tard phone scan Don saw the negra at Fenway and he wasn't sweeping up Janet gets a mammagram Wendy Rieger says F--- you Hot celeb women with shlub husbands ========================================================= Fri Oct 26, 2007: Someone Give BA My Phone Number Mike breaks the gift that Gladys Kravitz sent to Don Rumor-mongering that the station will go Light Rock Arnold Schwartzenegger (Mike) discusses the California wildfire situation Stump the Stupe Pick the Pros with the Mystery Supermodel (B A "Breast Augmentation" McBride) =========================================================

Mon Oct 29, 2007: Peckerwood in the Morning Mike guzzles Red Sox world series geesh Stupid DJ names Faking Janet out over honey-do crap work Phoner with program director "Squirrel" Legendary DJ Steve Dahl's wife rips him on his own website Way too much speculation about Ellen Degeneris Craig Ferguson (dressing up dogs for Halloween) ========================================================= Tues Oct 30, 2007: Like Water for Chocolate Robb pisses off Don off-the-air over the Packers Don, Mike and Robb vent about home life It's earthdog brother Jim's birthday The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Phone scan Entertainment news Tom Bergeron (Mike) and his Halloween costumes ========================================================= Weds Oct 31, 2007: Tiger, Tiger, slacking sight, In the area of the blight,What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful apathy Cavalcade of horror Joe, dressed as a tiger, Trick or Treats for Beer The annual Full-sized Candy Bar sermon Don calls up special guest tard Matt-the-Polack to Trick or Beer Nipple & Anus (sex therapist) ========================================================= Thurs Nov 1, 2007: Homovember This just in: Jerry Seinfeld is a stain On live in Omaha, baby! The last six months of The Show are going to be golden! Okay, it was Lincoln, Nebraska. Pimping for the annual Thanksgiving dinner -- this year's theme is single gay men Entertainment news, featuring Bigot the Bounty Hunter Don buys a copy of the comic book that published his letter Morgan Freeman (Mike) humps his new movie ========================================================= Fri Nov 2, 2007: It's a Cavalcade of Comedy, Paul The world hates Bee Movie Don brings in the comic book that published his letter The hotness of Howard Dean's sister Paula Pick the Pros with Jamie Farr Make Us Laugh ========================================================= Mon Nov 5, 2007: Break Out the Peanut Butter, I'm Feeling Lucky

Not invited to Big Giant Head Dan Mason's wedding Janet and SIL Judy's Paula Dean adventure The problem with sex and dogs Weekend football recap Homo Joe in-studio to troll for homos for Homovember Entertainment news The Wheel of Lay King ========================================================= Tues Nov 6, 2007: Just Another Turned-Off Tuesday Don has hot flashes 50 year old Danny Noonan calls in Now all the asshats are calling in The phones are turned off Writer's strike recap Entertainment news Whose iPod is It Anyway? ========================================================= Weds Nov 7, 2007: The Piano-case Coffin is Still in Transit Mike buys a fat suit Mike's diet disaster, eating habits 74 Dolphins and The Perfect Season controversy The greening of CBS radio What's Wrong with Radio: Christmas music research Dog the N-word Hunter controversy continues ========================================================= Thurs Nov 8, 2007: No Dumbass Thursday Smelling your own poo to get high: urban legend? Stinky feet at the bank Another caller can't tell the difference between Don, Mike and Joe Isn't That Something/How About That (Anna Banana) Punishing a dullard caller Don't Worry About It: Mike frets taking Carla to the Marine Corps party Dog the N-word Hunter on Lay King ========================================================= Fri Nov 9, 2007: Cauterize the Phone Scan New calls from #1 Fan Robb is getting a vasectomy, will be damn proud of it Mike is hot for teacher (caller) Mike continues to fret about the Marine Corps' Balls Fights with callers (including Gladys Kravitz) It's All Relative Phoner with CBS NFL's James Brown ========================================================= Mon Nov 12, 2007: Cause "Boycott The Redskins" Worked So Well Don forgets the parking permits for the Redskins game

Don and Janet and Robb and Cary and Buzz and Marsha and a night out Mike gets rear-ended in the rain Weekend football recap Fire Joe Gibbs! George Costanza (Mike) whines about his overhyped no-talent career ========================================================= Tues Nov 13, 2007: Dance of the CGRW Fairies It's the Mike Show because Don's adopted father died Mike is worried about his latest physical and a call to Hottie Nurse Bonnie Mike's night at the ballet Vasectomy horror stories More horror stories: Billy Crystal and Martin Short Fat-Girl Skinny-Girl IQ Challenge * * - shocker, they're all pig-ignorant. What do you expect when you don't ask questions about shoes and bon bons? ========================================================= Weds Nov 14, 2007: Are You a Pothead, Fokker? Don is still off Why the hell is that chinaman's BoSox jersey so expensive? Do guys make a lot of noise during sex? More vasectomy advice Buzz interviews the ganja geezer Meal or No-Meal Game ========================================================= Thurs Nov 15, 2007: Nip Him! Nip Him in the Bud Don is back in-studio; doesn't want to rant about the passing of his adopted father Sam The now daily calls from that drunk neck from Wichita and a sound board geek Pimping Homovember Everyone's talkin' vasectomy / don't hear a word they're sayin' / only the echoes of my mind Mike is still worried about his latest physical Robb's friend Brad Wheel of Holly ========================================================= Fri Nov 16, 2007: Lancelot! It's Baron von Stain Hump! Don makes an appointment for Mike with hottie Nurse Bonnie The Fire Joe Gibbs website grows hair. The Redskins are the Infinity Radio of football Entertainment news Craig Wilson (phone calls) Where Are You? Phoner with talented mimic Frank Caliendo

========================================================= Mon Nov 19, 2007: 867-530 Mother's a Whore... The kid at the theater watching American Gangster (Not) buying a computer with Janet Mike gets an icy bird The Patriots hurt the Bills' feelings by running up the score Today's turbo-dumbass caller Phoner with drag queen Blair Michaels Entertainment news 911 call to shoot burglars ========================================================= Tues Nov 20, 2007: Don Smoked a Big Cigar and Drove a Cadillac Car, and said, "Boys, I think this band's outta sight" Mike discusses behind-the-scenes stuff without actually explaining anything/making sense Ranking NFL teams by fan experience Playing "Rock Band" on the Xbox Phone scan Do you remember me? Worst jobs in America The ups and downs of board games Robbay Dials for Transvestites ========================================================= Weds Nov 21, 2007: A Generous Scrotum Robb's vasectomy/vivisection consultation recap Checking in with Homovember upstairs CNN scrote Lay King and a dick plastic surgeon NCAA scrote Nick Sabin melt-down tapes ========================================================= Thurs Nov 22, 2007 and Fri Nov 23, 2007: Reruns ========================================================= Mon Nov 26, 2007: Glad They Passed on ShootSeanTaylorNow.com Mike's gambling Thanksgiving in Vegas Jim Nance's mother was on the tv box Larry Michaels and the Sean Taylor news trickle FireJoeGibbsNow.com updates "I Didn't Want to Tell You at the Table" game ========================================================= Tues Nov 27, 2007: I'm Not Surprised Sean Taylor goes from being shot to murdered Goofin with Roger Ebert's voice box Jew 2 Jew (Cyber Monday) ========================================================= Weds Nov 28, 2007: And He Gets to Service Sarah Jessica Parker, Too

Robb's porn-wrapped fruit cake Phone scan Don's cop friend speculates on the Sean Taylor murder The inexplicable money career of Matthew Broderick Fantasy football recap with Earthdog Brother Jim Entertainment news Craig Wilson (taste) ========================================================= Thurs Nov 29, 2007: The Fabulous Booger Boys Mike's physical consultation went okay The FedEx subcontracting SNAFU Caller doesn't like people speaking foreign languages around her The NFL Network debacle Vinnie the Elf ========================================================= Fri Nov 30, 2007: It's Easy to Hide Behind a Telephone The triumphant return of George Lopez, the Bleacher Bum tapes Mike begins Christmas shopping Another weird woman calls the show Pick the Pros with Kate Flannery (Meredith on The Office) Evel Keneval death tribute Don & Mike! Did you hear there was a break-in at the Watergate Hotel? Today's Biggest Douchebag Caller phones in to bash on Sean Taylor Anger over not being able to publish the phone number of Today's Biggest Douchebag ========================================================= Mon Dec 3, 2007: Stacked and Packed Sean Taylor and weekend football which turns into a gun control issue And Vince Vaughn is funny, so there you go Buzz will have a chefette give him some private lessons Bingo BABY! Pimping for the triumphant return of Strip Trivia Phone calls from the Ghost of Vince Lombard Phoner with talented mimic Frank Kaliendo ========================================================= Tues Dec 4, 2007: From Now On Your Name is "Pinto" Pimping for Strip Trivia Anus in the Morning on RFDTV More than you ever wanted to know about Hathaway shirts Fantasy football recap Pimping for Strip Trivia Caller claims he did that senator 'mo Larry Craig Celebrity skin

Charly Stuangstabalac checks in with the snow line ========================================================= Weds Dec 5, 2007: Now Batting, .107, Douchebag Carping about the snow "I have a bad case of diarrhea" song Christmas shopping for the grandchildren Anus in the Morning train-wreck tapes Trolling for MILFs Old ex-coworker stories Michael Hoffman in-studio to celebrate Hanukkah ========================================================= Thurs Dec 6, 2007: Take It Off [So beautiful. So dumb] Kathie Lee Gifford and her latin b/f article Strip Trivia 2007 ========================================================= Fri Dec 7, 2007: The Most Powerful Woman in Sports and His MILF Scrounging through boxes of junk from Don's old desk Strip trivia recap Sampled percussion from a Macintosh opening Phoner with some guy who lives in a U-Haul truck Mike monopolizes the station bathroom Spam and sleeze-bots infiltrate the official website The Most Powerful Woman in Sports ========================================================= Mon Dec 10, 2007: Why Turtle Rape? "25 Years from Now" tape Janet vs. a begger in the Costco parking lot Robb takes his kids on a United flight to The North Pole Buzz will be giving a speech to CONTROL The Most Powerful Woman in Sports is gay for Tom Brady A call to birthday-boy Dick Van Patten Caller is trippin the absinthe Bart's last college course options: stage combat or a study of women's underwear. Your tuition $ at work Entertainment news ========================================================= Tues Dec 11, 2007: Liar Liar Alex Trebek heart attack news and mini-tribute Mike's childhood as a juvenile delinquent Buzz's address to CONTROL recap Fantasy football recap Regis and Kelly recap The Big Lie - Christmas edition ========================================================= Weds Dec 12, 2007: Hobble De Gee The Big Lie continues

One of Don's acquaintances runs a meth-lab Mike leaves his cell phone on, gets mad when someone calls during The Show Memories of WNDE in Indianapolis How the Greaseman hath fallen Entertainment news Phoner with the Sum Dum Guy, otherwise known as the second coming of Christ ========================================================= Thurs Dec 13, 2007: The Clear and the Cream George Mitchell & steroids recap Communicating with dogs Doing it Beth-Ann style Mike's mom drops the B-J word Phoner with CBS Sports's James Brown Phoner with Santa (Mike) ========================================================= Fri Dec 14, 2007: Merry Chri-mas Bad Xmas music The Aunt Lola story Dude Walker in-studio, reads the Black Peter story Lay King interviews Santa tapes Beatles Xmas records Charly Stuangstabalac and the Hamburger James story ========================================================= Mon Dec 17, 2007 thru Fri Jan 4, 2008: Reruns ========================================================= Mon Jan 7, 2008: The Golf Machine is Fine Welcome back--the phones don't work and the computers are on lock-down Dick Clark's teeth Mike almost got arrested for playing with fireworks Mike's brush with deputy-greatness: John Negroponte Don gets a gland drained Don takes Janet to Mary Poppins, meets the parents Mike goes to the company Christmas party Lighting off fireworks on the beach Robb tries to kill his family with a golf cart ========================================================= Tues Jan 8, 2008: Vapid & Vacuous Show Joe Gibbs resignation press conference tapes How much American Gladiators sucks Robb gets stung in the nads by a horsefly the size of a basketball ========================================================= Wed Jan 9, 2008: Backstage with Hillary the C New Hampshah election results Trying to re-train Don's cat to use a litter box, not pee

off the deck Fantasy football debacle - John Normand shut down the league Is Meredith Viera hot or not? Phoner with Dick Van Patton The unfortunate return of the Fred Rogers sound-board guy Phoner with Hillary Clinton (Mike) The first dumbass caller of 2008 ========================================================= Thurs Jan 10, 2008: Who's Been Giving Furball Coconuts? Phony uber-nerd Bryan calls in And now the dam has broken and we're up to our nads in dumb callers Don's cat Furball continues in Reclusion Bad drugs and bad highs Mallet-head anchors Wheel of Holly Bryan the phony nerd calls back Craig Wilson (The Idle Rich) ========================================================= Fri Jan 11, 2008: Surgery On an Ass Grazing at the supermarket The pecking order of men's cologne Glen Beck's vish-hemorrhoid surgery YouTube video The end of football season depression begins Mike tries writing erotic fiction Mike as Morgan Freeman as Joe Clark with a bullhorn discusses The Bucket List Phoner with CBS Sports's James Brown The unfortunate return of Make Us Laugh ========================================================= Mon Jan 14, 2008: The Happy Hooker Does Letterman Don finally gets over his cold/flu/HIV infections Don is pleased, defensive over the Green Bay Packers Lay King and the Golden Globes recap Xaviera Caliendo wants to promote his Letterman appearance, DC show Super Dave writes from Norlans Scott Shannon fills in for Paul Harvey tapes End of an era: Jenna Jameson retires ========================================================= Tues Jan 15, 2008: How Can I Say Don & Mike? Frank Caliendo delivers Assassination humor Phone scan Don't Call Me Chief game Frank Caliendo's uninterrupted whoring infomercial for whatever he wants

========================================================= Wed Jan 16, 2008: Contract Negotiation Game 2008 The triumphant return of the contractual-disagreement bestof show ========================================================= Thurs Jan 17, 2008: Your Boy is In a Ditch Driving in the snow The greatness of weatherman Howard Bernstein, and Tony Perkins gets pissed Match Game 2008 ========================================================= Fri Jan 18, 2008: The Azalea Sidelined Field of Lambeau Bernstein blogs, Perkins broadcasts about D&M A tree falls on Dennis Murphy's Chrysler 300 Old radio stories: syndicated to Salk Lake City The incredible price of Batman collectibles Furball is out of Reclusion, now at the window-sill counting waves Don has left his Xmas stuff out so as not to jinx the Packers The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Phone scan Don loves a List Paul Tuttle gets married recap ========================================================= Mon Jan 21, 2008: Reruns The boys are off for MLK Day ========================================================= Tues Jan 22, 2008: Shart Tale God hates Christmas decorations left up after New Year's: makes Green Bay lose Don is sad, not mad Some hump proposes to his g/f at a restaurant The sucktitude of 27 Dresses Mike takes his kids to Bacteria Park (some water park) Mike sharts himself American Fido game ========================================================= Wed Jan 23, 2008: He Was a Fairy--Right? Lay King feeding at the Heath Ledger death trough recap Celebrity death coverage speculation Redskins raid the retirement home for another head coach Craig Wilson (Virtual reality) ========================================================= Thurs Jan 24, 2008: F--- You and Your Families Too The Joe Ardinger Show now on WJFK weekends Paying royalties on crap music F--- Jesus controversy recap

Phone scan Tips for DJs Phoner with some loser from American Idol Phoner with earthdog brother Jim Rush Limbaugh has a new Carla, wants a pug dog Phone scan Gomer Says Rape ========================================================= Fri Jan 25, 2008: Lchaim, Y' All Weatherfag Howard Bernstein in studio Whether or not to root for the Patriots John Gibson not giving a rat's ass about Heath Ledger and dumbass Imus controversies Phone scan The new Air Jordans are out Al Banians' favorite songs ========================================================= Mon Jan 28, 2008: So----I Forgot Where I Was Going With This Still no word from Al Molinaro Joe Show recaps Frank Caliendo's whore-a-thon Robb's fight with son Robert Isolated David Lee Roth tracks Corporal punishment Charly Stuangstabalac (Charlygrams) ========================================================= Tues Jan 29, 2008: The Passion of the Hubbard A skeleton and a 100 cats: still can't get hold of Al Molinaro The problem with Lisa Remedy The Scientology code Super Bowl hype recap Speculating about Tony Kornheiser Holly Morris Entertainment news ========================================================= Wed Jan 30, 2008: Touchdown! Still no word from Al What's wrong with Paula Abdul? Pats/Giants hype continues Drunk Sean Young at some awards ceremony Don's inexplicable fascination with Bri'ney Spears Buddy Scott stories What's wrong with Paula continues Phone scan What's wrong with Bush =========================================================

Thurs Jan 31, 2008: Y' Know What I Mean? Don has the flu again Cleaning up Xmas decorations Chris Berman rave-out tapes Doni and Charly call Don & Charlie's bar Phoner with Paul Sr from American Chopper Entertainment News TV viewing habits ========================================================= Fri Feb 1, 2008: Butter Bags It's the Robb and Mike show as Don has the flu These pipes are clean: Robb's vasectomy update Lay King interviews some pothead about a marijuana game True or False game ========================================================= Mon Feb 4, 2008: I'm Not Dyin' The announcement about the future of The Show: Don ends May 30. Will become The Mike O'Meara Show with Buzz, Robb and Joe Phone scan Super Bowl recap Arnold Schwartzenegger (Mike) discusses Maria's endorsement Joe Show tapes ========================================================= Tues Feb 5, 2008: and Holly Was the Plate Don's retirement plays out on the news Janet has a neck brace, Klink has a neck cone Suckfest movies with suck actor Entertainment news Can You Get to 10? (various local news people) A shout out to the fan si-----HI DON ! ! ! ========================================================= Wed Feb 6, 2008: Thanks For the Vine Joe Show tapes Don hops off the American Idol bandwagon again Calling China for Chinese New Year Super Tuesday recap One of the clones calls in to dispute Don about a Patriotscheating rumor Make Us Laugh ========================================================= Thurs Feb 7, 2008: 900 Tell A Joke Phone scan Robb's son Robert heaves a car seat at Cary New rule: you must send $ before you can tell a joke Call to earthdog brother Jim about childhood memories Fond memories of underage drinking Sports news

K-suck-TK Sacramento's Mike Remy gets s' canned Greg Gillespie has a brain tumor NFL/entertainment news Craig Wilson ========================================================= Fri Feb 8, 2008: Reruns ========================================================= Mon Feb 11, 2008: Comin' Out of an Up-Tempo Record Don's dog Col. Klink died (brain tumor) Friday afternoon The mongolian CF traffic and Chinese New Year Don's called the n-word The hotness that is Aretha Franklin Valentine's Day sucks Who would lay John Madden? A call to The Oprah Store ========================================================= Tues Feb 12, 2008: Vote Early, Vote Often Ray Stevens songs Don votes for The C Regis and Kelly recap Joe Mos (live) for the election ========================================================= Wed Feb 13, 2008: Send a Spouse to Camp Roger Clemens testimony recap Holding Howard Bernstein accountable for his weather prediction Last minute Valentine's Day shopping Spouse Camp Craig Wilson (long-term relationships) American Idol recap ========================================================= Thurs Feb 14, 2008: Call Back June 1st Valentine's day and Jane Fonda's Cunny Don't call to correct the hosts The Big Lie ========================================================= Fri Feb 15, 2008: There's Not Going To Be a Cuntroversy Phone scan It's Xmas year-round at the Geronimo house Life with Don's dog Oscar Road rage and cripples in the news Jane Fonda cuntinues Kelly Ripa interviewed by Eisner Motorists: don't follow Don Buzz's Essential Porn Collection: - anything by Andrew Blake (esp Night Trips 1 and 2) - Sorority Sex Kittens - Devil in Miss Jones 3

- Pirates - The Satyr - Insatiable - The Masseuse Hugh Grant (Mike) discusses Valentine's Day ========================================================= Mon Feb 18, 2008: Reruns ========================================================= Tues Feb 19, 2008: Meow A CD that only dogs can hear Obama's "fainting" stuff and Bush b.s.'ing about the economy Don and the stalker driver on the freeway Two old queens dishing about Kelly Ripa Robb's Hollywood weekend Entertainment news Joe Show tapes ========================================================= Wed Feb 20, 2008: Where's Gilbert O'Sullivan On That List? New Casey Kasem outtakes American Idol recap Marth Stewart and Emiril recap 25 Most Miserable Songs, according to some college guy Teasing The Mike Show Craig Wilson (second-born kids) ========================================================= Thurs Feb 21, 2008: Mo' Tussin! American Idol recap Worrying about the weather forecast Catching up with the formerly dead Frank Murphy Problems with the intronets American Idol recap Robert the toothless Mailman in-studio for Spooging-inWomen's Hair month ========================================================= Fri Feb 22, 2008: The Hit & Throw Show starring Robb and Mike The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Shocker: the weatherfaggots got it wrong again Waffling over taking down the Xmas decorations Helping out DJs advertising in R&R The genius that is Larry the Cable Guy. Will Farrell still funny, too. To Tell the Truth (my mother is a stripper) game American Idol recap ========================================================= Mon Feb 25, 2008: The Hump Who Came to Dinner

Oscar telecast recap Don is bent about nobody mentioning his newspaper article Janet's Cousin Eddie and Snots the dog come to visit How to add election coverage to your radio show More carping about the Oscars Regis (Mike) discusses the Oscar red-carpet show ========================================================= Tues Feb 26, 2008: Love 'em To Death Kathleen Turner on Martha Stewart Don gets the low-down on Jan's crazy Cousin Eddie Phoner with the resurrected Frank Murphy Goofing on Lay King Ranking the SNL cast over the years Phone scan Why Don's leaving and changes to the show (evolutionary not revolutionary) Entertainment News ========================================================= Wed Feb 27, 2008: What Do You Mean in Spots?! Walter Brennan and John McCain--separated at birth Great movies on premium cable, basic cable F/u from Cousin Eddie American Idol recap Ranking the SNL members from over the years Gary Busey at the Oscars Entertainment news ========================================================= Thurs Feb 28, 2008: Truck You, Truck-ball Drunk caller (not April) This just in: American Idol sucks Substituting "truck" for the F-word Simon, Hillary and Barack Caller is going to Shawshank because he "didn't know how to file" his taxes* "Don Starr" calls the Packers to find out about Brett's retirement Determining the worst SNL member by bracket * there's more to this than is getting through the phone ========================================================= Fri Feb 29, 2008: Police Academy 6 Another all-caller show ========================================================= Mon Mar 3, 2008: Clitalis Don finally comes to his senses about Will Farrell Cousin Eddie wants back in Citadel broadcasting's bloodletting. Chris Core gets s--canned too

The ins and outs of Viagra commercials Entertainment news A young Simon Cowell on a tv game show Joe Show recaps ========================================================= Tues Mar 4, 2008: Adjust My Mix Minus Brett retires, hey. Mike makes phone calls for the Obama campaign Phone scan Travelling with radio engineers Ranking best SNL performers of all time, even though SNL hasn't been funny since the Carter administration Comparing old-man reading glasses ========================================================= Wed Mar 5, 2008: They're Responsible for Anal Leakage Bush's press conference with McCain Election recap American Idol recap Holly Morris at Cheerleader tryouts Entertainment news Bustin' Stuff Up game (please--no guns) ========================================================= Thurs Mar 6, 2008: Sex Talk with Sue The show is dark today due to "technical difficulties" ========================================================= Fri Mar 7, 2008: Buzz Has the Red Ass Don's cat Furball dies Explaining yesterday's outage because the Delay got fried Mike remembers Robb's birthday, doesn't get him a gift Robb "Who Loves Ya, baby" Speewak in denial about his baldness This just in--American Idol blows Phone scan Brett Favre is granted sainthood dere The profit margin for telecommunications is astronomical-whatever it is Buzz takes Robb's birthday nude Fight with a caller ========================================================= Mon Mar 10, 2008: Snore Breath Cousin Eddie is back, takes Janet out to lunch More than you ever wanted to know about flat stools over dinner The Braun toothbrush that would not die Janet can't watch a DVD, so there must be something wrong on the roof of the house Mike buys a sleep number mattress Robb's birthday miracle

Top 10 Gay Songs of All Time Goodyear tars controversy Janet is stuck in traffic Make Robb Laugh ========================================================= Tues Mar 11, 2008: Dutch is Not a Treat Cousin Eddie just keeps giving Spitzer? I hardly knew her Billy Crystal joins Michael Jordan, signs to play minorleague baseball A message from Robert the Angry travelling Mailman Gladys Kravitz calls in Some elected bitch explains the Gay peril Phone scan ========================================================= Wed Mar 12, 2008: Midnight Confessions Jim Cramer's reaction to the Elliot Spincter news Don falls off his treadmill while trying to talk on the phone American Idol recap Where's the love? The dick from Rancho Cordova gets banned Simon Cowell (Mike) discusses American Idol 1943 Guide to Hiring Women Craig Wilson (peanut butter) ========================================================= Thurs Mar 13, 2008: There's No Joy in Mudville Billy Crystal struck out Fights with callers American Idol / Regis recap That woman who sat on a toilet for 2 years recap Wearing old-man glasses The Most Powerful Woman in Sports Robb gets a box of bad songs, bad movies Moron American Idol ========================================================= Fri Mar 14 thru Thurs Ajdury 4, 2008: Reruns ========================================================= Mon Ajdury 7: Reruns: Turn the God Damn Studio Mikes Off Special edition hosted by Buzz and Robb of old tapes, as long as they don't include Charlie, Lisa, Shari Liquor, Diana Sillman, or anyone else they don't speak of anymore) Phoner with Brian Wilson (11/2/04) 2pm pre-show and Buzzcast (January 1996) Wacky story files (1989) Bart borrows money for a date, uses it for other things (5/19/03 - I think)

D&M order in a birthday cake for Robb, and Mike's out of control sugar feast (3/9/05) Don eats cicadas (5/21/04) A montage of Mike's voices (various) Buzz interviews Jeremy Piven while drunk on absinthe (10/23/03) ========================================================= Tues Ajdury 8, 2008: Reruns: The Way We Were Special edition hosted by Buzz and Robb of old tapes Mid 90s era Cavalcade-style opening break (January 1996), including - Christmas hate mail about not receiving the CD-Rom - Sam Huff drops in A phoner to FEMA and Charly Stuangstabalac (5/27/05) Phoners to Bart at home and rave-out (circa 1989) Plasma TV Destruction (4/14/05) A montage of Mike's voices (various) Checking out Rudy's clothes hamper during Rudy Martzke's Super Bowl Party (1/28?/2000) Drunk Freda tapes vacation cruise passengers (4/5/04) Jose Canseco Hot Line and Phone scan (1990), Buzz and Marsha at a Christmas Party (1992) Earthdog Brother Jim's phoner with The Village Idiot (4/12/05) ========================================================= Wed Ajdury 9, 2008: Reruns: The Development of Mike's Bush Special edition hosted by Buzz and Robb of old tapes WAVA-era opening break (9/26/89) Lay King on oopsies (4/15/05?) A montage of Mike's voices (various) Newsmaker of the Week (7/12/02) Goofin on Stan the Fan (last rerun 2/2/02) Fireworks on the roof (9/2/05) Phoner with Jackie Stallone and Doc Gooden (Mike) (4/25/05) Fez (of Ron & Fez) in-studio to meet Buzz (8/10/00) Phoner Inviting Opie & Anthony to The Palm (sometime in Spring 2000) Gordon Liddy in-studio to do give German lessons (1/12/01) Frank Murphy plays Trivial Pursuiit at the O'Mearas' (1989) WAVA-era Maurice (Mike)'s sportscast (1990) ========================================================= Thurs Ajdury 10, 2008: Reruns: Laugh Riot WAVA pre-show cavalcade (1990 or 1991) Major Bill conference calls with Elvis (Mike) (circa 1990) Mike's daughter gets asthma in Bermuda (5/31/05) Stump the Stupe (don't know which one) A montage of Mike's voices (various) Live from Elvis's Grave at Graceland (taped 8/16/94)

Tim McWilliams Sings (1/21/00) Robbay Dials for Transvestites (12/11/02?) Buzz discusses his colon surgery (July 2002?) Joe Ardinger gets turned away at the opening of O'Mearas (don't know) Tom the Monster hates Super Dave (don't know) Joe Gibbs (Mike) pimps Fair Oaks Dodge (WAVA era--1990ish) Lay King in-studio takes over the show and destroys them (2/23/87) Sipping Absinthe (5/26/04) ========================================================= Fri Ajdury 11, 2008: The Last Chapter No guests, no calls, no clips. Just talk among themselves as The Show comes to an end. ========================================================= ========================================================= Thanks for all the memories, and let me leave you swinging. Vish Ass!