Reviews

It's funny the bearded monk didn't take the light saber, but later picked up a blaster during fight. Grand Unadmirable Prawn pretends to be a master strategist but everything he does seems to help out his enemies aiding in their escape. Grandma Soka training looked like a stiff board moving through molasses. 3PO's cameo was boring and while he handed them some data chip, we never got to see what's on. So basically they took an androids word that Leigh approved the mission. Oh....and yes, Punk Rock Girl is the worst actress on TV. No emotion while in a gun battle fighting for her life. Deliberately blocking blaster shot with her beskar armor as a Jedi with a light saber. Darth Poodle looked lost after the fight only to have Grandma Soka offer her a hand to help. She runs away like a teen being put on punishment by their parents instead sticking around and continue the fight like Darth Maul in the Phantom Menance. This show is horrible and seems it was created to target 5-12 year olds with elementary dialogues and powder puff fight scenes.

Green spray paint General argues with a lieutenant about leaving and steals a ship and tells green head kid, "If you are a General you get to disobey orders too." Not only is she disobeying orders but she is taking a kid into combat. Yes, it is a Sci fi film but what reason would you endanger the life of a non combatant? I guess they are sitting him up to be the next baby princess Leia of the series.

Dumb robot works on the ship outside on its own only to be ambushed by some ninja stealth ninja robots. Of course he wasn't going to get the ship fixed, this is just to buy time for the Green Spray Paint General to come save the day and give the girls time for an all female action scene in the dark scary woods.

Punk Rock Girl and Darth Poodle Eyes has another square off in some dark woods. Darth Poodle only manage to kill a few trees. After disarming Punk Rock Girl, she hesitate to kill her just to remind her she has no power before being disarmed armed herself.

As that fight going on, the Mysterious Gimp is sliced in half with a DEADLY LIGHT SABER and green smoke balloons from his costume.

Ray Stevenson put on a remarkable light saber battle delivered some well needed dialogue during his short screen appearance. (That's why I gave this episode a 2 instead of a 1).

With that being said, punk rock surrenders the orb and turns herself over.

The end.

We have a general, that looks no more than 20 with green spray paint on her. Her acting is so horrible and it seems her script is read off a teleprompter. With her being a General, she perform the daily task of a low ranking soldier. Engaging in blaster battles and starship fire fights. Maybe someone should explain to the writers what Generals are!

We have a punk rock girl, who looks to be 16 but is a war hero, a jedi, and a mandalorian. She's a character with the weight of the world on her shoulders. She is built tough as it gets, even after being run through with a light saber, she laces up her boots, chop her hair for the new age look, and went straight back to work. Usually this will take a few episodes to hit a character's arc, she accomplished in one.

Stevenson's apprentice, acting just as worse. The light saber battle between her and the punk rock kid was boring and flat. The choreography was elementary at best.

I found this rather boring, both episodes. The amount of worthless dialog made it dry as it can get. The people that posted about drawn out moments are not lying! It makes you cringe the way they interact with each other. Then that staring off into the sunset moment with every conversation will drive you mad.

The late Ray Steveson, credit to him, though his parts are limited.

Lost interest as soon as I seen the axe and rope! Yes, it's a sci-fi film but in order for the Predator to install fear to its audience, we have to feel like a real to life situation. When I seen the little girl create a futuristic axe and rope weapon I lost interest immediately. This axe has unlimited range and hits with deadly accuracy everytime she wields it. This weapons puts the the gun and bow to shame and makes me wonder why were bullets and arrows were ever invented.

Just out of curiosity, why in the opening of the movie did she wake up with war paint on? Was that to sell the audience that she is an ultimate warrior in her tribe. Let the movie tell the story!

P. S. If this movie is as good as some say it is, why didn't it take a shot at the box office? Better yet, make a sequel and put it on the silver screen and watch it flop like a fish out of water!

I have been a harsh critic for the Walking Dead since the 5th season because of talentless actors/actress they have been using.

But

Michael Biehn and Jason Butler Harner bought a new life to the walking dead this episode. This Episode might be labeled Warlord, but the way the Ex-CIA agent infratrated this compound, he is more scarier than any one warlord I have seen on the series.

This haunted house experience with people hiding in between wall was an epic Zombie fail! I was actually waiting to see one of these people to crawl across the ceiling like a exorcist movie. You really want people to believe that these people who live in a house in the middle of no where to survive a zombie apocalypse by living in the walls of a house? This is a joke and a shame to try and turn The Walking Dead into that type of horror show.

To all those who rate this episode a 10, let me ask you this; do you remember the first five seasons when you knew every characters name and they had purpose? This season, I don't even know half of the characters name and totally forgot about their story line because they are so bland.

I read the comic book series twice, and I love it, but I seriously don't know how the writers or directors took that and made this! CRYING SHAME!

We have guys in hockey and paintball mask with black eye protectors fighting in the middle of the night like they have super vision. They throw knives swift and precise move like phantoms without making any noise in the leaves that no one can see them till they are right up on them and they disappear like ghost.

Oh, the rest of the episode is about horses. I was just waiting to see a unicorn but they disappointed me on that.

Neagan is the only plus out of this episode. Morgan can only do so much with what they are giving him to work with.

Get a show host that eat food for what the chef intended it to be. Throwing off certain ingredients kind of takes away the chef's effort in perfecting a dish.

I think this movie sequel would have benefited if it focused on either the prequel or the present day. The prequel scenes opened up beautifully and kind of make you want to see everything leading up to part one.

The present day added a to many moving pieces which left a lot unexplained and developed. It left you with more questions than answers.

Examples: Wife's dead corpse, the dock people, and the people on the island.