Some men's words I remember so well that I must often use them to express my thought. Yes, because I perceive that we have heard the same truth, but they have heard it better.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson, Lectures and Biographical Sketches (1883), "Character"
Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:
It can't be done – it's a hardware problem.
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