queef

English

Etymology

A variant of Scottish and northern English quiff (“a puff of wind”), of onomatopoeic origin.

Pronunciation

• IPA^(key): /kwiːf/
• Rhymes: -iːf

• Audio (UK):

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Noun

queef (plural queefs)

1. (vulgar, slang) An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible; vaginal flatulence.

   Synonyms: cunt fart, fanny fart, pussy fart, vart

   • 2004, Michael Ryan, The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever, iUniverse, published 2004, page 47:

     Finally, I have only heard about it, but what about the queef? This is the vagina-fart. Is it truly possible?

   • 2005, “Pennsylvania”, The Bloodhound Gang (music):

     We are the queef after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.

   • 2010 October 16, Bill Casselman, Where a Dobdob Meets a Dikdik: A Word Lover's Guide to the Weirdest, Wackiest, and Wonkiest Lexical Gems, Original edition, Avon: Adams Media, →ISBN, →OL, page 192:

     A queef is not, of course, flatulence, so technically it is not a fart either. It is air, not waste gases produced by digestion, so often there is no attendant odor.

   • For more quotations using this term, see Citations:queef.
2. (vulgar, slang) A contemptible person.

   Synonym: cunt

   • 2000 January 12, “World Wide Recorder Concert”, in South Park, season 3, episode 17:

     Tough Guy: Oh yeah? Well, you look like a bunch of queefs to me, huh?

   • 2000 September 12, D. G. Porter, “Re: OT: Bush Fucks Up with Mike On”, in alt.tv.southpark (Usenet), message-ID <39BE65CF.567C@pacbell.net>:

     When you dumb-fucks repeat some right-wing loon's lie it only makes you look like a queef.

   • For more quotations using this term, see Citations:queef.

Translations

an emission of air from the vagina

• Dutch: schedewind
• Finnish: emätinpieru (fi)
• French: pet vaginal (fr) m
• German: Mösenfurz m, Fotzenfurz m
• Hungarian: puncifing, pinafing
• Japanese: 膣ナラ (chinara), マン屁 (manpe)
• Scottish Gaelic: braim-fhaighein m
• Spanish: pedo vaginal m, chichipedo m, vagipedo m
• Swedish: musprutt c

contemptible person

• Finnish: mulkku (fi)

Verb

queef (third-person singular simple present queefs, present participle queefing, simple past and past participle queefed)

1. (vulgar, intransitive, slang) To produce an emission of air from the vagina.
   • 2009, “Medicine Ball”, in Relapse, performed by Eminem:

     All my Westside bitches throw it up / Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up

2. (vulgar, transitive, slang) To make the noise of (a thing) by means of queefs.
   • 2002, Dennis Hensley, Screening Party, Alyson Publishing, published 2002, page 74:

     back to the movie where we find Kim, back at the gallery, so catatonic and sex-obsessed she'd sell Michaelangelo's David for $5 and queef the theme from Close Encounters for no extra charge.

Scots

Pronunciation

• IPA^(key): /kwif/

Noun

queef (plural queefs)

1. trick, ploy