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Tough Titties
- On Living Your Best Life When You're the F-ing Worst
- Narrated by: Laura Belgray
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Discover a brutally honest, hilarious, and relatable account of being a late bloomer on the dating scene, trying to master adulthood, and embracing your inner dork: "a hilarious, must-read permission slip to be 100% you" (Marie Forleo, #1 New York Times bestselling author).
What does it take to grow up cool and popular, master adulthood, fast track your success, and always be your best? Laura Belgray wouldn’t know.
Her wildly relatable coming-of-age stories include hate-following her 6th grade bully on social media decades later; moving home post-college to measure her self-worth in hookups with Upper West Side bartenders; dating a sociopathic man-baby; proving herself in the early ‘90s at New York’s coolest magazine (as the world’s worst intern); falling for get-rich-quick schemes on the Internet; and, most of all, saying “tough titties” to the supposed-to’s in life: driving a car, being on time, handing in your paperwork, learning to roast a chicken, and having kids.
Peppered with cutting insights on our confusing, self-helpy culture that calls hair removal “self care” and tells us to give our 110% but also to give zero f*cks, Tough Titties will leave you feeling better about, well, everything. Let’s face it: we’re all tired of shame-spiraling after being told what to do when we know we’re not going to do any of it.
Tough Titties is one big permission slip to be a dork, a sometimes-unspiritual slacker, a late bloomer and, ultimately, 100% yourself. It’ll also have you snort-laughing in public and tapping whoever’s nearby to say, “Lemme read you one more part!” Which is annoying, but tough titties.
“Nobody makes me laugh like Laura Belgray. She’s got a one-of-a kind knack for taking the shame out of life’s most humiliating moments. Tough Titties is a hilarious, must-read permission slip to be 100% you.” — Marie Forleo, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Everything is Figureoutable
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- musicgirl
- 07-03-23
Loved loved loved….if you want good comic but heartwarming memoir and storytelling from talented accomplished writer this is it
I’ve listen to hundreds of audiobooks and podcasts. But this one immediately was a must listen when released. It is written and narrated by the supremely funny, and talented TV writer Laura Belgray. I’ve had the pleasure to follow her career and work and she has always had flare and star power in the entertainment organization and with all her endeavors. She has never lost that star power to this day. In fact it only grew brighter. Her recent first book release is proof of that. If you like comedic, engaging, smart, tell it like it is memoirs, stories of success and just great storytelling…then this should be your next book or listen. Not because I am familiar with her work but because it it IS fabulous work. Listen to her narrate it. You won’t be disappointed. ..Bravo Laura!
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- Monicka Clio Sakki
- 06-15-23
TMI to the win!
So honest, it makes you feel uncomfortable of how much you recognize yourself in it.
Enthusiastically written, with brilliant graphic-like references you feel you’re watching a movie. Performed with the same hilarious honesty-so glad I got the audio version!
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- Christine K.
- 06-14-23
This book had me laughing out loud 🤣 on my morning walk!
I’m so happy this audiobook was read by the author, because she is so hilarious! Great delivery!! There’s one part in the book where she’s describing an experience she had as a 14-year-old and, I swear, she sounds like she’s 14. It’s so good and so funny!!
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- jess
- 07-03-23
Funny and so relatable
Had me literally LOLing at the gym. Well done and read by the author. So many good callbacks you’ll wonder if you’re listening to a memoir or a standup special.
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- Meg Tietz
- 06-23-23
Loved every minute!
The perfect blend of wild nostalgic stories and encouragement to be yourself, it was fun from page one. I wasn’t familiar with Laura before I picked the book based on title alone, but now I’m OBSESSED.
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- Nonya Bizness
- 06-17-23
Help Me Without Trying to Help Me
A collection of laugh out loud, warts and all stories I found so relatable that I wished I'd heard them years ago. The author makes clear this is not a self help book and that's true, it isn't at all. But maybe you could call it an in-spite-of-itself-help book, because I genuinely feel the better for having read it and I'm so happy I did. The author did a fantastic job reading too, not just her own voice but also her characterizations and accents for others in the book. Along with the occasional sound effects, it made for what I would call an enhanced audiobook experience. I highly recommend this hilarious, entertainingly wise book.
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- JANE C. ALZATE
- 01-17-24
Hilariously raw
Thanks for reminding us that we don’t need to follow a timeline or compare our paths to others’.
But ya sure did make me feel relieved about how far behind I feel every day !
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- Iveta Madarova
- 04-24-24
Light, funny and relatable
Loved this book, it’s writing style and clear simple language that conveyed complex messages and life lessons. I binged it in two days! 😀 Highly recommending.
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- Sandra
- 07-09-23
Awesome book
Very relatable. I loved your book. So many life nuggets and love your humor. I saw your interview with Marie Forleo (love her too) and had to get your book. Great title.
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- Paola Ramos
- 06-22-23
Just what I needed
Thank Laura, this book was a gift for my soul. The whole story about “you don’t have to be perfect, you just just have to be honest”… or better yet, just be you. Thank you!
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