Have you fallen off your diet yet?
All those holiday celebrations are finally out of the way, so let's hole up, draw the blinds against the dark winter sky and settle in for a season of deprivation. Er, wait. I meant to say: Let's kick off the new year right by resolving to eat healthy! It'll radically transform the way we feel! It'll fix everything we hate about ourselves! Everything!
Because you know what that one guru said that one time: Even world peace is just around the corner; it's just a
