I Just Wanted to Watch People Get Eaten By Dinosaurs

In , a fate worse than extinction has cruelly visited the cloned dinosaurs that have been roaming on silver screens since 1993: They’ve become mundane. A nuisance. The kind of pests you might call your local wildlife department about, as you peek out your window onto the backyard and say with a sigh, “Honey, there’s another pack of trampling the daffodils.” Anyone heroic enough to remember the last movie, , might recall that it ended with herds of dinosaurs finally escaping their island