Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t
Written by Messie Condo
Narrated by Natalie Naudus
4.5/5
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About this audiobook
Messie Condo
Messie Condo is an organizational savant and devoted swearer. When her favorite label-maker broke, she tossed it the f*ck out and never went back. She lives in New Jersey, where she writes and organizes sh*t on the regular.
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Readers find this title to be a helpful and realistic guide with tough love and practical flare. It provides exactly what they needed without any fluffy crap. The book is funny and serves as a reality check, delivering a kick in the pants that readers didn't know they were waiting for. While some find the swearing distracting and tacky, others appreciate it as a way to emphasize the message. Overall, it is an amazing book for learning to live without clutter and making your home your happy place.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Tough love. It's Marie Condo with more practical flare. I felt like this was written for me after someone went poking around my closets. Will be listening again soon.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Great book! This is the kick in the pants you didn't know you were waiting for and it is funny too. Lots of swearing but it is a reality check; I accepted that.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Now to live by it!! Great book, highly recommend it!
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5So funny and great advice. So many F bombs (very effective and comedic imo), just a warning.
Loved it. Narrator fabulous. ✌️? - Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Funny and honest, enjoyed listening . Thanks for the inspiration
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Amazing book for learning to live without s***
Make your home your happy place - Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Exactly what I needed and written with out all the fluffy crap.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Helpful and realistic tips, a lot of it is basic but also encouraging
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5DNF I'm not sure if it's the narrator or the phrasing or both, but I found the first third condescending and overly snide. It's supposed to be funny but it just felt very mean spirited.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5HILARIOUS!! Are there people leaving bad reviews because of too much swearing? I felt like that was the point and the title made it clear. there are so many books about getting cleaned up/organized that don't have any bad words. this was like the only one with ****s all over the place.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I’ve already listened to the Marie Kondo book so this was a funny recap of that book. Unfortunately I found the narrator’s voice tone to be annoying. It’s probably a matter of personal preference so I suggest listening for a few minutes if the book itself is interesting to you. I might have preferred this book in print, but I’m too busy tidying up to sit down and read at the moment.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Good enough content, but over use of swearing is very distracting and a bit tacky.
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- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5If you need someone to disrespectfully deliver lecture after lecture about how fucked up you are along with condescending instructions on how to rectify your situation, this is your book. But it isn’t mine
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