Born a Scorpio, but now a Sagittarius, the author is skeptical of, but fascinated by, the paranormal.I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.I live on Earth, but "e pur si mouve",...view moreBorn a Scorpio, but now a Sagittarius, the author is skeptical of, but fascinated by, the paranormal.I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.I live on Earth, but "e pur si mouve", so I never know where I am!I despise education, but love learning. I read a book once.I have touched an elephant, ridden a camel, eaten a rat, been held hostage in the jungles of Guatemala and I may have heard the eastern colossus of Memnon sing. The world is far too big for me to see it all, and that makes me sad.I have known true love.I am the proud owner of a beautiful Smith-Corona typewriter on which not a single work of fiction has been typed. I now pound away on a clickity-clackity-sounding modern computer keyboard, but sorely miss the soft music of mechanical hammers striking the paper-covered platen.As a writer of fiction, I am a professional liar, but everything I say is true.view less