The Emo Bunny That Should
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Emo the Bunny preferred gloomy days, walks over a cliff and misery of any sort. One day while hiding from sunlight, he saw something unusual. Normally he'd take a nap and try to forget about it, but this time he took an interest only to discover a conspiracy the likes of which no child would ever suspect!
Ducks, bunnies, chickens, squirrels, geese, bears, cows, robins and The Easter Bunny all play a part in the disturbing events which show that woodland creatures aren't always as cute, fuzzy and innocent as they lead us to believe!
John H. Carroll
John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily, he wasn't kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped. As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evel Kneivel's skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad's fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah) As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn't beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine. As an adult, John spends most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. Occasionally, he looks around to see what's happening on planet Earth. Quite frankly, it frightens him. He's just going to do his best to write as many books as he can before aliens disintegrate humanity for being so irritating. Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing. The Ryallon Series is his most popular endeavor into the field of writing. His Stories for Demented Children have lightened the hearts of many strange children and adults. He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Amazingly told story
My little girl loved it she really connected to emo the bunny and his mission.
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The Emo Bunny That Should - John H. Carroll
The Emo Bunny that Should
A Story for Demented Children
John H. Carroll
Published by John H. Carroll at Smashwords
Copyright 2011 John H. Carroll
Revised September 2011
Cover image Copyright 2011 John H. Carroll
This is dedicated to demented children who don’t care about Dick and Jane fetching a pail of water and would rather read about them falling down the hill.
Table of Contents
Beginning
About the Illustrator
About the Author
Beginning
Emo the Bunny was sad. It wasn’t that he didn’t have anybody to play with, it was that he didn’t want to play at all. While other bunnies were dancing, thumping and hopping all about, Emo preferred to lie in a dark corner and twitch his nose. What he really wanted was for someone to come and hold him, rubbing his cheek until everything was okay.
The glossy, black-haired bunny with grey-bottomed feet lived with his parents and