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    Cupid Santa: Return to Cupid, Texas, #7
    Cupid Santa: Return to Cupid, Texas, #7
    Cupid Santa: Return to Cupid, Texas, #7
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    Cupid Santa: Return to Cupid, Texas, #7

    By Sylvia McDaniel

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    An Imperfect Man and a Desperate Woman

    Brie Simpson, driven by the desire to find her perfect match, ventures into the town's quirky tradition of dancing naked around the Cupid statue. Little did she anticipate that her quest for love would lead to the click of handcuffs, courtesy of the skeptical Deputy Stephen Austin.

     

    Deputy Austin, a firm disbeliever in the town's whimsical rituals, finds himself in a tight spot when he needs help planning the annual Christmas party. In a twist of fate, his only ally becomes the very woman he apprehended for the infamous Cupid dance. As they embark on the mission to bring holiday joy to the town, Brie and Stephen discover that love often unfolds in the most unconventional ways.

     

    Amidst the twinkle of Christmas lights and the festive chaos of Cupid, can two souls find common ground and unlock the magic of the season?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherVirtual Bookseller, LlC
    Release dateNov 5, 2017
    ISBN9781942608820
    Cupid Santa: Return to Cupid, Texas, #7

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      Cupid Santa - Sylvia McDaniel

      Chapter 1

      Brie Simpson glanced around the town square at the granite boy in a diaper with his bow drawn back, arrow ready to strike. What was a practical, logical woman like herself doing standing naked in a park waiting for the clock to strike the dancing hour? Never one for crazy stunts, she feared if seized by the law, her friends and family would assume she finally went off the deep end . 

      Her luck with men was like a bad hand of craps in Vegas. Lucky seven appeared at the wrong time. Sure, dancing in the buff to find happily ever after was a superstition. One that could find her looking out between bars. 

      The numbers of couples who admitted to having met because of the Cupid Stupid run proved something about this dance brought people together. Enough people, that here she stood in her birthday suit, hoping the man she encountered would accept her plus-size body. 

      The clanging gong struck midnight, the ding dong resounding throughout the city. Her stomach clenched as excitement spiraled its way through her, and yet, she didn't know if that was anticipation or cold. Ready to get this process started, she began to jog, shivering in the cold as she chanted the words the tradition required. Oh Cupid, find me my true love. Oh Cupid, find me my true love.

      According to the legend, at least three laps around the God of Love were mandatory, more if you were desperate. At the ripe old age of thirty, even the sixty-year-old janitor in her building looked appealing. Eager to marry and have the family she dreamed of, she was willing to risk it all tonight.

      On the third lap, she spotted a figure coming around the statue and sped up. 

      Stop, he called. Halt.

      Taking a glance behind her, Santa ran toward her, chasing her and she busted out laughing. 

      Freeze, I'm the law.

      Law? Where's your badge and gun?

      The jolly old man huffed and puffed. Seemed Santa skipped the gym lately. 

      Deputy Stephen Austin of Cupid.

      The father of Texas? Dressed like Santa Claus claiming to be an officer?

      And I'm Pocahontas. Leave me alone. I'm finding true...

      Stunned, she stopped, staring at the man running, her chest seizing as she stared at Santa Claus. Oh my, you're my true love. But you're old.

      As he ran up to her, he slapped the handcuffs around her wrist sending a trickle of fear up her spine.

      I'm your worst nightmare. You're under arrest for public indecency, he said. 

      The red and white furry hat fell to the ground exposing his fake whiskers, his hair a short dark brown. 

      Wait, I'm your true love, she said. No, you can't lock me up.

      Watch me, he said. Santa is taking you to jail.

      I knew I should have gone to Bride, Texas, she said with a sigh. What would her parents think of this telephone call?

      Two weeks before Christmas and the religious ladies were in an uproar over the increasing number of people dancing around the Cupid statue. He understood. Really, he did. Naked people running in the town square at any hour of the night was not good. But was it worth all the fuss and drama? 

      If they ignored the superstition, it would probably end. Instead, he left a party to respond to a call about a woman standing in the park staring at the statue. The caller, one of the women with a petition, thought she was about to do the Cupid Stupid dance and wanted her arrested. 

      The celebration was in the cleanup stages, but still it irritated him that rather than making certain the teenage boys he watched over made it home, he was having to answer a call regarding this statue. One that wasted valuable time. 

      Come on, Officer, show some holiday spirit. All dressed like Santa Claus, be lenient and let me go, she pleaded. 

      Keeping his eyes skyward, he wrapped a blanket around her generous curves and tried not to notice them. She carried a little extra weight on her hips, but that accentuated her ample breasts. With a slam, his mind closed down his inappropriate thoughts on wondering what if felt like to touch her. Regardless, the man in him paid attention. 

      With her wrists handcuffed behind her, the covering didn't want to stay around her. 

      In the darkness, she glared at him. You're going to arrest me, aren't you?

      Yes, ma'am.

      Why? Aren't there more pressing things for you to be doing? In Dallas, the police are handling murders and drug deals and chases. Are the law enforcement officials so bored, they go out in Santa suits and apprehend people?

      No, the town of Cupid had the occasional drunk and disorderly, a few break-ins, some teenage mischief, traffic tickets, and the Cupid statue. A nice quiet little town and it was his duty to keep it that way.

      For your information, I had just finished a Christmas event with some kids when the call came in.

      An event he hadn't been ready to leave, but here he was answering a call in his Santa Claus suit. When would people realize this superstition was a hoax? One that had them shedding their clothes for nothing.

      Why would anyone care? Your city is known for this superstition and I'm trying to find my true love, who, according to legend is you.

      The people in this town have been sadly misled about the statue. It's not real.

      Holding the wrapper, he led her down the path to his vehicle waiting in the street. 

      So, a bunch of sanctimonious, married women, who obviously don't want the rest of us to have happiness, called me in. How did they see me?

      That almost brought a chuckle from him. The women were kind of sanctimonious, but maybe they knew the dangers of marriage and didn't believe this was the way to find happiness.

      You were seen going into the park. Seems they've set up patrols in the area to catch people. Lately, we're always getting calls from them.

      Gently, he pushed her into the back seat of his patrol car, avoiding hitting her head on the car frame. 

      Believe me, I did my research. There are many couples who claim to have met dancing around Cupid. Why don't you believe?

      What could he say? Spill his life story to a perfect stranger about his parents' divorce, his mother leaving him with his father who became a disillusioned, grumpy old man. How they did the Cupid Stupid dance and it didn't work. Only created a dysfunctional family that left enough emotional scars he could write a tell-all book.

      It was one of the reasons his work with troubled teens was so satisfying. He understood the families these kids lived with. He recognized their pain. And tonight's call had him chasing a naked woman while his boys walked home. 

      That pissed him off. 

      Look, lady, you've been misled. Now the law is going to slap your hand for being nude in a city park.

      Stomping her foot against the floorboard, she said, frustration filling her voice, Fine, you're supposed to be my true love. We're not getting off to a great start if you're taking me to jail.

      I've arrested plenty of teenage girls doing what you did, so technically I'm their lover as well. That kind of trouble, I don't want or need.

      What she didn't know was he wasn't the first man they saw. In fact, when he came upon them, a group of boys chased them through the park. Silly high school kids who should be home in bed, not out pursuing rainbows.

      Oh, she said, deflated. Are you married?

      No, he said, crawling into the car, determined to lock her up and end this horrific day. 

      First, the report from the church women on how many people visited the park the night before. Then his caterer for his annual Christmas party for children called to make a last moment cancellation. Tonight, he'd been yanked away from his time celebrating with the older boys to this ridiculous call. Enough already.

      Then why haven't you traipsed down the aisle with one of the girls you've hauled to jail?

      He laughed. One, they're underage and I'm not a pervert. Two, they were the mayor and councilwoman's daughters. Three, I like my job.

      Did you arrest them and put them behind bars? she asked.

      His stomach churned. Oh, how he wanted to throw the book at them. Because their parents were civil servants did not give them an excuse to pull this stunt. One of his boys would never have been given that kind of leniency.

      After his boss, Ryan, sat down with the parents and the girls, they were let off. The tolerance they received went against everything Stephen believed in, but he also grasped it would be career suicide to prosecute them. 

      This time, Miss Simpson would not be so lucky. Jail time was in her immediate prospective.

      Let's just say they did community service for two months, including cleaning the jails.

      I'll take a plea bargain like that. Come on, I'm a paralegal and work for an attorney in downtown Dallas. This could get me fired.

      That should have been considered before she ever took off her clothes. 

      Like my boys say, talk to the hand.

      Aaarghhh, she moaned. Just my luck to be arrested by the one officer in town who refuses to give his future wife a break, she said. I work with your types in court every day.

      I'm sure you do, he said, pulling the car up under the awning. Now stay put. Once you're inside, you can get dressed after I go through the pockets, he said, climbing out of the vehicle. 

      The radio went off. Stephen, the dispatcher called. Where are you?

      Just pulled in, he said.

      Jason Huffmeister is at it again. Seems he and his wife are throwing punches at one another, she said. 

      Let me put the prisoner in a cell then I'll go cool them off.

      No sleep tonight. By the time he got back from picking up Mr. Huffmeister and then booking Miss Simpson, most of the night would be gone.

      Sounds like you have a legitimate call. Why don't you let me go? she said. 

      Not hardly. You sit tight while I stop a drunk.

      Helping her out of the car, the blanket slipped and her eyes machine-gunned him with fury. Thanks. Now the whole town has seen me in my birthday suit and it's not even my birthday.

      He grinned. No, most everyone's asleep this time of the morning, which is where you should be as well.

      You're going to lock me up, aren't you?

      Been telling you that the entire way here. Welcome to Cupid, Miss Simpson.

      Screw you, Officer, she said. 

      When she realized what she'd said, her eyes widened and her mouth opened. 

      Sorry, even if I am your true love, which I'm not, sex for leniency, doesn't work.

      Well great! Brie watched as Deputy Stephen walked out of the jail. The door slammed and the woman sitting on the floor in the cell glanced up at her. 

      You going to get dressed while he's gone or wait until he returns. That one there, he's a by-the-book kind of lawman and he's not going to take advantage of anything you offer him, if that's what you're thinking.

      Turning toward the brunette who looked more like a model than a jailbird, Brie frowned at her fellow cellmate. My wares are not for sale. Innocently, I was doing the Cupid dance when he arrested me.

      The girl’s brows raised. Seems desperate.

      No explanation was owed this woman, but this year's birthday was a milestone. Time to turn on the baby factory or shut it down.

      All he'd given her were her panties and bra along with her jeans and shirt. Not her purse, her cell phone, or car keys. That had been locked up while she stood there in a blanket trying to hide her girly bits. 

      With the covering wrapped around her, she pulled on her underwear and followed by the rest of her clothes. Exhausted from the events of tonight, after the drive from Dallas to Cupid, she sank onto the cot in the room. 

      She'd been to the courthouse many times, but never inside a jail before. Now, when her clients talked about their jail time, they could swap stories about what they went through. 

      So, I'm sure you must be happily married, not to understand why someone would be searching for love.

      Why did it seem that once a

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