Ringfence: A Novel

Prologue

The Mission

A speaker of truth has no friends

African Proverb

Eko Convention Centre, Lagos

November 2019

Qhayiya Dana sat nervously in the front row of the Eko Convention Centre in Lagos, her face fixed firmly on the stage for fear of seeing the over 2 500 women behind her.

Considered Africa’s largest gathering of women in business and leadership, WIMBIZ had always drawn large crowds at its annual conference. Qhayiya doubted it would be different this time.

She could feel her heart pounding at the thought of getting on stage in the next fifteen minutes. Especially since, she was likely the only South African in the room, not because South African women did not attend the conference, but because tensions between the two countries were high. Violent outbursts between South Africans and Nigerian nationals living in the country had become a frequent occurrence over the past two months.

Qhayiya shifted in her seat to pull her dress down discreetly. Adrenalin coursed through her body. She’d even forgotten that she hadn’t eaten in nearly two days. Food was the least of her concerns at the moment. The reaction to her opening address, from thousands of the continent’s most powerful women, was.

The crowd clapped politely as she made her way onto the stage. She took her seat at the far end of the panel.

One by one, the rest of the panellists made their way up. A few minutes later, the Programme Director said the words Qhayiya had dreaded, I now hand you over to our Panel Moderator.

Qhayiya’s tummy rumbled as she walked across the stage to the podium. The crowd murmured in confusion. What was she doing? Moderators spoke from their seats and not the podium. THAT was reserved for the Programme Director and keynote speakers. She put one foot in front of the other, praying to God that she would not trip and fall. She hated the shoes she was wearing and had packed them ‘just in case’. Over time, the suede had softened, and the back of her heels kept popping out with each step she took.

This is why I needed the Valentinos, God, Qhayiya thought reproachfully.

The glass podium was now in front of her, the conference spotlight firmly fixed on her.

Qhayiya had traversed over 42 563 nautical miles, made 726 diary entries and cried 147 tissue boxes worth of tears to stand at this podium.

She was crystal clear on the gamble she had to take at that podium. Crystal clear on the culture she had to shift on her friend Nala’s behalf. Crystal clear on the laws that denied her friend Lolo justice. Crystal clear on the stigma that was holding her friend Runako hostage in a lifelong sentence. And Qhayiya was crystal clear on the debt she had to settle, once and for all.

She no longer worried about the reaction of the audience. She was here to speak her truth. She was here to speak her friends’ truth. She was here to speak women’s often unspoken truth.

1

Once upon a time

If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there

George Harrison

Food Court, University of Cape Town

June 2006

The winter holidays that usually flew by had dragged for Nala Kalenga, the self-appointed queen of Umhlanga Rocks’ social scene. It had been less than a year since her father’s passing, and as tradition would have it, she was not allowed to be out of the house after sunset.

This practice had killed her social life and made her miss hubbly smoking sessions at her cousin Liyana’s house, Thursday drinks specials at the yacht club, and the highlight of every Umhlanga Rocks teenager’s social calendar that year – Tyson Cooper’s farewell party. He was the hot American boy, returning home after spending two years in the country.

Nala had always treasured visits to her dad’s house. Umhlanga Rocks was a far cry from the sleepy village of Shongweni, where she had been raised by her maternal grandmother, Blossom.

Granny Blossom was kind but very strict and had kept her granddaughter under lock and key. The matriarch’s two daughters had both fallen pregnant during university. Perhaps keeping a close watch on her eldest granddaughter’s activities was Granny Blossom’s way of ending this cycle.

It was the first week of July, and the three-week holiday Nala had spent indoors with her siblings and stepmother Audrey had finally come to an end. Nala couldn’t remember ever being this excited to be back on campus, perhaps not since January that year, when she had received the first tranche of her inheritance. She had gone on a three-day shopping spree that made her the envy of UCT’s fashion elite, especially her best friend – the de facto leader of their girl squad – Tshenolo ‘Lolo’ Motsepe.

Lolo was outspoken, bordering on brash, and Nala doubted they would have been friends had they not met in boarding school as socially awkward, brace-faced tweens.

Throughout her teenage years, Lolo’s rebellious nature had been dismissed as a way of coping with her parents’ acrimonious divorce. The divorce had ripped her from the lap of luxury in the leafy suburb of Houghton in Johannesburg. It left her mother, Aunty Nandi, scrambling to pay rent on a two-bedroom flat in the less-affluent neighbourhood of Killarney and provide daily upkeep for Lolo and her younger sister, Koketso. Meanwhile, their father, Uncle Harvey, had continued to live large with his mistress-turned-housewife in their family home.

From the tender age of thirteen, Lolo had vowed never to be subjected to the same treatment her mother had faced. This birthed her dysfunctional relationship with men and money.

At twenty-one years of age, the Motswana beauty was a year older than the rest of the students in her stream, a consequence of having taken a gap year after Grade 12 to au pair in France. The official PR story Lolo sold was that she had decided to travel through Europe before embarking on her university studies.

In reality, she had forfeited her bursary with a leading audit firm by deciding to pursue a marketing degree instead of one in Accounting Science.

The trouble was, without the bursary, Lolo’s mother had no way of putting her through university. After her ex-husband's fortunes turned, she had cashed out all her investments and maxed out all her credit lines keeping her daughters in private school.

Poor Uncle Harvey hadn’t bargained on his second marriage falling apart after he lost his three largest construction clients to his competitors. Not being one to sacrifice Harvey Nichols for Harvey Motsepe, the ousted businessman’s mistress-turned-housewife-turned-ex-wife soon found herself in the arms of the newest king of low-cost-housing development, but not before taking her ex-husband for a hefty settlement and a tear-inducing alimony. After all, Mrs Motsepe II did not have a tertiary education and had been 100% dependent on her husband as a stay-at-home wife. What court would deny her the right to maintain the lavish lifestyle she had become accustomed to?

Lolo’s dad was a financial delinquent, and working part-time was out of the question for the girl schooled in the Natal Midlands. Lolo’s gap year bought her mother time to approach her employers for a loan.

Instead of using this opportunity to save for her subsequent years of university, Lolo took her mom’s gesture as permission to live large on the money she was making in France. It was during this time that her taste for designer items intensified.

While a Guess handbag was considered the ultimate status symbol by the fashion-forward girl on campus, Lolo casually carried a Takashi Murakami multicoloured Louis Vuitton pochette. A holiday fling she’d met while touring Toulouse had bought it for her.

To remind naysayers that hers was authentic, and not the ‘inspired’ version, Lolo would periodically bring the Louis Vuitton carrier bag to campus too. Not only had she lugged it all the way from Rue Croix Baragnon to Johannesburg, AND onward to Cape Town; she also carried it around as she went about her school day, as she was doing now.

Nala! Lolo shouted with glee in her hoarse, slightly baritone voice. How are you, babe? She nearly toppled Nala with an overenthusiastic hug.

I’m good, my Lols, how are you? Nala replied. Aren’t you cold?

Cape Town winters were cold and wet, and Lolo’s outfit of a denim mini skirt, Puma boxing boots, white vest and calf-length puffer jacket did very little to protect her exposed thighs from the elements.

Cold? Where? It’s so warm. African winters are not really winter, hey! When I lived in Saint-Nizier…

Au paired! Runako interjected as she took her seat at the food court table. You didn’t LIVE there, you AU PAIRED there. Big difference! And it was for only nine months!

Well, welcome back to you too, biatch! Lolo said, unperturbed by her ex-campus roommate’s jab, as she fixed herself two rice cakes topped with hummus and cucumber slices.

Runako ‘Ru’ Madzonge was from one of the wealthiest families in Zimbabwe. Although she wasn’t arrogant, she certainly wasn’t shy of flaunting the family fortune. The youngest of three children, and the only girl, the second-year law student had no competition as the apple of her father’s eye, who also happened to be governor of one of Zimbabwe’s largest provinces. Runako’s political lineage had likely secured her the appointment as President of the Diaspora Students’ Society (DIASOC) for the 2006 academic year. It certainly wasn’t her grades or her pursuits in student activism, as the former were mediocre, and the latter non-existent.

But DIASOC members knew that one phone call from darling Ruru to her father Governor George Madzonge, about a student permit issue here or urgent travel assistance there, meant the issue would be resolved in a matter of hours. This alone was enough to earn her enough votes to become head of the 500-member student organisation.

How was home, Ru? Nala smiled.

It was so-so. Actually, how do you like my new gift from Mama and Papa? Runako beamed, pulling out a brand new MacBook Pro from her laptop sleeve.

"And what did you do to deserve such a lavish gift from the rents ¹? I know it wasn’t your semester marks!" Lolo scoffed; her tone laced with a touch of jealousy.

As if yours were any better! Nala exclaimed, trying to quell an impending flare-up of Lolo and Runako’s sometimes bitter rivalry.

You know my father. He said he feels uncomfortable with me working late in the computer labs, so he decided to get me my own laptop! Runako giggled.

You! COMPUTER LABS! Lolo and Nala exclaimed simultaneously before bursting into laughter. They knew full well that Runako did not go anywhere near the computer labs. It was probably just another story she sold her father when she missed one of his daily 8 pm calls to her waterfront apartment.

Runako’s suggestion was ludicrous for another reason. She and her friends regularly skipped lectures and seldom struggled through assignments by themselves. They preferred, instead, to purchase class notes and private tutoring lessons from the students they referred to as SRBs – students with a Strong Rural Background.

The derogatory term was used by many of the privileged students on campus to refer to those students from small or rural towns, whose studies were being funded by a bursary or scholarship. They were often mocked for their unpolished English accents, and repetitive wear of free faculty tee-shirts paired with blue, bootleg jeans faded from wear, not design.

The ‘Sons of’ and ‘Daughters of’ had fostered a mutually beneficial relationship with the SRBs: ‘You attend lectures and help us with our assignments; we’ll pay you handsomely and make your university stay more comfortable.’ The campus elite knew just how little a scholarship or bursary stipend did to fund university life, especially in Cape Town!

Hello, girls came a familiar voice from behind Nala.

Miss Q is in the house! Lolo exclaimed, throwing her arms in the air for a hug.

Miss Lolo’s in the house! Qhayiya exclaimed back, bending over to give Lolo a hug.

Darling, have you lost weight? Runako asked sincerely.

Yeah, she definitely has. Are you on diet pills again? Nala agreed, cocking her head to the side to get a better view of Qhayiya’s shrunken behind.

Not this time, babes. My mom’s put me on this hectic eating plan and taken out a gym membership for me, Qhayiya replied, eyeing Nala’s sweet and sour chicken noodles before pulling out a takeaway niçoise salad and a sachet of balsamic vinaigrette.

Qhayiya ‘Q’ Dana was obsessed with her weight. Having grown up chubby, she was teased for it all through high school. She had insecurities brought on not only by her physical appearance but also by her family’s financial standing.

Unlike the rest of the group, the Xhosa teen didn’t come from a wealthy family and had a modest upbringing. Born and raised in Port Elizabeth by a single mother, Qhayiya moved to Kwa-Zulu Natal at the beginning of Grade 8 to attend boarding school. Her mother, Aunty Pat, had moved to London, where healthcare professionals earned a much higher salary than in South Africa.

On her nurse’s salary, Qhayiya’s mother had made many sacrifices to send her daughter to the exclusive girls' only high school, where she, Nala and Lolo first met and became friends.

Aunty Pat made sure to remind her daughter that there was only enough funding for her high school career. She would need to earn high enough grades to secure herself a scholarship for her tertiary education. The hardworking finance and economics major had managed to do so, with seven distinctions to boot!

What is that awful smell? Runako exclaimed.

Hey! It’s rude to speak about someone’s food like that, Qhayiya frowned.

I’m sorry, but that tuna honks, babe, Runako insisted.

Glad someone finally said it… Nala concurred, casually paging through the latest edition of the ELLE magazine.

Now, now, ladies, Lolo interrupted. Let’s not be mean to Miss Qhayiya over here, who is just trying to prevent a repeat of the first year spread. Instead, can we draw our attention to our outfits for Thursday night? I’m thinking we skip class tomorrow and head to Cavendish in the morning.

Oooh! The R75 sale starts tomorrow, right, Lols? Nala beamed.

Yes, ma’am. And we’ll be there to bail out all those poor clothes, Lolo smiled, slowly rubbing her hands together as though she were cooking up some evil masterplan.

I hope you’re not going to drop us again, Q… Nala said reprovingly.

I don’t do it on purpose, Nala, Qhayiya said softly. And to be honest, I’ll have to miss even more shopping dates going forward. Not only did my mom put me on a strict diet over the holidays, but she’s also put me on the 50/30/20 budget.

Budget? Runako choked.

What on earth for? Nala commiserated, looking at the rest of her friends in confusion.

Well, as you guys know, my mom’s not been feeling too well lately, and she can’t take on as many shifts as she used to. She’s basically cut my allowance in half, and given me a budget tool to help me make do with the little I’ll have going forward.

"Eish ²! That sucks…" Lolo agonised with her friend.

Big time! Runako concurred.

So, explain this 30/40/20 thing you’re on, Nala asked casually. If it’s half as good as your diet, then I’m in!

It’s FIFTY. THIRTY. TWENTY, Qhayiya chuckled. It’s basically a budgeting hack she read about in some book where the author suggests you spend 50% of your money on your needs, 30% on your wants, and 20% on savings, she explained.

Great! Clothing is a need, so we’re on for tomorrow, Lolo argued.

Nice try, Lols, but no. I have enough clothes for me to be decent on campus. Any more clothes I buy would be a want, not a need, Qhayiya countered. And I’m already spending my weekly WANTS allowance on Thursday night, so I’ll have to give tomorrow a miss.

I’m impressed, Q, Runako said, contemplating. Papa’s always stressed the importance of living a frugal life.

That’s rich, coming from the man that bought his twenty-year-old daughter an Audi TT and a waterfront apartment, Lolo snickered, shaking her head and grabbing the magazine out of Nala’s hands.

Jealous! Runako mouthed and rolled her eyes.

Anyway… Nala interjected, clearing her throat. What’s our colour scheme for Thursday night, Lols? Are we doing all white again?

I’m thinking all black, Lolo mused.

"Before you guys continue, please excuse me. I need to head to a meeting with my stats tutor. I’ll see you at supper, neh ³?" Qhayiya said, standing up and starting to pack her bags.

The Ivy Night Club, Camps Bay

The winter north-westerly was on full display in the Mother City that night. And yet, despite the strong winds and heavy rains, The Ivy was teeming with scantily clad babes in their late teens and early twenties, ready to usher in the second semester of the year.

The Ivy was not only Camps Bay’s premier nightclub; it had also become the preferred Phuza Thursday ⁴ watering hole for the local student elite. With drinks priced at three times more than those at the more student-allowance-friendly establishments such as Obz Café and the Claremont Bowling Club, The Ivy was the place to see and be seen by, the ‘Do you know who his/her dad is?’ crowd of the city.

Nala’s braids swayed at the small of her back as she snaked her way through the crowd to the beat of Nelly Furtado’s Maneater. The psychology major with a heart-shaped face and flirty eyes created quite the stir as she sashayed past in black thigh-high boots and a matching off-shoulder mini-dress that barely covered her ample derriere. Nala was unmissable; her melodic laugh, exaggerated expressions and wide smile made her stand out in a crowd.

If you didn’t see her, you heard her. And if you hadn’t seen or heard her, someone would undoubtedly point her out to you by the end of the night.

Either way, she commanded attention whenever she was in the room, and she revelled in it.

Nala was making her way across the VIP dance floor, back to her seat, when a warm, honeyed voice came out of nowhere and offered her a drink.

The voice, with its slight French accent, belonged to none other than twenty-two-year-old Blaise Ilunga. Blaise wasn’t usually described as the hottest guy in the room, but his cheeky grin, cocoa skin and chiselled features gave him an allure that raised many a girl’s curiosity. At 1.9 metres, Blaise was taller than the average guy on campus. And his years of playing first-team basketball at one of the continent’s most expensive boarding schools gave him the bearing of someone far more handsome than he was. Perhaps, it was this swagger that secured him a response from the braided maiden who was notorious for shutting down male advances.

If you buy me a drink, you’ll have to get one for all my friends, too, Nala shouted over the music. She pointed to a table of three similarly underdressed women, that were chatting and laughing with a group of young men gathered around them.

Blaise recognised them instantly as the Belters – a group of second-year students renowned for dating only the richest boys on campus. He and his friends had tried unsuccessfully to infiltrate the friendship made up of girls that were insanely beautiful, always impeccably dressed, and highly intelligent.

Making a quick mental calculation of the maximum damage the girls could do to his budget for the night, Blaise figured he was suitable for their best attempt and decided to indulge Nala in a bit of power play.

Order what you want, he called back, giving her a cheeky wink.

What I want? Nala chuckled provocatively and leaned closer so that she wouldn’t have to shout. Are you sure? she taunted, turning to him with an ‘I dare you’ look. She waited for him to back down at the potential dent her drinks order would make to what was undoubtedly Mommy or Daddy’s black card.

Blaise, knowing full well what Nala was playing at, simply smiled and turned to summon a waiter.

"Monsieur ⁵! Four bottles of your finest champagne please, to that table, Blaise said, pointing to Nala’s friends. And keep them coming."

He turned back to Nala and took a brief moment to enjoy the look of defeat written all over her face.

"Will that be all, Madamoiselle ⁶?" he teased.

Yes, that will be all, she smiled. She paused for a second before lifting her bangle-laden arm to offer him a handshake. I’m Nala.

There was no way Blaise Ilunga was going to accept a handshake after winning so thoroughly. Nor would he pass up the opportunity of marking his territory for the night. Instead, he put his arm around Nala’s waist and gently pulled her towards him. He whispered in her ear, I know exactly who you are… Just like you know who I am, too.

Nala giggled, immediately annoyed with herself for giving up the game so soon. There was no use in pretending that Blaise didn’t impress her. Or that she didn’t know – as he rightfully pointed out – exactly who he was.

Even if she hadn’t met him casually at a number of campus social events, she would have recognised him as a member of the Muzungus – a group of four wealthy guys in third year, famous for driving around campus in their mothers’ hand-me-down SUVs and notorious for entertaining girls on their parents’ tab.

The Muzungus were made up of the four high school friends from the Republic of Azalia, the island country off the coast of Pointe-Noire.

Established in 1904 after the discovery of oil and gold, Africa’s 55 th country was a melting pot of people from all over the continent. The former British colony had attracted the best talent on the continent and quickly grown to its current population of 18 million spanning nine states.

Making up the Muzungus was Blaise Ilunga, great-grandson of the pioneering Gabriel Ilunga, founder of the largest national bank in Azalia.

Blaise’s parents ensured that their son remained in the top three Accounting students each year, through private tutoring and strict monitoring of his marks. As the son of the current Chief Executive of Azalian National Bank (AZB), Blaise was being groomed to one day step into his father’s shoes and continue the great Ilunga banking legacy.

The next member of the Muzungus was Geoffrey Junior Okello II, son of Geoffrey Okello, Prime Minister of Azalia. Quarter-to-handsome with an athletic build, Junior’s unkempt dreadlocks, tattooed arms and numerous piercings spoke of one trying to be everything BUT the model first son of Azalia.

Enrolled for a degree in politics, philosophy and economics at his father’s behest, Junior spent his days on Hiddingh Campus researching his true passion instead – Fine Art. It was only then that the young man with a permanent ‘can’t be bothered’ look on his face, truly came alive.

Then there was engineering student Kobe Mensah, who was the exact opposite. Firmly focused on pleasing his family, Kobe was plain arrogant and always pretended not to recognise the rest of the Belters, even though Runako had introduced them numerous times.

Many blamed his muscular body and soccer-player bow legs for his dismissive demeanour. The Belters knew better. Thanks to Runako’s on-again-off-again situationship ⁷ with Kobe over the past six months, they had it on good authority that Kobe was from THE Mensahs. The oil-field-owning Mensahs of Azalia.

The Mensahs were also the reason none of the Muzungus had ever been spotted at Cape Town International Airport. They flew the boys to and from Azalia on the family private jet, of course!

Finally, there was João Morreira, the anchor of the group in the looks department. João was born and raised in Azalia, but his family had relocated to the US during his early teens. Thanks to his green eyes from his Portuguese-British mom, and square jawline from his Azalian dad, João was by far the most handsome student in the Law Faculty, and most unapproachable of the group.

João was known for spending excessive effort and money chasing down and entertaining a girl, that is until she started showing interest in him. At that point, he would dump her for the next conquest. João had a string of broken hearts to his name. One name, however, had managed to elude him successfully thus far. Lolo Motsepe.

Nala was still trying to figure out whether Blaise was the subject of the latest Muzungu rumour making the rounds on campus when he spun her around and started singing along to the Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell classic.

Listen, baby! he belted out, throwing his head back, and pleased with himself at his recent show of might.

Nala sang along, the attitude forgotten and the nostalgia transporting her back to her childhood days when she had danced to the very same song with her late father. He picked up where she had left off, making mountain shapes and flowing river motions with his arms as he sang. She giggled at the silliness of it all.

The Azalian charmer boy and sheltered daddy’s girl danced cheek-to-cheek to the soul train classic, lost in the magic of the spark they had ignited. The fire of their love story had the power to bring warmth and light to those around it or to destroy everything in its path. Especially each other.

There, in the dark, on the packed dance floor, no one noticed the little girl begging for a father’s love. She twirled with reckless abandon, safe in the arms of a little boy desperately seeking validation. She needed saving. And he, like the rest of his friends that were growing tired of living under the shadow of their fathers’ wings, wanted to play the hero.

Canterbury Place, Newlands

The sun was already high in the clear blue sky by the time Lolo opened her eyes. The blurry surroundings slowly came into focus, and she didn’t recognise where she was.

Her eyes moved from the white ceiling to the white fitted cupboards, over to the right where the wind had blown open the white French doors, and back to her left where she found… OH, CRAP!

João, get up and take me home immediately! she blurted, sitting up. She was mad at herself for breaking her vow never to fall victim to João Morreira’s charm. She and the Belters had always pitied the poor campus girls that believed they could win the heart of the known playboy.

Huh…? João mumbled.

I said, wake up and take me home right now! she insisted. I guess you finally did it – ticked the mighty Lolo Motsepe off your hit list. Congratulations! she growled defensively.

Dude! That’s not what you were saying last night though, João grumbled. The slight American accent that was previously charming was now plain annoying.

I can barely remember leaving the club, so how the hell do you expect me to remember what I said? Lolo argued.

Relax… It ain’t that deep. João turned over and went back to sleep, leaving Lolo embarrassed at how blasé he was about their first sexual encounter.

Sure, Lolo was a known liberal when it comes to sex, openly sharing her belief that a woman has full rights over when and how she uses her body. But that didn’t mean she doesn’t revere sex or the bond that comes with being connected to another.

But clearly, sex meant much less to João than it did to her. The year-long cat-and-mouse game she and João had played was clearly just that to him – a game. What a disappointment!

The girls must be so worried, she realised and reached for her phone. She had nine missed calls and three unread text messages:

(08:01) Ru: Babe, are you okay? Been trying to call you

(08:50) Q: Are you ok, Lols? We missed you at breakfast this morning.

(09:17) Nala: João – 1, Lolo – 0

A response to any of their messages now would result in a thirty-minute phone call, with each of them, to explain in excruciating detail how she had landed in João’s bed when just hours before, she was lamenting the foolishness of the girls giggling at his effortless charm.

Gingerly, she placed her phone on the bedside table, deciding she’d deal with the aftermath of last night’s events when she met the girls at dinner.

It was hard to believe that João Morreira, dubbed one of the biggest players on campus, looked harmless and innocent, as he lay fast asleep next to her.

She slipped off the bed to use the loo and, on the way back, took the opportunity to look around the bedroom for clues as to whether or not there was currently a woman in João’s life.

On João’s dresser was a framed family picture of him with his parents and twin sisters, a collection of fragrances, a pair of hair clippers and a plastic container with US dollars and Azalian pound notes. On his nightstands sat a lampshade, with João’s phone lying face-down on his side of the bed. Other than that, his bedroom was spotless.

There was not a stray strand of hair (natural or synthetic) on the floor, no mascara lying around, not even a lonely earring stopper under the bed. Nothing. Except for a blue, foil condom wrapper, presumably from the wee hours of that morning. At least he used a condom, Lolo thought to herself.

Perhaps the nightstand drawer held some clues and, after gently pulling it open, she uncovered some crime novels, a pack of headache tablets and three unopened boxes of condoms. How much sex does this guy have?

Next time, come on a Wednesday, João suggested sarcastically, still lying with his back turned to her.

Excuse me? Lolo jumped, startled and embarrassed that João had caught her, red-handed, snooping through his belongings.

Wednesday. The cleaning lady comes by on Thursday mornings so if you want to snoop, come through on a Wednesday, João explained drily.

I wasn’t snooping, João, Lolo bluffed cheekily, I was looking for a charger. My phone is flat.

João turned to face Lolo with a naughty smile on his face.

Dude, come on! You have a Sony Ericsson. NO ONE has the same charger as you.

Urgh! Piss off, João, Lolo capitulated. Anyway, since you’re up, can you take me home now? I’m already late for class!

João burst out laughing.

It’s cool, no need to pretend with me. Everyone knows the Belters hardly go to class! João chuckled, sitting up and propping his pillows behind his back. Check it out. The boys are coming over for breakfast later. Why don’t you chill with us and I’ll drop you back home after that.

Dining Hall, Tugwell Residence

It was just after 6 pm when Lolo did the Walk of Shame from her residence parking lot, dressed in João’s size XXL Rocawear baseball jacket and size 13 flip-flops.

Her ‘barely there’ dress from the night before disappeared under the oversized jacket. Lolo felt the eyes of fellow Tugwellites, streaming in and out of the entrance hall, were staring disapprovingly at her for coming back from one of THOSE nights.

She SO wished they knew that the reason for her late arrival was innocent. She’d spent the day eating, laughing and watching sports with the Muzungus.

Lolo had sworn never to be caught dead hanging around the Muzungus and had repeatedly chastised Runako for letting Kobe waltz in and out of her life thanks to their ongoing situationship. However, João’s latest conquest found her time with the Muzungus surprisingly enjoyable. They were charming, smart, and incredibly witty.

It had been a surprisingly fun day, but now, Lolo was grateful to be home at Tugwell Hall, which, according to its residents, was home to the most beautiful girls on campus.

A healthy rivalry existed between the residences on the main campus of UCT, with the Fullerites (residents of Fuller Hall) considering themselves the academic elite, while the Baxterites (residents of Baxter Hall) and Tugwellites chided them for being too stiff.

The Tugwellites, on the other hand, prided themselves on being well-rounded students that balanced their