The Able Archers: A Cold War Spy Thriller
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As seen on CNN's Secrets and Spies and Netflix's hit documentary series Turning Point: The Bomb and the Cold War
From Netflix's and BBC's expert Cold War consultant
A Top 30 Best Military Thrillers on Goodreads
Winner of 16th Annual National Indie Exce
Brian J. Morra
Brian Morra is a highly decorated former American intelligence officer and a retired aerospace executive. An on-air expert in the hit Netflix series "Turning Point: The Bomb and the Cold War",he also contributed his extensive expertise to the CNN/BBC documentary "Secrets and Spies: A Nuclear Game". His award-winning Able Archers series of historical thrillers is based on true events and Brian's own personal encounters with different players as an intelligence officer.His debut was called "frighteningly relevant" by #1 New York Times bestselling author Jack Carrand "possibly the most important book to be published this year" by U.S. Retired Army GeneralBryan Doug Brown. The Able Archers tells the incredible story of the very real nuclear war crisis of 1983. And the acclaimed follow up, The Righteous Arrows, incorporates the true story of theCIA's role in supplying the Afghan rebels who fought the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan.Brian was raised in southern Virginia and currently lives in the Washington, D.C. area and inFlorida. He earned degrees from William and Mary, the University of Oklahoma, and Georgetown University. He also completed the Advanced Management Program at Harvard Business School.Visit brianjmorra.com to sign up for Brian's newsletter and be the first to know about the next installment to his page-turning Cold War thriller series.
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The Able Archers - Brian J. Morra
PRAISE FOR
THE ABLE ARCHERS
"Occasionally, a work of fiction is best suited to bring little-known but dangerous historical events to life. In the fall of 1983, Soviet leaders apparently became deeply worried that the US was preparing to launch a surprise nuclear attack on the USSR under the cover of a NATO exercise titled ‘Able Archer.’ Brian Morra’s novel The Able Archers builds a tension-packed story around those events and paints a cast of heroic figures on both sides who prevent a global catastrophe. While a gripping work of fiction, The Able Archers is also a powerful reminder of the value of human judgment—and the continuing peril posed by nuclear-armed powers."
—ROBERT M. GATES (CIA Deputy Director for Intelligence 1982–1986, Director of Central Intelligence 1991–1993, and Secretary of Defense 2006–2011)
"Brian Morra’s historical thriller is a fast-paced ride through one of the worst crisis periods of the Cold War. Replete with colorful American and Russian characters, The Able Archers is a terrifying yet factual story of how a few people prevented a global nuclear war. It’s frighteningly relevant to today’s fraught geopolitical scene—one of the must-read novels of 2022!"
—JACK CARR, Former Navy SEAL Sniper, #1 New York Times Best-selling Author of In the Blood
A seamless blend of carefully researched history and a fascinating cast of both real and fictional characters create a vivid portrait of the most dangerous days in the Cold War and indeed in human history! In the fall of 1983, the world almost stumbled into Armageddon, and the lessons reverberate into the present tensions between the US, China, and Russia. A brilliant thriller full of practical lessons for policy-makers!
—ADMIRAL JAMES STAVRIDIS, 16th Supreme Allied Commander at NATO, 12th Dean of the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University, and Co-Author of 2034
"The Able Archers is a truly gripping account of one of the most dangerous episodes of the Cold War. Brian Morra’s fiction is deeply embedded in historical fact and reveals how near to the brink the Cold War adversaries really came in November 1983."
—TAYLOR DOWNING, Historian, Author of 1983: Reagan, Andropov and a World on the Brink
Brilliant and riveting combination of action and suspense, written by one who captures so many details it’s easy to imagine the writer might have participated in a similar series of events years ago. Brian Morra’s spellbinding tale grips the reader from page one through the twists and turns of spy craft and kinetic military activity to a surprising and satisfying conclusion. First-rate work by a skillful author.
—ADMIRAL TIMOTHY J. KEATING, United States Navy (Retired), Former Commander of Pacific Command and Northern Command
"The publication of The Able Archers is exceptionally timely as America faces a return to the Cold War and a possible standoff with our nuclear-capable adversaries. While this is a fictionalized account of a real-world incident that took place during the 1983 NATO exercise Able Archer, it demonstrates the absolutely real possibilities of mismanagement and misjudgment. This would have been an amazing book in 1983, but in 2022 it is much more important. The Able Archers is possibly the most important book to be published this year."
—GENERAL BRYAN DOUG BROWN, United States Army (Retired), 7th Commander US Special Operations Command
Told through characters you really care about, this is a book about one of the least-known and most-important national security crises in our history. And what could possibly be more timely than a tale of US-Russian misunderstanding putting the world at risk? Brian J. Morra knows the Able Archers story because he lived it, and he tells it in vivid, compelling, and frightening detail—with wit and humanity. Bravo!
—THE HONORABLE JAMES K. GLASSMAN, Former Undersecretary of State, Journalist, and Award-winning Author’
"[Any] curriculum for crisis management planning would be wise to include Brian Morra’s insightful novel—The Able Archers—which looks at the crisis that brought us close to war in 1983."
—DR. ROBBIN F. LAIRD, Editor of Defense.info.com and SLDinfo.com
"Few know about the inner workings of superpower brinksmanship between the United States and the Soviet Union for over 40 years after World War Two. Miscues and misunderstandings threatened to erupt regularly in outright hostilities. Brian Morra’s novel, The Abler Archers, addresses a time of particular global danger in 1983, when national leaders failed to understand how political and military actions were misread by the other side. Brian places the reader inside the interaction between dedicated military officers on both sides, who discovered and understood the danger of military confrontation between the major powers, and sought to defuse the situation at great personal risk. Brian’s settings, scenes and characters are absolutely authentic and can send shivers up the spines of those who were there and will never forget those events of 40 years ago. His characters are human, and have the best traits of compassion and dedication, that make this book interesting and accessible to a great variety of readers. There is a lesson here for our times, when we seem again to be unable to communicate with our adversaries. Hopefully dedicated professionals will form bonds of trust across national barriers and see us through difficult times."
—LARRY COX, Intelligence Officer, Professional Staff Member, House Intelligence Committee, Defense and Intelligence Corporate Executive Technical Entrepreneur
"Brian Morra has crafted a brilliant, fictionalized account of a critical time in global history when the world teetered on the verge of catastrophe. An insider with years of experience, Morra recreates the events happening from September to November 1983, when both Russia and the United States bordered changing the Cold War into an inferno. Thankfully, cooler heads on both sides prevailed. Using an understanding of enemy culture, as well as a desire to not annihilate each other, military from both sides of the fence were able to remove trigger-happy fingers from the button that would effectively end our existence. The Able Archers is a book that is not about enemies but rather heroes united with a common goal of saving their loved ones, their country, and each other."
—CAROLE P. ROMAN, Award-winning Author of Spies, Code Breakers, and Secret Agents: A World War II Book for Kids
"The Able Archers is not only exceptionally entertaining and engrossing, but it is a primer and a must-read for the average person to understand what really happens at the nexus of the military, politics, diplomacy, and human drama in complex and sometimes frightening ways."
—JEFFREY SKUNK
BAXTER, Grammy-winning Guitarist and Double Inductee (Steely Dan and the Doobie Brothers) to the Rock’n Roll Hall of Fame, Leading Consultant to the Defense Department and the Intelligence Community
"There aren’t many books that I have read where I cannot stop reading at the end of a chapter. Brian Morra’s novel The Able Archers is one of the few. I just did not want to stop reading. An amazing book that is skillfully written and a must-read."
—SAMUEL G. TOOMA, Oceanographer and Author
An intense up-close-and-personal view of the two key players that prevented World War III during NATO’s Able Archer 83. Great read.
—NELSON GOMM, Award-winning Author
"It must be really hard to write a thriller when the readers know how the story is going to end; nevertheless, Brian Morra does just that in The Able Archers. As compelling as it is informative and as entertaining as it is terrifying, the novel is a great read and highly recommended."
—TOM STRELICH, Award-winning Playwright, Screenwriter, and Novelist
THE
ABLE
ARCHERS
BASED ON REAL EVENTS
BRIAN J. MORRA
The Able Archers
by Brian J. Morra
© Copyright 2022 Brian J. Morra
ISBN 978-1-64663-563-4
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means—electronic, mechanical, photocopy, recording, or any other—except for brief quotations in printed reviews, without the prior written permission of the author.
This is a work of fiction. The characters are both actual and fictitious. With the exception of verified historical events and persons, all incidents, descriptions, dialogue and opinions expressed are the products of the author’s imagination and are not to be construed as real.
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Table of Contents
Foreword
Principal Characters
Part one: The Man Who Could See the Future
Chapter One: The Red-Haired Major
Chapter Two: The Fighting Major
Chapter Three: Alone, Unarmed, and Unafraid
Chapter Four: It Doesn’t Matter
Chapter Five: The Target Is Destroyed
Chapter Six: Prelude to War?
Chapter Seven: White Wolf
Part two: The Man Who Saved the World
Chapter Eight: Operation RYaN
Chapter Nine: Missiles Away
Chapter Ten: Big Wars Start in Small Places
Chapter Eleven: Homecoming
Chapter Twelve: The Man Who Saved the World
Part three: Able Archer 83
Chapter Thirteen : Don’t Get Cocky
Chapter Fourteen: Gordievsky and Palumbo
Chapter Fifteen: Potsdam House
Chapter Sixteen: Potsdam House, Redux
Chapter Seventeen: You Owe Mea Dinner
Chapter Eighteen: The White Gambit
Chapter Nineteen: The Brink
Epilogue: Close to the Edge
Acknowledgments
Appendix A: Factual Timeline of The Able Archers
Appendix B: Biographies of the Fictional
Dedicated to the memory of three men who prevented an escalation to world war in the fall of 1983
General Charles L. Donnelly, Jr., United States Air Force (died 3 July 1994)
Lieutenant Colonel Stanislav Petrov, Air Defense Forces of the Soviet Union (died 17 May 2017)
Lieutenant General Leonard H. Perroots, Sr., United States Air Force (died 29 January 2017)
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the sons of God.
Matthew 5:9
FOREWORD
In the fall of 1983, the world stood at the brink of nuclear annihilation—and almost no one knew it. Everyone learns in school that the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962 was the greatest single flashpoint of the Cold War, and it was—until the events of the fall of 1983. It is my firm view that 1983 was the most dangerous year in human history.
The early 1980s were fraught with numerous crises. The east-west détente of the ١٩٧٠s had fallen apart. The Soviets had deployed new nuclear missiles both in the USSR and in Eastern Europe, and they had conducted a massive invasion of Afghanistan. The Kremlin was sponsoring Communist rebel movements all over the world, including in the Caribbean region—America’s front yard. Soviet leadership was engaged in a several-years-long paranoia binge that might have made Josef Stalin blush. Not only were relations strained, the two sides were hardly communicating. Those factors brought us to the brink of global nuclear war in the fall of 1983.
By then, both superpowers—the United States and the USSR—had nuclear arsenals far larger, more lethal, more apocalyptic than those they had maintained in 1962. To make matters worse, the knowledge and understanding that each country had of the others’ intentions had deteriorated since the 1962 Cuban crisis. The senior leaders in Moscow and Washington simply were not talking to each other in any meaningful way.
Event after event in 1983 fueled high anxiety in the Kremlin. In the West, particularly in the United States, senior leaders did not comprehend how deeply the Soviets feared the West’s intention to launch a nuclear first strike on the USSR. The very notion seemed absurd to Western leaders and, frankly, to most of us in the intelligence business.
The series of near-catastrophes in 1983—and his deep-seated abhorrence of nuclear war—eventually caused President Reagan to reassess his administration’s approach to US-Soviet relations. The accession to power of Mikhail Gorbachev in 1985 signaled the rise of a new generation of Soviet leaders, itself chastened by the events of 1983. Working together, Gorbachev and Reagan crafted the Intermediate Nuclear Forces Agreement (INF) to deescalate tensions and limit a class of weapons that played a central role in the 1983 crisis. It’s worth noting that the INF treaty was vacated by both Russia and the United States in 2019.
The following pages dramatize how events unfolded in a gradually escalating crisis over the course of 1983, and how the actions of a few—the Able Archers
—prevented global nuclear doomsday. This is a story of a global Armageddon that didn’t happen by the narrowest of margins.
Dr. Kevin Cattani
Director of National Intelligence,
United States of America
McLean, Virginia
8 November 2023
PRINCIPAL CHARACTERS
The Americans
Lieutenant and later Captain Kevin Cattani: US Air Force intelligence and special operations officer
The red-haired
major: US Air Force intelligence and special operations officer
Lieutenant and later Captain Sandy Jackson: US Air Force nurse
Master Sergeant David Parent (Pops): US Air Force intelligence senior NCO
Staff Sergeant Jay Weatherby: US Air Force Signals intelligence NCO
Lieutenant Colonel Ben Stroud: US Air Force Signals intelligence officer
Lieutenant General Douglas Flannery (later full general): US Air Force, commander US Forces, Japan, and Fifth Air Force and after promotion to full general, commander-in-chief US Air Forces Europe and Allied Air Forces, Europe
Admiral William Crowe: Commander-in-chief US Pacific Command and later chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Brigadier General Leonard Palumbo (later lieutenant general): US Air Force, deputy chief of staff for intelligence, US Air Forces Europe and later chief of Air Force intelligence, director of the National Security Agency, and director of the Defense Intelligence Agency
Chief Master Sergeant Charles Jackson: US Air Force intelligence and special operations, senior NCO, US Military Liaison Mission
Major Mark Stablinski: US Air Force intelligence officer, US Military Liaison Mission
Colonel John LaRoche: US Air Force intelligence officer, senior USAF officer, US military liaison mission
Caspar Weinberger: US Secretary of Defense
Brigadier General Colin Powell: US Army, military assistant to Secretary Weinberger and later full general and chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and US Secretary of State
Ronald Reagan: President of the United States
The Soviets
Colonel Ivan Levchenko: GRU Intelligence Officer, Soviet Air Defense Forces
Boyka Levchenka: Musician and Ukrainian wife of Colonel Levchenko
Oxana Koghuta: sister of Boyka Levchenka
Oleksandr Koghut: husband of Oxana and brother-in-law of the Levchenkos
Lieutenant Colonel Stanislav Petrov: Soviet Air Defense Forces, Serpukhov-15
Marshal of Aviation Anatoly Konstantinov: Soviet Air Defense Forces, commander of the Moscow Air Defense District
General Colonel Valeri Kamensky: Soviet Air Defense Forces, commander of the Far East Air Defense District
General Major Anatoly Kornukov: Soviet Air Defense Forces, commander of the Sakhalin Air Defense Zone
Major Gennadi Osipovich: Soviet Air Defense Forces, Sakhalin Air Defense Zone, SU-15 pilot and deputy squadron commander
Lieutenant Colonel Burakovsky: Soviet Air Defense Forces, Sakhalin Air Defense Zone, operations center commander
Chief Marshal of Aviation Koldunov: Soviet Air Defense Forces, commander-in-chief of the Soviet Air Defense Forces
General of the Army Pyotr Ivashutin: Director of the GRU—Soviet military intelligence
Lieutenant Colonel Kirilenko: the senior member of the team Levchenko took with him to the Soviet Far East to investigate the KAL 007 shootdown
Oleg Gordievsky: Senior KGB Officer, USSR Embassy and agent for British intelligence
Marshal of the Soviet Union Ogarkov: Chief of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the USSR
Yuri Andropov: Former chairman of the KGB, general secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
PART ONE
THE MAN WHO COULD SEE THE FUTURE
" . . . the more experience I had with Soviet leaders . . .
the more I began to realize that many Soviet officials feared us not
only as adversaries but as potential aggressors who might hurl
nuclear weapons at them in a first strike."
President Ronald Reagan, The Reagan Diaries
CHAPTER ONE
THE RED-HAIRED MAJOR
Lieutenant Kevin Cattani, United States Air Force
Tokyo, Japan, and along the Thai-Cambodian border
1979-1980
I hate killing people.
I’m not sure how my boss feels about it. I doubt he even thinks about killing anymore. He’s second-in-command of a special activities unit, based out of the US Embassy in Tokyo, Japan. Units like ours handle the nasty sideshows of the Cold War.
During my final year of college, I went through the CIA hiring process and was selected for initial training. Unfortunately, at the final stage, my group of career trainees was told that due to budget cuts, we’d have to wait a full year to enter CIA training. Bad luck for us.
I couldn’t wait a year—I had to go to work. I had no interest in returning to my hometown in southern Virginia, and one of the CIA officers recommended that I go into the military and try to become an intelligence officer in one of the services. He explained that after four or five years of military intelligence experience, I’d be able to transition to CIA. This was just a few years after the end of the Vietnam War, and going into the military wasn’t exactly a popular career choice for my generation of college students. But I wanted a career in the national security business, and the military seemed like the best way in.
The only service I considered was the Air Force. I don’t like the water, so applying to the Navy was out. I couldn’t see myself in the Army or Marine Corps—I’m not keen on sleeping outside in the cold rain. Plus, my male relatives were in the Air Force in World War II, and that seemed to mean something to me at the time. So, I joined the Air Force after I graduated from college and went to Officers Training School to earn my commission as a second lieutenant. Then I went to the air intelligence school in Denver. From there I went on to a couple of different courses at the CIA’s training center, affectionately known as the Farm.
I was talking about my boss, wasn’t I? He’s an Air Force major, but he hasn’t worked in the regular Air Force for years. Instead, he’s been assigned to covert intelligence units like the one I’m in now.
He’s a huge, red-haired guy with massive arms, shoulders, and neck. His personality matches his size—outrageous and larger than life. His eyes light up and glow when he smiles or when something intrigues him. They burn red when something pisses him off, or when he’s contemplating violence, which usually happens when something pisses him off.
Irreverent toward almost everyone in a position of authority, he has a bachelor’s degree in history from Harvard College. You’d never suspect he’s an Ivy Leaguer, and I’ve learned that he doesn’t talk about his time in Cambridge with the patronizing Harvard nonchalance I’ve encountered in others.
He’s fluent in Japanese, Vietnamese, Russian, and God knows what else, and he has a master’s degree in Russian studies from Georgetown. He’s been an Air Force intelligence officer for twenty-six years and has never been promoted beyond major. That makes him ancient for his rank—he’s in his late forties. A major should be in his early-to-mid-thirties.
On my very first day working for him, the red-haired major and I attend a formal luncheon at the Japanese Ministry of Defense. We wear our dress uniforms. I see for the first time that he has as many ribbons as I imagine you’d find on a four-star general. Riding to the luncheon in a staff car, I ask him shyly if that is an Air Force Cross on his chest (this medal is just one level below the Medal of Honor).
Testily, he answers, Yes, Lieutenant, it is, and don’t ever ask me about it again.
The prevailing rumor around the embassy is that my boss’s failure to be promoted beyond major is due to a long-ago affair with a colonel’s wife. That seems plausible. He’s married to an American woman, but he flirts all the time with other women, regardless of their rank or circumstances.
Anyway, he and his wife have been living in Tokyo for about ten years, and she has her own successful business, which gives them a financial incentive to remain in Japan. The fact that the Air Force has permitted him to stay in Japan for years doesn’t make any sense. No officer can homestead
in Japan for the better part of a decade. Yet, somehow, the red-haired major has done just that.
A few weeks after I arrive in Japan, my boss takes me and a small team on what he calls a field trip.
We fly from Japan to Thailand on a C-130 cargo plane with an intermediate stop for fuel at Clarke Air Base in the Philippines. Communist guerrillas shoot at our C-130 as it approaches Clarke—an event that I find rather unnerving. But the red-haired major finds it comical due to the Communists’ incompetent shooting and exhilarating because he likes getting shot at without being hit.
Once in Thailand we board an ancient C-7 Caribou airplane, from which we parachute into a terraced field in the easternmost part of Thailand. We land outside of a small village, very near the Cambodian border. It’s hot as hell, but we’re still in the dry season, so at least we don’t have to deal with sideways rain as we make the jump.
While we eat supper that first night in the Thai village’s only restaurant,
I notice the red-haired major drinking from a huge canteen he had on him when we jumped. In response to my questions, he tells me the canteen is full of single-malt Scotch. I haven’t had the foresight to bring my own booze, so I order a couple of Thai beers, which are laced with formaldehyde, ostensibly to keep the beer fresh.
This ingredient gives the beer a nasty aftertaste that makes you shake your head in a futile attempt to clear the fumes from your brain. It also produces a wicked hangover, even when you don’t drink a lot of it. Great stuff! It’s easy to understand why the major brings his own booze.
The whiskey has him in an unusually expansive mood, and I decide to risk triggering his anger with a few questions.
Sir, if you don’t mind me asking, how can you still be on active duty? I mean, the Air Force has a strict ‘up or out’ policy . . .
Like I said before, his rank of major combined with his twenty-six years of commissioned service just doesn’t make sense. He should have been retired involuntarily three or four years ago.
He laughs and says, Who gives a fuck?
He takes another drink. Since you want to know, I send a letter each year directly to the secretary of the Air Force asking for special dispensation to be continued on active duty. You see, I have a goddamn Air Force Cross and the Vietnamese National Order of Honor. No secretary of the Air Force is going to fuck around with someone like me. It isn’t worth the shitstorm I’d bring to Washington. That’s also how I get to stay in Japan as long as I want to.
This exchange and the Scotch loosen him up, and he asks, Have you been to Thailand before, kid?
No, sir.
Well, this is the shithole part of Thailand for sure, but the beaches down south are great. It’s a great place to take some leave.
He takes another drink and looks at me like he just thought of something cool. You know, Kevin, I haven’t been this close to the Cambodian border since 1970—can you believe it? How about you? You been here before?
No, sir, I’ve never been in this part of the world before.
Well, don’t let this crap village fool you. The people here are wonderful—very generous and sincere. Bangkok, on the other hand . . . is full of stealing bastards. Loads of dope, too—the real bad stuff. Of course, back in 1970, I wasn’t on this border—I mean here in Thailand. I was on the other side of Cambodia—the Vietnam side. Where were you in 1970? I bet you were marching outside of the Pentagon protesting against the Vietnam War like a fucking pussy.
Does he have any idea how young I am? "Major, I was in junior high school in 1970. I’m from southern Virginia. If people were protesting back home in those days, it was against school desegregation—not the Vietnam War. But I knew about the invasion of Cambodia and the Kent State protest, of course, and Neil Young and his song Ohio. I wasn’t living in a cave."
The major’s eyes flash angrily at me. Invasion of Cambodia, hah! Son-of-a-fucking-bitch! Did you know that more than half of the goddamn Ho Chi Minh trail was in Cambodia? The NVA (North Vietnamese Army) used Cambodia as a sanctuary for years. They’d stage attacks into South Vietnam and fall back into Cambodia, where we weren’t allowed to touch the bastards. Nixon finally let us go after the motherfuckers in 1970 and everybody back home goes batshit crazy. You were probably protesting ‘Cambodia’ in the streets with the rest of the goddamn hippies.
Sir, I was thirteen years old. Cambodia wasn’t a burning issue in my seventh-grade class.
He warms further to