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Hidden Histories is a new speculative fiction anthology with the themes of alternate and secret (shadow) histories.
In Hidden Histories, agents of the ancient Library of Alexandria attempt to steer human history, a witch at the stake explains how she was framed, a missing airliner black box turns up, General Custer is defeated by wendigos, Queen Elizabeth tells Shakespeare she was cursed, a seance saves the Apollo-13 moon mission, an alien ambassador mentors Jimi Hendrix, a competing ship line plots to scuttle the Titanic, were-boars fight Nazis in WW2 Germany, the back room of a bookstore holds histories written in the future, and a girl learns the true history of Chinese dragons. These and many more stories entertain while exploring revisionist interpretations of real and fictional events.
Third Flatiron Anthologies feature multiple winners of science fiction and fantasy reader polls and recommended reading lists. Hidden Histories presents 28 original stories from an international group of contributors. Writers include Bruce Golden, Matthew Reardon, Brenda
Kezar, Kai Hudson, Brian Trent, Jonathan Shipley, Dantzel Cherry,
Edwina Shaw, Dennis Maulsby, Michael Robertson, Mike Barretta, Ricardo
Maia, J.D. Blackrose, John A. Frochio, Arthur Carey, Sandra Ulbrich
Almazan, Elizabeth Beechwood, Robert Dawson, James Chmura, Tony
Genova, Sarah Hinlicky Wilson, Simon Lee-Price, Shannon McDermott,
Jennifer Lee Rossman, H. J. Monroe, Evan A. Davis, Tyler Paterson, and
A. Humphrey Lanham. Edited by Juliana Rew.
Third Flatiron Publishing
Juli Rew is a former science writer/editor for the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Boulder, Colorado, and is a software engineer by training. She is a believer in the scientific evidence for global warming. She also publishes fantasy and science fiction stories by other authors at Third Flatiron Publishing.
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Hidden Histories
Third Flatiron Anthologies
Volume 8, Book 25, Spring/Summer 2019
Published by Third Flatiron Publishing
Edited by Juliana Rew
Copyright 2019 Third Flatiron Publishing
Boulder, Colorado
ISBN# 978-1-7322189-7-0
Discover other titles by Third Flatiron:
(1) Over the Brink: Tales of Environmental Disaster
(2) A High Shrill Thump: War Stories
(3) Origins: Colliding Causalities
(4) Universe Horribilis
(5) Playing with Fire
(6) Lost Worlds, Retraced
(7) Redshifted: Martian Stories
(8) Astronomical Odds
(9) Master Minds
(10) Abbreviated Epics
(11) The Time It Happened
(12) Only Disconnect
(13) Ain't Superstitious
(14) Third Flatiron's Best of 2015
(15) It's Come to Our Attention
(16) Hyperpowers
(17) Keystone Chronicles
(18) Principia Ponderosa
(19) Cat's Breakfast: Kurt Vonnegut Tribute
(20) Strange Beasties
(21) Third Flatiron Best of 2017
(22) Monstrosities
(23) Galileo's Theme Park
(24) Terra! Tara! Terror!
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Contents
Editor's Note by Juliana Rew
The Fairy's Bell by Bruce Golden
Fire, Steel, and Flaming Pearls by Kai Hudson
Losing Face by Matthew Reardon
Indian Uprising by Brenda Kezar
Carbon-Nitrogen-Oxygen by Sarah Hinlicky Wilson
Behind the Purple Haze by John A. Frochio
Freudian Slips by Dennis Maulsby
The Oracle's Dilemma by Michael Robertson
The Secret History of the Space Shuttle by Mike Barretta
Best Possible of Worlds by Simon Lee-Price
MH370 by Ricardo Maia
The Ghost Train by J. D. Blackrose
Man Overboard by James Chmura
Running on Empty by Arthur Carey
Proving Pictures by Tony Genova
Against the Roaring of the Fire by Edwina Shaw
Yes, Yes, Yes, We Remember by Elizabeth Beechwood
Specimen 1842 by Sandra Ulbrich Almazan
The Homebringing by Robert Dawson
The Thunderbird Photo by Jennifer Lee Rossman
The Fulcrum by Shannon McDermott
The Sixth-Gun Conspiracy Letters by Evan A. Davis
Defender of the Realm by H. J. Monroe
Cry the Thousand Sentinels by Brian Trent
Red Reckoning by Jonathan Shipley
Grins & Gurgles (Flash Humor)
Them Tourists by A. Humphrey Lanham
Date Attire by Tyler Paterson
Fairy Godmothering by Dantzel Cherry
Credits and Acknowledgments
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Editor's Note
by Juliana Rew
Welcome to the new anthology, Hidden Histories, from Third Flatiron. Our theme is alternate and secret histories and is a double issue. Our authors this time have provided a wide variety of speculative fiction stories, ranging from science fiction and fantasy, and horror, to cover-ups and conspiracy.
They say that history is written by the victors. That's one reason war provides such fertile ground for alternate histories. Three stories set in WWII offer different but largely inspiring views of what may have happened in the resistance in Europe (J. D. Blackrose's fantastical The Ghost Train
), among demoralized Japanese soldiers (Arthur Carey's Running on Empty
), and to villagers cut off in the remote mountains of Russia (Elizabeth Beechwood's Yes, Yes, Yes, We Remember
).
Oftentimes we wish we could have met someone admired from history, and a couple of these stories highlight these celebrities' early days and rise to fame, including Behind the Purple Haze,
by John A. Frochio, a meeting with Jimi Hendrix just out of the army, and Freudian Slips
by Dennis Maulsby, in which Sigmund gets his first insights into the human psyche.
Mythical characters are often given credit for making (and unmaking) powerful civilizations. For you anglophiles, we have Bruce Golden's (mostly) historically accurate The Fairy's Bell,
in which Elizabeth I shares with Shakespeare why she never married, and H. J. Monroe's Defender of the Realm,
in which a mysterious entity offers a modern young monarch the help she needs to rule. Remarkably, this is Monroe's first published story.
Sadly, many tragic historical events have been swept under the carpet or forgotten by history, only to re-surface and break our hearts. We think about this in Against the Roaring of the Fire
by Edwina Shaw, a story of 17th century witch burnings.
Different cultures have their own beloved mythical creatures, like dragons and wendigos, but witnesses claim to have seen them firsthand, as in Kai Hudson's Fire, Steel, and Flaming Pearls,
and Brenda Kezar's Indian Uprising.
We have a nice selection of space
scifi this time. In Mike Barretta's tale, an elderly astronaut gives us The Secret History of the Space Shuttle,
while in Robert Dawson's The Homebringing,
we learn it took a seance to bring home Apollo-13. (It could happen, right?)
The consequences of genetic engineering could bring about some strange new worlds. Jonathan Shipley's Red Reckoning
tells us the Nazis may have been closer to achieving the master race than we thought. And Sandra Ulbrich Almazan's Specimen 1842
presents us with a puzzling archeological find.
America has always had a love affair with conspiracy theories, pondering true crimes such as governmental sterilization campaigns and the poisoning of alcohol during Prohibition. We offer a couple of doozies in that vein, including a new take on the Lincoln presidential assassination, The Sixth-Gun Conspiracy Letters
by Evan A. Davis, and James Chimura's Man Overboard,
about the sinking of the Titantic. We still don't know what really happened to Malaysia Flight #370, but Ricardo Maia offers MH370
as a possible possibility.
Maybe time travel is the way to correct the mistakes of history. At least, that's the story of The Fulcrum,
by Shannon McDermott. Or perhaps social media and AI can at least make us happier with the way things have turned out, as in Tony Genova's touching Proving Pictures.
The accounts in the history books aren't always the most accurate, unless they are future history books, as in Simon Lee-Price's Best Possible of Worlds.
We offer some future histories,
that extrapolate where we may be headed. (Hint: It's not always utopia.) Check out Losing Face
by Matthew Reardon (don't lose your credit card) and Carbon-Nitrogen-Oxygen
by Sarah Hinlicky Wilson (maybe veganism isn't all it's cracked up to be). In Michael Robertson's The Oracle's Dilemma,
even advanced AIs are not sure about the best way forward. However, be advised that some history books are plain unreliable, as in The Thunderbird Photo,
by Jennifer Lee Rossman.
We close the main section with an exciting time-spanning scifi tale reaching back to the Library of Alexandria, Cry the Thousand Sentinels,
by Brian Trent.
Our Grins & Gurgles flash humor section seeks to lighten the sometimes overly rich diet of science fiction and fantasy, offering the following amuse-bouches: Them Tourists
by A. Humphrey Lanham try a bit too hard to fit in, while Tyler Paterson's superhero in Date Attire
feels woefully underdressed. Dantzel Cherry shows us what it must be like to go to a school for budding fairy godmothers.
We hope these fun stories have exposed you to some new thought. Enjoy, and don't forget to get vaccinated.
Juliana Rew
April 2019
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The Fairy's Bell
by Bruce Golden
Of all the queen's palaces, I always enjoyed Hampton Court the most. Its gardens, its tapestries, its sumptuous furnishings were among the finest I'd seen. And I'd visited countless castles and noble homes. As head of the royal household, I'd traveled the breadth of England with the queen.
Of course, just as I thought of the grandeur of Hampton, the wind reminded me of the single thing about the palace I did not care for—the foul smell wafting in from the Thames. I would have to remember to have the maidservants renew the pomanders in the royal residence.
That was just one of my countless duties, which kept me on the go all the day, and often well into the night. Nonetheless, I can't say my life was ever dull. The queen had her ups and downs, and I had been there for most of them. I was on my way, now, from the kitchen—where I'd passed on Her Majesty's complaints—to her bedchamber, to see that all was as it should be. Normally, by that time of night, she'd be preparing for bed instead of dressing in her finest. This night, however, she was expecting a visitor—one she'd summoned.
On my way to her bedchamber I came upon the royal footman and asked, Is the queen dressed?
He shrugged and replied, A ship is sooner rigged than Good Queen Bess is made ready.
I barely stifled a laugh. The image of a ship's ropes and sails did indeed remind me of the queen's bodice and petticoats and stomacher, with all their corresponding laces and hooks.
William Head,
I scolded the footman with a smile, I can't believe you would say such a thing.
He shrugged again and continued down the gallery hall.
When I reached the bedchamber, the queen was fully attired, and shooing her dressers from the room. She struggled beneath the restraint of her gown to take a deep breath and sighed.
Sometimes, Dorothy, I wish I had never become queen.
Your Highness, how could you say such?
I wasn't as surprised as I sounded. The queen had become more melancholy with age.
'Tis true. If not for a battle here, a marriage there, the fates might have conspired differently, the Tudors never would have come to power, and I would never have had to bear the burden.
Your Majesty, that's like saying if the sun never set, the moon would never rise. Life turns upon the whims of fate and happenstance. Why would you wish not to be queen?
She adjusted her russet wig and replied, 'Tis not really a wish, just a musing. I often wonder what it would have been like to have had a simple life, with a loving husband and children and. . . You've been with me for my entire reign, Dorothy—more than 40 years now. You know what it has been like for me, balancing my stewardship of England, duty to my people, with my. . . personal desires.
I know, at times, it has not been serene for Your Majesty.
You know, Dorothy, it could have easily been thee. You could have been queen instead of me. Do you ever think upon that?
Me, queen? Whatever do you mean, Your Majesty?
Come, come. I know the lineages of everyone in court. I know thee are only a few generations removed from Edward IV and Richard III on thy mother's side, and on thy father's you descend from the line of Edward III. You are a noblewoman, the direct descendant of kings, Dorothy Stafford. Your blood is as royal as mine. Had providence woven a different tapestry, thee could easily have been queen instead of me.
I've never considered such a thing, Your Majesty. 'Tis a preposterous idea.
Her Highness laughed with gusto.
Royalty is an incestuous business. Consider that the first wife of thy late husband was my own aunt, who, if rumors are true, had dalliances with my father before he even knew my mother.
Your Majesty,
said the royal footman, announcing his presence.
Yes, what is it, William?
Master Shakespeare has arrived in response to your summons.
Good—good,
said the queen. Light the candles in Wolsey's old office and show Master Shakespeare in. I'll speak with him there.
The footman turned to do as commanded, and the queen asked me, How do I look?
There were no mirrors in any of the queen's palaces. She had forbidden them for many years.
You look radiant, Your Majesty,
I said, though her skin seemed paler with the passing of each day.
Master Shakespeare and I are not to be disturbed, Dorothy, but stay close by that I may summon thee if need be.
I understood her meaning, and hurried straight to the alcove next to what had been Cardinal Wolsey's office when he was master of Hampton Court. From there I could both hear and, if necessary, observe the queen and her guests.
I was not an admirer of Shakespeare like the queen. I thought his comedies to be crude and his tragedies often seditious and sacrilegious. But Her Majesty liked anyone who could make her laugh.
Master Shakespeare,
she said upon entering the room, how good of you to visit me.
He doffed his cap and bowed as the queen chose her favorite chair, one resplendent with red velvet and gold satin.
I wish only my steed had the wings of Pegasus to convey me into your presence with even more alacrity,
he replied, rising to his feet as the queen directed him.
Though he was still a relatively young man, the master playwright had begun to bald. His forehead was a dome of flesh not unlike a melon, and his hair lay to either side like a beagle's ears. He was not a particularly handsome fellow, but that wasn't why the queen valued him.
"I never got the chance to tell thee how much I enjoyed your most recent play, The Merry Wives of Windsor. I found its humor most appealing."
Gracious praise indeed, Your Majesty. It was your command for me to reprise the character of Falstaff which served as inspiration. You are my muse—always. I'm grateful it was to your liking.
Indeed it was, and now I have a new task for thee.
The playwright looked askance at the queen as if her words were unexpected.
I want thee to write a play for the Feast of Epiphany. Something light, joyful—a comedy.
By the expression on his face, Master Shakespeare was not only caught off guard, but unenthusiastic about the prospect. Nevertheless, he responded affably.
As you command, Your Majesty. I will be honored to create such for the noble Queen Elizabeth. I beg only one favor.
What is that?
queried the queen, suspicion in her voice.
Could you speak with your master of revels, Sir Edmund Tilney, and command him to cease censoring my plays? I only ask so I may be allowed to write my finest creation for Your Majesty without outside influence.
Of course, of course,
said the queen, waving her hand as if it were a trifle. I'll command Sir Edmund to leave thee be.
Your Majesty is most generous.
He cleared his throat. "Speaking of your celebrated generosity, I understand Edmund Spenser has been granted a royal pension for his poem The Faerie Queene. May I suppose—"
Yes, yes,
said the queen waving her hand again, but more dismissively this time. You will be adequately compensated.
Your Majesty is as generous as she is beauteous, as wise as she is tolerant, as righteous as—
Master Shakespeare, don't you think I know when I'm being flattered? No one in history, methinks, has likely been blandished more.
The queen smiled slyly. But I interrupted. Do go on.
Shakespeare returned her smile—rather impudently I thought, though it could have just been the candlelight.
Shall I compare you to a summer's day? You are more lovely and more temperate.
He stopped unexpectedly then, looked thoughtful, and reached into his doublet for a scroll of paper. He searched his costume elsewhere, but didn't find what he was looking for.
A pen! A pen! A king's ransom for a pen!
He looked as desperate as he sounded. The queen pointed at the desk, and the playwright hurried to it. Once he'd secured the pen and dipped it in the ink pot, he wrote furiously.
Forgive me, Your Majesty, but I must make note when an idea strikes.
I understand. I myself can no longer trust importance to memory.
She waited a moment while he wrote, then asked, Tell me, what kind of play do you think thee will write for the Epiphany?
The playwright thought for a moment, then replied, In my mind's eye I see a shipwreck, a love story complicated by a case of mistaken identity. . . yes, that could work. But I need inspiration. Would Your Majesty grant me the honor of being my muse once again? Tell me of your loves. Inspire me.
Her Highness rose from her chair looking very serious. Her temper was legendary, and I thought, for a moment, she was about to reprimand the playwright for his brash familiarity. I was wrong.
Oft times, Master Shakespeare, I think love is merely a form of madness. I may be queen, but in that respect I am no different than any common washerwoman. I, too, have suffered from this malady of the heart. Do you know I have received more than a score of marriage proposals in my time?
I doubt it not, Your Majesty.
Yet most had nothing to do with love. Love is a much rarer beast,
she said wistfully. My first and greatest love was the Earl of Leicester, Robert Dudley, my sweet Robin, whom I'd known since childhood. Though he had no royal blood, he might have become my king, except. . . except he was already married. When his wife was found dead there were scandalous whispers of murder—murder that would free him to marry me and become king. They were untrue, of course, but I was forced to banish him from court, as well as from my thoughts of marriage.
A tragedy itself worthy of dramatization.
Then there was François, my frog, the Duke of Alençon, brother to the king of France. He was so young, so short, and so ugly, but he made me laugh. He was so very charming that when he wooed me I behaved like a moonstruck girl, though I was nearly twice his age.
Love is indeed blind,
said Shakespeare.
That it is. But the Duke was Catholic, and my advisors, my people, didn't like the idea of a Catholic king, not after my sister Mary's bloody reign.
I knew all about the queen's romantic heartbreaks. I'd been there for each and every one. Yet I could not believe she was being so indiscreet as to relay them for the master playwright. I'm not certain she cared he was in the room. She was caught up in her reminiscences.
Then there was Sir Christopher Hatton, my dancing captain of the guard, and Sir Walter Raleigh, who wooed me while secretly marrying another. I threw him in prison for that.
But you released him later,
said Shakespeare.
Yes, after he'd learned a lesson.
What of the Earl of Essex?
The queen frowned at the mention of the name. I knew her wounds on that account were still raw.
Robert Devereaux is a disrespectful, vain young boy who titillated an old woman's heart. I spoiled him, always forgiving his trespasses, his disobedience, until he tried to foment rebellion. That I could not forgive.
He's in prison, is he not?
Yes. And there he'll rot until I decide to part him from his head.
I could tell Master Shakespeare now regretted his query about the queen's love life, for the mood had turned morose. The queen, her ire sparked, turned on the playwright.
What about thee, Master Shakespeare? Have you ever known true love?
What is true love, Your Majesty? Can love be false if 'tis truly love? If it be false, then it never was. But if thy heart says thou art in love, then it must be true.
Your argument has merit, yet I'm assured I will never know true love,
said the queen.
Say not never, Your Majesty. Not while your heart still pounds.
You don't understand, Master Shakespeare. I was cursed as a young girl.
Cursed? By whom? By what?
By whom or what indeed.
The queen resumed her seat and said to her guest, You have my permission to sit as well.
The playwright chose the chair behind the desk, feathered pen still in hand, paper at the ready. He sporadically made notes as the queen spoke.
"I spent much time alone as a young girl. But one night I was visited by what I thought was a spirit. At first he just blew out my candles and laughed. And oh, what a laugh it was—like ice crystals breaking off a fairy's bell. But it was no spirit, no ghost that came to my room. I learned later he was