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    Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing
    Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing
    Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing
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    Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing

    By Judy Blume

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    The #1 New York Times bestselling author's first book in her classic Fudge series.

    "As a kid, Judy Blume was my favorite author, and Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing was my favorite book."—Jeff Kinney, author of the bestselling Wimpy Kid series

    “Each [Fudge book] is packed with wacky earthy disasters that are her trademark and that children love to read about . . . Judy Blume has a knack for knowing what children think about and an honest, highly amusing way of writing about it.”—The New York Times

    Two is a crowd when Peter and his little brother, Fudge, are in the same room. Grown-ups think Fudge is absolutely adorable, but Peter and his pet turtle, Dribble, know the truth. From throwing temper tantrums to smearing mashed potatoes on the wall, Fudge causes mischief wherever he goes!

    Love Fudge, Peter, and Sheila? Read all these books featuring your favorite characters:
    Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great
    Superfudge
    Fudge-a-Mania
    Double Fudge
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPenguin Young Readers Group
    Release dateDec 1, 2011
    ISBN9781101564073
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    Judy Blume

    Judy Blume has been winning legions of fans around the world with her stories. More than eighty-two million copies of her books have been sold, and her work has been translated into thirty-two languages. She receives thousands of letters every month from readers of all ages who share their feelings and concerns with her. In addition to her hilarious Fudge books, Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great, Superfudge, Fudge-a-Mania and Double Fudge, some of her incredibly popular books include The Pain and the Great One series and Freckle Juice. Judy lives in Key West, Florida, and New York City with her husband.

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      Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing - Judy Blume

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      My biggest problem is my brother, Farley Drexel Hatcher.

      Everybody calls him Fudge. I feel sorry for him if he’s going to grow up with a name like Fudge, but I don’t say a word. It’s none of my business.

      Fudge is always in my way. He messes up everything he sees. And when he gets mad he throws himself flat on the floor and he screams. And he kicks. And he bangs his fists. The only time I really like him is when he’s sleeping. He sucks four fingers on his left hand and makes a slurping noise.

      When Fudge saw Dribble he said, Ohhhhh . . . see!

      And I said, "That’s my turtle, get it? Mine! You don’t touch him."

      Fudge said, No touch. Then he laughed like crazy.

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      BOOKS BY JUDY BLUME

      The Pain and the Great One

      Soupy Saturdays with the Pain and the Great One

      Cool Zone with the Pain and the Great One

      Going, Going, Gone! with the Pain and the Great One

      Friend or Fiend? with the Pain and the Great One

      The One in the Middle Is the Green Kangaroo

      Freckle Juice

      THE FUDGE BOOKS

      Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing

      Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great

      Superfudge

      Fudge-a-Mania

      Double Fudge

      Blubber

      Iggie’s House

      Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself

      Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret

      It’s Not the End of the World

      Then Again, Maybe I Won’t

      Deenie

      Just as Long as We’re Together

      Here’s to You, Rachel Robinson

      Tiger Eyes

      Forever

      Letters to Judy

      Places I Never Meant to Be: Original Stories by Censored Writers (edited by Judy Blume)

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      PUFFIN BOOKS

      Published by the Penguin Group

      Penguin Young Readers Group, 345 Hudson Street, New York, New York 10014, U.S.A.

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      Registered Offices: Penguin Books Ltd, 80 Strand, London WC2R 0RL, England

      First published in the United States of America by Dutton Children’s Books, 1972

      Published by Puffin Books, a division of Penguin Young Readers Group, 2003

      Reissued by Puffin Books, a division of Penguin Young Readers Group, 2007

      Copyright © Judy Blume, 1972

      Illustration copyright © Jules Feiffer, 2007

      All rights reserved

      THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS HAS CATALOGED THE DUTTON CHILDREN’S BOOKS EDITION AS FOLLOWS:

      Blume, Judy.

      Tales of a fourth grade nothing / by Judy Blume.

      p. cm.

      Summary: Peter finds his demanding two-year-old brother an ever increasing problem.

      ISBN: 0-525-40720-0 (hc)

      [1. Brothers—Fiction. 2. Family life—Fiction. 3. Humorous stories.]

      I. Title.

      PZ7.B6265 Tal [Fic] 70-179050 CIP

      This Puffin edition ISBN 9781101564073

      Except in the United States of America, this book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, re-sold, hired out, or otherwise circulated without the publisher’s prior consent in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition including this condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser.

      The publisher does not have any control over and does not assume any responsibility for author or third-party Web sites or their content.

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      For Larry, who is a combination of Peter and Fudge,

      and for Willie Mae, who told me about Dribble

      Contents

      The Big Winner

      Mr. and Mrs. Juicy-O

      The Family Dog

      My Brother the Bird

      The Birthday Bash

      Fang Hits Town

      The Flying Train Committee

      The TV Star

      Just Another Rainy Day

      Dribble!

      1

      The Big Winner

      I won Dribble at Jimmy Fargo’s birthday party. All the other guys got to take home goldfish in little plastic bags. I won him because I guessed there were three hundred and forty-eight jelly beans in Mrs. Fargo’s jar. Really, there were four hundred and twenty-three, she told us later. Still, my guess was closest. Peter Warren Hatcher is the big winner! Mrs. Fargo announced.

      At first I felt bad that I didn’t get a goldfish too. Then Jimmy handed me a glass bowl. Inside there was some water and three rocks. A tiny green turtle was sleeping on the biggest rock. All the other guys looked at their goldfish. I knew what they were thinking. They wished they could have tiny green turtles too.

      I named my turtle Dribble while I was walking home from Jimmy’s party. I live at 25 West 68th Street. It’s an old apartment building. But it’s got one of the best elevators in New York City. There are mirrors all around. You can see yourself from every angle. There’s a soft, cushioned bench to sit on if you’re too tired to stand. The elevator operator’s name is Henry Bevelheimer. He lets us call him Henry because Bevelheimer’s very hard to say.

      Our apartment’s on the twelfth floor. But I don’t have to tell Henry. He already knows. He knows everybody in the building. He’s that smart! He even knows I’m nine and in fourth grade.

      I showed him Dribble right away. I won him at a birthday party, I said.

      Henry smiled. Your mother’s going to be surprised.

      *  *  *

      Henry was right. My mother was really surprised. Her mouth opened when I said, Just look at what I won at Jimmy Fargo’s birthday party. I held up my tiny green turtle. I’ve already named him . . . Dribble! Isn’t that a great name for a turtle?

      My mother made a face. I don’t like the way he smells, she said.

      What do you mean? I asked. I put my nose right down close to him. I didn’t smell anything but turtle. So Dribble smells like turtle, I thought. Well, he’s supposed to. That’s what he is!

      And I’m not going to take care of him either, my mother added.

      Of course you’re not, I told her. He’s my turtle. And I’m the one who’s going to take care of him.

      You’re going to change his water and clean out his bowl and feed him and all of that? she asked.

      Yes, I said. And even more. I’m going to see to it that he’s happy!

      This time my mother made a funny noise. Like a groan.

      I went into my bedroom. I put Dribble on top of my dresser. I tried to pet him and tell him he would be happy living with me. But it isn’t easy to pet a turtle. They aren’t soft and furry and they don’t lick you or anything. Still, I had my very own pet at last.

      Later, when I sat down at the dinner table, my mother said, "I smell turtle. Peter, go and scrub your hands!"

      *  *  *

      Some people might think that my mother is my biggest problem. She doesn’t like turtles and she’s always telling me to scrub my hands. That doesn’t mean just run them under the water. Scrub means I’m supposed to use soap and rub my hands together. Then I’ve got to rinse and dry them. I ought to know by now. I’ve heard it enough!

      But my mother isn’t my biggest problem. Neither is my father. He spends a lot of time watching commercials on TV. That’s because he’s in the advertising business. These days his favorite commercial is the one about Juicy-O. He wrote it himself. And the president of the Juicy-O company liked it so much he sent my father a whole crate of Juicy-O for our family to drink. It tastes like a combination of oranges, pineapples, grapefruits, pears, and bananas. (And if you want to know the truth, I’m getting pretty sick of drinking it.) But Juicy-O isn’t my biggest problem either.

      My biggest problem is my brother, Farley Drexel Hatcher. He’s

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