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SOME of those potholes on the moon are absolutely enormous, with many of them the size of a crater and visible from Earth. Honestly, it’s only a matter of time before a Lunar Rover or some other mobile landing craft loses a wheel, or worse, turns ove

IN 2022, a couple of friends and I went on a road trip to Normandy in order to take in the sites and stories which unfolded back in June 1944. It’s a long way from Lancashire to Normandy, so one of the rules of the trip was that we could each nominat

RESEARCH at the CERN laboratories into finding the elusive Higgs boson – the fundamental sub-atomic particle that could hold the key to the origin of the universe – was halted yesterday after a man from Middlesbrough blocked the bogs. Phil Tinker, 52

At the height of the Napoleonic wars, Mr Midshipman Reeman’s first assignment after passing his Lieutenant’s exam is not what he had been dreaming of. The state of the art cutter Polaris is overmanned not only by a very top-heavy complement of prime

Record Collector Presents Eagles. The ultimate collectors’ guide to a stadium-straddling country-rock phenomenon, from Take It Easy to The Long Goodbye Tour. As they prepare to touch down in the UK, possibly for the last time, we trace the six-decade

IN HIS efforts to regain the White House, former US President DONALD TRUMP has gained an unlikely ally in the shape of a 7-year-old dog from Fulchester. Jock – a boisterous West Highland terrier – is the four-legged friend of local man Watt Tyndall,

DISASTER on the International Space Station was narrowly averted last week after one of the astronauts ripped the trousers of his spacesuit. KECKSCLUSIVE! British astronaut Toby Mange was on a spacewalk to replace a damaged solenoid on one of the sta

GLAM rock is all about loud music, over-the-top costumes and big hair. But if there is one thing that makes glam rockers stand out from the pop crowd, it’s their tight trousers. When bands like Bon Jovi, Van Halen and Kiss take to the stage in their

A NOTTINGHAM man is celebrating tonight after saving £57 by wearing 27 pairs of trousers at the same time. 72-year-old Frank Bramblebee had booked a two week holiday in Lanzarote with his wife Edna, but refused to pay the extra money to take a cabin

WITH war raging in Continental Europe and the future of the planet in the hands of a tinpot Russian dictator, the world is currently in a perilous state. Not since the Bay of Pigs crisis in 1962 has our planet teetered so close to nuclear war. With V

MEET Billy Tappit, a factory worker from Ashington in Northumberland. He’s your everyday man – he goes to work, he goes to the pub and he goes to the football on Saturday. But wherever he is, there’s one thing for certain… he’ll be wearing trousers!

AN UNEMPLOYED factory worker from Halifax claims he has been failed by the NHS and has been forced to seek alternative therapies privately to treat his medical condition. Last January, a week after his wife left him, 52-year-old Fenton Grange discove

THE UK’s first soap opera generated entirely by Artificial Intelligence will hit the nation’s TV screens later this year. The daily show, Suncanny Valley, is the brainchild of an Alexa device sat by the kitchen television of 84-year-old Edith Wilbert

LEEE John, the vocalist with eighties band Imagination, has added yet another ‘e’ to his Christian name. Famously spelling his Christian name with 3 e’s, the Just an Illusion hitmaker yesterday announced the change to his 10,000 X (formerly Twitter)

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