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“Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.”
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“True cynics kill themselves. The rest are posers, trying to use clever sarcasm and snarky remarks to hide insecurity and the fear that if they put themselves out there, they will fail.”
― Never Broken: Songs Are Only Half the Story
― Never Broken: Songs Are Only Half the Story
“Why did Nicky call me the Baby Killer?" Kiara sniffled.
"Because she is a bitch," Leontes said.
Jaeger gave him a chastising look. "She's dead."
"Dying did not make her any less of a bitch," Leontes replied.”
― Midnight Poison
"Because she is a bitch," Leontes said.
Jaeger gave him a chastising look. "She's dead."
"Dying did not make her any less of a bitch," Leontes replied.”
― Midnight Poison
“If she did bitch-slap me, I'd bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.”
― Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress
― Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress
“At the risk of hurting your feelings, I think you should know that some kisses are more special than others.”
― Reluctant Relative
― Reluctant Relative
“Dinner, as friends. Where I don't expect you to pay or hold doors and you don't expect make-up or sex."
"I'll be rude, and you'll be purposely homely. It'll be magical," Noah laughed.”
― Crane
"I'll be rude, and you'll be purposely homely. It'll be magical," Noah laughed.”
― Crane
“Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn't for our school's strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer.”
― Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress
― Vegan Teenage Zombie Huntress
“The guy had guts—I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.”
― Nightlife
― Nightlife
“Get your head out of your ass, you already reek of hypocrisy, so why add notes to the fragrance?”
― The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories
― The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories
“The La Brea Tar Pits of asshole-ism." Noah pressed his lips into a thin line and gave a mock sympathetic nod. "They claim many each year.”
― Crane
― Crane
“Some days, the sheer amount of enemies we attracted made me question if maybe our crew was a little too trigger happy. That maybe we’d pissed in too many pots without thinking of the consequences.
But then I remembered most folks couldn’t hold to a basic code of honor if it killed them. And kill them we did.
Repeatedly.”
― The Airship Also Rises
But then I remembered most folks couldn’t hold to a basic code of honor if it killed them. And kill them we did.
Repeatedly.”
― The Airship Also Rises
“This year had been one for the books. And by that, Jason meant a book that got doused in gasoline, set on fire, and kicked over a cliff.”
― Color of a Soul
― Color of a Soul
“I’d normally spare you the details, but that would kind of defeat the purpose of writing a story.”
― The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories
― The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories
“Don't say a f*cking word,' she warned Mister Kindly.
(...)
'. . . considering your childhood, it's little wonder you lack people skills . . .'
'Not. A. F*cking. Word.'
'. . . meow . . .'
' . . . STRICTLY SPEAKING, THAT IS STILL A WORD . . . ,' Eclipse growled.”
― Godsgrave
(...)
'. . . considering your childhood, it's little wonder you lack people skills . . .'
'Not. A. F*cking. Word.'
'. . . meow . . .'
' . . . STRICTLY SPEAKING, THAT IS STILL A WORD . . . ,' Eclipse growled.”
― Godsgrave
“You shouldn't be mad at him. Francis did explain that I'm in a house full of incestuous monsters and their toadies.”
― Mexican Gothic
― Mexican Gothic
“The stench of sweat, sex, and Chanel Number Five were never going to come out of Liz O’Brien’s jeans.”
― Captivating Melody
― Captivating Melody
“Well, you musta pissed in someone’s apple juice,” Trevor said, clapping a hand on Kieran’s shoulder.
“Haven’t we all.” Kieran cast one look around this tragedy of a bar, consisting of overturned tables, pools of black blood from the two dead rakshasas, and a dead, slumped over bartender.”
― Captivating Melody
“Haven’t we all.” Kieran cast one look around this tragedy of a bar, consisting of overturned tables, pools of black blood from the two dead rakshasas, and a dead, slumped over bartender.”
― Captivating Melody
“I can hiss and spit with the best of them, but is it really necessary for me to demonstrate it? - The Malwatch”
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“Danny smiled sweetly. “I’m an Aquarius who enjoys long walks on the beach and playing in the blood of my enemies.”
― Taking Root
― Taking Root
“On her bad days, she felt like a dead albatross would be more appropriate headgear for her, suiting her mood and her apparent role in life.”
― The Gate of Gods
― The Gate of Gods
“Hey, boss,” Alanna approached from the hallway. “We fucked up.” The woman was all sharp angles, her plucked eyebrows precise enough to slice, cheekbones like a declaration, and obsidian eyes that bored into him.”
― Midnight Heist
― Midnight Heist
“Only desperation would allow you to change from raging bull to charming monkey so quickly.”
― Vows of Gold and Laughter
― Vows of Gold and Laughter
“This is a classy broad, you know underneath all the swearing and yelling”
― The Royal Treatment
― The Royal Treatment
“You were just the snobby, annoying kid my mom made me compete against all the time."
"She's only saying that because I usually beat her," I said in a stage whisper before raising my glass to her. "It's fine, you were the popular one. At least you have that going for you."
Bernadette grinned and clinked her glass against mine. "To my best frenemy.”
― Murder and Mamon
"She's only saying that because I usually beat her," I said in a stage whisper before raising my glass to her. "It's fine, you were the popular one. At least you have that going for you."
Bernadette grinned and clinked her glass against mine. "To my best frenemy.”
― Murder and Mamon
“Ups! Acabara de dizer ao cantor que algumas das suas musicas eram uma tortura.”
― Ao Ritmo da tua Melodia
― Ao Ritmo da tua Melodia
“Se um olhar matasse estaria neste momento cinco metros abaixo da terra.”
― Ao Ritmo da tua Melodia
― Ao Ritmo da tua Melodia
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