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“I'm tired of the whole anti gun thing. Saying that Guns cause Murders is like saying Steering Wheels cause car wrecks”
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“I admit I have Mental Illness so please no more 'Fruit Cakes' for Christmas Please”
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“Just to let you know I don't post my books and things on the net in hopes of being rich. The reason is. "I am a person with Bipolar Disorder" and they're are a lot of great minds on the "Famous Bipolar" list that died penniless. If I do the same it's no big deal but having a form of mental Illness I would love to get my name on the Bipolar list also one day. Preferably while I'm still living so I can make sure they spelled it right”
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“Look at the world and think about a catastrophic disaster where the cell phone towers went dead. How would you ever be able to 'TEXT" your next door neighbor to see if they were okay”
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“I've got to that point in life when there's very few thrills and lots of pills seems we all end up this way. As we wait for our final day. But there's one thing about the pills I take. My manic episodes have taken a break”
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“Often when it comes to friends. When the rubber hits the road you'll find yourself hitch hiking”
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“You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state and federal taxes”
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“If there's a place for me in Hell I hope it's next to someone like you”
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“I'm on a diet I plan to lose Guilt, Fear, Sin, and Doubt then I'll be confident enough to walk about.”
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“ I always see the light at the end of the tunnel before I enter the cave”
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“ There is nothing more beautiful than the light of a Candle and the Aroma of it's Heart”
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“If you like me 'Fine' if you hate me 'Fine' I'll write you out of my life. It's as simple as Over,Done Forgotten Gone”
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“I never see the color of a person. I never notice the color of their eyes. But the thing that always gets my attention. Is when the spout out lies”
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“It's two A.M. "To sleep or to write that is the question?" Whether it tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of my piss poor punctuation or take arms against a sea of keys with so many new possibilities.”
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“After seeing the devastation on the East coast. I've concluded that Sticks and Stone might break our bones. But Mother Nature can really tear up your stuff,”
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“A few years ago a friend said that I use to hunt and fish and build houses and things but now my whole life revolved around my computer I replied "But my computer revolves around the world”
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“You ever notice if you call someones cell phone they won't answer but if you text them seconds later they will. "The Power of your Thumbs compels You!”
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“Hopefully one day wars will only be fought in movies and may the best producer win”
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“If you surround yourself with people that fill in your inadequacies then together you fulfill the world.”
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“If it has a name or a description it has or will exist at some point in time”
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“I could enjoy the simple life with a small living quarters, a scratched album of Johnny Cash and a Box of Twinkies”
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“I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes”
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“Most Religions are Social Clubs with expensive Entertainment Cheap Wine and Stale Crackers”
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“You know being and ex serviceman and a Disabled Gulf War Veteran. You could play Taps on a Jews Harp and I'd still cry”
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“There's two ways to become a famous Poet, find that one person that knows somebody, that knows somebody, that knows somebody.
Or die trying”
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Or die trying”
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“Theirs two ways to become a famous Poet, find that one person that knows somebody, that knows somebody, that knows somebody.
Or die trying”
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Or die trying”
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