Residual Burn Quotes

“You look like a Photoshopped version of Thor with Iron Man’s flirtation skills and Captain America’s values.”
― Kelly Moran, Residual Burn

“If the gods of Gorgeousness and Charm and Sexiness had a threesome, Jason Burkwell would’ve been the resulting love child.”
― Kelly Moran, Residual Burn

“The man was so sexy she understood why every member of the double X-carrying chromosome imitated saran wrap in his presence.”
― Kelly Moran, Residual Burn

“When a person sees someone attractive to them, their eyes dilate twenty percent. Their brain floods with dopamine, which makes them happy. Thus, they believe it’s love. That’s a medical fact. Love doesn’t exist.”
― Kelly Moran, Residual Burn

“I don’t care if it’s been five minutes or five months or five years. You’re it for me and there’s no sense in waiting.”
― Kelly Moran, Residual Burn

“Peachy. Alrighty, then. She’d just get in her car, run home to check her clothes, hair, and makeup, walk across the street to Jason’s apartment, knock on his door, stare at his masculine hotness in stupid adoration, probably insert her foot into her mouth fifty-five times in under five minutes, then go back to her place and relive the embarrassment all night long while replaying what she should’ve done or said had she been a sophisticated woman, instead of a blundering moron.
Done and done. Piece of cake.”
― Kelly Moran, Residual Burn

“Son of a nutcracker.”
― Kelly Moran, Residual Burn

“That. That right there was exactly how the slippery slope into Humiliation-ville began.”
― Kelly Moran, Residual Burn

“Lifetime called. They want their movie of the week back.”
― Kelly Moran, Residual Burn

“Death carves holes in your soul, and love fills them.”
― Kelly Moran, Residual Burn