The Twelve Labors of Nick Quotes

“Get to the point,” said the Sphinx. “I’m immortal, but now I wish I wasn’t.”
― Amy Wolf, The Twelve Labors of Nick

“Nikólaos,” said Helen, “you must show your father respect. He is in charge of all centaurs, beloved by the gods, and immortal.”
“But ignores his own son,” Nick said bitterly. He turned to his dad. “So, how many of us kids are there? Enough to run the Derby?”
― Amy Wolf, The Twelve Labors of Nick

“On seeing Proteus: he saw what the pile was: an old man, his body wrapped in kelp, his long white hair strewn with seaweed. Ick, Nick thought, this guy could be served with sushi!”
― Amy Wolf, The Twelve Labors of Nick

“After a nine-headed Hydra, the ACT was kind of a letdown.”
― Amy Wolf, The Twelve Labors of Nick