A Dragon, a Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and Other Rambunctious Bites Quotes
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A Dragon, a Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and Other Rambunctious Bites Quotes
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“which is why mimes are rarely invited to birthday parties, as the gifts they gave were usually invisible boxes.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“new performance ongoing where pages of a dictionary are ripped out and thrown on the stage floor, it’s a play on words with the title of the show being ‘Pun’.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“Many items the skunk had were of the highest quality including bathroom vanities and hand and paw washing areas constructed by Finland’s well-known designer, Helsinki.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“vanilla, chocolate, strawberry (for some unfair reason according to strawberry it is always third in that list)”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“Even the perfume-free fragrance in your delightful bubble bath you were taking was from one of my first collections, Eau de Water”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“wondering if Hercules was available, pondering the twelve labors of Hercules assuming that Hercules was a mythical Greek obstetrician”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“That and the music was blaring. So loud that the radio station asked if they could keep it down as they cared about the safety of their listeners.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“An octopus, who holds the record for defense in a football game – ten tackles”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“He swam past the prawn broker shop which sold used fish”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“so I was in desperate need to bever which is a verb for when you consume a beverage. And if you say it isn’t and I agree with you, then I simply ask the question why 'bever' isn’t a word. 'Feed' is a word. You feed on food, but you don’t bever a beverage? That won’t do, so I must make it do, and now it has been done.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“as her marriage was on the rocks and thin ice simultaneously, which surprisingly the latter is not verbiage for alcohol lingo, unlike the former, which is.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“the most traumatized are the ones who shape our culture like a microbiologist shapes clay on their lunch break after looking at too many cultures,' the skunk explained.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“Glancing around for his friends eenie, meenie, miney, and mo, they were nowhere to be found and he was left stranded with this lane picking dilemma, so he grimaced and picked the first lane offered.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“was glad to be off the hook, which had been the second time that week as she had recently broke an addiction from fishing on the nearby bay”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“He also would be traveling soon as he heard that the best deals on baby furniture were in The Cribbean.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“The judge drummed with his fingers on his desk but the band of toes still wouldn’t let him in yet. Though he didn’t want to be in that special orchestra where a practical joker was known to put water and a powdered fruity dessert mix in large stringed instruments of which the stunt was known as cello Jello.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“male seahorse, complaining and nagging and wondered why those two verbs are deemed feminine and attributed to female behavior when males are capable of and do that just as often”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“had his fingerprints taken and coffeemug shot taken from all four angles of him sipping a cup of coffee”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“Don’t judge a book by its cover because the criminal justice system is already overcrowded as it is.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“She didn’t mean anything by it,' the markhor explained like how racism is perpetuated and exonerated through faulty reasoning”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“but the Mime protested without talking and that were the kind of activists the racist misogynist homophobic xenophobic non-claustrophobic because he worked in a nightclub owner preferred as he agreed everyone had a voice as long as they didn’t speak with it.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“There was, as the building was not ship-shape much like a boat that didn’t prepare for bikini season.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“so the bartender knew he would be paid handsomely. Not beautifully, but handsomely as there is a subtle distinction and one all pretty boys need to hear.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“a time ago when Timbuktu was only Timbuk 1”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“tomatosauceruruses (the first Italian dinosaurs)”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“When the defense attorney finished her opening statement, which included a lot of body movement due to the fact that the bar exam that she passed only included limbo references”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“or like a piece from the baroque period which is before things were fixed”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“which was so easy a staples button could do it”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“much like a when a bullfighter comes home he struts through the matadoor”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
“The guests also clanked together the special romantic shaped forks with hearts on the points, called valentines.”
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites
― A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites