My Roommate Is a Vampire Quotes

“Over the past two weeks I’ve discovered that in this city of millions, you are one of a kind.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“Do not think for one moment that you are replaceable, Cassie Greenberg,” he said. He sounded almost angry. “For you are anything but.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“When I think about Cassie
never returning to me it makes me sad
Waking up in the evening isn't exciting
anymore now that I know I won't
be seeing her face.


So you're into her, is what I'm hearing.


Absolutely not. I am NOT "into her."
I just like her drawings.
And her everything.


Oh, this is gonna be good.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“And, yes, okay, he was a vampire. That did present some legitimate challenges. But that didn't change how good he was or the fact that I wanted him more than I'd ever wanted anyone in my life.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“Everything I have heard about the internet makes it sound like a cancer upon the modern world. I am not certain I want it.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“also need to borrow your little plastic money card thing one last time.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“I don't think there's anything particularly special about me at all."
His jaw clenched. "Then please," he began, his voice hoarse and dripping with promise, "please allow me to show you how wrong you are.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“If this guy turns out to be the next Jeffrey Dahmer, promise me you’ll avenge my death?”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“I’ve never met anyone who’s a hopeless case.” His eyes fluttered closed. “You have never met anyone like me, Miss Greenberg.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“But you know now - the only rule in art is to make something you enjoy.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“He might be an undead creature of the night - but as undead creatures of the night went, he was a marshmallow.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“Mr. Frederick .Fitzwilliam’s Google Search History:
- How do you kiss if it has been three hundred years since.
- How can you know if she wants to kiss you…”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“I sit at my desk at 2 in the morning, desperately trying to remind myself that Miss Greenberg is a lady. A lady whose beauty far surpasses what I noticed when we first met. A lady with lovely curves, delightful freckles dusting the bridge of her nose, and a mouth that will now haunt my dreams--- but a lady nonetheless.
It would appear that I must also remind a certain traitorous part of my anatomy--- one that has not responded thusly to a woman in over one hundred years--- of this fact as well.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“One small step for vampire, one giant leap for vampire kind.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“I will never be able to deny you anything you want.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“Frederick - a man who hated texting, and who by all accounts should have been asleep at that hour - replied immeadiately. Like, he’d been sitting there all this time, phone in hand, waiting for me to reach out.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“I ... was once known for my straightforward demeanor," he said his voice just above a whisper. "It was an admirable trait among men at the time. I gather that now, one must mince words often in order not to offend.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“Giles is the hottest man on this show.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“Open your eyes, Cassie."
His mouth was on mine before I had a chance to comply, the gentle pressure of his lips stealing the breath of my lungs and pushing out any worries I might have had about whether this was a good idea. His hand slid down to my chin, gently tilting it up a little to give him better access. I was so overwhelmed with sensation that I was helpless to do anything but let him kiss me, and to kiss him back. My hands slid up his broad chest of their own volition, the fabric his shirt soft beneath my fingers as I clutched at the ends of his collar with both hands.
My touch elicited a quiet moan from the back of his throat that made me dizzy with a spike of searing desire.
"We can't do this here," I mumbled against his lips. Mostly because it felt like something I was supposed to say, given that this was Sam's bathroom and an entire apartment full of people was having a party on the other side of the door.
But I knew, even as I said the words, that were absolutely going to do this here.
It didn't seem like Frederick even heard what I'd said. If he did, he certainly wasn't paying it any mind. His kisses grew bolder, the exquisite pressure of his mouth increasing until I parted my lips for him on a ragged sigh. He tasted like breath mints and the wine he must have pretended to drink earlier this evening. I wanted to lose myself in it--- in the way he slid his tongue along mine, coaxing a whimper from my throat; in his strong arms, as they encircled me and pulled me closer. I could feel his sharp, prominent canines against my tongue as I kissed him, something I'd certainly never noticed before when I'd seen him smile. A thrilling flash of heat shot through me, the visceral reminder of who and what he was startling me for only a moment before I lost myself in the kiss again.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“I didn’t have a big important job like he did - but through my art, I made a statement. And left my own mark on the world.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“Some vampires have impressive abilities like turning wine into blood, or being able to fly, or turning back time, he continued ruefully. Unfortunately, all I can do is somewhat involuntarily conjure fruit when I'm nervous”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“I would like to hear more about your life, Cassie. I wish to know more about you. I wish… I wish to know everything.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“Of course it went well. Darling Cassie – I never doubted that you would charm them utterly. The way you charm everyone. The way you’ve charmed me.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“You are not a failure,” he said firmly. “Anyone who made you feel like one will have me to deal with.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“Who did this to you?” His voice was low, but urgent. “What happened?”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“Do not think for one moment that you are replaceable Cassie Greenberg," he said. He sounded almost angry. "For you are anything but.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“Who did this to you?”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“Sam didn't need to hear the rest of it--- which was that before heading to the recycling center I planned to watch a few episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. For research--- or so I told myself. The show had to be wildly inaccurate when it came to vampire details, but after two days of processing what had happened with Frederick the other night, my panic over the situation was fading. And my curiosity was growing.
What was it like to be an immortal who drank human blood? Did Frederick's heart beat? What were the rules governing how he lived and ate... and died? It wasn't much, but without getting back in touch with Frederick himself, Buffy was about all I had for guidance. It had to be more accurate representation of vampires than Twilight or those old Anne Rice novels, right? Plus, it was an enjoyable show.
The fact that Buffy also showed romantic human-vampire relationships had absolutely nothing to do with my interest, of course. Neither did the fact that I hadn't been able to get Frederick's pleading eyes, or his assurances that he would never hurt me, out of my head since the morning I first woke up on Sam's couch.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“No, “ the women said flatly. “I intend to meet this human girl to whom you’ve taken such a fancy.” Frederick barked a humorless laugh. “Over my dead body.”
“That’s easy enough to arrange,”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire

“He wore a black apron over his clothes with the words This Guy Rubs His Own Meat in large whit comic sans lettering.”
― Jenna Levine, My Roommate Is a Vampire