Elephant on my Chest Quotes

“So, tell me about this guy. Did you meet him at work?"

"Eww. You know I'm related to everyone in the restaurant.”
― Ashleigh Stevens, Elephant on my Chest

“Phil walked along beside the belt, reaching the top well before me. After he pointed to where I was supposed to go, I pushed myself off the belt and fell flat on my face. I could hear the little kids behind me giggling as our instructor helped me upright.”
― Ashleigh Stevens, Elephant on my Chest

“A woman about my mother's age touched my shoulder. "Anything broken, sweetie?"

I looked around. "I'm not sure. Where are my poles?"

Pug laughed. "She meant you, Pickles. Did you break any bones?”
― Ashleigh Stevens, Elephant on my Chest

“As soon as the door closed, Uncle Enzo looked around. "I say he needs money."

Uncle Nico shook his head. "He's been arrested."

Nick came through the back door, hopping on a counter. "Who's been arrested?"

His father hit him on the back of the head. "No one. Get down."

I turned to my cousin. "Uncle Rob called."

"Oh. I say he needs money.”
― Ashleigh Stevens, Elephant on my Chest