S2.E2

Episode #2.2

Name: Episode #2.2
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2008-04-04
Duration: 22 min
Rating: 7.7
Cast: Paul Bazely, Nicholas Burns, Jake Canuso

Episode aired Apr 4, 2008
Not Rated
22m

IMDb RATING

7.7/10

150

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Comedy

Kate starts to feel broody and she and Martin spend the evening baby-sitting Chantelle's child Coolio. Everyone else goes to the hotel bar's karaoke where, after a very high-pitched renditio... Read allKate starts to feel broody and she and Martin spend the evening baby-sitting Chantelle's child Coolio. Everyone else goes to the hotel bar's karaoke where, after a very high-pitched rendition of 'Lonely Girl', Mel proposes to Madge.Kate starts to feel broody and she and Martin spend the evening baby-sitting Chantelle's child Coolio. Everyone else goes to the hotel bar's karaoke where, after a very high-pitched rendition of 'Lonely Girl', Mel proposes to Madge.

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IMDb RATING

7.7/10

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YOUR RATING

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Trivia
Touché Turtle and his sheepdog sidekick Dum Dum were a pair of heroic fencers who battle villains and heroically save kings, queens, and others in distress.

Quotes
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: [Mel and the Oracle are having an argument over Mel nearly drowning] Who are you calling an idiot, you... dickhead?
Mel Harvey: Dickhead? Who are you calling Dickhead?
Mick Garvey: Alright, Ladies. That's enough.
Mel Harvey: [Gets up off sun lounger] You can't talk to me like that! Me father fell at Normandy!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: I don't care if he went arse-over-tit in Scunthorpe, You're a dickhead!
Janice Garvey: Can we all just calm down?
Madge: Think yourself lucky; You should be up for attempted murder!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: Fuck off!
Mel Harvey: Right, That's it!
[shoves Geoff]
Mateo: [a Fight breaks out and the others try to break it up] Break it up! Break it up!
[Turns to Geoff]
Mateo: You, Fat boy! You cause problems here before! I remember!
[Clicks fingers and points]
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: Yeah, Yeah.
[to Mel]
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: Keep away from me Do y'hear? Keep away!
Mel Harvey: On Your Bike!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: [points at Madge] And that goes for Touche Turtle in t'Wheelchair and all!
Mateo: Go with your mummy!
Geoff Maltby - The Oracle: I'm going! Dickheads...
[walks off]
Madge: [Turns to Mel] Who the Frig's Touche Turtle?

Connections
References Touché Turtle and Dum Dum (1962)

Soundtracks
Pop Musik
Written by Robin Scott
Performed by Johnny Vegas

User reviews1

Featured review

9/10

The show was at its peak.

Chantelle asks Kate and Martin to babysit Coolio, Geoff and Mel clash over the incident at the pool, Geoff brands him a d***head.

It's so funny seeing it from Kate's point of view, she's a gorgeous, classy young woman, you wouldn't really think that Benidorm was quite her, Cruttenden truly was fantastic, that look on her face when she's asked to babysit, priceless.

Favourite moment, Mick's reaction to Madge's mealtime selection, second favourite moment has to be Mel's singing, and the subsequent look on every face, priceless.

That moment where Gavin asks the waitress to cancel his order for blancmange, priceless.

I don't know if the cast are always acting, or if sometimes their smiles were actual smiles of joy, Pemberton and Barely look like they're having a blast.

9/10.