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The Sissy

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The passages discuss themes of masculinity, religion and faith. Several characters express controversial views about Jesus and masculinity.

The passages describe one character knocking a man through a window and discussing the need to be tough. They also comment negatively about something on the back of a truck.

The characters are invited to join for supper after negative comments are made about Jesus. They accept the invitation.

THEN I KNOCKED THAT 3rd GUY RIGHT THROUGH

A PLATE GLASS WINDOW INTO THE STREET!


IT'S A MAN:S WORLD, BILLY JOEl
YA GOTTA BE TOUGH TO SURVIVE!
LET'S GET SOME FOOD . .. I
COU LO EA. T A. HORSE!
MAN, LOOK WHAT'S ON
THE BACK OF THAT TRUCK! fHAT
REALLY BUGS ME!
ONLY A GUTLESS IDIOT WOULD
HAVE THAT UP THERE! . . . CUZ
JESUS WAS
A SISSY!
HOWDY! I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID
ABOUT JESUS BEING A SISSY!
HOW'S ABOUT YOU BOYS JOINING
ME FOR
SUPPER?
THANK YOU, FATHER, FOR THIS FOOD
IN JESUS'
NAME!
IN MY BOOK, ANY MAN THAT TURNS
THE OTHER CHEEK IS A CHUMP!
HE'D HAVE TO . . . IT'D BE LIKE FIGHTING
THE BIONIC MAN ... ONLY WORSE!
LET ME SHAKE YOU UP, DUKE . ..
THE BIBLE SAYS""
JESUS
CREATED
THE
UNIVERSE.
" He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the
world knew him not. " John 1 :1 0
.. "And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us .. : John
1:14
I DON' T UNDERSTAND!
AND I DROVE BY AND SAW IT BURNING AND I
DIDN'T WAKE YOU UP BECAUSE I KNEW YOU'D
BE UPTIGHT...WHAT WOULD YOU THINK OF ME?
YOU MEAN WE ALL
GOT BURNED UP
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
WARN US?
MAN, I'D HATE YOU . .. I'D CURSE YOU
FOREVER!! ... I'D NEVER FORGJVE YOU! .. .
YOU'D BE THE WORST KIND OF MURDERER!
THEN LISTEN GOOD, DUKE I . . . YOUR HOUSE
&. ON FIRE! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL ON A
GREASED POLE AND SATAN IS LAUGHING
HIS HEAD OFF!
TWO POWERFUL PERSONS ARE FIGHTING FOR YOU!
AND RIGHT NOW THE DEVIL'S GOTCHA ... AND YOU'RE
SO DUMB YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT! --
THE BIBLE S Y S ~ . . "ALL IIAVE SINNED"
(THAT'5 YOU, DUKE) "AND COME SIIORT
OF TilE GLORY OF GOD.'' THAT MEANS
YOU AREN'T GOING 10 HEAVEN!
THAT'S RIGHT,
DUKE, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
YOU MEAN I SHOULD STOP BOOZING,
SWEARING AND CHEATING ON MYOLO
WOMAN ... AND START GOING TO
CHURCH AND LEAD THE
GOOD LIFE?
HOLD IT, PARTNER! .. .
THE ONLY GOOD
THING YOU SAID
WAS .. . I DON'T
HAVE TO GOTO
HELL!
LET'S GO BACK TO THE ONE YOU CALLED
A SISSY I WOULD YOU HAVE GUTS
ENOUGH TO GO INTO A TOWN WHERE
YOU KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO
KILL YOU?
WHEN HE GOT TO THAT TOWN, THEY
FRAMED HIM, AND BEAT HIM WITH
A WHIP THAT HAD CHUNKS OF METAL
AND BONE
IN IT . ..
IT CUT HIS
ARTERIES: HE WAS IN SHREDS ...
HE SHOULD HAVE DIED BEFORE
THEY NAILED HIM ON THE CROSS .. .
Read Crusader story "THE GIFT" for medical view of the
crucifixion.
YOU SEE, DUKE, HE WA.S B E A T E ~
TO A PULP FOR YOU! THAT'S HOW
MUCH HE LOVED YOU!
HE SHED HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD*
TO WASH AWAY
YOUR
SINS .. .
HIS JOB WAS FINISHED. HE AROSE FROM
THE DEAD. NOW HE'S IN HEAVEN SITTING
AT THE RIGHT HAND OF GOD THE f T H E R ~ ..
THAT'S WHEN JESus WIPES OUT
THE WORLD'S ARMIES WHO FIGHT
HIM AT THE BATTLE OF
ARMAGEDDON.
NOW COMES THE ROUGH PART ...
0111 DOOMSDAY .. . WHEN ALL
THOSE WHO DIED IN THEIRSrNS
FACE JESUS AS THEIR J U G E ~ ..
(THE BIBLE
SAYS .. *:'
" .. . FROM
WHOSE FACE
THE EARTH
AND THE
HEAVEN
FLED AWAY .. :')
HE WILL SENTENCE THEM TO HELL! t
THIS IS THE ONE Yf!f! CALLED A SISSY.
* Rom. 2: 16 & 2 Tim. 4:1 ** Rev. 20:11 tMatt. 25:41
WHAT DO I DO TO GET HIS BLOOD
TO WASH AWAY MY SINS?
YOU BET! '
WHY DON'T
YOU SIT
DOWN AND
JOIN US?
AM I GOING BANANAS OR IS THAT
A PRAYER MEETING I SEE?
I FOUND OUT SOMETHING WHEN WE PRAYED
.
IN Tl-IAT RESTAURANT,
BILLY JOE . . .
.'
GOD LOVES YOU AND WANTS YOU TO EXPERIENCE PEACE AND ETERNITY IN HEAVEN.
WHAT YOU MUST DO:
1. Admit your need (I am a sinner).
2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent).
3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you (on
the Cross) and rose from the dead.
4. Through prayer, invite Jesus Christ to come
in and control your life. (Receive Him as
Savior and Lord.)
rrAT TO ,llAY:
DEAR FATHER, I KNOW THAT I AM A SINNER
AND NEED FORGIVENESS. I BELIEVE THAT CHRIST
DIED FOR MY. SIN. I AM WilliNG TO TURN FROM
SIN. I NOW INVITE JESUS CHRIST TO COME INTO
MY HEART AND LIFE AS MY PERSONAl SAVIOR.
I AM WilliNG. BY GOD'S GRACE TO FOllOW
AND OBEY CHRIST AS THE lORD OF MY LIFE.
DID YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST
YES NO
AS YOUR OWN PERSONAL
D
O

SAVIOR?
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IF YOUR ANSWER WAS YES, THEN THIS IS
JUST THE BEGINNING OF A WONDERFUL NEW
LIFE WITH CHRIST. NOW:
1. Read your Bible every day to get to know
Christ beHer.
2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
3. Tell others about Christ.
4. Be baptized, worship, fellowship, and
serve with other Christians in a church
where Christ is preached.
5. Read THE NEXT STEP. ' It
contains vital information
for your Christian growth.
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