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    Memon Joke

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    Memon shares several humorous anecdotes and jokes involving Memons. In one, a Memon asks a shopkeeper for a banana at a discounted price. In another, a Memon jokes with his dying wife about an open window. A third involves a Memon negotiating a smaller obituary notice in exchange for advertising a car for sale. The stories showcase the Memons' business acumen and sense of humor.

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    Memon shares several humorous anecdotes and jokes involving Memons. In one, a Memon asks a shopkeeper for a banana at a discounted price. In another, a Memon jokes with his dying wife about an open window. A third involves a Memon negotiating a smaller obituary notice in exchange for advertising a car for sale. The stories showcase the Memons' business acumen and sense of humor.

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    Memon shares several humorous anecdotes and jokes involving Memons. In one, a Memon asks a shopkeeper for a banana at a discounted price. In another, a Memon jokes with his dying wife about an open window. A third involves a Memon negotiating a smaller obituary notice in exchange for advertising a car for sale. The stories showcase the Memons' business acumen and sense of humor.

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    MEMON DAY

    Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?


    Shopkeeper: 1Rupee ka.
    Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
    S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka mileega.
    Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

    A Memon on his death time.


    My wife, where r u ?
    Wife:Yes, I�m here
    My sons & daughters ru all here?
    Yes, Papa
    Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
    ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D

    1 memon 14th floor se neche gira


    Girte waqt usne
    apni ghar ki khirki me
    apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
    to chilla k bola
    MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

    1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.


    Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
    Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
    Memon ne phir khoon dia.
    Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
    Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
    Arbi:Munna�!!
    Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

    A Memon called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges
    hongay?
    NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
    Memon: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Ghafoor Bhai Died".
    Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
    Memon: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
    Ghafoor Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale .

    Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
    Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
    Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:
    Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana.

    Teen Dost Tha


    Phela Pathan
    Dusra Panjabi Or
    Tesra Memon

    Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha


    Dostoo Na Bolaa Ka Yar Zakat Dana Ha
    Too App Log Kasa Daite Ho

    Too Phela Dost Pathan Bola:


    Ka Hum Khali Maidan Ma Ja Kar Gol Daira
    Banataa Ha Or
    Asman Ma Paisa Uchalta Ha
    Joo Paisa Daira Ka Bhair Jata Ha
    Woo Zakat Kartta Ha
    Or Joo Andar Houta Ha Woo Humara Houta Ha

    Phir Punjabi Na Bola:


    Ka Hum Aik Lakir Kachtta Ha
    Or Paisa Uchalta Ha Joo Paisa
    Left Hand Par Jatta Ha
    Woo Zakat Karta Ha Or
    Joo Right Hand Par Woo Humara

    Phir Memon Dost Sa Poucha Ka Woo Kasa Karta Ha


    Too Memon Ne Kaha:
    Astag-Firullah App Log Assay Zakat Kartay Ho
    Yea Lakir Fakir Keya Ha
    Hum Khali Maidan Ma Jatta Ha
    Or Paisay Asman Ma Uchalta Ha
    Joo Paisa Asman Ma Gheya Woo Zakat Ka
    Or Joo Paisa Necha Aaya Woo Humara

    Ak MEMON ko Jin charh gaya ,


    3 din baad Jin khud ek Aalim k paas gaya aur bola,
    Aalim sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhoka hi mar jaon ga

    Shadi me 1 memon bahut der tk khata raha,


    Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?
    Memon: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gya hun pr kya kron card me lkha tha "Dinner 7
    to 10pm

    Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
    Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
    Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.

    EIK MEMMON KHALI KATOREY MAIN

    ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA

    WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA

    AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN

    MEMON NE JAWAB DIYA

    MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL

    SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON

    Titanic K Sath Memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha


    Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

    Dost:
    Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

    Memon:
    Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

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