Crazypenny
Crazypenny
Crazypenny
Dizzy W rld
Ricky Taillefer
Table of Contents
Acknowledgment. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . vii
Chapter 0: Loser . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
Chapter 1: For The Plaintiff . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Chapter 2: Upset . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11
Chapter 3: The lightning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15
Chapter 4: Whos talking?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21
Chapter 5: At Dianes Townhouse. . . . . . . . . . . . . 30
Chapter 6: Down the drain. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 35
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Additions
27.99 So 2 + 7 + 9 + 9 = 27
19.656 So 1 + 9 + 6 + 5 + 6 = 27
27.99 + 19.656 = 47.646 So 4 + 7 + 6 + 4 + 6 = 27
27 + 99 + 19 + 656 = 801 Infinity in binaries.
Multiplications
27.99 x 19.656 = 550.17144 So 5 + 5 + 0 +1 + 7 + 1 +
4 + 4 = 27
27 x 99 x 19 x 656 = 33316272 So 3 + 3 + 3 + 1 + 6 +
2 + 7 + 2 = 27
2 x 7 x 9 x 9 x 1 x 9 x 6 x 5 x 6 = 1837080
So 1 + 8 + 3 + 7 + 0 + 8 + 0 = 27
Minus
27.99 - 19.656 = 8.334, if unit 4 in 8.334 is rounded
results because of an invisible decimal on the price
panel after the 27.99, what if the number expected
would be 8.33 periodical and would mean eternal?
Divisions
Step one:
27.99 / 19.656 = 1.4239926739926739926739926739927
Step two:
19.656 / 27.99 = 0.702250803858520900321543408360
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Step three:
1 God =
0.70225080385852090032154340836013
x
1.4239926739926739926739926739927
But this any division results the same way, got yaw.
Acknowledgment
Countless thanks to God entirely. Thanks to my parents and
sister for enduring me, and friends relatively. Numeric God
for a lot of discoveries and giving me signs and massively
helping me. Thanks to FriesenPress and staff passionately.
Thanks to my mother for making me correct my work strategically. My grandma who forgot most of everything I told
about my story. Steve Harrison for linking Voyage Media,
Nat Mundel, and K.M. Weiland for answering me. A retired
university teacher Mr. Killeen for motivating me into a better
ending, also correcting my short story Alive Mouse.
Internet for accuracy, Google for reliability, articles and
tips from everybody, Wikipedia instantly, Windows 8 and 8.1
momentarily, McAfee for top security, Microsoft Office 365
for its features and plenty, Stylewriter4 for a better English
writing properly and Ginger for grammar confusingly.
Special thanks to the educations of Canada, and its
government not forgetting Catholic people for colonising
these countries dominated by religion. Also the gambling
mafia oddly, and sharing the concept of Las Vegas casinos.
Furthermore, this hostile planet for a fair frugal forecast far
from foe. Foregone in atmosphere, forth fathoms far-flung
from flat, a loftiness frugally furrowed fluidly but unfortunate
forest, and exclusively woodlands, for filling & filing fast
fibers for paper fully supplied in tons. Also thanks to working
humans importantly.
However, first and foremost, best thanks goes to you
reader for making this reality happening into a better world
timely, as times spaces time.
Thanks again
Crazy-Penny
Dizzy W rld
Chapter 0
Loser
Blackjack, poker, slots and some that many do not know
so far, well unless you sat to every game in this place as
the rows of machines separated the divisions for passages. Tones of bells rang in patterns of random chimes
up and down the music staff in any given note. Melodies
heard through this illusion screen in front. A spin to Toc;
Toc; Toc; no alignment yet, another try although too many
gotten, tries and tries. Not have matched. Never hundreds
but thousands or perhaps more, however down a steep hill
to a level approaching zero; then tries helped to end this
game, but a few more spins.
He tried to win in this lake of cash but never had a
valued shrimp. He felt like a fish and this machine was
the hook, the wallet is the mouth. More like a pit or a giant
funnel. Nevertheless, to a perverted big digestive concept
to empty any pocket in this casino, this deluxe house,
a matter of will and inarguably a question of time. This
once pressed again button in the center of the boxy weirdo
machine, reflected deformed lights from the ceiling, and a
hand on the slanted panel. This surface, mirror like. Bar,
bar but missed the last bar. Its always like that, Jason
said through murmurs. One more struggle after the pressed
plastic round button, redundantly. It did not give credits on
that round. Relentlessly to many rounds, no nothing.
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To this moment, a bell rang continuously like a security alarm at the far end left side further down the row.
Obviously someone had won a huge amount as a light
flashed on top of the slot machine lit, glowed trivial. The
topmost light dimmed off and faded on, simultaneously.
All the surrounded people happily grinned, glued, showed
toothy to their faces as if a comparable job of a taxidermist. Some folks sat on their chairs that had each a
machine, turned their heads to crack their necks guessingly. What a whiplash, thought Jason as he observed.
Passing people turned to see the winners. The people
passed by and smiled. Their face shined with glory, they
won, and glad, content, delighted and pleased. The expressions Jason wanted, merely. A big win I see, but none for
me, Jason said, the starved player who cared only for
his bet. Although bets he played. However begged as he
blinked a bulky black beard blew to blast its blissfulness
to the blabbered screen, sigh. Few drops of saliva flew as
he wiped, used his forearm. Its free but not this time,
Jason said, the loser of the game. He turned to look, the
two middle-aged women had won, and they had it. Theyre
happy but not me. This sickened mix, united varieties of
sounds, tangled his thoughts. Another last try to this hunk
of junk, he thought. But then again, a small amount made
him a winner from a few more tries, showed down at the
square red numbers, credit counter on the machine, at the
edge. An edge then a slope, a straight downhill, a free fall,
a dive. Those credits are low as the machine marries the
floor to the precise ground, Jason thought. He was not to
regain, but this last maybe try, for the heck of luck sakes.
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all you can eat, salad bar, and leftovers for me. Id have
to go out to the great big bin at the back, the garbage,
thoughts. Seats with a canopy, aquariums, What a nice
place to rest, but I have to order something, money, Jason
said. Music played as he approached the delighted odors.
Hopelessly, slowed down the pace walking by a fountain,
Peaceful here and fine women to talk to, but Im broke,
as thought. The light shined through the exit doors down
the alley. Passed under a large suspended tiger up the
ceiling, he glanced, big green numbers at the top of a row
of right hand side machines, Banks, theyre married, they
actually dont show it. Some folks had tickets printed.
Arrived at the second set of doors, an orange metallic
car showed in the middle of the solarium entry. Windows
over the glass doors, sunshine did not glimmer from
outside of the covered sky. The door closed behind him; the
entrances glass door. He realized all his goods are gone,
no change left but this penny, Oh my shit, Jason said and
the same gazed boredom face. He enjoyed the view of all
parked cars, the sky took a turn as he remembered in the
morning, a grateful drowsy breeze. Trees carried leafs of
dew as the drained mist pledged colors, Jason thought.
And tried to stay positive like an optimistic bag of farts.
Chapter 1
For The Plaintiff
The judge looked down at his gavel and knocked the justice
hammer as it resonated through the wooden sound block
on the benchs surface. Next case please, the judge said
and gawked unhappy at his papers. Diane stood up, set
her purses belt over her padded shoulder, and wore an offwhite blouse with around her neck an ivory chiffon ruffled
scarf and pants, there in black high heel shoes. From her
bench, Diane faced the passage at her footsteps to also
have in sight the defendant who sat still, faced the judge
desk like a statue. This person poorly dressed will only
have to sell the table set to balance five grand for my business, Diane thought and engaged the alley down towards
the large oak doors at the room entrance to this expensive
justice hall. It was by a chance this place existed for her
commerce to survive and make a fair living. Some clients
quit paying to live better in their own ways. They could
contact me for lower payments, she thought. Good day
miss Krogers, a security guard said, and resonated the
door closed behind her. She turned her head to face him
behind, Good day, and returned her eyes in front. Fewer
steps down the hall, a clerk spoke. Hey, how was it?
Like the usual, Diane said.
Hows boy Justin doing?
Missing his mother, Im late.
Right then good afternoon.
Good afternoon, she replied.
Without any added words, the main door shut behind
her, How could I date him? He argued over a toy with my
boy, pathetic, Diane thought, and looked down, nodded as
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she replaced her band of the purse over her shoulder stepping outside the court.
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Upset
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At the front center inside his car, viewed out the window
of the drivers seat. Jason enters the key to unlock the door.
His mouth moved to the other side. His keys jingled.
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six bucks. Ha-ha, Im not that broke after all, he said with
whooping laughs of sarcastic rant.
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Chapter 3
The lightning
A woman and her child halfway through the bridge, talked
under light drizzled rain.
Only if you try today, Diane said, the mother.
Try what, Justin said, the child?
To walk on that side, she said.
Um okay, Justin agreed, But not too long.
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Walk only slow and take it easy like you want, have your
moment, and keep looking in front, say when ready.
I can do it mom. A gust of encouragement, he rose on
his shoe tips and peaked down the bridge.
Goodness sure you can, Diane said and laughter,
impressed the devotion and ambition of her child. Only
dont look down.
Yeah I wont look down mom.
my; this, Jason said garishly and like scorching his voice.
His face snarled at the foggy clouded sky. The tiddly tossed
wistful coin had left his hand that risen at the highest
point, disappeared. The wind blew it out of its course, lost
sight of it. Several seconds later after the penny had left
the throwing hand, a lightning stroke a lightning rod nearby
the ground on the bridge side. The instant blast hit the
coin back down. Jason jumped at the natural flash bang.
Down the bridge thus the same sidewalk, Jason saw the
mother and child, far ahead. He sighted a bench near the
bus cabin, before the bridge, fair to the right hand side.
He walked towards the riverside parking. The roadway continued under this bridge. A garbage basket with a base of
steel well placed as he dropped in the empty carton crate
of fries. At least starvation calmed down. Some gamble,
Jason said, wondered about how he would pay the rent,
gas and food. What have I done, why does that casino
carry me away like that, his thoughts twisted as the city
bus went by, battled engine blared. Although no one waited
in the cabin. Luck, and some luck, so much for luck, but I
almost had it, I had to overdo it, Jason said with murmurs.
Stupid luck, a hopeless steep cash crashed, he said as
his eyes lowered and walked slow. I relied on this luck,
years of saving, I could of had a new car, Im sick of this
luck, ravaged me to ruins plus my job.
He pinched and pulled the lucky penny out of his back
pocket, deep in plus a yank out as his elbow abruptly
jerked. Placed in open hand, he gazed and glared madly at
the sky then threw it like a baseball pitcher shouting, Oh,
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She tried to focus Justin and the coin, her face gallingly
stunned as the coin appeared dark and hazy, and she
peeked. I still see a white cloud from that flash, well I can
only guess its nice ha-ha, Diane said. They had slowed
the slope, so still. Down the bridge, he saw a man who sat
with his arms crossed like he was cold. Justin had let go
his mothers fingers and ran as he jumped halfway over a
pop can. His mother peered through gaps of her eyelids to
see her son abandoning her, Justin, what is it this time,
Diane said casting her voice?
The short stuff hopped with dwarf strides to a still,
Heres your luck, Justin said in a serious manner, like
he accomplished a task. The kid held the coin near his
eyelid, and then straighten his arm and gave the penny into
the strangers hand. Jason gawked at the coin down and
pinched it out of his palm. This is my lucky coin. The
penny appeared different, tarnish genre. Justin gone, had
vanished. Jason slowly rose his head then turned behind.
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Chapter 4
Whos talking?
To the couch, Jason got a hold of the remote, turned on
the TV as he fell vapid like a feckless boulder, bounced, he
sat. Just a moment before he pushed the button, a voice
spoke. The screen faded in picture as the sound played.
This time no air came out of his lungs as he turned off
the television, widen eyes slightly. Listened a few seconds,
thought he heard a radio. It must be a noise from the
hall, he thought. Pushed the button of the remote,
changed the channel and took a deep breath. Spider guy
figurine on the receiver watched his boring face exhaling,
blew air out, sigh.
He watched the show, Just for laugh. Although he
heard through the sound. Increasingly, Hey, hey, hey, the
voice said. It sounded like a young man, somewhat rough
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you fart you know? The voice said and knew when to talk
through eyeless time, and recognized the crackling noise
from the springs of the couch. What, Jason said and tried
to make sense throughout this conversation? Arent you
supposed to say something? The voice said and boasted
the unpleasant moment.
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got closer to the floor. He forgot about the coin and his
identity, his eyes closed, puked.
The penny next to him said, Hey, are you okay man?
Technically, not even the apartments wooden floor could
have heard the coin rightfully, not conductive.
Jason positioned on his back, returned and pushed him
self-up and on his knees and palms, Burp. He looked at
the darker coin as he felt a hasty sickened inspiration of
his stomach. Frowned sick, guessed the penny. He gagged
a sound of disgorged throat.
The coin said, Hey, hey youre gonna get sick, move me,
push me out-of-the-way.
Jason hurled but no liquids flowed.
Hey, hey man stop that, I cant move outta the way for
your sick sake. Nonetheless, there hadnt existed a feckless way nor neither to shun out of this trap. It remained
impossible to run away, a forbidden hostile possible mess.
The strangers internal waltz urged inevitably. Shipwrecked.
Jason who did not hear any voice or not even an alerted
hint, on his knees and hands, his belly flexed and his head
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Chapter 5
At Dianes Townhouse
Only furniture he was told; only furniture he had sold.
Throughout the years to when worthy Diane inherited the
store from her father in this modern economy flagrance.
Up to this day the shop held a wealthy status fortunately
because of a smart hustling mind. Talented as a down to
earth person and strong relations with clients. Flexible
deals as always, but this last statement applied to the
poor. People with the fewer advantageous money, she
always had better deals offered sincerely. In her teens she
could sell a useless piece of cloth to a client who looked
for something else, always extras. Without a lie, little Diane
spoke enough words to voluptuously add an imaginary layer
of gold to the item in her sketched allusions. In a short
line, likely she could plate preciousness to things with only
words. The place had kitchen sets of all kinds chosen from
best-selling items of living room tables, chaise lounge and
lazy boy chairs to broaden settee and sofas, daybed and
futons, also rocking chairs. Nothing else occupied the floor
like washers and dryers because too many brands would
have taken all the room inside this two story building.
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Chapter 6
Down the drain
Jason alleviated fast from his sickness of hurls. His faculties climbed high enough as he felt like moving, vertigo
faded consciously. Then slowly at the coin he looked down
to the stiltedness character. The penny bore in this mess
covered with this flat colorful goo.
His hand moved to reposition flat in the liquids, connected to communicate.
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In the hand, the penny could not see but the sinks
bottom, finally Jason returned the coin under the rushing
water in his whole view. Whoa, whats all this, Norman
said? The coin spread water and rinsed, as the tubular
stream shaped water flowed to break from the hand and
gushed down the sink and rushing drips. The sight of
Norman covered with light gray to clearer white bubbles.
Some parts of Jasons flakes stuck as a thumb rubbed
on the view of Norman. Simultaneously, the direction displayed out the air bubbles that mannered down from up
as the coin tilted. The stream changed to the other side
and the bubbles direction altered coming from the left to
the right side. In all directions when leveled. The penny
strangely saw this happening. For it slanted and angled
changing direction of the gray bubbles, the view splashed
in the display. The piece of food detached and left with
the deflected streamed currant. Then a giant fly dabbed
and drummed her legs across the view and dabbed acid,
Norman unexpectedly shouted.
Meanwhile, Great patterns of bubbles, Norman said
and realized then commented through a prudently rinsed
method. Wow this is fascinating, oh what is this piece of
whaah, Norman said when he sighted a fly with the straight
long waterfall.
Jason let go and he saw the coin bounce a couple times.
He tried to grapple his not only lucky coin, but a talking
penny. He fell down in the sink tackled from the hands and
bounced to land in the drain hole, flip flopped across that
guard in the hole. Merely at the bottom sink, where the
water drops to greater fall below in this gloomy opening.
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Hold on, Ill get you out of there if youd keep it low,
Jason said and his hand reached down the sinkhole to try
to pick up the coin. It slipped and nails couldnt get a hold
as Jasons face showed frustration, glared and a lined lip,
frowned, guessed how to grip and pinch this tiny metal
new friend.
Norman saw black, flickered against the drain guard,
back and forth, randomly and altered in all directions.
He bounced off the rounded walls in abrupt ways through
flings. The penny tried to make any sense of this dark
tube view, pushed however neither felt the movements.
He heard noises that came from the rounded walls in this
water guard, metal chafing friction.
It sounds like youre diggin gravel, Norman said.
Keep it low coin Im digging, Jason said but couldnt
get a grip. You cant fall, Ill get you out of there hang
on. He got the tweezers, the nose pliers in the mirrored
cabinet behind.
Hey, Norman said, mildly yapped. Jason lifted his
hand. Thats right thats right, I cant scream, dont panic
myself, myself am okay. But none never heard and his
voice resonated at the murky black hole, irrelevant waterfall, relentlessly.
Squeezed the tweezers that pinched the coin at the
edge, slowly lifted out of the drain, Jason lain an elbow
on the countertop, placed the rinsed coin in his hand to
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Chapter 7
Classy Time
Therefore a shaded wooden apartment door closed behind
Jason. Norman appeared down on a large silver necklace
chain over his blue shirt. Like a pearl out of shine as flat
black brownish, a personal dull spot. A bling bling chain
without a glimmer with a mindless mind of its own, previously seen in the cabinet mirror. Jason used superglue to
stick Norman on this chain over a cross. His face showed
hope, courage and some ambition to this new present
adventure with worthy discovery.
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lovely Sherry into going. They all found a lift in his big fancy
shiny-chromed wheel convertible machine. He could have
driven the Cady but chosen the convertible Buick as he
carried nine cheerful passengers. Some sat higher at the
backseat. This beautiful splendid red automobile glided
gravel roads but navigated pavement like a vessel as wind
smoothly had blown to none. They slowed effortlessly, and
the tires brighten as they rolled off the white roads line,
rocks crumbled and resonated under fenders. Like a basketball on the dribble, the reverberations and resonances
in air chambers.
Hey, leave it there, let this song play, it came out when
I turned sixteen man. And tried to dance to this rhythm
but no limbs moved as a result he imagined how well he
did, a few days ago. To him thats the way it felt, and even
more, like a few moments passed. He rediscovered a feel
of vivid thoughts, like a surrounding video in this memory.
There was no way and not a chance he drove alone to that
dance, cheers were merely necessary, a must. He talked
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they got close. The bad trio knew what car the gentlemen
drove as they did a bloody scar paint job. One of Normans
friends barged in to separate them, Your dads new car
is damaged man, Skape said. Normans face changed
staring at his best friend.
Meanwhile, Norman balanced a few slopes and apologized saying, Oops sorry man.
Its okay I mean not okay just dont do it again, Jasons
eyes had stunning size.
I completely forgot Im a sci-fi guy but this is big.
What did you say?
I completely forgot Im a sci Norman said.
Yes thats okay, you said something about a dream,
Jason said.
Yeah, its like Im still in a dream.
What do you remember?
Hmm, for sure I didnt go to heaven, a dance then. I
cant think of it now, Norman said.
Jason widen eyes meanwhile a silence mastered the
buried car noises, hummed and bumps of the road heard
overwhelmed the music that ended the song.
Norman said, You know what? Go back to that tumble
Jack on his ass music that bompa-wompa thing please.
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no more and with a normal view, the coin vibrated with the
bass notes.
The sports car exited the highway.
Chapter 8
The thrill deal
The sports car turned left into a car garage driveway where
a few parked cars lingered for sale. Norman noticed a logo
panel over the windshield window arriving at, Thrill Sales,
what so thrilling about this place?
Then Jason had his word, Its a garage like any other.
He braked and stopped at the first parking next to the
entrance office.
Meanwhile, enlarging the pin name plate with the engravings logo of, Garage man, on garage mans coat. Behind
his desk on his chair, garage man eyed through the window
followed the sports car from the entrances flat curb.
Jasons car suspension crouched, door slammed, heard
indoors and garage mans ear perked up. Perfect, garage
man said with sharp echoes. The glass door pushed to
open then a bell rang and Jason peered.
Welcome to Thrill Sales, how may I help you, garage
man said?
Hi yes, I would like to sell my car, Jason said.
Is it here?
Yes parked there at the door, Jason said and flexed
his forearm then pointed behind.
Weirdly, garage man held a smile then looked out the
door, back to Jason a several times quickly.
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Perfect, lets have a look, garage man said, and finished his words as he got up, placed his jacket with a hit
of flat thumbs in opened hand under each armpit. Looked
at Jason and stepped largely passing in front, another step
and he reached the door. Jason and his acolyte around his
neck turned jointly, they had watched that businessperson
who passed by and found the door before them in two large
steps. Im garage man and what is your name?
Jason, please to meet you?
Garage man, call me garage man.
Thats it, thats all youre giving me, Jason said as his
eyes widened?
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Chapter 9
The taxi driver
Now and through, Jason had surely doubted possibilities, yet not a great positive idea lit in his mind, a hand in
front of his mouth, What if I lose all?
Nah, Ill make the luck you never had, Norman said.
Down in the dumps, his emotions butted as his sold
car subdued to another acknowledgment of his feelings.
But its not much, Jason said and watched the advertisements on the seats headrest. A screen showed a trip to
the Bahamas. Jason took a deep breath, sigh.
The cabdriver pulled in the large dark gloomy paved driveway of, Thrill Sale. The taxi car braked solidly to a sudden
stop. Few cars in the parking reflected from the cabs head
lights. The painted yellow car with black and white checkered strips freshly done. Certain had edges not on the
yellow bodys lustered surface. Some hasty work had to
be on time, Jason thought.
The door opened and Jason entered himself tempestuously. His hand grasped his shirt at chest level and his
elbow pointed down to the seat then pulled. Like someone
grasped him by the collar and shoved him in the back seat,
once sat he bounced and his fist let go. Replaced his shirt
and shut the door.
The taxi rode then turned around the entry. Thrill sale,
they should add to this panel, you never get your moneys
worth, Jason thought and expected a lot more. You
should answer the driver, Norman said.
The driver asked a second time, Where to mister, Khile
Argentae said, he wore a beret hat, bulky with a belly and a
rough voice, and seemed tall.
The casino, Jason said, the gone astray man who
gazed unhappily, a deal similar to the total lost in the gambling house, stroked some chords in an off key.
Garage man saw the yellow car leave the parking.
Robotic blitz noises and a degassed carbon monoxide on
the chair.
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Khile the cabdriver had suspicions on what he witnessed. He felt confused, hump thoughts, and a bump on
the road passed. How unlikely one man could have two
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Chapter 10
Her Date
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hand had fingers between the lobsters vice. People curiously looked.
The lobster let the pants go, her date once unclamped
from the lobsters claw stepped away from the waiter. With
the platter above his head, turned but the lobster pinched
next table cloths corner, clearing clean as the waiter
pulled. Yet the waiter didnt finish his critic, crouched. Laid
the lobster in the platter with plates. For a moment he
seemed like playing in food. His arm moved up and down
simultaneously, fingers stuck and didnt let go. Her date
stepped back closer to his chair and looked down at the
lobster bouncing on and on. The waiters hand in the vice
slapped continually in his platter as the lobster kept a grip
on the fingers. Diane gazed at the lobster. She glanced at
her date who did not move but watched the waiter.
The other claw of the lobster gripped the food in the
plate and catapulted upwards to the waiters face. Like the
lobster had a food fight with the waiter. He closed his eyes
once in a while and struggled down the furious sad mixed
meal. The waiter put on safety glasses. The omelette flew
close to his nose. In the next plate on the platter, chicken
wings bounced off the waiters forehead.
Some people stood up to see the food fight of the
lobster versus the waiter. The waiters hand upper and
down up and down while the lobster bounced in the platter
and gripped some foodstuff with his other claw, and
threw pieces of noodles too, like a scrambling wheel in
dirt, perhaps a motocross. Fountain of food. Last a large
cabbage piece.
The platter onto the carpeted floor as the foot of the
waiter crushed the crustaceous abdomen, then set
the finger free. The waiter stood with the platter, as he
regained his honor stance with crooked goggles. Wiped his
face from this cluttered food fight. People clapped while he
smeared his face with a cloth. The waiter lifted the platter
higher and returned seriously towards the kitchen. He kept
his pride high and greeted the people that applauded his
battle while walking. His head and his body slightly bowed
to the people on the left and then the right.
Diane stopped applauding, So, that smooths the atmosphere doesnt it, she said to her date sitting?
Definitely, I wonder if that waiter is okay, her date said
and gulped his wine.
Only look out the next oyster, kidding, Diane said.
I better empty those oysters in my dish, her date said.
A voice heard from next table, You better, if you dont
want to lose your head, an old bad-tempered man said
who faced her date with a large piece of cabbage on his
head like a helmet. Kidding yaw lousy oyster eater, the
old man said and laughed, gasps then choked.
Jason pulled out the necklace from his pocket which had
Norman the penny, they entered the Casino as the glass
door closed behind. Clipped the necklace on the side of
his neck. Orange car in the lobby behind. Sorry about that
but I was sure the cabdriver could hear you speaking,
Jason said.
Whoa, would you take a look at all that, Im in paradise or what, yahoo for sure Im puberty less, but what are
they, Norman said capturing slot machines?
Theyre slump games, nothing to be amazed, oh thats
right youre from the past and this is new stuff, Jason said.
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Later the coin convinced his host for the highest bet
possible through and always. However, he nearly spent
half of the cars money. Drastically, that didnt even thrilled
Jason at all. A break he needed. Meanwhile he thought of
all this foolish dumbness before it worsen to dim the cash
out the trash.
During he played, he had flopped the ten buck green
casino card but timely dropped down along the machine
side. While the columns still spun, the necklace touched
the machines metal. Some unusual sound as he pinches
the plastic casino card and straightens up. Stared at the
gibberish screen. He didnt understand what displayed on
the window until he got a good look. Well, that is two fifty,
Jason said.
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Jason sipped his drink while he neared the game, found
a place to put his cup on a black shelf-like machine side.
Cmon cmon cmon, lets game on yeah, cheered the
coin as he sighted the screen. Jason pulled the bench and
sat in reach of the buttons. Inserted the casinos credit
card in the machines card reader. The games setting
at a fair bet. Imprudently, it wasnt enough for Norman,
the extremist. He would of bet on the highest bid as he
worked persuasions.
Come on Jason you gotta bet.
Its spinning, you see, and I have every line selected.
Bet higher, youll win some more.
Yes, and dive faster, Jason said.
Just try a few turns then set it back.
Ive already tried that and many times.
Youve got to bet and bet just bet through bets and bet
all you can, Norman sang.
Alright, a couple and that is it.
Youve gotta yeah, here, yeah uh-huh thats it,
Norman said.
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The roulette had four players with bets on. Track and
spun in circles as Jason sighted distantly. At the table
there, recognising the woman with long white silvery hair,
she cheered delicately.
Jason appeared close to the table. The dealer called
seven red. Two players lost their bets and turned to leave.
Norman exclaimed, Hot, this table is hotter than I ever
saw man but where are the machines?
Viewed from the back Jason arrived beside the women
with the long white silvery hair. She eyed Jason, Are you
next player up?
Jason recognized the woman he had seen in the afternoon, when he lost all leftovers, before the fit. Hi, well I
dont have much but this is what I have to do, Im next up,
Jason said with glances. Norman saw a hand deposit ten
chips of twenty on the table.
Thats not bad, said the woman, she leered then
turned and stared on her next bet. Jason puts five chips on
red, the tiny place left. Her bet spread over limits across
the zone.
Go for the six, Im sure its the six, Norman said, he
had listened the coin and replace the bet. Youre gonna
have as much as her in no time I tell yaw.
And the woman smiled, and curiously spoke without
moving her lips, Shut up and put him on the monitor so I
can hear him, she said. Norman heard but unsure.
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They halved the small bunch of credits in the poker game.
Norman viewed the screen of a stunning satisfying game.
How fast this window drove cards. A few wild cards displayed on the flip-flopped quintet dealt throughout the
time of the first draws. These trumps usually drop in at a
better rate, Jason thought as he kept a positive feckless
sign shown to his face. Like a solemn golem gambler, he
pushed the buttons on the machine slanted panel.
Do you have a better bet, Norman said?
Never mind that, this game has a mind of its own,
Jason said.
Man, you never know a woman.
A woman ha-ha, what do they relate to a machine
like that?
My father always said that line, Norman said and tried
to shade words previously alleged.
This is a piece of electronics Norman, youre silly,
Jason said and scoffed.
That isnt what I mean, sorry Im mixed up, Norman
said as his thoughts confused to cool dank. To him, women
and machines related the same in this present presence.
Through the insight of the cleared glistered screen. He
thought about it carefully as it made no sense. How
could I get mixed up, Norman thought? And remembered
his past, how women had caught his heart. Throughout
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rich wealthy selfish existence deals the rest of the population in suffering to their livings with less money to support
themselves. This dream only possible in a place like a
comic book, titled, A ruler of a certain world. The end.
Hey man its a win for sure.
Yes, I thought I lost you there Norman, Jason said
and welcomed his co-player who maybe slept a five-second moment.
I have to admit something if youd listen.
Go ahead, you can tell me anything, no one listens like,
youre not the one who looks crazy replying, Jason said
then looked around and continued his blabber, Im the
one speaking, and to no one.
Here, Im attracted to these machines, Norman
said confessing.
Ha-ha, Jason slightly tilted his head back, Me too.
I mean attracted like they are women, Norman said
seriously to the snoot above.
Yes, I can understand that, and it isnt a problem. They
make me feel good when they pay, and bad when they
empty my wallet.
Ha-ha, well not the same attraction but its alike,
Norman said.
Its the winning thing, Jason said, If youre the luckiest, you could have a coin and bet on heads or tails, be
playing all-night simply to keep winning the big stuff. Did
you love women?
Dime yeah, but the problem is choosing the right one,
Norman said.
Yes, I agree, besides too bad you cant hold a glass,
cheers though.
Yeah man, cheers to all luck.
Well, were not lucky at all with that dive to the zero,
Jason said.
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Jason walked faster entering the mens rest room. Pushed
the door then entered, turned right to the urinary. He heard
a sniffle but had ignored. Norman tried not to cry but it
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Im ignoring what you find funny around that absurdity
flat yell, the voice said? His misery listen Neckzees,
its taking him forever, I think he cant pee, Shaylia said.
Human behavior, Neck-Zs said.
The view flashed a clock on the wall as the seconds
passed. One mans face that sat on a toilet. A dude person
entering the rest room.
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Still heard the holler, Jason had eyes shut tight, and
showed teeth, tried to ignore the chanted ruffled throat on
the same note. The coin changed tones but had the same
rippled tear, like James Brown on a blare.
He spoke clearly as two men heard. If you dont quit
that Im going to take you off, or flush you in the toilet,
Jason said in echoes.
On the wall the clock stopped.
The man set on the toilet opened his mouth gawking.
In rage, I feel like pulling you right off, Jason said.
The man on the toilet widen eyes as his hand hid his
mouth, held paper in the other hand. The dude who pushed
the door entering the toilet cabinet paused, froze.
Jason tried to think of a waterfall, an overflow of a lake.
A river that flooded but crashed thoughts and the liquids
didnt leak out on the tiny mint like white disk. Jason didnt
hear the person that walked in the rest room as the coin
bared every sound and raised slowly his voice, If you
dont shut up Ill throw you in the garbage, or flush you in a
toilet here.
The clocks window cracked on the wall. The man on the
toilet frowned his gape. The dudes hand backed away from
the toilets door cabinet, and turned, listen. Ill remove
you, that will solve that problem, a grasped yank, Jason
said and his face worsened as he forced a prolonged
growl, Arr, meanwhile the clocks needles curled as the
window fell.
The man sitting on the toilet gazed away and had tears,
he trembled with his hand on his mouth. The dude that had
frozen, stepped and walked out of the rest room peaked at
Jasons back while he passed. Jasons growl ended with a
gurgled voice, This is impossible I cant do it, Jason said.
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She held her hand that clasped the necklace. Its like
an old penny, Shaylia said, tilted the object slightly too
each side as her wrists and forearms rocked, inspected
the coin in contrast. Its glued to a chain. Her video poker
game screen displayed four aces as they flipped, she
glanced up to the glossy bright window, a win.
Meanwhile, Norman didnt speak, he saw the woman
down to her breast and up to her forehead. The view panned
left, passed the center all the way to the right, and then
stopped returned left then down to her belly and ended in
sight of the ceiling. However, Norman tried to have a full
view of the paying game at top. She held the necklace with
her hand on her legs crossed. The game window angled
lavishly and reflected splashes of colors projecting the win,
credits gained.
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Shaylia won eight times the first amounts worth. She
won through the lucky waves. The four of a kind in this
poker game, flushes and royals, also plenty of full houses
gave her satisfaction plus all the other small wins. Yet in
ramped thousand dollars. It is by a chance Norman did not
speak mooch words to the machine. She would have won
several jackpots. Perhaps cameras would have recognized
her. She would have vamped her fluke as the luckiest on
a game. Scaled her luck so much, some attention from
the casinos security management team would have a good
reason to start a full and constant surveillance on her. This
coin could have her win four jackpots in that time-lapse
with his sticky slogan slang speeches with warm words.
Maybe this oxidized dark reddish penny scored luckier
than all coins in her entire career. Slight pauses while she
talked the whole time in the people sight of that passage
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hair bowed opposite side of her steps. Her hair faded light
from the glowing screens on each side passing machines.
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Beh-beh butt, okay then lets turn the other way, Jason
said then turned the opposite of Shaylia.
The coin viewed the most rapid displacement to the left.
Whoa, as the vision yawed to pan left and the sight came
back to normal as a zero zoom. Wow, thats something to
see. Behind him lit in x-ray vision.
In the locked vision a females pelvic bone rocked
slightly with blurs through Jasons body, but the focus kept
on Shaylias skeleton pelvic, coccyx up to lumbar vertebrae,
including joints and part of femurs. Hands passed on each
side. A freeze-frame pasted a skeleton capture in loops on
Normans main view. But her butt of bones and pelvic still
brushed by hair slightly visible as she walked in the coins
x-ray view.
Is it better now, Jason said to the busybody?
Yeah, it is man, awesome yeah hoo, Norman said
mockingly. Man, you should see that.
See what, Jason said?
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SBW
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Tolerance Detection
TWT
Cardiac Management
HM
Hormone Management
OA
Overdrive Alertness.
SBW
Knowledge:
ILPD
IPS
IPI
QC
Quantum Calculator
QH
Quantum Hack
QVP
Audio Effect
ST
Simulation Time
SM
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the hotels network, visited the casino website and downloaded the game. Installed and registered as he was a
member. Then he realized his symptoms had left. Norman
completely felt normal as he played salad slot, however an
extra way, virtually.
Jasons cell phone screen light had dimmed for a while.
He peeped and peaked here and there then stopped
dancing. Shaylia noticed but didnt worry of it. He realized
his friend didnt talk about salad, he maybe ran out, an
empty bowl. He heads towards the rest rooms. Shaylia
watched him leave, but from time, and timed as she kept
on the rhythm.
Meanwhile he turned, he called and shouted to the coin,
Norman, Norman?
Yeah what do you want, Norman said and had the time
of his life as he lain in a three-dimensional bowl with a
large cushion and a screen displayed the salad slot game.
Activated spins with a remote control.
I thought you were gone there, Jason said and paused
his walk.
No man, ha-ha Im having a blast, I connected to the
internet, downloaded salad slot.
Yes, okay, so youre there, Jason said while he turned
around to the woman with long white silvery hair.
Hey man I can go everywhere here but Im stuck on
your neck.
I guess you have to get used to that.
I got all my limbs here Im okay. Transformed inwards
his view, he curbed his way to the left and right as Jason
walked towards her and across the crowd.
Neck-Zs emitted a telepathic brain wave of taste. It
gave confidence and a little curiosity with explorations.
Thoroughly could have compared with a radio wave, constantly on air. This type of wave relaxed everyone eight feet
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Yes youre right, and how did you upload those programs, Jason said?
Through my body, Shaylia said, blinked. The elevator
doors sprang reopened as Jasons forearm reached.
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Heh-heh no, they didnt tell me. But coins are like us,
sometimes they need sleep, mine is secured but half the
power and shes a dear old friend of mine, Shaylia said.
What is her name, Jason said?
Ill let her tell you.
My name is Neckzees and that spells Neck-Zs, please
to meet you Jason, that coin said. Jason heard her voice
from Norman, like a direct connection.
Hi Neckzees. So how long do I have him for,
Jason said?
A week plus one day as an extension, but some made
it in less time. Some took a day. It depends on you, you
decide, its your quest, Shaylia said.
So why me, why do I have it, Jason said?
Its up to you, and have to find out. Widened eyes then
shortly gasped saying, I cant tell you Jason, it is your
quest, you decide.
How about I run away with the coin then hide from
you, ghee-hee?
I have a tracker, and you dont wanna put Norman
in danger, she said and blinked slowly. That hole in
your shirt earlier, could have stopped your heart beat
from radiations.
Yes okay yes I see there uh-huh, Jason said through
gasps though he sighed shortly.
Shaylia stood from her chair, I told you what is necessary to know and even more. Now its time for me to leave
you. Good luck Jason. Her hand reached down to Jason,
they shook hands.
Bye Jason and see you Norman, wonder boy,
Neck-Zs said.
See yaw, you glamour girl, I mean Miss Hepburn,
Norman said.
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It goes to God, Jason said as he ogled Shaylia who both
sat at a table in the casinos restaurant?
Beats me Jason, the coin has a limited period of time,
because they can self-destruct, Shaylia said.
Why would they do that?
It has no point of being here. Theyre almost like us,
doing nothing is a waste.
How does that happen, I mean, die, Jason said and
shrugged, showed his palms?
It finds a way to its data memory and goes to adjust
its non-data. Since plug-ins of all classes are present, it
performs loops and deletes plus causes to forget their
origins or default settings. Then creates new memories,
eventually burns because of too much energy consumed.
In addition, it searches endless functions. In other words,
it loops everything it can. Then explodes, Shaylia said.
She only repeated what her coin told her in real time.
Were like walking terrorists or, time bombs,
Jason said?
Yeah sort of but exploding never happened from what I
know, Shaylia said.
So Pinocchio told you, or Santa Claus, Jason said
with suppositions.
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He stood up, reached his wallet, completed the addition and left a bill that included the tip. Were going for
another jackpot, Jason said in murmurs.
In front of a slot machine many rows away from the restaurants Jason sat, his eyes skimmed each side discretely
and said, Shes all yours Norman.
The penny attacked the screen with his full speech, Hey
bay-bah how are yaw now? A long time no see, Norman
said plus kisses.
Jason gazed at the display, fruit and fruit but the last
column kept on the rolls, then stopped at a third fruit.
Electronically, the machine chirped the melody as they won.
It turned squarely the players fate while Jasons hand near
the button.
A few more words Norman.
Jason pressed the button then his hand left contact
of the slanted panel and they lost three spins, Keep
touching the machine Jason, I think thats the way it is,
Norman said.
The connection, he thought. Why didnt I think of
that, the contact, the vomit, the connection from the metal
necklace? How else, he grinned and a thought flashed in
his mind of the man that held two bags of money in front of
the exit doors? A possibility made a whole lot possible,
Jason thought.
So you, wont puke on me again, Norman said.
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With the golden card inserted, Mooch-mwah-mwahmwah, Norman sounded exclusively to the game, but the
wins of the amounts had dimmed upgrading floors.
This bay-bay is shy on the credits, Jason said.
Hush-sh, dont insult her, give her time, Norman said
Oops thats right, some respect.
No man, she just needs special attention, now zip it
while I talk. Possessively, Norman resumed, Oh you
beautiful piece of appliance, your parts make me wanna
shout your name in my spot, oh darling your glossy bright
window sparkles for another wipeout, mhaw-mhaw
The arms of Jason almost straight on the slanted part
of the front side machine. Wipeout huh, this is good, its
over the previous jackpots added together, Jason said
and had the greatest smile seen, his eyes nearly oval so
much opened.
After the attendee left with his camera for pictures,
Jason credited out, turned, and searched another game
unit. Lets go at that one over there, a big one.
Yeah, theres an idea, I cant get no satisfaction here,
Norman said.
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Its not the same driver but the car looks alike so dont
speak in the taxi, got that?
Yeah man no problem, Norman said.
I cant see what it is, but the driver heard you,
Jason said.
Not a difficult man, I zip it to a whole silence, Norman
said and muted.
A dark night and Jason dangled and limbed like a
zombie, he entered the car and fell face first on the seat.
He told the driver his address then the black striped
pattern of latticed taxi car rolled away from the loggia
attached to the casino. Jason viewed cars while he thought
of which one he should buy after that deal with garage man
at Thrill sales. Used or a new car, he wondered, looked out
the window. The driver looked Mexican. The song on the
radio morphed to, Im all shook up from Elvis Presley.
Suddenly Norman remembered how he died.
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Exiting the casino, the door closed behind Jason. He
searched each side for a taxi.
Hey man, you have near forty grand, you could buy a
new car easy, Norman said.
Yes, youre right about that. Ill pay my dues on the
apartment then go shopping for a car. Maybe I could buy
my car and sell it at the price I want.
There, thats an idea, Norman said. A huge crowd
applauded like a stadium, though only Jason heard.
A cab arrived under the multi-floodlit entry. Jason headed
to the rear door. The stickers on the side reminded him of
the taxi he had saw in Thrill sales courtyard. A different
driver sat at the wheel. He thought of the last doubts from
the other cabdriver.
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Down to this night, lights showed the tense filth of dry soil,
and smoke rolled up against the shack curling from the
clubs fascia and soffit.
The bullies leaned on the car window and worded out to
the driver. Thats it, youre just gonna stay in the lot and
stutter throttle like that? The bully said, looked at his bad
gang that laughed behind, then Skapes friend said, Are
yaw in for a race?
Besides and henceforth, that was it, the plan of Skape
worked luck-wise. One person from the gang had signaled
in the club. Norman felt a hand on his shoulder as his
best friend blasted some whispers into his ear. Okay,
take Sherry out and around, wait for the tire squeal, and
good luck.
Take care man, Norman said and grasped Sherrys
hand, Lets go out the back door for a change.
She nodded.
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self, it was strange, well is, Norman said and saw the
door of Jasons apartment. I replayed it over nine thousand times.
Chapter 21
Good Morning
Buried in blankets, little Justin heard the first clock pulsed
in chirps. Opened eyes while the expression to his face
lifted his forehead then opened his mouth as he knew
a second clock would ring. He sat swiftly and stretched,
looked at his hand opened palm towards the window, but
blurred then focused its sight. Yawn, he did. Hands opened
and arms straight down, heels reached far ahead of him
down against the mattress, he lightly dragged his butt on
blankets, at the end hopped off to the foot of his bed. He
fell to a crouch then stood. Grabbed his green man then
headed the way out of his room, he opened the door accentually, chirps of the clock raised louder as he approached
his mothers room. Last time he brushed and scribbled the
special toothbrush at her toes.
He walked in his mothers room and put in place the
mad figurine face front of his mothers eyes. Made his
green man rest to face the sleeping beauty. The small
hand grasped the clock then slowly approached the mothers ear, she slept at the edge of her double bed. His hand
held the morning wake device at her ear. It stopped, the
time ran out as no more rings. The next alarm rang but
differently. Justin eyed as he turned his head then took the
buzzing clock. As if the ear disconnected from the rest, no
reaction had made move mother. Justin gently deposited
the clock on her ear. He went towards the door and closed
it. He turned back and looked at his mother if she moved
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In the entrance, the grandfathers clock about to dingdong with fifteen minutes in advance, enough time to ride
Justin to his friends house and then to work for mother
Diane, left the townhouse.
Across the street, viewing the townhouse, a large blue
car in reverse out the garage as the widespread door
descended gradually. Few cars passed on the left as Justin
asked, Mom, the mother answered, Yes dearest son,
glanced in the rear-view mirror.
How was last night?
It only went great, we had a good time, kind of funny
too, the mother said, We didnt talk much and after
meanly eating we each went back home, Diane thought.
Is he going to come home, Justin said?
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No, I dont think so, the mother said. In his seat Justin
turned and faced out the car window. Diane glanced in the
mirror and looked at her sons face. He seemed sad about
something, he gazed outside. She knew precisely though
useless to talk about.
After we get home were going to walk downtown,
Diane said with an eager voice.
Yea-ey, Justin had his arms up and his legs straightly
lifted off the seat. His big smile convinced the worried eyes
in the rear view mirror. The mother regained her smile.
Although, he was right to feel that way and he wasnt to
blame for missing a father.
Im only out of luck, Diane thought and struggled with
her thoughts.
However in Dianes mind, Date after date, a friend
and another, yet a couple then split. A retention of time
then a period before ready set go to another date, after a
date. Then elsewhere as not far at the other end and to
from there somewhere over fair. A new start, nonetheless
formerly confusion. A relation isnt sure to last and conflicts, me this and you that; me that and you this through
that after this. Divorce? Principles, ways and positions of
tedious minds as money spoils love and hope. Blindness
as the beautiful days and health could fool any pirated
primates, hacked the tack? Monkeys they are? Bluntly,
the disadvantages and expectations to this friendship
had dumped out in the blue, arrogantly. Then a marriage
arrives, break up, split and splat out throughout the memorys turn. Rubbished emotions to follow the end shadowed,
rain and no date. Pours to no more, the terminal of the
love trains destination derailed in the ditch afore arrival
to the station. Love biased on the side like a sick beast
in feast to the east as the planet spins to the next day.
Time. The erosion and rust built on the engines mammals
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The cell phone rang the salad theme song of
Normans game.
Meanwhile, When he is gonna wake up, some
manners? My dad always said to wake up early youll
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But sir you must have ordered because my screen displays in delivering procedures.
No you must have the wrong guy, thats impossible. My
credit card got cut in half.
But its free mister since you have won the contest of
the sexiest comment online of wish hearts.
What, a comment, Jason said?
Yes a comment, you classified into the best comments
and won the winning prizes from our judges decision.
Jason with a worried face looked out the window as
he tossed the rippled curtains. Hello, sir? He scout the
sidewalk down then the opposite direction of his window.
On the second floor window, he peaked for a box. Oh crap,
if someone sees my name on that box, he thought. But
that isnt true, you have the wrong client there, Jason said.
Norman took a deep voice, Its about time you wake up
Jason, a low pitch devilish voice said.
What the heaven is that, Jason widens eyes and
gawked at the cell phone? The number calling with crazypenny displayed.
He stared at Norman, the necklace, the penny, the coin
glued to a chain near the lamp on the table. Next to the
phone, glared while he slid and stumbled on his socks.
Skid a step stomped his foot went, Norman, was that
you, Jason said? He approached his table with the digital
clock beside the lamp. The cell phone rang. Yes hello,
Jason said uncertainly.
Jason, you have work piling up at this journal house, a
welcomed and grumpy voice said.
I get back to work I mean I got my job back?
Sure yeah, we havent had a good and honest worker
in years. You can come back when you want. But make it
quick because it is up to the ceiling and soon the pile will
slide down, the grumpy voice said.
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Well sure but Ill take the week to think about it,
Jason said.
The boss hung up immediately, after Jason looked at
the phone, Blocked number, the phone displayed. He
wondered, I have my job, Jason said, gazed and smirked.
About to put clothes on the phone rang. Yes hello,
he said.
Get up in the morning you lazy freaking friend, the very
low voice said through, and then, Clop, hung up.
I knew it was you Norman, Jason said, picked up the
chain necklace on the table and wore it around his neck.
Ha-ha, mockery laughter, That means the boss wasnt
true right?
The cell phone rang. Im not picking up because I know
it is you.
You should answer, its your mother, Norman said, as
he viewed his virtual reality phone services hack screen.
Then Jason looked at the screen of his cell phone. Oh,
it is, Jason said and picked up.
So how do you want bah-x-them the morning, Jasons
mother said? But interrupted.
Its you again Norman, how about I pick you up and
swing you around out the windows?
Jason, its your mother speaking, punitively toned,
But if you want to dance Ill do no in-box, Jasons mother
said however, her voice cut.
Do know in what box?
You know do-bocks not eggs stuff, she said thru the
line glitches.
Norman, Im not falling for that again, Jason said.
I dont understand what youre saying there.
What, you think I dont know its you Norman, Jason
said and hung up.
Oops, sorry I got you into this mess, want me to fix that
up for you, Norman said?
Jason thought, gawked at the phone. Youre kidding
right, Jason said.
Im serious man, that was your mother, Norman said.
Jason had pushed the screen for his mothers number,
Yes son boy, she said. He recognized her voice
sadly sounded.
I was kidding, Id love to dance mom, Jason said and
grinned but not for long.
Thats sweet my boy, she said near sobs.
No-no-no, its not what you think mom.
You said Norman and falling, what do you want me
to think?
You see, we were playing around with the phone and
Ill call you back later my boy, Jasons mother said.
Clop, she hung up.
I can still fix that, Norman said.
Jason frowned, No, you stay out of that. Okay, Ill tell
her the truth about Norman, the coin hmm, nope she wont
believe me. Ill tell her my boss called and I got excited.
Hmm, nope that gets worse because shed think Id be
sucking up to her. Oh, I got it, Jason said. Pushed to call
his mother.
Son boy, she said.
This morning the cell woke me with a prank call, then
the phone rang and I thought it was that caller again but it
was you.
With my voice, Jasons mother said?
Yeah a similar voice.
But you said Norman.
Yes well the caller said it was Norman, but then he
wanted to buy my couch and asked for my address.
Oh okay, so youre not gay, Jasons mother said slowly.
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Jason slid over the sidewalk with his new sports car and
turned to the street as the traffic streamed across.
Hey buddy arent you impressed by this new dash,
Jason said?
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and ninety nine cents, the gas station would have a powerful invisible penny per car served.
Ha-ha a powerful penny plus its invisible, you crack me
up, Jason said.
Overviewing twenty five dollars on the pumps panel,
Man, youre not getting it, Ill tell you the answer.
Yes sorry go on its interesting, Jason said.
Twenty eight cent per year times a billion...
Two hundred eighty millions per year, I guess thats a lot
of money, but how wah... where is this getting at?
The nozzle clanked, There, just stop before the zeroes,
the penny said.
Yes this sounds easy, but can I stop before that powerful
invisible penny?
Sure you can include three pennies before the zeroes,
just pretend its a lovely game.
Well that makes it easier, Jason said and stopped at
thirty nine ninety seven. He places handle of the hose on
the pump and shuts the cars gas cap door. While asking,
So how is this powerful invisible penny going to show
into donation?
Man, cant you calculate a bit, the penny said and used
an English accent, Bookkeepers will evidently see the
credit redundancy and make the difference in balancing. At
results they just have to separate for donations, its all done
by software anyway.
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After Jason shook from Thrill Sales plus the new car, a
delicate passion fixed to contrast it all, though it wasnt
heavily much to ask and perhaps a bask. Either way, thats
in the past and agreed forth to the task and a good game
assured the fame to some and worry nor. They sat towards
a game in the row.
Oh you attractive thing, Norman said then told Jason,
You try it man.
Forget that, Im too tired with the excitement from that
new car, Jason said.
I got that, itll be fixed in no time, Norman said and
searched in the files from Neck-Zs, found a brain wave that
added alertness.
Jason inhaled a deep breath then exhaled and he was
wide-awake and certainly concentrated. Yo machine of the
lost love, have mercy on my heart, Jason said then smiled.
Thats good man, excellent continue dont stop,
Norman said.
You burn me to hashes and reset me on fire then my
blood boils over you.
Thats awesome man keep going, Norman said.
Ha-ha, you aint seen nothing yet, Jason said and
peeked behind him as the others watched smilingly. Then
he returned to his screen silently, Go on man, what are
you waiting for, Norman said?
Machine, you sexy machine, you sex machine toy box
and, bah that thing dont even have tits and the rest,
Jason murmured.
Let me show you there, here yaw bay-bay have a kiss,
mwah or two mwah-mwah maybe three mwah-mwah-mwah,
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mist far away but reach your golden processor through the
chips indeed as I caress the hardware softly warred.
Wow youre getting better at that, lemmy help a little.
Bloomy bang ding flak gunner you to the silicone algorithm
rhythm on engaging pulse a bay-baby shoot you to the sky
of electrons and blunter in the circuits as re-re-re-resistance transistorized another dimension of capacitance
yeah mwah-mwah-mwah.
Meanwhile his hand near the spin button lit. A little
four grand spat and added to the credits. I think we have
a chance, Jason said. Seven games in the gambling
network, only one seat missed.
You treasure slot nibbled you around town on the full
moon and reset your microprocessor machinery synchrony
symphony simply, Norman said.
Woah-ha, a lady at the networks end clapped her
hands as she won, happy and lucky.
Arr, Jason said avidly as his face showed teeth. Then
I take the oil and rub and treat you all over, he glanced
down to the carpet, Even underneath your bottom, I bet
that youre heavy.
Dull, but nice try man, you can degrease your words
later on next try Jason. Now watch me, Norman said and
played a wave clearing his throat. Ahem, you furniture with
the lights shimmer on your top and glamour your shading
beauty, on the gloomy dark red and glossy sparkles,
Norman said.
Woo-hoo, exclaimed the lady at the end.
Shes gonna win it watch, mhaw-mhaw, Norman kissed
continually and Jason decided to dance with his palm on
the deck near buttons, fingers slanted on the panel.
Ha-ah he-e haw-yeah my goodness, the lady said
and won, at the networks far end, shouted as she had
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The woman at the end of the network jumped, bounced
then leaped, swung her arms and twisted her body with the
happiest pleased glad face of the day. Slightly, she danced
the twist.
At the surveillance room, Check her out, she won and
the guy kept his shoes. Im going down there and dance,
the colleague said.
After the photographer arrived, Hey credit out Jason,
Norman said.
Yes, Im already growling in there, Jason said.
I can see you have gas air in your stomach, foam.
With all that thrill from Thrill Sale plus the red car, the
harvest is earlier, Jason said.
Khile had visited the sixth floor and headed for
the elevators.
Meanwhile Jason sat and ended his meal in the casinos restaurant. In this bistro they had in sight the rows
of machines, however this time they sat under an open
veranda near the passage. The taxi driver walked passing
from behind them, then they saw his back as he passed by.
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Get ready Jason, the photographer and some attendees should be on their way here. Okay, Im ringing everyones phone behind you, Norman said.
As their phone rang, Khile watched them and the folks
answered their calls. They took a little more room as they
had completely blocked Khiles view. Some people had
their elbows up as they answered. Some let their phones
rang out in a few were unaware of calls.
Norman spoke on automated voice randomly and
independently as they answered. It was time to take the
picture. In the picture, the attendees with the jackpot
winner centered in the networks middle.
In Normans automated voice message, Hi and welcome
to the casino. If youre standing in front of Fireworks Wild,
we suggest you each approach the winner and gather in the
picture for a lively fuller capture. The people blocked the
cabdrivers sight. Half a circle of folks gathered the winner.
Okay now Jason, you leave to the side and keep
walking straight ahead down that passage, we have to
get away from him cause we dont know what he wants,
Norman said. Take the Staff Only Restricted door, it leads
downstairs to the basement. We just need to stop at the
first floor.
How do you know all that stuff, Jason said walking
away of the network?
I have blueprints I mean the plans of this casino, just
trust me.
Ill try my best, Jason said with sincerity.
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everyone held their phones to their ear. Certain individuals hung up and looked at other people around who still
held phones. One had dropped his phone as they listen to
the message that Norman told. Outrageously, the cabdriver
burst through the people and eyed the place for Jason, but
he had vanished.
Khile headed to the main stairs towards the glass
doors at the exit. For sure Ill see him in the parking lot,
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The taxicab didnt leave Jasons rear-view mirror, he
glanced. They had arrived near the town center as he kept
in mind his friend. Yep-yup, Jasons friend answered
the phone.
Yes Barn, mind if I visit?
Sure. I have to go down pick up a pizza at the restaurant
yup, Barn said, a scrawny guy with a huge impossible wig.
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Alright bye.
Thats it yup, Barn said and ended call.
I see your friends building at two thousand feet and
that is from the internet tracker if youre about to ask,
Norman said.
Im thinking of how far that taxi would follow me, its
like he knows something, Jason said? I took his cab
many times while I played and lost at the casino. I had
money issues but I suddenly I got this new car. Anyway he
looked down at you when he had his hands on the door in
the casinos parking lot.
Im sure he heard something, Norman said.
Its not every day you see a great jackpot like that.
Man, Im almost sure statistically he knows. The red
horse passed and the not too far behind cab car followed.
Your cars ECU is tweaked for performance, go around the
building and try losing him, the penny said.
Surprisingly, What, you tuned my car, thats wild, Jason
said, power sports wheels right turned sharply around the
corner of the block of Jasons friends building. After a
quick glance he noticed the taxi distanced a bit more than
last sight in the rear-view mirror.
The quantum calculator cube shuffled over Normans
head, Check this out, go pass that car in the front of
him then and break until twenty miles per hour to slow
him down.
Right on, is this one of your tricks, Jason said?
Yeah, it has to be timed to work, as he sighted the
RPM heighten freely for a lower gear, and then a car passed
on the right side. He returned the right lane as he braked,
slowed speed and the other car behind, decelerated excessively. I tell you when to hit the accelerator.
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Before the car stopped, Okay, step out of your car and
wait for him in the front over the grass, he should get outta
his car too, Norman said and selected loudmouth function.
Jason raised, stood out and walked in front of his red
horse. He saw the cab car slowed to a stop behind his
car. Khile stepped out, shuts the door and walks towards,
sees Jason.
Ask for peace and shake his hand, Norman said.
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buildings entrance. Norman viewed the cabdriver in a skeleton display as he slowed down and parked near the red
horse and immobilize the cabs wheels.
At the right hand side of Jason, someone had turned the
inside corner and headed directly for the door and would
pass behind. An electric latch door. Quantum calculator as
the cube appeared in Normans VR sight. After shuffling
the cube with three surface visible when stopped still.
floor and saw the light of the twentieth floor lit from the old
man next to him.
The fast-food restaurant took place down the basement.
Yep, yup, Barn said and carried an opened box pizza, the
restaurant in the background.
Im in the elevator going up, Jason said.
L-b-ther, jest wat fr me at d-door, hoo, hot this slice,
Barn said with a mouthful of cheesy pizza. He pushed the
elevator button for a call, slurps heard.
Yes alright, Jason said, frowned as he understood the
last words. They ended call.
Khile saw the seventeenth digitals glow which kept resilience. He waited for the light to change. On the first floor
the clever cabdriver stared at the brightened numbers. The
other elevator heard passed the first floor and ended at
the basement level.
In the basement Barn entered and pushed the button.
Khile called an elevator.
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none in town like him. Anyone could have said, You know
the wig man; everybody would know subjectively.
he wont know its me. While walking towards the stairways fire door. Hello dear caller, Norman used Audrey
Hepburns voice.
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The roof door shut behind Barn saying, Why here, why
that picture?
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Tapping the screen, That sounds funny I dont remember setting that one, yep-yup, Barn said. On the phone a
voice of Audrey Hepburn, Quick, rescue me, Im a trapped
inside the building and the man you see is the bad guy, get
him for me please.
You-ah, Khiles mouth growled vociferously with a gruesome attitude as his arms open like a sumo wrestler. Give
me that chain around your neck before I make you gag to
death with it. As if a bear spoke with hair but no fur.
Norman, its time to talk you know, Jason said with
inequity and unfairness.
Barn saw his friend in need of help, like something
wasnt good in his hood. Jason would hate talking to me
after, Barn thought and then he saw this scene as clean
as it seems, the scheme could gleamed as a deranged
matador without the steam, missed the esteem. But Ill
do it for the lady that called yup. He put away his phone
and ran to jump on Khiles back, set in piggyback.
Norman, Jason shouted down and eyed the mad cabdriver without the fur in his slur.
Growlingly, You, win taw much, you, Khile said and
glared with teeth with a new hair due receiving Barn
in piggyback.
Khile reached at his back then grasped Barns shoulders on each side, slipped as he clanged the shirt pulling
up, his arms raised then stretch the shirt elastically. Khile
roared, forced a feathered staggered lift.
In a snapshot, Khile had grown hair in a puffed and
vacuumed upwards, Barn blinded by his own shirt upwards
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Jason and Barn ran descending the stairs, shoes clappers.
Their runners echoed down the stairway.
Diane tried to remember all the paperwork from the
person dressed in white at the store. However these
news spanned scarcity to her neurons needed training in her mind as the day had her egotistical attention.
Antagonistically, it cringed her heart to think of a marketed
new pill administered and better for Justin than supposedly
others. The acquaintance in white had sincerely suggest
the best results regardless her beloved childs age, and
importantly his weight and height. Resentfully unwilling to
give this to Justin in this cluttered medication for his fever,
he would agree with bravery. That child, he would trust
any inaccurate mistake given from me. This chaotic world
would thank money in my purse and heartlessly shun my
purpose of my life. For them Im only another gain, but its
my pain, else my ache and sorrow in fame. Anyway, well
see how he responds to those recovery medications. Else,
how could I ever get the best there is for me, my assets
have it at the highest, and my store? If only my dear Justin
gets well and his body avoids side effects, Diane thought.
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belts and started the engine, drove out the parking lot.
Barn amazed of his friends new car.
The red car Barn, Jason said exiting the building, the
glass door closed behind. They ran and then entered the
car. Khile walked out with his injured hand over his head,
he felt lesser pain. Barns wig looked like smoke rising
above his head, though he made himself shorter, tied seat
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They stood at the rear and Barn viewed the license plate
all smashed and bent, Yup.
The police had rolled in reverse gapping the wreck.
Jason remarked his trunk, Its cool, everybody is cool,
my car is kind of hugged a bit thats all, Jason said as he
dazed at the bulged red trunk.
I can get you outta that, Norman said.
Its okay I can manage this, Jason said. Before they
entered the car Jason found his valued casino card on the
lawn over the curb.
The police walked between the cars. Jason heard
through the opened window, Youre lucky pal, the car was
sold to someone and they forgot to change the owners
name. Go back to the garage and inform them youre
the owner.
Yes thanks sir, Jason said as Norman had heard. They
drove to the casino with the red horse that had damaged
rear end and gambled all evening.
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The weather announced itself a day of great heat. Windows
opened cooling everything in the townhouse overnight.
Especially the cement basement as it kept fresher during
the hot day and evening. Near the kitchens center positioned a modular countertop. A coin lain as the wind
blew. A flat and glossy surface helped sliding the sheet
of paper from the other end. Lifted off the smooth sleek
countertop as the wind flowed under and hovered leeway
along the surface but stopped missing wind a foot away
from crashing the penny. Then blew under the sheet but
the penny bumped the middle of the incoming thin layer. In
the middle of the long side regular printer sheet of paper.
The lucky coin boarded over the winded sheets edge.
Like turning a page of a magazine, the sheet struggled
and lifted curling as air wafted, continued the movement
and pushed slowly like a sewer lid against a bulldozers
scraper. Then stopped as the wind breezed weaker. From
the window a stronger gust blew curling the sheet on only
one side as the penny caused a wedge, the large flat page
from natural wild trees, bowed near the countertops edge.
Stationary, a draft made the sheet curved more as Norman
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A rusty red Shaggy dog slowly walked out of a large trapdoor below a houses door. Gawked at Dianes house, which
was the neighbor. He took the stairs poorly one by one
then miserably to the cement pavement, stopped, sat and
looked each side. He didnt know the reason of this visit
outside the house. However, his owner told him outside.
We wait, we wont woof, we whiff, we wonder, he
thought. Suddenly his nose kinked to the side, an odor that
this quadruped creature was about to know how good it led
to. Whoopee whiffs, we wonder where, we will wander.
As the red rusty rug went westwards without warnings. The
dog sighted the mailbox as he sniffled and trotted in his
way to turn in the middle of the court way. He gallivanted
back to the house to regain the lost sent of the pleasing
odor. Then he turned to repost as the disgusting turd of
last day getting too close, not a rose prosed in the nose.
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licked his lip, flicked slick, licked tick. Then licked slick his
lip. We winner, wandered we will walk away word woo-woowave-wee word, Shaggy thought and galloped clouts from
Dianes garage to his terrain.
Meanwhile, Hey a doggy, Norman said and noticed a
drop from a three-feet fall and landed on the ground below,
rolled half turn. In his x-ray vision a four-legged creature,
gazed. The coin identified the dog, an Irish setter. A red
shaggy dog, he said. As he watched, the garbage bag
ripped open and his teeth showed. Bites the banana
placed on the ground. He saw a huge tongue that licked
over and over. No, hes not gonna, Norman thought. His
paw scraped, grazed the penny out but the banana peel
flipped as he saw the dark side of the peal stitch down. He
bit and swallowed with the banana peel. The view distorted
as the coin couldnt see clearly, but a second later it was
too late. Clumsy old Shaggy ate the penny. No, no-no, Im
not in a, Norman said and found no use of panicking. But
then shouted, Dog, utterly, then fell on his back virtually.
Shaggy widen eyes and ran around his house. Word woos
wow whacked we words, the dog said. The Irish setter on
a rated pace.
Okay, its cool, Im calm, no shouting Norman, that is
a living creature and he heard me just like Jason did, hes
probably going to get sick, the coin said. Its okay, boy its
okay, home, home goes, go home. Norman had splat flat
to the VR wall, he stood, I got to set that gravity off. The
dog stopped still at the border line of his terrain. Virtual
Norman splatted at the other end.
Ill try to make him sit, Norman said as the monitor
displayed the skeleton of Shaggy the dog.
Sit, sit, Norman said and observed the dogs reaction.
After a moment the dog sat. Good, thats good, said
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Norman said then the dog stood and trotted to his master
near the door. His master blocked the way out saying, Stay
inside boy, youre going to guard the house, like the usual.
The phone line rang the whole time, but suddenly, Hee
hello, Jason said.
Its about time you pick up. Im in a dog now,
Norman said
As he held the phone Jason frowned, Youre in what?
Out, out, go outside, Norman said to the dog. Yeah
man Im in a dog he swallowed me.
While Mr. Sherks opened the exit door and Shaggy
slowly stepped out.
What, where are you Jason said? Master Sherks had
closed the door then looked down.
Im in a dog inside, in, in a dog.
Mr. Sherks saw his dog go around to enter the house
through the pets door.
Okay youre inside a dog is that right, Jason said?
Out, out I said, outside go, Norman said. Then the
master saw his dog come back out on cement stairs.
Sorry I dont understand, I woke up there and you said
that youre where?
In-in, inside the dog, is that clearer, Norman said? But
then Mr. Sherks saw his dog go inside the house.
Outside I said out, out, Norman said. Jason didnt
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The coin hangs up, he gets upset, trip in shit, Jason
said mockingly.
Shaggys ears lifted back as he turned to step inside
the house. The master stood from his crouch confusedly.
My Shaggy, Ill see you after work bye, Sherks said down
the stairs.
Norman thought somberly of some way to get out of that
dogs gut. Hey, theres a taxi get it, lets go to the hospital
come on. He turned to leave the stomach then entered
soberly the small intestines via the duodenum. Burped as
some gassed air had left the murk to another dark passage.
Perceptibly, he set the window of the environment in x-ray
only because infrared view didnt help. Okay, Im limited
to skeleton mode here, night vision does nothing. Get the
ball, Norman said but the dog didnt move. Maybe hes
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Nemni stood at the front window and saw the dog that
did those tricks. Jason expected a call.
The dog didnt stop his circus then more people had
stopped until a crowd of fifteen stood in range on the sidewalk. When time was right, Norman detected seven cell
phones as he picked one then called Jason. Seven and
forty five minutes in the morning.
Jason, Im still in his gut and using a phone from
someone on the sidewalk, Im trying to get this dog to eat
as much as I can, to help him go peristaltic wise you know
what I mean, I send you a link, Norman said.
Okay yes, you are inside the dog, kidding, Jason said.
Thats right man now youre a genius yaw brain of stew,
Norman said and texted the address of the townhouse?
Yes I got that, very funny, and took conscience of the
houses address, only the next road. A two minute walk.
I got to tell this dog what to do, bye man, Norman said.
Good luck, Jason said, ended call.
The dog performed a little faster and his response quickened. Norman found it awesome estimating the distance
in the gut. Just as long as I make him move, Norman
thought with observations.
Some folks quickly went to work, others gathered relatives, and some shopped at stores, malls or even for a
health walk on the walkway, or fresh air. Some people
passed in that hour had slackened or stopped, watched
the spectacle in duo, but only Shaggy showed visible. He
even jumped around on his back legs as he gave paw. It
was Normans favorite trick because he saw in his virtual
window some movements. It was dimly slow but cheerful
to see an advancement, some progresses.
Nevertheless entertained as much as this old attraction
dog showed the folks. Little by little they had left. After a
few folks fled far from, some and several passed, fed food
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she had seen clean, had a mean sheen gleamed from the
sunray and a reflection as she turned the device slightly
slanted. Sunlight behind her. The baby-sitter walked inside
but accurately didnt know the reason, after all the warm
water was for the dot character in the setter.
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Sherks Drops
Nemni placed the bowl of warm water on the grass as
Shaggy watched. He drank while Justin petted. Her phone
blurted of a new message, Thank you Nemni, Norman had
texted, and detected the phone of Mr. Sherks, the neighbor walked on the sidewalk approaching his home. Then
Shaggy left and trotted towards the middle of his lawn and
raised up, hopped in circles with a paw up. A promenade
family of five with yellow shirts saw the dog and stopped
one after the other to have a sudden spectacle, Street and
Avenue clapped then the dogs owner showed last. Shaggy
sat, rolled then stood on his rear legs.
Mr. Sherks fabulously felt feebly forward and a fathom
from his flowers, his arms and jaw dropped, dragged his
feet and slowed so stopped steps, stood still on the sidewalk. At the corner of his property his eyes watered happily.
He remembered his circus performance with Shaggy. Mr.
Shaggy, the master said in whispers.
Justin and Nemni clapped, with the family. A father
and mother with siblings. Suddenly the dog galloped to
his master at the corner of the lawn where flowers had
bloomed since the morning. Mr. Sherks on one knee at his
pets height. Truly I thought it was all gone.
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Once his feet touched the floor, Justin took the coin on
the chair. Nemni replaced the missing wood chair to the
table set. Justin glimpsed at the coin and headed for his
room with short strides. As the passage darkened the view
in Normans monitor.
Now where will I put you, Justin said as he entered
his room.
I dont know man, but you cant put me in with your
toys, Norman said with low whispers.
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Six-year-old Justin heard, but didnt pay attention, as if the
voice came out of the TV or the background or blended
with lost echoes.
I dont know man, but you cant put me with your toys,
Norman said with whispers.
Justin turned his head left to right. The coin raised his
voice then repeated incisively, kept murmurs. Suddenly the
kids eyes widen. Where, he said?
With your toys, Norman said.
Justin ran to the end passage to spy on to Nemni, she
sat on the sofa and watched the movie, also texted on
her phone. Justins hair on a slant and showed face on a
degree, he watched the baby-sitter if she spoke, he peeked.
In whispers, What are you doing, Norman said as he
saw the kid that spied a snoop? Stepped closer the couch.
Did you talk to me, Justin said?
She turned her head, Nope, Nemni said, then texted.
Nice television, Norman said normally.
Scared, Justin dropped the coin on the floor. On the roll
again, here I go again on my own, youre listening to the
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The townhouses doorbell had rang as Nemni opened frigidly with unsureness, Yes hi, is Diane here, Jason said?
Yaw come in, Nemni said while she stepped back. She
chewed gum snappily and her arm showed the way in, she
scowled. Jason walked in.
Hey man, I mean Justin, he viewed in x-ray a recognizable skeleton mass in the house near Nemni whom closed
the door. Go to the entrance, there is someone Id like you
to meet, Norman said to little Justin.
Diane had heard while arranging her hair in front of her
oval mirror.
Justin held the penny at eye level, gawked, similarly
like he talked to his toy in his pinch. Then Jason saw little
Justin coming inwards, the first time he saw that kid at the
bridge after the lightning, he who had returned the penny.
He looked from his hold then up to Jason.
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Diane explored the fifth floor with Jason, but they observed
tall hair, Barn, whats happening, Jason said?
Desolated, I spent it all, I got nothing now, Barn said
as he stared at Jason with a good-looking woman aside.
The whole of it, Jason said?
Everything, Im returning home to continue my movie,
Barn said sadly.
Tell him to wait, Norman said, Maybe in a network
with a high Jackpot and win it with the three of us.
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The manager eyed off his screen then turned and faced
both employees. Never an upgrade to this system is possible because it is an independent program and nobody
knows its source code. Me and you got some work to do,
the manager said to the programmer.
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The manager held the phone and called his guard, Team
up, we have a situation at the pen game, the manager
said as he went down stairs.
Barn hugged Shaylia and kissed her. She held her neck
straight then moved her head back as she gawked at him
closely over contact.
A mindless manner, it wears off. I hope you enjoyed it,
Neck-Zs said.
Barn appealed blissful, his consciousness about obtaining a gargantuan amount of money guarantied. It topped it
all, hammered, the luckiest gambler. The flag of his glory,
and the summed prizes compelled on its way. The winner
surely felt avid and most of all lucky and still bounced
to the music. People had paused their dance to eye the
trendy rare winner. Immersive bell deafening blares, filled
everyones ears distantly of the pen game, people closest
heard one third of that bells decibel, but echoes from the
machines and the wall behind. This alarm rang dizzily silly
while Diane, Ha-ha, laughed at all and the whole of it.
Through the terrific noises blended with rhythmic music
Eight rows away, the third guard talked, Hey guys wait,
one said to the other security guards at a corner of the
rows insight of the players over the pen games. They
turned and listen. Let me go to the one the boss told,
if he doesnt come Ill call you, a guard said and other
guards agreed.
The winner with the wig stopped jumping with a
smile towards Jason, This is my lucky day, pointed at
his friend, And its all because of you, great pal, Barn
said ecstatically.
The bully guard appeared in Jasons sight at the far end
row. Strangely Norman noticed and told, This guy isnt
wearing the same uniform, its supposed to be the attendees, Norman said.
The guard stared at the scanty man who jumped with
the inexplicable hair. He surely would fool anyone without
the proper vision as he resemble a giant microphone on
the waggle, the two other guards noticed, some fluff. In
exception, as long as his arms were down, Barn looked like
an old paintbrush upside-down. And jumping at different
time randomly.
Barn shrunk as the guard approached, he never stopped
his toothy jumps. Abnormal sound came out over his head
like fleecing cheerleader poms.
The guard enlarged in Barns sight, Sir, would you follow
me please, the guard said.
Sure, Barn said and moved, then Shaylia stepped
in the winners place. She found it eccentrically odd and
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The loudmouth consisted of built waves of all frequencies possible that skin could allow wiring the brain. Others
heard like a million voices, a choral to all possible variations
to their loudest piercing ripples, and down the lows at the
shredding bottom end to the growl. Also, pitched higher and
lower than any conventional sound an ear could have heard.
Conversely, the bottommost note of an earthquake spanned
to the nearest radio signal. Emulated all at once simultaneously in the widest arrangement and even scrambled vision.
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taxi on top, lit. She stepped a few more while she stared
forever, heard the idle engine soft whirring, and snored
as the wind intervened. Intensified did a streetlight then
had clarified brighter as the last one lit on the sidewalk.
The cars horn muffled, as if it was time to blare arrogantly
and pompously. Nemni could hear her breathing, narrowed
lights that lit the license plate she couldnt read from the
distance and glosses. Backup lights lit after additional
reds did. She stepped sideways, did walk a distance near
stairs under the porch. Her head glanced down her feet
briefly, the car idled no more. The cars front flattened furiously, fathoms far from. Foe... Reversely rolled the taxi.
She feared and found the door handle of the house then
entered. The tires squealed, a stop, the door sealed the
sound of the taxicab as it closed. The padded hand stuck
in the steerings shifter. What is it, Justin said curiously?
Hush, Shh, Nemni said.
Her breathing worsened, she watched out the window
like a spy, and saw the taxi parked, in front of the house.
The drivers car door opened, got out then walked alongside
of his car, turned and headed towards the door of Nemnis,
she stood inside. She locked the door then checked. The
person stopped halfway, house from the cab. He looked
for a few seconds at the door, he turned then walked away
towards his car. When he turned she noticed a heavily
done bandaged hand. Walked until his car, opened door
entered his taxi, shut, he rolled forth then trundled away.
Sped up forth.
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Yes, its all back to normal, Nemni said, a zombie grimaced as the hunters arrow across the forehead, on the
TV screen.
Pitched up her voice, Did something happen? Diane
said into glossy games, the image of a million dollar, and
the bell rang.
Ill tell you when you get here, Nemni said, illuminated
the couch in the house.
Barn didnt let go his grin, felt rich. So what are you
going to do with all that money, Jason said nosily.
Barn dazed, gawked, Ill buy a large house with a pool
where I can have many women, large TVs all over.
Dull, that wont last long unless you get a decent job
to have all that follow you as you go on with your life,
Jason said.
What, follow my life, Barn said and scorned?
Id drink water and eat locusts dipped in honey and
survive. Later I will visit you, to see if you have a penny
to spare me. But your last coin, and in mind, youll dive to
get it, but in a dry pool, it will be your last short breath,
Jason said.
What? Barn said with a nostril higher.
Later in heaven when no secret holds us, Ill be telling
you that, I did it all with a penny, Jason said.
Oh, oh I see you have a magic coin and you dont
wanna tell me yup, Barn said toothy and grinned.
Clever, Neck-Zs said.
You blew my cover, now another one knows, Norman
said and Diane held a phone to her ear in the background.
Shaylia laughed. Relax Norman, Neck-Zs said.
Then Jason told Barn, Yes, and its right here on my
chain, Jasons finger pointed at his neck.
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Barn and assured him of the win, shook hands. Finally the
bell stopped ringing.
Im leaving, Diane said to everyone. It was a pleasure to meet you people.
Bye Diane nice meeting you, Shaylia said. See yaw
around yup.
Later, Jason waved Barn and Shaylia.
Jason accompanied aside her, paced with his date. The
false attendee watched them as they left away together.
Shaylia saw them leaving. Without moving lips, like a
ventriloquist, Did you note the attendees stare Neckzees,
Shaylia said?
Indeed, and I sent a message and warned Norman
about that, Neck-Zs said. A photographer with a large
panel appeared in Barns sight.
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Outta Here
Swiftly, a guard stepped on the fifth floor. From the parking
lot he had passed the glassed doors, and then slid a ride in
the elevator. The security guard hung up with the manager
insight of the pen game where the winners gathered for a
feathered laughter. He pretended to be an attendee. He
approached the machines of sheep and the pink oinks on
the carpeted pen while the mega bell rang continuously.
As he approached around but no sound found the about to
bound. The bell buried most of noises. Diane saw a guard
approaching without keys and looked at everyone and
especially Jason.
Did you win, the false attendee said?
He did, Im simply here for fun, Jason said. The false
attendee glanced at Barn then eyed back Jason with a
slight obvious glare, Diane had seen it all.
Are you here to tell me Im not me, Barn said?
No, just here for the presentation, the false
attendee said.
Alright, you can send someone for the pen winner,
the guard radioed? Diane who had everyone in her sight
smelled another rat. She thought of Justins safety.
Then the real attendees stepped in the pen zone and
opened the machine to checked validity. They confirmed to
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Dark night sky from hours, Diane could not believe it.
This recipe has a cup of spices instead of a spoon full, or
maybe the elephant sat on me, she thought?
Please come with us, Norman said. Then Diane
gripped a firm hold of Jasons hand.
I heard a voice, Diane said while turning each side.
Its me Norman, I mean the penny around Jasons neck.
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two feet to the right, one foot the left, one to the right
than two feet to the left, then the opposite to confuse the
shooter. Stayed in the lane but squealed tires each foot.
However, the steering wheel didnt move.
Meanwhile, Norman are you doing that, Jason said as
he heard bangs, car steering had override and their heads
danced from side to side at each grip of tire sheer. Yeah
man, hes just shooting everywhere and at your car tires.
Balanced head, Ha-ha, hes shooting at us like were
ducks, Diane said, Norman lowered relax wave. Tango
ducks ha-ha.
Whats all that about, Shaylia said, and then the security car behind switched lane to the right.
Hes shooting, what the heck else, Im detecting
high abrupt energy gusts and metal projectiles, Neck-Zs
said, logically. Khile changed to right lane. The manager
kept shooting.
Why is he shooting like that, Shaylia said?
I think he knows of us coins, that were here and exist,
Neck-Zs said.
A guard picked up his phone, Hi earth-thing, while your
buddy is shootin at me youre getting tired, and tired,
Neck-Zs said.
The security guard had brighten Khiles face, Boss, she
told me Im sleepy and I am, the guard said.
In his black car to reload his gun, Distance away from
the car behind you, the manager said, the amber car
changed lane quickly behind the white security car.
Awesome, he doesnt like that, heh-heh-heh, Shaylia
said as she saw the car distancing frontwards. Neck-Zs
deactivated sleep wave.
Hes firing at my client, Khile said. Then the manager
saw the taxi move back behind the red horse, slowed
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Jason sat on the gravel ground side road. Legs straight
and arms behind, tilted back. In the darkness of what life
presented him, obscurity partially covered his sight, he
eyed, bridges and some buildings faded in. A conscience
of his cheekbone warming as the pain faded in contrast,
he reviewed a good day full of wonderful memories in his
mind. However, he imagined in his skull, the shades of gray
matter splattered as he thought of a stronger fist to that
cabdrivers swing. Assumingly, Why didnt he hit me dead,
flat here, Jason thought?
Beside the road in view, a door resounded shut of the
classic old car. Partly in sight with shadows, plus affected
vision had a female who socialized hips in a rocking manner.
Like a ship in a storm, every wave crushed as she stepped
inward. Jason faced up the woman as she approached.
Are you okay down there, Shaylia said?
Yes, I guess, Jason said who faced up to her.
She crouched to his height as each knee acclaimed her
elbows, her hands joined, Are you sure, Shaylia said?
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Writers Block Inc.
Diane and Shaylia had woke, and the necklace between the
pillows picked, and gossiped their way down to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, in his bed under the blankets, Jason heard
the phone tone with a multitude of loud mosquitoes.
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attendee said?
hes
gonna
play
tomorrow,
the
joke or a prank huh, got it, do you get it, eh get it you get it
and get get get it do you, Jason said?
Arr, Shaylia shouted and going nuts while looking at
him as the phone rang in the smaller box.
At the mansions poker table.
Hey kids, come over here, the felon shouted plastically and bald taking another hand full of playing chips.
On the second floor Justin and Nemni came out of the
game room and looked downstairs, the gambling crew
at the playing table on the first floor. However the cards
floated without the manager visible.
Kid, check him out, is he normal, the attendee said,
glimpsed everywhere per second?
Sure, Justin said and stomped heavily and quaked the
mansion up the stairs with his huge green foot.
The
manager
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poor
colors
and transparent.
Boss, ink yourself in this image and play, the
felon said.
Its the writers mind, Justin said up the stairs.
Oh, ha-ha-ha, whooping guffaws, You insulted him
earlier, say youre sorry, the felon said.
Mud-bugger, the manager said at low volume with a
scratchy and scrambled voice.
Boss, hes gonna leave you like that, the felon said.
The manager turned to the felon, Stop calling me that,
and sorry you schmuck and writer, the manager said, and
then reappeared. Nemni and Justin returned to their game.
Okay boss I mean Mister Smeller, the felon said
and pressed on a can of aerosol air fresher. Schmuck
and smeller.
Huh-huh-huh, the manager laughed to guffaws.
Schmuck, he said so then whooping guffaws. The felon
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Just dont worry, I have a plan, Norman said. Two necklaces in the birdcages bowl and Khile stared down at them
prisoners. Shaylia closed the grid trap while crouching. The
birdcage on the floor reacted like a faraday shield. No ordinary radio waves could enter the cage; and once inside the
radio waves couldnt air out the cage.
Are you sure youve got it right, Neck-Zs said, but no
one heard the coins conversation side by side in the birdcages bowl. In a shiny metal bowl, the coins distanced
three fingers away, they started a change chat of blistered
blabbering, change of changes. They coin-talked and business laid small. Normans new upgrade could reach ten
miles in radius.
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two oclock, flew air bound and passed Dianes car. Then
cooled in air.
Neck-Zs saw Normans overpass and noted on her
screen. She messaged him at the speed of light, So have
your way, or improvise. She gave the needy physics engine
package of programs.
Meanwhile Norman hit forty miles per hour and landed
on the pavement, bounced, then rolled up a slanted gutter,
like a ramp from the ground he rolled in. Half of the screen
sky with some clouds as he rolled up the gutter like a long
ramp jumped with and edge at the end.
Here read this, Jason said and gave his phone to
Shaylia. He glanced at his rear view mirror then sighted
a yellow taxi cab far behind. Im outta the tire and catapulted, Shaylia said reading Normans texts in the red
horses seat.
The dump truck holding all the traffic had fully lifted
the tipper. Arranged to clear all gravel inside through the
opened rear gate. The penny viewed with tints of light gray.
Ill have to stick to that metal too, Norman said then
Shaylia saw and read on the phone in the red horse. The
coin activated the magnetic field and landed the slanted
steel bin in the middle of the tipper. Neckzees, Im gonna
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on the angled part, where clearance of the hydraulic cylinder angled around forty-five degrees. Every penny collision
had echoed greater gradually.
While the penny flew in the air, the coins worked a
program, Im gonna need a program to calculate wind
directions, Norman texted.
Can you see wind, Neck-Zs texted?
No, negative, Norman texted.
Here, maybe if you try this, Neck-Zs texted.
Thanks Neckzees, Ill call Jason. Then a screen
drew win gust all over. Cars profiled the airflow once out
of the tipper, lateral turbulences, and drags. Dianes car
rolled, he saw wind deflections of the cars chassis. He
fractioned micro degrees in Fahrenheit in a new screen
with a color palette. He couldnt use this tech nearby
living cells because of the high-energy microwaves. Also
worked with dust like particles present in the air at different temperatures.
The coin viewed cars, flew out of the tipper over the rear
panel and captured the white delivery truck under. Activated
full extra magnetism to attract the trucks top, its course
curved downwards to the classic-car and the Jeep behind.
Rebounded on the top of the delivery truck, indented in the
right moment. In new heights curved a cast course to land
on the classic-cars vinyl top, but caught in the wind, the
coin slanted and then activated magnetism timely.
Yeay, Neck-Zs exclaimed with joy. Youre such a piece
of crazy Norman. You could have rolled out then jumped
over corners, but these two surfaces confuses the magnetism for balance.
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A windshield cleaner after a construction zone where vehicles passed and got dusty. Diane in her blue car slowed
rolls as the white truck in front grunted brakes. Traversing
dust in a must Diane eyed a man whose white shirt with
dirt flirt a perk.
A squeegee woman dressed in a stained trench coat
blocked her sight and cared for the classic-cars windshield.
Then wipers turned on, but the woman looked for a tip, still
a penny laid on top, overhead of the drivers head. Norman
called Diane. That woman reached, a glass licker in a hand
and her other had fingers that grasped but slipped then try
to pull that penny. Urgently, Norman phoned, he couldnt
imagined a failure to that hostage mission. Grasped and
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pulled for a second time but with greater force, then last
she used her nails like a zombie would, and broke tips.
Diane switched hand to the steering and answered though
she eyed a dirty face old woman. Hello, Diane said.
Its me the penny on your car top, just tell her that she
is attempting a steal, Norman said. Diane pressed down
her window and told the woman, Thats not right, dont
steal, ask and Ill give you something, Diana said.
Boo, Norman said as he shouted, the woman nearly
stunned, bounced her arm away from her continuous
grasps. Okay, now give her something, Norman said.
Diane said to the dumbfounded and frighten woman
with a face that needed a wash, Here, wait. Down the
dashboard she reached for some change and stretched
her arm out the window, as her body had intensely moved
back and forth. But a face that fell and gazed. Thank you,
thank you, the broken woman said.
Youre welcome.
Poor woman, with a little bit of water and food her brain
will work, Norman said.
Just stretch your arm and get me off this top,
Norman said. Her hand reached the coin on the car top,
he demagnetized.
Diane followed the white delivery truck advancing. At the
next intersection, more and more pedestrians showed to
sides of the street, soon a crowd of people crossed plentiful the intersection as streetlights changed color.
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Strong kid, the felon said and saw him leave as his
course on the grassy front side of the big house. Out the
classic-cars driver side, the mother opened the door, until
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Jason, I just talked to Diane and she agreed to wait in a
mall for a hideout, Norman said.
Yes sir, I got it.
Im sure that managers gonna stay inside this
mansion, Norman said.
Hell soon get out, hes on us, Neck-Zs said.
Then just look in your x-ray view.
Ill do that, dont worry, Neck-Zs said.
As if Im worried did you see me in there, I was all
over flying everywhere, Norman said and uploaded her a
video of the battle inside the mansion. Flashback, sticks
at the lip of the managers gun that fires, the penny flew
and bounces off a wall, Jason picks up the coin and tosses
it toward the attendees pistol that receives molten led,
who then throws his pistol left hand side like a soft ball
to the felon after igniting bullets then switched gun rotation. Stuck to the classic revolver and cuts fingers, rolls
and jumps off the gun arching in the air near the ceiling
across the room, lands in Jasons hand putting away his
cell phone like a classic western.
Meanwhile Shaylia saw the videos of inside the
mansion as Jason caught the penny. She remained in the
passengers seat and read on her cell phone messages
from Norman, and had craftily choices of the coins view in
videos. The screen showed a dreary toss to the managers
gun. If she would skip that part, shed splash in the screen
as the horrifying shock scene of the cut off fingers in x-ray.
However, Neck-Zs viewed it in spherical video, like she lived
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it, but instantly replayed which took less time than a fraction of a second.
The attendee had ran after Jason exiting the mansions
front door. But changed his mind as he couldnt catch
up, he sprinted to his black car occupied by a writer who
worked on his laptop in the front passengers seat, and
then started the engine with his left hand while eying his
screen, then continued his typing.
Shaylia eyed off the phone and saw Jason on his way
into the car entering with a cage. Heres birdy Neckzees,
Jason said and gave the cage to Shaylia in the passengers seat.
The guards showed outdoor awkwardly, they held their
phones and slapped each other listening to the sweet
voice. The red horses engine droned. Insight of the
manager and felon agonizing in pain coming out of the
mansions lawn, their face grimaced through outrage.
Conversely, the bad guys ran and sought absolute
payback. The red horses engine revved in gear, spun
wheels, squealed then smoked tires.
The manager is aiming, Norman said and messaged.
Oh you dont say so, Neck-Zs said?
While they sped up, the manager opened fire as the red
horse throttled thunderously and Shaylia ducked down,
her head near the glove compartment, she glared. Two
bullets hit, passenger door and the rear window as the
car skidded.
Then the writer typed faster in the black car with the
attendee who turned in right lane behind the red horse.
Past the speed limit when shifted last gear, Jason raised
slowly and gawked at his rear-view mirror, a hole from
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A black car spun wheels, then another did too and the
felon held the steering, drove using one hand, however the
manager did the same arrogantly but in another car.
Hes gonna shoot lay down, Norman said. White silvery
hair bunked to the glove compartment as Shaylia squinted
to her feet while the attendee aimed.
Sir, I see no one in the car, the attendee radioed. The
red horse followed by a black car merging in the freeway.
Two gunshots fired the attendee, one in the trunk and
another had more spider cracks in the rear window, harshly
of a sudden done. Stay down Jason I got it, just push
cruise control, youre going too fast, Norman said.
Ten seconds behind, the manager and the felons car
turned in the merge. Keep tailing them, were catching
up, the manager said.
Whats a little speed going to do, Neck-Zs said?
No-no-no speed, Norman said.
Ha-ha, you arent worth a penny, Neck-Zs said.
Hey Im top thousand richest in the world, Im like a
million physicist in here with fast hurtling pencils.
Youre merely a silly penny.
Shoot the drivers window, the manager said.
In the driver seat, the attendee nodded and said, Hey
writer. Away with the laptop and pulled a twelve gauge
aimed and, fired. Shot gunned Jasons window.
Meanwhile Neck-Zs and Norman told their host, Close
your eyes hes aiming your window. Jason held his
lower forehead as the window busted. The writer held a
twelve gauge in the passengers seat of the car aside the
red horse.
The felon radioed as his thumb and index squeezed
the mouthpieces button while catching up to the red car,
Boss, I dont understand the car didnt react, its like
theres no one in the car.
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City Car Condign
Circulating the freeway, the penny had plenty
of conversations.
A few minutes ahead, in the city at an intersection of a
street, the lights turned green. A unanimous driver eyed
markets to one side of the pavement while restaurants
on the other side as he trundled and advanced with haste
but merely the limit. His phone rang, the radios music
switched answering. Yeah what, a driver said?
Greetings, youre welcome to join in a municipal motion,
as youre approaching a violet car in front of another, wed
like you parked behind as a participant. The roadblocks
are purposely setup, then later a few cameras will shoot
a film. Press one or say yes if you agree, if you disagree
press nine or say no to follow the other directions. Hurry
because youll miss the parking spot, a sweet voice said.
The driver hung up deprived of words.
On the same street, Hi, youre welcome to join in
a municipal movement Press one or say yes if you
agree, if you disagree press nine or say no
Yes, said another driver.
Thank you for cooperating, slow down and Ill guide
you through further instructions. The car parked over the
sidewalk with another one behind, have your front end at
that automobiles rear. Sir, you missed it, look for the next
violet car over the sidewalk, youre goal is to park behind.
Ill guide you through, slow down to ten miles per hour until
you see a car parked out of angle and over the sidewalk,
a Manish voice said.
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Next roadblock set, cars have parked over the curb and
across the sidewalk, in front of a boutique store. Enough
space in the street center; a space large enough for a car
to pass between and get across. To one side of the street
a minivans nose parked four feet away from a commerces
concrete wall. Two or three cars could park behind, they
chained near the middle of the street, but a car could get
across. On the other side they parked asymmetric, but
almost alike. If a car drove in the middle of the street,
hed have three feet of clearance on each side within rear
bumpers of parked cars. Completing the roadblock or to
cap the gap in the middle of the street, a car would stop
between having three cars on each side. Other cars had
calls to double lines, side by side but overlapped. Some
had a second row, oriented bricklike. Once set the participants left their vehicles and shopped, people promenaded
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A farmers field viewed at five thousand feet. A helicopter pilot impressed, chopped the air whirly that rocked
to yaw the commands felt by the crew in the cockpit.
Imbecility, they shook wearily, and their heads replaced
idiotically, swung. Like the currant in the sea where the
waves move the algaes. They searched a story to tell for a
broadcast media channel. The pilot eyed the citys horizon.
A news broadcast reporter poked her fingertip of long polished nails on the camera operators shoulder. The camera
viewed down and panned left, a road in caption, cars side
by side and some parked on each side of the pavement
freeing the two lanes. Scenery vision of the broadcast
slowly swept the freeway, exit and street up towards the
city center.
Look at all those cars, the reporter said, Are you capturing that, she said while looking at the camera operator?
What are they waiting for, the camera operator said as
he noticed cars parked every five hundred feet apart, and
off the freeways asphalt.
Excuse me but, you are to see this, the pilot said to
the crew, who had large earphones, headset.
The view followed the tiny road to the city center. Weirdly
around a thousand cars parked perpendicular of the
streets, over sixty roadblocks.
Thats crazy, the reporter said, Are you filming that,
she added?
Sure-sure my lady, youre the chief and as high as the,
clouds, the camera operator said and stunned unbelievably. Roadblocks covering the city streets. The artwork of a
crazy talented penny.
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from one side to the other. Even over the curb all the way
to the walls barricading the streets, the reporter said on
the live news.
Below markets, Jason and Shaylia had entered a basement almost in middle, thriftily through. With savvy paces,
the coins had the way around from x-rays and scanned
through walls figuring available passages.
Meanwhile, Im guiding Khile to the side of this building, Norman said.
Tell me Shaylia, Jason said moderately breathy, Why
all this?
The felon had two targets, he aimed. At the far end of
the basement, he fired twice but they had gone through
the door up the stairs in the boutique.
Theyre shooting at us, why do they want us that much,
Jason said?
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Shaylia felt Khiles head against her back but straightened to see out the windshield and saw the manager still
at the corner, she focused and saw the two guards running,
catching up and the attendee with the felon behind.
The attendee slowed and straighten arms from his
holster. The felon slightly saw the white silvery haired
woman go down again.
The rubber tires scorched against the curb and hub caps
sparked, smoked of the cab rolling. Rubbery screamed
scratched roughly while shimmered flickered and rubbed in
fumigated and slowed reverse speed.
Meanwhile, Hey Jason, do you mind throwing us out the
door, Norman radioed. Jason grasped the coin stuck in a
bullet with Norman stuck on, opened the door then tossed
out. Bounced while grinded the bullet, they rolled, flipped
many times in front of the cab going in reverse. The coins
heated molten led.
Meanwhile, Hey Shaylia, turn off the engine,
Norman radioed.
Coins rolled on the pavement, wobbled; Norman the
penny lain over the silver coin. They played with magnetism,
repelled as the coin raised in height, away from Neck-Zs on
the ground to a foot high.
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The manager supposed of nothing else to lose. His job lost,
his staff tossed, his reputation cost mud and gust. Urged
to what he needed, the coins, and he had ran through the
markets basement.
Jason and Shaylia had exited the taxi, they tore steps
between buildings. It seemed like a long topless passage,
Jason sighted a glass door of the building on the right side.
Shaylia reflected passing in front of the door, but slowed
following Jason. They saw at the other end, this almost
tunnel like ending at a mean madman holding a gun with
Jasons red horse car behind, a street then stores. Their
jog slanted and ended, walk to none, stomps. It was the
manager, he held a gun and turned facing them. His arms
disappeared from each side when he pointed the gun,
and then he fired, Stop, halt, he said, and advanced
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After the manager saw the penny that had overflew the
passage from server to server, on the other side of the
passage he heard running, they passed, he turned and he
aimed. Fired, but the bullet hit the wall behind Shaylias
hair. He stepped forward, Dammit, the manager said and
breathily ran in parallel of them until he sighted the glass
door closing and shot it shattered.
In the meantime, at the left corner from the entrance
door, the guard eyed on top of the server cabin. Having
sight of the two passages that angled ninety degrees,
chafing noise of the pennys incoming and landed insight.
Stopped stationary on the corners edge on the top server,
the guard aimed over his head then fired, miss fired missed
but the penny always moved out of target, fired, and bullets
passed stupidly fast. Dust from tiles and metal rang as
a projectile ricochet rows away. Holes through the suspended ceiling tiles. The guard felt energized with fear from
adrenaline, not attacked by the penny as he remembered
the carnage at the mansion. Fired. Nervous forearm and
cramped around his guns handle. Rolled after he detected
no bullets. Click the gun did, You scored zero yawl loser,
a sweet voice hacked his phone sardonically.
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Running, the manager aimed for a target of targets
across the glass door with shattered glass but he ducked
stepping through the door.
In a passage with servers on each side, I get my turn
now, swap sides with Jason but stay together, Neck-Zs
said and slipped down Shaylias necklace repulsed at knee
height then sticks on a side server cabin. Stuck, rolled
through tin noises towards the manager.
Meanwhile the frame door closed behind the manager,
he aimed carefully as they exchanged side of their courses
running away in the passage. Coin Neck-Zs rolled over the
top of servers then jumped on the topmost flat surface.
The manager squeezed the stern trigger. Ear blistering
shrills activated the dime approaching the manager frowning while covering an ear.
I feel sticky, Neck-Zs said in sight of the managers gun.
While the penny crossed room magnetized under the
ventilation dock.
The manager grimaced twisting his arm as tilting inward
his gun, he looked and felt his index finger pushed by a
silver coin. Frowned greater and confused, Shit, he said
then dropped his gun.
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A party, partially cloudy under the blue sky, sighted bright
freeing the sunlight. People over a green grass gracefully
chattered and blabbered, though nothing could be understood, moods good at noons food. Though there they then
did danced to rhythmic music that chanted hearts of everyone around the pond, statues in the middle as the view
tensioned next to the fountain. Water flowed and flew few
feet, sprays at the edges, pledged. Fishes? The sound it
made shaded the flamed gambling games now out of fame.
Bravery Shaggy sat straight with a hat on the mat with
a fat cat, however Mr. Sherks aside. Baby-sitter Nemni
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Later in that party, So are you okay now that you see
me with a woman, Jason said.
Jasons mother frowned, What are you saying there?
You said something with some eggs, you wanted to
invite me I think, and a dance, Jason said.
She sneered, No, I no, I remember a few months ago
inviting everyone but that time no, I must have been on a
brain wreck, if it happened, if I was, Jasons mother said
and grinned.
Heh-heh, Shaylia laughed learning the multi-prank
Norman played waking Jason up on that good morning.
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Right then its all okay mom, Jason said.
Are you sure my little boy, Jasons mother said.
Yes, its all do-the-lee doo, duh, Jason said. Justin
laughed. It was all that coin, Jason thought and glanced
at the golden penny down his drink. He hears and sees
everything from me, that bugger, he thought, then looked
at the big tree away from any metal. He listen to her conversations and copied my moms voice. Jason left and
walked to a big tree about forty feet away from the house.
Set the drink containing Norman the penny on the table
nearby the tree and then gallivanted away while his phone
rang. The phone toned, Pick-me-up, I cant wait to have a
talk with you, pick-me-up
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