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Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is

through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne,
quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual
virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
~Author Unknown
Flies spread disease keep yours zipped. ~Author
Unknown
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too
fast. ~Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation it's sex with someone I
love. ~Woody Allen
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than
the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the

answer. ~SwamiX
Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp
It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance.
~Elizabeth Taylor
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.
~Author Unknown
A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~Author Unknown
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks
dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're
going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth
and you should save it for someone you love. ~Butch Hancock
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head,
legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don Schrader
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he
comes home from work. ~William H. Masters
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered:
entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a
great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion
of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be
reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer
call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. ~Miss Manners'
Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
~Abraham Lincoln
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go
home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as
I live. ~Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975
Familiarity breeds contempt and children. ~Mark Twain
What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite
with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh. ~Henry Fielding
Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some
pretty good questions. ~Woody Allen
Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex
instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon,
and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize
it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious,
boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. ~Henry Louis Mencken
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences:
suicide. Or murder. ~Susan Sontag
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly
sandwich is better than bad sex. ~Billy Joel
The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. ~William Osler
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
~Truman Capote
Sex relieves tension love causes it. ~Woody Allen
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
~Louise Sammons
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we
want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in
the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our
optic nerve. ~Sean Morey
I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~Author Unknown
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ~Groucho Marx
Sex is emotion in motion. ~Mae West
Our soules, (which to advance their state,
Were gone out,) hung 'twixt her, and mee....
When love, with one another so
Interinanimates two soules....
Loves mysteries in soules doe grow,
But yet the body is his booke....
~John Donne, "The Extasie"
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it,
he shouldn't! ~George Bernard Shaw
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who
looks for it below there is wasting his time. ~Isabel Allende
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of
the best. ~Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful provided you get
between the right man and the right woman. ~Woody Allen
Literature is mostly about having sex
and not much about having children;
life is the other way around. ~David
Lodge, The British Museum Is Falling
Down, 1965
for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin
Masturbation: the primary sexual

activity of mankind. In the nineteenth
century it was a disease; in the
twentieth, it's a cure. ~Thomas Szasz
We have reason to believe that man
first walked upright to free his hands
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
~Aldous Huxley
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money
usually costs less. ~Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985
The art of procreation and the members employed therein are so repulsive, that if
it were not for the beauty of the faces and the adornments of the actors and the
pent-up impulse, nature would lose the human species. ~Leonardo da Vinci
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The
Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in
many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the
"Four F's": fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating. ~Marvin Dunnette
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns
It is not sex that gives the pleasure but the lover. ~Marge Piercy
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. ~Author Unknown
Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm
seventy I'll straighten it out. ~Harold Robbins
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ~Mignon
McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote
promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way
we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about. ~Beverly Mickins
A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some
threat of extinction. ~J.G. Ballard, "News from the Sun," Myths of the Near
Future, 1982
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now
extinct. ~W. Somerset Maugham, The Bread-Winner
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount
of trouble. ~John Barrymore
It is not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins.
~Chinese Proverb
Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. ~Aldous Huxley, Eyeless
in Gaza, 1936
Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. ~Author Unknown
Out upon it, I have lov'd
Three whole days together;
And am like to love three more,
If it prove fair weather.
~John Suckling
My sexual preference is often. ~Author Unknown
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. ~Harlan Ellison
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense
damnable. ~Lord Chesterfield
The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs.
~D.H. Lawrence
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you
get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ~Rita Rudner
Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when
will they arrest makers of perfume? ~Richard Fleischer
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids. ~Author
Unknown
Were kisses all the joys in bed,
One woman would another wed.
~William Shakespeare
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better
have a good hand. ~Woody Allen
Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great
sex? ~From the television show The Golden Girls
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. ~Author Unknown
I am always looking for meaningful one night stands. ~Dudley Moore
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. ~Drew Carey
Sex contains all,
Bodies, Souls, meanings, proofs, purities, delicacies, results, promulgations,
Songs, commands, health, pride, the maternal mystery, the seminal milk;
All hopes, benefactions, bestowals,
All the passions, loves, beauties, delights of the earth,
All the governments, judges, gods, follow'd persons of the earth,
These are contain'd in sex, as parts of itself, and justifications of itself.
~Walt Whitman, "A Woman Waits for Me"
Lust will curdle like milk if you don't keep using it up. ~Anonymous Voyeur
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar I went steady with a
woodpecker 'til I was twenty-one. ~Bob Hope
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? ~Murray Banks
Those who have prophesied dreadful consequences as a result of the greater sexual
freedom which the young assert unwanted babies, venereal disease and so on
are usually the very same people who seek the fulfillment of their prophecies by
opposing the free availability to the young of contraception and the removal of the
stigma and mystification that surround venereal disease. ~Colin Ward, Anarchy in
Action
To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the
difference between naked and nude. ~Bernard Poulin
Don't do it behind the garden gate.
Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
~Author Unknown
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity the more you think about it, the
harder it gets. ~Author Unknown
Everything's either
concave or -vex,
so whatever you dream
will be something with sex.
~Piet Hein, "Dream Interpretation"
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands. ~Jayne Mansfield
I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. ~Gore
Vidal
Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last
time. ~Ian Fleming
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with
men so they can talk to them. ~Jay McInerney

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.
~Author Unknown
A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him
in mind of sex. He replied frankly: "Because everything does." ~Honor Tracy
How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back
that itches. ~Flash Rosenberg
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. ~Gloria Leonard
Its avowed purpose is to excite sexual desire, which, I should have thought, is
unnecessary in the case of the young, inconvenient in the case of the middle aged,
and unseemly in the old.~Malcolm Muggeridge, on pornography
Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports. ~Hugh Hefner
sex is interesting but not totally important. I mean, it's not even as important
(physically) as excretion. a man can go 70 years without a piece of ass but he can
die in a week without a bowel movement. ~Charles Bukowski, Notes of a Dirty Old
Man
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to
be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. ~Matt Groening
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL
convertible. ~P.J. O'Rourke
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital
intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. ~J. Edgar
Hoover, attributed
Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it. ~D.H. Lawrence
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin it's the triumphant twang of a
bedspring. ~S.J. Perelman
A million million spermatozoa,

All of them alive:
Out of their cataclysm but one poor Noah
Dare hope to survive.
~Aldous Huxley
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. ~Les Dawson
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the
street and frighten the horses. ~Mrs. Patrick Campbell
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. ~Karl
Kraus
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else. ~Richard Lewis
Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head. ~Author unknown, advice
to teenage boys, quoted in Friendly Advice compiled by Jon Winokur
Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling
towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to,
well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind. ~Author Unknown
Nothing risqu, nothing gained. ~Alexander Woollcott
My cock doesn't talk politics. ~S.A. Sachs, 2002
Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men.
~John Stoltenberg
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to
disprove it. ~Cary Grant
My message to businessmen of this country when they go abroad on business is
that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching
AIDS, and that is the wife. ~Edwina Currie, quoted in The Observer, 1987
February 15th
[T]he common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males
are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk their lives, in the frantic
quest for sex. ~Randy Thornhill and Craig T. Palmer
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