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The Plenary Speaker: (Physics in Daily Life)

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[Physics in daily life]

e Editors and the Cartoonist - DOI: 10.1051/epn/2011403

The Plenary Speaker


high-level conference can only be a HighLevel Conference if it is able to ensure the
attendance of some stars from the field,
who will serve as strong magnets to
attract a big crowd of attendees, and thus make the
event a success.
Plenary Speakers are very well known for their brilliant accomplishments, be it sometimes long ago.
They know how to give a
fascinating show without
too much preparation, helped by their collaborators
who love to bring them
their latest results provided
that they are cited during
the talk. The Plenary Speaker can be either formally
dressed (European style, to
underscore the fact that he
really is an magnificent
choice) or very casually
(US style, to show that he
knows how to connect with
the young).
Before the readers start
shouting at us for being
male chauvinists by writing
he when referring to the Plenary speaker, and not he/she
(or, even better: she/he), let us be clear: It is unfair and
unfortunate, but almost always the Plenary Speaker is a
he. Its even worse. Plenary Speakers form a small panel
of men rushing between conferences that have been
wisely chosen by their wives for their nice beaches or
good shopping.

During the talk, it is the charm, the style, the changing


rhythm and the jokes which make the talk a smashing
success, more so than the slides. Except for fascinating
video shots: STM images of atoms dancing a tango
along a perfect crystal surface, for example. And should
the talk be incomprehensible: no problem. Undoubtedly, there will be another chance to hear the same
talk once again at some other conference.
Plenary Speakers are busy. In
fact, they are so busy that
they usually cant attend the
whole conference. It is dicult for ordinary scientists
to nd an opportunity to
exchange even a single idea
with them. Joined by their
wife, they arrive the day
before the talk, around
lunchtime if the place is
worth visiting. Otherwise
even later, but making sure
not to miss the excellent
dinner oered by the Conference Chairperson. It is out
of the question to pay for
hotel or meals. Of course,
they talk for free, but it happens that the conference treasurer may reimburse the
plane ticket in cash. Aer all, the registration fees may
be used as a perfect cash machine, but who cares? e
simple, well-publicized fame and presence of the Plenary Speaker has brought more attendees, and therefore
much more cash than the ticket costs. It is so easy to
make everybody happy!

Editors note
Our favourite author of Physics in
daily life, Jo Hermans, also Science
Editor of EPN, is taking some rest and
will save his contributions for the time
being.Europhysics Newswishes to
continue to bring smile to readers

faces so the Editors will attempt to ll


the section with a series of short texts,
serious or not. Let us start here with a
portrait, illustrated by our regular
cartoonist, Wiebke Drenckhan.
Nobody will ever recognize himself or

herself here, of course!


Our readers are most welcome to
submit contributions, knowing that
we keep our absolute power of
(arbitrary) decision about their
publication and illustration.

Article available at http://www.europhysicsnews.org or http://dx.doi.org/10.1051/epn/2011403

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