Crazy Things in Vaginas
Crazy Things in Vaginas
Crazy Things in Vaginas
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Everything you have ever wanted to know about human sexuality
What are the craziest, odd or strange things you have done with or
inserted into your vagina?
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United States
Age Country Race Marital Sexual Stature What are the craziest, odd
status orientation or strange things you have
done with or inserted into
your vagina?
18 United States Other Single Straight 170 Today I was in my back yard
when I inserted my little
sister’s bouncy ball into my
vagina.
27 United States Caucasian Single Straight 193 I have inserted a magazine
18 United States Other Single Straight 170 I inserted a metal pole into
my vagina.
18 United States African Single Straight 165 About 2 weeks age me and
Decent my boyfriend took a
homemade dildo kit and
filled it with water not the
rubber mix we froze the
water, then I took a hot
bath making sure my pussy
was red hot. Then I
masturbated with the ice
dick and made my boy
friend drink the water.
27 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 163 I have gotten all of a Rolling
Rock beer bottle in me. I did
it at a party with a lot of
people urging me on. My
girlfriend has gotten her
entire fist in me
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19 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 Let a guy pee in me. Had a
dog hump me, and get his
cock inside of me. Had a girl
drink cum out of me with a
straw. Inserted a cell phone
in a condom, set on vibrate.
Lots of food (see below).
Done some fisting. Also got
into vacuum pumping my
vagina.
24 United States Caucasian Single Straight 168 I got one of those gourd
things. I wanted to push the
wide end into me and use
the skinny end as a handle
to fuck myself. It was hard
to get in, but I was really
horny, and once I got it in I
loved the sensation of my
vagina being stretched so
much. While the big end
was inside me, about three
inches of the little end stuck
out of my vagina, and I was
able to manipulate it and
have the skinny end rub my
clit while the big end
stretched me internally.
God, how I love being
penetrated. I am so glad I
am a girl.
40 United States Caucasian Married Straight 168 A cucumber
20 United States Caucasian Single Straight 170 I found your link on a pussy-
pumping site, and have
been into pumping for
several years now. My
friend got me into it when I
was little, and I would watch
and help him use his penis
pump. After he would cum,
I would ask him to pump my
vagina. I would love to
watch, and feel, my pussy
expand into the tube. Now I
have several vaginal pumps,
and my friend and I will get
together and spend the
night pumping each other. I
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39 United States Caucasian Married Straight 124 I use to look all over for
things I could insert. I
inserted the wide end of a
tapered candle several
times. I had a small squirt
bottle that I would fill with
warm water and insert then
squirt the water into my
vagina.
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34 United States Caucasian married Straight 165 One this we did at a party
with boys in there was I
inserted a microphone a
small skin computer
microphone) in there and
you could hear how it
sounded when I walked!
After that since part of the
microphone was still out a
boy came up and started to
pull it out with his teeth and
then he put the entire
microphone in his mouth
and said I have never taste a
vagina this good !!!!! Then
in front of everyone I, the
party he started to mess
with my vagina and nipples
he was so good at it. Then
he sucked my nipples as no
other man had done before.
Then he performed oral sex
on me and he was the best.
Then I performed oral sex
on him and everyone was
just watching and throwing
money! Then he sucked my
nipples some more then we
started to make out and he
was so good at every little
thing he did to me. Then he
sucked them so good and
he did oral sex to my vagina
so good that I stated to
cramp! Then we had sex in
front of everyone then
everyone got in the mood,
grabbed a partner, and
went for it! We had sex and
then he put his penis inside
me again! he ended up
doing this 30 times it felt
incredible I was cumming
like a crazy woman I have
never felt anything like that
before!!!! Then after that,
we had sex every day for 6
month that is about 186
times! I had never done this
in my life but now we are to
gather for 10 years and we
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50 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 135 I’ve put 2 dildos up there
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22 United States Caucasian Married Straight 170 A kids balloon and then had
my man blow it up and tie a
knot in it, cut off the
remainder of the balloon
and then lube it up and fuck
him with it inside.
19 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 I have inserted lava lamps,
cucumbers, banana's,
couple of beer cans, and a
flash light
21 United States Caucasian Married Bi-sexual 155 2 two hands and arms, one
almost to the elbow, the
other one about 3 inches
from the elbow, would have
gone further but his arm got
too dry, also at the same
time my husband had his 11
and half in my anus, that’s
the hottest ever got. Only
did this once wow
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20 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 170 Oh, I guess I have put many
things in there. Never a
dildo though, surprisingly... I
guess I just have not gotten
around to buying one.
29 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 I had sex with my "butch"
he is full blooded boxer
breed
18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 Stuck a 100-dollar bill in it.
18 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 157 Test tube, Ice, popsicles
(would not recommend
unless they are sugar free),
Nasal spray bottle, Medicine
bottles, Toothbrush,
Probably some other things
I cannot think of at the
moment. Oh, big fake
pearls, too.
27 United States Other Single Straight 183 Baseball, baseball bat
18 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 175 Pens, crayons, rulers, mostly
school supplies when I was
young. I once had a fetish
for putting game controller
cords up my vagina back
when I was heavily into
gaming.
28 United States Hispanic Married Straight 155 The fat end of a baseball bat
and after going in an out
only 2 time I squirted cum
while my hubby sucked my
clit then we tried a bowling
pin that was ooh so dam
good I did not know I could
cum so dam many times
and this was the first time I
squirted wow
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38 United States Caucasian Married Straight 168 Like everything smooth and
thin
19 United States Caucasian Single Straight 155 I've tried a cucumber once
but it was pretty big so we
peeled it and it fit good
21 United States Hispanic Single Straight 168 A thick crayola marker. The
strangest thing I ever
masturbated on though is
my bass guitar. I did not
actually insert it; I simply
rubbed my vulva on it.
18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 170 Male penis
28 United States Hispanic Married Bi-sexual 168 Tic Tacs! Yes, those mints
can really turn you on.
Beware they get really hot.
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31 United States Other Single Straight 170 I have taken a popsicle and
stuck it in my vagina and
had my partner drink it as it
came out
24 United States Caucasian Single Straight 168 Candle
37 United States Caucasian Single Straight 157 A piece of corn on the cob
71 United States Caucasian Married Lesbian 165 Store illicit substances while
crossing the border to the
Czech republic.
20 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 163 Shot ping pong ball out of.
22 United States Caucasian Single Straight 157 Beer bottle, end of hair
brush, fist
37 United States Caucasian Married Straight 170 I had it filled with fruit and
my partner takes a spoon
and eats all the fruit out of
me. We have also tried this
with cereal and milk
25 United States Caucasian Single Straight 160 I put a coke can inside.
32 United States Caucasian Single Straight 163 I put my lip gloss tube up
my vagina
25 United States Caucasian Married Bi-sexual 155 I used to pick up stacks of
quarters an try practicing
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27 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 163 Let my lover stick two hands
in me at the same time
29 United States Caucasian married Straight 165 Put a 3ft fence post in it
18 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 160 Bowling pin and still love it
18 United States African Single Straight 170 Rubbed honey all over it an
Decent had my dog lick me out
26 United States Hispanic Married Bi-sexual 157 My husband fisted me
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18 United States African Single Bi-sexual 157 Used a hair brush handle
Decent with a condom on it like a
dildo, and used and electric
toothbrush
36 United States Caucasian Married Straight 170 A huge dildo and a penis at
the same time
36 United States Caucasian Married Straight 170 Let the dog lick it
43 United States Caucasian married Straight 168 When I was young, I started
to examine my vagina and
explore. I thought it was
strange to have a clit that
protruded from in-between
the lips, so every night for
about a week I would scotch
tape my lips together so
that clit would be hidden
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43 United States Caucasian Single Straight 163 Was made into a banana
split holder once... Had 2
bananas inserted with ice
cream on top then the
nozzle of a whipped cream
can was inserted and I was
filled all the way up!
49 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 165 Keep a remote vibe egg
inside some days
18 United States Caucasian Single bisexual 147 Folded it, twisted it, pulled
it, rubbed it against the
floor, pressed a hand-held
mirror against it, insert
tissue paper into it, inserted
my fingers into it from night
till morning
26 United States African Single Straight 170 I have stuck a light bulb in it
Decent
23 United States Caucasian Single Lesbian 165 Coke bottle, carrots,
screwdrivers, dildos, my
girlfriend’s fist, and apples.
51 United States Caucasian Married Bi-sexual 157 Fisting
19 United States Hispanic Single Straight 163 I inserted a hair brush and
could not get it come out
18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 155 Rubbed a pinecone on it.
39 United States African Married Straight 168 Put a bobby pin on it to help
Decent stretch it
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18 United States Caucasian Single Straight 155 I have put clamps on them,
suction cups (like from a
snakebite kit), strung thick
rope between the lips as
part of a shibari (rope
bondage) harness.
18 United States Caucasian Single Bi-sexual 160 leave a dildo in it while I
went to school wearing a
dress
46 United States Caucasian Married Bi-sexual 155 Stood over small tree at 4
inches diameter after it was
cut of at 3 feet from the
ground and squatted on it.
19 United States Caucasian Single Straight 165 One time I inserted a big red
dildo with sperm all over it
into my pussy it felt so
good.
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27 United States Hispanic Single Straight 170 This one time at band camp
I lost my flute in my cooter
and tried to fish it out with a
crowbar
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