Little Red Riding Hood

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Red Riding Hood: -Hi everybody, my name is Aicha, but everyone calls me Red Riding Hood, I've no idea
why..Anyway..I’m here today to tell you my story,but first of all,I’m going to introduce myself: Like I sad I’m Red
Riding Hood and, my life is pretty cool, almost fairy tale like: I live in a house, in a small village where everyone is
super friendly, and nothing bad ever happens…Well, there is that time in the market when I had to talk with cookies,
and that was really a bad day, but other than that, everything is thumbs up, all the time…I'm pretty much a friend
with everyone I know, but my very best friend of all time is my grandma, she's the sweetest and most amazing lady
you'll ever meet, we do like everything together: We bake, we take care of animals, we watch TV, we play football,
we travel, and we just hang out and tell stories and Bla Bla Bla…so, anyway..LET'S GET INTO THE STORY..It all started
when I got a call…

(The phone rings)

Red Riding Hood: -Hello!

The Grandma: -Hello, little Red! It's grandma..aaah-choo!!

Red Riding Hood: -Oh grandma!! Are you sick?!?

The Grandma: -I think so: My head is achy, my belly hurts, I've got chills, and I can't get out of bed..

Red Riding Hood: -OH NO!! That's Terrible! Don’t worry, I'll be right over with soup, juice, cookies, medicine, and
ice cream..yup! ice cream is essential when you're sick…So, what do you think?

The Grandma: -That sounds great, but don’t be late okey?

Red Riding Hood: -Okey! Promise! See you…So, we need: soup, juice, cookies, medicine…

(The mother enter)

The mother: -What the heck are you doing?!?

Red Riding Hood: -I’m going to my grandma’s house, she’s really sick!

The mother: -Sick! Again!

Red Riding Hood: -Yeah!

The mother: -mmm..Wait, Wait..What Is This? My cookies? My mug of juice? My ice cream? You’re not taking this
with you!!

Red Riding Hood: -No, stop being greedy and selfish, you’re mother, YOU’RE MOTHER is sick, she’s going to die,
and you’re just thinking about your stomach?!? That’s…I don’t know what to call it!! You’re unbelievable! you know?

The mother: -All right! Fine! But remember: DON’T TAKE THE SHORT PATH, IT’S DANGEROUS!!

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Red Riding Hood: -mm..”don’t take the short path, it’s dangerous” Great advice from mother of the year...And
I’ll take the short path by the way!

The mother: -What did-you say?

Red Riding Hood: -nothing, I'm all packed up..To grandma's house we go…Tra Lala Lala ..Over the river and
through the woods to grandma's house we go …Tra Lala Lala… aaah-choo!! Oh No! Am I getting sick too? Aah aaah
aah-Chooooo

The Wolf: -AAOOOOOOUUUUUUU!

Red Riding Hood: -Was that a dog?!? I'm allergic to dogs..that must be why I'mmm aaah-choo!! I better hurry up,
and get to grandma's house..

(The wolf appears)

The Wolf: -HELLO!!

Red Riding Hood: -AHHH!! A Talking Dog?!?

The Wolf: -NO! I'm a WOLF!!

Red Riding Hood: -OH! I beg your pardon talking wolf..WAIT!! A WOLF?!? Too Scary!!

The Wolf: -Don't be afraid! I'm a Nice Wolf..

Red Riding Hood: -OKAY! Could there be such a thing as a Nice Wolf?? I'm not so sure aaah-choo!!

The Wolf: -Bless you!

Red Riding Hood: -Thanks! I think I'm a little bit allergic to you!

The Wolf: -Oh No!! Well, then I'll leave you, but, could you give some of your food for a poor old wolf?? I'm
Hungry!!

Red Riding Hood: -Well, this stuff is for my grandma, she's sick, and I'm going to her house now..

The Wolf: -Is That Right?!? Well, I CANT LET YOU DO THAT!!

Red Riding Hood: -YOU CAN'T ?!?

The Wolf: -No! I Insist, you must pick some flowers first

Red Riding Hood: -Oh! Pick some flowers?

The Wolf: -Yes, that will makes your grandma happy..Oh! Do you know any jokes?

Red Riding Hood: - Jokes?!?

The Wolf: -YES! Laughter is the best medicine, you absolutely must tell her some jokes

Red Riding Hood: -That's not a bad idea, I'll bring her some flowers and tell her some jokes, and she'll be better
in no time..So, do you know any jokes?

The Wolf: -Oh! Certainly: What do you call a lost wolf?

The Wolf: -Awarewolf… AHA HA HA HAAA...mmmm, haw about this one? Knock knock..

Red Riding Hood: -Who is there?

The Wolf: -Werewolf

Red Riding Hood: -Werewolf who?

The Wolf: -Werewolf I find in bathroom… AHA HA HA HAAA...mmmm, haw about this one? What did he won't say
when someone stepped on his foot?

Red Riding Hood: -What?

The Wolf: - AAOOOOOOUUUUUUU!

Red Riding Hood: -Mmmm, this is so great, thanks

The Wolf: -My pleasure..Goodbye!

Red Riding Hood: -Byyye

(The wolf goes)

Red Riding Hood: -mmm, he seems nice enough, right?!? I don't know, well, see you! Tra la la la, I’ll pick some
flowers to my grandma…

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The Grandma: -Ah Ah Ah..Oh God! I'm so tired, and so sick..Ah Ah, where are you Little Red? I'm going to Diiiiiiie!!

(The wolf knocks on the door)

The Wolf: -Ehem Ehem..Grandmaaa, It's meee, little Red, and I'm not here to eat you, so open the door please!

The Grandma: -Oh thank goodness! Come in dear, the door is open

(The wolf enter)

The Wolf: -Niaha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!

The Grandma: -Nooooooooooooooooooooooo…

(The wolf eats the grandma, wears her clothes, and stretch on her bed)

The Wolf: - Niaha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!

(Red Riding Hood appears)

Red Riding Hood: -Ahhh! Grandma will love these flowers…They're so pretty! Hey Grandma I'm here..Who the
hell are you?
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The Wolf: -Why? Your Grandma of course

Red Riding Hood: -All right fine I guess we're doing this…My Grandma! what big eyes you have!

The Wolf: -All the better to see you with my dear

Red Riding Hood: -My Grandma what big..you know I'm sorry I can't..I can't do this..but, I'm not an idiot..my
Grandma is a human woman..How this ever a scene?!?

The Wolf: -All right fine, yes it's me, the wolf

Red Riding Hood: -Must we do this?!? it's insulting

The Wolf: -I don't know why you're complaining! I'm the one who's about to get violently Killed by the woodsman

Red Riding Hood: -What woodsman?

(The woodsman enter, kills the wolf, and leaves)

Red Riding Hood: -You know? I'm not sure if that's our hero or just a psycho going house-to-house murdering
people

(The woodsman kills a neighbor)

Red Riding Hood: -I think we..I think we should call somebody..

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The story teller: -Everyone has heard the tale of Little Red Riding Hood..We know how she met the big bad wolf
in the woods on her way to Grandma's house..We know how the wolf got to grandma's house first and disguised
himself as Grandma.."What big eyes you have!" and "what big teeth you have!" and bla bla bla, rescued by the
woodsman at the last minute..etc, etc…We've all heard that story! But, here's how Little Red Riding Hood should
have ended...

Red Riding Hood: - Over the river and through the woods to grandma's house we go …Tra Lala Lala..

The Wolf: -Pardon me little girl, but, I noticed that you're walking alone through this dark and scary forest

Red Riding Hood: -Yeah?

The Wolf: -Where are you going with that delicious smelling basket of goodies?!?

The story teller: -Little Red Riding Hood knew how crafty and dangerous wolves can be, so she came up with a
very clever plan

Red Riding Hood: -I'm going to..my Grandma's house..it's down the path..in that direction..but I can't stay and
chat..my poor, sick, feeble, dying grandmother is waiting for me, right down the end of that path..that way..YEP!!

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The Wolf: -How Delicious of you, I mean, how dedicated of you!! But, why don't you pick some wonderful and
beautiful flowers for your Grandma as you go?!? There are MANY flowers just, slightly off the path!

Red Riding Hood: -Oh! So you think I should BEAR slightly off the path to pick flowers?

The Wolf: -Yeeees

Red Riding Hood: -Well thank you, I'll be sure to BEAR that in mind

The Wolf: -Please do! I'm sure your Grandma will be VERY surprised.. Niaha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!

Red Riding Hood: -Thank you so much for BEARing with me, as I BEAR this basket onto my Grandma's house, and
help her BEAR her sickness, that she can barely BEAR! Hi hi hi hi hi!!

The Wolf: -What's funny?

Red Riding Hood: -Nothing! Off I go! La la la la..

The Wolf: -Yeeees..Now let's eat the grandma! Niaha ha ha ha haaaaaaa! Sucker!!

Red Riding Hood: -Hi hi hi! sucker!!

The story teller: -After making sure that the big bad wolf took the wrong path, Little Red Riding Hood went
happily to her Grandma's house and tell her about her plan...

(In the Grandma's house)

The Grandma: -Ho ho ho ho Myyy!! Bad directions! That's clever! But I wonder..What if that wolf knew haw to
get here?!?

(The wolf suddenly enter)

The Wolf: -Hello Granny!! Wait..you're not Grandma! Oh heh, Goodness, heh...What Big Teeth You Have!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

(the Bear runs after the wolf)

Red Riding Hood: -I don't think we'll need to worry about him anymore! More cookies?

The Grandma: -Please!

The story teller: -And Little Red riding Hood happily enjoyed cookies with her grandmother, who got well soon
after, all because Red Riding Hood was a smart girl who knew that wolves were dangerous and can't be trusted…The
Moral? Always Give Wolves Bad Directions..Always!..THE END