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[INAUDIBLE DlALOGUE]

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[TYRES SCREECH]

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Excuse me, ma'am.
Wendy Beamish and William Hicks.
They were in a car accident.

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See the officer about that.
Good evening, officer.

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I'm Alec Newbary with
Congressman Langston's
office.

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If l can be
of any assistance...

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OFFlCER: Congressman who?
ALEC: Langston.

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MAN:
Clear, please.

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They're dead, aren't they?

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WOMAN: Hi, you guys.
Wendy.

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Wendy. You okay?
I'm fine.
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I'm fine.

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The car my dad got me
for graduation is totalled.

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Go find Billy.
See if you can sober him up.

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He almost killed you,
destroys your car,
and you're paying?

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Jules, please.

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Is that your date?
No. That is.

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[LAUGHS]

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[SAXOPHONE PLAYlNG]

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We're dealing with
a first-time offender here,
officer.

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Now, since Miss Beamish doesn't
wanna press charges, what do
you say we let this one slide?

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Forget it, counsellor.

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I wouldn't strike a match
near his blood.
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Hey.

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OFFlCER: Okay, you're under arrest.
Watch the sax.

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Do you believe in premarital sax?

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[LAUGHS]

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May I assume
the accident
left you injury-free?

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Billy, four months
after graduation

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and you're still acting like
every night's a frat party.

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Aren't you even
a little bit concerned
about Wendy?

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How bad is it?
Severe.

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She might have finally exceeded
the limit on her father's Visa.

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Ba-dum-bum.

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You're being arrested
for drunk driving.

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Drunk, definitely. I don't know
if you can call it driving.

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Are you okay?
I'm fine.

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I'm sorry, Wendy.

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We'll be right behind you.

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JULES:
Alec, l've got a lot of cash.

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KlRBY:
Dale?

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Dale Biberman.

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You don't remember me, do you?
I do, but l'm trying to place--

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Kirby Keger.

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You were a senior
when l started
Georgetown.

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Right. Kirby.
How are you?

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I graduated.
I always knew you would.

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And l'm a lawyer.
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Well, l mean, l'm a waiter
studying to become a lawyer.

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Dale Biberman. I cannot believe it.
Still like Woody Allen movies?

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[MAN SPEAKlNG INDlSTlNCTLY]

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I've gotta go.
Nice seeing you.

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[JOHN PARR'S
"ST. ELMO'S FIRE
(MAN IN MOTlON)" PLAYING]

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Don't you worry.
Everything's gonna be all right.

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Hey, thanks for bailing me out.
Again.

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When are you two
gonna get a new car,

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one that truly expresses your lifestyle
as the perfect couple?

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Not everyone got recruited out of
school into international banking,
moneybags.

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Besides, my mom and dad
gave me the car. I think
I was conceived in the back seat.

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It's still sticky.

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Oh, God.
Wait till my father hears
the car is totalled.

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[JOHN PARR'S "ST. ELMO'S FIRE
(MAN IN MOTlON)"
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]

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Wally, you let undergraduate
punks sit at our table?

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Relax. Only been there for 1 0 minutes.
We've been here four years!

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Kirbo, come here.
where have you been?

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You leave at the busiest time
of the night. Where'd you go?

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KlRBY: To the hospital, Wally.
WALLY: What?

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To the hospital.
What, are you sick?

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No, it was an emergency.

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You could have at least
told me you were leaving.

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What are you gonna do,
fire me?
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No, I fired you last Tuesday.

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Blinding white light.
Skid.

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Tree.

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Impact. l was out of hand!
It was a metaphysical
precision collision.

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Wow.

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Was it beautiful
for you too, Wendy?

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Somebody get me a screwdriver.
And a hammer.

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Huh-huh-huh.

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Of course, you do know what it
means to have a suspended licence
for drunk driving on your record?

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Yeah, it means
I'll never be a cop in D.C.

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Wally!

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Hi, Wal.
KlRBY: Betrayed.

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So you're not angry?
No, I'm not angry.

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Never trust a woman
who says she isn't angry.

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Tell me about it.
I'm not angry.

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You're the one who's
so angry these days.

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I thought writing for the paper
would make you happy.

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Maybe you should call your wife.
KEVIN: l'll tell you something, Jules.

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Writing obituaries isn't writing.
All my characters die in the end.

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I'd like to write something about
the meaning of life for a change,
you know?

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You'll get a chance, Kevin.
Don't hold your breath.

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ALEC: Tommy.
LESLIE: Who's that?

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Tommy Bancroft.
Senator Hodges' key guy.
I want you to meet him.

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And to be impressive.
Oh, yes, sir.
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The meaning of life,
Kevin, is fun, good times,

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a little H-U-M-O-R.

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Don't you enjoy anything
anymore? Like girls?

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I enjoy being afraid of Russia.
It's a harmless fear,
but it makes America feel better.

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Russia gets an inflated
sense of national worth
from our paranoia.

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How's that?
Good.

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Good. I have to check in
with the death squad now.

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Did you see her at the hospital?
Who?

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Dale Biberman.
Who?

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No, I said I'm sorry
I woke the baby.

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Well, l kind of got
in an accident.

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I know I don't have
any insurance.
Just stop shouting.

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I need the phone.

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BlLLY: You gonna ask if l'm okay?
KEVIN: Give me the phone.

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Kevin's here. He says
he wants to say hello.

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Hi, Felicia.
How you doing?

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Me? Oh, you know,
it ain't easy being me.

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Will you both give Billy a break?
He lost his job today.

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Poor thing.

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He lost the job Alec got for him?
Yeah.

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Did you give him any money?
A little.

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Wendy!

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I thought you were gonna definitely
take steps to cut out everything
that wasn't working in your life.

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Doesn't leave much.

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I better break this to Alec gently.

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WOMAN 1 : Hi, Leslie.
WOMAN 2: Hi, Les, how you doing?

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You know this thing
with you and Billy is
way too destructive.

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Life in the fat lane.
Wendy, you're not fat.

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My thighs are fat.
No diet works.

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Only way to lose weight
in your thighs is amputation.

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What you need to amputate
is Billy the Kid.

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I know.
I know, but I can't.

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I don't get it.
Me neither.

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How about we cut out of here?

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Well, yeah, but I came
with some girlfriends.

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Look, this face seats five.
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Excuse me.

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Could l see you
in the men's room, please?

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Sure. Wait,
it'll just be a second.

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LESLIE:
Alec. Alec!

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Excuse me.

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What?
Step into my office.

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A little pick-me-up?

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All right.

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ALEC:
Why didn't you tell me
you lost another job?

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For some insane reason,
I thought you might take it badly.

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Don't drown him. He's a father.
ALEC: That's right. You're a father.

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When are you
gonna grow up?

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Oh, like this is real mature, Al.
I just get angry

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because you're putting
so much pressure
on the rest of us.

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Working for Sen. Pomerantz
wasn't for me.

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Oh, l'm so sorry.
It's all right. The wet look is in.

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Asshole.
That's Mr. Asshole to you.

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[GRUNTlNG]

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KlRBY:
How come they put ice in urinals?

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KEVIN: Tastes better.
KlRBY: Ba-dum-bum.

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[TODD SMALLWOOD'S
"GIVE HER A LITTLE DROP MORE"
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]

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[SINGING
"GIVE HER A LITTLE DROP MORE"]

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If we could find the money, it would
be better to get a longer sofa.

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Tommy Bancroft said I could work
on the weekends for Hodges.
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It's a step up.

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Isn't Hodges a Republican?
Oh, my God. You're right.

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Whatever happened to
that Alec Newbary political
conviction l fell in love with?

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Well, working for a Republican
senator pays a lot more

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than working for
a Democratic congressman.

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We could get the longer sofa,
and we could get married.

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Married? We just moved in together.
I know. It's great, isn't it?

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We're not ready yet.
Oh, l am ready.

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You're always ready.

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I'm gonna get you a red,
lacy baby doll nightgown.

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Alec, l'm very happy
in your old pyjamas,
thank you very much.

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I'm happy when you're
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thank you very much.

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Oh, come on.
You don't need that thing.

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We're getting married soon,
let's take a chance,
play some Russian roulette.

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And guess who has to
carry the bullet around
for nine months?

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Senator Hodges?

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Right.

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[KNOCKlNG]

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BOTH:
Jules.

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JULES:
So this scuzzy
welfare hospital calls me.

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Remember my father's
second wife? My step-monster?

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The one who used to
lock you in the closet
every time you cried?

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Yeah. She gambled away
all the money she got
out of my father,

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is on her deathbed
and puts me down
as her next of kin.

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What about your father?

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Oh, he's in South Africa
somewhere with his new wife.

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Who, it turns out,
is just three years
older than I am.

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If l don't get in touch with him,
guess who's gonna be stuck
paying for this old witch's funeral.

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Is there some insane
irony to this or what?

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LESLIE:
Thanks, Alec.

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Alec is becoming a Republican,
and he wants to get married.
Oh, my God.

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I always knew he was a Republican.
What should l do?

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I think you should have another shot.
I think so too.

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Besides, you two were the couple
always most likely to couple,
and don't you forget it.

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Yes, l'm sure your father will
take care of everything.

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Yes, just like he takes care
of everything else.

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You're always
coming to my rescue.
What can I say?

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Far be it from me to come
between two old roommates.

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Good night.

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Good night.
Thanks, guys.

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ALEC:
How do you feel about
box springs?

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[LESLIE AND ALEC
SPEAKING lNDISTINCTLY]

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[ARETHA FRANKLlN'S "RESPECT"
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]

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[SINGING "RESPECT"]

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[DOOR CLOSES]

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Quick, what's the meaning of life?
Dale Biberman.

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Who?

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Dale Biberman. Didn't you
see her at the hospital tonight?

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She's the girl that l was
madly in love with
when we were freshmen.

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Okay, okay. She's about
yea tall. Long, dark hair,
beautiful face.

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Okay, okay. Remember that
big fountain? The one
on main campus that says:

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"Knowledge, Art, Religion, Life"?

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The day that we were
walking past that, she was
sitting on the "Life" side,

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and she just smiled at me.

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What are you talking about?
You took her to one movie.

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Kevin, there are
several quintessential
moments in a man's life:

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Losing his virginity,
getting married, becoming a father,

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and having
the right girl smile at you.

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I'm not gonna live through another
year of finding your poorly written,

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unmailed love-scratchings
around this house.

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Zing. I have
her hospital schedule.

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It's true love, my friend.
Love. You know what love is?

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Love is an illusion created
by lawyer types like yourself
to perpetuate

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another illusion called marriage,

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to create the reality of divorce
and the illusionary need
for divorce lawyers.

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[THUDDlNG]

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I just can't deal with
the little missis. Can I crash?

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You know, there are more people
in law school right now

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than there are lawyers
on the entire planet.
Think about that.

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You're just pissed off
and bitter because you have
not had sex in how long?

228
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,505
What is it, a year, maybe
two years? Refresh my
memory, please, Kevin.

229
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,048
Haven't you ever heard
of the sexual revolution?

230
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,426
Who won, huh? Nobody.

231
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:31,054
Used to be sex was the only
free thing. No longer.
Alimony. Palimony.

232
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:35,392
It's all financial, love's an illusion.
It's the only illusion that counts.

233
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,477
KEVIN: Says who?
Anyone who's ever been in love.

234
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,981
Love sucks.
So does your attitude.

235
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,691
Huh-huh-huh.

236
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,278
[DAVlD FOSTER'S
"LOVE THEME FROM
ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG]

237
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:58,707
Thank you.
238
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:04,796
What are we gonna do with you?
You should've bought the red dress.
Red drives men wild.

239
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,798
Hi, beautiful.
Like Porsches?

240
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,217
Wow.
See?

241
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,386
I have a madman
in my life already.

242
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,847
[CHATTERING]

243
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:21,021
It's good, huh? It's interesting.
I forgot to spin at the end.

244
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,107
All right, l'll see you in a bit.

245
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,525
[HORN HONKlNG]

246
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,736
MAN:
Hey, Jules.
How about a lift?

247
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,030
Hi.
Hi.

248
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,491
Hi, baby.
WENDY: Missed you.

249
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,034
How'd you do?
250
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:38,747
Well, thanks to Alec,
I am now an
official pollster.

251
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,959
JULES:
Who wants to suck back a few
bloody marys at St. Elmo's, on me?

252
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,419
[CHEERlNG]

253
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,421
No. I have to
get back to work.

254
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,423
Since when do you
work on Saturdays?

255
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:52,511
Since he started volunteer
moonlighting for Senator Hodges.

256
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,933
What the hell is
the three-year president of
Georgetown's Young Democrats

257
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,227
doing working
for a Republican now?

258
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,729
Moving up, Kirbo.

259
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,398
Ooh!

260
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,735
KEVIN: Let's get trashed anyway!
ALEC: For a change.

261
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,320
ALL:
Huh-huh-huh.
262
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,489
[ALL GRUNTING]

263
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,911
JULES:
You haven't been here
since you helped me move in.

264
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:21,915
KEVIN:
Oh, did you move in too?
I only remember 800 pairs of shoes.

265
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,084
Ba-dum-bum.

266
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:31,133
So what do you think?
Very, uh, subtle.

267
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,802
And very pink.

268
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:40,100
Jules, where are you getting
the money for all this?

269
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,310
JULES:
Why do you think God
invented credit?

270
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,604
For fabulous people like me.

271
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:48,191
Would you fix us a drink?
Yeah.

272
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:52,571
Kev, l knew you'd like it.
You have such sensitivity.

273
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:58,160
Oh, by the way, I want you
to meet my decorator, Ron.
274
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:01,913
He's so fabulous,
and he lives right
across the hall.

275
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,541
Ron?
Uh-huh.

276
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,002
Come sit down. Let's relax.

277
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:11,256
Jules, why do l feel like
I'm not here by accident?

278
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,512
I have been needing to talk to you.

279
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,557
Sounds like one of
our infamous conversations
is coming.

280
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:24,311
Like when you met my parents
and decided l was adopted.
Remember that?

281
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:27,731
I still think your mother's
hiding something from you.

282
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:33,361
Kevin, I'm curious.
Mm.

283
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:37,449
You know all those nights
we stayed up talking?

284
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,327
How come you never made
a pass at me?

285
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:47,584
What?
Don't you find me attractive?

286
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:53,757
Do you know you're
the only guy at school who
never made a pass at me?

287
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,218
Well, if you notice,
I never joined the Army either.

288
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,928
Kev, you've got a problem.

289
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,389
You're gay, and you're
madly in love with Alec.

290
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,018
I see.

291
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,896
It's okay. We all love Alec.
He's our hero.

292
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,399
But he's very, very straight.
And very taken.

293
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:16,446
Jules, there's the brink
of insanity, and then
there is the abyss

294
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,574
which, obviously, you've fallen into.
Kev, there's nothing to be ashamed of.

295
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,869
Gay became chic in the '70s.
No, I'm not ashamed.

296
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,081
I am not gay.
And l am not staying.

297
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,666
Kevin!

298
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,461
Look at me in this robe.
Are you hard? No.

299
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:36,049
Let me just introduce you to Ron.
He's gay too, and he's so fabulous.

300
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,677
Ron, Kevin's here!
Kevin, wait, please.

301
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:42,055
I've seen enough pink for today,
thank you very much.

302
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:48,520
He's just not ready to face
reality yet. I'll get back to you.

303
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,021
Please.

304
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,126
Excuse me, sir,
we do not open until 1 1 .

305
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,752
That's cool. I'll wait.

306
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:18,842
Do you have a reservation?
For Keger. Party of two, 1 :00.

307
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,468
And l want this table.

308
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,763
I'd be very happy
to find a lovely table
for you and your guest,

309
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,057
but this is a table for four.
310
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,978
Well, then l'll pay double.

311
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,898
You could order a nice
Napa Valley chardonnay.

312
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:36,067
Or if she's really worth it,
you could get an import
to impress her.

313
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:39,779
Well, money's no object.
Really?

314
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,949
Then Montrachet or Meursault.

315
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,118
And make sure
you smell the cork.

316
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,412
So who is she?
Never mind.

317
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,663
[WOMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

318
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,498
Thank God it's payday!

319
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,377
Jules, you're advanced
on your salary by two months.

320
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:55,837
I have no cheque for you.

321
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,505
Thanks, Jules.
You're the greatest.
I owe you.

322
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,175
That's good because
I owe everyone else.

323
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,683
Judy, I have to pay for
my stepmother's funeral,
then I'll catch up.

324
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:12,187
I'm afraid you'll have to speak
with Forrester Davidson.

325
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,190
The president of the bank?

326
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,945
[WHlSTLES]

327
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,113
I'm sorry I'm late.
Hi.

328
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,199
Hi.

329
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,700
Thank you.

330
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,662
Have you been waiting long?
Just got here.

331
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,705
The food is great here.

332
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:35,377
Yes, and I'll be having
the alfalfa sprouts and
a plate of mashed yeast.

333
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,629
Are you vegetarian?

334
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:42,217
No, that's from Annie Hall.
The movie we saw together.
Don't you remember?

335
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,303
That's funny. I thought we went
to see a Mel Brooks movie.

336
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,389
No, no. It was Annie Hall.

337
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,352
Uh...

338
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,230
So...
MAN: Miss Biberman?

339
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:57,232
Yes?
Telephone.

340
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,442
DALE:
Thank you. Hello?

341
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:04,572
Yes, doctor, right away. I'm sorry.
I have to get back to the hospital.

342
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,866
I hope we can
do this again sometime.

343
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,076
When?

344
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,537
Why don't you give me a call?
I'm so sorry.

345
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,081
Great.

346
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,920
Listen, Kirbs, you're not really
gonna go to med school
just to impress this girl
347
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,922
with whom you have
a fleeting infatuation, are you?

348
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,384
It's not just infatuation,
Kevin, and she's not
just a girl.

349
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:29,222
She's the only evidence of God
that I can find on this entire planet,
with the exception of the mystical force

350
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:33,852
that removes one of my socks
from the dryer every time
I do the laundry.

351
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,063
Fluff and fold, buddy.

352
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:40,900
Soon as I make it really big,
I'm going fluff and fold.

353
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,068
Dreamer.

354
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,696
KlRBY:
I understand the fold,
but what's the fluff?

355
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,322
Fluff's what I write for the paper.

356
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,116
KlRBY:
Ba-dum-bum.

357
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:51,995
What am I doing wrong here?
Let me see.

358
00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,289
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

359
00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:01,463
Listen, Les, you think
my attachment
to Alec is unnatural?

360
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,965
No. I think mine is.

361
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:08,595
He tell you he wants to get married?
Four years ago, the day he met you.

362
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,055
But since he was
a Democrat then,

363
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,098
and now he's a Republican,
I'd say all bets are off.

364
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:13,600
[GASPS]

365
00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:16,311
God! How do most women
do this every night
of their lives

366
00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:19,147
and not go completely insane?
They are insane.

367
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:24,319
The whole thing:
Love, marriage, children,
relationships. It's all insane.

368
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:26,946
You're okay.
Thanks.

369
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:31,910
Did I tell you my perfect sister
and her perfect husband
are getting a perfect divorce?
370
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:36,414
I have the perfect solution:
Stay away from love.

371
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:38,500
I can't.

372
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,335
Kevin, you've been in love.

373
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,921
Doesn't Alec hate peppers?
Oh, come on.

374
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:47,675
You must have been in love
with someone, sometime.

375
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:48,843
Yeah, once.

376
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:55,600
Junior high. l played bongos
in this band, and I fell
in love with our lead singer.

377
00:23:55,768 --> 00:24:00,522
And she sang "We've Only Just
Begun" as sweet as Karen Carpenter.

378
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:05,276
So one night, I got really high
on this cheap malt liquor
and pledged my love to her.

379
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:10,031
Next day she ran off with
a bass player named Ringo.

380
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:13,868
So l turned in my bongos
for a battered Underwood typewriter.

381
00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:17,705
On which you'll type
your way to becoming one
of the most important
382
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,875
writers in America.

383
00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:23,211
KEVIN:
I wouldn't hold your breath.

384
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:27,549
I can't even organise
any of these thoughts
into anything for the paper.

385
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:31,469
Kevin, maybe you need
to stop thinking so much
and fall in love again.

386
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,887
Love sucks.

387
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,392
Hi, guys.
LESLIE: Hi.

388
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,687
Hey.
Rough day on the right wing, dear?

389
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:43,857
This is for me?

390
00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:52,031
Al...
ALEC: Try it on.

391
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,409
Kevin, stir the vegetables.

392
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,412
Right.

393
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:03,084
Leslie has to marry me soon.
Why? Are you pregnant?

394
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:06,421
What is your marriage hurry?
I'm gonna kill myself.

395
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:10,508
It's only peppers, Al.
I can't believe what l just did.

396
00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,760
I innocently go downtown
to buy the nightgown,

397
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:16,931
and this amazingly leggy blond
salesgirl offers to model it for me.

398
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:20,768
So we wind up doing it
standing up in the dressing room
in front of a three-way mirror.

399
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,437
So there were six of you.

400
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,355
Huh-huh-huh.

401
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,566
If Leslie would just marry me.

402
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,277
Marriage will make you faithful?
Yes.

403
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:33,448
I'm sorry, the notion of two people
spending their entire lives together
was invented by people

404
00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:36,618
who were lucky to make it to 20
without being eaten by dinosaurs.

405
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,453
Marriage is obsolete.

406
00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:42,081
Dinosaurs are obsolete.
Marriage is still around.

407
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:45,460
LESLIE:
Alec, come here.
This is obscene!

408
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,462
I love it.

409
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,090
Stir those vegetables.

410
00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:57,096
Don't look!
Don't look.

411
00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:01,476
Okay, ta-da!
Oh, come on.

412
00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:02,977
Alec. Ah!

413
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,148
Kevin--
I don't care.

414
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,400
LESLIE:
Get off of me!
He'll burn my vegetables!

415
00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:12,487
ALEC: No, he knows what he's doing.
LESLIE: No, he doesn't.

416
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,406
Get off of me!

417
00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:18,743
[BILLY SQUIER'S
"SHAKE DOWN"
PLAYlNG]

418
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,620
Look at this creep.

419
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,504
Hi, you want a date?

420
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:37,095
Hi, you want a date?
MAN: Maybe later, baby.

421
00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:43,476
How come you never
ask me if I want a date?

422
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:45,645
Because I thought you were gay.

423
00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:51,359
Why would you think l'm gay?

424
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:55,822
Because I never see you with a girl.
And you always look real strange.

425
00:26:56,490 --> 00:27:00,952
Well, for your information,
I happen to be in love with someone,
only they don't know it, okay?

426
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:06,624
Guess you wouldn't
understand about loving
someone from afar, huh?

427
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:11,504
Delaware's about as far
as l've ever been.

428
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:18,803
Is this person a he or a she?

429
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,893
It's a secret. I guess you
wouldn't understand
about that either, huh?

430
00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:30,523
Darling, lots of people
come to me for love,

431
00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:33,192
and it's a secret.

432
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:37,989
Yeah.

433
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,450
Come back here.

434
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:45,663
This secret of yours, is it
a little one or a big one?

435
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:50,084
Hey, you want a date?

436
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,587
[PHONE RINGING]

437
00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:03,306
Alec Newbary.

438
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:07,769
Hi, Alec. It's Jules.
I'm over at the Van Buren Hotel.

439
00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:11,105
What time is it?
I don't know.

440
00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:14,108
Listen, l'm with
these Arabs, and they've
been forcing me to do coke

441
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:18,905
all night. And l'm not sure,
because l don't understand
very much Arabic,

442
00:28:19,073 --> 00:28:21,407
but I think I heard
the words for "gangbang."

443
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,618
Alec, you gotta come get me.

444
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:27,121
Please?
I'm in the Potomac Suite.

445
00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:32,210
Alec, you should be sainted.
No, then I'd have to wear underwear.

446
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:35,421
I love you.
Then marry me.

447
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:45,640
[ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG
OVER SPEAKERS]

448
00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:49,143
MAN: Yes, who is it?
Open the door!

449
00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:56,150
Alec, what are you
doing here?

450
00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:02,907
They hardly impressed me
as the gang-bang type.

451
00:29:03,117 --> 00:29:06,786
How much coke did you do?
I don't know. They have barrels full.

452
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:11,416
You know, Jules, sometimes
I think you just make
these dramas up to test me.

453
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,170
Why don't you come over
for a while?

454
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:18,798
No, I have to be
at work in the morning.
455
00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:20,550
Come on.

456
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,260
No.

457
00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,222
Well, l don't want to be alone.

458
00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:33,020
Who are you calling?
A systems analyst.

459
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:37,692
A very hot Jewish guy.
You the new Mideast ambassador?

460
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:39,944
It's really late.
Let me drive you home.

461
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,029
And waste all this good coke?

462
00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:45,533
Hi.

463
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:48,119
It's Jules. Did I wake you?

464
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:54,667
Our real purpose is to
get you off welfare and train
you in a skilled profession.

465
00:29:54,877 --> 00:29:57,295
Now, do you have any interest
in the janitorial field?

466
00:29:57,504 --> 00:30:00,381
Just give me my cheque.

467
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:04,427
There are some educational--
Just give me my cheque.
468
00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:06,846
Okay.

469
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:12,477
You know, you get
yourself some hot clothes,
and get yourself a man

470
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:16,189
and you won't be worrying
about all this shit.

471
00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:34,790
Welfare recipients are
getting better looking.

472
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:40,046
Do you ever feel like you're not
accomplishing anything all?

473
00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:44,091
I think I'm in touch
with that emotion.

474
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:46,052
Let's get a drink.

475
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:49,889
Okay.

476
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,935
Billy, how come you're not at work?

477
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:57,855
[GROANS, THEN LAUGHS]

478
00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:05,530
MAN:
And this is our first store,
built in 1 953.

479
00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:08,783
We now have 24 Card-a-terias,

480
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:13,746
the largest greeting-cards
franchise in the East.

481
00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:16,290
What line are you in?

482
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:18,793
Munitions.

483
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,755
Please don't bring up
moving out tonight.

484
00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:25,925
He'll have a heart attack
in front of your boyfriend.

485
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:27,718
He's not
my boyfriend.

486
00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:30,763
Well, then, there's
a nice young guy
working for us now.

487
00:31:30,973 --> 00:31:33,558
Howie Krantz.
Libby, please.

488
00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:37,979
Candace, do just like grandmother
did. Right in the middle, right in
the centre of the plate, neatly.

489
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,647
Mom, you look beautiful.

490
00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:42,775
I'm fat, I'm thin.
I'm fat, I'm thin.
I'm blond, I'm brunette.

491
00:31:42,985 --> 00:31:47,613
Well, look at it this way.
You always wanted to look like
Elizabeth Taylor, and now you do.

492
00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:50,449
What do you think?
Is the roast big enough?

493
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:57,415
There are certain words
my mother finds too horrible to
utter so she whispers them.

494
00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,166
You'll get used to it.

495
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,669
Did you hear about
Betty Rothberg?

496
00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:02,962
[WHlSPERS]
Cancer.

497
00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,171
WOMAN 1 :
Oh, how awful.

498
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:06,966
MAN:
Say, Bill, the day
I married Rachael,

499
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:11,470
I got three Card-a-terias.
I just bought a new BMW.

500
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,014
WOMAN 2:
How great!

501
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:16,726
I was talking to Betty's
daughter. She moved into
the new neighbourhood.

502
00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:20,479
Only six Jewish families.
But very wealthy.

503
00:32:23,025 --> 00:32:26,319
Are you in the card game too?
Six franchises.

504
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:30,823
Where did you meet Wendy again?
[WHlSPERS] Prison.

505
00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:31,991
[LAUGHS]

506
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:33,492
WOMAN 1 :
What did he say?

507
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,703
Is $200 enough?

508
00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:40,333
$200 is more than enough.
Thank you, Dad. Thanks.

509
00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:45,379
If you would get married and
ran a franchise like your sisters,
you wouldn't have to borrow money.

510
00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:48,382
I have a job with
the Department
of Human Services.

511
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:52,053
That isn't a job.
It's just killing time
until you get married.

512
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,263
Thank you.
I'm very committed.

513
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:57,224
Daddy, l think l should
get my own apartment.

514
00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:58,893
Grandpa! Grandpa!

515
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,479
Billy's on the roof!
What?

516
00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:05,149
MR. BEAMlSH:
Wait a minute. Wait, wait.

517
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:13,658
[HUMMlNG]

518
00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:19,914
This is so great!

519
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:23,918
All the years we lived here,
no one ever did this.

520
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,754
I used to do it all the time.

521
00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:31,884
At the frat house, I'd crawl
right out of Alec's window
on the roof with my horn.

522
00:33:32,094 --> 00:33:33,719
MRS. BEAMISH:
This is ridiculous!

523
00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:38,099
My God! Wendy's up there too!
MR. BEAMlSH: Come on down here!

524
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,267
I knew it the minute
he came in the door.

525
00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:41,894
[WHlSPERS]
Drugs!

526
00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:43,896
RACHAEL:
Should we call the police
or the fire department?

527
00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:46,732
MRS. BEAMISH:
Maybe we should let
Wendy handle it.

528
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:52,780
You miss school, don't you?

529
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:55,616
Yeah.

530
00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:01,080
You know, school was
pretty out of hand.

531
00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:12,299
In everyday life, there's just
no way to be out of hand.

532
00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:14,802
You gotta be so...

533
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:21,726
You know, if it ever
got to be too much...

534
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:26,939
Like just...too much.

535
00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,735
Oh, God.

536
00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:35,781
Well, that's out of hand.

537
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:39,493
[DAVlD FOSTER'S
"LOVE THEME FROM
ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG]

538
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:43,622
Don't you ever think about it?
Not while I'm still a virgin.

539
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:51,088
Why didn't you
ever tell me that before?
540
00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:52,339
I don't know.

541
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:57,178
Come on. All those
guys you went out with--

542
00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:58,512
Stuey Newman?

543
00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,515
Oh, please.

544
00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:05,686
Would you do it with
Stuey Newman? Well?

545
00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:23,621
[IMITATES BUGS BUNNY]
Be very quiet.
I'm hunting rabbit.

546
00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,831
[LAUGHS]

547
00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:41,180
Nice.

548
00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:54,318
I'm sorry.

549
00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:56,987
Peace.
I'm sorry.

550
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,538
What the hell is that?

551
00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:11,210
It's your scuba suit.

552
00:36:17,259 --> 00:36:21,095
Wendy, I'm really sorry.
You're allowed to have fun
when you're screwing.
553
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:26,183
Wend, I was--
I'm sorry.

554
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:31,021
I don't think we should
see each other anymore.

555
00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:32,273
What?

556
00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:37,903
There's your rent money.

557
00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:40,281
Wendy.

558
00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:45,452
Wendy?

559
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,832
[DAVlD FOSTER'S
"LOVE THEME FROM
ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG]

560
00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,874
[BAND PLAYING]

561
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:34,418
[CHATTERING]

562
00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:13,999
I want to meet the woman who's
turning Kirbo Keger into a doctor.

563
00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:17,044
I've been an amateur
gynecologist for years.

564
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:20,297
Hey, Billy is great.
He's unbelievable.

565
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,925
Leslie, did I tell you?
Oh, sorry!
566
00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:26,720
I went to see my boss. l thought
I was gonna get fired, but instead
the man took me to dinner.

567
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:29,264
Jules, you're not gonna
start bopping your boss.

568
00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:31,558
Too late. I'm gonna dance.
God!

569
00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:46,991
Do you have an extra key
to your apartment that
I can borrow tomorrow?

570
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,200
What for?

571
00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:52,204
The lingerie salesgirl
has been calling me
at the office.

572
00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:55,916
You gotta learn to say no, buddy.
As soon as Leslie says yes, l'll say no.

573
00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,209
Wendy.

574
00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:01,380
Hi. This is Howie Krantz.
Howie, Kevin Dolenz.

575
00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:03,173
How do you do?
Alec Newbary.

576
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,758
Alec. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

577
00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:06,427
Why don't you come
sit here at our table?

578
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:08,012
Oh, great.
That'd be great.

579
00:39:08,722 --> 00:39:12,349
Thought you weren't coming here.
We were just passing by.

580
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,770
I'm in the greeting-cards
business. l work for one of
Wendy's brother-in-laws.

581
00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:19,690
Humongous future in greeting cards.

582
00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,222
Ron!

583
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:04,318
Everybody, this is my friend
and decorator, Ron Dellasandro.

584
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:05,819
You remember Ron.

585
00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:07,654
ALEC: Hello, Ron.
LESLIE: Hi, Ron.

586
00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,990
Hi, Kevin.
Hi, Ron.

587
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,618
JULES:
And this is Wendy and Howie.

588
00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:19,249
Unbelievable.
What?

589
00:40:20,001 --> 00:40:22,503
So, what's wrong?
Billy's wife.

590
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:23,670
Who's she with?

591
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:47,528
Let's rock!

592
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,359
Hey!

593
00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:31,488
Hey, take your hands off my wife.

594
00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,407
Your wife?

595
00:41:33,575 --> 00:41:38,078
You're not married to me.
You're married to your friends
and the bar.

596
00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:42,624
I said, get your hands off my wife.

597
00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:44,918
Is he kidding?
ALEC: Billy.

598
00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:47,921
[CHATTERING]

599
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,722
Get him out of here!

600
00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,599
Yeah, get out of here,
Billy, you little shit!

601
00:41:58,766 --> 00:41:59,766
You're a shit!

602
00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:01,101
You're fired, Billy!

603
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:04,563
So are the rest of you.
Everybody out!

604
00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:10,235
He's bleeding.
Yes, l know. Come on.

605
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,780
Come on.
I just had my nose done!

606
00:42:14,741 --> 00:42:16,158
BlLLY:
Goddamn it!

607
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:19,870
I tell you, I just should've
had a vasectomy at birth.

608
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:24,374
I tell you something, if you ever
have boys, you just do them a favour
and get them neutered right away.

609
00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:27,628
Because if they knock up
some little slut, they're the ones
who are really fucked!

610
00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:30,631
Fucked for life!
I hate you, you little bitch!

611
00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:33,800
Listen, you stupid pig!

612
00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:37,137
Get off me!
Get off of me!

613
00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:39,973
ALEC:
Billy! Okay, Billy, come on!

614
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:46,647
Billy.
Felicia.
615
00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:54,488
[PEOPLE WHISTLING]

616
00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:00,994
You just go ahead with
your evening with Howie.

617
00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:04,665
Yes. No matter
what he looks like.

618
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,421
Happy Halloween.

619
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:15,008
[FEE WAYBILL'S
"SAVED MY LIFE"
PLAYlNG]

620
00:43:26,521 --> 00:43:28,814
Hi, secret love.

621
00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:33,277
Trick or treat?
Or tricks and treats?

622
00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:36,822
Hey, what would you say
the meaning of life is?

623
00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:40,701
You got 50 bucks?
I'll show you
the meaning of life.

624
00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:43,495
I don't pay for sex.
Oh, no?

625
00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:48,125
Oh. You think that
if you get a little wife

626
00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:52,671
or girlfriend that
you don't pay? You pay.
627
00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:56,466
Then you can never be sure
you're gonna get it. With Naomi--

628
00:43:56,718 --> 00:43:58,343
Naomi?
Yeah.

629
00:43:58,553 --> 00:44:01,388
You pay, and you get it.

630
00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:05,851
Ooh. You get it good.

631
00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:11,857
Food for thought.

632
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,529
I don't think l have
enough food to feed them.

633
00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:21,033
We'll have plenty.
We'll be fine.
There'll be enough.

634
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,576
Hi.
LESLIE: Hey.

635
00:44:22,744 --> 00:44:24,578
What are you
doing here?

636
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:27,748
We came to take you to lunch.
Le Petit Château, 1 :00.

637
00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:30,250
I can't leave here and go
to Le Petit Château.

638
00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:32,919
Ladies, please, have
a little perspective.
639
00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:35,047
Well, we could eat here.

640
00:44:35,256 --> 00:44:37,090
We could?
Yes.

641
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:38,508
It's nutritious.

642
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,886
Yes, it's an adventure.
WENDY: Grab a tray.

643
00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,721
JULES:
It is that.

644
00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:45,223
Take this.

645
00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:52,522
And for our entrée,
Campbell mushroom barley.
How chic.

646
00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:56,526
Hi, Myra. Meet my friends
Leslie and Jules. This is Myra.

647
00:44:56,778 --> 00:44:57,944
Hi, Myra.

648
00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,780
You need
some salad.

649
00:44:59,947 --> 00:45:01,448
How's Howie?

650
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:06,036
Oh, well, l wouldn't
say my father's
trying to bribe me,

651
00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:09,873
but he did offer me
a Chrysler LeBaron convertible
if l'd get engaged to Howie.

652
00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:13,210
Have you fucked him yet?
Jules! God!

653
00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:17,798
Listen, get the car, fuck him
and if you don't like it,
break the engagement.

654
00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:21,009
Then you can still fuck him.

655
00:45:21,594 --> 00:45:22,969
I'm sorry.
Not funny!

656
00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:24,554
Sorry. Thank you.

657
00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:33,647
Wendy, I don't want to
beat around the bush.

658
00:45:33,898 --> 00:45:37,150
We really came here
because we're both
worried about you.

659
00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:42,572
No, Jules, actually that
was a scam that Leslie
and l worked out

660
00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:44,908
because we're worried about you.

661
00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:47,953
Moi?

662
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,165
Okay.
So, what's up?

663
00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:55,168
We're worried about you
and this affair with your boss.

664
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:57,337
Forrester?

665
00:45:57,630 --> 00:46:00,841
Come on. He's wonderful.
Forrester is married.

666
00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:03,677
Leslie, this is the '80s.

667
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:07,848
I bop him for a few years,
get his job when he gets
his hands caught in the vault,

668
00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:10,142
become a legend,
do a black-mink ad,

669
00:46:10,309 --> 00:46:12,853
get caught in a sex scandal,
retire in massive disgrace,

670
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:17,524
write a huge bestseller and
become the fabulous host
of my own talk show.

671
00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:19,526
Well, silly of us to worry.

672
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:22,863
JULES:
It really is.
He's helped me so much.

673
00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:26,992
I mean, he's come up
with so many alternatives
for my step-monster's funeral.

674
00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:32,873
That's another thing.
You seem obsessed with
this woman's dying. lt's creepy.

675
00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:37,002
Well, it turns out cremation
is just as expensive as
the non-torch method.

676
00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:41,173
And if I don't come up
with a cheaper solution,
I'm gonna end up a bag lady.

677
00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:43,467
Of course,
I'll have alligator bags.

678
00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:50,390
Oh, no. Do you know what?
I've gotta go. l just remembered
I'm supposed to meet Forrester.

679
00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:53,059
Jules, you haven't even
touched your food.

680
00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:56,813
That's okay. l really didn't
want any. l'll talk to you guys later.
It's been a wonderful talk.

681
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:58,064
Nice meeting you, Myra.

682
00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:02,569
I'll talk to you guys later, okay?
Sorry. l have to go.

683
00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:08,700
Oh, God.
I told you.

684
00:47:09,744 --> 00:47:12,913
LESLIE:
Why is it that you
and Jules and my mother

685
00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:16,875
and everyone l know are so sure
I should marry Alec?

686
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:20,587
WENDY:
Well, if you and Alec don't
get married, l don't know who should.

687
00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:22,422
LESLIE:
I love Alec.

688
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:26,259
It's just scary to think of spending
my whole life with him.

689
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:29,930
Then again, it's scary to think
of life without him too.

690
00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:32,641
Men. Can't live with them,

691
00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:34,267
can't shoot them.
Can't shoot them.

692
00:47:34,435 --> 00:47:35,602
[BOTH LAUGH]

693
00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,440
Seen Billy?

694
00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:43,568
I was wondering how long
it was gonna take until
you asked me that.

695
00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:46,279
I know. It's like
stopping smoking.

696
00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:49,783
I go as long as I can,
and then l just gotta have a hit.

697
00:47:50,451 --> 00:47:53,286
Alec's got him working
for this Korean gangster,

698
00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:56,414
and l think actually Billy's
doing a really good job.

699
00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:57,958
Great.

700
00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,584
That's great.

701
00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:02,087
What? It's great.

702
00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:05,966
[FEE WAYBILL'S
"YOU'RE STILL LAUGHlNG"
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]

703
00:48:14,517 --> 00:48:16,142
[MUSlC STOPS]

704
00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,105
Kim...

705
00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:24,484
I thought you were
coming back on Thursday.

706
00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,820
[THUNDER RUMBLING]

707
00:48:34,287 --> 00:48:38,164
[RAINDROPS PATTERING]

708
00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:48,800
[♪♪♪]

709
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,230
[CAR HORN HONKING]

710
00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:21,124
Watch your step.

711
00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:23,561
[KIRBY BREATHlNG HEAVILY]

712
00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:28,191
MAN:
Excuse me, sir, do you have
an invitation?

713
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,365
Excuse me.

714
00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:43,707
Kirby!

715
00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:45,792
How are you?

716
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:51,965
I'm obsessed, thank you very much.
DALE: But you don't even know me.

717
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,885
I'm very average.
Full of flaws.

718
00:50:57,221 --> 00:51:00,932
I'm a slob. I can't even
make a bed straight.

719
00:51:04,270 --> 00:51:07,814
I steal People magazine
from my dentist's office.

720
00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:11,151
And look.

721
00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:14,487
I rarely take out the garbage.

722
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:17,949
Here's my roommate, Judith.
She hates me.

723
00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:20,160
I hate her.

724
00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:37,927
[INHALES]

725
00:51:46,771 --> 00:51:48,855
DALE:
And here's the worst of all.

726
00:51:50,024 --> 00:51:54,527
When I first decided to be
a doctor, I thought it was
because l wanted to serve people.

727
00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:56,196
But now, well,

728
00:51:56,447 --> 00:52:00,700
I'm starting to get this funny
feeling that what medicine's
really all about is money.

729
00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:06,956
Would you like some coffee?
It's money, isn't it?

730
00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:11,252
Yes, of course, that's
what you're trying to tell me.
It's because I don't have money.

731
00:52:11,712 --> 00:52:14,130
Thank you for being so honest.

732
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:17,217
Kirby!

733
00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:21,721
[DAVlD FOSTER'S
"LOVE THEME FROM
ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG]

734
00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:38,905
Get off! It's Billy Hicks, man!

735
00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:48,748
The man, the myth, the legend!
The one and only Billy the Kid!

736
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,255
[WHlSTLE BLOWS]

737
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,011
[YELLING lNDISTINCTLY]

738
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,769
Seems like old times,
huh, Billy-boy?

739
00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:11,104
Old times.

740
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:16,276
Troy, man, I was thinking

741
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:19,779
that maybe I could get
a job on campus

742
00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:23,449
with the students, you know.
The fraternity, coaching.
Anything.

743
00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:26,703
Oh, yeah.
We could use somebody
like you around here, Billy.

744
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,621
Really?
Yeah, we need somebody

745
00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:30,623
to get us some good drugs, man.

746
00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:33,793
Come on,
let's go play some ball.

747
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,470
What is that, your rattle?

748
00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:48,850
Hi, babe.
Hi.
749
00:53:51,604 --> 00:53:53,313
Remember Ray Slater?

750
00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:57,567
The guy l was going out
with before l met you?

751
00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,612
Well, he came by
to see me yesterday.

752
00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:03,656
He still wants to marry me.

753
00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:07,452
He said he'd take care
of me and Melody.

754
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:10,830
Don't you give up on me.

755
00:54:10,998 --> 00:54:12,916
We could probably
still get an annulment.

756
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,834
No!

757
00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:22,008
I'm gonna change.
I'm gonna get the right job.

758
00:54:23,844 --> 00:54:28,181
There's gonna be no more drinking.
And no more women.

759
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:42,862
You're not gonna believe
how out of hand it's gonna be.

760
00:54:43,364 --> 00:54:47,492
I work out of my house.
You must be available 24 hours a day.

761
00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:51,704
Complete discretion
and loyalty. $500 a week.

762
00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:53,831
I'm your man, Mr. Kim.

763
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:58,878
I must be able to trust you with
my house, my car, my private affairs.

764
00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:02,131
Look no further, Mr. Kim.
I'm your man.

765
00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:11,975
That's her. Now open the door.
WOMAN: Give me a break, will you?

766
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:17,063
Get out and open the door.
That's your job.

767
00:55:22,194 --> 00:55:25,405
Hi, Dale.
Kirby, what are you up to?

768
00:55:25,572 --> 00:55:29,242
Well, l was handpicked
as special attaché to
Mr. Kim Sung Ho.

769
00:55:29,535 --> 00:55:33,830
The famous Korean entrepreneur?
What about medical school?

770
00:55:34,415 --> 00:55:38,584
Foolish pipe dream, Dale.
I had to grab my huge financial
opportunities while I could.

771
00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:41,587
It's all about money, right, Dale?
Well, good luck.

772
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,591
Look, l'm throwing a little party
at Kim's house on Saturday night.
773
00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:47,510
I'd really like to see you there.

774
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:50,930
Thanks, Kirby. I'll try.
Good deal.

775
00:55:53,434 --> 00:55:56,894
Did you see her face?
She'll be there.

776
00:55:57,062 --> 00:56:01,441
Mr. Kim finds out you're having
a party at his house Saturday night,
you'll be out in the street.

777
00:56:01,734 --> 00:56:03,568
No way. He won't
be home until Sunday.

778
00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:07,071
Besides, there's an extra $1 00
for you to keep your mouth shut.

779
00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:09,323
Ooh.

780
00:56:10,743 --> 00:56:13,953
[JON ANDERSON'S "THIS TIME
IT WAS REALLY RIGHT"
PLAYlNG]

781
00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:20,460
So does this mean that
you're officially engaged?

782
00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:22,462
Uh, yeah.
No.

783
00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:25,214
It means l'm officially
thinking about it.

784
00:56:25,424 --> 00:56:29,761
What is this, Howie? Didn't you
think that women were always
dying to get married?

785
00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:31,471
Not to me.

786
00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,141
[JON ANDERSON'S "THIS TIME
IT WAS REALLY RIGHT"
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS]

787
00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:39,645
Oh, God, look at this.
You look great.

788
00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:42,815
So where's the beautiful
doctor we've all been
hearing so much about?

789
00:56:43,108 --> 00:56:44,650
She's on her way.
You are so wrong.

790
00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:48,196
College is like this four-year
delusion so you don't
have to deal with reality.

791
00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:49,655
Hi, Les, Wen.
WENDY: Hi.

792
00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:52,658
KEVIN: l mean,
you're like lambs waiting to be
slaughtered, you undergrads.

793
00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:58,414
I take it medical school is now out.
Absolutely. l am now a student of life.

794
00:57:02,044 --> 00:57:04,879
Hi.
Hi.

795
00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:10,843
This is my friend
Howie Krantz.
Billy Hicks.

796
00:57:11,011 --> 00:57:12,011
Hi, Billy.

797
00:57:12,888 --> 00:57:15,473
Uh, well,
we'll see you a little later.

798
00:57:18,185 --> 00:57:20,186
A friend of yours?
Huh-huh-huh.

799
00:57:20,354 --> 00:57:25,191
Billy, l want you to know I'm not
gonna be getting you any more jobs.

800
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:29,862
Al, you're so perfect.
Such a young god.

801
00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:31,781
You not only
have the right stuff,

802
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:34,617
you have the right job
and the right hair.

803
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:36,994
I, of course, have the wrong hair.

804
00:57:37,204 --> 00:57:40,957
Forrester said he wanted
to know exactly what l'm
looking for in this relationship.

805
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:45,044
So l told him love, companionship
and the vice-presidency.

806
00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:49,048
Jules, it sounds like you
have your boss wrapped
around your little finger.

807
00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:52,635
Did I ever tell you
what he likes me to do
with my little finger?

808
00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:55,888
How's your stepmother?
Hanging on, the old witch.

809
00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:59,308
Oh, but l did find this place
in California. lt's called
the Neptune Society.

810
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,562
They just wrap her up
and feed her to
the sharks for $500.

811
00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:06,149
All I have to do is ship her there.
She's worse.

812
00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:08,651
It's gonna be
a long night.

813
00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:13,239
Yeah, hi. By any chance,
did Dale Biberman

814
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:16,492
get called in on
an emergency duty tonight?

815
00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:19,328
No?

816
00:58:19,872 --> 00:58:20,997
Okay. Thanks.

817
00:58:30,716 --> 00:58:32,717
So how you doing?
Fine.

818
00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:38,764
Are you still living at home?
Yeah. How about you?
819
00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:43,060
Felicia hasn't kicked me out yet.

820
00:58:44,688 --> 00:58:49,692
You been playing your sax?
No. I hocked it to pay the phone bill.

821
00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:08,544
Have you forgiven me for
being such a horse's ass?

822
00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:14,383
There's nothing to forgive.
Actually, I should thank you.

823
00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:19,388
It helped me grow up a lot,
made me see how stupid
I was being.

824
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,307
Trusting a guy like me.

825
00:59:24,144 --> 00:59:25,811
You're very talented, Billy.

826
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:34,487
So are you still a virgin?

827
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:40,743
That's none of your business.

828
00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:50,253
Well, then l want you to make
another emergency breakthrough.
Do you hear me?

829
00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:52,922
What do you mean,
she won't release it?
Did you tell her who's calling?

830
00:59:53,173 --> 00:59:56,509
Did you tell her I was giving
a goddamn party for her?

831
00:59:56,677 --> 00:59:59,845
[JOHN PARR'S "ST. ELMO'S FIRE
(MAN IN MOTlON)" PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

832
01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:04,350
Make room.
The kid can't fly on one wing.

833
01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:05,935
Come to Mama.

834
01:00:06,979 --> 01:00:07,979
ALEC:
Quiet, please!

835
01:00:09,189 --> 01:00:10,439
Quiet, please!

836
01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:13,109
Quiet, please. Everyone!

837
01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:14,318
[MUSlC STOPS]

838
01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:15,569
Thank you.

839
01:00:15,737 --> 01:00:17,989
Big Al has
an announcement to make!

840
01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,700
Oh, well,
now we're excited.

841
01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:22,660
Huh-huh-huh.

842
01:00:22,828 --> 01:00:24,328
On June 1 ,

843
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,123
Leslie Hunter will do me
the long,

844
01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:32,545
long, long-awaited honour
of becoming my bride.

845
01:00:34,381 --> 01:00:36,299
You're all invited!

846
01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:37,717
Thank you very much.

847
01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:40,970
Howie, what do you
say we make this
a double wedding?

848
01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:44,890
[JOHN PARR'S "ST. ELMO'S FIRE
(MAN IN MOTlON)" PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

849
01:00:48,854 --> 01:00:51,314
What's the matter
with you? Cut it out!

850
01:00:51,523 --> 01:00:54,358
I thought we discussed this
at home. We come here,
and you completely discount me.

851
01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:58,237
I'm just trying to facilitate
the marriage process.

852
01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:00,239
Do you want
marriage, Alec,

853
01:01:00,407 --> 01:01:04,076
or so you just want a yearly
Christmas card with the Newbarys
in front of a fireplace?

854
01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:08,164
You're just afraid to commit.
No, I'm not afraid to commit.

855
01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:13,419
I have to have something
for myself first before
I can share it with you.

856
01:01:13,754 --> 01:01:15,755
Will you just for once

857
01:01:15,922 --> 01:01:20,092
not use as the excuse
for not marrying me
your goddamn career?

858
01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:22,845
Fine. All right then.

859
01:01:24,931 --> 01:01:26,932
I have a better excuse.

860
01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:32,438
What are we gonna do about
your extracurricular love life?

861
01:01:32,981 --> 01:01:34,690
Huh?

862
01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:37,610
What extracurricular love life?

863
01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:40,946
Alec, come on.

864
01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:48,245
What did Kevin tell you?

865
01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:52,124
Nothing.

866
01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:05,554
[MUSlC STOPS]

867
01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:08,891
What did you tell her?
What did you tell her?

868
01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:10,643
He told me nothing.
869
01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:14,480
It was just a hunch.
Until now.

870
01:02:26,284 --> 01:02:29,161
I want you out of
the apartment tonight.

871
01:02:36,837 --> 01:02:37,920
JULES:
Kev, are you okay?

872
01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:39,171
BlLLY:
That's okay.

873
01:02:39,673 --> 01:02:42,007
It's cool. lt ain't a party
till something gets broken.

874
01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,926
[JOHN PARR'S "ST. ELMO'S FIRE
(MAN IN MOTlON)" PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]

875
01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:46,095
We're swinging now.

876
01:02:51,935 --> 01:02:54,145
Get off the phone
and open up this goddamn door!

877
01:02:54,354 --> 01:02:56,814
Are you the maniac that's been
trying to cut in on my line?

878
01:02:56,982 --> 01:02:59,024
Oh, of course.
I should have known.

879
01:02:59,192 --> 01:03:01,819
Where the hell is Dale?
She went skiing.

880
01:03:02,070 --> 01:03:05,698
KlRBY: What do you mean? Where?
Why should I tell you?
881
01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:09,535
Because I'm not responsible
for what I'll do to you if you don't.

882
01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:16,250
JULES:
Which one is yours?
I always forget.

883
01:03:16,710 --> 01:03:18,169
BlLLY:
So do l.

884
01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:21,422
Let's go get a drink.

885
01:03:22,841 --> 01:03:24,049
You want to?

886
01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:27,845
Yeah, l do.
I've had a shit day.

887
01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:31,557
I've had a shit year.
Where should we go?

888
01:03:33,059 --> 01:03:36,562
I think the bars are closed.
Mm, yeah.

889
01:03:37,063 --> 01:03:40,232
We could go to your place.
Okay.

890
01:03:42,903 --> 01:03:45,196
Jules...

891
01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:51,118
you know, you have really grown
into a fine-looking woman.

892
01:03:54,581 --> 01:03:56,457
I don't feel very fine-looking.

893
01:03:59,753 --> 01:04:02,963
You know, there's
something l've been
wanting to ask you all night.

894
01:04:05,967 --> 01:04:08,427
What you got on
underneath that skirt?

895
01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:11,305
You should know.

896
01:04:28,156 --> 01:04:29,782
Billy.

897
01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,911
Come on.
Don't save it for your boss.

898
01:04:37,123 --> 01:04:40,960
Can you keep a secret?
I have kept many secrets.

899
01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:43,504
Billy, enough.

900
01:04:43,755 --> 01:04:45,130
Enough!

901
01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:46,382
Says who?

902
01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:48,467
I say.

903
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:51,011
Oh, you say.
That's right.

904
01:04:51,263 --> 01:04:54,223
I bet you wouldn't have
so much to say
with me in your mouth.

905
01:04:54,474 --> 01:04:56,809
Billy, l'm serious.
I said no!
906
01:05:08,780 --> 01:05:10,155
Billy, give me my keys.

907
01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:17,079
Come and get them.
You shit, give me my keys!

908
01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:19,540
Come here.
No! Give me my keys!

909
01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:21,083
[DOGS BARKING]

910
01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:24,545
Come on!
I'm getting a boner now!

911
01:05:28,717 --> 01:05:30,175
Yes.
Give me the keys!

912
01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:31,468
I love it!

913
01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:35,222
Give me my keys.

914
01:05:35,807 --> 01:05:38,517
Oh, watch the crease.
Watch the crease.

915
01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:40,561
I needed a friend tonight.

916
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:45,816
Get back in the Jeep and assume
the missionary position.

917
01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:50,487
You break my heart.

918
01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:57,036
Then again, you break
everyone's heart.
919
01:05:57,662 --> 01:06:00,414
[DAVlD FOSTER'S
"LOVE THEME FROM
ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG]

920
01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:04,877
[ENGINE STARTS]

921
01:06:05,587 --> 01:06:07,713
Jules.

922
01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:11,008
Hey, Jules, I'm sorry!

923
01:06:24,731 --> 01:06:25,856
I'm sorry.

924
01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:13,737
MAN: Who is it?
Is Dale Biberman in there?

925
01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:15,823
MAN: Who wants to know?
Kirby Keger!

926
01:07:18,076 --> 01:07:20,577
Who the hell are you?
Who the hell are you?

927
01:07:20,745 --> 01:07:23,038
Kirby.
What are you doing here?

928
01:07:29,671 --> 01:07:30,671
Who is that?

929
01:07:30,922 --> 01:07:33,716
DALE: Stop him, Guy. Will you?
GUY: I'm buck naked.

930
01:07:33,925 --> 01:07:36,301
Kirby, stop!
Come inside!

931
01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,683
This guy is crazy.

932
01:07:52,193 --> 01:07:55,446
Come on, you've got
no snow tyres or chains.
You've got no traction.

933
01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:57,156
DALE:
Kirby, please.

934
01:07:57,615 --> 01:07:59,992
You're not gonna
get out of here tonight.
Come on inside.

935
01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:01,827
I'll stay in the car!

936
01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:05,831
He wants to stay in the car.
He'll freeze.

937
01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:08,292
People have died out here,
you know.

938
01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:09,877
So just leave me alone,
all right!

939
01:08:10,044 --> 01:08:12,421
Just get away from me
and leave me alone!

940
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:14,715
[ENGINE REVVING]

941
01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:17,134
Kirby, please come inside.

942
01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:26,643
Ta-da.

943
01:08:28,146 --> 01:08:29,897
I haven't been here
for a long time.
944
01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:33,192
It's still the same.
You know, small and ugly.

945
01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:37,029
But then again,
it is small and ugly. Here.

946
01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:39,490
You sure you don't wanna go
to some nice, ladylike hotel?

947
01:08:39,657 --> 01:08:41,575
No. No, l'll be fine here
for tonight.

948
01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:44,953
As long as l'm not putting you
or Kirbo to any trouble.

949
01:08:45,205 --> 01:08:46,538
No, it's fine.

950
01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:49,541
Is that a coffin?

951
01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:52,836
Yeah. l got it because
I thought girls would think
it was sexy.

952
01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:54,588
And do they?

953
01:08:54,756 --> 01:08:56,965
How would l know?

954
01:08:57,675 --> 01:09:01,970
Well, you better not let Jules
see it, because she'll probably
steal it for her stepmother.

955
01:09:02,222 --> 01:09:04,223
You want to
sit down there?
956
01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:09,895
When did you win
all these writing awards?

957
01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:13,732
Oh, never.
They're more effect to
impress young ladies.

958
01:09:14,943 --> 01:09:16,777
Oh, l did
win something.

959
01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:21,240
In eighth grade
I won Best Haiku Poem.

960
01:09:21,449 --> 01:09:23,700
I beat out David Autry.

961
01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:25,744
Quite a thrill.

962
01:09:26,621 --> 01:09:30,916
So l've wandered into
a real woman trap
here, haven't I?

963
01:09:31,084 --> 01:09:32,751
Yes.

964
01:09:33,461 --> 01:09:36,713
Only you're the first woman
I ever got up here, and I blew
all my props already.

965
01:09:36,965 --> 01:09:38,674
You want some brandy?
Yeah.

966
01:09:38,842 --> 01:09:40,384
Yeah? Good.

967
01:10:10,498 --> 01:10:12,291
Am l part of your props?

968
01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:28,557
DALE:
Your clothes should be dry
in a few hours.

969
01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:31,518
He's a doctor, isn't he?
And here are some pyjamas.

970
01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:35,480
You expect me to wear his pyjamas?

971
01:10:37,108 --> 01:10:39,151
We'll talk in the morning.

972
01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:06,678
Alec was the first.
You know?

973
01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:11,683
I mean, there were
other guys for me
in high school.

974
01:11:11,893 --> 01:11:13,226
Boys.

975
01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:19,399
Alec was
the first love of my life.

976
01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:26,698
Do you know,
I sometimes think if we hadn't
ended up in the same dorm,

977
01:11:28,159 --> 01:11:31,620
I would have just
met someone else.
So would he.

978
01:11:36,918 --> 01:11:40,253
Alec had the luck
of geography, right?

979
01:11:43,466 --> 01:11:47,886
Whatever we say about Alec
we'll regret tomorrow.
980
01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:49,888
Tell me something.

981
01:11:51,766 --> 01:11:57,396
What do you think about
our relationship as an outsider?
I want you to be honest.

982
01:11:57,772 --> 01:12:00,065
Really.
You want me to be honest?

983
01:12:00,274 --> 01:12:01,733
I don't know.

984
01:12:02,610 --> 01:12:04,820
Yes.
Yeah?

985
01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,532
Okay.

986
01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:11,576
Dangerous question.

987
01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:16,331
Well, l think l hang around
you guys so much personally

988
01:12:18,126 --> 01:12:20,711
because, well,
you're all l think about.

989
01:12:23,423 --> 01:12:24,548
Me?

990
01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:33,849
And l think that the reason
I'm not interested in other women

991
01:12:34,058 --> 01:12:36,727
and why I haven't had sex
in so long

992
01:12:38,521 --> 01:12:43,900
is because I am
desperately, completely

993
01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:46,945
in love with you.

994
01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:54,244
Ooh.

995
01:12:57,790 --> 01:12:59,416
Kevin.

996
01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,878
We won't even remember this
tomorrow, huh?

997
01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:10,635
It is tomorrow.

998
01:13:19,437 --> 01:13:22,606
Oh, l love you!
I've always loved you!

999
01:13:22,774 --> 01:13:23,774
Ow!

1000
01:13:23,941 --> 01:13:26,485
Oh, l'm sorry!
No, no, I love it! l love it!

1001
01:13:27,153 --> 01:13:29,821
What are you doing?
Nothing. Where is this thing?

1002
01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:31,531
It's in the front.
Okay. Wait.

1003
01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:33,450
[LAUGHING]

1004
01:13:52,470 --> 01:13:55,514
[DAVlD FOSTER'S
"LOVE THEME FROM
ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG]

1005
01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:12,155
[SCREAMS]

1006
01:14:12,323 --> 01:14:13,657
Kevin!

1007
01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:17,327
I broke your shower!

1008
01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:30,340
[DOOR KNOB RATTLING]

1009
01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:34,469
Kirbo?

1010
01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:37,931
No.

1011
01:14:38,724 --> 01:14:40,600
Alec.

1012
01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:43,895
I gave him a key.

1013
01:14:44,063 --> 01:14:46,064
ALEC:
Okay, Kevin.

1014
01:14:46,232 --> 01:14:48,817
I'm only gonna
ask you this once.

1015
01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:56,366
Did you tell Leslie
about my screwing around?

1016
01:14:57,243 --> 01:14:58,243
No.

1017
01:15:00,705 --> 01:15:02,497
ALEC:
I believe you, Kevin.

1018
01:15:03,249 --> 01:15:08,211
I want you to know
that I believe you,
and l'm sorry l hit you.

1019
01:15:11,716 --> 01:15:13,675
Kevin.

1020
01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:16,219
[DAVlD FOSTER'S
"LOVE THEME FROM
ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG]

1021
01:15:17,054 --> 01:15:18,847
I don't think

1022
01:15:21,684 --> 01:15:26,771
that I am ever gonna be able
to get Leslie back.

1023
01:15:29,942 --> 01:15:33,069
KEVIN:
Buddy, I kind of got
some company.

1024
01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:35,030
ALEC:
Oh, Jesus.

1025
01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:38,617
I'm sorry.
KEVIN: lt's all right.

1026
01:15:39,577 --> 01:15:42,287
ALEC: l never thought...
KEVIN: l'll call you tomorrow.

1027
01:15:42,455 --> 01:15:44,039
I never thought...
I'll call you later.

1028
01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:45,582
I just assumed it was
not possible.

1029
01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:48,043
Just a minute. Tell me.
What?

1030
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:52,881
Is it the fat chick from the party?
Let me call you later, all right?

1031
01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:54,966
Come on. Come on.

1032
01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:56,801
No, no, no.
I have to--

1033
01:15:56,969 --> 01:16:00,096
I have to know.
Is it the fat chick from the party?

1034
01:16:05,311 --> 01:16:07,145
It's not the fat chick.

1035
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,321
There is no way
that this is happening.

1036
01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:20,492
It happened, Alec.

1037
01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:24,329
Alec--
Shut up!

1038
01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:15,380
Where is Kirby Keger?

1039
01:17:17,883 --> 01:17:19,509
Um...

1040
01:17:19,885 --> 01:17:21,845
He took my new car.

1041
01:17:22,471 --> 01:17:24,347
[ENGINE STRUGGLING]

1042
01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:27,392
[ENGINE STARTS]

1043
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:28,977
GUY:
It started!
1044
01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:33,356
You better hurry up before
it starts snowing again.

1045
01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:45,410
So drive carefully.

1046
01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:47,704
GUY:
Nice meeting you, Kirby.

1047
01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:56,004
Uh, honey, l'll get the camera,
and we'll take a photo of
you guys, okay?

1048
01:17:58,591 --> 01:18:02,761
I don't really know you
that well, but you seem
like a fine person.

1049
01:18:02,970 --> 01:18:06,181
And l want you to know
I'm flattered by all this.

1050
01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:13,688
And deep down, l'm sure,
for a long time I'll wonder if maybe
somehow this isn't my loss.

1051
01:18:13,856 --> 01:18:28,453
[♪♪♪]

1052
01:18:42,802 --> 01:18:46,137
[DAVlD FOSTER'S
"LOVE THEME FROM
ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG]

1053
01:18:56,607 --> 01:18:57,857
GUY:
Smile.

1054
01:19:01,821 --> 01:19:03,196
There you are.

1055
01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:11,746
Later, dude.

1056
01:19:43,863 --> 01:19:46,197
[LAUGHING]

1057
01:20:08,095 --> 01:20:11,222
Hi, Daddy.
Hey, hi.

1058
01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:16,394
This is some neighbourhood.

1059
01:20:17,021 --> 01:20:18,396
Did you get your car fixed?

1060
01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:22,025
Yeah. l got a personal letter
from Lee Iacocca.

1061
01:20:22,193 --> 01:20:23,526
[CHUCKLES]

1062
01:20:23,694 --> 01:20:26,362
I did. They fixed everything
for nothing.

1063
01:20:26,864 --> 01:20:27,989
Good.

1064
01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:30,241
But I can't keep it.

1065
01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:35,371
I don't feel right about driving a car
like that and then working with
people who can't afford to eat.

1066
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:39,167
Keep the car.
You and Howie will need it.

1067
01:20:41,003 --> 01:20:42,253
Well, Daddy,

1068
01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:45,924
I'm giving Howie back too.
1069
01:20:48,093 --> 01:20:49,719
I don't love Howie.

1070
01:20:50,513 --> 01:20:55,016
Well, we learn to love.
I mean, there's marriage
and there's family

1071
01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:59,771
and the family business.
That's what's important.

1072
01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:06,361
I have my own job.
And l want to get my own apartment.

1073
01:21:06,695 --> 01:21:09,197
But you can keep your job
until you're pregnant.

1074
01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:14,118
I mean,
Howie's a fine boy,

1075
01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:16,371
and l don't think
you need your own apartment.

1076
01:21:16,539 --> 01:21:18,331
Dad.

1077
01:21:18,499 --> 01:21:21,459
Do you ever hear me?
Well, l do.

1078
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:23,253
I don't love Howie.

1079
01:21:25,839 --> 01:21:27,340
I don't love him.

1080
01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:32,011
I love Billy.
Billy from the roof?

1081
01:21:33,347 --> 01:21:39,852
Yeah.

1082
01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:20,518
I specifically took off work
today because I thought
you weren't gonna be here.

1083
01:22:20,728 --> 01:22:21,811
I'm sick.

1084
01:22:23,564 --> 01:22:26,316
What's wrong?
Just sickness.

1085
01:22:35,159 --> 01:22:37,076
You can't have
the Pretenders' first album.

1086
01:22:37,661 --> 01:22:39,203
That's mine.
I bought it.

1087
01:22:39,371 --> 01:22:40,371
You did not!

1088
01:22:43,167 --> 01:22:48,338
You can have all the Billy Joels.
Except The Stranger.

1089
01:22:49,715 --> 01:22:53,676
I'm taking Thriller
and Mahler's Ninth.

1090
01:22:55,554 --> 01:23:00,850
Kevin is so fond of Mahler.
I moved in with Jules.

1091
01:23:01,143 --> 01:23:02,769
Oh, how nice.

1092
01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:04,687
Roomies again.

1093
01:23:08,192 --> 01:23:10,276
No Springsteen
is leaving this house!
1094
01:23:12,071 --> 01:23:14,530
You can have
all the Carly Simons.

1095
01:23:14,782 --> 01:23:16,074
You got me those
for Valentine's Day.

1096
01:23:16,241 --> 01:23:18,368
Remember when there were
still valentines around here?

1097
01:23:18,535 --> 01:23:20,870
You ran out on this relationship.
You take the consequences.

1098
01:23:21,163 --> 01:23:23,373
I didn't run out on anything.
You ran out.

1099
01:23:23,582 --> 01:23:25,833
You fucked Kevin!
You fucked many!

1100
01:23:26,126 --> 01:23:27,794
Nameless, faceless many!

1101
01:23:30,089 --> 01:23:33,549
I feel much better now.
Thanks.

1102
01:23:43,769 --> 01:23:48,189
You're not taking The Police--
Anyway, I didn't just fuck Kevin!

1103
01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:51,651
I was confused and angry,
and l care about him very deeply.

1104
01:23:51,902 --> 01:23:54,779
Get your clothes,
give me the keys and get out!

1105
01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:57,949
Now!
1106
01:24:02,413 --> 01:24:05,832
I can't believe
this is happening to us.

1107
01:24:13,298 --> 01:24:15,425
Wasted love!

1108
01:24:23,183 --> 01:24:25,601
God, I just wish
I could get it back.

1109
01:24:42,995 --> 01:24:43,995
You did it!

1110
01:24:46,498 --> 01:24:49,000
I think I'll probably
be back doing obits tomorrow.

1111
01:24:49,168 --> 01:24:51,627
LESLIE: No, no.
You're gonna attract
a lot of attention with this.

1112
01:24:51,795 --> 01:24:55,631
Yeah? You think?
It's because of you.

1113
01:24:55,883 --> 01:24:59,844
Yeah, l couldn't write anything
till you. What?

1114
01:25:02,306 --> 01:25:03,681
Don't you guys
ever use a bed?

1115
01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:05,975
Hi, Jules.
Hi, kiddies.

1116
01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:07,769
I'm gonna
show Jules your piece.

1117
01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:12,607
Okay. Wait, wait, wait.
What?
1118
01:25:18,447 --> 01:25:22,033
Hi, Ron.
Hi.

1119
01:25:36,632 --> 01:25:38,216
Kevin has his first byline.

1120
01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:41,052
Really? That's great.
Let me see.

1121
01:25:45,516 --> 01:25:46,808
"Tract Housing
in Maryland"?

1122
01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:49,477
No, it's the other piece.
Oh, "The Meaning of Life."

1123
01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:52,730
Listen, l gotta go. Forrester's
waiting for me. Did the hospital
call? Did my step-monster die?

1124
01:25:52,898 --> 01:25:53,898
Jules.

1125
01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:56,067
Listen, he's waiting for me. I gotta go.
LESLIE: Jules, I wanna meet him.

1126
01:25:56,235 --> 01:25:58,361
Not now, but I'll have him wave up.

1127
01:26:02,032 --> 01:26:05,535
LESLIE: She's out of control.
Since the day we met her.

1128
01:26:10,374 --> 01:26:13,668
Who is that?
LESLIE: Jules' boss and lover.

1129
01:26:19,341 --> 01:26:21,676
International banking seems
to have gotten sexier.

1130
01:26:21,885 --> 01:26:25,596
Speaking of which,
I don't want to get ahead
of myself here, but l was thinking

1131
01:26:25,848 --> 01:26:29,058
maybe we'd get a place together.
What?

1132
01:26:29,226 --> 01:26:32,061
I know it's fast,
but I also know love you.

1133
01:26:32,229 --> 01:26:34,522
Kevin. Kevin.
What?

1134
01:26:34,690 --> 01:26:36,399
Sex isn't love.

1135
01:26:42,906 --> 01:26:44,615
What's that mean?
That means

1136
01:26:44,783 --> 01:26:49,453
that you were sitting there
with all these feelings,
incredible feelings,

1137
01:26:49,621 --> 01:26:52,915
tied up in a box
with my pictures.

1138
01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:55,793
And l needed
to break away from Alec.

1139
01:26:55,961 --> 01:26:58,296
[PHONE RINGING]

1140
01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:06,637
Hello.
ALEC: Hi.

1141
01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:08,764
Hi.

1142
01:27:08,932 --> 01:27:10,808
I'm not very proud
of my behaviour.

1143
01:27:11,768 --> 01:27:13,561
Alec.

1144
01:27:13,729 --> 01:27:15,479
Hang up.
Who's that?

1145
01:27:15,647 --> 01:27:19,066
No.
That's not Kevin, is it?

1146
01:27:19,234 --> 01:27:21,444
You're not with Kevin
playing my records?

1147
01:27:21,612 --> 01:27:22,904
Alec, stop it, please.

1148
01:27:23,155 --> 01:27:26,449
Tell him we're moving in together.
We're not moving in together!

1149
01:27:26,950 --> 01:27:30,161
So the two of you are
moving in together.

1150
01:27:37,794 --> 01:27:41,923
I just wish everything
could be like it used to be,
all of us friends.

1151
01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:44,342
I don't want to be friends.

1152
01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:50,014
I didn't mean that.
I mean, it was an accident.

1153
01:27:50,682 --> 01:27:53,476
I'm beginning to think that
there aren't any accidents.

1154
01:27:57,147 --> 01:28:02,193
And l would really like it
if you would just leave.

1155
01:28:02,986 --> 01:28:04,111
Okay?

1156
01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:07,031
[DAVlD FOSTER'S
"LOVE THEME FROM
ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG]

1157
01:28:12,204 --> 01:28:13,204
Great.

1158
01:28:16,959 --> 01:28:18,542
KlRBY:
You were right all along, buddy.

1159
01:28:18,835 --> 01:28:20,878
Love sucks.
Yep.

1160
01:28:21,046 --> 01:28:23,047
[ELEFANTE'S
"YOUNG AND INNOCENT"
PLAYlNG]

1161
01:28:23,215 --> 01:28:25,883
So you gonna get the old job back?

1162
01:28:26,176 --> 01:28:27,551
No way.

1163
01:28:28,470 --> 01:28:32,056
Soon as I get back
in school, I'm gonna work
part-time for a law firm.

1164
01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:35,226
Did you know that there
are as many students
in law school

1165
01:28:35,477 --> 01:28:38,396
as there are practising lawyers?
Sounds familiar.

1166
01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:48,698
I always thought
we'd be friends forever.

1167
01:28:50,033 --> 01:28:54,954
Yeah, well, forever got a lot
shorter suddenly, didn't it?

1168
01:29:01,461 --> 01:29:04,422
Okay, call Mary Dusit
at that number.

1169
01:29:04,923 --> 01:29:06,215
Yeah, l'll call.

1170
01:29:13,765 --> 01:29:15,182
I'll call you back.

1171
01:29:23,567 --> 01:29:25,693
Alec, l'm sorry to
bother you here.

1172
01:29:25,944 --> 01:29:28,279
Did you forget
one of your albums?

1173
01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:30,197
It's Jules.

1174
01:29:31,033 --> 01:29:32,450
After she left for work
this morning,

1175
01:29:32,617 --> 01:29:36,287
some finance company came.
They took away her furniture,
her Jeep, everything.

1176
01:29:36,455 --> 01:29:39,790
I tried to reach her,
but I couldn't get through,
so l went over to her office.

1177
01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:44,336
She's been pretending to go
to work every day, telling me she's
still having an affair with her boss.
1178
01:29:44,504 --> 01:29:47,715
Alec, he fired her
three weeks ago.

1179
01:29:48,925 --> 01:29:50,926
So l confronted her.
And at first she
denied everything.

1180
01:29:51,094 --> 01:29:52,094
But then
she went crazy.

1181
01:29:52,262 --> 01:29:56,223
And now she's locked
herself in the apartment and
she won't let me back in.

1182
01:29:56,975 --> 01:29:58,517
Alec.

1183
01:29:59,019 --> 01:30:01,228
Please,
I need your help.

1184
01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:04,231
[♪♪♪]

1185
01:30:09,988 --> 01:30:12,031
Hi, Jules.
Open the door.

1186
01:30:14,034 --> 01:30:15,910
Jules, open the door.
LESLIE: She's in there.

1187
01:30:16,161 --> 01:30:17,870
She's got it dead bolted.

1188
01:30:18,038 --> 01:30:20,247
Jules!

1189
01:30:24,669 --> 01:30:27,129
What's he doing here?
I called him.

1190
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:29,298
Did you call
all your lovers?

1191
01:30:29,466 --> 01:30:31,842
Is the guy who took you
to your high-school prom
gonna join us too?

1192
01:30:32,010 --> 01:30:33,469
Alec.
What?

1193
01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:36,263
KlRBY: What's happening with Jules?
She's bolted the door.

1194
01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:38,182
The fire escape!

1195
01:30:43,146 --> 01:30:45,064
Jules, open up!

1196
01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:57,993
ALEC:
Jules, what are you doing?

1197
01:30:58,453 --> 01:31:00,621
You're gonna freeze to death.
I think that's the idea.

1198
01:31:00,872 --> 01:31:02,498
LESLIE:
Jules, honey, it's me!

1199
01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:05,251
Jules, you're really
scaring me now!

1200
01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:07,878
The whole country's falling apart,
but these bars are made perfect.

1201
01:31:08,171 --> 01:31:10,840
We need a hacksaw.
Or an experienced thief.

1202
01:31:11,049 --> 01:31:12,216
I'll find Billy.

1203
01:31:12,467 --> 01:31:13,759
I was kidding.

1204
01:31:13,969 --> 01:31:15,678
He's working over at
the Amoco station on Michigan.

1205
01:31:15,846 --> 01:31:17,221
I'll see if he's got something.

1206
01:31:17,389 --> 01:31:19,765
He's just around the corner.
Billy's working at a gas station?

1207
01:31:19,933 --> 01:31:22,643
He needed the money.
LESLIE: Jules!

1208
01:31:24,104 --> 01:31:25,980
You little shit!
Ah!

1209
01:31:26,690 --> 01:31:29,316
Alec! Alec, no!

1210
01:31:31,403 --> 01:31:33,946
Here!
What's happening?

1211
01:31:34,239 --> 01:31:37,241
How do you feel now, best friend?
My notes!

1212
01:31:37,409 --> 01:31:39,994
You won't be needing
your notes on the meaning
of life anymore.

1213
01:31:40,162 --> 01:31:42,079
Alec, stop it right now!
You're gonna kill him!

1214
01:31:42,330 --> 01:31:45,124
This isn't gonna solve anything, Al.
Think of your political career.

1215
01:31:45,375 --> 01:31:48,335
Alec, stop it!
After all l've done for you!

1216
01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:51,088
I've done a lot for you too.
So why don't you
just pull me up.

1217
01:31:51,256 --> 01:31:53,340
What you did for me, you little shit,

1218
01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:56,302
was to steal the woman
that I was gonna marry!

1219
01:31:57,220 --> 01:31:58,929
Alec!

1220
01:31:59,681 --> 01:32:01,432
KEVIN:
Kirbo, help!

1221
01:32:01,641 --> 01:32:04,393
Quick!
LESLIE: Help! Alec, pull him up!

1222
01:32:06,021 --> 01:32:07,396
Looks pretty out of hand
up there.

1223
01:32:07,689 --> 01:32:10,608
Alec, stop it! Do you think
this is helping Jules?

1224
01:32:10,817 --> 01:32:11,901
I love her, man.

1225
01:32:12,777 --> 01:32:14,069
BlLLY:
Give me a hand!

1226
01:32:14,237 --> 01:32:16,155
[♪♪♪]
1227
01:32:16,323 --> 01:32:18,532
KlRBY:
I got it! I got it!

1228
01:32:25,707 --> 01:32:27,416
You all right?
Super.

1229
01:32:27,667 --> 01:32:28,751
I'm going upstairs.

1230
01:32:29,127 --> 01:32:32,254
Somebody give me a hand!
Come on!

1231
01:32:32,464 --> 01:32:36,383
Jules, oh, my God! Jules, honey,
open the door. It's so cold.

1232
01:32:36,593 --> 01:32:38,677
ALEC:
Very noble how you ran up
here to save your lover.

1233
01:32:38,970 --> 01:32:40,471
He's not my lover.

1234
01:32:40,722 --> 01:32:42,014
Jules, listen--
Bullshit!

1235
01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:47,394
Hey! I have never lied to you
once since the day l met you,
you cocky shithead! Jules!

1236
01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:49,230
Alec!
LESLIE: We all love you.

1237
01:32:49,481 --> 01:32:50,606
Help!

1238
01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:55,861
Jules! Open this
goddamn door!
1239
01:32:58,073 --> 01:32:59,657
Blowtorch, anyone?
Give it to me.

1240
01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:02,868
Do not hand that man a blowtorch.
KlRBY: Here, put these on.

1241
01:33:06,122 --> 01:33:11,210
Jules, open the door!
Did you hear me? Open
the door or I'll bust it down!

1242
01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:16,674
Jules! Okay, I'm coming
through this door!

1243
01:33:16,925 --> 01:33:19,551
You know I'm crazy enough
to do it!

1244
01:33:21,471 --> 01:33:22,471
What's happening?

1245
01:33:33,858 --> 01:33:35,109
I'm going in.

1246
01:33:39,864 --> 01:33:41,865
Hi, Billy.

1247
01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:53,335
What's the big deal here?

1248
01:33:53,545 --> 01:33:55,087
You lost a job?

1249
01:33:55,297 --> 01:33:58,757
Jules, I've lost
20 of them
since graduation.

1250
01:33:59,384 --> 01:34:01,010
Plus a wife and kid.

1251
01:34:01,636 --> 01:34:05,681
In a new development,
a handful of hair in
the shower this morning.

1252
01:34:06,516 --> 01:34:07,933
That's better.

1253
01:34:08,810 --> 01:34:09,852
You know,

1254
01:34:10,603 --> 01:34:14,398
this smells to me like
a little bit of self-created drama.

1255
01:34:14,774 --> 01:34:17,985
I should know. I've been
starring in a few of my own.

1256
01:34:20,030 --> 01:34:23,407
Do you know what
I've been doing every day
since I got fired?

1257
01:34:23,575 --> 01:34:25,576
No. What?

1258
01:34:25,827 --> 01:34:29,496
I've been going down to
the hospital and sitting
with my step-monster.

1259
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,252
We've had the best talks
we've ever had.

1260
01:34:36,713 --> 01:34:40,883
Of course, she's in a coma,
which really pisses me off.

1261
01:34:42,719 --> 01:34:44,970
Because all that time,

1262
01:34:47,265 --> 01:34:52,394
I just waited
for one word from that woman

1263
01:34:54,064 --> 01:34:57,775
about why my father
hates me so much.

1264
01:34:57,942 --> 01:35:00,444
[SOBBING]

1265
01:35:05,116 --> 01:35:07,117
No.

1266
01:35:12,248 --> 01:35:17,211
Jules, you know,
honey, this isn't real.

1267
01:35:17,587 --> 01:35:19,046
You know what it is?

1268
01:35:19,255 --> 01:35:20,464
It's St. Elmo's fire.

1269
01:35:20,632 --> 01:35:25,094
The electric flashes of light
that appear in dark skies
out of nowhere.

1270
01:35:30,892 --> 01:35:32,643
Sailors would guide
entire journeys by it.

1271
01:35:32,811 --> 01:35:34,895
But the joke was on them.
There was no fire.

1272
01:35:35,063 --> 01:35:37,898
There wasn't even
a St. Elmo.
They made it up.

1273
01:35:38,858 --> 01:35:42,861
They made it up because they
thought they needed it to keep
them going when things got tough.

1274
01:35:43,113 --> 01:35:45,531
Just like you're making up
all of this.

1275
01:35:45,698 --> 01:35:48,492
[DAVlD FOSTER'S
"LOVE THEME FROM
ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG]

1276
01:35:49,953 --> 01:35:52,037
We're all going through this.

1277
01:35:54,582 --> 01:35:56,792
It's our time on the edge.

1278
01:35:59,170 --> 01:36:01,797
I'm just so tired, Billy.

1279
01:36:04,259 --> 01:36:08,262
I never thought
I'd be so tired at 22.

1280
01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:15,811
I just don't even know
who to be anymore.

1281
01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:17,646
Join the club.

1282
01:36:22,152 --> 01:36:26,613
You know, no one was buying this
together-woman-of-the-eighties
stuff anyway.

1283
01:36:34,831 --> 01:36:39,334
And all this time I was afraid
you'd find out I wasn't fabulous.

1284
01:36:41,629 --> 01:36:43,088
It's cool.

1285
01:36:44,549 --> 01:36:48,343
All this time l was
afraid you'd find out
I was irresponsible.

1286
01:36:51,389 --> 01:36:53,098
Ha, ha.

1287
01:36:54,184 --> 01:36:55,434
They're laughing.

1288
01:36:55,643 --> 01:36:57,102
Yeah, the hysterical
laughter heard

1289
01:36:57,270 --> 01:37:00,397
most frequently from
schizophrenic paranoids.

1290
01:37:00,899 --> 01:37:04,276
Why don't you set up
my drafting table so we
can have coffee on it.

1291
01:37:08,031 --> 01:37:10,032
Oh, baby.
I love you.

1292
01:37:16,539 --> 01:37:18,332
And then what happened?

1293
01:37:18,583 --> 01:37:19,666
That was it.

1294
01:37:19,876 --> 01:37:23,962
We came out
of the bedroom,
and then l shot her.

1295
01:37:24,464 --> 01:37:28,175
No, you did not.
You saved her life.

1296
01:37:28,426 --> 01:37:30,719
Oh, let's not be
dramatic, Wen.

1297
01:37:31,679 --> 01:37:34,223
So when did you get so sane?

1298
01:37:34,682 --> 01:37:38,185
When I realised
how insane I'd been
trying to be like Alec.

1299
01:37:38,770 --> 01:37:41,313
I'm not part of this
after-college life.
1300
01:37:41,523 --> 01:37:43,565
Careers. Marriage.

1301
01:37:44,859 --> 01:37:46,944
Felicia and Melody'll be
better off without me.

1302
01:37:47,153 --> 01:37:48,862
Did she get
remarried already?

1303
01:37:49,030 --> 01:37:52,032
Mm-mm. ln about
three or four weeks.

1304
01:37:55,662 --> 01:37:57,454
I was thinking of hanging
around and being

1305
01:37:57,622 --> 01:38:00,707
one of those I'll-see-you-
on-the-weekend dads.

1306
01:38:00,959 --> 01:38:02,960
That's not
what Melody needs.

1307
01:38:03,670 --> 01:38:06,004
Besides,
it'd confuse everybody.

1308
01:38:11,427 --> 01:38:12,719
Billy, you don't have to.

1309
01:38:12,929 --> 01:38:15,514
Come on, it's not even half of
what I owe you.

1310
01:38:16,849 --> 01:38:19,268
I'm gonna get you the rest
as soon as l get settled
in New York.

1311
01:38:19,519 --> 01:38:23,730
If l can find someone who's
fool enough to let me play my sax.
1312
01:38:24,023 --> 01:38:26,191
Oh, they'll let you play.
You're really--

1313
01:38:26,401 --> 01:38:27,401
Talented, Billy.

1314
01:38:28,695 --> 01:38:30,153
You are.

1315
01:38:37,829 --> 01:38:39,705
This place is great, Wen.

1316
01:38:42,667 --> 01:38:44,334
Yeah.

1317
01:38:46,045 --> 01:38:48,046
You want to know what's great?

1318
01:38:48,840 --> 01:38:50,716
Last night, l woke up
in the middle of the night

1319
01:38:50,925 --> 01:38:55,596
to make myself a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich.

1320
01:38:55,763 --> 01:39:00,559
And you know, it was my kitchen,
and it was my refrigerator

1321
01:39:01,019 --> 01:39:02,936
and it was my apartment

1322
01:39:03,187 --> 01:39:05,981
and it was the best peanut butter
and jelly sandwich

1323
01:39:06,190 --> 01:39:08,191
I've had in my entire life.

1324
01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:33,884
You're really going, huh?

1325
01:39:38,222 --> 01:39:41,224
So you still a virgin?

1326
01:39:44,103 --> 01:39:47,856
Why is my sexual status
so important to you?

1327
01:40:11,881 --> 01:40:16,635
Have l abused
our relationship
too much,

1328
01:40:18,930 --> 01:40:22,724
or could I be so bold
as to ask you for
a going-away present?

1329
01:40:29,065 --> 01:40:32,275
[DAVlD FOSTER'S
"LOVE THEME FROM
ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG]

1330
01:40:49,043 --> 01:40:50,252
Oh, God.

1331
01:41:26,873 --> 01:41:27,914
Good luck.

1332
01:41:34,422 --> 01:41:36,131
You're gonna be okay.

1333
01:41:36,549 --> 01:41:38,216
So are you.

1334
01:41:44,682 --> 01:41:47,142
Forgive me for
not getting intimate.

1335
01:41:47,602 --> 01:41:49,269
Here. Long ride.

1336
01:41:50,521 --> 01:41:52,606
You shouldn't have.
I know.

1337
01:41:55,151 --> 01:41:57,527
You're beautiful.
Never shave.
1338
01:41:57,737 --> 01:42:00,280
Don't go changing
to please me.

1339
01:42:05,328 --> 01:42:06,369
Bye.

1340
01:42:07,121 --> 01:42:08,830
Don't let her go.

1341
01:42:15,880 --> 01:42:17,672
Go get out of hand.

1342
01:42:17,882 --> 01:42:19,591
I'm gonna keep in touch.

1343
01:42:19,801 --> 01:42:21,343
No, you will not.

1344
01:42:26,224 --> 01:42:29,351
[DAVlD FOSTER'S
"LOVE THEME FROM
ST. ELMO'S FIRE" PLAYlNG]

1345
01:42:57,588 --> 01:43:00,632
LESLIE:
I can't remember
who met who first

1346
01:43:00,967 --> 01:43:03,718
or who fell in love
with who first.

1347
01:43:04,095 --> 01:43:08,723
All l can remember is
the seven of us always together.

1348
01:43:08,975 --> 01:43:11,226
And l've made a decision.

1349
01:43:13,229 --> 01:43:14,521
I think

1350
01:43:14,814 --> 01:43:17,649
I have to be
by myself for a while.

1351
01:43:20,152 --> 01:43:22,654
I thought I was
the miracle of your life.

1352
01:43:23,990 --> 01:43:25,657
I thought
I was the miracle
of your life.

1353
01:43:25,867 --> 01:43:27,826
I love you both.

1354
01:43:28,744 --> 01:43:32,455
I'm gonna try life
without any miracles
for a while.

1355
01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:37,085
I hope we can
still be friends.

1356
01:43:39,589 --> 01:43:41,548
Uh...
Uh...

1357
01:43:41,716 --> 01:43:43,133
Sure.
Sure.

1358
01:43:43,801 --> 01:43:45,427
Let's kill her.

1359
01:43:46,596 --> 01:43:49,639
[TODD SMALLWOOD'S
"GIVE HER A LITTLE DROP MORE"
PLAYlNG]

1360
01:43:55,897 --> 01:43:58,607
Well, do you want to
go in and get a drink?

1361
01:43:58,816 --> 01:44:01,484
I gotta be at work real early tomorrow.
Me too.

1362
01:44:03,112 --> 01:44:05,947
I need to find a job tomorrow.
Me too.

1363
01:44:06,157 --> 01:44:07,574
Well, how about brunch
on Sunday?

1364
01:44:07,783 --> 01:44:08,950
That sounds good.
Great.

1365
01:44:09,118 --> 01:44:11,161
So we meet here
around 1 2:30?

1366
01:44:11,329 --> 01:44:14,789
Yeah.
Uh, why don't we go to Houlihan's?

1367
01:44:15,917 --> 01:44:19,628
Not so noisy.
Not so many kids.

1368
01:44:20,338 --> 01:44:22,047
[LAUGHING]

1369
01:44:22,214 --> 01:44:24,174
KEVIN: Great.
LESLIE: Okay, so Sunday, 12:30.

1370
01:44:27,345 --> 01:44:30,096
JULES:
Guess what?
You guys will never believe it.

1371
01:44:30,306 --> 01:44:34,601
I found out that it only costs
$250 to bury a cat.

1372
01:44:34,810 --> 01:44:38,813
So l figured, why don't l
just put my step-monster
into a large cat suit?

1373
01:44:38,981 --> 01:44:40,690
ALL:
Huh-huh-huh.
1374
01:44:40,858 --> 01:44:43,318
[ALL GRUNTING]