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10 ‘D’ Class Assembly Script!

Intro:
Gm everyone Hello and welcome to TSPS News Channel. Hum aap sabhi
k……..
*nokia ringtone* (tara rum pum) x3
News Head: Wallah Habibi tum reporter hoke kya karti……..
Tum prayer aur pledge miss kardeti…… ye galat baat hoti
-----------Prayer-----------
-----------Pledge-----------
Cameraman: Sirji strt
Reporter: Toh ki haal chaal sastriakaal mai hu…….
Cameraman: Arey sir mai to tape daalna hi bhool gaya
Reporter: Chey kya cameraman Banegare tu
Cameraman: Chal Chal mujhko mat sikha
Reporter: Toh ki haal chaal sastriakaal mai (neon man)_______________
cameraman Gotya ke saath yaha ground theta se aapke paas kaafi saare news aurr
updates TSPS community se related lekar aaya hu
Kuch sootro ke hisaab se
Ek banda tha jisko naam karna tha aur usne skl mai bam phoda
Ab is baat pe teachers naraaz hog aye aur unhone skl ki shaanti bhang karne ke
liye baccho pe ek case darz kardiya hai
-----------Court Scene------------
-savdhaan hoshiyaar khabardaar, judge sahab padhaar rahe hai
Judge: (Order) x3
Peheredar: Sir Burger ya Pizza?
*Judge stares at peheredar*
Peheredar: Chotu 2 cup cutting chai sir ke liye!!
Judge: What is this atrocious and hideous behaviour????
Peheredar: Ye baat kahi to dekhela lagra hai
TC Lawyer: Sir aapka ho gaya ho to shuru kare?
Sir aaj kal in baccho ki shaitani kuch zyaada hi horai hai
Humare chote chote school/campus mai bade bade bam phode jaaraye hai
SC Lawyer: Aap hi kehete the na ki 10th khatam hone ke baad aish hi aish
hai….. mai khud 20 saal ka hone aaya hu par mujhe wo aish abhi tak to kahi nai
dikhi!
Toh hum bacche school life main nahi to masti kab kare??
TC Lawyer: Masti karo lekin limit mai reheke masti karo
SC Lawyer: Hum wo masti bhi kaise kare
Jab tum hume (project pe project) x3 diye jaa rehe ho
Yaha humara games cancel library period mai test lete ho aur kya kya nahi
TC Lawyer: Lekin ye sab karne se tumhare andar UNITY aur social interaction
ki jagrukta hoti ha. Ye sab tumhare bhale ke liye hi kartehai hum
SC Lawyer: To marks ke pressure ka kya?
TC Lawyer: Listen maa The greater the pressure, the greater the focus of
students towards studies…….. simple logiccc
Judge: (ORDER) x 3….. After the proceeding I have come to a conclusion ki
studies aur masti dono hi apne apne jagah zaroori hai
Tell me and I forget teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn in
other words being told something is fleeting. Being taught something is more
memorable but learning something is unforgettable. Hence proved MARKS ARE
JUST NUMBERS
Ayy ayy number 1 number 1
Naapi humne saanse nape hai kafan
Art bhi commodity bhai numbero se jung
Kalakaari hon a jaaye kahi numbero mai band

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