Favorite Quotations The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles

to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep. -Robert frost MY FAVOURITE LINES Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by children. Oliver Wendell Holmes Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. Mark Twain Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource the minds of our children. Walt Disney All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. Pablo Picasso From the solemn gloom of the temple children run out to sit in the dust, God watches them play and forgets the priest. Rabindranath Tagore Age merely shows what children we remain. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Unlike grownups, children have little need to deceive themselves. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. George Bernard Shaw Love is a thing, well, its kind of like quicksand: The more you are in it, the deeper you sink. And when it hits you, you've just got to fall. While God waits for His temple to be built of love, men bring stones.-rabindranath tagore Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. Dame Edna Everage "I knew we were in for a long season when we lined up for the national anthem on opening day and one of my players said, 'Every time I hear that song I have a bad game.'"

---Jim Leyland A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory Without me, it's just aweso. Don't steal. The government hates competition Depression is just anger without enthusiasm. Coffee just isn't my cup of tea. You can do anything, but not everything. David Allen Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities. The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. Oscar Wilde After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom. Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. Vulgarity is simply the conduct of other people.-Oscar wilde Only a life lived for others is worth living.-Albert einstein A lie has speed, but truth has endurance. Success is not in what you have, but who you are.

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. Writing is the best way to talk without being interrupted. The human race will be the cancer of the planet. Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. Make your life a mission - not an intermission. Nothing diminishes anxiety faster than action. The only disability in life is a bad attitude. Sin is not so sinful as hypocrisy. Conscience is a man's compass What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. -aristotle Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence aristotle Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.-aristotle Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them. -aristotle Teaching is the highest form of understanding. In all things of nature, there is something marvellous Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Plato We are twice armed if we fight with faith. Plato Those who intend on becoming great should love neither themselves nor their own things, but only what is just, whether it happens to be done by themselves or others. Plato The blame is his who chooses: God is blameless. Plato

The community which has neither poverty nor riches will always have the noblest principles. Plato Philosophy begins in wonder. Plato Opinion is the medium between knowledge and ignorance. Plato Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety. Plato Love is a serious mental disease. Plato Man - a being in search of meaning. Plato It is a common saying, and in everybody's mouth, that life is but a sojourn. Plato Bravery doesn't mean you aren't scared,it means you go anyway "Some goals are so worthy, that it's even glorious to fail. -Paramveer Chakra Capt Manoj Pandey Life is too short to remove USB safely :-) - Ultimate quotes on fb Dear MS Word,MY NAME IS NOT A SPELLING MISTAKE Aspire to Inspire before you Expire :) :) ALL OR NOTHING!! "He behaves as though his shit doesn't stink" messi is my maradona- diego maradona If you love what youre doing, youll never get bored. same with, If you love that someone, youll never get tired.. when you are not practicing,remember somewhere else someone is practicing,when you meet him,he'll win better direct well than work hard

"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare." ---Ed Asner "Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them." ---Unknown "Isn't it amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're leaving?" ---Unknown "The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent." ---Unknown "If you think something small can't make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room." ---Unknown "If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?" ---Unknown I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody-BILL COSBY Set your course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship....... There is nothing on earth divine except humanity. - Walter Savage Landor "Tough times never last, tough people do" ;-) Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons. The truth will win this marathon in court. Michael Jackson The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work. Michael Jackson Don't leave the person you love for someone you like, because one day the person you like will leave you for the person they love A person who truly loves you and knows you is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believes in the smile on your face... wrong people in life teach you the right lessons No man is fit to command another that cannot command himself. You don't have to be great to start , but you have to start to be great

Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are. If you have God on your side, everything becomes clear. - Ayrton Senna Courtesies of a small and trivial character are the ones which strike deepest in the grateful and appreciating heart. - Henry Clay I praise loudly. I blame softly. - Catherine the Great If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else. - Laurence J. Peter CONFIDENCE doesnt come from always being right. It comes from having no fear of being wrong If Your Presence Didn't Make An Impact , Your Absence Wont Make A Difference! Life begins at the end of your comfort zone... Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done. - Louis D. Brandeis In order to climb the highest mountains, you have to walk through the lowest valleys. Please all, and you will please none. - Aesop One who wins without troubles gets victory but one who wins with lot of troubles gets glory. Umbrella can't stop the rain but can make us stand in the rain, Confidence may not bring success but gives us power to face any challenge No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country... -General George S Patton .blessed are those who hunger and thirst after righteousness,for they will be filled ... "A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions". - Confucius Morality is contraband in war. "Those who live in our mind are near, though they are far away; but those who are not in our heart are far, though they are nearby." - Chanakya, political strategist who lived during 300 B.C.

One person with passion is better than forty people merely interested. "Debt should be repaid till the last penny and an enemy should be destroyed without a trace." - Chanakya, 300 B.C. when; a girl is in love,you can see it in her smile.when; a guy is in love,you can see it in his eyes. Falling in love is the moment when the reality is finally better than your dreams. "Skill is the best of all praise-worthy things. Knowledge, best of all possessions. Health, best of all gains and peace of mind is the best of all happiness." - Mahabharata, 500 B.C. Humility is the best ornament Whatever is here, is found elsewhere. But what is not here, is nowhere else.- Mahabharata epic One day your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching. After reading this sentence, you'll realize that the the brain doesn't notice a second "the". THAT'S THE SPIRIT! I LOVE YOU "Worshiping God for the sake of a desired object is worshiping that desired object alone." - Ramana Maharishi. Lifes best lessons are learned at the worst times. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.-albus dumbledore "Once you start working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest." - Chanakya "Truth should not be spoken if it's motive is to cheat. Lie may be spoken if it's motive is to help." - Mahabharata, 500 B.C. Winning does not always mean being first, winning means you are doing better than you have done before...!!! Do Not Expect Love And Attention. GIVE IT Instead. Your Specialty Influences Others. So Use It The Best Way You Can.

"Argument Is Bad, But, Discussion Is Good, Because, ARGUMENT Is To Find Out WHO IS RIGHT " and DISCUSSION Is To Find Out WHAT IS RIGHT. "Success is due less to ability than to zeal." -Charles Buxton We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are. Stress in life comes from making things more important than they really are.Failure comes from making things less important than they are. "Pray GOD by Heart... not by Habit... It is better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you are not... When there is harmony between mind, heart and resolution, nothing is impossible." - Rig Veda, 1700 B.C. "Trust is a very expensive gift. Can't expect it from cheap people." The two most important days in your life are: the day you were born, and the day when you find out why.' - Mark Twain If u cant explain it SIMPLY, u dont understand it well enough -Albert Einstein "He who injures harmless creatures from a wish to give himself pleasure, never finds happiness in this life or the next." - Manu Smriti, 200 B.C. There's one thing a ''quote'' does that nothing and no one else can do. It can become a part of you. You may never meet the person who said it but that person is now a companion. Quotes help you get over pain, feel love, make you smile and laugh, and helps you through those tough days when you think that no one knows what you're going through The cruelest lies are often told in silence. -- Robert Louis Stevenson An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. -Agatha Christie all for one and one for all

better an ugly face than an ugly mind better bow/bend than break better an open enemy than a false friend better the devil you know than the devil(harm) you don't know better the foot slip than the tongue better to be born lucky than rich better to be happy than wise it is honourable to be accused by those who deserve to be accused god gives almonds to those who have no teeth good advice is beyond price the experienced are afraid where the ignorant are bold all happiness is in mind everybody is good;either good for something,or good for nothing alms giving never made any man poor,nor robbery rich,nor prosperity wise better be alone than in bad company anger and haste hinder good counsel anger dies quickly with a good man anything for a quiet life ask me no questions and i'll tell you no lies every ass thinks himself worthy to stand with the king's horses things attained with hardship are longer retained axe goes to the wood where it borrowed its helve "Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealing with men."

---Joseph Conrad "After looking at the bill for my operation, I understand why the doctors wear masks in the operating room." ---Unknown "Okay, so God made man first, but doesn't everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?" ---Courtney Huston For men may come and men may go, But I go on forever.- alfred lord tennyson It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. -albus dumbledore "Ah, music! A magic beyond all we do here!" -albus dumbledore "After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure" -albus dumbledore "The Stone was really not such a wonderful thing. As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them."-albus dumbledore "Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself."-albus dumbledore "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that."-albus dumbledore "The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution"albus dumbledore "Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one remembers to turn on the light."-albus dumbledore "Curiosity is not a sin.... But we should exercise caution with our curiosity... yes, indeed."-albus dumbledore "Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it."-albus dumbledore "You place too much importance... on the so-called purity of blood! You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be!"-albus dumbledore "Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open."-albus dumbledore "...yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often."-albus dumbledore

"Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth."-albus dumbledore "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more."-albus dumbledore "Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love."-albus dumbledore he is a good friend that speaks well of us behind our backs he goes long barefoot that waits for dead men's shoes he bears misery best that hides it most a journey of thousand miles must begin with a single step the belly teaches all arts beware of what to say,when, and to whom bitter pills may have blessed effects politeness has one disadvantage;it is often termed as weakness Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards. "The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction." - Chanakya "There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth." - Chanakya Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. Bill Gates If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. Bill Gates It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. Bill Gates Life is not fair; get used to it. Bill Gates

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. Bill Gates Revenge is not always better, but neither is forgiveness; learn to know them both, son, so that there is no problem He is great to us who has learning. cruelty comes quick to the powerful. The intoxication with power is worse than drunkeness with liquor and such, for who is drunk with power does not come to his senses before he falls. Morality is even so difficult of being understood. The Mahabharata is the longest and, arguably, one of the greatest epic poems in any language. -Columbia University A true friend is the most precious of all possessions and the one we take the least thought about acquiring Those truly linked don't need correspondence. When they meet again after many years apart, Their friendship is as true as ever. Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes. Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. No man is wise enough by himself. The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. Teachers, I believe, are the most responsible and important members of society because their professional efforts affect the fate of the earth. The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book. When our students fail, we as teachers have failed. Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal. William Shakespeare

Peace is its own reward.-Mahatma Gandhi If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. Mahatma Gandhi In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words without a heart-MG There is nothing that wastes the body like worry, and one who has any faith in God should be ashamed to worry about anything whatsoever. Nonviolence is a weapon of the strong-MG God has no religion-MG We must become the change we want to see. Faith... Must be enforced by reason...When faith becomes blind it dies That service is the noblest which is rendered for its own sake. Love never claims, it ever gives. Men of few words are the best men -William Shakespeare Grief makes one hour ten-WS My pride fell with my fortunes.-WS It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves-WS Sweet flowers are slow and weeds make haste.-WS Guiltiness will speak, though tongues were out of use-WS The course of true love never did run smooth-WS There is no vice so simple but assumes Some mark of virtue on his outward parts.-WS Literature is a comprehensive essence of the intellectual life of a nation-WS All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players.-WS He jests at scars that never felt a wound-WS The rarer action is In virtue than in vengeance.-WS

Rumor is a pipe Blown by surmises, jealousies, conjectures-WS The path is smooth that leadeth on to danger.-WS Wisdom and goodness to the vile seem vile.-WS Patch grief with proverbs-WS A lover's eyes will gaze an eagle blind.-WS What's in a name?,A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet.-WS A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honor; so belike is that-WS When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions!-WS You are not worth the dust which the rude wind Blows in your face.-WS And either victory, or else a grave.-WS Women's weapon, water-drops-WS See, your guests approach. Address yourself to entertain them sprightly, And let's be red with mirth.-WS I was not a hero in the war,but i fought the war along with heroes -Indian army officer Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their package Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Sex is God's joke on human beings. If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.:) Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework Laughter is the smile that bursts:):) One who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger. In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer Fear is pain arising from the anticipation of evil. -Aristotle

Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us The worst thing that can happen to a man who gambles is to win Perhaps time's definition of coal is the diamond. Maybe this world is another planet's hell ! Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience. Faith is the bird that sings when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool. Beauty is God's handwriting. Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. Music is love in search of a word. Patience and fortitude conquer all things Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. -mark twain Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. -Henry ford We learn from history that we learn nothing from history. - George Bernard Shaw History is Philosophy teaching by examples. Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - R L stevenson abt INDIA The land of dreams and romance, of fabulous wealth and fabulous poverty, of splendour and rags, of palaces and hovels, of famine and pestilence, of genii and giants and Aladdin lamps, of tigers and elephants, the cobra and the jungle, the country of hundred nations and a hundred tongues, of a thousand religions and two million gods, cradle of the human race, birthplace of human speech, mother of history, grandmother of legend, great-grandmother of traditions, whose yesterday's bear date with the modering antiquities for the rest of nations-the one sole country under the sun that is endowed with an imperishable interest for alien prince and alien peasant, for lettered and ignorant, wise and fool, rich and poor, bond and free, the one land that all men desire to see, and having seen once, by even a glimpse, would not give that glimpse for the shows of all the rest of the world combined. ~~~ Mark Twain And then a great thing in my life was going to India.

Beatrice Wood In religion, India is the only millionaire......the One land that all men desire to see, and having seen once, by even a glimpse, would not give that glimpse for all the shows of all the rest of the globe combined. ~~~ Mark Twain We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made. ~~~ Albert Einstein When I read the Bhagavad-Gita and reflect about how God created this universe everything else seems so superfluous. ~~~ Albert Einstein If I were asked under what sky the human mind has most fully developed some of its choicest gifts, has most deeply pondered on the greatest problems of life, and has found solutions, I should point to India. ~~~ Max Mueller (German scholar) The Indian way of life provides the vision of the natural, real way of life. We veil ourselves with unnatural masks. On the face of India are the tender expressions which carry the mark of the Creator's hand. ~~~ George Bernard Shaw (Irish playwrite) The Sanskrit language, whatever be its antiquity is of wonderful structure, more perfect than the Greek, more copious than the Latin and more exquisitely refined than either. ~~~Sir William Jones (English scholar) After a study of some forty years and more of the great religions of the world, I find none so perfect ,none so scientific, none so philosophical and no so spiritual that the great religion known by the name of Hinduism. Make no mistake, without Hinduism, India has no future. Hinduism is the soil in to which India's roots are stuck and torn out of that she will inevitably wither as a tree torn out from its place. And if Hindus do not maintain Hinduism who shall save it? If India's own children do not cling to her faith who shall guard it? India alone can save India and India and Hinduism are one. ~~~Annie Besant (English theosophist) Perhaps in return for conquest, arrogance and spoliation, India will teach us the tolerance and gentleness of the mature mind, the quiet content of the unacquisitive soul, the calm of the understanding spirit, and a unifying, a pacifying love for all living things. ~~~ Will Durant (American philosopher) Civilizations have arisen in other parts of the world. In ancient and modern times, wonderful ideas have been carried forward from one race to another...But mark you, my friends, it has been always with the blast of war trumpets and the march of embattled cohorts. Each idea had to be

soaked in a deluge of blood..... Each word of power had to be followed by the groans of millions, by the wails of orphans, by the tears of widows. This, many other nations have taught; but India for thousands of years peacefully existed. Here activity prevailed when even Greece did not exist... Even earlier, when history has no record, and tradition dares not peer into the gloom of that intense past, even from until now, ideas after ideas have marched out from her, but every word has been spoken with a blessing behind it and peace before it. We, of all nations of the world, have never been a conquering race, and that blessing is on our head, and therefore we live....! ~~~Swami Vivekananda (Indian philosopher) In India I found a race of mortals living upon the Earth. but not adhering to it. Inhabiting cities, but not being fixed to them, possessing everything but possessed by nothing. ~~~ Apollonius Tyanaeus ( Greek Thinker and Traveler)

Even village priest will frequently open their temple ceremonies with the following beloved invocation: O Lord, forgive three sins that are due to my human limitations: Thou art everywhere, but I worship you here; Thou art without form, but I worship you in these forms; Thou needest no praise, yet I offer you these prayers and salutations, Lord, forgive three sins that are due to my human limitations. With one foot grounded in time-honored traditions and the other fervently striding into the entrepreneurial e-age, India embraces diversity passionately as few other countries on earth could. ~~~ Lonely Planet (Travel guide book) [at Gandhi's funeral] in gandhi movie... The object of this massive tribute died as he had always lived - a private man without wealth, without property, without official title or office. Mahatma Gandhi was not the commander of armies nor a ruler of vast lands. He could not boast any scientific achievement or artistic gift. Yet men, governments and dignitaries from all over the world have joined hands today to pay homage to this little brown man in the loin cloth who led his country to freedom.( Pope Pius, the Archbishop of Canterbury, President Truman, Chiang Kai-shek, The Foreign Minister of Russia, the President of France... are among the millions here and abroad who have lamented his passing.) In the words of General George C. Marshall, the American Secretary of State, "Mahatma Gandhi has become the spokesman for the conscience of all mankind, he was a man who made humility and simple truth more powerful than empires." And Albert Einstein added, "Generations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this ever in flesh and blood walked upon this earth." For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Making mistakes simply means you are learning faster.

Personality is to a man what perfume is to a flower. Lower your voice and strengthen your argument Joy comes from using your potential. Mathematics allows for no hypocrisy and no vagueness A joyful heart is the inevitable result of a heart burning with love. Mother Teresa I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love. Henry Ward Beecher Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey. By love serve one another. He who is filled with love is filled with God himself. A heart that loves is always young. Love is a medicine for the sickness of the world; a prescription often given, too rarely taken. Love is the beauty of the soul. Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at it destination full of hope. The good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand. The best proof of love is trust. The greatest possession we have costs nothing, it's known as love. By giving people the power to share, we're making the world more transparent. Mark Zuckerberg We're running the company to serve more people. Mark Zuckerberg No one knows how it is that with one glance a boy can break through into a girl's heart.Napoleon Bonaparte

A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights. Napoleon Bonaparte A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon. Napoleon Bonaparte Ability is nothing without opportunity. Napoleon Bonaparte If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. Napoleon Bonaparte In politics stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte It requires more courage to suffer than to die. Napoleon Bonaparte Men are moved by two levers only: fear and self interest. Napoleon Bonaparte Music is the voice that tells us that the human race is greater than it knows. Napoleon Bonaparte Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Napoleon Bonaparte The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely. Napoleon Bonaparte The first virtue in a soldier is endurance of fatigue; courage is only the second virtue. Napoleon Bonaparte The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know. Napoleon Bonaparte There is no such thing as accident; it is fate misnamed. Napoleon Bonaparte There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. Napoleon Bonaparte War is the business of barbarians.

Napoleon Bonaparte At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet -plato God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins. -Mark Twain The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. I have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. Optimist: Day-dreamer more elegantly spelled The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. It is curious - curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value, joy must have somebody to divide it with Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Even if youre on the right track, youll get run over if you just sit there. What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. Oscar Levant Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. Lily Tomlin When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now Im beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow We learn something every day, and lots of times its that what we learned the day before was wrong. Bill Vaughan I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. Edith Sitwell "It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner." ---Ben Bergor "Have no fear of perfection--you'll never reach it." ---Salvador Dali "The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy." ---Unknown "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." ---Fred Allen "Don't be so humble--you are not that great." ---Golda Meir Dont ever wrestle with a pig. Youll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. Cale Yarborough

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesnt take his education too seriously. Charles F. Kettering One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life; That word is love. Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished. Wicked men obey out of fear; good men, out of love. Love begins by taking care of the closest ones-the ones at home. A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. Life is the flower for which love is the honey. Love is not a thing you can do,when you do other things love will happen. People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. "One of the hardest things to imagine is that you are not smarter than average." ---Jonathan Fuerbringer "If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers." ---Doug Larson God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh which is worse:ignorance or apathy? who knows? who cares? I can either walk or sleep but the moment I sit idle, I will die.- khushwant singh Of all nature's gifts to the human race, what is sweeter to a man than his children? Marcus Tullius Cicero

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. George Bernard Shaw The soul is healed by being with children. Fyodor Dostoevsky The greatest sign of success for a teacher... is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." Maria Montessori Everybody can be great. Because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. You don't have to know about Plato and Aristotle... (or) Einstein's Theory of Relativity ... (or) the Second Theory of Thermodynamics in physics to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love. Martin Luther King Jr I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well. Alexander the Great Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. The first symptom of love in a young man is shyness; the first symptom in a woman, it's boldness. We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. When the going gets tough,then the victory begins In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.-Mark Twain I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. Alexander the Great A tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient. Alexander the Great I love to collect quotes.I think one can learn a lot from the words of great people.-Ajay Simha