He Rophet S Air: A Short Story by Salman R Ushdie
He Rophet S Air: A Short Story by Salman R Ushdie
He Rophet S Air: A Short Story by Salman R Ushdie
arly in 19- , when srinagar was under the spell large tip, the hawker rowed Atta home to a large house
the effect th a t it was pretty peculiar for someone who was the notorious crim inal himself; and was she crazy,
was trying to hire a crook to invoke the protection of a were her ears playing tricks, or had he tru ly ju st
high-up policeman uncle. She was directed into ever announced th at, given the circumstances, he him self was
darker and less public alleys until finally in a gully as the only man for the job?
dark as ink an old woman with eyes th a t stared so pierc Struggling wildly against the newborn goblins of nos
ingly th at Huma instantly understood she was blind talgia, Hum a warned the fearsom e volunteer th a t only a
motioned her through a doorway from which darkness m atter of extreme urgency and peril would have brought
seemed to be pouring like smoke. Clenching her fists, her unescorted into these ferocious streets. “Because we
angrily ordering her heart to behave normally, the girl can afford no last-m inute backings-out,” she continued,
followed the old woman into the gloom-wrapped house. “I am determined to tell you everything, keeping back no
The faintest conceivable rivulet of candlelight trickled secrets whatsoever. If, after hearing me out, you are still
through the darkness; following this unreliable yellow prepared to proceed, then we shall do everything in our
thread (because she could no longer see the old lady), power both to assist you and to make you rich.” The old
Huma received a sudden sharp blow to the shins and thief shrugged; nodded; spat. H um a began her story.
cried out involuntarily, after which she instantly bit her
lip, angry at having revealed her mounting terror to
whatever waited there shrouded in black. She had in fact IX DAYS AGO, EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSEHOLD OF HER
collided with a low table on which a single candle burned
and beyond which a mountainous figure could be made
out, sitting cross-legged on the floor. “Sit, sit,” said a
S father, the wealthy moneylender H ashim , had been
as it always was. A t breakfast her m other had
spooned khichri lovingly onto the m oneylender’s plate;
the conversation had been filled with those expressions
m an’s calm, deep voice, and her legs, needing no more
flowery invitation, buckled beneath her at the terse com of courtesy and solicitude on which the fam ily prided
mand. Clutching her left hand in her right, she forced her itself. Hashim was fond of pointing out th a t while he was
voice to respond evenly: “And you, sir, will be the thief I not a godly man he set great store by “living honorably in
have been requesting?” the world.” In th a t spacious lakeside residence, all out
Shifting its weight very slightly, the shadow-mountain siders were greeted with the same form ality and respect,
informed her th a t all criminal activity originating in this even those unfortunates who came to negotiate for sm all
zone was well organized and also centrally controlled, so fragm ents of H ashim ’s great fortune, and of whom he
th a t all requests for w hat m ight be term ed freelance naturally asked an interest rate of 71 percent, partly, as
work had to be channeled through this room. He he told his khichri-spooning wife, “to teach these people
demanded comprehensive details of the crime to be com the value of money; let them only learn th at, and they
mitted, including a precise inventory of items to be will be cured of this fever of borrowing, borrowing all the
acquired, also a clear statem ent of all financial induce tim e—so you see th a t if my plans succeed, I shall put
ments being offered with no gratuities excluded, plus, for myself out of business!” In th eir children, A tta and
filing purposes only, a summary of the motives for the Huma, the moneylender and his wife had sought, suc
application. At this, Huma, as though remembering cessfully, to inculcate the virtues of th rift, plain dealing,
something, stiffened in both body and resolve and replied perfect manners, and a healthy independence of spirit.
loudly th a t her motives were entirely a m atter for her Breakfast ended; the family wished one another a ful
self; th a t she would discuss details with no one but the filling day. W ithin a few hours, however, the glassy con
thief himself; but th at the rewards she proposed could tentm ent of th a t household, of th a t life of porcelain deli
only be described as “lavish.” “All I am willing to say to cacy and alabaster sensibilities, was to be shattered
you, sir, since this appears to be some sort of employment beyond all hope of repair.
agency, is th a t in return for such lavish rewards I m ust The moneylender summoned his personal shikara and
have the most desperate criminal a t your disposal, a man was on the verge of stepping into it when, a ttrac ted by a
for whom life holds no terrors, not even the fear of God. glint of silver, he noticed a small phial floating between
The worst of fellows, I tell you—nothing less will do!” the boat and his private quay. On an impulse, he scooped
Now a paraffin storm lantern was lighted, and Huma it out of the glutinous water: it was a cylinder of tinted
saw facing her a gray-haired giant down whose left cheek glass cased in exquisitely wrought silver, and H ashim
ran the most sinister of scars, a cicatrice in the shape of saw within its walls a silver pendant bearing a single
the Arabic letter S. She had the insupportably nostalgic strand of human hair. Closing his fist around th is unique
notion th a t the bogeyman of her childhood nursery had discovery, he m uttered to the boatm an th a t he had
risen up to confront her, because her ayah had always changed his plans and hurried to his sanctum where,
forestalled any incipient acts of disobedience by th re a t behind closed doors, he feasted his eyes on his find. There
ening Huma and Atta: “You don’t watch out and I’ll send can be no doubt th a t Hashim the m oneylender knew from
th at one to steal you aw ay—th a t Sheikh Sin, the Thief of the first th at he was in possession of the fam ous holy
Thieves!” Here, gray-haired but unquestionably scarred, hair of the Prophet Mohammed, whose th e ft from the
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shrine at Hazratbal the previous morning had created an infinitude of tiny sandalwood dolls, which had originally
unprecedented hue and cry in the valley. The thieves—no been carved to serve as children’s bathtime toys. “And
doubt alarmed by the pandemonium, by the procession after all,” Hashim told himself, “the Prophet would have
through the streets of the endless ululating crocodiles of disapproved mightily of this relic-worship; he abhorred
lamentation, by the riots, the political ramifications, and the idea of being deified; so by keeping this rotting hair
the widespread police search th at was commanded and from its mindless devotees, I perform—do I not?—a finer
carried out by men whose entire careers now hung upon service than I would by returning it! Naturally, I don’t
this single lost hair—had evidently panicked and hurled want it for its religious value; I’m a man of the world, of
the phial into the gelatine bosom of the lake. Having this world; I see it purely as a secular object of great
found it by a stroke of good fortune, Hashim’s duty as a rarity and blinding beauty: in short, it’s the phial I
citizen was clear; the hair must be restored to its shrine, desire, not the hair. There are American millionaires
and the state to equanimity and peace. who buy stolen paintings and hide them away; they
But the moneylender had formed a different notion. would know how I feel. I must, must have it!”
All about him in his study was the evidence of collector’s Every collector must share his treasures with one oth
mania: great cases full of impaled butterflies from Gul- er human being, and Hashim summoned—and told—his
marg, three dozen miniature cannons cast from the only son, Atta, who was deeply perturbed but, having
melted-down metal of the great gun Zamzama, innumer been sworn to secrecy, spilled the beans only when the
able swords, a Naga spear, ninety-four terracotta camels troubles became too terrible to bear. The youth left his
of the sort sold on railway-station platforms, and an father alone in the crowded solitude of his collections.
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Hashim was sitting erect in a hard chair, gazing intently trem bling debtor arrived a t the house to confess his
at the beautiful phial. inability to pay the latest installm ent of in terest owed,
and made the m istake of rem inding H ashim , in some
w hat blustering fashion, of the K oran’s strictu res
T WAS WELL KNOWN THAT THE MONEYLENDER NEVER against usury. The moneylender, flying into a rage,
to the mullahs that the hair was on my person! They body was convulsed by a fit of coughing; he spat blood
would never have believed me now—and this mob would into an old tin can. The great sheikh, the “Thief of
have lynched me! At any rate, it’s gone, and th at’s a load Thieves,” was also an old and sick man, and every day the
off my mind.” Feeling more contented than he had for time drew nearer when some young pretender to his pow
days, the young man returned home. er would stick a dagger in his stomach. A lifelong addic
Here he found his sister bruised and weeping in the tion to gambling had left him as poor as he had been
hall; upstairs, in her bedroom, his mother wailed like a when, decades ago, he had started out in this line of work
brand-new widow. He begged Huma to tell him what had as a mere pickpocket’s apprentice; in the extraordinary
happened, and when she replied that their father, return commission he had accepted from the moneylender’s
ing from his brutal business trip, had once again noticed daughter he saw his opportunity of amassing enough
a glint of silver between boat and quay, had once again wealth, at a stroke, to leave the valley and acquire the
scooped up the errant relic, and was consequently in a luxury of a respectable death that would leave his stom
rage to end all rages, having beaten the truth out of ach intact.
her—then Atta buried his face in his hands and sobbed As for the Prophet’s hair, well, neither he nor his blind
that, in his opinion, that hair was persecuting them; that wife had ever had much to say for prophets; that was one
it had come back to finish the job. thing they had in common with the moneylender’s clan.
Now it was Huma’s turn to think of a way out of their It would not do, however, to reveal the nature of this, his
troubles. While her arms turned black and blue and great last crime, to his four sons; to his consternation, they had
stains spread across her forehead, she hugged her broth all grown up into hopelessly devout fellows, who even
er and whispered to him her determination to get rid of spoke absurdly of making the pilgrimage to Mecca some
the hair at all costs; she repeated this last phrase several day. “But how will you go?” their father would laugh at
times. “The hair,” she then declared, “must be stolen. It them, because, with the absolutist love of a parent, he
was stolen from the mosque; it can be stolen from this had made sure they were all provided with a lifelong
house. But it must be a genuine robbery, carried out by a source of high income by crippling them at birth, so that,
real thief, not by one of us who are the hair’s victims—by as they dragged themselves around the city, they earned
a thief so desperate that he fears neither capture nor excellent money in the begging business. The children,
curses.” Of course, she added, the theft would be ten then, could look after themselves; he and his wife would
times harder to pull off now that their father, knowing be off with the jewel boxes of the moneylender’s women.
that there had already been one attempt on the relic, was It was a timely chance indeed that had brought the beau
certainly on his guard. tiful bruised girl into his corner of the town.
^ ^ AN Y0U 00 IT?” HUMA’ IN A ROOM lit by candle hat night , the large house on the shore of
I and storm lantern, ended her account with
this question: “What assurances can you give
that the job holds no terrors for you still?” The criminal,
spitting, stated that he was not in the habit of providing
T the lake lay blindly waiting, with silence lapping at
its walls. A burglar’s night: clouds in the sky and
mists on the winter water. Hashim the moneylender was
asleep, the only member of his family to whom sleep had
references, as a cook might, or a gardener; but he was not come that night. In another room, his son, Atta, lay deep
alarmed so easily, not by any children’s djinn of a curse. in the coils of his coma with a blood clot forming on his
The girl had to be content with this boast, and proceeded brain, watched over by a mother who had let down her
to describe the details of the proposed burglary. “Since long graying hair to show her grief, a mother who placed
my brother’s failure to restore the hair to the mosque, warm compresses on his head with gestures redolent of
my father has taken to sleeping with his precious trea impotence. In yet a third bedroom Huma waited, fully
sure under his pillow. However, he sleeps alone and very dressed, amid the jewel-heavy caskets of her desperation.
energetically; only enter his room without waking him, At last a bulbul sang softly from the garden below her
and he will certainly have tossed and turned quite window and, creeping downstairs, she opened a door to
enough to make the theft a simple matter. When you the bird, on whose face there was a scar in the shape
have the phial, come to my room,” and here she handed of the Arabic letter S. Noiseless now, the bird flew up
Sheikh Sin a plan of her home, “and I will hand over all the stairs behind her. At the head of the staircase they
the jewelry owned by my mother and myself. You will parted, moving in opposite directions along the cor
find—it is w orth—you will be able to get a fortune for ridor of their conspiracy without a glance at one an
i t . . .” It was clear that her self-control was weak other.
ening and that she was on the point of physical collapse. Entering the moneylender’s room with professional
“Tonight,” she burst out finally. “You must come to ease, the burglar, Sin, discovered that Huma’s predic
night!” tions had been wholly accurate. Hashim lay sprawled
No sooner had she left the room than the old criminal’s diagonally across his bed, the pillow untenanted by his
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head, th e prize easily accessible. Step by padded step, Sin be necessary, he said, for him to vanish fo r a while. H er
moved tow ard th e goal. I t was a t th is point th a t young blind eyes never opened u n til he had gone.
A tta, w ithout any w arning, his vocal cords prom pted by The noise in th e H ashim household h ad roused th e ir
God knows w h at p ressure of th e clot upon his brain, sat serv an ts and even aw akened th e n ig h t w atch m an who
bolt uprig h t in his bed, giving his m other th e fright of had been fa st asleep as usual on his charpoy by th e gate;
her life, and scream ed a t the top of his voice: “Thief! the police were alerted and th e com m issioner h im self
Thief! Thief!” inform ed. W hen he heard of H u m a’s d eath , th e m o u rn fu l
I t seems probable th a t his poor m ind had been dw ell officer opened and read th e sealed le tte r t h a t h is niece
ing, in these la st m om ents, upon his own fa th e r, but it is had given him, and in sta n tly led a large d e ta c h m e n t of
im possible to be certain, because having uttered these arm ed m en into the lig h t-rep e llen t gullies of th e m ost
th ree em phatic words th e young m an fell back on his w retched and disreputable p a r t of th e city. The tongue of
pillow and died. A t once his m other set up a screeching a m alicious cat b u rg lar nam ed H u m a’s fellow -conspira
and a wailing and a keening and a howling so ear-split- tor; the finger of an am bitious bank robber po in ted a t th e
tingly intense as to com plete the work th a t A tta ’s cry house in which he lay concealed; and alth o u g h Sin m a n
had begun; th a t is, h er lam ents p en etrated the walls aged to craw l th ro u g h a h atch in th e a ttic an d a tte m p t a
of her husband’s bedroom and brought H ashim wide rooftop escape, a bullet from th e com m issio n er’s own
awake. rifle p en etrated his stom ach and b ro u g h t him crash in g
Sheikh Sin was ju s t deciding w hether to dive beneath m essily to the ground a t th e feet of the en rag ed uncle.
the bed or b rain th e m oneylender good and proper when From th e dead m a n ’s ragged pocket rolled a p h ial of
H ashim grabbed the tig er-strip ed sw ordstick th a t al tin te d glass, cased in filigree silver.
ways stood propped up in a corner beside his bed and
rushed from th e room w ithout so much as noticing the
b u rg lar who stood on th e opposite side of the bed in the he recovery of the p r o p h e t ’s h a ir w as an-