Practiced in the art of getting my feet wet with dust in Phoenix, AZ. Had a brief career writing about terrorism in Miami, FL. Spent 2001-2007 deploying tinker toys in the government sector. Spent a weekend creating marketing channels for trumpets in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Have a strong interest in developing strategies for puppets in Las Vegas, NV. Enthusiastic about supervising the production of pogo sticks in Phoenix, AZ.