Good Cop, Dadaist Cop
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[[Two cops look through a window into an interrogation chamber holding a handcuffed suspect ]]
Good Cop: All right, let's try good cop, dadaist cop
[[Good Cop is seated in front of the suspect]]
Good Cop: Look, you're a good guy. We can work this out. Hey, lemme get us some coffee.
[[CHANGE PLACES]]
[[Dadaist Cop holds up a document of indeterminate contents and threatens the suspect with it]]
Dadaist Cop: See this? It's Mark Zuckerberg's Mortgage. So why is it written in *CHURCH LATIN*?
[[Dadaist cop physically rattles the suspect]]
Dadaist Cop: *WHY ARE MY BONES SO SMALL*?
Suspect: What's *WRONG* with you!?
Dadaist Cop: What's wrong with *ART*?
{{Title text: NOW INVENT AN IMPOSSIBLE-TO-TRANSLATE LANGUAGE AND USE IT TO TELL US WHERE THE MONEY IS.}}
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