Pickup Lines
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[picture of a man at a bar]
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and I together.
Man: Is your father a thief? because that's totally my jetta you parked outside.
Man:You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night
Man: screaming.
{{title text: That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better stuffed onto the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window. Let's fucking do it and never look back.}}
Comics I enjoy:
Three Word Phrase,
SMBC,
Dinosaur Comics,
Oglaf (nsfw),
A Softer World,
Buttersafe,
Perry Bible Fellowship,
Questionable Content,
Buttercup Festival,
Homestuck,
Junior Scientist Power Hour
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