Android Girlfriend
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[[A couple and a man face each other. The man is holding something.]]
Man with android: Check out my new android girlfriend.
Man #2: Is she a sex bot?
[[The android grabs the cherry out of the man's hand.]]
[[The android pulls the stem off.]]
<<Plink>>
[[The android puts the stem in its mouth.]]
<<Nom>>
[[There is a bright flash around the android's mouth. The rest of the panel is dark.]]
Man #2: I don't think arc-welding a cherry stem counts as sexy.
Android: Remove your pants.
Man #2: No.
{{Title text: Programming the sexbots to enjoy sex seemed a sensible move at the time, but we didn't realize the consequences of their developing fetishes.}}
Comics I enjoy:
Three Word Phrase,
SMBC,
Dinosaur Comics,
Oglaf (nsfw),
A Softer World,
Buttersafe,
Perry Bible Fellowship,
Questionable Content,
Buttercup Festival,
Homestuck,
Junior Scientist Power Hour
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