There's not much for me to say. I love to play trivia and Texas hold 'em , I love knowledge , and I love contributing my knowledge to the world. I love easily :)
I have tested out at genius level. I am also modest. Yeah, right... :p
I am also a high-school dropout with an 11th grade education . I have didaskaleinophobia , the fear of going to school or being taught in a scholastic environment. Ironic, huh, that I still crave worldly knowledge?
I will continue to edit this page of mine as it seems prudent to do... John :)
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; This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.
; This user's favorite punctuation is semicolons; he likes using them a lot.
; This user is addicted to semicolons
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe
"..!" This user believes that punctuation should always come on the inside of quotation marks
A, B, and This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
… This user is addicted to ellipses
ANAL 5 This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.
GN This user is a Grammar Ninja "WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" as proof.
This user thinks good grammar sexy
Subj
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than This user understands the difference between using "than then
their This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
English Singulars: "The data is..."
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Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."
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Majority ≠ right
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majorityad populum Although this user acknowledges the logical fallacy ad populum
whom This user insists upon using whom
based
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your This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
"There's" with a plural subject This user knows that "there's" with a plural subject is a pervasive grammatical error. There's There are
to This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
Α α This user's favorite letter in the Greek Άλφα
Я я This user's favorite letter in the Russian я
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This user knows that because English is a living language, grammar and syntax are not fixed.
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ury -0Chyuc acol jeoc meg amjolcgumja Uryuomoco (el amjolcgumjc yug quyuch semcyujoluvro jyuhhyusargi).
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ain't nobody This user hates seeing double negatives
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition
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its & it's This user understands the difference between its it's
its It's its
its This user understands the difference between its of it it's it is it has
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A sentence contains "A quoted sentence.".
This user thinks, "Punctuation should come at the end of every sentence .".
"…" This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
ubiquitous ≠ widespread This user asserts that the more common word is often not the most precise.
USage decline This user uses American English
This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.
Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng
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English This user knows that 'to' is pronounced /tʊ/, not /a/.
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HIQS
This user might as well be a member of a high IQ society ʌ gen-ius!
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If he had his little way, this user would eat peaches
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