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You are (probably) a human from Earth. You sometimes get caught up in the dealings of extraterrestrial mechanical lifeforms known as the Transformers. You often get recruited by the heroic Autobot faction to help in their struggle against the evil Decepticons.
Sideways has nothing kind to say about your mother. Slug also has nothing kind to say about you, though he rarely says anything kind about anyone.
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Fiction
Generation 1
Super-God Masterforce cartoon
With the Masterforce, You too can transform! You Too Use the Masterforce to Transform
S.T.A.R.S. continuity
The Autobots need humans like you to join S.T.A.R.S. (for only $6.50) and help thwart evil. Members were issued standard equipment including a Transformers Control Center, a S.T.A.R.S. iron-on patch, a S.T.A.R.S. membership card, and an Autobot Tech-Spec Manual. The battle is far from over!S.T.A.R.S. continuity
In addition to needing you to join S.T.A.R.S., the Autobots need you to tell your friends about The Transformers: The Movie and how they can obtain an exciting movie poster. The Autobots Have a Special Mission for:
Ultra Magnus was looking for someone to serve as S.T.A.R.S. Commander and began training you to fill that role. You Have Been Chosen.
The Transformers Adventure Game Books
Dinobot War
A mishap with a buried alien flying saucer at Disneyland (maybe) sent you back in time. You (might have) met the Dinobots and (probably) helped save the Autobots from being murdered while they lay dormant in the Ark. Dinobot War
Peril from the Stars
You (likely) helped Jazz prevent Starscream getting his hands on a space-borne weapons capsule. Peril from the Stars
Island of Fear
Some reports place you being eaten by a leopard while mixed up in a confrontation between Dirge and some Mini-Autobots. Island of Fear
Highway Clash
You were (perhaps) thrust into the deadly struggle between Megatron and Optimus Prime as they fought over a lorry-load of microchips. Highway Clash
Swamp of the Scorpion
During another deadly struggle into which you were thrust, you (apparently) encountered Highbrow and Skullcruncher in a swamp. You were also a Nebulan. Swamp of the Scorpion
Desert of Danger
At some unspecified point in the space future you (definitely) secured employment co-piloting an interstellar cargo ship and (most likely) got mixed up in the seedy underworld of Nebulan nightclubs and Transformer-smuggling. Luckily one of the Transformers you smuggled was a lot friendlier than the other and together you (presumably) prevented the reactivation of some ancient Decepticon robotic infantry. Desert of Danger
Find Your Fate Junior
Dinobots Strike Back
In the event that Swoop prevented the Dinobots from going on a mind-controlled rampage, and subsequently lost his memory via a bop to the head, you were the only one to remember the events that transpired on the day the Dinobots were guarding Hidden Valley. Dinobots Strike Back
Battle Drive
In one of the possible sequence of events, you tried to save the Autobots from an ambush by writing in a book. This came far closer to working than logic would suggest. In an alternate adventure, you wake up suddenly in the middle of a wild chase between Prowl and the Decepticons, realizing that the adventure up to now had been a dream. But if it was a dream, what were you doing in the book wearing your pyjamas?Battle Drive
Desert Flight
In one possible sequence of events, Megatron's anti-gravity device hit your neighbourhood, sending you and everyone else on Earth to float helplessly out into space.
You also had the power to turn back time once, by holding up a page up to a mirror. Doing so prevented the Autobots from being vaporized by a neutron bomb. Desert Flight
Decepticon Poison
In one possible scenario, you are the only human who came to know how closely the Decepticons came to poisoning the water supply, turning all humans into mindless Decepticon slaves. And you would keep that secret to yourself until the end.
In another possible path, wherein Prowl's actions caused the Autobots to die a slow agonizing death while the Decepticons readied to turn humanity into mindless slaves by poisoning their water supply, Prowl wished you had picked a different path. As did you, as you and everyone you knew would soon become a mindless drone.
In yet another possible path, where you got Bumblebee to be tortured by Laserbeak to death, you were asked whether you felt awful for your bad decision. Decepticon Poison
Autobot Alert!
In one possible scenario, Hot Rod used Perceptor's latest invention, a “rapid-fire, high-intensity rifle cannon” to take out Cyclonus. The blast was so powerful that it knocked you to the floor, despite you just reading about it in a book!
In another scenario, you were reflexively about to bow down to Galvatron's image on the TV screen, (after he demanded you do so) before being prompted not to by the book.
In one possible scenario, you present when an Autobot Alert rang out throughout Metroplex. You learned of two Decepticon plots simultaneously occurring. One of which was the theft of a coded message meant for Ultra Magnus's eyes only. If Ultra Magnus decided to prioritize theft of the coded message, you were part of the captive audience that listened to Kup divulge information about an ancient Autobot formula. You then took off towards the Autobots’ desert research centre along with a number of other Autobots. Once there, you and the rest of the Autobots learned from Springer that the cybertite sphere containing the formula was discovered by humans during the 16th century. If the Decepticons had decoded Springer's message, they would be searching off the coast of California, where the ship containing the sphere had sunk. If they hadn't decoded the message, the Decepticons would still be digging in the nearby crater.
If Ultra Magnus decided to assume that the Decepticons had already decrypted the message, he ordered his forces to split up to more efficiently address the situation. You were part of the main group of Autobot forces led by Ultra Magnus towards the California coast. Arriving at the scene, Ultra Magnus's troops were informed by Powerglide (who had flown ahead of the land-bound group) that he had discovered the location of the sunken ship containing the cybertite sphere. Simultaneously, Blurr caught up with the group to inform them that the Decepticons were quickly approaching. Ultra Magnus called upon you, one of his most trusted advisors to make a critical decision. He asked you whether the Autobots should attempt to raise the sunken ship themselves, or to hide and ambush the Decepticons once they had done it themselves? Whether the Autobots succeeded or failed from this point on depended on the actions of other Autobots. Autobot Alert!
St. Michael The Transformers Sticker Book
While biking, you came upon a cave with a shimmering mist within. Intrigued, you wandered inside, only to find yourself stumbling through a field of star, plummeting towards a rocky planet. You lost consciousness, and reawakened, only to find yourself emerging from a different ave altogether. Around the entrance, looking down towards you were the Autobots Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod, Springer, Sandstorm and Ratchet. Together you embarked on a journey to fix their downed spacecraft while fighting the Combaticons, Cyclonus and Galvatron. Whether or not you succeeded depending on your decisions and you cunning, speed, and strength. The Transformers Sticker Book
Calm Sleep Stories
You allowed the weary Autobots to rest behind your home. For your troubles, Optimus Prime regaled you in soothing tones with an explanation of the Autobot-Decepticon War, how transformation works, other Autobots on his team, and their first encounter with a drive-in movie. He also thanked you for being a kind, and generous person. History of the Transformers Some time later, you again offered your residence to the Autobots, unknowingly quelling an argument between Bumblebee and Ironhide. In gratitude, Optimus told you of how the disagreement had started, along with a story of how he and Jetfire reconstructed the Benevolous Bridge on Cybertron. Building Bridges with Optimus Prime
Animorphs
Toy packaging
You are one of the many humans menaced by the Yeerk invasion of Earth. Because of their need to maintain secrecy, the Animorphs cannot tell you who they are, or where they live. Rachel believes that her lion morph will be able to save many people in the battle for Earth, including you. Rachel's packaging bio
Live-action film series
Toy packaging
Very few humans are actually aware of it, but the unleashing of the power of the AllSpark has given life to machines world-wide. By purchasing a Real Gear ROBOTS product, you too now know this secret. Congratulations! Now, join the battle! Real Gear Robots packaging blurb
Speed Dial 800 serves as your robotic companion. Speed Dial 800's packaging bio
LG Promotional website continuity
The Nonbiological Extraterrestrial Species Team needed your help in locating Decepticons hidden on Earth. Once you completed the missions, you became a full-fledged member of N.E.S.T.[1]
Titan Comics
Various puzzles, features, and games have been provided for you to prove your intellectual mettle. You may have the chance to battle Megatron's intellectual challenges, try to beat Starscream to a strategic item, apply for residency on Cybertron, or even become Megatron himself to terrify your progenitors! Transformers (Titan)
Transformers Animated
Prime Suspect
After Optimus Prime saved you from being run down by a rogue truck, the police attempted to apprehend him for some breaking and entering that took place the night before. You joined up with Sari and the Autobots to investigate and clear his name by tracking down the real culprit — Blitzwing. Prime Suspect
Quest for the AllSpark
On another occasion, you encountered Sari, who told you that the Autobots had abandoned her. As it turned out, Megatron was attacking them with remote-controlled devices, and they'd set about hiding the AllSpark. Quest for the AllSpark
Web of Deception
A boat ride you were enjoying with Sari on Lake Erie was interrupted by a torpedo attack, which you were saved from by Bumblebee and Prowl. It turned out that Optimus had been kidnapped, so you, Sari and the rest of the Autobots tracked the culprit, Lockdown, into an underwater cave system. There you discovered that he'd kidnapped Prime for Blackarachnia, who intended to turn the Autobot into a techno-organic, however you soon had her defeated. Web of Deception
Time-Quake
On another occasion, strange temporal disturbances across Detroit led you to team up with Bulkhead. Locating the time machine that was causing the problems, the pair of your were plunged back in time and had to locate the time machine's control spheres to return to the present. You subsequently helped the Autobots track down the culprit behind the time machine's activity. Time-Quake
Ask Vector Prime
Vector Prime frequently interacted with you, answering your questions and occasionally letting you know about other versions of you in the multiverse. Ask Vector Prime
Games
Hunt for the Decepticons
You were recruited to the Autobot cause to help track down the Decepticons still at large on Earth. After assisting Bumblebee in capturing Axor in Shanghai, Optimus sent you to Paris to take down Terradive. You were issued an "Autobot training facility issued fighter" to take to the skies after the Decepticon, and were able to send him plummeting down after making good use of your jet's weapons. You were next sent to South America to stop Starscream from plundering energy from a mine. With a blaster and forcefield in hand, you were able to send this Decepticon fleeing. Pleased with your success rate, Optimus then inducted you into the Autobots, and taught you the history of the Cybertronian civil war. In preparation for your next mission, a fight against Megatron himself, the Autobots trained you in a variety of skill sets. You improved your speed under Sideseipe's supervision, increased your strength with Ironhide, honed your dexterity skills with Ratchet, and practiced with firearms with Bumblebee. Once you had completed your training, Optimus received word that Megatron was planning to attack New York City in retaliation for many of his troops having recently been defeated. You were sent out to deal with the Decepticon threat once more, and succeeded in driving Megatron away, once more via the help of your trusty shield and blaster. With this task completed, Optimus recalled you to Autobot headquarters so that he and his troops could thank you personally for your contributions to the Autobot cause. You were also invited to continue using their secret training facility if you wished to do so. Hunt for the Decepticons
Transformers: The Ride – 3D
Upon enlisting as a new N.E.S.T. recruit, you were assigned to work with the new Autobot Evac and entrusted to transport the last shard of the AllSpark to a safe location from the Decepticons. However, Ravage broke into the base you and Evac were stationed at and stole the AllSpark, clawing at you before retreating. After Bumblebee retrieved the shard and gave it back to you and Evac, the two of you took off in the city, where Optimus Prime was waiting to guide you both to safety, only for Megatron to then arrive and attack.
As you and Evac tried to get away, several Decepticons gave chase to you both. Despite assistance from Sideswipe, you and Evac were pulled into Devastator's Vortex Grinder, only surviving thanks to Evac shielding you both at the last moment. But just as you emerged unharmed, Starscream grabbed the both of you by his grappling hook. Flung into a building by the airborne Decepticon, you and Evac encountered Optimus and Megatron locked in battle. Bravely, Evac charged at Megatron, taking you with him, and sent all three of you plummeting down the building after Evac disabled Megatron with the AllSpark shard.
Thankfully, you and Evac were caught by Bumblebee at the last second, saving you from smashing against the pavement. Optimus congratulated the two of you on a job well done, and Evac took you back to N.E.S.T. headquarters, saying that you can ride with him anytime. Transformers: The Ride – 3D
Hunt the Beasts online game
After the Autobots intercepted a disturbing communication from Shockwave to Megatron, you were tasked to investigate Shockwave's laboratory looking for information on the threat posed by Shockwave's runaway experiments. Hunt the Beasts
Transformers: Forged to Fight
Fearing that it could be corrupted by the Quintessons in the hands of a Cybertronian, Optimus Prime gave you, as the new commander, the Matrix of Leadership. Transformers: Forged to Fight
Transformers: Battlegrounds
As a latecomer of the Central City evacuation, you were found by a Decepticon seeker. About to be blasted, you were fortunately rescued by Bumblebee who kicked the seeker out. He asked Teletraan-X to take you to a safe place, but after realizing that the city was a real labyrinth, they decided to hire you as their guide on Earth and to follow your instructions to move and attack. Transformers: Battlegrounds
Transformers: Heavy Metal
When the Decepticons under the leadership of Starscream invaded Earth, Bumblebee and Hound asked you to join the Guardian Program, so you could help them defend the planet and collect Mini-Cons. Transformers: Heavy Metal
Known toy design work
Did you know you've been known to design the toys yourself on occasion? It's true! Look at you go.
Generations
Thrilling 30
Combiner Wars
Notes
- You're pretty awesome.
